Shaandar Mast UpdateUPDATE:-2EXT.ROAD-NIGHT
(Rafik Atish ko apni bike pe bitha ke use Ghar chor ne ke liye Jaa Raha tha wahi Atish chup-chap Rafik ke piche betha tha)
Rafik:-Kya hua re?...Itna chup kahe bethe ho?...Baat kyo nahi kar rahe?
Atish:-Kucch Nahi....
Rafik:-Abe Tum humko chodu samjhe ho ka? Bachpan se Jante he tumko..
Atish:-Bola na kucch nahi he...
Rafik:-Are bhai bata na.. shayad koi hal nikal le hum?
Atish:-Kucch nahi bhai.... kucch nahi....Tu gaadi chala dhang se warna kahi hamara accident Naa ho jaye...
Rafik:-Gaand Marao chutiye.... humko kaa he...Bhai samaj ke pucch rahe he to bhaav kha rahe ho...
(Rafik ne apni bike roki aur apni shirt ki jeb se cigarette nikaalne laga aur lighter se cigarette jala kar pine laga aur firse bike start kar ke chalane laga)
Atish:-Abe Tum firse cigarette pi rahe ho kya?
Rafik:-.......*Smoke* *ffffffff*
Atish:-Abe sale tumko pata he *cough* *cough* humko *cough* elergy he...
Rafik:-Jab Tak Dil me dafan raaj nahi ugle ga na.. tab tak cigarate bujhne se Rahi *Smoke*
Atish:-Abe *Cough* Pagal ho gaye ho kya?....
Rafik:-*Smoke* *fffffffff*
Atish:-Are kis pagal ke saath fas gaya yaar..
Rafik:-*Smoke* *Ffffff*
Atish:-*Cough* *Cough* Thik he.... thik he bata ta hu...
Atish:-Asiya ki sagai ho gai....
(Rafik apni cigrate turant fek deta he)
Rafik:-Sale kab hui? Aur tune mujhe invite tak nahi kiya?..waah bhai biwi kya mili dost ko bhul gaya?..
(Atish Rafik ke sar pe tapli maarta he)
Atish:-Sale...Puri baat to sunle fir naach...
Rafik:-Are bolo dulhe Raja...
Atish:-Bas kar..Asiya ne kisi aurse sagai kar li he....
(Ye sunnte hi Rafik ne bike ko side pe le jaa ke rok diya aur bike ke niche utar jata he)
Atish:-Abe bike kyo roki ?
Rafik:-Kya majak kar raha he?....
(Rafik Atish ka collar pakadta he)
Rafik:-Wo tujhse kitna pyar karti he tujhe pata bhi he?...
Atish:-Rafik pehle collar chor...
(Atish Rafik ke haatho se apna collar chur vata he)
Atish:-use mujhse pyar nahi tha....Bas humdardi thi...aur me use jab bhi nikah ki baat karta tha to wo bas..Mera dil rakhne ke liye haa kehti thi....aur me bewakoof uska pyaar Maan betha....
Rafik:-Abe oye Nasha karke to nahi aaya he?...kya bake jaa raha he tu?
Atish:-koi Nasha nahi he bhai... sach he
Rafik:-Baji ne kucch nahi kaha? Kya?
(Atish ki aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the)
Atish:-Suna he khush thi...
Rafik:-Kisne kaha wo khush thi..
Atish:-Maa..Masi ne maa ko Bulaya tha sagai me maa ne to jaane se naa khaa tha par mene zabardasti unhe shadi me bheja....maa ne kaha Asiya bohot Khush thi....Laal Jode me khubsurat lag rahi thi par badksimat me.. hahahahaha....mene zindagi me naa hi kabhi laal rang dekha aur nahi mere...aas-pass ke logo ko...
(Rafik ne Atish ko gale laga liya)
Rafik:-Atish.... Atish....Ae tu thik he na?....
Atish:-*tears* ae chipak kyo Raha he
Rafik:-Tu ro raha he sale.....
Atish:-Jutha sala....hum ladke he bhai hum rote thodi he...koi ni ye nahi to koi aur mil jayegi....
(Rafik Atish ke sar pe apna sar raktha he)
Atish:-Oye mere ko tere jaise nawabi shokh nahi he kya kar raha he?
(Rafik hashta he)
Rafik:-Sala jitne bhi gum ho apne dil me dafan kar ke hashta rehta he kamina...
Atish:-Chal be santy mat kar...kitne baje?...
Rafik:-10:30 baje he...
Atish:-Abe Mera baap meri khatiya khadi kar dega jaldi chal....
Rafik:-Sorry Sorry.....
Atish:-Agar mere baap ne mere ko aaj mara naa kamine kal dekh tu....
Rafik:-Ha ha bhai mar Lena...cahe to gaand bhi maar Lena....
Atish:-Abe thu...kamina pata tha tere shokh nawabi hi he....
(Aise khatti-meethi Masti karte karte dono Ghar ki aur jaane lage)
Nice update broUPDATE:-2EXT.ROAD-NIGHT
(Rafik Atish ko apni bike pe bitha ke use Ghar chor ne ke liye Jaa Raha tha wahi Atish chup-chap Rafik ke piche betha tha)
Rafik:-Kya hua re?...Itna chup kahe bethe ho?...Baat kyo nahi kar rahe?
Atish:-Kucch Nahi....
Rafik:-Abe Tum humko chodu samjhe ho ka? Bachpan se Jante he tumko..
Atish:-Bola na kucch nahi he...
Rafik:-Are bhai bata na.. shayad koi hal nikal le hum?
Atish:-Kucch nahi bhai.... kucch nahi....Tu gaadi chala dhang se warna kahi hamara accident Naa ho jaye...
Rafik:-Gaand Marao chutiye.... humko kaa he...Bhai samaj ke pucch rahe he to bhaav kha rahe ho...
(Rafik ne apni bike roki aur apni shirt ki jeb se cigarette nikaalne laga aur lighter se cigarette jala kar pine laga aur firse bike start kar ke chalane laga)
Atish:-Abe Tum firse cigarette pi rahe ho kya?
Rafik:-.......*Smoke* *ffffffff*
Atish:-Abe sale tumko pata he *cough* *cough* humko *cough* elergy he...
Rafik:-Jab Tak Dil me dafan raaj nahi ugle ga na.. tab tak cigarate bujhne se Rahi *Smoke*
Atish:-Abe *Cough* Pagal ho gaye ho kya?....
Rafik:-*Smoke* *fffffffff*
Atish:-Are kis pagal ke saath fas gaya yaar..
Rafik:-*Smoke* *Ffffff*
Atish:-*Cough* *Cough* Thik he.... thik he bata ta hu...
Atish:-Asiya ki sagai ho gai....
(Rafik apni cigrate turant fek deta he)
Rafik:-Sale kab hui? Aur tune mujhe invite tak nahi kiya?..waah bhai biwi kya mili dost ko bhul gaya?..
(Atish Rafik ke sar pe tapli maarta he)
Atish:-Sale...Puri baat to sunle fir naach...
Rafik:-Are bolo dulhe Raja...
Atish:-Bas kar..Asiya ne kisi aurse sagai kar li he....
(Ye sunnte hi Rafik ne bike ko side pe le jaa ke rok diya aur bike ke niche utar jata he)
Atish:-Abe bike kyo roki ?
Rafik:-Kya majak kar raha he?....
(Rafik Atish ka collar pakadta he)
Rafik:-Wo tujhse kitna pyar karti he tujhe pata bhi he?...
Atish:-Rafik pehle collar chor...
(Atish Rafik ke haatho se apna collar chur vata he)
Atish:-use mujhse pyar nahi tha....Bas humdardi thi...aur me use jab bhi nikah ki baat karta tha to wo bas..Mera dil rakhne ke liye haa kehti thi....aur me bewakoof uska pyaar Maan betha....
Rafik:-Abe oye Nasha karke to nahi aaya he?...kya bake jaa raha he tu?
Atish:-koi Nasha nahi he bhai... sach he
Rafik:-Baji ne kucch nahi kaha? Kya?
(Atish ki aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the)
Atish:-Suna he khush thi...
Rafik:-Kisne kaha wo khush thi..
Atish:-Maa..Masi ne maa ko Bulaya tha sagai me maa ne to jaane se naa khaa tha par mene zabardasti unhe shadi me bheja....maa ne kaha Asiya bohot Khush thi....Laal Jode me khubsurat lag rahi thi par badksimat me.. hahahahaha....mene zindagi me naa hi kabhi laal rang dekha aur nahi mere...aas-pass ke logo ko...
(Rafik ne Atish ko gale laga liya)
Rafik:-Atish.... Atish....Ae tu thik he na?....
Atish:-*tears* ae chipak kyo Raha he
Rafik:-Tu ro raha he sale.....
Atish:-Jutha sala....hum ladke he bhai hum rote thodi he...koi ni ye nahi to koi aur mil jayegi....
(Rafik Atish ke sar pe apna sar raktha he)
Atish:-Oye mere ko tere jaise nawabi shokh nahi he kya kar raha he?
(Rafik hashta he)
Rafik:-Sala jitne bhi gum ho apne dil me dafan kar ke hashta rehta he kamina...
Atish:-Chal be santy mat kar...kitne baje?...
Rafik:-10:30 baje he...
Atish:-Abe Mera baap meri khatiya khadi kar dega jaldi chal....
Rafik:-Sorry Sorry.....
Atish:-Agar mere baap ne mere ko aaj mara naa kamine kal dekh tu....
Rafik:-Ha ha bhai mar Lena...cahe to gaand bhi maar Lena....
Atish:-Abe thu...kamina pata tha tere shokh nawabi hi he....
(Aise khatti-meethi Masti karte karte dono Ghar ki aur jaane lage)