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Marie- boss aap toh jante ho na saara ka saara kaam complete ho chuka hai bass ek galti ho rahi hai aur uska ilaz maine bataya tha aapne hi nhi mana.
Mai- ho jayega bass tum try karo nhi hoga toh main hu na koi na koi rasta dhund lenge.
Marie-ji boss.
Fir waiter nasta leke aa gya aur kaha ke karn Marie ko farmhouse drop karke apni asli manjil ki traf nikal gya.
Aab aage:-
Unknown place:-
P1- aaaieee chalo re sabko gaadi me dalo.
G1- maaff kar do shaab jaane do hamare baccho ko.
P1 - dekho re yeh chodne ko bol raha hai. Hahhahahhaha yeh aadmi sab aise hass rahe the , jaise lag raha ho rakshas hass rahe ho.
Waha jitne v lejane wale the sab ke sab hasne lagte hai.
(Joh gunde hai unko P1, P2 likhunga aur ganwalo ko G1,G2 likhunga. )
P2- suno ganvwalo yadi tum sab ne baat nhi mani toh tum sabko yaha se jabardasti maar ke le jana hoga aur paise v nhi milenge. Sath do aur khush raho.
Ek aadmi gadi me baitha tha uske pairr me aurat baith ke rote hue.
Aurat- maalik jaane do na mere bete ko avi baccha hi hai.
P3- dekho re yeh apne bacche ko chorrne ko bol rahi hai. Hahahhahahhah waise iski jawani ek dam madmast hai. Gale se pith tak haath ferte hue. Pure ganvwale ke saamne aise karne se woh aurat saramindgi se saar jhuk jata aur aankhon se pahle hi aanshu nikal rahe the aur abb yeh aanshu bebasi ke the.
Pure gaanv wale namard banke yeh saab dekh rahe the wahi uss aurat ka beta yeh sab dekh ke aag babula ho gya aur gaadi se utar ke ek paathar utha ke uss admi ke haath aur saar par maar diya.
P3(leader hai unka) - woh aadmi dard se chillane lagta hai. Aaaaahhhh
Woh ladka daur ke apni maa se lipat jata hai.
Ladka- maa tum roo mat sab thik ho jayega. Uski maa pahle se aur rone lagti kyuki woh jaanti thi abb unke saath aur bura hone wala hai.
Sayad yeh aakhri pal ho.
Idhar karn vijaynagar ( jaha rajmahal hai) uss traf nikal jata magar raste me uski jipsi kharab ho jati hai aur kafi dhup v thi isiliye jeepsy se nikalna v bahut muskhil tha. Karn bahar nikal ke sabkuch check karta hai but nhi kuch nhi hua. Fir usne call kiya mark ko.
Mark- hello.
Mai- haa bhai jeepsy kharab hi gyi hai.
Mark- kaha ho batao mai aata hu.
Mai- kyu pareshan ho rahe ho tm waha ka kaam dekho aur idhar pata nhi kaun si jagah hai woh v nhi pata, mai msg kar dunga tm bhej dena idhar kisi ko.
Mark- thik hai pata karke batao.
Mai- okk.
Fir mai idhar udhar dekhne laga sala ek aadmi v nhi jaa raha tha yaha tak ki dur dur tak janwar v nazar nhi aa rahe the magar ek ajib chij thi ped paudhe hare bhare the strange na. Jab se yaha aya tha kuch alag mahsus ho raha kuch different koi chej mujhe bula v rahi thi aur dhakel v rahi thi. Maine apna Dhyan hataya aur jagah ka pata karne ke baare me socha. Thoda dur jaane par ek rasta dikha choti si solling ( brick- stone se bana hua road) bani thi socha aas pass koi gav hoga. Udhar ko nikal liya. Gaav pahunchne par bahut bhid dekhi ekk jagah waha gya toh sab ajib najro se dekhne lage aur darr ke maare piche hatt gaye aur kisi ke munh se Rony ka naam suna. sab daar gaye yeh naam sunke jaise koi bahut bada rakshas ho. Sab meri traf ghurr ghurr ke dekhne lage. Samne dekh ke mera khun khaul gaya kyuki koi aurat samne naa ke barabar kapdo me thi. Main teji se uss lady ki traf gaya aur apna shirt utar ke uss lady ke upar daal diya.
Mai- aapko kuch nhi hoga shant rahe mai hu na. Shant ho jayiye.
Woh lady ek tak mujhe dekh rahi thi kuch ajib sa laga pata nhi kya. Kuch samjh nhi aya
.
Mai- tej awaj me sab namard ho ek aurat ko nhi bacha sakte chullu bhar pani me dubb marro.
P3- aiieee chokre nikal yaha se phut le. Nhi toh jaan se jayega avi apun ka mood accha hai kyuki avi apun iski jawani ka rass peyega. Meri pith thi unke traf thi woh dekh nhi sakte the mujhe.
Mai- kya hai be. main unki traf ghuma toh unki sakal dekhne layak thi jaise kisi ne gaand maar di ho khade khade.
P1- Rony bhaiiiii....
Tab tak karn ne P3 ko pakad ke hath pair tod diye aisa nazara dekh ke sabki gaand phati thi. Khass kar gundo ki.
P1- rony tuu ...tu.. toh marrrrr gayaa thaa naaa. Fir jinda kaise.
Mai- saale zinda baad me pahle saza. Phir waha jeep me talwar thi sab jitne v the sabke hath pair kaat diye aur saab jamin par tapas rahe the.
Karn- aur tum sab pagal ho kya mai koi rony nhi hu mai karrrr( yeh naam nikalte nikalte ruk gya karn) mera naam Sonu hai Sonu. Samjha.
(Abbb se karn wahi aayega jaha pahle se usko sabb jante ho aur Sonu naye logo ke liye.)
Mai- aaj ke baad yeh kabhi tang nhi karenge.
Mai ek ko pakadte hue kaha apne malik se kah dena yaha kuch nhi chalega. Abb yaha ka raja mai hu samjha chal nikal.
Mai- ( jorr se) aap log aaram se rahe yadi koi kuch kahe toh bolna unka baap aa gya hai. Kabhi v koi dikkat ho toh mujhe phone kare maine apna number ek aadmi ko diya.
Mai- bhai ji yaha se koi gaadi milegi aage jaane ko.
G - avi toh nhi milegi saam ko hi milegi.
Mai- aap gavv ka hi naam bata do.
G - g Hempura.
Maine mark ko msg karr diya.
Maine phir sabko waha se bhej diya sabb thode bahut khush the aur kuch kasmakash me the shayad.
Mai- didi utho aap chalo kaha hai aapka ghar.
Lady- pass me hai. Aapka bahut bahut sukriya. Aaj aap nhi aate toh pakka yeh meri ijjat lut ke maar dete yeh sunke mera khoon khaul gya. Main avi ispar kaam nhi kar sakta tha avi kuch aur v kaam the uske niptane ke baad dekhte hai.
Mai- chaliye didi aap. Aapka Naam.
Lady- mera naam Savita hai. Aur yeh mera beta raj.
Raj- aap bahut acche ho bhaiya aapne uss gundo se meri maa ko bachaya.
Mai- accha chalo aab aap sab.
Fir ham uske ghar aa gye. Thodi der me savita sab kuch badal ke aa gyi.
Mai- didi ek baat puchu.
Savita- aap sidhe se pucho aapko aise puchna jaruri nhi.
Mai- yeh gao wale asmanjas me kyo the aur yeh sab aapke saath??? Mai bich me hi ruk gaya.
Savita - yeh bahut badi kahani hai bhai. Kabhi baad me bataungi bass itna samjh lo yaha har ek aadmi bass narak me jita hai. Yaha beti paida hone ke baad zinda rakhne ke liye hazar baar sochte hai kyuki jab woh badi ho jati hai toh yeh darinde unka aparahan karke balatkar kar dete hai. Woh v ek nhi 100 100 se v jayda aadmi uska sarir nochte hai bechari pahle hi dam tod deti hai.
Mujhe yeh sunke aur v gussa aya.
Mai- yaha police kuch nhi karti kya.
Savita- nhi bhai kuch nhi ass pass ke gaon ka v yahi haal hai.
Mai- thik hai mai 15 din me wapas aaunga uske baad dekhta hu aapke liye kya kar shakta hu. Aapko koi v dikkat ho toh mujhe phone karna yeh lo mera number.
Savita- bhai yaha kisi ke pass phone nhi hai. Joh aapko phone kar sake.
Mai- par aise kaise bahar duniya itni tarraki kar aap log yaha aise.
Savita- fir wahi baat khane ko kuch hain nhi jitni jamine hai jab yaha ke raja sahab ke pass hai. 2 wakt ki roti mil jaye wahi bahut hai yaha.
Mai- yaha ki halat bahut kharab hai.
Mujhe ek unknown number se phone aaya.
Mai- hello.
Aadmi- bhai kaha ho aap mark sir ne bheja aapko lane yaha mai gaon ke bich me khada hu.
Mai- avi aata hu.
Fir maine unhe alwida kaha aur nikal gya.
Fir main uss admi ke pass gya aur uss aadmi woh mujhe leke rajmahal ki traf le jaa raha tha dekhte hai kya hota hai.
Jab mai Hempura me paw rakha tha kaho durr kisi jangal ke. Ek shadu tapasya kar rahe the unki aankh khul gyi. Aur woh waha se hadbadi me nikalne lage.
Unke chele v khush ho gye ki unke guru uth gaye
Chela- parnam guru dev.
Shadhu- khush raho.
Chela- maaf kare guru dev parantu aap itne hadbadi me kaha jaa rahe hai guru dev.
Shadhu- jiska intazar tha woh aa gya hai. Tum ab bass yaha dhyan rakhna. Aur mai jaa raha hu uss shakhs ko dhunde.
Chela- parantu aap yaha se v use dhund sakte hai Guru dev.
Shadhu- nhi dhund sakta uski surukhsha kar rahi hai bahut si shaktiya. Aab ham jaa rahe hai. Fir shadhi baba nikal gaye dekhte hai aage kya hota hai.
Marie- boss aap toh jante ho na saara ka saara kaam complete ho chuka hai bass ek galti ho rahi hai aur uska ilaz maine bataya tha aapne hi nhi mana.
Mai- ho jayega bass tum try karo nhi hoga toh main hu na koi na koi rasta dhund lenge.
Marie-ji boss.
Fir waiter nasta leke aa gya aur kaha ke karn Marie ko farmhouse drop karke apni asli manjil ki traf nikal gya.
Aab aage:-
Unknown place:-
P1- aaaieee chalo re sabko gaadi me dalo.
G1- maaff kar do shaab jaane do hamare baccho ko.
P1 - dekho re yeh chodne ko bol raha hai. Hahhahahhaha yeh aadmi sab aise hass rahe the , jaise lag raha ho rakshas hass rahe ho.
Waha jitne v lejane wale the sab ke sab hasne lagte hai.
(Joh gunde hai unko P1, P2 likhunga aur ganwalo ko G1,G2 likhunga. )
P2- suno ganvwalo yadi tum sab ne baat nhi mani toh tum sabko yaha se jabardasti maar ke le jana hoga aur paise v nhi milenge. Sath do aur khush raho.
Ek aadmi gadi me baitha tha uske pairr me aurat baith ke rote hue.
Aurat- maalik jaane do na mere bete ko avi baccha hi hai.
P3- dekho re yeh apne bacche ko chorrne ko bol rahi hai. Hahahhahahhah waise iski jawani ek dam madmast hai. Gale se pith tak haath ferte hue. Pure ganvwale ke saamne aise karne se woh aurat saramindgi se saar jhuk jata aur aankhon se pahle hi aanshu nikal rahe the aur abb yeh aanshu bebasi ke the.
Pure gaanv wale namard banke yeh saab dekh rahe the wahi uss aurat ka beta yeh sab dekh ke aag babula ho gya aur gaadi se utar ke ek paathar utha ke uss admi ke haath aur saar par maar diya.
P3(leader hai unka) - woh aadmi dard se chillane lagta hai. Aaaaahhhh
Woh ladka daur ke apni maa se lipat jata hai.
Ladka- maa tum roo mat sab thik ho jayega. Uski maa pahle se aur rone lagti kyuki woh jaanti thi abb unke saath aur bura hone wala hai.
Sayad yeh aakhri pal ho.
Idhar karn vijaynagar ( jaha rajmahal hai) uss traf nikal jata magar raste me uski jipsi kharab ho jati hai aur kafi dhup v thi isiliye jeepsy se nikalna v bahut muskhil tha. Karn bahar nikal ke sabkuch check karta hai but nhi kuch nhi hua. Fir usne call kiya mark ko.
Mark- hello.
Mai- haa bhai jeepsy kharab hi gyi hai.
Mark- kaha ho batao mai aata hu.
Mai- kyu pareshan ho rahe ho tm waha ka kaam dekho aur idhar pata nhi kaun si jagah hai woh v nhi pata, mai msg kar dunga tm bhej dena idhar kisi ko.
Mark- thik hai pata karke batao.
Mai- okk.
Fir mai idhar udhar dekhne laga sala ek aadmi v nhi jaa raha tha yaha tak ki dur dur tak janwar v nazar nhi aa rahe the magar ek ajib chij thi ped paudhe hare bhare the strange na. Jab se yaha aya tha kuch alag mahsus ho raha kuch different koi chej mujhe bula v rahi thi aur dhakel v rahi thi. Maine apna Dhyan hataya aur jagah ka pata karne ke baare me socha. Thoda dur jaane par ek rasta dikha choti si solling ( brick- stone se bana hua road) bani thi socha aas pass koi gav hoga. Udhar ko nikal liya. Gaav pahunchne par bahut bhid dekhi ekk jagah waha gya toh sab ajib najro se dekhne lage aur darr ke maare piche hatt gaye aur kisi ke munh se Rony ka naam suna. sab daar gaye yeh naam sunke jaise koi bahut bada rakshas ho. Sab meri traf ghurr ghurr ke dekhne lage. Samne dekh ke mera khun khaul gaya kyuki koi aurat samne naa ke barabar kapdo me thi. Main teji se uss lady ki traf gaya aur apna shirt utar ke uss lady ke upar daal diya.
Mai- aapko kuch nhi hoga shant rahe mai hu na. Shant ho jayiye.
Woh lady ek tak mujhe dekh rahi thi kuch ajib sa laga pata nhi kya. Kuch samjh nhi aya
.
Mai- tej awaj me sab namard ho ek aurat ko nhi bacha sakte chullu bhar pani me dubb marro.
P3- aiieee chokre nikal yaha se phut le. Nhi toh jaan se jayega avi apun ka mood accha hai kyuki avi apun iski jawani ka rass peyega. Meri pith thi unke traf thi woh dekh nhi sakte the mujhe.
Mai- kya hai be. main unki traf ghuma toh unki sakal dekhne layak thi jaise kisi ne gaand maar di ho khade khade.
P1- Rony bhaiiiii....
Tab tak karn ne P3 ko pakad ke hath pair tod diye aisa nazara dekh ke sabki gaand phati thi. Khass kar gundo ki.
P1- rony tuu ...tu.. toh marrrrr gayaa thaa naaa. Fir jinda kaise.
Mai- saale zinda baad me pahle saza. Phir waha jeep me talwar thi sab jitne v the sabke hath pair kaat diye aur saab jamin par tapas rahe the.
Karn- aur tum sab pagal ho kya mai koi rony nhi hu mai karrrr( yeh naam nikalte nikalte ruk gya karn) mera naam Sonu hai Sonu. Samjha.
(Abbb se karn wahi aayega jaha pahle se usko sabb jante ho aur Sonu naye logo ke liye.)
Mai- aaj ke baad yeh kabhi tang nhi karenge.
Mai ek ko pakadte hue kaha apne malik se kah dena yaha kuch nhi chalega. Abb yaha ka raja mai hu samjha chal nikal.
Mai- ( jorr se) aap log aaram se rahe yadi koi kuch kahe toh bolna unka baap aa gya hai. Kabhi v koi dikkat ho toh mujhe phone kare maine apna number ek aadmi ko diya.
Mai- bhai ji yaha se koi gaadi milegi aage jaane ko.
G - avi toh nhi milegi saam ko hi milegi.
Mai- aap gavv ka hi naam bata do.
G - g Hempura.
Maine mark ko msg karr diya.
Maine phir sabko waha se bhej diya sabb thode bahut khush the aur kuch kasmakash me the shayad.
Mai- didi utho aap chalo kaha hai aapka ghar.
Lady- pass me hai. Aapka bahut bahut sukriya. Aaj aap nhi aate toh pakka yeh meri ijjat lut ke maar dete yeh sunke mera khoon khaul gya. Main avi ispar kaam nhi kar sakta tha avi kuch aur v kaam the uske niptane ke baad dekhte hai.
Mai- chaliye didi aap. Aapka Naam.
Lady- mera naam Savita hai. Aur yeh mera beta raj.
Raj- aap bahut acche ho bhaiya aapne uss gundo se meri maa ko bachaya.
Mai- accha chalo aab aap sab.
Fir ham uske ghar aa gye. Thodi der me savita sab kuch badal ke aa gyi.
Mai- didi ek baat puchu.
Savita- aap sidhe se pucho aapko aise puchna jaruri nhi.
Mai- yeh gao wale asmanjas me kyo the aur yeh sab aapke saath??? Mai bich me hi ruk gaya.
Savita - yeh bahut badi kahani hai bhai. Kabhi baad me bataungi bass itna samjh lo yaha har ek aadmi bass narak me jita hai. Yaha beti paida hone ke baad zinda rakhne ke liye hazar baar sochte hai kyuki jab woh badi ho jati hai toh yeh darinde unka aparahan karke balatkar kar dete hai. Woh v ek nhi 100 100 se v jayda aadmi uska sarir nochte hai bechari pahle hi dam tod deti hai.
Mujhe yeh sunke aur v gussa aya.
Mai- yaha police kuch nhi karti kya.
Savita- nhi bhai kuch nhi ass pass ke gaon ka v yahi haal hai.
Mai- thik hai mai 15 din me wapas aaunga uske baad dekhta hu aapke liye kya kar shakta hu. Aapko koi v dikkat ho toh mujhe phone karna yeh lo mera number.
Savita- bhai yaha kisi ke pass phone nhi hai. Joh aapko phone kar sake.
Mai- par aise kaise bahar duniya itni tarraki kar aap log yaha aise.
Savita- fir wahi baat khane ko kuch hain nhi jitni jamine hai jab yaha ke raja sahab ke pass hai. 2 wakt ki roti mil jaye wahi bahut hai yaha.
Mai- yaha ki halat bahut kharab hai.
Mujhe ek unknown number se phone aaya.
Mai- hello.
Aadmi- bhai kaha ho aap mark sir ne bheja aapko lane yaha mai gaon ke bich me khada hu.
Mai- avi aata hu.
Fir maine unhe alwida kaha aur nikal gya.
Fir main uss admi ke pass gya aur uss aadmi woh mujhe leke rajmahal ki traf le jaa raha tha dekhte hai kya hota hai.
Jab mai Hempura me paw rakha tha kaho durr kisi jangal ke. Ek shadu tapasya kar rahe the unki aankh khul gyi. Aur woh waha se hadbadi me nikalne lage.
Unke chele v khush ho gye ki unke guru uth gaye
Chela- parnam guru dev.
Shadhu- khush raho.
Chela- maaf kare guru dev parantu aap itne hadbadi me kaha jaa rahe hai guru dev.
Shadhu- jiska intazar tha woh aa gya hai. Tum ab bass yaha dhyan rakhna. Aur mai jaa raha hu uss shakhs ko dhunde.
Chela- parantu aap yaha se v use dhund sakte hai Guru dev.
Shadhu- nhi dhund sakta uski surukhsha kar rahi hai bahut si shaktiya. Aab ham jaa rahe hai. Fir shadhi baba nikal gaye dekhte hai aage kya hota hai.
