Incest Anokha badla (Love me till the end)

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[Nevil singh]

Update-7 A

next day morning 6:00 Am ka alarm baja

dii ne alarm off kiya aur washroom me chalo gayi. Bathroom se aane ke baad dii ne mujhe uthaya.
RUhi- babu utho naa.subah ho gayi 7 bajne wale hai.
main- dii aap itna jaldi kaise uth jate ho aao na yaha mere pass so jao. Maine dii ko kich ke aapne pass sula liya.
Dii- aucch koi aise karta hai apni bahan ke sath.
main- dii bass thori deri aur .
Ruhi bas ektak apne bhai ko dekh rahi aur aasu baha rahi thi, wo apne us Masum bhai ko bahut salo se miss kar rahi thi jab prthibi apne Mahal chorkar dusre jagah shift hua toh apne bete ko badlne ki kosis karne laga jis umar me log khilone se khalte hai apne bhai bahan ke sath school jate hai apni zidd par aade rahte us umar me karn apne papa ke sath kam siktha tha. Uske pita use aadmii milna bolna kaise attract karna kaise kya karna kaise apne chijo ke easily bechna hai kaise kisi ko baato me fasana hai ye sab wo bechara sikh raha tha. Dhire dhire khilone ki jagah jasusi gadgets ne leli . Uski masumiyat ki jagah ab chalaki ne le li but uske pitna ne sayad sahi kiya unhe sayad pahle se pata tha ki ye sahi me ek raja ke yogya hai aur asli rajgaddi ka waris hai. But kuch aadmi wirodh karte the iska kyoki wo itna Masum dikhta tha aur bato se v masumiyat jhalakati thi isliye bahut aadmi ko lagta koi v ise murkh bana sakta tha. Karn se chote hua karte the wo isko murkh bana ke karn ka saman le lete. Ruhi apne aasu pachte hue sochne lagi mera bhai pahle hi accha tha wo masumiyat wo bachpana fir aa jaye toh accha hoga but Ruhi janti thi aisa aab nhi ho ho sakta woh pahle wala karn nhi raha. Bhale hi woh dusre ke samane Masum banne ka natak karta ho but Ruhi janti thi ki asli me ki uski masumiyat jo aab hai wo bas uski chalaki ko chipane ke liye hai. Ruhi karn ko apni baaho me bhar leta hai aaj bhi wahi same feeling jon baar baar karn ko apni baho me bharne ke baad hota hai. Ruhi ka dil bahot joron se dhakne laga. Yeh feeling use bachpan se aati thi uske pata nhi ye kaise ajib feeling hai. Isi feeling ki wajah se wo kabhi karn se alag nhi hoti yaha tak ki iss wajah se Ruhi karn ko apne hi paas rakhti. Suru suru me karn ko lekar Ruhi sabse lad jati apni maa bahno se v.
Yeh feeling sayad hamesa sath rahne ki wajah se hai ye prem hai woh aage pata chalega?????
Ruhi avi v karn ki baho me thi aur dhere dhere satke karn ki baaho me sakun ke sath so gayi.
Thori der baad soha room me enter karti hai aur dono ko ek dusre aise baho behar ke sote hue dekhti hai pahle uske chahre par muskan aa jati phir na jane kitne bahw aate kabhi jalan ka kabhi gussa ka kabhi dhuk ka. Yaar koi v iss samay soha ko dekhta toh wo pagal ho jata itne sare expression ek sath OMG!!! Phir apne dukh ko chupate hue Ruhi ko utati hai aur breakfast banne chali jati hai phir dii mujhe uthati hai.
Ruhi- utho na babu aab dekho 8 bajne wale hai phir school me v admission karane ko jana hai.
main- dii admission ke liye kabhi v ja sakte hai thori der aur sone Dona
KArn itni masumiyat se bolta hai iss bar toh Ruhi ko lagta hai ki wahi chota karn hai. Thori der Ruhi karn ko dekhti phir kiss karne lagti hai gaal par gaal ko chusne aur chatne lagti hai jaise icecream ho jabtak Ruhi karn ko aise nhi uthayi tabtak woh majal hai uth jaye never.
main- umm dii(nind me hi) main koi ice cream nhi hu aur Ruhi ko apni aur khucta hai aur uske upar chad jata hai phair Ruhi ki dhadkan badne lagta hai dhire dhire jaise karn apna munh Ruhi ke pass laa raha tha waise waise hi Ruhi ki dhadkane tej ho rahi thi. Ruhi apni aankhe band kar late hai aab karn uske paass aa chuka tha uske feel hota karn ki garm sanson se wo v Ruhi ke uper chad ke ice cream khane ke andaj me Ruhi ke gaal chatta aur chusta hai. Ruhi ek alag hi feeling aati hai use isme bahut maja aa raha tha aur ek sukun v usse aisa feel ho raha tha ki bhar jindgi aise hi rahe. Pure 10 min ke baad use karn apni didi ko chorta hai aur dekhta hai toh aisa dekhte rah jata hai aankhe band ki hui pura laal - gulabbi chehra karn dhere dher fir se aage badhta hai itni der me Ruhi ne aankhe khol li thi iss baar Ruhi ki dhadkane aur tej ho gayi pahle se v kayi jayda jab sanse ek dusre se takrti hai toh Ruhi soch me gum ho jati hai ki aab karn kya karne wala hi itna der me karn ke hoth Ruhi ke hoth pe rakh deta hai Ruhi apni soch me jo gum gayi thi kahi wo turnant wapas aayi hai jaise feel hota hai ki karn ke hoth uske hoth pe lag chuke pahle uski aankhe hairat se phail jati phir paat kyo karn ke hatane kosis nhi karti. Idhar karn hoth rakhte hi pahle feel karta hai Ruhi ke hote fir icream kahne ke andaj pahle choosta hai chat ta hai jibh ko v chusne lagta hai
Ruhi ko is khel me maza aane lagta hai uske dil ko pahle se v kai guna tript ho jata ye chij uske aatma ko chu leti hai aur karn ka sath dene lagti hai kuch hi der me dono ki saans phulne lagti hai jab dono alag hote hai toh jab dono ko aishas hota hai ki avi wo kya kar rahe the dono aankhe churane lagte aur karn ko guilty feel hone lagta hai pahli baar karn se aisa galti ho gyi ya pata nhi uska dil aisa karne ko kah raha tha pata nhi but uss us time accha lag raha tha aab guilt ke karan aapna sar jhukaye hue tha aur sorry bolke apne room me bhag jata hai.

Awesome update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-7B

karn sidha apne me ja ke door band karta hai aur wahi door ke pass baith ke sochne lagta kaise ye galti ho gayi. Main main khud ko rok nhi paya, jab use wo Ahsas yaad ata hai kiss karte time ka toh aaj karn ka v dil thori der ke liye us ahsas ko mahsus karke dhadka vo v bahut teji se. Karn ko pahli baar aisa feeling aa rahi thi toh use pata nhi iss felling ko kya naam de. Fir in sab bato ko soch hi raha tha karn ki usse Ruhi ki yaad aati hai uski ankho se aansu niklne lagte hai usse aisa lagta hai aab dii use kabhi baat nhi karengi woh mann me sochta yaadi dii usse baat nhi karegi tho wo toh maar hi jayega woh bachpan se le ke aaj tak sirf aur sirf uski jindgi Ruhi hi rahi pahle Ruhi phir koi aur. Aab karn ko andar hi andar ek dar satane laga ki yaadi dii ne usse baat nhi ki toh usse aaj ke baad pyar nhi kiya toh karn ke aankhon phir se aansu aa jate hai. Phir sochta hai kaise v karke wo manayega dii ko kuch v ho jaye nhi toh wo mar hi jayega apni dii ke bagair.

wahi dusri taraf Ruhi pahle shock me thi phir usse yaad ata hai ki abhi kya hua hai toh woh us feeling me fir se kho jaati hai. Kuuch der aise sochne ke baad Ruhi ke honthon pe muskurahat aa jati aur kahti "'"ek dam Badmash ho gaya hai apni dii kohi honth pe kiss kar liya. Maine kyo nhi roka aisa laga jaise mai barso se hii iss chiz ka intzar kar rahi thi main kya main karn se pyaar karti hu no no wo mera bhai me kaise. Fir woh feeling kaise thi. Kya sach me me pyar karti hu karn se nope aisa kabhi nhi ho sakta. Mera babu bigar gaya hai usko sudharna parega. Use toh main kuch kah v nhi paungi. Thora natak karke usko daant laga dungi phir mana lungi ye thik rehaga. Na! Na! Na! Use yaadi bura lag gaya toh phir mujhse baat nhi kari toh main toh uske bina ek pal v nhi rah sakti. Kya karu ! Kya karu; sach me kya mera babu bigar gaya hai. Chalo kyo nii thora sa utni saa( haat me ek ungli ki nikhun dusri nakun par rakhte hue kaha ) sant dungi phir use mana lungi. Yeh sahi rahega. """". Fir Ruhi uth ke bathroom chali jati hai fresh hoke kitchen me jati hai toh dekhti hai Soha kuch banane ka try kar rahi thi but usse nhi ho raha tha toh has ke kahti hai tujhe nhi hone wala bass tu dhud garam kar le ya milk shake bana le aur sath me juice v bass itna kar de baad baki min khud kar lungi. Ruhi soha ko instruction de ke nasta banane lagti hai.
IDhar karn v phata phat ready hote hue sochta hai avi dii gusse me hogi raat ko baat karunga ha yeh sahi rahega tabtak dii thora sant v ho jayegi.""
tabhi niche se soha sabko awaj deti hi breakfast ban gaya hai sab niche aa ke ek dusre good morning wish karte hain. Breakfast karne lagte hai. But do aadmi aaj awkwardly behave kar rahe the ek Ruhi ek karn ek dusre se najre chura rahe the soha ye notice karti hai but woh ye sochti hai ki na yeh sapne v nhi ho sakta dii wo v chote se naraj impossible. Phir apne khayal ke ek traf jatak kar khane lagti hai"" idhar karn speed me khata hai aur rajveer ko bahar garden me milne ko kah ke chal deta hai. Karn ke jane ke baad soha ke maan me kuch aata hai usse raha nhi gay toh usne Ruhi se puch hi liya
soha - dii kya aap chote ko daanta hai aap usse naraj hai.
ruhi- n...a..hhhi toh a...i..sa kuch nhi hai
Soha - toh phir aap hakla kyu rahi ho.
aaj apne apne hatho se use khilaya v nhi.
Ruhi kuch soch ke use ek accha bahana mil gaya wahi soha ko chipka deti hai.
Ruhi- woh aj thora tension mai hai kyoki aj wo job ki baat karne ja rahi hai pahli baar. Toh use lagta hai ki koi use job nhi dega isiliye thora tension me hai.
soha- OOO aisi baat hai mujhe kuch aur hi laga.
ruhi- aise bolne se sakpaka jati hai aur soha ko daant deti hai - ae tujhe bahut kuch lagta hai chotu tere kaan khichungi na taab tu sudhragi. Chal chup chap nasta kar.
SOha- kya dii aap v mai toh aise hi puch aap gussa kyo hoti ho sorry baba sorry nhi kahungi ab kuch.
Ruhi- chal apni nautanki band kar aur kha ke hamlogo ke documents de aana aaj admission karane jana hai isiliye usse de dena aur yaad v dila dena babu ko aur mujhe kitchen me kuch kaam hai.
aab Ruhi ko yakin ho gaya daal me kuch kala nhi puri daal kali hi kali hai. Aaj tak aisa kuch hua nhi yeh phir aj dono ko kya ho gaya hai kuch pata nhi. Soha daar se Ruhi se kuch nhi puchti aur saab apna apna breakfast karke apne jagah lag jate hai. Rajveer bahar aya hai toh karn ko aise hi tahlte hue dekta hAin toh use yaad ata hai ki karn ne usse bulaya tha karn ke pass jabke usko wahi chair pe baithe ko kahta hai.
rajveer- hai bolo beta koi kaam tha kya .
Main- nhi uncle wo kya hain na ki school me admission karwana tha yaadi ap baat kar lete toh.
rajveer- are kya karte ho waha ka principal mera dost hai maine use pahle hi kah diya hai bas tum document le jaana aur admission turant hi ho jayega.
Main- thanks uncle aur woh secretary aur company kaa kam kaha tak pahucha.
rajveer- aab ho gaya hai bas das din me tumhari company chalu ho jayegi yahi pas me hi ek chota sa ghar dekha usi ko office bana lenge aur sath me ek waha sapce hai toh maine socha ek acha khasa hotel bana lu with restaurant waha kyoki yatri waha ayenge toh yaha kaam hi hotels hai toh socha banwa lu.
karn- haa ye thik rahega. Paise kitne lagenge.
Rajveer- tum paise ki chinta kyon karte ho yeh meri taraf se please na mat karna wahi company jitna percentage hoga. Utna aur yeh hotel aur restaurant tumhare naam se hoga isme main koi na nhi sunna chahta.
karn- par uncle
rajveer-(bich me hi bolte hue) main kuch v nhi sun na chahta maine sari bate mani na toh fir aisa koi baat ab mat karna jisse mera dil tut jaye issi trah baat karte hue bahut bolne ke baad aakhir kar karn maan hi jata hai iske liye.
karn- secretary kab tak aayegi.
rajveer- saam tak aa jayegi.
OOkk toh uncle main chalta hu. Karn andar jaake documents leta hai. Aur school jaa ke admission karwake aane samay use ek math( Buddhist log jaha puja karte hai) dikhta hai.
Karn uske andar jata hai uss samay waha puja chal rahi thi. Waha us math ka sabse siddh pujari puja kar raha tha jaise hi karn enter karta use kuch exited feel hota hai woh pujari aankhe kholta hai toh karn ko dekhta hai use sab samajh aa jata hai usi samay pujari ke chahre par muskan aa jati hai aur kuch dukh ke bhaw. Fir woh uth ke waha se karn ke pass ata hai. Us pujari ko karn ke pass dekh ke pure math ke guru aur bacche sab ascharya me par jate hai ki pujari ji jo hamesa kisi se baat nhi karte woh ek mamuli ladke se baat kar rahe hai.
pujari- kya hua beta yaha kyo aaye ho
Main- bas baba yaha aane ka man kiya aa gaya. Aur yaha aa ke man ek dam sant ho gaya .
PUjari- toh phir tumhara jab man kare aa jana yaha. Yaha toh sab aate hai. Kya tumhe math dekhna hai.
main- haa kyu nhi jarur dekhunga. Maaf karna baba maine toh aapke bare me kuch nahi pucha. Aap yaha kya karte ho.
Pujari- yaha main puja karwata hu.
main- ohh. ... Main karn yaha naya hu.
pujari aur karn phir sath chalne lagte hai aur pujari math dikhane lagta hai karn ko. Sab ke sab pure math me ye baat phail gyi ki mahaguru yuyutsu ( pujari ka naam) kisi ko math ghuma rahe he sab karn ko dekhne ke liye utsuk ho jate hai ki aisa kaun aa gaya ki khud mahaguru khud use ghuma rahe phir jab karn ko dekhte hai toh ascharya me pad jate hai.
phir aise karn library me pahuch jata waha ajibo karib bhasa me kitabe dekhta hai karn toh kuch samajh nhi aata.
MAin- ye kya likha hua baba.
Mahaguru ( ab pujari ko mahaguru likha hai)- aise main toh mujhe ye sab kuch Batana hoga. Aise toh nhi ho sakta haa magar yaha jadaytar kitabe tin bhasaye me likhi hai aur kuch do bhasaye me total panch bhasaye me yaha likhi hui kitab hai. yadi tum paancho bhasaye sikh lo toh tum kuch v yaha is Library me padh sakate ho. Toh kya tum sikhna chahoge.
karn thora sochte hue phir haa bolta aur kal saam ko 1-2 ghante aane ke liye raji ho jata hai aur mahaguru use apna kaksh( room) v dikhate hai aur kahte hai jab main Math me naa Milu toh yaha aa jana. Uske baad karn waha se ghar wapsa aa jata hai..

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[Soku74]

Update-26

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.
Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.
Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Aab aage:-.........

Toh aaisi hua flashback.

Unsabka boss waha kursi par baith gaya aur sab uske aage piche.

Waha jo 2 admi the unme se ek aataku aur ek Pandey ji the.

Gboss- sala toh kya tu iss ilake ka dada hai.

Mai- (mann me) sala yeh accha mauka hai sara frustration nikalne kaa isse use gadhe dada ki wajah se jo hua. Ohhh sorryyy sorryyy mafff karna . Jo dada ji ke karan plan fail hua. Uska bharas nikalne ka yeh sahi jagah hai. Warna aage pata nhi kisi ko par gaya mere hath ka toh gaya. Chalo sala thoda dada banke dekhte hai.

Mai- beta idhar aana.
Ek gunda ke karn ke pass aaya. Yeh laga 1-2-3-4-5 jhapad ek bad ek.

Karn- beta apne dada se aise baat karte hai.

G1- aiii tune mujhe mara.

Karn- aiii karke baat krta hai apne dada se. Yahi sanskar diye hai tumhe hamne.
Yeh laga gunde 2 char mukkaa wahi behos.

Fir ek piche se marne hi wala tha karn usko pakad leta hai.

Karn- apne dada par hatyar uthata hai. Tere dadi ko pata chalega toh kitna dukh hoga.
Yeh gunde ko laga 4-5 phatke.

G-2- maaf kar do dada ji abb nhi hog.

Karn- fir galti karega.
Yeh 2-4 phatke kha ke dusra v behosh.

G3 aur G4 ek sath aate hai. Karn jeepsy ke paass ja ke pully chain kich ke sidha G3 par phekta hai. Button daba deta hai sidha jeepsy ke bumpher par girta hai. G3 ke hath jo hatiyar le ke.

Karn- yeh gay bahise ke gale me accha lagta tere pass kaya kar raha hai.

Usi se karn ne diya 4-5 phatke.

G3 - maff karde bhai abb se aisa nhi hoga.

Karn- kyaa dada ko bhai bolta hai. Teri baap ko pata chala toh teri maa par sakh karega. Tu apni maa ke baare me aisa bolta hai.

Yeh lage 5-6 phatke ek sath. Ek mauka sar pe sar baunat pe laga. Yeh v behosh.

G4 yeh dekhe susu kar deta hai pant me.

Idhar Shruti sochti hai kya banda hai. Usne life me aisa daring banda nhi dekha tha. Jab karn ko ek baar upar se niche tak dekhti hai toh karn full black me tha. Black t- shirt black jeans black shoes. Upar se niche full black. Uppar se 8 abs body sarir full cut dikh raha tha jab maar raha tha. Jab shruti karn ko acche se dekhti hai toh uska niche gila ho jata. Aaj pata nhi shruti ke collage ke baad first time tha jab aise gili hui.

Karn ka dhyan bich me ek baar Shruti par jata hai. Shruti karn ke aankh me dekhti hai aur usi me kho jati hai. Shruti ko apane andar kuch ajib mahsus hota hai pata nhi kya.

Pandey ji- waah kya nishana lagaya( jab karn pulley chain phekta hai G3 ki traf) hai.

Aataku- aise bahut khubiya bas aap show ka maza lo.
Aataku aur pandey ek kone me baith jate hai.

G4 ke pass ja ke

Karn- itna bada gadha ho gaya aur abhi tak susu kar raha pant me.

Sala aise toh koi v darr jayega itne aadmi ko dekh ke koi banda na dare. Aur bina dare dhoye jaye bina wajah sala koi v darr jayega.

Fir karn ne lagaya 2-4 jhapda aur 2- 4 mukke. Issi bich G5 bich me bolta hai.

Karn- jab 2 bade baat kare toh bich me nhi bolna chahiye. Yahi sikhaya tere ko. Isko v laga yeh ek ke baad 4 phatke.

G5 - maff kardo dada ji.

Karn- tumlog kutte ki dum ho sudhroge nhi isliye ilaj karna padega. Ek ke baad 7-8 phatke laga. Aur yeh behosh.

Fir karn G4 karn ke traf jata hai toh G4 natak karke behosh ho jata hai.

Boss yeh sabb dekh ke pagal ho jata hai apne 2 sabse acche pahalwan ko bhejta hai.
Pandey - lagta hai apne dada ki jayda hi ijjat karta hai.

Aataku- khak ijjat karta hai yeh Bahut darta hai apne dada se.

Pandey- kyaaa????

Aataku- haa

G6 aur G7 ek sath hamle karte hai. Inki v dhuniyi hoti hai.

G6 ,G7 - (ek sath) sorry dada ji.

Karn - sarkari school me padh ke English jhadega.
Yeh pata pat pata pat dono ko lag raha tha.

Pandey ji- iss show ki ticket toh mai black me kharidta.

Aataku- dekhiye aage aage hota hai kya.

G6- maff kar dijiye dada ji.

G7- mujhe v maff kar dijiye dada ji.

Karn- do laga Toh sidha ho gaya . English se sidha Hindi accha hai.

Itni der me G7 ko mauka mil gaya wo bhag ke Gboss ke pass gaya aur bola.

G7- dada ji marenge Khishak lo.

Gboss ko gussa aa gaya aur usne banduk nikal liya aur usko goli mar di aur sab gundo ko ek sath hamla karne ko kaha.

Karn ne sabka wahi haal kiya. Jitna v the sabko pit pit ke adhmara kar diya.

Gboss ke pass ja ke.

Karn- bol ise kyo kidnap kiya.

Gboss- tujhe kya.

Karn- aee aataku sala isse dekh ke ek kahawat yaad aa gayi.

Aataku- kya be.???

Karn- rassi tute par bal na jaye. Chal bol jaldi kyu pakda.

Issi bich tabtak Pandey ji Shruti aur tawdwe ke rassi khol diya. Jab karn Gboss se baat kar raha tha bechare Tawde ki toh sitti pitti gum ho gyi. But ispe dhyan kisi ka nhi gaya. Gboss pandey ki traf dekhta hai toh pandey kuch isara karta hai.

Gboss ek dam furti se gun karn pe tab deta hai. Issi ka phayda utha ke pandey Gboss ke khopdi me goli maar deta hai. Yeh itna achanak hua kisi ko samajh nhi aaya.

Shruti- tadwe yeh tumne kya kiya.

Tawde- madam apne dekha na kaise wo inpe gun tane hua tha.

Shruti- Tawde itne din police me rah ke kuch rules nhi sikhe.

Tawde- sorry madam.

Shruti- kya sorry madam wo ek lauta gawah tha.

Tawde- sorry madam but mai itne din police me hi kaam kiya hai. So, mujhe jo accha laga maine aapko mere khilaf action lena hai le sakti hai. Jo insan hame bachane aya yaadi wahi mar jata toh ham police me hone ka kya fayda.

Shruti- haa ham samajh gaye bhai. Tum kya kahna chahte ho. Lekin mai yeh kah rahi hu warning de ke v mar sakte the. Abb sari lead kahatam ho gyi.

Isi bich mauka dekh ke karn aur aataku pandey se baat kar ke nikal gaye. Jab gaddi ke bahar jane ki awaj aayi tab shruti ka dhya gaya.

Shruti- OOO pandey ji yeh kya hai. Ye sab aise hi nikal gaye statement wagarah kaha hai. Aise hi bhej diye.

Pandey- sorry madam but wo isi shart par aaye the ki unka kisi v chij me naam nhi aana chahiye.

Shruti-( apne me) ajib aadmi hai yaar. Pandey ji kaisa aadmi hai yaha sab aadmi chota sa naam hone ke liye kya nhi karte yeh mahasay nikal gaye intresting person hai. Pata lagaye inke baare me.

Pandey- ji madam. Lekin jo kahiye action filmi hero se badhiya tha.

Shruti- baat toh hai pandey ji. Chodiye in sab baato ko sab gandgi ko saaf kijiye.
Idhar aataku aur karn ke nikalne ke baad.

Aataku- ek baat samajh nhi aayi yaar. Tu ek minute me hi sab aami ko maar sakta tha lekin yeh khel khelne kya jarurat thi.

Karn- yaar iske 2 kaaran the. Pahla itne din se jo frustration tha wo nikalna tha. Dusra jo hamara asli roop dekh leta toh use marna padta toh begunah nhi na maar sakte hai bass isilye v.

Aataku - aacha socha tune. Lekin saale tune jo dada ke naam pe mara ek daam jhakass comedy type tha.

Yeh log yaha se nikal ke sidha paradize hotel( yeh hotel pahle v aa chuka hai pahle ke update me) delhi me ruke. Jab tak yeh pahuche saam ho chuki thi toh inhone hotel me 2 room book kara kar . Fresh hoke khana kha ke aaram farmane lage.

 

[Raj 88]

Update-26

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.
Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.
Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Aab aage:-.........

Toh aaisi hua flashback.

Unsabka boss waha kursi par baith gaya aur sab uske aage piche.

Waha jo 2 admi the unme se ek aataku aur ek Pandey ji the.

Gboss- sala toh kya tu iss ilake ka dada hai.

Mai- (mann me) sala yeh accha mauka hai sara frustration nikalne kaa isse use gadhe dada ki wajah se jo hua. Ohhh sorryyy sorryyy mafff karna . Jo dada ji ke karan plan fail hua. Uska bharas nikalne ka yeh sahi jagah hai. Warna aage pata nhi kisi ko par gaya mere hath ka toh gaya. Chalo sala thoda dada banke dekhte hai.

Mai- beta idhar aana.
Ek gunda ke karn ke pass aaya. Yeh laga 1-2-3-4-5 jhapad ek bad ek.

Karn- beta apne dada se aise baat karte hai.

G1- aiii tune mujhe mara.

Karn- aiii karke baat krta hai apne dada se. Yahi sanskar diye hai tumhe hamne.
Yeh laga gunde 2 char mukkaa wahi behos.

Fir ek piche se marne hi wala tha karn usko pakad leta hai.

Karn- apne dada par hatyar uthata hai. Tere dadi ko pata chalega toh kitna dukh hoga.
Yeh gunde ko laga 4-5 phatke.

G-2- maaf kar do dada ji abb nhi hog.

Karn- fir galti karega.
Yeh 2-4 phatke kha ke dusra v behosh.

G3 aur G4 ek sath aate hai. Karn jeepsy ke paass ja ke pully chain kich ke sidha G3 par phekta hai. Button daba deta hai sidha jeepsy ke bumpher par girta hai. G3 ke hath jo hatiyar le ke.

Karn- yeh gay bahise ke gale me accha lagta tere pass kaya kar raha hai.

Usi se karn ne diya 4-5 phatke.

G3 - maff karde bhai abb se aisa nhi hoga.

Karn- kyaa dada ko bhai bolta hai. Teri baap ko pata chala toh teri maa par sakh karega. Tu apni maa ke baare me aisa bolta hai.

Yeh lage 5-6 phatke ek sath. Ek mauka sar pe sar baunat pe laga. Yeh v behosh.

G4 yeh dekhe susu kar deta hai pant me.

Idhar Shruti sochti hai kya banda hai. Usne life me aisa daring banda nhi dekha tha. Jab karn ko ek baar upar se niche tak dekhti hai toh karn full black me tha. Black t- shirt black jeans black shoes. Upar se niche full black. Uppar se 8 abs body sarir full cut dikh raha tha jab maar raha tha. Jab shruti karn ko acche se dekhti hai toh uska niche gila ho jata. Aaj pata nhi shruti ke collage ke baad first time tha jab aise gili hui.

Karn ka dhyan bich me ek baar Shruti par jata hai. Shruti karn ke aankh me dekhti hai aur usi me kho jati hai. Shruti ko apane andar kuch ajib mahsus hota hai pata nhi kya.

Pandey ji- waah kya nishana lagaya( jab karn pulley chain phekta hai G3 ki traf) hai.

Aataku- aise bahut khubiya bas aap show ka maza lo.
Aataku aur pandey ek kone me baith jate hai.

G4 ke pass ja ke

Karn- itna bada gadha ho gaya aur abhi tak susu kar raha pant me.

Sala aise toh koi v darr jayega itne aadmi ko dekh ke koi banda na dare. Aur bina dare dhoye jaye bina wajah sala koi v darr jayega.

Fir karn ne lagaya 2-4 jhapda aur 2- 4 mukke. Issi bich G5 bich me bolta hai.

Karn- jab 2 bade baat kare toh bich me nhi bolna chahiye. Yahi sikhaya tere ko. Isko v laga yeh ek ke baad 4 phatke.

G5 - maff kardo dada ji.

Karn- tumlog kutte ki dum ho sudhroge nhi isliye ilaj karna padega. Ek ke baad 7-8 phatke laga. Aur yeh behosh.

Fir karn G4 karn ke traf jata hai toh G4 natak karke behosh ho jata hai.

Boss yeh sabb dekh ke pagal ho jata hai apne 2 sabse acche pahalwan ko bhejta hai.
Pandey - lagta hai apne dada ki jayda hi ijjat karta hai.

Aataku- khak ijjat karta hai yeh Bahut darta hai apne dada se.

Pandey- kyaaa????

Aataku- haa

G6 aur G7 ek sath hamle karte hai. Inki v dhuniyi hoti hai.

G6 ,G7 - (ek sath) sorry dada ji.

Karn - sarkari school me padh ke English jhadega.
Yeh pata pat pata pat dono ko lag raha tha.

Pandey ji- iss show ki ticket toh mai black me kharidta.

Aataku- dekhiye aage aage hota hai kya.

G6- maff kar dijiye dada ji.

G7- mujhe v maff kar dijiye dada ji.

Karn- do laga Toh sidha ho gaya . English se sidha Hindi accha hai.

Itni der me G7 ko mauka mil gaya wo bhag ke Gboss ke pass gaya aur bola.

G7- dada ji marenge Khishak lo.

Gboss ko gussa aa gaya aur usne banduk nikal liya aur usko goli mar di aur sab gundo ko ek sath hamla karne ko kaha.

Karn ne sabka wahi haal kiya. Jitna v the sabko pit pit ke adhmara kar diya.

Gboss ke pass ja ke.

Karn- bol ise kyo kidnap kiya.

Gboss- tujhe kya.

Karn- aee aataku sala isse dekh ke ek kahawat yaad aa gayi.

Aataku- kya be.???

Karn- rassi tute par bal na jaye. Chal bol jaldi kyu pakda.

Issi bich tabtak Pandey ji Shruti aur tawdwe ke rassi khol diya. Jab karn Gboss se baat kar raha tha bechare Tawde ki toh sitti pitti gum ho gyi. But ispe dhyan kisi ka nhi gaya. Gboss pandey ki traf dekhta hai toh pandey kuch isara karta hai.

Gboss ek dam furti se gun karn pe tab deta hai. Issi ka phayda utha ke pandey Gboss ke khopdi me goli maar deta hai. Yeh itna achanak hua kisi ko samajh nhi aaya.

Shruti- tadwe yeh tumne kya kiya.

Tawde- madam apne dekha na kaise wo inpe gun tane hua tha.

Shruti- Tawde itne din police me rah ke kuch rules nhi sikhe.

Tawde- sorry madam.

Shruti- kya sorry madam wo ek lauta gawah tha.

Tawde- sorry madam but mai itne din police me hi kaam kiya hai. So, mujhe jo accha laga maine aapko mere khilaf action lena hai le sakti hai. Jo insan hame bachane aya yaadi wahi mar jata toh ham police me hone ka kya fayda.

Shruti- haa ham samajh gaye bhai. Tum kya kahna chahte ho. Lekin mai yeh kah rahi hu warning de ke v mar sakte the. Abb sari lead kahatam ho gyi.

Isi bich mauka dekh ke karn aur aataku pandey se baat kar ke nikal gaye. Jab gaddi ke bahar jane ki awaj aayi tab shruti ka dhya gaya.

Shruti- OOO pandey ji yeh kya hai. Ye sab aise hi nikal gaye statement wagarah kaha hai. Aise hi bhej diye.

Pandey- sorry madam but wo isi shart par aaye the ki unka kisi v chij me naam nhi aana chahiye.

Shruti-( apne me) ajib aadmi hai yaar. Pandey ji kaisa aadmi hai yaha sab aadmi chota sa naam hone ke liye kya nhi karte yeh mahasay nikal gaye intresting person hai. Pata lagaye inke baare me.

Pandey- ji madam. Lekin jo kahiye action filmi hero se badhiya tha.

Shruti- baat toh hai pandey ji. Chodiye in sab baato ko sab gandgi ko saaf kijiye.
Idhar aataku aur karn ke nikalne ke baad.

Aataku- ek baat samajh nhi aayi yaar. Tu ek minute me hi sab aami ko maar sakta tha lekin yeh khel khelne kya jarurat thi.

Karn- yaar iske 2 kaaran the. Pahla itne din se jo frustration tha wo nikalna tha. Dusra jo hamara asli roop dekh leta toh use marna padta toh begunah nhi na maar sakte hai bass isilye v.

Aataku - aacha socha tune. Lekin saale tune jo dada ke naam pe mara ek daam jhakass comedy type tha.

Yeh log yaha se nikal ke sidha paradize hotel( yeh hotel pahle v aa chuka hai pahle ke update me) delhi me ruke. Jab tak yeh pahuche saam ho chuki thi toh inhone hotel me 2 room book kara kar . Fresh hoke khana kha ke aaram farmane lage.

Super update bro nice

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[bd sharkar]

Very nice update

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

Update-26

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.
Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.
Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Aab aage:-.........

Toh aaisi hua flashback.

Unsabka boss waha kursi par baith gaya aur sab uske aage piche.

Waha jo 2 admi the unme se ek aataku aur ek Pandey ji the.

Gboss- sala toh kya tu iss ilake ka dada hai.

Mai- (mann me) sala yeh accha mauka hai sara frustration nikalne kaa isse use gadhe dada ki wajah se jo hua. Ohhh sorryyy sorryyy mafff karna . Jo dada ji ke karan plan fail hua. Uska bharas nikalne ka yeh sahi jagah hai. Warna aage pata nhi kisi ko par gaya mere hath ka toh gaya. Chalo sala thoda dada banke dekhte hai.

Mai- beta idhar aana.
Ek gunda ke karn ke pass aaya. Yeh laga 1-2-3-4-5 jhapad ek bad ek.

Karn- beta apne dada se aise baat karte hai.

G1- aiii tune mujhe mara.

Karn- aiii karke baat krta hai apne dada se. Yahi sanskar diye hai tumhe hamne.
Yeh laga gunde 2 char mukkaa wahi behos.

Fir ek piche se marne hi wala tha karn usko pakad leta hai.

Karn- apne dada par hatyar uthata hai. Tere dadi ko pata chalega toh kitna dukh hoga.
Yeh gunde ko laga 4-5 phatke.

G-2- maaf kar do dada ji abb nhi hog.

Karn- fir galti karega.
Yeh 2-4 phatke kha ke dusra v behosh.

G3 aur G4 ek sath aate hai. Karn jeepsy ke paass ja ke pully chain kich ke sidha G3 par phekta hai. Button daba deta hai sidha jeepsy ke bumpher par girta hai. G3 ke hath jo hatiyar le ke.

Karn- yeh gay bahise ke gale me accha lagta tere pass kaya kar raha hai.

Usi se karn ne diya 4-5 phatke.

G3 - maff karde bhai abb se aisa nhi hoga.

Karn- kyaa dada ko bhai bolta hai. Teri baap ko pata chala toh teri maa par sakh karega. Tu apni maa ke baare me aisa bolta hai.

Yeh lage 5-6 phatke ek sath. Ek mauka sar pe sar baunat pe laga. Yeh v behosh.

G4 yeh dekhe susu kar deta hai pant me.

Idhar Shruti sochti hai kya banda hai. Usne life me aisa daring banda nhi dekha tha. Jab karn ko ek baar upar se niche tak dekhti hai toh karn full black me tha. Black t- shirt black jeans black shoes. Upar se niche full black. Uppar se 8 abs body sarir full cut dikh raha tha jab maar raha tha. Jab shruti karn ko acche se dekhti hai toh uska niche gila ho jata. Aaj pata nhi shruti ke collage ke baad first time tha jab aise gili hui.

Karn ka dhyan bich me ek baar Shruti par jata hai. Shruti karn ke aankh me dekhti hai aur usi me kho jati hai. Shruti ko apane andar kuch ajib mahsus hota hai pata nhi kya.

Pandey ji- waah kya nishana lagaya( jab karn pulley chain phekta hai G3 ki traf) hai.

Aataku- aise bahut khubiya bas aap show ka maza lo.
Aataku aur pandey ek kone me baith jate hai.

G4 ke pass ja ke

Karn- itna bada gadha ho gaya aur abhi tak susu kar raha pant me.

Sala aise toh koi v darr jayega itne aadmi ko dekh ke koi banda na dare. Aur bina dare dhoye jaye bina wajah sala koi v darr jayega.

Fir karn ne lagaya 2-4 jhapda aur 2- 4 mukke. Issi bich G5 bich me bolta hai.

Karn- jab 2 bade baat kare toh bich me nhi bolna chahiye. Yahi sikhaya tere ko. Isko v laga yeh ek ke baad 4 phatke.

G5 - maff kardo dada ji.

Karn- tumlog kutte ki dum ho sudhroge nhi isliye ilaj karna padega. Ek ke baad 7-8 phatke laga. Aur yeh behosh.

Fir karn G4 karn ke traf jata hai toh G4 natak karke behosh ho jata hai.

Boss yeh sabb dekh ke pagal ho jata hai apne 2 sabse acche pahalwan ko bhejta hai.
Pandey - lagta hai apne dada ki jayda hi ijjat karta hai.

Aataku- khak ijjat karta hai yeh Bahut darta hai apne dada se.

Pandey- kyaaa????

Aataku- haa

G6 aur G7 ek sath hamle karte hai. Inki v dhuniyi hoti hai.

G6 ,G7 - (ek sath) sorry dada ji.

Karn - sarkari school me padh ke English jhadega.
Yeh pata pat pata pat dono ko lag raha tha.

Pandey ji- iss show ki ticket toh mai black me kharidta.

Aataku- dekhiye aage aage hota hai kya.

G6- maff kar dijiye dada ji.

G7- mujhe v maff kar dijiye dada ji.

Karn- do laga Toh sidha ho gaya . English se sidha Hindi accha hai.

Itni der me G7 ko mauka mil gaya wo bhag ke Gboss ke pass gaya aur bola.

G7- dada ji marenge Khishak lo.

Gboss ko gussa aa gaya aur usne banduk nikal liya aur usko goli mar di aur sab gundo ko ek sath hamla karne ko kaha.

Karn ne sabka wahi haal kiya. Jitna v the sabko pit pit ke adhmara kar diya.

Gboss ke pass ja ke.

Karn- bol ise kyo kidnap kiya.

Gboss- tujhe kya.

Karn- aee aataku sala isse dekh ke ek kahawat yaad aa gayi.

Aataku- kya be.???

Karn- rassi tute par bal na jaye. Chal bol jaldi kyu pakda.

Issi bich tabtak Pandey ji Shruti aur tawdwe ke rassi khol diya. Jab karn Gboss se baat kar raha tha bechare Tawde ki toh sitti pitti gum ho gyi. But ispe dhyan kisi ka nhi gaya. Gboss pandey ki traf dekhta hai toh pandey kuch isara karta hai.

Gboss ek dam furti se gun karn pe tab deta hai. Issi ka phayda utha ke pandey Gboss ke khopdi me goli maar deta hai. Yeh itna achanak hua kisi ko samajh nhi aaya.

Shruti- tadwe yeh tumne kya kiya.

Tawde- madam apne dekha na kaise wo inpe gun tane hua tha.

Shruti- Tawde itne din police me rah ke kuch rules nhi sikhe.

Tawde- sorry madam.

Shruti- kya sorry madam wo ek lauta gawah tha.

Tawde- sorry madam but mai itne din police me hi kaam kiya hai. So, mujhe jo accha laga maine aapko mere khilaf action lena hai le sakti hai. Jo insan hame bachane aya yaadi wahi mar jata toh ham police me hone ka kya fayda.

Shruti- haa ham samajh gaye bhai. Tum kya kahna chahte ho. Lekin mai yeh kah rahi hu warning de ke v mar sakte the. Abb sari lead kahatam ho gyi.

Isi bich mauka dekh ke karn aur aataku pandey se baat kar ke nikal gaye. Jab gaddi ke bahar jane ki awaj aayi tab shruti ka dhya gaya.

Shruti- OOO pandey ji yeh kya hai. Ye sab aise hi nikal gaye statement wagarah kaha hai. Aise hi bhej diye.

Pandey- sorry madam but wo isi shart par aaye the ki unka kisi v chij me naam nhi aana chahiye.

Shruti-( apne me) ajib aadmi hai yaar. Pandey ji kaisa aadmi hai yaha sab aadmi chota sa naam hone ke liye kya nhi karte yeh mahasay nikal gaye intresting person hai. Pata lagaye inke baare me.

Pandey- ji madam. Lekin jo kahiye action filmi hero se badhiya tha.

Shruti- baat toh hai pandey ji. Chodiye in sab baato ko sab gandgi ko saaf kijiye.
Idhar aataku aur karn ke nikalne ke baad.

Aataku- ek baat samajh nhi aayi yaar. Tu ek minute me hi sab aami ko maar sakta tha lekin yeh khel khelne kya jarurat thi.

Karn- yaar iske 2 kaaran the. Pahla itne din se jo frustration tha wo nikalna tha. Dusra jo hamara asli roop dekh leta toh use marna padta toh begunah nhi na maar sakte hai bass isilye v.

Aataku - aacha socha tune. Lekin saale tune jo dada ke naam pe mara ek daam jhakass comedy type tha.

Yeh log yaha se nikal ke sidha paradize hotel( yeh hotel pahle v aa chuka hai pahle ke update me) delhi me ruke. Jab tak yeh pahuche saam ho chuki thi toh inhone hotel me 2 room book kara kar . Fresh hoke khana kha ke aaram farmane lage.

Superb update

 

[Arjun Singh 72]

Super update
Pura movie scene h

 

[Rocky2602]

Nice n fantastic