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Kahani Ab Tak -
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Mansi - Bhai Sorry,
Main - wo kis liye?
Mansi - wo maine aapko mom - dad ki mout ka ......
(Ye kehte hue uske phir se aansu nikalne lage)
Main (usko tight hug karke) - Manu, maine tujhe
mana kiya tha na, ke ab ek bhi aansu nahin nikalna
chahiye, bhool ja wo sab ab bas ham or hamari family.....
Mansi (apne aansu saaf karte hue) - chaliye priya
ke paas jana hai na,
Main muskurate hue uske sath priya ke room
ki taraf chal diya.
Tabhi mere phone ki ghanti baji -
Raju (phone par)- Bhai - Bhai, Pallavi ka pata chal gaya.......##########№###### vahan par hai###
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
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Ab Aage -
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Raju (phone par)- Bhai - Bhai, Pallavi ka pata chal
gaya hai,
Uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me dekha gaya tha,
Shayad pallavi bhi vahin par hai,
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
Or main mansi ka hath pakde hue baten karta
hua priya ke room ke bahar pohcha, or door knock kiya.
Priya ne door khola or ham dono ko sath dekhkar shock
ho gayi, or muh phade hame dekhne lagi.
Main (uske akhon ke aage hath hilate hue) - hello madem,
Ye sapna nahin hai.
Ye sunkar wo ham dono ke gale lag gayi,
Udhar sheetal jo usi ke room me thi, wo andar se boli-
Sheetal - priya didi kon hai, aap kuchh bol kyon
nahin rahin?
Ham teeno ek sath andar chale gaye.
Hame sath dekhkar sheetal-
Wah! Family get together' chal raha hai or hame pata
bhi nahin. Wo bhi ham dono se gale mili.
Main - achchha tum log baaten karo, main zara raju
se milkar aata hun, kuchh zaruri kaam hai.
Sheetal - Mansi di, mujhe to lagta hai ki bhai ka
Raju bhaiyya ke sath koi chakkar chal raha hai,
tabhi to itni hot - hot ladkiyon ko chhodkar zyadatar
unhi ke sath rehte hain.
Uski baat par sab hasne lage, main kuchh zyada hi
Tez se hasne laga, kyonki main khud ko raju ki ga*d
marte hue imagine kar raha tha.
Aaj itne dino baad kuchh achchha mehsoos hua tha,
Main - kal ham sab milkar kahin ghumne chalenge,
Or shopping bhi karenge. Kal ka din tum sabke naam.
Wo teeno to khush ho gayin, or sheetal to mera gaal
Chumkar baaki sab ko batane bahar bhaag gayi.
Main bhi hasta hua apni car lekar raju se milne nikal gaya.
Sham ke 4 baj rahe the, main raju ke ghar pohcha,
Aunty - uncle kahin gaye hue the, nokar se raju ka
puchh kar main sidha raju ke room me bina knock
kiye sidha andar ghus gaya.
"Oh My God" achanak mere muh se nikla.
andar ka nazara hi kuchh aisa tha.
Shock main is liye nahin hua tha, shock hone ki vajha
dusri thi, or vo ye ki Raju jiske sath sex kar raha tha
Wo koi or nahin balki usi ki sagi behen Mariya thi.
Mere muh se "Oh My God" ki awaaz sunkar un dono
ne ek sath meri taraf dekha, or unki ga*d phat gayi,
Mariya turant hi usse alag hui or ek chadar lekar
odh li, usme muh bhi chadar ke andar chhipa liya tha,
Raju bhi chadar ke andar ghus gaya, or mare dar ke
uski ga*d phati hui thi. Dono pasine me tar - ba-tar
ho gaye the, phir mujhe bhi hosh aaya. Or main bola
Main - lagta hai main galat wakht par aa gaya, sorry
Main chalta hun, tum kabhi bhi mujhse baat kar sakte
ho, or ye baat main kisi se bhi nahin kahunga, befikar
raho.
Ye kehkar main bina unki taraf dekhe or bina unka
Javab sune apni car lekar vahan se nikal gaya,
Mere dimag me bohot sare question the,
par abhi ke liye maine chup rehna behtar samjha,
socha ki raju mujhe khud bata dega.
main to pallavi ke bare me puchhne aaya tha,
waise to main apni shaktiyon se pallavi or raju
ke bare me, ek minute me sab pata kar sakta tha,
par main ab shaktiyon par depend nahin rehna
chahta tha, kyonki inhi Shaktiyon ki vajha se hi
maine mom - dad ko kho diya tha.
Tabhi mujhe ek ladki ki yaad ayi,
Wo mere sath school me padhti thi,
Meri senior thi, is ladki ki khas baat ye thi, ki isko
Shuru se hi jasoos banne ka bhoot savar tha,
Jasusi ki movies dekh - dekh kar.
James Bond ki fan thi.
Maine hi isko detective office kholne me madad ki thi.
naam tha shaina,
apne aap ko phoebe ke naam se
famous kiya hua tha, maine turant hi usko phone laga
diya,
Main - hello, shaina
Phoebe - kon bol raha hai?
Main - are main hun, Rocky, badi jaldi bhool gayi.
Phoebe - Hey buddy, kya haal hain?
suna hai Aaj - kal "The Rock" bana fir raha hai.
(Wo haste hue boli)
Main - wah! mere bare me bohot kuchh janti hai.
Achchha sun mujhe tujhse ek kaam hai.
(Main sidha mudde par aate hue bola)
Phoebe - to hukum kar yarr, tere liye to
jaan bhi hazir hai.
Main - yarr baat ye hai ki meri friend kuchh dino
se lapata hai, main tujhe uski family detail send karta
hun, zara pata kar ki kahan par hai, vaise raju ne
bataya tha ki uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me
dekha gaya tha,
Phoebe - Ok, 2 ghante de main pata karti hun.
Main - Thanxz yarr.
Phoebe - chal ab zyada senti mat kar, pata karke
phone karti hun.
Phir usne phone kaat diya, maine dekha ke baat
karte hue main ghar se zyada aage aa gaya tha,
To maine U turn liya vapas jane ke liye,
Tabhi raju ka phone aa gaya.
Maine phone uthaya, wo mari si awaaz me bola
Raju - hellll hellll hellooow
Main - abe lakva maar gaya kya awaaz ko,
Raju - bhai wo wo.......
Main - abe chhod us baat ko, main mind nahin karta
Meri to khud ki hi engagement bua ki ladki se hui hai.
Isi liye main to khud incest me phasa hua hun
(Main haste hue bola)
Meri baat se shayad uska dar kam ho gaya tha.
Raju - yarr, mariya bohot tension me hai,
Uska ro - ro kar bura haal hai,
Main - ab bata isme main kya kar sakta hun,
Maun to bolkar aya tha ki main kisi se nahin kahunga.
Raju - yarr baat wo nahin hai,
Main (beech me) - to baat kya hai?
Raju (irritate hote hue) - kuchh nahin, kal milna mujhse
Phoir batata hun.
Main - theek hai, kal college me milte hain.
Tujhse pallavi ke bare me bhi kuchh puchhna hai,
Chak ab phone rakh , bbye behench*d
Raju - sale, harami.....
(Isse pehle ki wo or gaaliyan sunata maine haste hue
phone kaat diya)
Main ghar pohcha, in sab me sham ke 7 baj gaye the.
Sakshi ne door khola or mujhe dekhte hi, mere kaan
ke niche 2 dhar diye...
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To... Be... Continue
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gaya hai,
Uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me dekha gaya tha,
Shayad pallavi bhi vahin par hai,
Main - theek hai main dekhta hun.
Or main mansi ka hath pakde hue baten karta
hua priya ke room ke bahar pohcha, or door knock kiya.
Priya ne door khola or ham dono ko sath dekhkar shock
ho gayi, or muh phade hame dekhne lagi.
Main (uske akhon ke aage hath hilate hue) - hello madem,
Ye sapna nahin hai.
Ye sunkar wo ham dono ke gale lag gayi,
Udhar sheetal jo usi ke room me thi, wo andar se boli-
Sheetal - priya didi kon hai, aap kuchh bol kyon
nahin rahin?
Ham teeno ek sath andar chale gaye.
Hame sath dekhkar sheetal-
Wah! Family get together' chal raha hai or hame pata
bhi nahin. Wo bhi ham dono se gale mili.
Main - achchha tum log baaten karo, main zara raju
se milkar aata hun, kuchh zaruri kaam hai.
Sheetal - Mansi di, mujhe to lagta hai ki bhai ka
Raju bhaiyya ke sath koi chakkar chal raha hai,
tabhi to itni hot - hot ladkiyon ko chhodkar zyadatar
unhi ke sath rehte hain.
Uski baat par sab hasne lage, main kuchh zyada hi
Tez se hasne laga, kyonki main khud ko raju ki ga*d
marte hue imagine kar raha tha.
Aaj itne dino baad kuchh achchha mehsoos hua tha,
Main - kal ham sab milkar kahin ghumne chalenge,
Or shopping bhi karenge. Kal ka din tum sabke naam.
Wo teeno to khush ho gayin, or sheetal to mera gaal
Chumkar baaki sab ko batane bahar bhaag gayi.
Main bhi hasta hua apni car lekar raju se milne nikal gaya.
Sham ke 4 baj rahe the, main raju ke ghar pohcha,
Aunty - uncle kahin gaye hue the, nokar se raju ka
puchh kar main sidha raju ke room me bina knock
kiye sidha andar ghus gaya.
"Oh My God" achanak mere muh se nikla.
andar ka nazara hi kuchh aisa tha.
Shock main is liye nahin hua tha, shock hone ki vajha
dusri thi, or vo ye ki Raju jiske sath sex kar raha tha
Wo koi or nahin balki usi ki sagi behen Mariya thi.
Mere muh se "Oh My God" ki awaaz sunkar un dono
ne ek sath meri taraf dekha, or unki ga*d phat gayi,
Mariya turant hi usse alag hui or ek chadar lekar
odh li, usme muh bhi chadar ke andar chhipa liya tha,
Raju bhi chadar ke andar ghus gaya, or mare dar ke
uski ga*d phati hui thi. Dono pasine me tar - ba-tar
ho gaye the, phir mujhe bhi hosh aaya. Or main bola
Main - lagta hai main galat wakht par aa gaya, sorry
Main chalta hun, tum kabhi bhi mujhse baat kar sakte
ho, or ye baat main kisi se bhi nahin kahunga, befikar
raho.
Ye kehkar main bina unki taraf dekhe or bina unka
Javab sune apni car lekar vahan se nikal gaya,
Mere dimag me bohot sare question the,
par abhi ke liye maine chup rehna behtar samjha,
socha ki raju mujhe khud bata dega.
main to pallavi ke bare me puchhne aaya tha,
waise to main apni shaktiyon se pallavi or raju
ke bare me, ek minute me sab pata kar sakta tha,
par main ab shaktiyon par depend nahin rehna
chahta tha, kyonki inhi Shaktiyon ki vajha se hi
maine mom - dad ko kho diya tha.
Tabhi mujhe ek ladki ki yaad ayi,
Wo mere sath school me padhti thi,
Meri senior thi, is ladki ki khas baat ye thi, ki isko
Shuru se hi jasoos banne ka bhoot savar tha,
Jasusi ki movies dekh - dekh kar.
James Bond ki fan thi.
Maine hi isko detective office kholne me madad ki thi.
naam tha shaina,
apne aap ko phoebe ke naam se
famous kiya hua tha, maine turant hi usko phone laga
diya,
Main - hello, shaina
Phoebe - kon bol raha hai?
Main - are main hun, Rocky, badi jaldi bhool gayi.
Phoebe - Hey buddy, kya haal hain?
suna hai Aaj - kal "The Rock" bana fir raha hai.
(Wo haste hue boli)
Main - wah! mere bare me bohot kuchh janti hai.
Achchha sun mujhe tujhse ek kaam hai.
(Main sidha mudde par aate hue bola)
Phoebe - to hukum kar yarr, tere liye to
jaan bhi hazir hai.
Main - yarr baat ye hai ki meri friend kuchh dino
se lapata hai, main tujhe uski family detail send karta
hun, zara pata kar ki kahan par hai, vaise raju ne
bataya tha ki uski mom ko last time Chandigarh me
dekha gaya tha,
Phoebe - Ok, 2 ghante de main pata karti hun.
Main - Thanxz yarr.
Phoebe - chal ab zyada senti mat kar, pata karke
phone karti hun.
Phir usne phone kaat diya, maine dekha ke baat
karte hue main ghar se zyada aage aa gaya tha,
To maine U turn liya vapas jane ke liye,
Tabhi raju ka phone aa gaya.
Maine phone uthaya, wo mari si awaaz me bola
Raju - hellll hellll hellooow
Main - abe lakva maar gaya kya awaaz ko,
Raju - bhai wo wo.......
Main - abe chhod us baat ko, main mind nahin karta
Meri to khud ki hi engagement bua ki ladki se hui hai.
Isi liye main to khud incest me phasa hua hun
(Main haste hue bola)
Meri baat se shayad uska dar kam ho gaya tha.
Raju - yarr, mariya bohot tension me hai,
Uska ro - ro kar bura haal hai,
Main - ab bata isme main kya kar sakta hun,
Maun to bolkar aya tha ki main kisi se nahin kahunga.
Raju - yarr baat wo nahin hai,
Main (beech me) - to baat kya hai?
Raju (irritate hote hue) - kuchh nahin, kal milna mujhse
Phoir batata hun.
Main - theek hai, kal college me milte hain.
Tujhse pallavi ke bare me bhi kuchh puchhna hai,
Chak ab phone rakh , bbye behench*d
Raju - sale, harami.....
(Isse pehle ki wo or gaaliyan sunata maine haste hue
phone kaat diya)
Main ghar pohcha, in sab me sham ke 7 baj gaye the.
Sakshi ne door khola or mujhe dekhte hi, mere kaan
ke niche 2 dhar diye...
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To... Be... Continue
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