.. hello, ..hello, ..biji main bol raha hun rahman, ..ha bolo rahman, kya hal, sab khairiyat se to hai na, rahman.. ha biji, sab sahi hai, biji wo kuch paise bhijwa deti to bara meharbani ho jati, ..paise, kitne chahiye tumhe, rahman.. aap 20 bis lakh bhijwa do biji, ..achcha main bank me dalwa dungi, ek baat aur tha rahman, rahman.. kya hua sanjeeda biji, sanjeeda.. wo ek bahut hi galeez aadami ghar aa gaya tha, rahman.. kon galeez, uska naam kya tha, sanjeed.. mujhe naam uska nahi malum rahman, lekin wo bahut giri hui bate bol raha tha mere bare me, rahman.. achcha, sanjeeda.. achcha kya bol rahe ho rahman, main kitna dar gayi thi, rahman.. wo dikhane me kaisa tha, sanjeeda.. thoda patla tha, normal hi tha, uske baal ghungharele the, rahman.. aap dariye nahi biji main kuch karta hun, sanjeeda.. aap use janate ho, phone kat jata hai... rahman apne phone ko kas ke pakad leta hai.. lallan.
lallan raat ke waqt apne chote se kamare me baitha hua tha, aur hiba ke sapno me khoya hua tha, wo use apne sath shadi kar ke rakhna chahta tha, aur hiba bhi yahi chahti thi, khaskar ab jab hiba ke sauhar ne dusari nikah kar ek aur begum le aaya tha, hiba din raat dukhi rahane lagi thi, aur us ghar me naukar sa ban gayi thi, lekin lallan apne beti mahira ke liye kuch bhi kadam nahi utha raha tha, lallan ab kamane laga tha, aur wo apne atit se kafi dur chala gaya tha, uske upar saima ka bahut bada upkar tha jisne uske pairo ka apration kara ke use chalane layakh banaya tha, aur us valikan ka bhi, lekin ab wo un sab se dur rahta tha, khaskar saima se, jis ke karib wo jab bhi jata uska jindagi nash hone ke kagar pe chala jata tha.
lallan sam ko baith apne liye khana bana raha tha, aur kuch gana gun guna raha tha, tabhi use aisa mehsoo hua ki koi use dekh raha hai, aur wo waha se uth kar bahar jaa kar idhar udhar dekhane lagata hai, lekin use waha koi nahi dikhata hai, aur wo andar aa kar wapas khana banane lagata hai, lallan uske bad kha pi ke so jata hai, lekin uske andar se wo ajeeb sa dar nahi jata ki koi use dekh raha hai, agle din lallan apne kam pe chala jata hai, lekin uska dimag us ahsas pe laga rahta hai, jaise koi chaya uska picha kar rahi hai, lallan apna din bhar kam karta hai, aur saam ko ghar aa jata hai, aur apne kam kar so jata hai, lekin usko wo ahsas lagatar ho raha tha, isi tarah kuch din baad wo kaam par tha aur use hiba ka call aata hai, aur lallan ko wo batati hai ki uska ghar pe intejaar kar rahi hai, aur lallan khusi se dophar ko hi chutti le ke wapas apne kamare pe chala jata hai, jaha pe hiba pehale se maujood thi aur khana bana rahi thi, lallan ko dekh hiba.. aa gaye, jaldi se tayyar ho jao, tumhare liye paneer banaya hai, lekin lallan hiba ko piche se pakad leta hai, ..meri jannu, main to tujhe khane aaya hun, lekin hiba use dhakka de ke hata deti hai.. hato yaha se, mujhe tang nahi karo, aur lallan waha se hichak ke nahane chala jata hai, aur hiba khana banane lagati hai,
kuch der baad
..hiba mera tauliya dena, mujhse chut gaya hai, lekin koi jawab nahi aata hai, ..hiba, hiba sun lo na, lekin koi jawab nahi aata hai, lallan thoda gussa hone lagata hai.. hiba main aise hi aa jaunga bahar, to dusare taraf se kisi aami ki awaz aati hai.. to aao na, jise sun lallan bhinge kapade se chupe turant darate hue bahar nikalata hai, ..hiba hiba, aur lallan waha pe teen aadami ko khade dekhata hai, lallan ..kon ho tum log, aur hiba kaha hai, .. tu iska khasam hai, main man hi nahi sakta, aur wo hasane lagate hai, aur waha bagal me hiba behosh padi hui thi, aur uske muh se khun ris raha tha, aur jise dekh lallan ko gussa aa jata hai, ..tum madarchod, harami, aur waha bagal me pade ek penchkas ko utha unke taraf daudata hai, lekin isse pehale ki wo kuch kar pata, ..lallan tujhe main is se jyada samajhdar samajhata tha, lallan wahi ruk jata hai aur piche dekhane lagata hai, waha pe rahman khada tha, aur phir wo hiba ke taraf dekhata hai iske sir pe unme se ek ne bandookh laga rakha tha, ..abhi to ye sirf behosh hai, agar ek galat kadam utaya to, tu to jayega hi, sath me ye bhi jayegi, lallan dar jata hai.. rahman maine tera itna madad kiya, lekin is se pehale kuch aur lallan bolata ki, rahman.. sant ho ja, dekhe to is houri ko, aur rahman hiba ke paas pahunch jata hai, ..agar ye hila to sidhe khopadi uda saale ka, ..thik bhaijaan, aur rahman hiba ko gardan pakad ke utha leta hai, ..rahman ruk ja, nahi to mujh se bura koi nahi hoga, sale tujhe jinda yahi gad dunga, rahman lallan ke in khokhali bate sun ke hasane lagata hai, aur hiba ke bah rahe khun se uska lipstick karane lagata hai, ..lallan tu kuch nahi kar payega, aur hiba ka salwar utarane lagata hai, lallan.. rahman madarjaat, hat waha se, aur penchkas ko utha rahman ke tara bhagata hai, aur un gundo me se ek apne bandookh ke piche se uske muh pe hamala karata hai, aur lallan ke muh se khun nikalane lagata hai, rahman ise dekh hasane lagata hai aur hiba ko mamme ko hath me le leta hai.. lallan tu bada bewkoof hai, sale tu sanjeeda ke yaha kyu gaya, lallan wahi pe gira hua tha.. mujhe maaf kar do, mujhse galti ho gayi, please alh ke liye hiba ko chor do, rahman.. tujhe kya laga tu mujhse bach jayega, aur is karname ke baad, aur hiba ko sir ke bal patak se uksa pyajama aur chaddi kichane lagata hai, lallan apna sir us taraf kar jab ye dekhata hai, to uska dimag phir kharab ho jata hai, aur wo phir uth rahman ke taraf bhagata hai, aur uske do gunde use pakad leta hai, aur teesara uske pet me ghuse marane lagata hai, ..sale teri aukaat kya hai, ..bhaijaan pe hath uthayega, aur lallan behoshi ke tara jane lagata hai, rahman apna pant utar ke apna khada lund behosh hiba ke andar daal deta hai, ..in madarchod ko yaha utha ke laa, aur wo teeno gunde lallan ko pakaad ke rahman ke paas le aata hai, rahman.. bahut sahi rand hai teri, kasam se ekdam rui, lallan waha pe behoshi ke kagar phunchane lagata hai.. randi nahi hai ye, meri.... aur behosh hone lagata hai, uske ankh se anshu girne lagata hai, tabhi lallan ke kan me hiba ke dard bhare karahane ki awaz aati hai aur lallan apne pure taqat se aage jhapat ke kisi billi ke tarah rahman ka kan pe dal phasa deta hai, rahman.. haaaiiiii, tum sab dekh kya rah ho, ye mera kaan ukad dega, aur unme se ek gunda goli chala deta hai, aur lallan ko lagata hai ki wo ab gaya, lekin lallan apne ek chute hath se apna sarir chuta hai, use koi goli nahi lagi thi, aur lallan is afra tafri me bandookh chin leta hai, aur rahman ke sine pe tan deta hai.. tum sab aaya se bhag jao, nahi to aaj sab ko jinda gad dunga, rahman apne sine pe bandookh dekh dar ke kanpane lagata hai, rahman apna pant khinchata hai ki lallan ko ahsas hota hai rahman ne kya kiya, aur wo rahman ke hath pe goli chala deta hai, rahman.. tum tum tum, dekh kya rahe ho, khatam karo ise, aur rahman ke gunde point blanck se rahman ke pith pe goli chala deta hai, ek do teen, aur wahi pe dhadam se lallan gir jata hai, aur wo sab afra tafri me bhag jate hain, lekin lallan abhi bhi jinda tha aur uske pith pe kafi wajan tha, aur kisi ne goli ko lallan pe lagane se rok diya tha, aur wo hiba thi jo abhi lallan ke pith se mrit padi hui thi, aur uska khoon lallan ke bhinge hue sarir pe ris raha tha, aur lallan wahi pade pade ro raha tha.
Kafi der baad lallan ko hosh aaya, aur wo apne upar se hiba ke sarir ko hataya, aur wahi pe baith gaya, use tab hiba ke dwara likha hua, uske khoon se, pe pada, waha hiba ne urdu me likha tha, lallan bahut jyada padha likha nahi tha, lekin chitrakari ka kaam karte karte use kuch sab bhasa me aa gaya tha aur waha hiba ne apne khoon se "mahira " likha tha, jise padh lallan bilkul tut gaya aur hiba ke mrit lash ke bagar jinda lash ki tarah so gaya.