Update-30
Aise khate pite saam ho gyi. Idhar dusre kamre me ek ladki idhar udhar tahal rahi thi aur kahti hai "Ek baar mil jaye fir batati hu. Uss chudail se kaise hass hass ke baate kar rahe the". Tabhi gate nock hota hai. Uss ladki ne gate khola aur bahar koi ladka khada tha.
Ladka- divyaa kya hua.( Toh dosto yeh hamari heroine Divyaa thi jo suru se leke ant tak sara natak dekh rahi thi. Kaise karn unse hass ke baat kar raha tha.)
Divyaa- aaditya bhai kuch kaam hai kya.
Aaditya- divyaa sab niche jaa rahe chalogi. Jab aaditya dhyan se dekhta hai toh Divyaa kuch udass aur gusse ke mile jule bhaw the chahre par the.
Divyaa- nhi jana hai.
Aaditya- kya hua divyaa kuch pareshani hai kya.
Divyaa- nhi bhai.
Aaditya- batao toh sahi.
Divyaa- wo wo.. wo..
Aaditya- wo wo karti rahogi ki kuch bologi v.
Divyaa- wo karn na niche kisi ladki se hass-2 ke baate kar raha tha. Fir mobile number v exchange kiya.
Aaditya- isme kya hua. Kuch kaam hoga.
Divyaa- aap ko yeh choti baat lag rahi hai. Woh ladki aur iski maa karn ko ajib najro se dekh rahi thi.
Aaditya- are kaise najro se. Hahaa hhhaaaaahhaaa.
Divyaa- aap samjho na baat ko baad me hasna. Wo dono ek daam hass hass ke baate kar rahe the. Wo ladki na dikhne me sundar v thi. Yaadi usne mere karn ko fasa liya toh.
Aaditya- haa karn dudhpita baacha hai na. Joh woh ladki bolegi karn aao mere se fas jo aur karn bolega aa raha hu fasne tum taiyar raho. ( Comdey karke).
Divyaa- haa dudhpita baccha nhi hai magar bhola hai. Ladkiyon ke baare me janta nhi hai na.
Aaditya iss baat par pait pakadd ke hasne laga bechara suru se control kiya hua tha. Usse toh suru me hi majra samjh aa gya tha. Baass bechara aaditya maje le raha tha.
Divyaa- bhai aap hass kyu rahe ho.
Aaditya- wo kya hai na karn bhola hai na haahhhahhahah
Hhaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaahah.
Divya- bhai aap kahna kiya chahte ho.
Aaditya apne aap ko shant karke.
Aaditya- jab 1000 lomdi se v chalak aadmi mare honge na tab uss chutiye karn ka janam hua hoga. Dikhta bhale bhola ho lekin kisi ke v pichwade me aaram se bhala maar sakta hai.Hhaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaahahaaa.
Divyaa- bhai mai yaha par pareshan hu aur aap hass rahe ho jaao aap mai nhi jaungi.
Aaditya- accha maaf kardo abb nhi hasunga.
Divyaa-pakka na.
Aaditya- pakka.
Divyaa- abb kuch idea nikalo ki karn uss ladki ke karib na jaaye.
Aaditya- dekho bahna. Jitna mai karn ko janta hu yaadi uss ladki ne koi ulti sidhi baate ki toh karn pakka usse bhaga dega. Mai iss mamle me 100% sure hu ki karn kuch v ho jayega tumhe dhokha nhi dega but hai wo ladki kya karegi iski mujhko pata nhi.
Divyaa- wahi toh darr hai bhai maa ne kaha tha uske bhagya me bahut sari ladkiya aur aurate hai jisse wo shadi karega. (rote hue) bass isi baat ka darr hai ki woh kahi mujhe na bhul jaye.
Aaditya- kyaaaa yaar??? uske maze maze hai. Aahhh kya kismat pai hai.(divyaa be ek chapat mari aaditya ko.)
Divyaa- kya bhai aap v maze le rahe ho. Koi idea toh batao.
Aaditya- dekho bahna sirf ek hi idea hai. Shayad wo tumhe pasand na aaye.
Divyaa- kya batao pahle idea, accha hai ya kharab baad me sochenge.
Aaditya- tum toh janti ho kabhi bhagya se jayda kisi ko mila nhi aur usse kam kisi ne paya nhi. Yadi tum bhagya se ladne lagi toh bahut kuch bigad jayega. Isse accha hai tum karn ko itna pyar, samman aur izzat do ki wo tumhe kabhi bhul hi na paye. Tumhe wo har ek pal me yaad kare chahe uski jindgi me 100 ladki v kyu naa aa jaye. Abb yeh tum kaise karti ho yeh tum jano. Maine toh apni baat rakh di aab tum jano. Mai chalta hu sab nuche intazar kar rahe honge aa jao tum v ready ho ke.
Aaditya chala gaya divyaa ko gahri soch me chhor ke.
Divyaa mann me bhai ne baat sahi ki hai. Bhagya se ladd ke koi fayda nhi, usse aur baat bigad jayegi but mai karn ko bahut jayda pyaar dungi ki wo kabhi v mujhe bhul hi na paaye chahe kuch v ho jaye. Chalo abb chalna chahiye sab niche intazar kar rahe honge.
Wahi dusri traf karn ko pahle hi paisa aur gold mil chuka tha sath me mark v tha.
Mark- itna sara paisa ka kya karoge.
Mai- jayda jan-na kabhi kabhi sehat ke liye hani karak hota hai. Isiliye iss matter se tum dur raho yahi accha hai.
Mark- but mujhe jan-na hai tum koi galat kaam toh nhi kaar rahe. Yadi aisa hai toh mai saath nhi dene wala.
Mai- kya aapko aapne student par thoda sa v bharosha nhi hai.
Mark- baat woh nhi hai pahle aur aaj ke karn me jamin aasman ka phark hai. 2 saal pahle wale karn aur abb me, bahut bahut change ho gaye ho tum. Pahle koi hamla hone wala hota tha tumhari family par tum itne casually nhi rahte the. But aab tum itne shant mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa raha hai.
Mai- aap tension mat lo mai koi galat kaam nhi kar raha hu. Aur jo chizz mujhe chahiye wo tum khud dekh loge kuch dinn me . Dusri sabse badi baat in 2 saalo me sabse badi baat in sabse se khatranak situation se gujar chuka hu toh abb fark nhi padta.
Mai - aap nishchit rahe mai koi v aisa kaam nhi karunga jiske koi v kabhi v aap par ungli uthaye.
Mark- thik hai yaad rakhna tum iss baat ko.
Mai- abb kaam ki baat kare.
Mark- hmm.
Mai- aap waha jaoge saaman le ke aaoge. Saaman ke badle cash dena. Aap gold le ke jaao sath me mai bata dunga kisko dena hai. Jo v picha kare unse bhul ke v mat ulajhna chahe kuch v ho jaye.
Jao aap yeh 2no suitcase le ke. Dhyaan rakhna aapna. Fir mark chala gaya.
Mai v ready ho ke niche chala gaya.
Jabb mai niche aa raha tha toh Divyaa do ladkiyon ke sath jaa rahi thi. Maine unhe picche se dekha toh, samjh aa gaya kaun hai. Mera dil joro se dhakne laga. Mai kaise undono ke samne jaunga, kya kahunga, mujhe maff karegi v ya nhi. Pata nhi kitne sawal mere mann me aaye. Mai wahi ruka raha kuch samajh nhi aa raha tha. Teeno niche chali gayi main pata nhi kitne der khada raha.
Aab mera mood kharab v ho gaya tha isiliye dusre raste se hotel se nikal gaya. Taxi leke wahi subah wale dhabba par pahuch gaya.
Waha ka najara dekha toh khunn khaul gaya. Wahi subah wale ladke 2 ladkiyon ke sath jabardasti kare rahe the. Wo dono unse chutne ka pryas kar rahi thi. Aur dhaabe ka malik shayad aur kuch worker unhe rookne aaye honge toh unhe mara pita hoga sabhi ke kapde phatte hue the aur khunn nikal raha tha munh se. Jo ladkiyon ko pakde hue the undono ke ek ek laath mari usi me wo chillane lage.
Ek ladka waha baith ke sabh dekh raha tha, shayad leader tha.
Leader - bhosdike gaand me chull macchi hai kya.
Mai- MC baap ka maal samjh rakha subah v yahi kar raha tha.
Leader- tere ko gaand me khujli kyo macch rahi hai. Teri bahan hai.
Mai- nhi.
Leader - kaun hai.
Mai- koi nhi.
Leader- bhaag yaha se lawde. Kyu apni jaan dene pe tula hai.
Leader ko maine ek jhapad mara sala wahi gol gol ghumne laga. Kuch der ghumne ke baad.
Leader- ( gusse me) janta hai mai kaun hu. Yaha ke mantri ka beta.
Mai- mc tu kisi ka v beta ho aaj tu jinda chala gya yaha se toh fir bolna.
Leader- tu maarega mujhe haa. Sabhi hasne lage. Uske bodyguard ke pass talwar thi maine woh li aur uska ek hath aur pair kaat diya. Yeh dekh ke kuch second kisi ko samjh nhi kya hua. Fir jaise hi wo niche gira khaun ka fawaraa nikla waha jitna v ladkiyan aurate thi dekh ke chillayi.
Aur unke Aadmiyon ki yeh dekh ke phatt gayi.
Uske aas pass jitne v the sab lapke meri traf.
Ek saath pahle 2 aadmi aaye hath me unke v talwar hi thi. Wo haate katte the pahla wala puri takat se waar kiya , maine jhuk ke talwar chalai. Pahle laga ki kuch nhi hua kuch dur jaa ke wo dhadam se niche gira aur uske sarir se dono pair alag. Yeh najara dekh ke sabki aur phatt gayi jo meri traf aa rahe the wo ruk gaye. Dusra wala toh yeh dekh pant me hi muutt diya.
Dusre wale ki aankh me dekha ke Mujhe pata chala isne bahut sari ladkiyon ki ijjat lut ke murder kiya hai. Maine khade khade hi uska gala uda diya. Sab jo jaha the wo wahi khade the ek dam pin drop silence. Sirf road par se gadiya jaane ki aawaje aa rahi thi. Main un ladke ki traf badha. Usme se jinki gaand me khujli ho rahi thi woh aage aaye. Yeh sab jawan ladke the isilye inko sirf marna tha. Talwar phek sabki dhunayi ki. Sab jamin par adhmare halat me the.
Mai- aur koi mc ke gaand m daam hai toh aage aao.( Chilla ke).
Koi kuch nhi bola. Maine HM( hotel malik ko isara karke bulaya).
HM- jii.. jiii bhai.
Mai- aree dariye nhi jo sahi aadmi hote hai unke sath mai kabhi galat nhi karta. Baas aap yaha jitne v ladke hai sabke hath pair bandho aur unko hosh me laao.
HM yeh sunte hi aapne hotel ke ladko se kahta hai sab karne ko. Itna kahte hi sab kaam karne lage jaise pairo me pahiye hai. 2 minute me sab bandhe pade the ek line me jamin par the. Maine uss leader aur uss pahlwan ko v thik karne ko kaha. Toh pass se doctor ko bulaya usne injection laga ke unka khun bhana band hua uske baad bandage baandh ke unko ek side me kiya.
Mai- unke sath aur kaun tha. Jo v saamne aao.
Koi nhi aya.
Mai- (hm se) inke saath aur kaun tha.
HM- wo rahe udhar.
Mai- bulao unhe
Wo daarte daarte mere pairo me gira.
Ladka- maaf kardo bhai aaj ke baad se kisi ladki ko touch v nhi karunga. Apni biwi ko v nhi.
Mai- jayda chu chapad mat kar bhsdke. Inke sabhi ke baap ko phone karke bula. Aur bool ke inhe koi talwar se kaat ke maar raha hai. Yaadi 10 minute me nhi aaye toh sabko jaan se maar dega.
Uss ladke ne wahi kiya jo maine kaha.
15 minute baad dhadah ek sath 15-20 gaadiya ruki.
Ek aadmi white pajama kurte me aaya aur bhagte hue uss leader se chipak ke usko uthane laga. Wo uth hi nhi raha tha.
Aadmi- kisne mara mere bete ko. Uss ladke se pucha jisne phone kiya tha. usne meri traf ishara kiya.
Aadmi- (meri traf aake) teri himmat kaise hui mere bete ko marne ki.
Mai- tere bete ne in ladkiyon ki ijjat se khelna chaha isilye kehlne ke liye hath hi nhi rahe.
Aadmi-( gusse me) in do kodi ladkiyon ke liye tune mere bete ko mara ha mere bete ko mara. Tere khandan ki sari aurate mere bete ki randiyan banegi.
Jaise hi uski baat khatm hui. Maine bagal me talwar padi uthayi uske dono pair dono hath aur khich ke uske jibh hi kat di. Yeh kuch hi second me hua. Waha jitne v dekhne wale the unke andar abb pura khauf bhar chuka tha. Wo aadmi wahi gir ke tarapne laga.
Mai (doctor se ) - doctor yadi yeh maar gaya toh tumhari v iske jaisi halat hogi.
Doctor - ( rote hue) sahab sahab ise kuch nhi hoga.
Mai- jaldi kar iska ilaj. Jaldi se hosh me laa ise . Turant be quick. Doctor yeh sunn ke phataphat kaam pe lagg gaya.
Wahi jo uss aadmi ke sath aaye the kuch aur chamche unko khujli macchi aur aaye mere pass.
P1- aabe tune galat aadmi se panga le liya janta hai kaun hai.
Mai- tera baap nhi hai na woh.
P1- ( chilla ke ) bacche jaban sambhal ke. 2-4 aadmi ko maar lene se koi hero nhi bann jata. Woh mantri tha yaha ka. Abb toh tu gaya beta.
Mai- maine ke jhapad P1 ko mara- mc yaha in ladko ne in ladkiyon ki ijjat pe hath dala aur tum sab mujhe bhasan de raha hai. Madarjatt tum logo ka bahut dailoge sunn liya abb dekh mai kya karta hu.
Maine apna phone nikala aur munimji ko phone kiya aur sara situation bataya. Unhone kaha koi baat nhi ho jata hai, mai sabb sambhal lunga aa raha hu 15-20 minute me .( Sala mai chahta toh ek second me maar sakta but dhere dhere shock deke maarne ka maza alag hi hota hai. Yaha mai power v use nhi kar sakta tha.)
Mai- bhosdike tu bass 15-20 minute ruk. Tu hug-mutt na diya na toh mera naam karn nhi.
Tabtak dusre ladko ke parents v aa gaye lekin woh saab darr se kuch nhi bol rahe the. Yaha ke mantri yeh haal hai toh unka kya hoga.
Mai- insabke jo v parents hai woh aage aaye. Kisi ke maa- baap, the kisi ka bada bhai, kisi ki bahan.
Mai- toh aap log hai inke parents. Avi mai inko jaan se maar du na toh aap ke gaand me itna daam nhi hai ki rook pao.
Inhi ke bich me koi aurat thi uske chut me jayda khujli ho rahi thi. Uske sath ek beautiful ladki v thi aahhh usko dekh ke toh mera mann hi khush ho gaya. Ek damm dari sahmi uske piche khadi thi. Jidhar wo ladke aur addmi sab the udhar dekh v nhi rahi thi ankh ek dam mich ke khadi thi. So cute face umaaahhh. (Mann me- sala yeh galat hai dusri ladkiyon ko dekhna paap hai. Na baba na. Ram ram maff karna bhagwan. Hare krishna hare ram maffi.).
Aurat - yeh ladke tab se tera yeh khel dekh rahi hu. Bahut bol raha hai. Tu in do kodi ke netao ko maar diya toh tu kya samjhta hai tu bahut badi tope hai.
Mai- dekh jo v hai tu. Mai ladkiyo jaat ki bahut ijjat karta hu toh tu side ho jaa. Yadi teri dimag me koi doubt hai toh yaha ke aadmi se puch le.
Madarjatt usko kuch jayda hi khujli hi rahi thi.
Aurat-- time waste maat kar chal jaldi yeh apni nautanki band kar aur nikal yaha se.
Mai- dekh avi mera dimag ghuma hua hai. Aur yaha se mere permission ke bina tu ek patta v nhi le jaa sakti. Inke baare me sochna chod de.
Uske saath jo ladki thi ek tak mujhe hi dekhe jaa rahi thi. Jaise mai koi ajuba hu. Mat dekh pagli pyar ho jayega( aiii chup chup. Yeh galat hai. Jyada udd Matt. Bhagwan bachaa le pata nhi kya ho gaya hai usko dekh ke. Yadi divyaa ko pata chal gaya toh chappal se maregi. Na baba na. Hare ram hare ram. Pata nhi Avi ram bhagwan kaam ayenge ki nhi but Avi hanuman ji kaam ayenge. Jai hanuman gyan gunsagar baccha lo hanuman ji. Pata nhi kya ho raha hai isko dekh ke.)
Aurat- yeh pagal ladke tu janta hai mai kaha se hu. Mai vijaynagar ke raj pariwar se hu.
Mai hasne laga haahhhahhahah hahahahaha hahahahhahahah.- majak bahut accha karti ho.( Sala tuchhe log v aa ke bol rahe hai raj pariwar se hai.)
Aurat- aiiii you bastard.
Mai- aiii madarjatt chup ek dam chup. Ek sabd boli yahi gaad dunga. Mai ladki jaat ki ijazat karta hu iska matlab yeh nhi hai ki tu kapad pe chadh ke nachegi. ( Ladki ko isara karke) yeh tu idhar aa.
Ladki dari sahmi dhere dhere aa rahi thi. Ek dam khule baal hawa me ud rahe the.( Karn- aii writer jyada filmy mat ho. Sala yaha hawa naam ki chiz hai hi nhi sala baal khak udenge.
Writer- sala tu chutiya ka chutiya hi rahega. Tujko ek aur dilwa raha hu sala tu nakhre kar raha hai.
Karn- kyu tu mujhe divya se chappal se maar khilwane pe tula hai.
Writer- dekh aab toh yahi hona hai abb tu sambhal divyaa ko. Abb apni bakwas band kar aur mujhe likhne de. Bhaag bhsdk.
Karn- bhagwan bacha le iss niradyi writer se.)
Haa kaha the( bhsdike romance ki maa- bahan kar di).
haa uske khule baal hawa me udd rahe. Uske baal khule the ek dam lambe jaise koi pari utri ho dharti par. White shalwar suit me ek daam pari lag rahi thi. Umaaahhh.( Mann me-Bhagwan bacha le iss se pata nhi aaj yeh mera dil kaise out of control ho raha hai. Jai hanuman).
Ladki mere samne khadi thi darr se kuch bol hi nhi rahi thi. Jaab mujhe hosh aaya toh ek tak mujhe dekh rahi thi.
Ladki-ji...iii j..iiiii apne bulaya darte hue.
Mai- tum inko plzzz shant karao nhi toh mere hath se kuch galat ho jayega.
Ladki- p.lll..zzzzz p..llll..zzz sir w..oohhhh thodi tension me hai. Bhai ko dekh ke.
Mai-( mann me khus hoke- chalo accha hai bhai hai aur awaj kitni surili hai. Yeh kya hai yaar. Mai pagal ho jaunga mujhe yaha se fatafat jana hoga. )
Tabtak munimji v aa gaye. Munim ji waha ka nazara dekh ke ek daam saan rah gaye. Fir aapne aap ko sambhala.
Munim ji- yeh sab kya hai chote baba. Avi aaye hue 2 din nhi hue aur aap maar pit karne lage.
Woh ladki aur aurat munimji ko mere se baat karte dekh ke chakra gayi.
Mai-kuch nhi yeh sab ladki ke saath chedkani kar rahe the sabko rafa dafa kar dijiye.
Bich me hi wo ladki- dada dada.
Munim ji uss ladki ko dekh ke chauk gaye.
Munim ji- choti baby aap yaha.
Bhai sach me choti baby sunn ke mujhe hasi aa rahi thi but control kiya kahi use bura na lage.
Ladki- dada yeh( meri traf Ishara karke) hame jane nhi de rahe hai. Aap plz bolo na jaane dene.
Munim ji- jao aap yeh kuch nhi kahenge. Woh logo ke saath jo the unhone ek ladke ko utha ke le gaye.
Mai- munimji yeh Kaun thi ladki.
Munim ji- yeh tumhare chote chacha ki beti aahana. Bahut hi saaf dil ki hai.
Mai- ( mann me ohh teri ki galat jagah train jaa rahi thi. Accha hua pahle stopage aa gaya. Baal baal bach gye. Bhagwan maaff karna galat feeling aa rahi thi. Ek trah se bahan hui meri.)
Mai- but wo aurat chachi thi kya??? aise kaise???
Munim ji- nhi chote baba woh tumhari chachi ki bhabhi thi.
Mere pass mark ka msg aa gaya ki woh waha pahuch gaya hai.
Mai-Munim ji mujhe jana hoga lekin aap inn sabhi ladko ke khilaf FIR karwaye aur in ladkiyon ko inke ghar bhej dijiye inke sath 2-2 guarda v bhej dijiye kuch din ke liye. Jabtak inhe court me nhi bheja jata.
Munim ji- thik hai chote baba.
Mai- chalta hu avi kaam hai.
mai hotel ke liye nikal gaya. Abb dekhna tha mark ko kuch pareshani naa ho.
Yadi aapko kahani me koi kaami lag rahi hai ya kuch sahi nhi jaa raha toh PLZZ aaplog jarur bataye. Kyonki usi se pata chalega ki story track par hai ya nhi.