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“aayi chikni chameli.. chup ke akeli.. paua chadha..” apni dhun me mast kaka kitchen me ghusa toh kone me hulchal mehsus hone pe pehle to zara sehma par dheemi roshni me Anjum ki gori surat nazar aayi toh kaka khush hua.. Murli piche khada apni lungi thik kar raha tha..
Anjum kaka se nazre bachate hue stove ke paas jaa kar chai banane lagti hai..
Jab kaka ne gaand ke do kaddu ke beech kapda andar tak phasa dekha.. “maalik iske sath akele yahan..?chidiya phas gayi itni jaldi? wah maalik wah.. maan gaye aap ko.. kya hath maara hai..”
Kaka samajh gaya Murli ne aaj kuch toh tagda kiya hai Anjum ke sath.. ab chudai ka muhurat bhi door nahi.. uska lund aukat me aate hue sakht hone laga..
Anjum ka bura haal tha.. khud ko kosne lagi..- ”oh gawd.. shankar kaka kahan se aa gaye? Aur pata nahi unhone kya kya dekha.. Piche ka toh nahi dikha hoga par chaati pe mama.. wo kahin..? Aur mai paagal mama ka pakde khadi thi.. pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya hai.. aur mama ne mere boobs pe..? aur itni zor se. .mmmmmmm… ghalat kiya mama ne... shukr hai kaka aa gaye.. pata nahi pagal mama kya kya kar dete lekin mai rok leti unhe… shayad.. ”
Kaka ko Anjum ko taad te hue Murli dekhta hai -”aur kaka.. mil gaya?”
Shankar hadbadate- ji.. kya.. maalik..?
Murli- samaan.. Market me..
Kaka- ji maalik.. mai chai bana dun? Khamakha Anjum ji ko takleef kyu?
Murli- Shankar.. Anjum ji ko naam se mat bulao..hamari khaas mehmaan hain..
Shankar- thik maalik.. kya bolu madam ji ko..
Murli- wo bhi maalkin hain is ghar ki.. toh choti maalkin bol sakta hai.. kyun Anjum ji?
Anjum (sochte hue ke mama kuch zyada personal ho rahe hain)- is ghar ki maalkin toh latha bhabhi hain.. mai kaise ho sakti hun?
Murli- aap apne ghar me toh maalkin ho na? Aap ke sasur majeed saab mere bade bhai jaise hain.. Toh ye ghar bhi aap ka hua?
Anjum- wo sab thik hai.. ye nahi..
Shankar- maalik.. mai inko bahurani bulau?
Murli Anjum ke paas uske chuttad ghurte hue- han.. ye thik rahega.. bahu Rani..?
Shankar samajh gaya Murli ka dil is maina pe aa gaya hai..
Anjum smile karte- hmmm.. chalega..
Shankar- toh chai mai banau.. bahuraani..?
Isse pehle Anjum kuch kehti Murli bola- rehne do kaka.. aaj Anjum ji ki chai peeni hai..
Anjum stove ki taraf muh kiye do bhooke bhediyo ke beech khadi dudh me patti daal rahi thi..
Shankar bagal me khade Anjum ke gol mummay taadte- “kitne mote chuche hain saali ke.. bas ek baar hath aa jaye.. poora doodh nichod dunga.. aahhaaa.. itni jaldi maalik ke sath kabaddi khelne lagi.. saali.. garam maal hai..”
Kaka ki ankhon me Anjum ke liye hawas Murli ne dekha par usne toka nahi.. Murli ko koi dikkat nahi thi.. uske liye Anjum bas ek shikaar thi.. Aur rahi baat shankar ki.. Murli jaanta tha kaka paidayshi chodu aadmi tha.. uska maanna tha har aurat ke andar ek randi chupi hoti hai.. aur Anjum jaisi kadak maal kaka ka khada na kare.. ye namumkin tha…
Shankar kaka ka chep hona Anjum ko thoda nervous karta hai.. par Murli ke hote use kaka se darr nahi lagta.. chai ban chuki thi..
Anjum(tray badhate hue)- mama..
Murli- thank u..
Murli- aap kuch bhul rahi hain Anjum ji..
Anjum- kya?
Murli slab pe pade parde pe ishara karta hai..
Shankar - waise aap ise kyun pehente ho bahurani?
Anjum jiski nazar Murli pe thi kaka ke sawaal se ghumti hai toh dekhti hai kaka ki dhoti me tambu bana tha.. lekin mama jitna bada nahi..
aur wo uske bums taad raha tha.. Anjum mann me-”hmmmmm..ye kaka ne mera chehra dekha hai aaj tak?.. Itni age ho gayi lekin hamesha mood me lagte hain.. chipku hain par bechare.. wife se dur rehte hain.. toh mama jaise inka bhi jaldi hard ho jata hoga....? ”
Anjum ko ghalat logon pe taras aane laga tha.. wo kahan jaanti thi mauka milne pe kaka uska kya hashr karne wala tha..
Anjum- wo kaka.. hamare me paraye logo ko baal tak dikhana mana hai.. isliye pehente hain..
Shankar- oh achcha.. aap pe bada jachta hai bahu raani..
Kuch der pehle hui Murli ki khaas maalish se garam Anjum ko luche shankar ki tareef bhi cute lagi..
“aap bhi na kaka..” sweet smile dete hue gol gaand matkate kitchen se nikal gayi..
Kaka ne khud ko girne se sambhala.. Anjum ne aisi meethi aur chudasi smile di thi..
Murli- kyun kaka.. ankhen fati hai badi der se?
Shankar- arre.. maalik.. aisa kuch nahi..
Murli- bas apni ankhen garam karna.. aisa waisa sochna bhi mat.. Ye mera shikaar hai.. pehla hamla mera hoga.. Samjha..?
Shankar-hum samajh gaye maalik..
Shankar (mann me)- “arre devaa.. matlab mera number bhi ayega.. bas maalik ka mann jaldi bhar jaye is maina se.. phir mai banunga iska tota... aaahhhaaa.. soch ke maza aa gaya..” kaka Anjum ko ghodi banane ke khayalon me kho gaya..
Anjum ke piche piche Murli bhi bedroom pahuncha.
Zeenat- badi der laga di bahu?
Anjum kuch bolti isse pehle Murli - wo chai ki patti chupa ke rakh di thi kaka ne.. toh mai aur Anjum ji dhund rahe the.. badi mushkil se mili..
Anjum - han.. han.. ammi.. mama ne badi help ki..
Latha ek chuski lete hue- wah beti.. bahut din baad aisi chai pi hai.. kaka ki chai me maza nahi..
Murli- bilkul latha.. ek number.. akhir hum dono ki mehnat rang layi.. kyun Anjum ji?
Is baat pe sab has dete hain par Anjum jaanti thi mama ne kaisi mehnat ki thi..
Phir thodi baat cheet ke baad vida lete hue saas bahu main door pe pahunche toh Murli door ke bahar khada ho gaya.. Zeenat ke baad jab Anjum ne bahar nikli..
Murli ek masoom smile ke sath kaan ke paas- bada mast laga aaj Anjum ji.. aise hi aati raho.. agli baar aur kadak chai banaenge..
Anjum jhuta ghussa dikhate hue “chiiii.. bade gande ho aap..” nazren jhukaye khadi rahi jab ki wo wahan se ja sakti thi..
Murli- aap zyada bolti nahi lekin aap se baat karna achcha lagta hai… whatsap pe kare? Mere saamne shayad aap ko darr lagta hai..
Anjum - hmmm.. aisa nahi hai.. kya baat karni hai mujhse..?
Murli- bas aise hi.. dosto se baat karna ghalat hai?
Anjum - achcha.. dost?
Murli- mujhe toh yahi laga.. Aap ko?
Anjum - mujhe kuch nahi laga..
Murli (tambu ki taraf ishara karte)- ye bhi nahi?
Anjum “issshhhhh…mamaa” sharmate hue wahan se bhaag jaati hai..
Murli “bada sharmati hai.. dekhti ja kaise teri sharm khatam karta hun..”
Murli ko Anjum se uske dada ki kartooton ka badla lena toh tha par sath hi sath Anjum ka husn Murli ki hawas badha rahi thi.. aur aaj Murli ne bhi Anjum ke pyaase jism ko thodi rahat di thi..
Shaam ke 6 baj rahe the. Apni bedroom me Murli ke sath hui kushti ka sochne par Anjum ki dhadkan aur saansen tez chalne lagi.. Ek khayal use ye bhi aaya ke mama ki behuda harkaton se itni excite kyun ho gayi thi wo aur usne mama ko roka kyun nahi..? paraye mard ko dikh jana bhi gunah maan ne wali Anjum aaj apne padosi ke tambu se khel kar aayi thi..
Use guilty feel hua par aaj usne ek naya nasha chakha tha.. ek nayi khumari uske zehen pe kaabiz thi.. usne apni shadi shuda zindagi me shohar ke pyaar se aisa joshila maza mehsus nahi kiya tha..
Beshak Latif ke muqable Murlidhar kaafi zyada mardana tha.. Latif uske saamne chota bacha tha.. Shayad isliye mama ko apne jism se lipta paa kar Anjum ne thodi der ke liye apni haya bhula di aur sakht baaho me apne naram jism ko kuch waqt ke liye saump diya.. phir ek baar Anjum ki haya ko uski hawas ne maat di thi..
Bed pe lete Anjum ko yaad aaya jab mama ne attar sunghne ke bahane uski pussy pe pehle apni naak pheri phir apna poora muh laga diya aur akhir me ek baar apni zubaan se... khud ba khud hath salwar ke upar se phuddi malne laga.. phir use Murli ka khurdura hath yaad aaya jisne uski sharmgah ko shiddat se ragda tha.. uski maalish ki thi..
Murli ka bhayankar lund jise Anjum ne kuch der ke liye apni mutthi me liya tha.. yaad aate hi dusre haath se apne boobs dabane lagi..”itni zor se nahi mamaaaaa… mmmmmm..” bed pe Anjum bin jal machli jaise chatpata rahi thi aur mama ki yaad me apne chuche aur chut masalne lagi thi.. tabhi room ke bahar madhu ki awaaz aati hai- didi.. mai andar aaun..?
Anjum khud ko sambhaalte hue dupatte se chaati dhakti hai.. kapde thik karte hue- aao madhu..
Anjum ka chehra laal aur baal bikhre the.
Madhu- didi pani doon.. aap ki tabiyat thik toh hai na?
Anjum - han.. mujhe kya hua hai?
Madhu- aise hi.. kuch nahi.. bas chehra thoda alag lag raha hai..
Madhu nahi janti thi Anjum ka chehra hawas ki garmi se laal hai..
Anjum - achcha.. aisi koi baat nahi.. tum ye bolo.. raat ko khaane me kya hai?
Madhu- abhi socha nahi.. aap kya khaengi?
Anjum - ruk mai inko puch leti hun.. kehte hue Latif ko call karti hai..
Udhar Latif apne dost Vikram Jagdish aur Harsha ke sath promotion party jo ek pub me chal rahi thi.. wahan aaj bhi doston ke dabaav me ek beer pi li thi… aur use chadh gayi thi.. pub me music zor thi aur Latif apne doston ke sath beer ke nashe me naach raha tha… tabhi uska phone baja..
Latif zara side me hokar uthata hai..
Latif- bolo Anjum darling…
Anjum ko ye sun ke ajeeb laga kyunki Latif ne use kabhi darling bulaya nahi tha..
Anjum - aap kahan hain? Aur ye itna shor kaisa?
Latif- vikram ne party di hai.. Black mamba pub me.. Wahin hun.. Aur ye mere piche music chal raha hai..
Anjum ko shak hua ki Latif ne phir daaru pi hai.. Par woh madhu ke saamne chup rahi..
Anjum - achcha thik hai.. raat ko khane me kya banwaun?
Latif- jo tum chaho banwa lo.. mujhe shayad der ho jaye aane me..
Anjum ghusse me- Subah se bahar hain.. Ab raat khane par bhi nahi ayenge?
Latif nashe me haklate hue ghusse me bolta hai- han nahi aunga.. aaj chutti hai aur mai apne doston ke sath thodi masti kar liya toh tumhe kya taklif hai?? mujhe aise har baar toka na karo Anjum.. Ye kehkar phone kaat deta hai…
Anjum ka ghusse se para chadh jata hai.. Latif ne pehli baar aise sakhti se bola tha.. wo ghusse me - Madhu.. Jo chahe banao.. Waise bhi aaj mujhe kuch khaas bhook nahi hai..
Madhu samajh jati hai ki phone pe kuch anban hui hai aur “thik hai didi..” kehte hue wahan se chali jati hai..
Anjum sochti hai “Ye aaj phir apne doston ke sath daaru pi rahe honge.. Inko meri koi parwah nahi.. suna tha shaadi ke 2-3 saal baad shohar ka pyaar begum ke liye kam hota hai.. ye toh 4 mahine me hi mujhe ignore karne lage.. kya mai khubsurat nahi? Lekin Murli mama toh itni tareef karte hain.. kitne armano se dekhte hain mujhe…”
Murli ka sochte hi Anjum sharma jaati hai aur Latif pe ghussa bhulte hue use Murli ke khayalon me maza aane lagta hai.. Use khud pata nahi tha ke mama ke khayal se uske badan me ajeeb hulchal.. beqarari si kyun hone lagti hai..tabhi use Murli ki whatsapp chat karne wali baat yaad aayi aur apne phone pe check karti hai lekin koi message aaya nahi tha.. ajeeb haalaat the jahan ek haseen pardanashin bade ghar ki bahu apne baap ki umr ke badsurat padosi ko miss kar rahi thi…
Idhar Murli ke ghar pe har roz ki tarah whiskey ki bottle liye apne hall me sofe pe baithe peg bana raha tha.. ek peg banaya hi tha ke door bell baji..
Murli kholta hai toh saamne uska shagird Badrinath khada tha..
Badri- ram ram Murli bhai..
Murli- ram ram.. aa gaya.. aaja andar..
Murli aur Badri ka har saturday aur sunday daaru ka program fix hota tha.. toh Badri bina chuke shaam ko Murli ke ghar pahunch jata..
Badri Murli ke bagal ki chair pe baith kar apna peg banane laga.. Murli dusra peg le raha tha.. Shankar kaka chakhna le aata hai aur wahi khada ho jata hai..
Murli- toh Badri.. Kya haal hai?
Badri- thik hai bhai.. mere area ke paas jo naya gutter ban raha hai.. wahin pe kaam mila hai.. abhi wahin se aaya..
Murli- tabhi badboo mar raha hai.. thik se hath muh dhoya kar..
Badri- bhai.. naha ke aaya hun.. bolte hue apna peg gatak jata hai..
Badrinath saaf safai pe zyada dhyan nahi deta tha.. junglee aadmi jaisa tha.. Mahine me 1-2 baar naha liya toh bahut tha.. ganda kism ka aadmi tha lekin dimaag se shatir tha..
Badri ne pichli baar Murli ke phone me jab se Anjum ki photo dekhi thi.. wo uski khubsurti ko bhula nahi paya.. bahut baar Anjum ke naam ki muth bhi maar chuka tha..
Badri thoda hichkichate hue- Murli bhai.. ek baat puchu..?
Murli- puch na be.. natak kyun karra hai..?
Badri- wo bhai.. us ladki ka.. kuch kaam bana?
Murli- kis ladki ka?
Badri- bhai.. aap ke padosi majeed ki bahu.. Yakhub ki poti..naam bhul gaya..
Murli shankar kaka ke saamne ye baat karna thik nahi samajhta- kaka.. Thode kabab bana do.. bolke use kitchen bhej deta hai..
Murli- abe samajh nahi hai kiske saamne kya bolna hai.. chutiya..
Badri- galti ho gayi bhai.. Maine kaka pe dhyan nahi diya..bolo na bhai.. wo pataka jiski photo dikhayi thi aap ne.. ek aur peg gatakte hue bolta hai..
Murli- Anjum khan ke baare me jaan na hai tujhe?
Badri- han bhai wahi wahi.. Anjum .. kasam se tagda maal hai bhai..
Murli- bada lattoo hora hai?
Badri- aisa nahi bhai.. kya karun aisa maal bahut kam dekha hai...
Murli- jo karna hai mai karunga.. tu tension mat le..
Badri- bilkul bhai.. waise bhai chota muh badi baat.. Aap ka jab mann bhar jaye.. mujhe bi ek mauka milna chahiye.. mujhe bi badla lena hai.. bhai?
Murli- saale.. gaon basne toh de..
Badri- han bhai.. mai bas ye bol raha tha.. jaise hum logo ko hamare gaon se nikala gaya.. mere pariwar ko bhi nikala tha harami yakhub ne.. toh mujhe EK mauka toh milna chahiye na bhai?
Is baat pe dono tahake laga ke hasne lage aur kitchen ke door pe khada shankar chupke se inki baat sunkar sochta hai “saala mauka toh mujhe bhi chahiye.. Anjum ke gol kaddu.. aur bade aam.. dono chahiye.. hath lag jaaye toh nichod dun saali ko..”
Thodi der baad Badri chala jata hai aur Murli tv dekhne laga.. kaka khana bana ke bungle ke piche apne kamre me chala gaya.. Raat ke 9 baj rahe the.. TV pe ‘character dheela hai..’ gaana chal raha tha.. usme heroine ke mote chuche dekh Murli ko Anjum ki yaad aayi.. "kitne mote mamme hain randi ke par Anjum ke isse bhi bade hain.. message karta hun.. dekhe toh kar kya rahi hai.."
Murli whatsap pe Anjum ka number jise wo “maal” ke naam se save kiya tha uspe message bhejta hai..
hello Anjum ji.. kya haal chaal..
Udhar Anjum kitchen me apni saas aur naukrani ke sath gappe ladate kaam kar rahi thi tabhi uske mobile ki ghanti bajti hai.. wo dekhti hai MM ke naam se whatsapp message hai.. matlab Murli mama ne message kiya hai.. ye dekh use khushi aur beqarari dono lagti hai.. wo mobile utha ke bahar jaane lagti hai.. tabhi Zeenat - kahan jaa rahi ho bahu.. kisi ka call aaya?
Anjum jhut bolte hue- nahi ammi.. wo meri saheli ka message hai.. mai thodi der me aati hun.. bolke apne room me jaldi se pahunch kar door band kar leti hai..
Bed pe pet ke bal let kar jaldi se Murli ka message kholti hai.. Anjum ka bartav ek college ki kamsin ladki jaisa tha jo apne pehle boyfriend se chat karne ke khatir ghar walon se chup chupa kar room me pahunchi thi.. par yahan boyfriend nahi balki ek padosi paraye mard se chat karne ke liye Anjum ne jhoot bola tha...
Anjum sochti hai jaldi reply dun ki nahi.. Murli online hi tha.. phir 2 minute baad kaampte haathon se type karti hai.. hello mama.. aur send kar deti hai..
Murli Anjum ka pehla message aane se bada khush hua.. aur socha "chalo reply toh aaya.. ye chatting bahut door jayegi meri jaan.."
Murli- busy toh nahi ho Anjum ji?
Anjum - nahi.. boliye..?
Murli- bas aise hi.. maine aap se shaam me kaha tha na.. aap ke sath dosti badhani hai.. toh socha thodi baat cheet kar lun..
Anjum - achcha.. aisa kya khaas hai mujhme jo dosti karni hai?
Anjum chat pe thoda khul ke baat kar rahi thi. Murli ke saamne wo nihatti ho jati.. badan kamzor ho jata.. hath pair kaam karna band kar dete..
Anjum ko apni tareef sunke achcha laga aur muskurate hue- hmmm.. pata nahi kya khaas lagta hai aap ko.. mai toh bilkul normal hun..
Murli- pehli khaas baat ye.. ke aap ka dil bada pyara hai.. dusri baat aap badi khubsurat ho.. aur bhi baten hai.. milo kabhi bataunga..
Anjum sharmate hue - bas karo mama..itna jhoot mat bolo.. aur mai aap ki bahu jaisi hun.. yaad hai na?
Murli- bahu jaisi.. meri bahu nahi.. sasur samajh ke hi khayal rakho mera..
Anjum (jhoota ghussa dikhate hue)- aisi baate karoge toh mai chat nahi karungi..
Murli- arre.. aap toh ghussa ho gayi.. Sorry
Anjum ko Murli ki dilphek baaton me maza aa raha tha.. aaj tak kisi ladke ne usse aisi baatein nahi ki thi.. Aur yahan adhed umr ka paraya mard use rijha raha tha..
Anjum - dubara mat karna..
Murli- ok Anjum ji..
Anjum- Anjum thik hai.. aap mujhse kaafi bade hain toh ji kehne ki zarurat nahi..
Murli- kaafi bada matlab mujhe budha bula rahi ho?
Anjum - nahi nahi.. mera ye matlab nahi.. bas mai choti hun aap se toh naam se bula sakte ho..
Murli- aaj bhi kisi se kam nahi hun.. kya lagta hai aap ko?
Anjum - mujhe nahi pata..?
Murli mann me “jab teri chudai karunga tab pata chalega rani..”
Murli- bola na.. control nahi hua..agli baar se dhyan rakhunga..
Anjum- dhyan rakhna nahi hai.. bas agli baar mat karna mama.. mujhe badi sharm aayi aur kaka ne pata nahi kya dekha..
Murli mann me “sharam aayi? saali.. natak karti hai.. ek baar mere niche aaja.. phir dekhta hun sharmati hai ya khud kud kud ke chudwati hai…” Murli is baat se khush tha ki Anjum chat pe khul ke baat kar rahi hai...
Murli- arre.. wo kaka saala tharki.. kuch nahi kar sakta wo dekh bhi liya toh.. anpadh gawar.. par aap bach ke rehna usse.. mauka mila toh aap ke sath zabardasti bhi kar sakta hai.. chodu saala..
Anjum ko ye padh ke pairon ke beech gudgudi hoti hai.. Ek baar apni phuddi pe hath pherte hue “mmmmmpphhhh” … use glaani bhi ho rahi thi ke apne bed pe lete.. jahan Latif usse pyaar karta hai.. ek paraye mard ki baaton se apni phuddi sehla rahi thi… Anjum ne ye bhi poochna chaha ke jab kaka aaye aur mama usse alag hue.. toh chipkali kahin dikhi nahi.. jiske chakkar me ye sab hua tha.. kahin na kahin Anjum ko bhi shayad iska jawab malum tha toh usne is baare me nahi poocha..
Anjum ko reply na karte dekh Murli ko lagta hai shayad usko itni jaldi aisi baatein chedni nahi chahiye.. use kya pata tha yahan Anjum apni gulabi chut sehla rahi thi…
Anjum(jhooti sharafat dikhate hue)- mai mar jaungi aisa kuch hua toh..
Murli- sorry Anjum ji... aap ko bura laga.. maine bas aap ki safety ke liye bola.. waise mere hote kaka aap ko chu bhi nahi sakta.. wo mai kar lunga..
Murli maafi mangte hue bhi Anjum se flirt kar raha tha..
Anjum is waqt bed pe leti hui apni pyasi phuddi sehla rahi thi..
Anjum “mmmmppphh” - kuch bhi bol dete ho.. aage se aisi gandi baatein na karen mujhse please..
Murli raahat ki saans lete hue- thik hai.. jaisa tum kaho.. aage se dhyan rakhunga..
Anjum - hmmm… aur?
Murli - aur batao.. khana ho gaya.?
Anjum - nahi.. aap ka?
Murli- mera ho gaya..
Anjum - thik hai..phir..
Murli- agli baar kab miloge? saasu maa busy ho toh akele aa jao..
Anjum muskurate hue sochti hai “akele me toh mama kha jayenge mujhe...”
Anjum - han dekhti hun.. time nikaal ke aayenge hum dono..
Murli- thik hai.. Bas ek phone kar dena aane se pehle..
Murli ki aisi baaton se Anjum ke badan me masti ki lehren daud rahi thi.. use apni mulayam mutthi me mama ka mota ling pakadna yaad aaya.. use maza aane laga tha Murli ki gandi baaton aur harkato me…
Anjum - ji thik hai.. call kar lungi..
Mama se thodi der chat karke Anjum apni phuddi geeli pati hai.. Murli se chat karne se uski chut aansu bahane lagi thi.. Anjum ki samajh ke bahar tha ke ek badsurat aadmi uspe aisa asar kaise kar sakta hai.. wo apne khayalon se bahar aati hui apni panty badal kar niche chali jati hai…
Idhar Murli apne living room baithe Anjum ki photo apne mobile par dekhte hue apna kaala naag sehlate hue “dekh Anjum… tere liye kaise tadap raha hai mera lund.. ab teri chut ki gehrayio me hi isko shanti milegi.. tere jism ki garmi lallu Latif kahan thanda karega.. tere husn ka asli haqdaar ek asli mard hi ho sakta hai.. teri pa^kiza chut ko aisa bada lauda hi khush kar sakta hai.. bas sahi waqt aur jagah mil jaye.. tere har ched bharunga.. aaaahhhh'' karte hue Murli muth maarne laga..
Anjum ke rasile chuche aur naram moti gaand ki yaad se Murli ke lund ki nasen jaise phatne ko ho rahin thi.. Anjum ne bekhayali me jab Murli ke lund ko apni gori hatheli me pakda tha.. wo khayal aate hi Murli ka sakht lund jhatke marta hua jhadne lagta hai.. lund se gaadha safed pani ka favvara nikalta hai..pichkari maarte hue uske haath pe bhi kaafi sara pani girta hai jo gaadha dahi jaisa lag raha tha.. Murli apna mobile uthata hai aur apne dhile pade lund ki ek photo khinch leta hai aur thodi der baad apni bedroom me chala jata hai..
Raat ke 10 baj rahe the.. Anjum niche pahuchti hai toh naukrani madhu batati hai ke Majeed aur Zeenat dinner kar chuke hain toh wo akele hi kha leti hai aur wapis room me bed pe let jati hai.. Uske zehen se Murli mama ki bebaak baatein.. bekhauf mardana andaaz.. Anjum nikaal nahi paati.. chahe woh jitni pa^kiza saaf shaffaf aurat kyun na ho lekin uske jawan jism ko ek asli mard ki pehchan thi..zarurat thi.. Latif ne apni biwi pe dhyan nahi diya.. uski laparwahi ka nateeja tha ki aaj uski nek begum apne sharabi padosi ke gande khelo me shamil ho kar apni haya ke dayre laangh rahi thi..
Anjum ki aankh lag jati hai.. raat ke 12:30 baje the.. Latif jisne 2 beer pi thi aaj ki party me, jhoomte hue ghar pahunch chuka tha. Pichli baar ki tarah woh sehma hua dheere se bedroom me dakhil hota hai.. use darr tha ke agar aaj Anjum jag gayi aur use daaru ki mehek lag gayi toh uski khair nahi.. wo nashe me tha lekin darr ke chalte jaldi se kapde badal leta hai aur jhat se kambal odh so jata hai.. Anjum ko hulchal mehsus hoti hai toh uski ankh khulti hai.. Beer ki mehek ko chupana namumkin sa tha.. wo samajh jati hai ke Latif aaj bhi daru pi ke aaya hai.. Lekin wo kuch nahi kehti aur chup chap so jati hai..
Agli subah.. 8 baj rahe the.. Anjum kitchen me madhu ke sath nashta bana rahi thi.. Latif abhi soya tha.. Majeed roz ki tarah akhbaar padhte living room me baitha tha.. Zeenat chai pi rahi thi.. tabhi doorbell bajti hai..
Majeed uth kar door kholta hai toh saamne 4 hatte katte log khade the.. dikhne me gali ke gunde lag rahe the.. sabne safed pant shirt pehne maathe pe tilak lagaya tha..
Unme aage khada hua aadmi jo unka leader lag raha tha- namaste majeed saab, hum is area ke MLA ki taraf se aaye hain.. mera naam Gajendra hai.. is baar ki hanuman jayanti ke liye chanda le rahe hain.. apni khushi se jitna dena hai de dijiye..
Uske bolne ka tarika aisa tha jaise wo majeed ko order kar raha ho paisa dene ke liye.. mai door pe ho rahi baat sunkar Anjum aur madhu kitchen se bahar aa kar living room me khade ho jate hain. Kanjoos majeed ko chanda dene se chidh thi.. use lagta tha ke chande ke naam pe paise loote jate hain..
Majeed- bahut achchi baat hai gajendra bhai.. Lekin maaf kijiye mai kisiko chanda nahi deta..
Ye sunkar gajendra ko ghussa aata hai - arre.. Ye kya baat hui majeed bhai? Hanuman jayanti ke liye maang rahe hain isliye?
Majeed- arre nahi nahi bhai.. mera usool hai ke mai kisiko chanda nahi deta chahe wo jis cheez ke liye bhi ho..
Gajendra ghusse me- chanda toh dena hi padega.. bina liye toh hum jaane wale nahi yahan se..
Majeed ko bhi ghussa chadhne lagta hai- ye kya zabardasti hai bhai? chanda hamari khushi se diya jata hai..
Gajendra muskurate hue- aap ise zabardasti samjho ya kuch aur.. MLA sahab ko pata chala toh achcha nahi hoga.. aap paise lao tab tak hum baithte hain.. Ye kehte hue majeed ko side karte hue wo charon ghar ke andar daakhil hoke sofe par baith jate hain..
Zeenat, Anjum aur madhu ghabraye hue ek side me khade the.. Anjum ne red colour ki salwar kameez pehni thi.. kameez kamar ke thoda niche aake ruki thi.. salwar tight hone ki wajah se Anjum ke gadraye hue mansal janghen side se kamaal lag rahin thi.. dupatta pehna to tha lekin Anjum ke ubhre hue mamme chupaye nahi chupte the .. MLA ke charon chelon ki nazar bas Anjum pe tiki hui thi.. ankhen phaad kar is bade ghar ki jawaan bahu ko bhooke bhediyon ki tarah taad rahe the.. waise un mardon ka koi dosh nahi tha.. Anjum jaisi gori jawaan gadraye jism ki aurat ko dekh kisi buddhe ka bhi lund tight ho jata.. Ye to phir bhi jawaan mushtande the.. Anjum apne dupatte se ubhri hui chuchiyan dhakne ki koshish karti hai aur nazar jhukaye khadi rehti hai..
Majeed sofe ke paas aata hai- ye aap badtameezi kar rahe hain..
Gajendra Anjum ko ghurte hue- arre majeed saab, ghar aaye mehmaan se koi aise baat karta hai? Pehle apne ghar ke sadasyon ka parichay to karaiye.. baad me dekhte hain chande wande ka…
Majeed ghusse pe thoda kaabu karte hue- dekhiye gajendra bhai.. Aap MLA sahab ke log hain aur hum aap ki izzat karte hain.. par aap aise ghar me ghus ke hungama nahi kar sakte..
Gajendra- hungama? kaisa hungama? hum to chup chap baithe hain..
Zeenat ko dekh gajendra samajh jata hai wo majeed ki biwi hogi- namaste bhabhiji.. sab thik?
Zeenat achanak in logon ke ghar me ghusne se dar gayi thi.. wo sehmi awaaz me - Namaste..
Gajendra Anjum ki taraf ghurte hue- inko nahi pehchana maine majeed saab..
Majeed- ye meri bahu hai..
Gajendra- achcha achcha.. namaste bhabhiji.. aap se milkar badi khushi hui.. Anjum ko upar se niche tak gandi nazar se naapte hue bolta hai..
Gajendra aur uske sath walon ko majeed ka koi darr nahi tha.. wo Anjum ko uske saas sasur ke saamne hi jee bhar ke taad rahe the..
Majeed ko apne saamne in mushtandon ko apni jawaan bahu ko chedte hue dekh paara chadh raha tha par woh in logon ka kuch nahi bigaad sakta tha.. bas lachaar hoke tamasha dekh sakta tha..
Majeed- ab jaan pehchan ho gayi ho toh aap log ja sakte hain..
Gajendra- majeed saab.. Hum kitne pyar se baat kar rahe hain.. Aur aap hamse aise pesh aa rahe hain..
Majeed- dekhiye gajendra bhai.. mai chanda nahi dene wala hun.. aap ko jo karna hai kar lo.. Ab aap sab ja sakte hain..
Gajendra kadak awaaz me- karne ko toh hum bahut kuch kar sakte hain.. mere aadmi ne bataya pichli baar ganesh puja ka chanda jab wo lene aaya tha.. Aap ne use bhi zaleel karke bheja tha.. samajhte kya ho khud ko? Khud ke tyoharon me toh paise baat te phirte ho.. hamare tyoharon ke liye paise nahi hain?
Majeed- aap baat ko kahin se kahin le ja rahe ho.. mera usool hai mai chanda nahi deta.
Gajendra sofe se uthta hai aur majeed ke saamne khada hoke- dekh be majeed.. bahut lecture sun liya tera.. Is area me rehna hai toh apne usool apni jeb me rakh.. Ab chup chaap paisa nikaal warna aur bi khimti cheezen hai tere ghar me jo mai zabardasti le sakta hun tujhse.. Ye kehte hue bhooki nazron se Anjum ki or dekhta hai..
Anjum, Zeenat aur madhu darr gaye the.. Anjum ke hath pair kaamp rahe the aur Zeenat sehem gayi thi.. Madhu chup chap kitchen me pareshan khadi thi..
Majeed- ye kya tarika hai? Anjum tum andar jao aur Latif ko bulao abhi.. Gajendra ki taraf dekhte hue- ruko tum log.. mera beta tum logon ko thik karega..
Gajendra ko nahi pata tha is waqt ghar me majeed ke alawa koi aur aadmi bhi hai.. wo thoda ghusse pe kaabu karta hua khada ho jata hai aur kuch nahi kehta..
Anjum first floor apne bedroom ki taraf bhaagti hai.. Seedhiyan chadhte hue Anjum ki gol moti gaand salwar ke andar matakti hui dekh gajendra aur uske chele aah bharte hain..
Anjum room ka door kholti hai toh dekhti hai Latif gehri neend me tha.. Usne t-shirt aur shorts pehni thi..
Anjum uske paas jati hai aur uska hath pakad ke hilate hue- jii.. uthiye jaldi…
Latif ki neend toot ti hai aur wo aankh malte hue - kya hua Anjum.. Itni subah subah kyun neend kharab kar rahi ho?
Anjum - ajii.. wo niche.. abbu bula rahe hain.. Jaldi chaliye..
Anjum - arre.. wo MLA ke kuch log aaye hain hanuman puja ke chande ke liye.. Abbu ne mana kiya toh wo badtameezi kar rahe hain niche hall me..
Ye sunte hi Latif jaldi se uthta hai aur room se bahar daudta hai.. Anjum upar khadi hoke niche hall me dekhne lagti hai… room ke bahar khade hone par haal ke beech sofa jahan rakha tha wahan saaf dekha ja sakta tha..
Stairs se Latif ko utarte hue gajendra dekhta hai.. Usko hasi aane lagti hai.. Gajendra ne socha tha majeed ne jaise apne bete ko bulaya tha.. wo koi hatta katta pehelwan hoga.. yahan college ke ladke jaisa dikhne wala 55 kilo ka dubla patla Latif uski or aa raha tha.. aur usne jo shorts pehni thi usme uske patle pair dikh rahe the jisse Latif aur bhi bachcha jaisa lag raha tha.. Gajendra halke se muskurate hue sofe pe baithte hue mann me -”ye toh budhe majeed se bhi kamzor lag raha hai..”
Latif unke saamne aakar- kya ho raha hai? Abbu aap thik toh hain na?
Majeed- dekh beta.. kabse samjha raha hun inko ke mai chanda nahi deta.. ye gundagardi pe utar aaye hain.. aur .. aur..
Latif- aur kya abba?
Majeed- aur bahu se bhi badtameezi kar rahe hain..
Latif - Abe saalon.. tumhari ye himmat.. mere ghar me mere abba ko tang kiya aur upar se meri masoom biwi ko chedhte ho.. police complaint kar dunga tum logon pe.. Jail me sadte rahoge phir..niklo tum log abhi ke abhi..
Latif jispe raat ki 2 beer ka asar baaki tha ghusse me thoda zyada bol jata hai.
Gajendra ye sunkar zor zor se hasne lagta hai- hahahaha.. kitna pyara bolta hai majeed tera beta.. hume jail bhejega.. ha ha ha.. Oho.. bahut achcha mazak kar leta hai..
Phir dusre hi pal gajendra ka mizaaj badal jata hai.. Wo achanak se khada hota hai aur Latif ki t-shirt ko gale ke paas pakad ke apni or khinchta hai.. Latif jo nata tha use apne ek hath se hi thoda upar uthata hai.. Latif ke pair hawa me jhulne lagte hain.. Gajendra latif ki ankhon me apni ankhen daalte hue - sun be adhi phasli.. Baap bete ka natak bahut hua.. apne budhe ko samjha ki humse panga na le.. warna dono ki wo halat karunga ke teri saat pushten yaad rakhengi..
Gajendra ki laal ankhon me ghussa aur khaufzada awaaz se Latif ki hawa tight ho chuki thi.. Ek hath se jaise usne uthaya tha isse saaf tha ke Latif uski taqat ka muqabla nahi kar sakta.. wo bheegi billi ki tarah chup chap apne abbu ke paas jata hai aur halki awaaz me- abbu.. mujhe lagta hai abhi hame inko paise deke rafa dafa karna chahiye warna hungama ho jayega.. baad me nipat lenge in lafangon se..
Anjum jo ye sab upar khadi dekh rahi thi uski nazar gajendra ke mazboot hath aur phuli hui biceps pe jati hai aur mann hi mann- “oh gawd... Ye gajendra bhai ne kitni asaani se Latif ko collar pakad ke utha diya.. aur Latif ne kuch nahi bola uske baad.. ” Anjum apne shohar ki kamzori aur lachari se sharmindgi mehsus karti hai.. tabhi wo khayalon se bahar aati hai aur sochne lagti hai aage kya kiya jaaye.. Apne shohar ke hone ke bawjud use niche un gundon ke saamne jaane me darr lag raha tha..
Wo sochne lagti hai aise waqt pe kise bulaya ja sakta hai… phone lekar wo MM search karti hai aur Murlidhar ko call laga deti hai..
Murli thodi der pehle utha tha aur haath muh dho kar hall me aise hi baitha tha.. Phone bajne pe wo dekhta hai toh uske chehre pe khushi jhalakti hai.. oho kya baat hai.. aaj subah subah Anjum rani ne yaad kiya hai mujhe.. aaj ka din achcha katega..
Murli- good morning Anjum madam… kaise yaad kiya subah subah..
Anjum tension bhare awaaz me- mama.. wo..wo.. aap ghar aa sakte hain kya abhi?
Murli ko kuch samajh nahi aaya par awaaz se samajh gaya koi lafda hai- arre.. hua kya hai.. Thik se batao..
Anjum - wo MLA ke kuch log ghar aaye hain chanda lene.. Wo abbu aur Latif se jhagda kar rahe hain.. Mujhe bahut darr lag raha hai.. aap please jaldi aao..
Murli- thik hai.. tum tension mat lo.. mai aa raha hun..
Murli jaldi se kapde pehen ne lagta hai..
Idhar majeed ke ghar pe..
Gajendra- suno majeed bhai.. bahut gaali galoch ho gayi.. Jaldi se chanda nikalo.. Hame aur bhi kaam hain..
Latif soch raha tha kitne paise dena sahi hoga.. kahin kam paise dene pe gajendra bhadak na jaye.. Par majeed paise dena nahi chahta tha..
Majeed- mai ek phuti kaudi nahi dunga..
Gajendra- bahut garmi hai tere me budhe.. Tera budhape pe rehem kha raha hun warna bahut maar khata tu..
Latif- arre.. bhai.. aap log itna ghussa kyun hote ho.. mai samjhata hun abbu ko..
Latif ko haar maante hue dekh Majeed bhi chup ho jata hai aur thode paise de ke in mushtandon ko rafa dafa karna thik samajhta hai..
Gajendra- dekh majeed tera beta samajhdaar hai.. chalo latif bhaijaan.. jaldi se chanda lao.. tum logon ke thaat baat ke hisaab se toh kam se kam 25 hazaar chanda banta hai.. Kyun Majeed bhai?
Majeed- 25 hazaar? nahi nahi ye bohot zyada hai.. 5 hazaar sahi hoga Gajendra bhai..
Majeed ki awaaz me binti ke sur the.
Gajendra- 5 hazaar? Itna toh chote mote dukaandar bhi dete hain.. 20 hazaar toh dena hi padega..
Ye sunkar Latif chup chap sar hilate hue apni room ki taraf jaane lagta hai.. Majeed lachaar khade sab dekh raha tha..tabhi..
Gajendra- waise bhabhi jaan dikh nahi rahi.. apni begum ko bhej do yahan latif bhai.. jab tak tum paise laoge thoda jaan pehchan kar lenge bhabhi jaan se.. paise aaram se gin kar lana.. Koi jaldi nahi.. Hahaha.. 5 hazaar discount bhi de dunga.. hahaha
Is baat pe wo charon tahake laga ke hasne lage.. Latif kuch nahi bolta aur sar jhukaye seedhiyan chadhte hue sochta hai “mai kya paagal hun jo Anjum ko in darindon ke aage bhejunga? Lekin thodi der Anjum inse baat kar le toh 5000 bach sakte hain.. Lekin Anjum kahan maanegi.. Aur ye bolna thik bhi nahi hoga.. Abbu kya sochenge.. Nahi nahi.. 20 hazaar de deta hun..” sochte hue first floor pe pahunchta hai jahan Anjum khadi thi aur niche hall me itni der chal rahi baat cheet ke dauran uski nazar bas Gajendra pe thi.. use apne shohar aur sasur ke sath ho rahi badtameezi se ghussa toh aa raha tha par pata nahi kyon Latif ki buzdili ke saamne Gajendra ki badtameezi use achchi lag rahi thi..
Anjum- kya aap 20000 denge unko?
Latif- aur koi raasta bhi toh nahi.. Almari se paise le aao..
Almari me 30 hazaar pade the par jane kyun Anjum jhoot bolti hai - par ghar me abhi 15 hazaar hi hain..
Latif - arre yaar.. 25-30 toh the pichle hafte..
Anjum- han.. Wo maine kuch cheezen mangwayi thi.. Kharch ho gaye..
Latif- ab ye Gajendra manega nahi.. Phonepe karna padega shayad..
Anjum hichkichate hue- wo..wo.. kuch discount ka bol rahe the?
Latif ye sunkar chaunk gaya.. Use pata tha Anjum ne niche chal rahi saari baatein suni hain.. Aur ab un gundon ke aage jane ki baat kar rahi hai.. Dil ke kisi kone me Latif ko apni pak begum un gundon ke saamne apna jalwa dikhane ke khayal se uska lund jhatka khata hai.. Is khayal se ajeeb toh laga lekin maza bhi aaya Latif ko..
Latif- arree.. Nahi nahi.. unke saamne tum kaise ja sakti ho? Ammi Abbu kya sochenge? mai 5000 phonepe kar dunga..
Anjum- arree.. Apne ghar me hum kisi se kyun daren? In logon ko mai samjhane ki koshish karti hun.. Abbu samajhdar hain aur isi bahane hamare 5000 bhi bach jayenge.. Ye kehte hue Latif ki manzoori ka intezar kiye bina Anjum sar pe chunni set karte hue sidhiyan utarne lagi..
Anjum ko apni tareef.. chahe wo in gundon ne bade gande tarike se ki… par achchi lagi thi.. In lafangon ko thoda tadpane ka mann kar gaya Anjum ka..Aur wo janti thi uska sasur Majeed jo makhi choos kanjus aadmi hai.. 5000 bachne ki khushi me use is harkat ke liye maaf kar dega.. Upar khada Latif apni biwi ko gaand matkate hue un mushtandon ke paas jate dekh pant me lund tight hota hua mehsus karta hai..
Gajendra jisne mazak me Anjum ko bhejne ki baat ki thi Latif se.. payal ki chankaar sunke sidhiyon ki or mudta hai aur saamne chale aa rahi Anjum ko dekh wo chaunk jata hai.. upar Latif ko dekhta hai jo Anjum ki gaand ko taad raha tha..
Gajendra (mann me)- “saala ye toh sach me aa gayi.. ye Latif kya gaandu hai jo apni biwi ko bhej diya? bencho.. ho kya raha hai saala..?”
Anjum apni light blue rang ka tight salwar kameez me kamar lachkate hue Gajendra ke bilkul saamne nazren jhukaye khadi hui- Dekhiye Gajendra bhai.. aap jo kar rahe hain ye thik nahi.. Hum shareef log hain.. Hame aisa pareshan na karen.. Please..
Gajendra bas Anjum ko upar se niche taade ja raha tha- arree.. Bhabhi ji.. Aap yahan aayi bas.. dil khush kar diya aap ne.. Hum ne toh bade pyaar se chanda maanga tha.. Aap ke sasur ne ye sab karne pe majbur kiya.. chalo aap ne itne pyar se request ki hai toh 10 hazaar me final karte hain.. kyun Majeed bhai?
Ye kehte hue wo Anjum ki charo or chakkar lagate hue uske utaar chadhav dekhne laga.. Anjum ko apni khubsurti pe fakr ho raha tha ke is gunde ne uski baat maan kar paise kam kiye aur uski gandi nazar ko apne badan pe mehsus karte sharm ke sath uttejit bhi ho rahi thi..
Kanjus Majeed jisne dekha ki apni bahu ka Gajendra se do baat karne se 10 hazaar bach gaye.. Ek taraf bada khush tha toh dusri taraf apni bahu ko nihaarta hue is badmash ko dekh use thoda gussa bhi aaya..
Gajendra Anjum ko ghurte hue uski gol gaand pe nazar daalta hai jo tight dress me ubhri hui kamaal lag rahi thi.. Latif upar khada ye dekh raha tha aur hairat ki baat ye thi ke uska lund sakht hue khada tha.. Gajendra chaudhi gaand aur mote chooche dekhte dekhte jab chehre pe pahuncha… toh Anjum tirchi nazar se use dekh rahi thi.. aur chehre pe darr nahi balki ek shararti smile thi..
Gajendra mann me-”bencho.. lagta hai ye saali mujhe ched rahi hai.. Kya maal hai maa kasam.. ek baar in gubbaron ko daba dun toh maza aa jaye..”
Anjum ke kaan ke paas dheemi awaaz me - bhabhiji.. Bada kaatil figure hai aap ka.. ek baar dabane ka mann karta hai.. kasam se..
Ye sunkar Anjum thodi shock hui par chehre pe wahi halki muskaan bani hui thi.. Ye dekh Gajendra ki himmat badhi.. Latif upar khade sunne ki koshish kar raha tha Gajendra uski begum ke kaan me kya phusphusa raha hai jab ki Majeed jo Anjum ke saamne thodi duri pe khada tha wo koshish bhi nahi kar raha tha kyun ki usko kam sunai deta tha..
Gajendra Anjum ka ek chakkar laga kar uske piche dahine or khada tha aur piche sirf Latif dekh sakta tha.. Gajendra ne socha aisi maal aur aisa mauka phir kahan milega.. Himmat karte hue apna bayan hath halke se Anjum ki badi gaand pe pherta hai.. Jo rui ke gole sa mulayam laga.. Anjum ki cheeq nikalte nikalte reh gayi.. agle pal uski ankhen ek baar band hoke khuli.. Gajendra ka lauda sakht hone laga.. Anjum jaanti thi ke Latif piche se ye sab dekh raha hai.. Aur ye bhi jaanti thi ki uske shouhar me itni himmat nahi ke wo Gajendra ko rok sake..
Ek aur gazab ye hua ke is nazare ko dekh sidhiyon pe khade Latif ki choti lulli jhatke maarte hue jhadne lagi... Aisa pehli baar hua tha ke Latif ka lund bina chuve jhada tha.. aur uski shorts pe gol geela dhabba ban gaya..
Latif sochta hai - “aaaahhh.. Is badmaash ne Anjum ko chuva toh mera kyun nikal gaya?? Ye ho kya raha hai..? Isko rokna hoga.. magar ye kahan meri sunne wala hai? Lekin bada badtamiz hai ye.. meri bholi Anjum ka fayda utha raha hai.. bechari ne darr ke maare chun tak nahi ki.. hamari family ke liye kya kya jhelna pad raha hai anjum ko.. Abhi paise deke rafa dafa karta hun in haramiyon ko..” ye kehte hue apni room ki taraf mud raha tha tabhi Gajendra piche mud kar Latif ko dekhta hai.. Uski ankhon me luchapan aur chehre pe ghinoni hasi thi.. Jaise wo keh raha ho “tere saamne teri biwi ke maze le raha hun.. Jo ukhaad sakta hai ukhaad le”
Latif Gajendra se nazar churate room me chala gaya.. Anjum ko is gandi harkat se badan me sursuri si daud gayi lekin wo apne chehre pe kuch dikha nahi rahi thi.. Wo bas soch rahi thi ke chedkhani bahut ho gayi.. Ye toh hath maarne laga meri bums pe.. Ab bas Murli mama aa jayen toh inse chutkara mile.. waise iska hath bhi mama jaisa mazbut hai.. lekin mama ki baat hi alag hai.. uffffo.. ye mai kya sochne lagi.. mama kahan reh gaye..? in badmashon ko zyada der sambhaal nahi paungi mai..
Udhar murli jaise hi apne ghar se nikla badri use gate pe khada mila..
Murli- abe subah subah yahan kaise?
Badri- Murli bhai.. kal raat meri jhuggi chori ho gayi.. paise kapde sab le gaye chor mad**ch*d.. Thode paise udhar dedo bhai..
Murli- abe jhuggiyan bhi lootne lage chor... Tu kahan mara raha tha jab chori hui?
Badri- bhai.. mai soya hua tha.. Pata nahi chala..
Badri ke muh se daaru ki mehek Murli ko aayi..
Murli- saale.. Itna peete kyun ho ke behosh ho jao.. Ek kaam kar.. Tu shaam me aa..
Idhar Gajendra Anjum ke gumbadi chuttadon pe maze se apna hath pher raha tha aur Majeed ko dekhte hue - Kya Majeed bhai.. Ghar me itna sara maal rakha hai hum gareebon ko thoda doge toh kya hoga..?
Majeed samajh raha tha wo Anjum ki baat kar raha hai aur apni bahu ke baare me aisi baatein sun zillat mehsus ho rahi thi par wo kuch nahi kar sakta tha..
Anjum ko apna shohar aise bheegi billi bana dekh sharm aur gussa dono aa rahe the.. Latif room tak pahuncha hi tha ke main door zor se khulta hai.. Murlidhar ghar pahunch chuka tha..
Murli ko dekhte hi Anjum ka chehra khil utha.. Murli ne safed tshirt pehni thi jisme uske ubhre hue mazboot haath..chaudhi chaati.. aur bhi tagde lag rahe the.. Majeed aur Zeenat bhi uski taraf umeed se dekhne lage.. Gajendra Anjum se thoda door hokar khada hua..Latif Anjum ke bagal me aake- ye toh hamare padosi Murli uncle hain na.. Ye yahan kaise?
Anjum - maine bulaya inko..
Latif- par kyun..
Anjum - In logon se nipatne ke liye Murli mama hi sahi aadmi hai..
Latif kuch nahi bolta bas dekh raha tha aage kya hota hai..
Gajendra janta tha Murlidhar ko par zyada jaan pehchan nahi thi.. Par Murli us area ke MLA ko janta tha..
Murli hall me sofe ke paas aata hai- majeed saab.. Sab thik hai na?
Majeed- han Murli.. wo.. ye log zabardasti chanda...
Murli gajendra aur uske chelon ki taraf dekhte hue- kya bhai.. kya kaam aa pada itni subah subah tum logon ko?
Gajendra- hum toh bas hanuman jayanti ka chanda lene aaye the.. Ye majeed aur uska beta natak karne lage..
Murli- pehli baat toh ye.. tum majeed saab ka naam izzat se lo.. Badon se kaise baat karte hain nahi pata?
Gajendra- mujhe pata hai kisse kaise baat karte hain.. Tum mat sikhao mujhe.. Waise tum ho kaun jo inki pairwi karne aa gaye?
Murli- bas ye samajh le majeed bhai mere bade bhai hain.. Aur pairwi hi nahi agar koi inko pareshan karega toh pair bhi tod sakta hun..
Murli charon ke saamne bekhauf khada tha.. mama ko dekh Anjum ki himmat badhi..
Anjum Zeenat ke paas kitchen ki door pe khadi ho jati hai.. Gajendra ki nazar uspe padti hai..
Gajendra- arre bhabhiji.. aap kahan chali? aaiye idhar.. Jaan pehchan badhate hain.. Jis baat pe uske chele sab hasne lage..
Murli ke saamne Anjum ko ye sadak chap gunde chedh rahe the.. Ye sunte hi Murli ka ghussa sar chadh gaya.. ankhen laal hone lagi.. uske haath pair kaampne lage ghusse se.. Gajendra apni chair se uthkar Anjum ke paas badh hi raha tha- ek glass paani milega bhabhiji?
Murli ne uska collar piche se dabocha aur ek jhatke me khinch kar zameen pe giraya - saale.. Anjum ko mere saamne chedta hai? ye kehte hue Murli gajendra ke chaati pe baith gaya aur dhanadan mukke lagane laga uske chehre pe.. gajendra lahu luhan ho gaya... Uski naak se khoon behne laga... adha behosh sa hone laga wo..
Ye sab itna achanak hua ke kisi ko samajh nahi aaya kab Murli ne gajendra ko niche leta kar mukke jad diye.. Sab Murli ke paas aaye aur unko alag karne ki koshish karne lage..
Majeed- jaane do Murli.. Aise logon ke muh nahi lagte..
Anjum Murli mama ka bayen taraf baazu ko dono haath se pakad ke khinch rahi thi.. Murli ke mazboot baazu Anjum achche se feel kar rahi thi..
Gajendra ke chele ghabra gaye apne guru ki aisi dhulai dekh kar.. Unke pair jam gaye..
Murli- aur saalon.. tum me se kisi ko kharcha paani chahiye toh aa jao.. sab ko dekh lunga.. Ye kehte hue Murli khada hota hai.. uske bayen taraf Anjum aur dusri taraf majeed khade the.. Gajendra niche pada tha..
Murli- ise uthao aur yahan se dafa ho jao.. is ghar ke aas paas bhi dikhe toh khair nahi... Samjhe?
Gajendra kuch pal baad hosh me aaya... Apne chelon ke saamne hui beizzati se wo ghusse me uthta hua apni pant se lambi chaaku nikalte hue- saale Murli.. Mere pe haath uthaya tune? Tu janta nahi mai kaun hun..
Chaaku dekhte hi Anjum ke piche khade Latif ki phat jaati hai aur wo piche jaate hue apni ammi ke paas khada ho jata hai.. Majeed bhi ghabra jata hai.. Lekin Murli ke chehre pe ek shikan bhi nahi dikhti..
Anjum ek baar piche dekhti hai toh ghabraya hua Latif usse door apni ammi ke paas khada paati hai.. Ek nazar apne bagal me Murli ke chehre ko dekhti hai jo bekhauf khada tha jaise kuch hua hi nahi..
Uske haath khud ba khud Murli ke baazu ko aur kas ke thaam lete hain aur Anjum “ammmmmmiiiii…” kehte hue Murli ke haath se chipak jaati hai… jisse Anjum ke dupatte me dhake bade mulayam doodh Murli ke baazu me dhans jaate hain.. Murli ka dhyan is waqt gajendra ke haath me chaaku pe tha.. Anjum ko apne naram mammon par Murli ke sakht baazu ko feel karte hi badan me ek bijli si guzri.. uske gulabi nipple khade hone lage.. Bekhayali me Anjum ek do baar apne nipples ko Murli ke baazu pe ghis deti hai jisse uski ankhen ek pal ke liye maze me band hoke khulti hain.. aise sanjeeda mahol me bhi Anjum ka pyasa jism usse ye sab karwa raha tha..
Murli Anjum ke haath apne baazu se hatate hue use piche hone ka ishara karta hai- daro mat Anjum .. mai hun na.. Kehte hue gajendra pe toot padta hai.. Kuch der ki hatha payi ke baad Murli gajendra ki chaaku cheen kar phek chuka tha aur phir uski chaati pe baithe use chaate maar raha tha- bhosdike.. Ek baar me samajh nahi aata tujhe..?.
Gajendra ke kan patti pe ek chaata jadte hue- chup chaap patli gali se nikal le warna aaj teri laash jayegi yahan se.. Gajendra bhi samajh gaya usne galat aadmi se panga liya hai.. Wo jaldi se uthta hai aur apne chelon ke saath wahan se hawa ho jata hai..
Murli ke wapis khade hote hi Anjum ke kadam khud ba khud uski or badhte hain aur woh phir se Murli ke baazu ko apne kaampte haathon se jakad ke usse chipki hui khadi ho jati hai.. “Aap ko kahi chot toh nahi aayi??”
Is baar Murli ko apne shareer pe Anjum ke badan ki garmahat mehsus hui aur apne baazu pe dabe bade chuchiyon ki narmahat maza dene lagi.. Nazara bada dilkash tha.. Majeed ek kone me dil hi dil Murli ko shukriya ada karte hue khada tha.. Latif apni ammi Zeenat aur naukrani madhu ke sath kitchen ke paas darr ke maare tharthara raha tha.. aur hall ke bicho beech Latif ki begum.. Is bade ghar ki ek lauti jawaan bahu apne padosi se chipki hui rahat ki saans le rahi thi..
Normally Anjum ka aise Murli se chipakne ke baare me koi soch bhi nahi sakta tha lekin is waqt ye manzar kaafi hadh tak sabko.. yahan tak ke Latif ko bhi.. ekdum khudrati.. bada natural lag raha tha.. Padosi hone ke bawjud Murli ne aaj is ghar ka mard banke sabki rakhwali ki thi.. Anjum jaisi husn pari ki izzat ki hifazat ki thi Murli ne.. sach baat hai ke husn ka asli haqdaar wahi hai jo uski hifazat kar sake..
Majeed ki ankhon me aansu aa jate hain.. Hath jodte hue- Murli.. tum mere bhai se badh ke ho.. Agar tum aaj nahi aate.. pata nahi kya ho jata..
Latif- han uncle.. Aap ne achcha sabak sikhaya unko.. par MLA ko pata chala to.?
Murli majeed ke hath pe hath rakhta hai- arree majeed saab.. gali ke gunde hain.. aise kitno ko dhul chatayi hai maine.. Aap fikar mat karo.. mai MLA se baat kar lunga..
Anjum ab bhi Murli ke baazu ko pakde khadi thi.. Jab Murli haath niche lata hai toh galti se sidha Anjum ki phuddi pe ja lagta hai.. Murli ko bhi feel hota hai usne kuch garam aur naram cheez ko chua hai.. Anjum ki aankh band ho jati hai is chuvan se.. Murli samajh jata hai usne galti se Anjum ki chut ko chua hai.. aur bagal me Anjum ka chehra dekhta hai toh uski band aankhen use aaye maze ka bayan kar rahi thi..
Murli ko ye achcha mauka lagta hai aur wo apni ungliyan Anjum ki chut ke paas rakhe hue Anjum ka reaction dekhna chahta tha... Anjum apni ankhen khol niche dekhti hai mama ki bhaddi moti ungliyan uski pussy ke bahut kareeb hain.. Khud ba khud uski kamar aage hone lagi aur jab mama ke fingers uski chut pe lagne lage.. Toh wo anjaan ban ke chup khadi rahi.. mama ne bhi mauke ka fayda uthate hue ek baar apni beech ki ungli Anjum ki chut pe niche se upar tak sehla diya.. “mmmmmmmmppphhh..” hali siskari nikli Anjum ki..
Murli ne dhoke se Anjum ki moti gaand pe dhakke laga liye the par aaj uski garam chut ka sparsh khud Anjum ne use karwaya tha..
Murli- thik hai majeed saab.. Ab mai chalta hun.. Latha nashta banake wait kar rahi hogi.. Anjum .. toh mai chalun?
Waise Murli ko bhi jaane ka mann nahi tha jab Anjum apne bade chuche khud uspe dabaye khadi thi aur uski garam phuddi bhi usko bulawa de rahi thi par sabke saamne kuch zyada kar nahi sakta tha.. toh woh Anjum se door hota hai..
Anjum jaise hosh me aati hui - nashta karke jate…?
Murli- nahi nahi.. phir kabhi.. tum aao mere ghar.. latha bechari bore hoti rehti hai.. Zeenat ki taraf dekh kar- bhabhiji.. aaiye apni bahu ke sath.. aur jab majeed saab aur Latif na ho ghar pe.. koi bhi kaam ho.. bejhijak mujhe call kar dena Anjum ..
Murli ghar ke sab logon ke saamne Anjum ko apne ghar bula raha tha aur Anjum ye jante hue ki mama uske sath kaisi harkaten karte hain use is waqt Murli ki har baat bhaa rahi thi..
Anjum Murli ki taraf muskurate hue- ji mama.. agar ammi busy ho toh mai akeli aa jaungi… latha aunty se baat karne.. do pal baad agla hissa bolti hai..
Majeed jo ab Murli ko duniya ka sabse nek bharosemand aadmi samajh baitha tha- han han.. kyun nahi… Murli ka ghar bhi apne ghar jaisa hai.. Murli jab tumhe lagta hai latha bore ho rahi hai.. tum bahu ko call karke apne yahan bula lena.. Zeenat agar aa nahi sakti toh bahu akeli hi aa jayegi.. kyun Latif..? waise bhi tum din bhar bahar hi rehte ho.. bahu bhi bore hoti hai ghar pe..
Latif zyada soch nahi paya bas itna bola- ji..han..han abbu.. Anjum ja sakti hai..
Majeed- tumare ghar pe bahu hogi toh hame koi fikr nahi Murli.. wo safe hogi..
Latif ke dil ke ek kone me ye masoom khayal bhi aaya ke abbu thik bol rahe hain.. Murli uncle ke yahan Anjum safe toh hogi…
Majeed anjaane me kya keh gaya use andaza nahi tha.. Khud apni bahu ko apne shatir hawsi padosi ke hawale kar raha tha majeed.. Murli ke ghar Anjum bahar walon se safe toh rahegi lekin khud Murli ke andar ka jaanwar Anjum ka shikaar karne ko tayyar tha.. Majeed aur Latif isse anjaan the.. Murli ke dil me laddoo phoot rahe the.. wo apni khushi ko chupate hue..
Murli- shukriya majeed saab.. kitna khayal karte hain aap hamara.. Anjum ko upar se niche dekhte hue- bilkul mai Anjum ko call karke apne yahan bula lunga.. jab bhi bore ho.. mera matlab jab latha bore ho rahi ho.. waise Anjum ki banai chai me pata nahi kya jaadu tha.. ekdum khada kar diya..
Latif confuse hote hue- khada kar diya?
Anjum Murli mama ki double meaning baatein khub samajh rahi thi aur sharm se laal ho rahi thi..
Murli- mera matlab latha chai peete hi bade dino baad bed se khadi hokar idhar udhar chalne lagi..
Latif- oh achcha.. achcha .. latha aunty khadi ho gayi..
Aaj Murli ko licence mil gaya tha Anjum ko jab chahe apne ghar bulane ka.. Aur wo ijazat use khud Anjum ke sasur aur shohar ne di thi.. Anjum bhi aaj Murli ki mardangi pe fida ho gayi thi.. aaj use kaala badsurat Murli zyada handsome lag raha tha apne gore chitte shohar ke muqable.. pehli baar hua tha Anjum ne apne shohar ki tulna kisi paraye mard se ki thi.. Aur ye tulna yahan rukne wali nahi thi…