Bhailog! Bhidulog! Bhidulog ki behan log, sab log suno!
Samay aa gaya hai ke humari Lounge ki sabse bada samasya discuss kare: simp epidemic.
Haan, simping ka kala jaadu har jagah fail chuka hai, aur ab hume ise rokne ka samay aa gaya hai.
Swagat hai aapka Simp-Free Zone mein, jahan hum khud ki mutthi aur ek achi khasi bakchodi ki value karte hain.
Aapko yeh samajhna hoga ki aapka time aur energy bahut keemti hai. Isse aise logon pe kharch na karein jo aapko ignore karte hain. Balki ise lounge me bakchodi karne me lagaye lafde kare mujra akre aur karwaye isse aapka aur hamara dono ka manoranjan hoyga
Agar aap apne doston se milne, bakchodi karne aur life mein kuch mazedaar karne ke bajaaye simping mein lage hain, toh aap ek bade fun se miss ho rahe hain.
Humein ek nayi strategy adopt karni chahiye—Savage Mode.
Matlab, jab aapko kisi ke aage jhukne ka man kare, to apne hath ka istamal karke mutthi maar le petikot walo ke piche bhag ke ghanta milega aur talwarbaji hogi
Agar aapko lagta hai ke aapko ignore kiya ja raha hai, toh us insan ke naam pe thread khole aur mujra karwaye aur apne life ko enjoy kare,
Aur yaad rakho, self-respect sabse bada asset hai. Jab aap simping chhodte hain, toh aap sirf ek insaan nahi bante, aap ek legend ban jaate hain. Lounge ke har thread mein, aapki kahaniyan sunaayi jaayengi, aur aapke naam ke memes banenge.Aur agar kabhi aapka man kare ke phir se simping shuru karein, toh bas yaad rakhna apni mutthi apni khushi.
It’s time to level up and become a legend!Stay strong, stay savvy, aur sabse zaruri, simp-free raho! #mutthiOP #NoMoreSimps #SavageLife #SimpFreeZone
apun sarif mahila h
