Update.3
Aaj ka din mere liye kafi muskil tha kyoki ammi mujhse baat nahi kar rahi thi sham ko ham sab log dada, dadi, papa, guddu ham sab darwaje par baithe huye the jaise gao me aksar log baithte hai ammi ghar ke ander thi or mai sab ke sath darwaje par baitha tha to papa mujhse bole
papa! Ayan beta mere sath bazar chalo kuchh cheeze Lani hai.........
mai! Ok papa ek minute bas mai muh dho kar aaya........
fir mai ghar ke ander aaya to dekha ammi hall me baith kar kisi se baat kar rahi thi jab mujhpar nazar padi to wo apna nazar ghuma li ye dekh kar mujhe bahut takleef ho Rahi thi, aaj jis time se unhe apne dil ki baat bataya hu tabse wo mujhe bas aisi Nazar se dekhti hai jaise mai koi gira hua insan hu or ye cheez mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi mera maan kar raha tha jor jor ro lu par maine khud ko control kar liya fir mai ammi se puchha
mai! Ammi mai papa ke sath bazar jaa raha hu aapko kuchh chahiye kya.......
par iss baar ammi mujhse boli finally
ammi! Mujhe kuchh nahi chahiye wo bhi tere hath se......
or itna bol kar phone me baat karne lagi mujhe iss tarah treat kar rahi thi jaise mai unka kuchh lagta hi nahi hu
mai! Ammi iss tarah se baat karne se achha hai aap mujhe thappad maar lo.........
ammi! ek minute Saba mai call karti hu.....
or ammi ne call cut kar di fir mujhse boli
ammi! Haa man to kar raha hai ki tujhe thappad Maru par nahi kar sakti agar tere dada ji ko yaa fir tere papa ko pta chala ki maine tujhe thappad kyo mara hai tab wo dono Tut jayenge jaisa Tera soch hai mera to nahi par kam se kam unlogon ka to soch..........
mai! Haa to unhe bhi pta chal jane do maine kuchh galat kiya hai kya agar haa to fir mai koi bhi saza bhugtne ko taiyar hu par iss tarah ka nahi jiss tarah se aap mujhe dekhti ho na mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mai ko gira hua insan hu..........
ammi! Haa hai gira hua par tu nahi Teri soch hai gira hua bhala koi bhi beta apni maa ko girlfriend ki tarah pyar mujhe to soch kar hi ghinn aati hai........
mai! Bas ammi ab or kuchh mat bolo aaj aapko meri mohabbat se ghinn aa rahi hai na par yaad rakhna aapko bhi ek din mujhse mohabbat hogi......
ammi! Sapne dekhna achhi baat hai par khuli ankhon se nahi.......
mai! Thank you so much.......
ammi! Or ye thank you kisliye.......
par mai iss baat ka koi jabab nahi diya or bahar aa kar papa ke sath unki car se bazar ke liye nikal gya,
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idhar ammi apni friend ji haa ammi jisse baat kar rahi thi wo ammi ki bachpan ki friend hai uska naam Saba hai city me rahti hai shadishuda hai unka bhi ek beta hai jiska naam Sohail hai mere umar ka hai jab mai school me tha to wo bhi mere sath padhai karta tha meri usse jayada baat nahi hoti thi kyoki mujhe wo pasand nahi tha ek number ka tharki ladka hai kisi bhi ladki ya aurat ko dekhta to bas uake pichhe pad jata uski yahi baat mujhe pasand nahi aati thi mujhe aksar bolta tha ki mai bhi kisi ladki ya aurat ko pta kar uske sath sex karu ek baar to wo mujhe sex video bhi dikhaya tha par uss waqt mai sirf apne padhai me dhyan deta tha isiliye in sab baton se mujhe fark nahi padta tha,,,,
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mere jane ke baad ammi fir se apni friend saba ko call laga di or baat karne lagi
saba! Kya hua naaz kyo rakh di thi.....
ammi! Kuchh nahi yaar mera beta tha kuchh puchh raha tha........
saba! Haa Tera beta se yaad aaya kaisa hai wo bahut din ho gye usse dekhe huye........
ammi! Thik hi hai kaisa rahega, wo chhod apne bete ke baare me bta padhai kar raha hai yaa fir wahi aawar gardi........
saba! Haa ab to sudhar gya hai, ab jyada bahar nahi jata hai sirf college or college se ghar......
ammi! Are waah kya jadu kiya tune jo itna sudhar gya hai pahle to tu bolti thi ki bahut bigda hua hai.......
saba! Ha ha jadu to kiya hai maine par tujhe kyo Janna hai tera beta to bilkul sarif hai........
ammi! Wahi to puchh rahi hu ki aisa kya kiya tune jo itna sudhar gya hai......
saba! Wo to mai tujhe mil kar hi bataungi aise phone par nahi.......
ammi! Chal thik hai waise kab milegi tu to mere office bhi nahi aati hai.....
saba! Kya kru yaar sara din bachho ko tution padhane me nikal jati hai or baki ke time apne bete ke sath.......
ammi! Kya baat hai kuchh jyada hi bete par dhyan de rahi hai pahle to uski sakal bhi dekhna nahi chahti thi.....
saba! Haa waqt sab badal deta hai ab mera beta sudhar gya hai mere sath waqt bitane laga hai mujhse pyar karne laga hai........
ammi! Kyaaa tera beta bhi.....
or ammi itna bol kar ruk gyi
saba! Tera beta bhi se kya matlab.....
ammi! Kuchh nahi bas aise hi chal mai rakhti hu ammi bula rahi hai......
saba! ek minute naaz mujh ye samjh nahi aa rahi hai ki aaj tu itna sab kuchh kyo puchh rahi hai mujhe to kuchh gadbad lag rahi hai.......
ammi! Kuchh gadbad nahi hai pagal mai to bas u hi puchh rahi thi......
Saba! Mai nahi manti dekh naaz tujhe meri kasam bta kya baat hai.....
ammi! Saba kasam kyo de rahi hai kuchh hai hi nahi to kya batau.....
saba! Jyada chalak mat ban mai tujhe achhe se janti hu agar tu batana nahi chahti hai to koi baat nahi......
ammi! Tu bhi naa yaar thik hai kal mere office me mil fir batati hu.....
saba! Thik hai pakka.....
ammi! Haa baba pakka chal byy rakhti hu.....
saba! Ok byyy.....
fir ammi phone rakh di or dadi ke paas chali gyi,, idhar mai ammi ki baton se udas car me baitha hua tha or papa car drive kar rahe the jab unhone mujhe udas dekha to mujhse puchhe
papa! Ayan kya baat hai tum udas kyo ho kuchh hua hai kya......
mai! Nahi to mai udas kaha hu.....
papa! Beta mai tumhe sabse behtar janta hu btao kya baat hai.....
mai! Nahi papa aisa kuchh nahi hai...
papa! Dekho beta mai bhale hi tumhara baap hu par mujhe apna dost hi samjho or btao.......
mai! Kuchh khas nahi bas ammi se thori bahas ho gyi hai.....
papa! Par kyo kis baat ko le kar......
mai! Wo mai unko apne sath Nani ke yaha Jane ke liye bola tha par wo mana kar di isiliye or koi baat nahi hai......
papa! Oh bas itni si baat hai thik hai mai usse bol dunga tumhare sath Jane ke liye.......
mai! Nahi papa aap mat bolna unko nahi jane ka man hai to rahne dijiye koi baat nahi.....
papa! Aise kaise jane ka man nahi hai tum udas mat ho mai baat karunga.....
mai! Please papa aap kuchh mat bolna mai manage kar lunga......
papa! Pakka na mai baat nahi kru.....
mai! Haa papa.....
papa! Thik hai kuchh khaoge chalo tumhe ek restaurant ka icecream khilata hu tumhe bahut pasand aayega.......
mai! Thik hai.......
fir papa ek restaurant ke bahar car park kiye or ham utar kar ander aa gye papa counter par 2 icecream order kar diye or fir table par aa kar mere sath baith gye to mai unse puchha
mai! Papa aapko kuchh saman Lena tha na wo nahi lena hai kya.......
papa! Haa lena to hai par mai tumhare sath kuchh waqt bitana chahta tha isiliye yaha lekar aa gya kitne dino baad tum aaye ho.........
mai! Oh sorry papa kya karu college me mera last year hai to chhutti kam hi milta hai pahle jitna......
papa! Koi baat nahi or batao college me sab kaisa hai koi dost banaye ho ya fir pahle jaisa akele hi rahte ho......
mai! Haa banaye hai na ek dost hai mera uska naam irfan hai bahut achha ladka hai meri bahut madad karta hai.......
papa muskurate huye! Mai wo dost ki baat nahi kar raha hu.......
mai! To fir kiski baat kar rahe ho aap mai kuchh samjha nahi.......
Papa! dekho beta maine tumhe abhi bola tha na ki mujhe apna dost samjho to mai dost ke naate puchh raha hu koi girlfriend banaye ho yaa nahi.........
mai papa ki baat suun kar sarma gya to papa bole
papa! Oh sarmao nahi beta btao......
mai! Nahi meri koi girlfriend nahi hai.....
papa! Kya par koi pasand to hogi na......
(Ab mai papa se kya bolta ki aapki biwi meri ammi mujhe pasand hai)
Mai! Haa pasand hai par wo mujhe pasand nahi karti hai..,..
Papa! Tum mazak kar rahe ho bhala tumhe koi kaise pasand nahi karegi itna handsome dikhte ho koi pagal hi hogi jo tumhe mana karegi.......
Mai! Mai mazak nahi kar raha hu sach me mai usse pasand nahi hu.......
Papa! Par hai kaun wo kya naam hai uska........
Ab mai buri tarah fass gya tha papa ka sawal sunn kar mai soch me pad gya ki kya naam batau
mai! Papa aapko sayad ajeeb lagega par ammi ka jo naam hai wahi naam uska hai.......
papa! Oh to isme ajeeb ki kya baat hai naaz naam to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai.....
Mai! Haa ye to hai......
papa! Tum tension mat lo Maan jayegi wo......
Mai! Mujhe koi tension nahi hai wo agar nahi maani to bhi koi baat nahi uski apni choice hai.......
papa! Bilkul nahi jo cheez hame pasand ho usse pane ki puri kosis karna chahiye jitna ho sake ek na ek din wo hamari ho hi jati hai.......
mai! Haa mai kosis to pura karunga par aage meri kismat......
papa! Beta kismat hame khud banana padta hai bas kosis karte raho meri duaa hai wo tumhe jarur milegi......
mai! Thank you papa aapki baton se mujhe bahut himmat mili hai ab mai koi kasar nahi chhodunga usse manane me......
papa! Sabas beta himmat nahi harni hai........
waiter! Sir ye rahi aapki icecream......
papa! Sukriya.......
fir ham dono ne icecream khatam kiya or ammi or dadi ke liye pack karwa liya dada ji ko doctor ne mana kiya hua tha to unke liye nahi liye papa bill pay kar diye to ham us resturant se nikal kar car me baith gye fir papa car start kiye or ghar ki taraf chal diye to mujhe kuchh ajeeb laga kyoki papa to mujhe ye bol kar sath laye the ki kuchh saman Lena hai par ye to bina kuchh liye hi wapas Jaa rahe the to mai unse puchha
mai! Papa saman nahi lena hai kya.....
To wo kuchh der soche fir mujhse bole
papa! Sorry beta mujhe kuchh Lena nahi tha darasal tumse kuchh baat karni thi.......
mai! Ye kya Papa aap sorry mat boliye bataiye kya baat karni thi.......
to papa car ko sadak ke side me park kar diye or mera hath tham liye or bole
papa! Beta promise kro meri baat suun kar tum mujhse naraz nahi hoge........
mai! Kaisi baat kar rahe hai mai bhala kyo naraz hounga aapse.......
papa! Baat hi kuchh aisi hai par mai ummid karunga ki tum mujhe samjhoge........
mai! Aap befikar boliye mai aapka beta hu agar mai aapko nahi samjhunga to or kaun samjhega......
papa! To thik hai baat kuchh aisa hai ki mai kisi ko.........