Incest Anokha badla (Love me till the end)

[Nevil singh]

Update- 41

Chela- parantu aap yaha se v use dhund sakte hai Guru dev.

Shadhu- nhi dhund sakta uski surukhsha kar rahi hai bahut si shaktiya. Aab ham jaa rahe hai.

Fir shadhu baba nikal gaye dekhte hai aage kya hota hai.

Aab aage:-

Mai rajmahal pahuch chuka tha. Aur utar ke dhire dhire andar jaa raha tha. Saamne ki traf bagicha side me garage aur piche ki traf ek side me servant quaters aur thik bich me mahal. Dhire dhire mai andar jaa raha tha mujhe thoda thoda dhundla saa yaad hai. Maa mere piche piche bhaga karti thi aur dhud aur bahut si chize khilati thi. Mai kabhi dhood ya usee bani chize khane me bhagta tha bachpan me. Avi mai bade chaw se woh chize khata hu sirf maa ki wajah se. Maa hamesha pareshan hoti jab mai dhoodh nhi pita. Hamesha mujhe lalach de ke pilati aur bahno ke saath khelne ke chakkar me shaam tak me mai bhul jata maa mujhe kya dene wali thi. Papa hamesha maa ko chedte ki kaisa Shaitan paida kiya avi yeh hal hai bada hoga toh kya hoga. Woh samay woh lamha mere Jehen me aaj v kaid hai hasi thitholi ki trah fir meri didi, soha aur bhai hamesha mujhe chidate. Aur dada ji mujhese hamesha durr hi rahte. Yeh sab sochte hue meri aankhon me aansu aa gye. Fir maine dhyan hataya aur dimag se nikal ke apne kaamo pe focus rahne ka soch ke andar gaya.

Pahle hi mark ne mere aane ki khabar dada ji ko de di thi.

Ek strange chiz hui jab mai haweli mai aaya yaha kali shaktiya v thi woh v bahut kam matra me matlab kisi ko shakh v nhi hoga ya fir malum v nhi chalega kisi ko. Jaise jinno ko pata nhi chala hoga jaha tak main janta hu. Aur yeh kali shaktiya bahut hi kaam thi lekin its dangerous bahut hi khatarnak thi.

Saamne hi dada ji aur koi unke sath bhi baitha tha sath me Rajveer uncle aur 2 aurate v thi. Aur sabse khass baat usme se ek ko maine kahi dekha tha I don't remember.

Maine sidha gaya aur dada ji pair chuee.

Dada ji- ohhoo tum aa gye. Baitho. Fir maine bari bari sabko parnam kiya lekin last me chachi ko parnam kiya woh mujhe ek tak dekhe jaa rahi tho woh kuch soch rahi thi ya aise ki koi kisi chiz ko dhundta ha kisi me uss trah dekh rahi thi. Fir Jab chacha ne awaj lagayi toh chachi dhyan hata. Sabse mera introduction v karaya.

Chacha - aree swati chai naste ka bandobast karo.

Chachi - haa haa kuch kaha aapne.

Chacha- kaha khoi hui ho maine kaha kuch chai naaste ka bandobast karo.

Chachi- haa karti hu bass 2 minute. Bahut der se woh lady mujhe gusse se ghure jaa rahi thi but kuch boli nhi.
Woh v chachi ke saath chali gayi. Aap logo ko lag raha hoga ki main kaha se sabko janta hu toh bata du ki munimji ne mujhe chacha chachi ki photo dikhai thi bato bato aur usme meri bahan nhi thi bass mujhe usse v dekhna tha. Maine sabse toh mil hi liya ek trah se.

Dada ji- baitho khade kyu ho???

Mai- dada ji mudde ki baat kare kyuki mujhe fir sab saman check karna hoga.

Dada ji- haa bolo.

Mai- dada ji bahut hi loophole ha security me. Matlab disaster hai. Koi v thoda bahut dimag wala hoga toh aap logo ko aaram se uda dega.

Chacha- Bacche tum jante ho hamri security me kitne paise kharch hote hai saalo me.

Mai- haa mujhe sab pata hai. Saal me lagbhag 50 cr. Ke aas pass kharch hota hai usme bhi 90% dada ji me use hota hai.

Chacha- fir tum kaise kah sakte ho ki security me kami rakhi hai.

Mai- dekhiye samahroh bahut bada hone wala hai shayad 1k- 2k VIP log aayenge hi, I guess.

Chacha- haa lagbahg 1k ke ass pass toh aayenge hi.

Mai- yadi mai ek terrorist hota toh isse accha mauka mere pass nhi hota. Sabko ek saath udane ke liye.

Dada ji - tum kahna kya chahte woh kaho.

Mai- dekhiye aap ke pass joh security hai usse baccho ko mara ja sakta hai but meri samajh se hame har trah se ready rahna hoga. Bahut khatre hai aap logo ko aur mai bata du. 10 din pahle hi lagbhag 100 assassin india se hire kiye gaye hai. Aaj tak ka sabse bada contract hai assassin ko hire karne ka.

Rajveer- kyaaaa???? Tum pagal ho kya dunga jagah lar hai kya tumhara kuch v bol rahe ho.


Mai- mai sach kah raha hu aur sab best class ke assassin hai yeh regular wale toh bilkul nhi hai. Aur sayad mera anuman galat ho sakta usse v jayda yaha assassin aa sakte hai.

Rajveer- tum kyu lagta yeh sirf hamare liye aaye hai.

Mai- dekhiye main yeh nhi kah raha ki woh hamre liye aa rahe hai but hame aise paristhiti ke liye sawdhan rahna chahiye.

Dada ji - haa yeh tumne sahi kaha.

Mai- aur dusri sabse badi baat kisi v terrorist ko apna khauf phailana hoga toh woh aisi hi jagah ki talash me hoga. Jaha ek sath sabko maar ke apna khauff failao.

Chacha- par tum itni security ko le ke itna chintit kyu ho, woh hamare security chief dekh lega.

Dada ji- beta woh mere kahne par aaya hai . Yaha ka security aur sab kuch dekhne ke liye aur intazam ke liye.

Chacha-par...

Dada ji- avi kuch nhi baad me baat karte hai.

Mai- dada ji sab kuch each and every thing mai sab kuch thik kar sakta hu but police woh sabse badi dikkat hai ya fir koi aur agency nazar rakhegi toh???

Dada Ji- tumhara kahna mai samjh raha hu lekin accha hai na aur security badh jayegi.

Mai- yaha ki saari information bahar jaane ke chances badh jayenge. Fir kisi ko andar attack karne me time nhi lagega.

Dada Ji- yaha bahut bade bade politician aayenge unke liye toh pakka police hogi hi toh isme ham kuch nhi kar sakte bass tumhe joh karna hai karo, kuch galat nhi hona chahiye.

Mai- jee. Ho jayega.

Mai 100% sure tha ki yadi yeh chutiye police wale aaye inme se pakka koi na koi sala gaddar hoga hi aur fir bahut saari agencies v nazar rakhi hi hongi. Dekhte hai kya hota hai.

Mai- kya sabhi ghar wale avi yahi hai.

Dada Ji- haa bacche avi room me hai. Kuch kaam hai kya???

Mai- aap unhe bula de. Mujhe unse kuch baat karni hai.

Dada ji- thik hai. Tum khao yeh lo nasta v aa gya tum tab tak karo. Woh v aa jayenge. Dada ji ek naukar ko kah ke sabko bulane bheja.

Mai- aree itna kuch lane ki jarurat nhi thi bass aap mujhe isme se thoda sa de de aur 1 strong coffee.

Chachi- thik hai mai coffee bhijwati hu. But yeh halwa pura khana hoga.

Mai- ji aap jaisa kahe. Aap log v lijiye na.

Chacha-nhi ham logo ne khana khaya hai avi turant.

Mai- okkk.

Mai tab tak halwa khaya wahi taste joh bachpan me tha same aahhh so tasty . Mai yeh swad nhi bhul awssmm.

Khate khate saamne ki traf dekha toh aisa lga samay ruk jaye. Wahi noor wahi hasi chahre par, wahi reshmi baal. Pura dilkash chehra, halki surkh brown- black aankhe. Dhire dhire se niche aate hue meri ruhi dii. Hmmm I miss u so much dii. Unke bagal me unhi ki trah ek aur ladki but thodi si Chanchal aur Masoom si dikhne wali meri dusri behen aur dost soha dii.
Aur wahi uss din wali ladki jisko mai baar baar dekh raha tha woh yaha woh ek dam gudiya jaisi dikh rahi thi. Chahre par chamak ke saath dilkash muskan. Halki green eyes kafi attractive lag rahi thi. Main soch raha tha yeh hai kaun kahi meri bahan toh nhi. Yadi hai toh fir uss din isko bahut kuch kah diya abb kya hoga. Baat banne se pahle bigad gyi. Bhaad me jaye mujhe kya mai yaha security ke liye hu na ki rishte ke liye. Saath me meri dil jaane jigar meri divyaa v thi aur unke piche ek aurat aa rahi thi woh meri bhabhi thi pahle se aachi dikhne lagi hai. Paise jayda mil gaye shayad. Woh saab aake dada ji ke saamne khade ho gaye. Woh green eyes wali ladki yaani aahana hai yahi naam bataya tha usne, aahana mujhe ghurr ke dekh rahi thi choti choti annkhon se munh thoda Theda ho gya. Yeh dekh ke mujhe hassi aa gyi. Wahi bich me hasne laga. Sabb meri traf dekh rahe the jaise main pagal hu.

Mai- sorry sorry.

Aahana ko aur gussa aa gaya jab maine uss par hasa isliye woh truant boli.

Aahana- aiieee tum mujh par avi kyu hasse.

Mai- mai mai toh tum par nhi hassa. Aur aise baccho jaise bate karte dekh fir mai hass pada.

Aahana- dekha dekha fir tum hasse avi. Mai sikhayat kar dungi avi dadi ji v yahi hai tumhe punish kar denge fir dekhna kya hoga.

Mai- sorry sorry woh kya hai na tum aisa face bana rahi thi jaise maine tumhari chocolate chinn li ho bass isilye mujhe thoda hassi aa gyi.

Aahana - haa toh uss din mujhe tumne data dekho avi main tumhari shikayat karti hu. Papa ( chacha se) isne mujhe danta tha yaad hai maine bataya tha. Aap isko pitayi karo. Aise aahana baat kar rahi thi ek damm baccho jaise aaj pahli baar mai dil se hasa main v uske saath baccha bann gya tha. Yeh 2 minute mai sabkuch bhul gya tha. Bass mujhe yeh 2 minute sirf aahana aur uski harakte yaad thi.

Mai- aacha sorry sory iss pyari doll ko mai aaj ke baad se aapko kabhi nhi datunga promise. Aap bass apne papa se shikayat mat karo nhi toh woh mujhe job se nikal denge.

Aahana- mai toh pakka karungi tumne uss din mujhe bahut daanta tha. Aaj tak mujhe itni buri trah se kisi ne nhi daanta.

Mai- soory soory doll, yadi tumne shikayat kar di toh fir meri job chali jayegi. Fir main kaha rahunga. Waise main soch raha tha yadi yeh pyari si gudiya mujhe maaf kar de aur meri dost baan jaye toh main usse ghumane le jaunga, fir khaane par acchi restaurant me le jaunga aur ice- cream v khilaunga. Fir shopping parr v le jaunga. Aur ek gudiya wali Barbie doll jaise dress v delane ki sochi but tum toh meri shikayat karne wali ho aab shayad yeh na ho paye.

Aahana- (turant hi) maine kab kaha tumahri shikayat karungi. Lekin pakka tum mujhe ghumane le jaooge aur ice cream aur shopping karoage.

Mai- haa

Aahana- toh thik hai sorry accepted. But yaad rakhna aagli baar se mujhe daanta toh main dada se shikayat karungi aur fir uske baad tumhe aur v badi saza milengi. Promise karo aaj ke baad mujhe nhi daantoge.

Mai- aacha baba aaj ke baad se main kabhi v nhi daantunga pakka promise.

Aahana- thik hai fir aaj se ham dono dost. Idhar hamari baato se sab maze le rahe the aur khush v the ke aahana khul rahi hai kisi ke saamne woh kabhi aise phaltu ki baate nhi karti aur usko aisa karte dekh sab thode kya bahut jayda khush the.

Dada Ji- areee lagta hai mera number kat gya.

Aahana- kya hua daadu aapka number kyu kat gaya.

Dada ji- kya hai na meri pyari si gudiya ne naya dost bana liya na???

Aahana (dhirre se)- aree dadu aap v na kuch v bolte ho. Dekho toh woh mera naya dost mujhe ghumane le jayega aur saath me hi ice cream ke saath sath chocolate aur aapke liye sweets v le aaungi. Fir baith ke khayenge dono.

Dadu ( dhirre se) - but kisi ka advantage uthana galat baat hai.

Aahana-( dhirre se) thoda bahut toh chalta hai aur usne khud kaha joh chahiye dilwayega. Aur mai kitni pyari hu toh itna toh chalta hai.

Dada Ji - haaahahah accha thik hai joh karna hai karo.

Chacha - aree dada aur poti me kya baate ho rahi hai hame v bato koi.

Aahana- yeh secret hai hamara. Kyu dadu .

Dada ji - haa. Chalo tum sab yaha baitho. Inse milo yeh ha hamare new security ke liye hire kiya hai toh yeh tumse kuch baate karna chahte hai.
Sala sahi me apne hi ghar me apno ke hi saamne aisa introduction bahut dukh deta hai. Haa bhale hi maine hi kaha ho kisi ko mera real introduction na de.

Mai- toh main aap sabki security ka dhyaan rakhunga. Sabse pahli baat aap sabko kahi v jaana hi kahi v toh aap sab security guards ke saath jayenge. Yaadi possible ho toh agle kuch dino tak jabtak rajtilak nhi ho jata aap sab bahar na hi nikle toh achha hoga.

Aahana- parr aisa kyu???

Mai- protection ke liye. Aur kuch dino se aapko aisa laga ho koi aapse nazdiki ya fir koi jasusi kar raha ho ya fir koi picha karta ho.

Sab- aisa toh hamne dhyan nhi diya .

Mai - thik hai koi baat nhi but dhyan rakhyega. Aage se.

Mai- uncle koi aapse nazdiki badha raha ho ya fir aapse dada ji.

Uncle- nhi aisa toh kuch nhi aur business me sab milte hi hai. Toh kiss par sakh karu.

Dada ji- mera pass toh itna samay rahta nhi hai.

Mai- aise nhi koi aapse akele me milna chahta ho, aapke saath personal baate karta ho kuch iss trah ka.

Uncle - haa kuch dino se ek mere business partner hai uski secretary ka phone aata hai baar baar aur woh uthpatang baate karti hai.

Piche hi Chachi khadi thi yeh sunn ke unhe gussa aa gya

Chachi- kyu ji aap ne hi kuch kaha hoga nhi toh woh kyu aapke piche padne lagi. Aaj milo aap akele me phir baatati hu.

Aahana- papa aaj fir aapko guest room me sona padega hahahahaha. Aur saab hass pade.

Mai- yeh hassi majak baad me avi kuch din critcal hai ham toh hi aapka dhyaan rakhne ke liye but aap v sawdhan rahe aaisa kuch dekhe joh sandhigd ho aap hame inform kare. Dada ji aur v koi hai toh unhe v yeh baate bata dena.

Aab aa rahe the hamare bhai sahab yani Abhay bhai ( mann me avi raja bane nhi lekin harkate waisi hi hai rajao wali. )

Bhai- kya hua aapne bulaya hame( dada ji se).

Dada Ji- haa inse milo yeh hi tumhari security dekhenge.

Bhai - thik hai jaisa aap kahe.

Mai- okk aap sab dhyan rakhna. Avi mai jata hu aur v kaam hai. Aap uncle woh number aap mark ko de dena. Mark pata hai na kya karna hai.

Mark- haa main sambhal lunga.

mai- namaste fir milte ha.

phir mai bahar aa gya.

Beshkimti update bhai

 

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Update- 41

Chela- parantu aap yaha se v use dhund sakte hai Guru dev.

Shadhu- nhi dhund sakta uski surukhsha kar rahi hai bahut si shaktiya. Aab ham jaa rahe hai.

Fir shadhu baba nikal gaye dekhte hai aage kya hota hai.

Aab aage:-

Mai rajmahal pahuch chuka tha. Aur utar ke dhire dhire andar jaa raha tha. Saamne ki traf bagicha side me garage aur piche ki traf ek side me servant quaters aur thik bich me mahal. Dhire dhire mai andar jaa raha tha mujhe thoda thoda dhundla saa yaad hai. Maa mere piche piche bhaga karti thi aur dhud aur bahut si chize khilati thi. Mai kabhi dhood ya usee bani chize khane me bhagta tha bachpan me. Avi mai bade chaw se woh chize khata hu sirf maa ki wajah se. Maa hamesha pareshan hoti jab mai dhoodh nhi pita. Hamesha mujhe lalach de ke pilati aur bahno ke saath khelne ke chakkar me shaam tak me mai bhul jata maa mujhe kya dene wali thi. Papa hamesha maa ko chedte ki kaisa Shaitan paida kiya avi yeh hal hai bada hoga toh kya hoga. Woh samay woh lamha mere Jehen me aaj v kaid hai hasi thitholi ki trah fir meri didi, soha aur bhai hamesha mujhe chidate. Aur dada ji mujhese hamesha durr hi rahte. Yeh sab sochte hue meri aankhon me aansu aa gye. Fir maine dhyan hataya aur dimag se nikal ke apne kaamo pe focus rahne ka soch ke andar gaya.

Pahle hi mark ne mere aane ki khabar dada ji ko de di thi.

Ek strange chiz hui jab mai haweli mai aaya yaha kali shaktiya v thi woh v bahut kam matra me matlab kisi ko shakh v nhi hoga ya fir malum v nhi chalega kisi ko. Jaise jinno ko pata nhi chala hoga jaha tak main janta hu. Aur yeh kali shaktiya bahut hi kaam thi lekin its dangerous bahut hi khatarnak thi.

Saamne hi dada ji aur koi unke sath bhi baitha tha sath me Rajveer uncle aur 2 aurate v thi. Aur sabse khass baat usme se ek ko maine kahi dekha tha I don't remember.

Maine sidha gaya aur dada ji pair chuee.

Dada ji- ohhoo tum aa gye. Baitho. Fir maine bari bari sabko parnam kiya lekin last me chachi ko parnam kiya woh mujhe ek tak dekhe jaa rahi tho woh kuch soch rahi thi ya aise ki koi kisi chiz ko dhundta ha kisi me uss trah dekh rahi thi. Fir Jab chacha ne awaj lagayi toh chachi dhyan hata. Sabse mera introduction v karaya.

Chacha - aree swati chai naste ka bandobast karo.

Chachi - haa haa kuch kaha aapne.

Chacha- kaha khoi hui ho maine kaha kuch chai naaste ka bandobast karo.

Chachi- haa karti hu bass 2 minute. Bahut der se woh lady mujhe gusse se ghure jaa rahi thi but kuch boli nhi.
Woh v chachi ke saath chali gayi. Aap logo ko lag raha hoga ki main kaha se sabko janta hu toh bata du ki munimji ne mujhe chacha chachi ki photo dikhai thi bato bato aur usme meri bahan nhi thi bass mujhe usse v dekhna tha. Maine sabse toh mil hi liya ek trah se.

Dada ji- baitho khade kyu ho???

Mai- dada ji mudde ki baat kare kyuki mujhe fir sab saman check karna hoga.

Dada ji- haa bolo.

Mai- dada ji bahut hi loophole ha security me. Matlab disaster hai. Koi v thoda bahut dimag wala hoga toh aap logo ko aaram se uda dega.

Chacha- Bacche tum jante ho hamri security me kitne paise kharch hote hai saalo me.

Mai- haa mujhe sab pata hai. Saal me lagbhag 50 cr. Ke aas pass kharch hota hai usme bhi 90% dada ji me use hota hai.

Chacha- fir tum kaise kah sakte ho ki security me kami rakhi hai.

Mai- dekhiye samahroh bahut bada hone wala hai shayad 1k- 2k VIP log aayenge hi, I guess.

Chacha- haa lagbahg 1k ke ass pass toh aayenge hi.

Mai- yadi mai ek terrorist hota toh isse accha mauka mere pass nhi hota. Sabko ek saath udane ke liye.

Dada ji - tum kahna kya chahte woh kaho.

Mai- dekhiye aap ke pass joh security hai usse baccho ko mara ja sakta hai but meri samajh se hame har trah se ready rahna hoga. Bahut khatre hai aap logo ko aur mai bata du. 10 din pahle hi lagbhag 100 assassin india se hire kiye gaye hai. Aaj tak ka sabse bada contract hai assassin ko hire karne ka.

Rajveer- kyaaaa???? Tum pagal ho kya dunga jagah lar hai kya tumhara kuch v bol rahe ho.


Mai- mai sach kah raha hu aur sab best class ke assassin hai yeh regular wale toh bilkul nhi hai. Aur sayad mera anuman galat ho sakta usse v jayda yaha assassin aa sakte hai.

Rajveer- tum kyu lagta yeh sirf hamare liye aaye hai.

Mai- dekhiye main yeh nhi kah raha ki woh hamre liye aa rahe hai but hame aise paristhiti ke liye sawdhan rahna chahiye.

Dada ji - haa yeh tumne sahi kaha.

Mai- aur dusri sabse badi baat kisi v terrorist ko apna khauf phailana hoga toh woh aisi hi jagah ki talash me hoga. Jaha ek sath sabko maar ke apna khauff failao.

Chacha- par tum itni security ko le ke itna chintit kyu ho, woh hamare security chief dekh lega.

Dada ji- beta woh mere kahne par aaya hai . Yaha ka security aur sab kuch dekhne ke liye aur intazam ke liye.

Chacha-par...

Dada ji- avi kuch nhi baad me baat karte hai.

Mai- dada ji sab kuch each and every thing mai sab kuch thik kar sakta hu but police woh sabse badi dikkat hai ya fir koi aur agency nazar rakhegi toh???

Dada Ji- tumhara kahna mai samjh raha hu lekin accha hai na aur security badh jayegi.

Mai- yaha ki saari information bahar jaane ke chances badh jayenge. Fir kisi ko andar attack karne me time nhi lagega.

Dada Ji- yaha bahut bade bade politician aayenge unke liye toh pakka police hogi hi toh isme ham kuch nhi kar sakte bass tumhe joh karna hai karo, kuch galat nhi hona chahiye.

Mai- jee. Ho jayega.

Mai 100% sure tha ki yadi yeh chutiye police wale aaye inme se pakka koi na koi sala gaddar hoga hi aur fir bahut saari agencies v nazar rakhi hi hongi. Dekhte hai kya hota hai.

Mai- kya sabhi ghar wale avi yahi hai.

Dada Ji- haa bacche avi room me hai. Kuch kaam hai kya???

Mai- aap unhe bula de. Mujhe unse kuch baat karni hai.

Dada ji- thik hai. Tum khao yeh lo nasta v aa gya tum tab tak karo. Woh v aa jayenge. Dada ji ek naukar ko kah ke sabko bulane bheja.

Mai- aree itna kuch lane ki jarurat nhi thi bass aap mujhe isme se thoda sa de de aur 1 strong coffee.

Chachi- thik hai mai coffee bhijwati hu. But yeh halwa pura khana hoga.

Mai- ji aap jaisa kahe. Aap log v lijiye na.

Chacha-nhi ham logo ne khana khaya hai avi turant.

Mai- okkk.

Mai tab tak halwa khaya wahi taste joh bachpan me tha same aahhh so tasty . Mai yeh swad nhi bhul awssmm.

Khate khate saamne ki traf dekha toh aisa lga samay ruk jaye. Wahi noor wahi hasi chahre par, wahi reshmi baal. Pura dilkash chehra, halki surkh brown- black aankhe. Dhire dhire se niche aate hue meri ruhi dii. Hmmm I miss u so much dii. Unke bagal me unhi ki trah ek aur ladki but thodi si Chanchal aur Masoom si dikhne wali meri dusri behen aur dost soha dii.
Aur wahi uss din wali ladki jisko mai baar baar dekh raha tha woh yaha woh ek dam gudiya jaisi dikh rahi thi. Chahre par chamak ke saath dilkash muskan. Halki green eyes kafi attractive lag rahi thi. Main soch raha tha yeh hai kaun kahi meri bahan toh nhi. Yadi hai toh fir uss din isko bahut kuch kah diya abb kya hoga. Baat banne se pahle bigad gyi. Bhaad me jaye mujhe kya mai yaha security ke liye hu na ki rishte ke liye. Saath me meri dil jaane jigar meri divyaa v thi aur unke piche ek aurat aa rahi thi woh meri bhabhi thi pahle se aachi dikhne lagi hai. Paise jayda mil gaye shayad. Woh saab aake dada ji ke saamne khade ho gaye. Woh green eyes wali ladki yaani aahana hai yahi naam bataya tha usne, aahana mujhe ghurr ke dekh rahi thi choti choti annkhon se munh thoda Theda ho gya. Yeh dekh ke mujhe hassi aa gyi. Wahi bich me hasne laga. Sabb meri traf dekh rahe the jaise main pagal hu.

Mai- sorry sorry.

Aahana ko aur gussa aa gaya jab maine uss par hasa isliye woh truant boli.

Aahana- aiieee tum mujh par avi kyu hasse.

Mai- mai mai toh tum par nhi hassa. Aur aise baccho jaise bate karte dekh fir mai hass pada.

Aahana- dekha dekha fir tum hasse avi. Mai sikhayat kar dungi avi dadi ji v yahi hai tumhe punish kar denge fir dekhna kya hoga.

Mai- sorry sorry woh kya hai na tum aisa face bana rahi thi jaise maine tumhari chocolate chinn li ho bass isilye mujhe thoda hassi aa gyi.

Aahana - haa toh uss din mujhe tumne data dekho avi main tumhari shikayat karti hu. Papa ( chacha se) isne mujhe danta tha yaad hai maine bataya tha. Aap isko pitayi karo. Aise aahana baat kar rahi thi ek damm baccho jaise aaj pahli baar mai dil se hasa main v uske saath baccha bann gya tha. Yeh 2 minute mai sabkuch bhul gya tha. Bass mujhe yeh 2 minute sirf aahana aur uski harakte yaad thi.

Mai- aacha sorry sory iss pyari doll ko mai aaj ke baad se aapko kabhi nhi datunga promise. Aap bass apne papa se shikayat mat karo nhi toh woh mujhe job se nikal denge.

Aahana- mai toh pakka karungi tumne uss din mujhe bahut daanta tha. Aaj tak mujhe itni buri trah se kisi ne nhi daanta.

Mai- soory soory doll, yadi tumne shikayat kar di toh fir meri job chali jayegi. Fir main kaha rahunga. Waise main soch raha tha yadi yeh pyari si gudiya mujhe maaf kar de aur meri dost baan jaye toh main usse ghumane le jaunga, fir khaane par acchi restaurant me le jaunga aur ice- cream v khilaunga. Fir shopping parr v le jaunga. Aur ek gudiya wali Barbie doll jaise dress v delane ki sochi but tum toh meri shikayat karne wali ho aab shayad yeh na ho paye.

Aahana- (turant hi) maine kab kaha tumahri shikayat karungi. Lekin pakka tum mujhe ghumane le jaooge aur ice cream aur shopping karoage.

Mai- haa

Aahana- toh thik hai sorry accepted. But yaad rakhna aagli baar se mujhe daanta toh main dada se shikayat karungi aur fir uske baad tumhe aur v badi saza milengi. Promise karo aaj ke baad mujhe nhi daantoge.

Mai- aacha baba aaj ke baad se main kabhi v nhi daantunga pakka promise.

Aahana- thik hai fir aaj se ham dono dost. Idhar hamari baato se sab maze le rahe the aur khush v the ke aahana khul rahi hai kisi ke saamne woh kabhi aise phaltu ki baate nhi karti aur usko aisa karte dekh sab thode kya bahut jayda khush the.

Dada Ji- areee lagta hai mera number kat gya.

Aahana- kya hua daadu aapka number kyu kat gaya.

Dada ji- kya hai na meri pyari si gudiya ne naya dost bana liya na???

Aahana (dhirre se)- aree dadu aap v na kuch v bolte ho. Dekho toh woh mera naya dost mujhe ghumane le jayega aur saath me hi ice cream ke saath sath chocolate aur aapke liye sweets v le aaungi. Fir baith ke khayenge dono.

Dadu ( dhirre se) - but kisi ka advantage uthana galat baat hai.

Aahana-( dhirre se) thoda bahut toh chalta hai aur usne khud kaha joh chahiye dilwayega. Aur mai kitni pyari hu toh itna toh chalta hai.

Dada Ji - haaahahah accha thik hai joh karna hai karo.

Chacha - aree dada aur poti me kya baate ho rahi hai hame v bato koi.

Aahana- yeh secret hai hamara. Kyu dadu .

Dada ji - haa. Chalo tum sab yaha baitho. Inse milo yeh ha hamare new security ke liye hire kiya hai toh yeh tumse kuch baate karna chahte hai.
Sala sahi me apne hi ghar me apno ke hi saamne aisa introduction bahut dukh deta hai. Haa bhale hi maine hi kaha ho kisi ko mera real introduction na de.

Mai- toh main aap sabki security ka dhyaan rakhunga. Sabse pahli baat aap sabko kahi v jaana hi kahi v toh aap sab security guards ke saath jayenge. Yaadi possible ho toh agle kuch dino tak jabtak rajtilak nhi ho jata aap sab bahar na hi nikle toh achha hoga.

Aahana- parr aisa kyu???

Mai- protection ke liye. Aur kuch dino se aapko aisa laga ho koi aapse nazdiki ya fir koi jasusi kar raha ho ya fir koi picha karta ho.

Sab- aisa toh hamne dhyan nhi diya .

Mai - thik hai koi baat nhi but dhyan rakhyega. Aage se.

Mai- uncle koi aapse nazdiki badha raha ho ya fir aapse dada ji.

Uncle- nhi aisa toh kuch nhi aur business me sab milte hi hai. Toh kiss par sakh karu.

Dada ji- mera pass toh itna samay rahta nhi hai.

Mai- aise nhi koi aapse akele me milna chahta ho, aapke saath personal baate karta ho kuch iss trah ka.

Uncle - haa kuch dino se ek mere business partner hai uski secretary ka phone aata hai baar baar aur woh uthpatang baate karti hai.

Piche hi Chachi khadi thi yeh sunn ke unhe gussa aa gya

Chachi- kyu ji aap ne hi kuch kaha hoga nhi toh woh kyu aapke piche padne lagi. Aaj milo aap akele me phir baatati hu.

Aahana- papa aaj fir aapko guest room me sona padega hahahahaha. Aur saab hass pade.

Mai- yeh hassi majak baad me avi kuch din critcal hai ham toh hi aapka dhyaan rakhne ke liye but aap v sawdhan rahe aaisa kuch dekhe joh sandhigd ho aap hame inform kare. Dada ji aur v koi hai toh unhe v yeh baate bata dena.

Aab aa rahe the hamare bhai sahab yani Abhay bhai ( mann me avi raja bane nhi lekin harkate waisi hi hai rajao wali. )

Bhai- kya hua aapne bulaya hame( dada ji se).

Dada Ji- haa inse milo yeh hi tumhari security dekhenge.

Bhai - thik hai jaisa aap kahe.

Mai- okk aap sab dhyan rakhna. Avi mai jata hu aur v kaam hai. Aap uncle woh number aap mark ko de dena. Mark pata hai na kya karna hai.

Mark- haa main sambhal lunga.

mai- namaste fir milte ha.

phir mai bahar aa gya.

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Waiting for next update bhai

 

[Soku74]

. Update-42

Aab aa rahe the hamare bhai sahab yani Abhay bhai ( mann me avi raja bane nhi lekin harkate waisi hi hai rajao wali. )

Bhai- kya hua aapne bulaya hame( dada ji se).

Dada Ji- haa inse milo yeh hi tumhari security dekhenge.

Bhai - thik hai jaisa aap kahe.

Aab aage:-

Mai bahar aane se pahle divyaa ko acche se dekha woh khush lagg rahu thi abb mujhe thoda chain mila usko dekh ki use koi dikkat nhi hai.

Mai bahar aake ruchika ko call kiya. Sala utha hi nhi rahi call. 4-5 baar kiya fir v nhi uthaya. Fir maine Marie ko call kiya.

Marie- hello boss kaise hai.

Mai- mai thik hu tum batao kaisi ho.

Marie- I am fine aur aapne joh kaam diya hai wahi karne ki koshish kar rahi hu 10 din me woh medicine complete ho jayegi. Aur pahle wale ke liye same hai bahut heat chahiye hogi usko banne ke liye.

Mai- okk tum banao tum tension na lo ho jayega tumhara kaam.

Marie- okk. Aapne phone kiya tha kuch kaam tha kya boss??

Mai - haa Ruchika ko call kiya woh utha nhi rahi.

Marie- boss aap mujhe akele le ke gaye the isiliye woh naraz hai.

Mai- okk baat karao usse.
Thodi der me udhar se awaj aati hai.

Ruchika- hello kaun bol raha hai.

Mai- arree yaar maff kar do na kuch jaruri kaam tha isliye Marie ko laya tha aapne sath. Marie se pucho Hamm kahi v kuch mastti nhi ki tumhe lagta hai hum tumhare bina kuch karenge. Tumhe bhorsha nhi hai mujh par.

Ruchika- but isne bola aap ne isse ghumaya apne hatho se khilaya aur v bahut kuch.

Mai- god promise aisa ek v chiz nhi hua bass hamne sath me baith ke khana khaya, woh v apne apne hatho se. Woh tumhara kaat gyi.

Ruchika- boss isee toh me dekhati hu lekin yeh batao phone kyu kiya.

Mai- yarr ek number bheja hai tumhare pass usse track karo aur pata karo kaun hai aur puchtach karne ke liye bolna abhimanyu aur Martha ko. Kal mujhe full details chahiye. Yeh main unhe bol dunga but tum v unhe bol dena.

Ruchika- okk. Boss aap pahuch gaye kahi jaane wale the na.

Mai- haa main avi apne real house par hu.

Ruchika- kya boss aapne hame nhi bataya. Too badd boss. Aisi baate nhi batate fir ham v jaate na.

Mai- yaar gussa mat ho, tumlog v kuch din me idhar hi shift hone wale ho tension na lo.

Ruchika- ohh wow sir aap mujhe apna ghar dikhaoge na.

Mai- yess why not my naughty queen.

Ruchika- main naughty nhi hu.

Mai- okk nhi ho mai jau kuch kamm hai. Avi thodi der pahle hi aya hu.

Ruchika- okk byee apna dhyaa rakhna aur mai yeh gud newa sabko de ke aati hu.

Mai- okk tum sab apna dhyaan rakhna.

Fir mark v bahar aa gya.

Mark- kaisa raha safar.

Mai- thik tha. Team aane wali hai unke rahne ka dekh lena dada ji se baat karke.

Mark- aur yeh joh saamne wala ghar hai woh.

Mai - woh mera personal hai. Tum dada ji se baat karke dekh lena rahne ka.

Mark- okk.

Mai- samna aya.

Mark-haa bhai aa gya.

Mai- chalo dikhao.

Mai room me aya dekha ek se badh ke ek guns thi aise hi nhi 1100 cr. Kharch hue the.

Mai- masst gun hai. Heckler and Koch HK MG4 MG 43 Machine Gun. Range v acchi hai. Bahi khush kar diya tune masst guns magayi hai range v acchi hai firing rate v 900 ke aproxx hai. Aur range toh 1km hai hi mastt hai.

Mai- sniper kaha hai.

Mark- udhar hai.

Mai- masst hai bhai AWM aur Barrett M95 masst hai jahakkas aur hand guns v masst hai. SIG Sauer P320 parabelum 21 round. Glock 17 box magazine 31 round ka. 50 ka lena chahiye.

Mark- bhai thoda heavy ho jata isilye 31 hi kafi hai 4 magazine v rakkhe toh bahut hai.

Mai- okk koi nhi masst guns But ho sake toh drum magazine le aana yeh wapas kar de iska feeding system galat ha glock ka 6 -10-13 -15-17 hai bhai jab tak hoga magazine dalega ek nikal ke dusra samne wala upar.

Mai- sabka drum magazine magana. Sab badhiya ha. Machine gun aur explosive kaha hai. Aur haa Beretta 92 v le ana woh v thik hai badd me security walo ko yahi hand gun de dena.

Mark- okkk. Aao udhar hai rakha hua.

Mai- masttt hai sala tu laya jhakkas hai Bhai. M4 Carbine Commando with M203 Grenade Launcher masst hai chal iska jalwa dekhte hai sala bahar sunn M1919 browning M2 browning manga lena 2-2 aur dono ke 5k-5k bullets.

Mark- bhai itna weapons ka kya karna hai. Sala lagta hai Jung ki taiyari kar rahe ho.

Mai- wahi samajh lo. Explosive v sahi hai chal bahar dekhte hai machine gun ka jalwa. Bahar kuch laga hai practice ke liye.

Mark- haa hai garden me ek side se kone me.

Mai- okk chal magazine utha.
Mark- bhai silnecer andar hai.

Mai- toh kya???

Mark- bhai marwayega kya, pagal matt bann.

Mai- chall inko dikhate hai ki joh yeh sukun se sote hai unke piche kya kya hota hai???

Mark- pagalpanti wali baate na kiya kar.

Mai- are chall na majak kar raha tha bina silencer ke iska dekhan tha kahi over heat toh na ho raha hai.

Mark- chal chal samjh raha hu tu marwayega bhosdike.

Mai- jal chutiye jaldi sala tu bahut bhaukta hai.

Ham bahar aa gye ek kone me practice ke liye thod sa jagah aur equipment bana hua tha.

Mai - sabko inform kar de ki koi react na kare avi ham idhar testing kar rahe hai.

Mark- okk fir mark ne sabko bataya ki idhar testing ho rahi hai koi react na kare.

Fir maine sab assamble kia.

Mai- mark pakada toh.

Mark- bhul toh nhi gya tu joh sikhaya tha.

Mai- lagta tujhe yaad nhi.

Mark- dekhte hai abhi.

Mai- Magazine pakda.

Fir mark ne magazine diya.

Mai- kaan band kar le.

Mark- baap ko maat sikha Bacche paida karna chal chup chala.

Mai-jo agya guru ji.

Mai machine pakda aur chalana chali kiya ek dam jhakkas chala dhadhadhad dhahaahdhaddhadhdhahd dhahddhaddhadhadhaddhad dhadhdhadhadhdhadhdhadhdhadhdhahdhdhhdhdhdhdh isi trah thik ek minute chala aur 6 round khatam hue. Awaj gaand phad thi sabb hadbad gaye honge I guess. It's just insane but machine gun chutiya tha ek hi baar me garam ho gaya. Sala itna paisa kharcha karke sala machine gun thik nhi recoil bahut heavy tha madarjaat avi mark ka gaand fodne ka mann kar raha tha.

Mai- ( gusse me)bhosdiwala 2 number maal ka ke mere ko chipkaya hai tu. Avi ke avi sara maal le ke aa. Chutiya samjha hai kya itna paisa daal ke 2 number maal diya hai. Teri v gaand phodunga aur uss Jhonny ki v madarjaat mujhse cheating. Sala dekh tu aab.

Mark v daar gya kyuki woh bahukbi jaanta tha ki mujhe sirf aur sirf dhokha de sakht nafrat hai. Chahe woh sahi chiz ke liye v kyu na ho, mai fir v gaand for deta hu.

Mark- bhai tu tension na le mai dekhta hu. Avi phone karta hu Jhonny ko.
Jhonny ek pahucha hua criminal hai. Iske link india se le ke pure world me hai. Isse koi v gun, explosive bol do yeh aapko available kara dega. Masst guniune banda hai.

Mark ne jabtak Jhonny ko phone kiya tabtak ghar wale idhar aa chuke the.

Chacha- yeh kiya idhar chal raha hai. Tu kiya samjh raha hai apne aap ko.( Mere se) kyuki mere hath me banduk thi aur security wale se sab gahrwale sabb jann gye the. Toh woh direct idhar hi aa gaye.

Mai- kya hai( Jhunjhla ke).

Chacha- tu mujhse.

Mark- sirr PLZZ aap shant ho jaye PLZZ iska mood kharab ho gaya hai avi yeh jaldi shant nhi hoga PLZZ bass 2 minute.

Mai- mark chutiye madarjaat samjh nhi aata kya Jhonny ko phone laga. Yaha machli bazar chal raha hi kyaa???

Chacha- yeh kya badtamizi hai???

Mark- sirrr PLZZ, Rajveer bhai aap samjhao inko avi uska mood guniune me kharab hai. Aap jaante ho na kya hoga???

Rajveer- shant ho jaa bhai.( Chacha se) Aaj kisi ki shamat aane wali hai. Sab shant hi rahna iska gussa bahut Khatarnak hai.

Mark ne mere ko phone diya Jhonny tha dusri traff.

Jhonny - hello mark bhai aur maal mangwana hai kya bhai.

Mai- ( gusse me) madarjatt bhosdi ke avi waha aa ke sara maal teri gaand me thush dunga. Lagta hai tere dinn pure hi gye hai.

Jhonny- kon hai be.

Mai- tera baap bol raha hu lagta pichli baar ka bhul gayaa.

Jhonny- arre bhai aap aapne khast kyu kiya phone karne mujhe bulwa lete mai aa jata.

Mai-( gusse me) tere dinn pure ho gye lagta hai Jhonny tune kya socha tu 2 number maal pakda dega aur mujhe pata nhi chalega. Bacchu galti kar di tune tera number aa gya lagta hai tu gaya beta.
Jhonny- bhai maine A1 maal dene ko bola tha bhai PLZZ ek moka do PLZZ mai sabb sahi karta hu na plzzz bhai.

Mai- dekh tu apna banda hai isiliye main tere ko bakass dunga but jisne gaddari ki hai woh mujhe chahiye shaam tak warna tu behtar samjhta hai.

Jhonny- haa bhai pakka sham tak.

Mai- mark saara saaman security se bulwal ke yah arange kara 10 minute hai tere pass yadi 1 minute late hua toh....

Mark- bhai 5 minute me ho jayega.

Mai- gud jaa jaldi.
Sabko mark ne pahle hi thodi durr par bitha diya tha garden area me.

Idhar

Chacha- yeh pagal hai kyaa aise koi karta hai.

Rajveer- bhai yeh sahi me pagal hai. Iske jaisa koi nhi. Isske naam se v bahut aadmi mutt dete hai. Yeh sirf uncle ke kahne se aaya hai.

Chacha- aisa kya naam hai joh sabb darr jate hai.

Rajveer- iska naam kahi v nhi liya jata hai yaa toh iski file kahi high officials ke pass milegi ya fir kahi nhi. Puri duniya isko khoj rahi hai kuch ko malum hoga ke yeh kaun hai but koi v isko touch karne se pahle 100 baar sochta hai. Yeh jaisa karta hai karne de. Yeh bata tujhe pata tha ki idhar assassin aa rahe hai.

Chacha- nhi

Rajveer - soch iski pahuch kaha tak hogi ki isko malum hoga ki idhar assain's aaye hai.

Chacha- haa bhai.

Idhar ladki ke side me

Soha- yeh pagal hai kya koi aise gun chalata hai kyaa sab kitna darr gaye the.

Bhabhi- haa sacchiii sach me iska koi srew dhila hai. But soha dekh toh hai kitna handsome tu bole toh baat karu.

Soha- bhabhi plzzzz aisi baate mat karo. Aur iss sanki se mai nhi karne wali kuch v.

Divyaa - dii woh sanki nhi hai, abb kuch matt bolna unke baare me. Nhi toh main baat nhi karungi aapse.

Soha- aiiee pagal hai kya tera toh pahle se bf hai na. Fir tu dusra chiiii chiii kitni gandi ladki hai tu.

Divyaa- dii kuch v mat bolo. Yeh wahi jiske saath mai uss dinn thi. Aap aab mat bolna PLZZ kuch v.

Ruhi- acha achha ham apne jija ji ke liye koi v galat word use nhi karenge.

Divyaa- diiiiii.... Plzzzzz.

Ruhi- abb kya hua meri rani ko. Abb kyu munh phula liya.
Idhar aise hi ruthna manana chalta raha aur idhar dada ji aur sabhi shant baith ke sab kuch dekhne lage.

Mark idharr sab kuch karne laga jab sab arrange ho ke 5 table parr lage aur kuch samaan side me rakhe gaye toh sabki aankhe phatti phatti rah gyi.

Chacha- yeh kyaa hai bhai???

Munh khole saab dekh rahe the.

Aahana- dii dii udhar dekho aap sabb.

Sab- yeh kyaa hai????

Soha- itne saare guns wow yaar so cool. Dii chalo na ek ham v chalate hai.

Ruhi- chup chap yaha baith ek v pagal wala kaam kiya na toh....

Soha- plzzz diii plzzz plzzz pahli baar maine dekha ek baar chalau plzzz.

Ruhi - chup chap khadi rah yaha. Jayda Chiu chapad ki ek laga dungi kaan ke niche. Soha munh fula ke baith gyi.

Maine harek ko mark ko assemble kare gun me harek ko check karta gya. Usme se aadhe guns ,rifles aur shot guns sab check kiye sabb faltu the. Explosive check karr nhi sakta tha check nhi kiya.

Mera dimag sanak gya. Maine sab guns ek traf fek ke siddha ko gale se pakad ke utha liya ek haath se. Saab yeh dekh ke daar gaye aur sakthe me aa gye. Joh ladys baithi thi woh aur darr gyi khass kar ruhii dii aur aahana. Mera pal pal gussa badhta jaa raha tha. Mark chatpata raha tha. Sabb security gurads ki yeh dekh ke faatt gyi. Madarjatt. Rajveer uncle darr darr ke dhire dhire meri traf aaye usse chudane ke liye. Mera hath pakda maine sirf jhataka hath aur woh durr jaa girre.
Meri ek awaj pure garden me ek sard aur gusse wali awaj gunji. Jisne v sunni sabki darr ke phatt gyi sabke raunye khade ho gye.

Mai- markk what you have done??? You know that???

Maine mark ko faink diya. Woh kuch durr jaa gira.

Mai-( jorr se) mark I think you don't know yess yess you don't know. Mark tum yeh bhul kaise kar sakte ho. No no iski saza tumhe milegi.

Mark- ( darr ke aur ladkhadati awaj me) yess yess lorrrrddddd i... i ...i.. deessservvve thhhhat.

Mai- oooffffoo maaarkkkk.

Maine uske pass gya aur sidha ek hath pakda aur kicha apni traf aur 2 ungli ghuma di gle ke pass.

Mai- mark you have only 5 minutes. Tum sach batao ya fir mai koi dusra tarika apnau.

Mark- ( dard bhari awaj me) myy lorrddd u know that I..iii... never cheated you.

Mai- then how its happen mark howw???
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Idhar sabki fati padi thi aahana becahri baccho ke jaise rone hi lagi. Aur sabb soch rahe the mark aise ghutne par baith ke maafi kyu mang raha hai. Sabb hang ho gye literally. Woh mere picche the mera dhyaan unn padd nhi tha. Ruhhii dii v darr gyii thi. Chacha ko laga accha hua isse jayda bahas nhi ki.

Idhar dada ji jante the main apna kaam karr raha hu but unhe surf baccho ki tension thi woh soch rahe the kya asar hoga lekin woh chah rahe the woh v dekhe aur samjhe aage aane wale time me woh jayda daare na.

Mai- mark you have only 2 minutes.

Mark- aap joh karna chahe karr sakte hai but you know I am always you sincere armyman. Mai aapko kabhi dhokha nhi de sakta never ever.

Mark isse baad gaand faad chillya aur sabb ka halak hi Sukh gaya awaj sunn ke jaha pahle aahana dari aur roo rahi thi aabb woh burii trah saham gyi sath me Ruhi dii ke sath sabhi. Chachi chacha dada saree pariwar ke sath joh security wale sunn paa rahe the sabb ki halak hi sukh gyi joh jaha the wahi khade rahe. Thodi derr me jab thoda sambhle tab tak mere ko ek koi dhakel ke mark ke pass gya yeh ruhii dii thi.

Ruhi- tumhare andar dil nhi hai kya tumne isko aise kyu mara. Aap( mark se) aap shant ho jaiye PLZZ. Aaram se. Tum kya munh dekh rahe ho thik karna nhi aata toh marte kyu ho.

Aise koi mujhe dhakel ke aage nikal mujhe kuch samajh hi nhi aya mai toh bhul hi gaya tha mere piche saab hai. Ohh hell no yeh maine kya karr diya. Maine pahatk se mark ko pakda aur lock khol di gardan parr ki woh pasine se tarbatar ho gaya tha. Wahi let ke woh saanse lene laga.

Ruhi - tumm janwar ho ek dam janwar koi aise karta hai.

Mai- sorry woh dhyaan nhi raha aaplog piche ho. Aab se akele me karunga.

Ruhi- pagal ho kyaa??? Dimaag jagah parr hai ya nhi, woh v bech khayi hai.

Mai- nhi uske toh paise nhi milte na isilye nhi bechii. Haahhahhhahah. Mai thoda cool dikhne ki koshish karr raha tha but mera popat ho gya.

Ruhi- tum sahi me pagal ho tum apna ilazz karao.
Mark tabtak sambhal gaya tha.

Mark- aap log kuch na kahe sahi me meri galti thi. Mujhe toh punishment milni hi thi. Sorry aap logo joh disturb kiya aur taklif di.

Mai- I am also sorry but yeh mera tarika hai kaam karne ka.

Ruhi- ( gusse me) yeh kaam karne ka tarika hota hai. Isse accha aadmi majduri kare.

Mark- madam aap galat samj rahi hai.

Ruhi- daarne ki jarurat nhi tumhe yeh log aise hi hote hai.

Mai- kya ham log aise hi hote hai. Kyaa???? Aap apne aapko samjh kya rakha hai. Aap bole jaa rahi hai tabhi se. Aapko kuch nhi malum hai.


Ruhi - tum iske boss ho bass apna raub jhadna chahte ho that you are the boss know.

Mai- main aur raub hahahahh hahahhaha hahahhaha haha aapko sach me kuch nhi malum aaiye main batata hu. Yeh saare guns aur equipments hai 2 number matlab low quality ke saman. Inhe carry kaun karta mere security ke aadmi aur yaadi yeh material kharab hai toh unke marrne ke chances jayda honge jab v kabhi fight hui toh. Woh marenge alag aur unka pura pariwar kaun dekhega bataye aap baade logo ko bass security chahiye aur unn security provide karne wale aadmi ke sath kiya hota hai aapko kuch lena dena nhi. Unka pura pariwar sadak par bhatakta ya fir bhukhe marta. Aap yaha jitni guns dekh rahi hai utna utna addmi marre jaate. Yeh aage se aisi galti na kare isiliye isse punishment mili thi. Jaise army man's ko milti hai. Yaadi avi main check nhi karta aur rajtilak ke dinn casualty ho jaati toh main toh safely nikal jata but aaplog maare jate samjhi aap. Avi yeh iska sabak tha aage se aisa kbhi nhi karega yaadi aaj isko saza mili hai toh. Baat karti ho raub jhadne ka.

Yeh sabb sunke kuch loog santusht hue aur joo darr rahe the woh v samjh gaye yeh mera kaam karne ka tarika hai aur yadi ek galti hui toh saab maare jayenge.
Ruhi dii v Sharmiinda thi.

Ruhi- sorry meri badtamizi ke liye.

Mai- mai janta hu aap bahut acchi hai isiliye aapko uska dukh nhi dekha gaya. Aapko maafi mangne ki jarurat nhi hai.

Mai- aaplogo se v maafi mangta hu but yeh hamara kaam karne ka tarika hai. Aaplog daare na. Aaram se rahe.

Rajveer uncle v sambhal gaaye the aur bole- koi baat nhi hota hai hota hai.

Mujhe kuch yaad aaya maine bola. Mark 2 white chota kapda aur ek chaaku yaha le ke aao.

Mark- lata hu.

Mai- aap log aaram se baitho. Dada ji aapse kuch baat karni hai.

Dada ji - haa bolo kya kahna hai.

Mai- akele me thoda.
Dada ji thoda side aa gye aur bole kya hai bolo.

Mai- aap koi bahut bade sadhu mahatma ko jaante hai koi annushtan karta ho. Ya koi bahut bada tantrik ko.

Dada ji- tumhe kya jarurat padd gyi.

Mai- bass kuch hai aisa joh mujhe nhi pata but wohi bata sakte hai.

Dada ji- ha mai ek ashram jata hu. Hamari pori phidhi hi unko mann deti hai aur kabhi koi hamare upar wipda aayi hai toh unhone hi sabb thik kiya hai.

Mai- thik hai abb mai joh dunga woh aap sirf aapne wishawsi aadmi ko de aur uss ashram me jaane ko kahe kyunki aap ya ham me se koi jaa nhi sakta avi.

Dada ji- yaadi koi bahut jaruri kaam hai toh mai jaa sakta hu.

Mai- aap jaa sakte ho toh yeh aur v accha hai. Aap ruko me deta hu sabkuch likh ke.

Mark v sab saman le ke aaya aur maine table parr rakha aur apna hath halka chirr ke dono padd design bana diya aur kuch mantra padha yeh mai akele me karr raha tha. Woh leke main chala gya unke pass aur unhe diya.

Dada ji palat ke dekhne lage aur bole- isme toh kuch nhi hai.

Mai- are aap tension matt lo bass aap waha jana aur bolna AAKAR BANDISH woh khud samjh janyenge. Aur aap aache shadhu mahatma se hi baat karna aur kahna unke hi trah 7- 8 aur shadhu aur trantrik rajtilak se pahle yaha aa jaye.

Dada ji- koi dikkat hai kya.

Mai- nhi anushthan karwana hai. Aap bass yeh kaam karo jaldi se sir 13 dinn ho bacche hai.

Dada ji- thik hai kal hi jata hu mai.

Mai- thik hai abb mujhe aagya de.

Mere jaane ke baad saab relax ho gye.

Dada ji ( mark se) - kyaa isse itna hi gussa aata hai.

Mark- nhi usse tabb hi gussa aata hai jab koi usse cheat karne ki sochta hai chahe chota ho ya bada ya fir uski bhalayi ke liye hi kyu na ho. Aap yadi sab kuch bata de toh thodi derr ke liye uss aadmi ko bahut taklif hogi but usse pata toh hoga kyaa karna hai. Bass wahi mere se galti ho gyi isiliye mujh parr gussa aa gya. Lekin waise bahut nek banda hai. Iske alawa woh hamesha thande dimag se kaam leta hai.

Soha- divvyaa yaar tera bf toh bahut khatranak hai.

Divyaa- haa mujhe pata hai lekin itna hoga yeh muhe nhi pata tha.

Soha- aur woh teri traf ek baar dekha v nhi.

Divyaa- pata nhi dii abb kyaa kahu.

Soha- kyu tu uspe apna hushna ka jaadu chala sabb thik ho jayega.

Divyaa- kyaa dii aap v hamesha ulti sidhi baate. Phir sabb andar chale jaate hai kyuki show is over.

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

. Update-42

Aab aa rahe the hamare bhai sahab yani Abhay bhai ( mann me avi raja bane nhi lekin harkate waisi hi hai rajao wali. )

Bhai- kya hua aapne bulaya hame( dada ji se).

Dada Ji- haa inse milo yeh hi tumhari security dekhenge.

Bhai - thik hai jaisa aap kahe.

Aab aage:-

Mai bahar aane se pahle divyaa ko acche se dekha woh khush lagg rahu thi abb mujhe thoda chain mila usko dekh ki use koi dikkat nhi hai.

Mai bahar aake ruchika ko call kiya. Sala utha hi nhi rahi call. 4-5 baar kiya fir v nhi uthaya. Fir maine Marie ko call kiya.

Marie- hello boss kaise hai.

Mai- mai thik hu tum batao kaisi ho.

Marie- I am fine aur aapne joh kaam diya hai wahi karne ki koshish kar rahi hu 10 din me woh medicine complete ho jayegi. Aur pahle wale ke liye same hai bahut heat chahiye hogi usko banne ke liye.

Mai- okk tum banao tum tension na lo ho jayega tumhara kaam.

Marie- okk. Aapne phone kiya tha kuch kaam tha kya boss??

Mai - haa Ruchika ko call kiya woh utha nhi rahi.

Marie- boss aap mujhe akele le ke gaye the isiliye woh naraz hai.

Mai- okk baat karao usse.
Thodi der me udhar se awaj aati hai.

Ruchika- hello kaun bol raha hai.

Mai- arree yaar maff kar do na kuch jaruri kaam tha isliye Marie ko laya tha aapne sath. Marie se pucho Hamm kahi v kuch mastti nhi ki tumhe lagta hai hum tumhare bina kuch karenge. Tumhe bhorsha nhi hai mujh par.

Ruchika- but isne bola aap ne isse ghumaya apne hatho se khilaya aur v bahut kuch.

Mai- god promise aisa ek v chiz nhi hua bass hamne sath me baith ke khana khaya, woh v apne apne hatho se. Woh tumhara kaat gyi.

Ruchika- boss isee toh me dekhati hu lekin yeh batao phone kyu kiya.

Mai- yarr ek number bheja hai tumhare pass usse track karo aur pata karo kaun hai aur puchtach karne ke liye bolna abhimanyu aur Martha ko. Kal mujhe full details chahiye. Yeh main unhe bol dunga but tum v unhe bol dena.

Ruchika- okk. Boss aap pahuch gaye kahi jaane wale the na.

Mai- haa main avi apne real house par hu.

Ruchika- kya boss aapne hame nhi bataya. Too badd boss. Aisi baate nhi batate fir ham v jaate na.

Mai- yaar gussa mat ho, tumlog v kuch din me idhar hi shift hone wale ho tension na lo.

Ruchika- ohh wow sir aap mujhe apna ghar dikhaoge na.

Mai- yess why not my naughty queen.

Ruchika- main naughty nhi hu.

Mai- okk nhi ho mai jau kuch kamm hai. Avi thodi der pahle hi aya hu.

Ruchika- okk byee apna dhyaa rakhna aur mai yeh gud newa sabko de ke aati hu.

Mai- okk tum sab apna dhyaan rakhna.

Fir mark v bahar aa gya.

Mark- kaisa raha safar.

Mai- thik tha. Team aane wali hai unke rahne ka dekh lena dada ji se baat karke.

Mark- aur yeh joh saamne wala ghar hai woh.

Mai - woh mera personal hai. Tum dada ji se baat karke dekh lena rahne ka.

Mark- okk.

Mai- samna aya.

Mark-haa bhai aa gya.

Mai- chalo dikhao.

Mai room me aya dekha ek se badh ke ek guns thi aise hi nhi 1100 cr. Kharch hue the.

Mai- masst gun hai. Heckler and Koch HK MG4 MG 43 Machine Gun. Range v acchi hai. Bahi khush kar diya tune masst guns magayi hai range v acchi hai firing rate v 900 ke aproxx hai. Aur range toh 1km hai hi mastt hai.

Mai- sniper kaha hai.

Mark- udhar hai.

Mai- masst hai bhai AWM aur Barrett M95 masst hai jahakkas aur hand guns v masst hai. SIG Sauer P320 parabelum 21 round. Glock 17 box magazine 31 round ka. 50 ka lena chahiye.

Mark- bhai thoda heavy ho jata isilye 31 hi kafi hai 4 magazine v rakkhe toh bahut hai.

Mai- okk koi nhi masst guns But ho sake toh drum magazine le aana yeh wapas kar de iska feeding system galat ha glock ka 6 -10-13 -15-17 hai bhai jab tak hoga magazine dalega ek nikal ke dusra samne wala upar.

Mai- sabka drum magazine magana. Sab badhiya ha. Machine gun aur explosive kaha hai. Aur haa Beretta 92 v le ana woh v thik hai badd me security walo ko yahi hand gun de dena.

Mark- okkk. Aao udhar hai rakha hua.

Mai- masttt hai sala tu laya jhakkas hai Bhai. M4 Carbine Commando with M203 Grenade Launcher masst hai chal iska jalwa dekhte hai sala bahar sunn M1919 browning M2 browning manga lena 2-2 aur dono ke 5k-5k bullets.

Mark- bhai itna weapons ka kya karna hai. Sala lagta hai Jung ki taiyari kar rahe ho.

Mai- wahi samajh lo. Explosive v sahi hai chal bahar dekhte hai machine gun ka jalwa. Bahar kuch laga hai practice ke liye.

Mark- haa hai garden me ek side se kone me.

Mai- okk chal magazine utha.
Mark- bhai silnecer andar hai.

Mai- toh kya???

Mark- bhai marwayega kya, pagal matt bann.

Mai- chall inko dikhate hai ki joh yeh sukun se sote hai unke piche kya kya hota hai???

Mark- pagalpanti wali baate na kiya kar.

Mai- are chall na majak kar raha tha bina silencer ke iska dekhan tha kahi over heat toh na ho raha hai.

Mark- chal chal samjh raha hu tu marwayega bhosdike.

Mai- jal chutiye jaldi sala tu bahut bhaukta hai.

Ham bahar aa gye ek kone me practice ke liye thod sa jagah aur equipment bana hua tha.

Mai - sabko inform kar de ki koi react na kare avi ham idhar testing kar rahe hai.

Mark- okk fir mark ne sabko bataya ki idhar testing ho rahi hai koi react na kare.

Fir maine sab assamble kia.

Mai- mark pakada toh.

Mark- bhul toh nhi gya tu joh sikhaya tha.

Mai- lagta tujhe yaad nhi.

Mark- dekhte hai abhi.

Mai- Magazine pakda.

Fir mark ne magazine diya.

Mai- kaan band kar le.

Mark- baap ko maat sikha Bacche paida karna chal chup chala.

Mai-jo agya guru ji.

Mai machine pakda aur chalana chali kiya ek dam jhakkas chala dhadhadhad dhahaahdhaddhadhdhahd dhahddhaddhadhadhaddhad dhadhdhadhadhdhadhdhadhdhadhdhahdhdhhdhdhdhdh isi trah thik ek minute chala aur 6 round khatam hue. Awaj gaand phad thi sabb hadbad gaye honge I guess. It's just insane but machine gun chutiya tha ek hi baar me garam ho gaya. Sala itna paisa kharcha karke sala machine gun thik nhi recoil bahut heavy tha madarjaat avi mark ka gaand fodne ka mann kar raha tha.

Mai- ( gusse me)bhosdiwala 2 number maal ka ke mere ko chipkaya hai tu. Avi ke avi sara maal le ke aa. Chutiya samjha hai kya itna paisa daal ke 2 number maal diya hai. Teri v gaand phodunga aur uss Jhonny ki v madarjaat mujhse cheating. Sala dekh tu aab.

Mark v daar gya kyuki woh bahukbi jaanta tha ki mujhe sirf aur sirf dhokha de sakht nafrat hai. Chahe woh sahi chiz ke liye v kyu na ho, mai fir v gaand for deta hu.

Mark- bhai tu tension na le mai dekhta hu. Avi phone karta hu Jhonny ko.
Jhonny ek pahucha hua criminal hai. Iske link india se le ke pure world me hai. Isse koi v gun, explosive bol do yeh aapko available kara dega. Masst guniune banda hai.

Mark ne jabtak Jhonny ko phone kiya tabtak ghar wale idhar aa chuke the.

Chacha- yeh kiya idhar chal raha hai. Tu kiya samjh raha hai apne aap ko.( Mere se) kyuki mere hath me banduk thi aur security wale se sab gahrwale sabb jann gye the. Toh woh direct idhar hi aa gaye.

Mai- kya hai( Jhunjhla ke).

Chacha- tu mujhse.

Mark- sirr PLZZ aap shant ho jaye PLZZ iska mood kharab ho gaya hai avi yeh jaldi shant nhi hoga PLZZ bass 2 minute.

Mai- mark chutiye madarjaat samjh nhi aata kya Jhonny ko phone laga. Yaha machli bazar chal raha hi kyaa???

Chacha- yeh kya badtamizi hai???

Mark- sirrr PLZZ, Rajveer bhai aap samjhao inko avi uska mood guniune me kharab hai. Aap jaante ho na kya hoga???

Rajveer- shant ho jaa bhai.( Chacha se) Aaj kisi ki shamat aane wali hai. Sab shant hi rahna iska gussa bahut Khatarnak hai.

Mark ne mere ko phone diya Jhonny tha dusri traff.

Jhonny - hello mark bhai aur maal mangwana hai kya bhai.

Mai- ( gusse me) madarjatt bhosdi ke avi waha aa ke sara maal teri gaand me thush dunga. Lagta hai tere dinn pure hi gye hai.

Jhonny- kon hai be.

Mai- tera baap bol raha hu lagta pichli baar ka bhul gayaa.

Jhonny- arre bhai aap aapne khast kyu kiya phone karne mujhe bulwa lete mai aa jata.

Mai-( gusse me) tere dinn pure ho gye lagta hai Jhonny tune kya socha tu 2 number maal pakda dega aur mujhe pata nhi chalega. Bacchu galti kar di tune tera number aa gya lagta hai tu gaya beta.
Jhonny- bhai maine A1 maal dene ko bola tha bhai PLZZ ek moka do PLZZ mai sabb sahi karta hu na plzzz bhai.

Mai- dekh tu apna banda hai isiliye main tere ko bakass dunga but jisne gaddari ki hai woh mujhe chahiye shaam tak warna tu behtar samjhta hai.

Jhonny- haa bhai pakka sham tak.

Mai- mark saara saaman security se bulwal ke yah arange kara 10 minute hai tere pass yadi 1 minute late hua toh....

Mark- bhai 5 minute me ho jayega.

Mai- gud jaa jaldi.
Sabko mark ne pahle hi thodi durr par bitha diya tha garden area me.

Idhar

Chacha- yeh pagal hai kyaa aise koi karta hai.

Rajveer- bhai yeh sahi me pagal hai. Iske jaisa koi nhi. Isske naam se v bahut aadmi mutt dete hai. Yeh sirf uncle ke kahne se aaya hai.

Chacha- aisa kya naam hai joh sabb darr jate hai.

Rajveer- iska naam kahi v nhi liya jata hai yaa toh iski file kahi high officials ke pass milegi ya fir kahi nhi. Puri duniya isko khoj rahi hai kuch ko malum hoga ke yeh kaun hai but koi v isko touch karne se pahle 100 baar sochta hai. Yeh jaisa karta hai karne de. Yeh bata tujhe pata tha ki idhar assassin aa rahe hai.

Chacha- nhi

Rajveer - soch iski pahuch kaha tak hogi ki isko malum hoga ki idhar assain's aaye hai.

Chacha- haa bhai.

Idhar ladki ke side me

Soha- yeh pagal hai kya koi aise gun chalata hai kyaa sab kitna darr gaye the.

Bhabhi- haa sacchiii sach me iska koi srew dhila hai. But soha dekh toh hai kitna handsome tu bole toh baat karu.

Soha- bhabhi plzzzz aisi baate mat karo. Aur iss sanki se mai nhi karne wali kuch v.

Divyaa - dii woh sanki nhi hai, abb kuch matt bolna unke baare me. Nhi toh main baat nhi karungi aapse.

Soha- aiiee pagal hai kya tera toh pahle se bf hai na. Fir tu dusra chiiii chiii kitni gandi ladki hai tu.

Divyaa- dii kuch v mat bolo. Yeh wahi jiske saath mai uss dinn thi. Aap aab mat bolna PLZZ kuch v.

Ruhi- acha achha ham apne jija ji ke liye koi v galat word use nhi karenge.

Divyaa- diiiiii.... Plzzzzz.

Ruhi- abb kya hua meri rani ko. Abb kyu munh phula liya.
Idhar aise hi ruthna manana chalta raha aur idhar dada ji aur sabhi shant baith ke sab kuch dekhne lage.

Mark idharr sab kuch karne laga jab sab arrange ho ke 5 table parr lage aur kuch samaan side me rakhe gaye toh sabki aankhe phatti phatti rah gyi.

Chacha- yeh kyaa hai bhai???

Munh khole saab dekh rahe the.

Aahana- dii dii udhar dekho aap sabb.

Sab- yeh kyaa hai????

Soha- itne saare guns wow yaar so cool. Dii chalo na ek ham v chalate hai.

Ruhi- chup chap yaha baith ek v pagal wala kaam kiya na toh....

Soha- plzzz diii plzzz plzzz pahli baar maine dekha ek baar chalau plzzz.

Ruhi - chup chap khadi rah yaha. Jayda Chiu chapad ki ek laga dungi kaan ke niche. Soha munh fula ke baith gyi.

Maine harek ko mark ko assemble kare gun me harek ko check karta gya. Usme se aadhe guns ,rifles aur shot guns sab check kiye sabb faltu the. Explosive check karr nhi sakta tha check nhi kiya.

Mera dimag sanak gya. Maine sab guns ek traf fek ke siddha ko gale se pakad ke utha liya ek haath se. Saab yeh dekh ke daar gaye aur sakthe me aa gye. Joh ladys baithi thi woh aur darr gyi khass kar ruhii dii aur aahana. Mera pal pal gussa badhta jaa raha tha. Mark chatpata raha tha. Sabb security gurads ki yeh dekh ke faatt gyi. Madarjatt. Rajveer uncle darr darr ke dhire dhire meri traf aaye usse chudane ke liye. Mera hath pakda maine sirf jhataka hath aur woh durr jaa girre.
Meri ek awaj pure garden me ek sard aur gusse wali awaj gunji. Jisne v sunni sabki darr ke phatt gyi sabke raunye khade ho gye.

Mai- markk what you have done??? You know that???

Maine mark ko faink diya. Woh kuch durr jaa gira.

Mai-( jorr se) mark I think you don't know yess yess you don't know. Mark tum yeh bhul kaise kar sakte ho. No no iski saza tumhe milegi.

Mark- ( darr ke aur ladkhadati awaj me) yess yess lorrrrddddd i... i ...i.. deessservvve thhhhat.

Mai- oooffffoo maaarkkkk.

Maine uske pass gya aur sidha ek hath pakda aur kicha apni traf aur 2 ungli ghuma di gle ke pass.

Mai- mark you have only 5 minutes. Tum sach batao ya fir mai koi dusra tarika apnau.

Mark- ( dard bhari awaj me) myy lorrddd u know that I..iii... never cheated you.

Mai- then how its happen mark howw???
.
Idhar sabki fati padi thi aahana becahri baccho ke jaise rone hi lagi. Aur sabb soch rahe the mark aise ghutne par baith ke maafi kyu mang raha hai. Sabb hang ho gye literally. Woh mere picche the mera dhyaan unn padd nhi tha. Ruhhii dii v darr gyii thi. Chacha ko laga accha hua isse jayda bahas nhi ki.

Idhar dada ji jante the main apna kaam karr raha hu but unhe surf baccho ki tension thi woh soch rahe the kya asar hoga lekin woh chah rahe the woh v dekhe aur samjhe aage aane wale time me woh jayda daare na.

Mai- mark you have only 2 minutes.

Mark- aap joh karna chahe karr sakte hai but you know I am always you sincere armyman. Mai aapko kabhi dhokha nhi de sakta never ever.

Mark isse baad gaand faad chillya aur sabb ka halak hi Sukh gaya awaj sunn ke jaha pahle aahana dari aur roo rahi thi aabb woh burii trah saham gyi sath me Ruhi dii ke sath sabhi. Chachi chacha dada saree pariwar ke sath joh security wale sunn paa rahe the sabb ki halak hi sukh gyi joh jaha the wahi khade rahe. Thodi derr me jab thoda sambhle tab tak mere ko ek koi dhakel ke mark ke pass gya yeh ruhii dii thi.

Ruhi- tumhare andar dil nhi hai kya tumne isko aise kyu mara. Aap( mark se) aap shant ho jaiye PLZZ. Aaram se. Tum kya munh dekh rahe ho thik karna nhi aata toh marte kyu ho.

Aise koi mujhe dhakel ke aage nikal mujhe kuch samajh hi nhi aya mai toh bhul hi gaya tha mere piche saab hai. Ohh hell no yeh maine kya karr diya. Maine pahatk se mark ko pakda aur lock khol di gardan parr ki woh pasine se tarbatar ho gaya tha. Wahi let ke woh saanse lene laga.

Ruhi - tumm janwar ho ek dam janwar koi aise karta hai.

Mai- sorry woh dhyaan nhi raha aaplog piche ho. Aab se akele me karunga.

Ruhi- pagal ho kyaa??? Dimaag jagah parr hai ya nhi, woh v bech khayi hai.

Mai- nhi uske toh paise nhi milte na isilye nhi bechii. Haahhahhhahah. Mai thoda cool dikhne ki koshish karr raha tha but mera popat ho gya.

Ruhi- tum sahi me pagal ho tum apna ilazz karao.
Mark tabtak sambhal gaya tha.

Mark- aap log kuch na kahe sahi me meri galti thi. Mujhe toh punishment milni hi thi. Sorry aap logo joh disturb kiya aur taklif di.

Mai- I am also sorry but yeh mera tarika hai kaam karne ka.

Ruhi- ( gusse me) yeh kaam karne ka tarika hota hai. Isse accha aadmi majduri kare.

Mark- madam aap galat samj rahi hai.

Ruhi- daarne ki jarurat nhi tumhe yeh log aise hi hote hai.

Mai- kya ham log aise hi hote hai. Kyaa???? Aap apne aapko samjh kya rakha hai. Aap bole jaa rahi hai tabhi se. Aapko kuch nhi malum hai.


Ruhi - tum iske boss ho bass apna raub jhadna chahte ho that you are the boss know.

Mai- main aur raub hahahahh hahahhaha hahahhaha haha aapko sach me kuch nhi malum aaiye main batata hu. Yeh saare guns aur equipments hai 2 number matlab low quality ke saman. Inhe carry kaun karta mere security ke aadmi aur yaadi yeh material kharab hai toh unke marrne ke chances jayda honge jab v kabhi fight hui toh. Woh marenge alag aur unka pura pariwar kaun dekhega bataye aap baade logo ko bass security chahiye aur unn security provide karne wale aadmi ke sath kiya hota hai aapko kuch lena dena nhi. Unka pura pariwar sadak par bhatakta ya fir bhukhe marta. Aap yaha jitni guns dekh rahi hai utna utna addmi marre jaate. Yeh aage se aisi galti na kare isiliye isse punishment mili thi. Jaise army man's ko milti hai. Yaadi avi main check nhi karta aur rajtilak ke dinn casualty ho jaati toh main toh safely nikal jata but aaplog maare jate samjhi aap. Avi yeh iska sabak tha aage se aisa kbhi nhi karega yaadi aaj isko saza mili hai toh. Baat karti ho raub jhadne ka.

Yeh sabb sunke kuch loog santusht hue aur joo darr rahe the woh v samjh gaye yeh mera kaam karne ka tarika hai aur yadi ek galti hui toh saab maare jayenge.
Ruhi dii v Sharmiinda thi.

Ruhi- sorry meri badtamizi ke liye.

Mai- mai janta hu aap bahut acchi hai isiliye aapko uska dukh nhi dekha gaya. Aapko maafi mangne ki jarurat nhi hai.

Mai- aaplogo se v maafi mangta hu but yeh hamara kaam karne ka tarika hai. Aaplog daare na. Aaram se rahe.

Rajveer uncle v sambhal gaaye the aur bole- koi baat nhi hota hai hota hai.

Mujhe kuch yaad aaya maine bola. Mark 2 white chota kapda aur ek chaaku yaha le ke aao.

Mark- lata hu.

Mai- aap log aaram se baitho. Dada ji aapse kuch baat karni hai.

Dada ji - haa bolo kya kahna hai.

Mai- akele me thoda.
Dada ji thoda side aa gye aur bole kya hai bolo.

Mai- aap koi bahut bade sadhu mahatma ko jaante hai koi annushtan karta ho. Ya koi bahut bada tantrik ko.

Dada ji- tumhe kya jarurat padd gyi.

Mai- bass kuch hai aisa joh mujhe nhi pata but wohi bata sakte hai.

Dada ji- ha mai ek ashram jata hu. Hamari pori phidhi hi unko mann deti hai aur kabhi koi hamare upar wipda aayi hai toh unhone hi sabb thik kiya hai.

Mai- thik hai abb mai joh dunga woh aap sirf aapne wishawsi aadmi ko de aur uss ashram me jaane ko kahe kyunki aap ya ham me se koi jaa nhi sakta avi.

Dada ji- yaadi koi bahut jaruri kaam hai toh mai jaa sakta hu.

Mai- aap jaa sakte ho toh yeh aur v accha hai. Aap ruko me deta hu sabkuch likh ke.

Mark v sab saman le ke aaya aur maine table parr rakha aur apna hath halka chirr ke dono padd design bana diya aur kuch mantra padha yeh mai akele me karr raha tha. Woh leke main chala gya unke pass aur unhe diya.

Dada ji palat ke dekhne lage aur bole- isme toh kuch nhi hai.

Mai- are aap tension matt lo bass aap waha jana aur bolna AAKAR BANDISH woh khud samjh janyenge. Aur aap aache shadhu mahatma se hi baat karna aur kahna unke hi trah 7- 8 aur shadhu aur trantrik rajtilak se pahle yaha aa jaye.

Dada ji- koi dikkat hai kya.

Mai- nhi anushthan karwana hai. Aap bass yeh kaam karo jaldi se sir 13 dinn ho bacche hai.

Dada ji- thik hai kal hi jata hu mai.

Mai- thik hai abb mujhe aagya de.

Mere jaane ke baad saab relax ho gye.

Dada ji ( mark se) - kyaa isse itna hi gussa aata hai.

Mark- nhi usse tabb hi gussa aata hai jab koi usse cheat karne ki sochta hai chahe chota ho ya bada ya fir uski bhalayi ke liye hi kyu na ho. Aap yadi sab kuch bata de toh thodi derr ke liye uss aadmi ko bahut taklif hogi but usse pata toh hoga kyaa karna hai. Bass wahi mere se galti ho gyi isiliye mujh parr gussa aa gya. Lekin waise bahut nek banda hai. Iske alawa woh hamesha thande dimag se kaam leta hai.

Soha- divvyaa yaar tera bf toh bahut khatranak hai.

Divyaa- haa mujhe pata hai lekin itna hoga yeh muhe nhi pata tha.

Soha- aur woh teri traf ek baar dekha v nhi.

Divyaa- pata nhi dii abb kyaa kahu.

Soha- kyu tu uspe apna hushna ka jaadu chala sabb thik ho jayega.

Divyaa- kyaa dii aap v hamesha ulti sidhi baate. Phir sabb andar chale jaate hai kyuki show is over.

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