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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[Dark.King]

Nice Update

 

[lovenaeem88]

Nice update janab

 

[park]

Update 22



Mama jo sab dhyan se sun rahe the unke chehre par ab udasi aur sharm ke mile jule se bhav the
Mama :- lekin woh tumhara bhanja hai
Mami :- kyu bhai se chudwa sakte ho yaha tak ki ek mamuli majdoor ka photo dikhate ho aur puchte ho ki kaisa hai toh ab bhanja kyu nahi
Mama :- lekin…
Mami :- bas aur koi baat nahi
Wahi ghar pe
Didi mujhe uthane ke bahut try kar rahi thi lekin me uth hi nahi raha tha jab didi ne mere uper ki chaddar hatayi toh niche me tha hi nahi itne der se jisse woh gale lagaye baate kar rahi thi chumiya le rahi thi woh me tha hi nahi meri jagah takiya thi jise mene hi rakha tha
Didi :- ye bhai kaha gaya itni subah subah(kuch sochte hue) jaroor khet gaya hoga
Kuch samay pahle
Jab subah meri aakh khuli toh mujhe mere uper wajan sa lagne laga jab thik se dekha toh paya ki didi mere uper so rahi hai sote waqt unka masoom chehra dekh kar asa laga jaise bas dekhta hi rahu lekin jald hi khud pr kabu pa liya phir dheere se didi ko side karke mene apni jagah takiya rakh diya jisse uthne ke baad mujhe room me na dekhke unhe chinta na ho phir me uthkar sabse pahle fresh hota hu aur ghar ki chat par chala jata hu dhyan lagane jitna mujhe pata tha us hisab se palti marke me baith gaya aur man ke sare khayal nikalne laga lekin me woh nahi kar paya mera dhyan tut gaya me phir se karne laga abhi thode jyada time ke liye dhyan lagaya tha ki tabhi phir se mera dhyan tut gaya lekin is baar me bhi than kar hi baitha tha ki kuch bhi ho jaye me dhyan laga ke hi rahunga
Abhi mene dhyan lagane ke liye shurwat kar hi raha tha ki kuch halchal hui aur tabhi mera dhyan tut gaya jab aakh khuli toh samne dadaji dikh
Me :- dada aap kab chat par aa gaye mujhe pata hi nahi chala
Dadaji :- jab tum yoga kar rahe the
Me (udas hoke) :- kaha dadaji
Dadaji :- kyu kya hua mere bache
Me :- me dhyan lagaane ka try kar raha tha lekin lag hi nahi raha tha
Dadaji :- isme udas hone ki kya baat koi bhi cheej kisi ko bhi ek din me nahi aati har chij sikhne me samay lagta hai aur waise bhi dhyan lagana itna bhi aasan nahi hai uska bhi ek tarika hota hai
Me :- aapko pata hai
Dadaji :- ha dhyan lagate waqt apne man me om ka smaran karna aur pura focus us om par lagana jisse tumhare man me koi aur chij nahi aayegi samjhe
Me (dadaji ko gale lagate hue) :- thank you dadaji
Dadaji :- chalo ab niche sab nashte ke liye tumhara intezaar kar rahe hai
Me :- ji chaliye dadaji
Phir me aur dadaji niche chale gaye phir humne sath nashta kiya phir me waha se bhima kaka ke akhade me aa gaya jaha joro shoro se kushti ke mukable chal rahe the
Mukablon ko dekhte hue mere kadam apne ap ruk gaye aur us mukable ko dekhne me lag gaya me use dekhne me itna kho gaya ki pata hi nahi chala
Abhi me mukabla dekh hi raha tha ek taraf shera aur dusri taraf 3 pahalwan ek sath abhi me mukabla dekhne me busy tha abhi me dekh hi raha tha ki achanak pata nahi dimag me kya aaya me muskurate hue aakhe band karta hu
Me :- (man me) jarvis slow mode on (waise use bolne ki jarurat nahi thi lekin apna bhai iron man ka fan tha use aisa feel ho raha tha ki jarvis ko hukum de raha hai like every iron man fan)
Mene abhi ye bola hi tha ki achanak sab slow motion me dekhne laga abhi me woh sab dekh hi raha tha slow me dekhne me kya maja aa raha tha jab koi bhi jamin par girta dekhta khas kar tab jab girne se jo miti udti use dekhne me gajab hi maja tha abhi me is khas mukable ka luft utha hi raha tha ki tabhi mujhe dikha ki ek aadmi khanjar leke abhi shera par war karne hi wala tha ki tabhi me bich me kud pada sab mere liye toh sab slow tha lekin baki logo ke liye woh sab normal hi chal raha tha jis wajah mujhe bich me kudte hue kisi ne nahi dekha lekin jab mene uska khanjar wala hath pakada toh sab ko dikh gaya sabki pahli nazar pahlwaan ke hath ke khanjar pe gayi phir mujhpe
Mera chehra dekhte hi 1 jan daudte hue kaka ke pass gaya jaha usne sab bata diya jab kaka bahar aaye toh dekha 1 pahlwaan apna hath pakad ke jamin pe lait ke dard se chilla raha tha aur me uske samne khada tha
Bhima :- kya hua chote malik yaha pe
Me :- ye yaha khanjar leke shera ko maarne ke liye aaya tha
Mere bat sunte hi kaka ne kuch aadmiyon ko bulake use waha se andar leke gaye phir me or kaka bhi chale gaye jaha meri talwar baji ki training honi thi ab dadaji ke order ke hisab se mujhe bas basic hi sikhana tha jise kaise pakadte hai kaise ghumate hai kaise balance karte hai aur kya kya precautions lene hai bas mujhe itna hi sikhna tha jo aaj mera complete hone wala tha
Phir jab meri trainning complete hui toh me waha se mira kaki ke ghar gaya waha jake mene dekha ki kaki aaram se so rahi hai toh me unki nind disturb na karke me waha se sidha apne khet chala gaya
Lekin raste me jab me chal raha tha tabhi mujhe kuch aahat sunayi di jab mene us or dekha toh paya ki us din jo pati patni ko khet me dekha tha aaj bhi wahi log wahi kaam kar rahe the me aaj lekin aaj jab me unhe dekh raha tha toh achanak kano me us ladki ki aawaj aayi
Ladki :- ahhhh bhai aur jor se thoda tej dhakkke maar ahhhhh bhai aur teeeej
Ladka :- ha didiiiiii ahhhhhh ye lo didi ye lo ahhhh me aaa rahaa hu didiiiii
Ladki :- abhi toh maja aane laga hai bhai itni jaldi kyaaaa haiiiii auur thodiii deerrrr bhaiii
Lekin ladki ki baate ladka ignore kar deta hai aur kuch hi der me ladka jhad jata hai aur ladki ki chut chusne lagta hai aur use jhada deta hai jab woh kapde pahnne lagte hai tab raj waha se chala jata hai
Jab apne khet pahucha toh dekha sare majdoor kaam kar rahe the me bhi unke sath jut gaya kaam karne laga kuch time baad c. Chacha bhi aa gaye jinhone aate hi mujhe dekha aur phir kisi ko phone ghumake mere pass aa gaye
Chacha :- kidhar tha tu itni der se
Me :- kidhar tha matlab mera toh humesha ka hai pahle bhima kaka ke akhade me phir mira ma ke pass phir time bacha toh yaha pe kyun kya hua
Chacha :- ye tu aaj kal itna ladai jhagda kyu karta hai
Me :- me kaha karta hu
Chacha :- ha tu kaha karta hai kal mandir me aur aj akhade me tera humshakal hoga
Me :- dekho chacha aapko pata hai me kabhi bhi shuru nahi karta hu me bas khatam karta hu
Chacha :- ha chal ghar me sab intezaar kar rahe hai phir dekhte hai kon shuru hota hai kon khatam
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Nice and superb update.....

 

[VAJRADHIKARI]

Update 23

Jab me aur chacha ghar pe laute toh sab maujood the
Dadi :- aa gaye beta
Me :- ji dadi
Dada :- kya jarurat thi akhade me kudne ki kuch ho jata toh
Me :- kuch ho na jaye isiliye toh kuda
Mom :- matlab
Me :- aapko bas aadhi baat hi pata hogi malum hai mujhe
Hua yu ki jab me akhade me gaya toh dekha shera akela 3 pahalwan se lad raha hai aur kya mast mukabla tha mom ki kya batau aapko shera ek ek ko uthake patak raha tha phir tabhi mene dekha ki ek pahlwaan apni dhoti se khanjar nikar ke shera pr hamla hi karne wala tha ki tabhi mene uska hath pakad liya phir uske hath ko bas halka sa (jor deke) halka sa jhatka diya jisse woh khanjar chut jaye bas phir kaka aa gaye aur me unke sath chala gaya
Dada :- ha tere halke se jhatke ne kuch jyada toh nahi kiya bas use janmbhar ke liye ek hath se apahij bana diya
Sab :- kya
Dada:- ha
Me :- ab uski haddiya kamjor thi toh meri kya galti boliye
Dadaji :- acha aur kal ka mandir wale kand ka kya kahoge
Me :- mene nahi usi ne shuru kia tha mene bas itna kaha tha ki bike agar teri hai toh chabi dikha bike ki usne lathbaj aage kar diye me kya karta
Dadi :- abhi nas bhi kijiye aapne toh aate hi bichare ki class laga di use khana toh khane do
Me(masoom face banake) :- ha dadi bhut bhook lagi hai
Dada :- chalo khana kha lo
Me :- ji me fresh hoke aata hu
Mere jane ke baad
Dadaji (dadi se) :- tumhare hi laad pyaar ki wajah se bigad raha hai har dusre din kisi na kisi se ladhai karne lagata hai 1 hafte me aaj tisri baar wo ladai jhagda karke aaya hai
Dadi :- are ap chup raho bhale hi wo ladai jhagda karke aaya ho lekin ye sab woh sirf tabhi karta hai jab koi use larkare woh raja hai agar use koi larkar toh uska dharm hai larkarne wali aawaj ko shant karna woh wahi kar raha hai
Aap bhi toh apne jamane me dakuon ke ilake me akele ghus jate aur sabko maar girate woh toh bas jakhmi karta hai kyu aaj tak usne kabhi kisi ki jaan thodi na li hai aur ap toh bolo hi mat aapne aur aapke beton ne milke toh lashon ka pahad taiyar kia hai aapko toh kabhi kisi ne roka nahi kyu
Dada :- hum logo ne jab bhi hathiyar uthaya hamesha praja ki sahayta aur durjano ke sanhar karne ke liue hi uthaye the lekin uski aakhon me dekha hai aisa lagta hai use maja aata hai ladai jhagde me aur itihas hai jis bhi yodha ko ladai jhagda me maja aane laga hai woh kewal nirdayi yodha bana hai raja nahi
Dadi :- uske sath hum hai aap chinta mat karo woh ek raja hai koi yodha nahi chalo khana khalo
Tab tak me bhi niche aagaya phir sab ne milke khana khaya
Nana nani ke ghar me
Abhi is waqt sab hall me baithe the jaha nana nani mami 2no mama aur mosi thi
Nana :- mene sabko isliye bulaya hai ki me chahta hu ki raj is ghar me wapas aaye isliye me aap sab ki ray chahta hu
Mosi (gusse me) :- ab kyu abhi bhi us bichare pr julm karke man nahi bhara kya jo ab use phir se bulke uspr julm karna chahte ho
B. Mama :- nahi choti hum sab ko apni galti ka ahsas ho gaya hai
Mosi :- acha aur achanak aapko galti ka ahsas kaise hua
Nani(rote hue) :- hume maaf kardo beti ab mujhse aur sahan nahi hota
Mosi :- kyu ab kya hua
Nana :- shant ho jao sab hume jitna kosna ho koslo lekin mera nawasa yaha wapis aake rahega aur me bhi dekhu kon rokta hai
Nanaji ye keh toh gusse me rahe the lekin gusse ke sath sath unki aakho se aasu bhi nah rahe the
Phir nana apne kamre me chale gaye phir dheere dheere sab log apne kamre me chale gaye
Mama mami ke kamre me
Abhi inke kamre nana nani ko chodke sab maujood the
B. Mama :- choti aaj jo bhi tumne niche kiya jis tarah se maa pita se baat ki woh galat tha
Mosi :- aur jo tum logo ne kiya uska kya
Kya ho gaya tha tum logon ko jo us masoom ke sath itna bura kiya
Abhi b. mama kuch bolte ki tabhi c. mama bol pade
C. Mama :- ha bhaiya aisi kya baat hui thi ki jiske aane ki khushi me aap fule nahi samaye the usi ke jaan ke piche pad gaye
B. Mama :- halat hi aise ban gaye the
Mami :- matlab kya hai aapka
B. Mama :- tum sabko yaad hi hoga ki rajni (maa) raj ko janam dene se pahle hi 2 baar accident ho gaya tha. Aur chote tu sahar gaya tha aur choti tu pregnent thi us waqt maa ke chachere bhai ghar aaye the. Unhone maa papa ke dimaag me ye baat daal di ki raj ke janam se rajni ki jaan khatre me hai lekin maa papa nahi mane lekin usi sham ko rajni sidhiyon se girte girte bachi phir tere ghar se phone aaya ki tune 2 bacho ko janm diya hai lekin un 2 mese 1 bacha mara hua paida hua aur phir chote teri bike slip ho gayi toh unhone
Iska ilzaam bhi raj pr laga diya phir uske baad yaha dakuon ne khet bhi barbaad kar diye toh unhone uska bhi ilzaam usipr laga diya. Maa toh unki baato me aagayi lekin me aur papa nahi mane lekin jab maa ki bhi tabyet kharab ho gayi toh maa ne hume emotional blackmail karke raj ke khilaf bhadka diya phir baki sab toh tumhe pata hi hai
Ye sab bolke mama shant ho gaye
Toh wahi bhima kaka ke ghar
Abhi abhi bhima kaka unke ghar pahuche hi the ki waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se bhima ke bade bhai(shiva ke pita) utare aur unke saath unki patni aur beti bhi utare
Bhima ka bhai :- raka singh
Unki patni :- rani singh
Beti :- shivani singh
Beta :- shiva
Back to story
Raka (bheema se) :- kaise ho mere chote bhai
Bhima :- are bhaiya aap (charan chute hue) pranam
Raka :- are gale lag mere bhai
Phir jab raka ki najar apne bete par padi toh unhone dekha ki woh ek kone me mayus khada tha toh woh uske pass pahuch gaye
Raka :- kya hua beta aise mayoos kyu khade ho
Bhima :- me batata hu bhaiya
Phir bhima unhe sab batate hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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[Xabhi]

Update 23

Jab me aur chacha ghar pe laute toh sab maujood the
Dadi :- aa gaye beta
Me :- ji dadi
Dada :- kya jarurat thi akhade me kudne ki kuch ho jata toh
Me :- kuch ho na jaye isiliye toh kuda
Mom :- matlab
Me :- aapko bas aadhi baat hi pata hogi malum hai mujhe
Hua yu ki jab me akhade me gaya toh dekha shera akela 3 pahalwan se lad raha hai aur kya mast mukabla tha mom ki kya batau aapko shera ek ek ko uthake patak raha tha phir tabhi mene dekha ki ek pahlwaan apni dhoti se khanjar nikar ke shera pr hamla hi karne wala tha ki tabhi mene uska hath pakad liya phir uske hath ko bas halka sa (jor deke) halka sa jhatka diya jisse woh khanjar chut jaye bas phir kaka aa gaye aur me unke sath chala gaya
Dada :- ha tere halke se jhatke ne kuch jyada toh nahi kiya bas use janmbhar ke liye ek hath se apahij bana diya
Sab :- kya
Dada:- ha
Me :- ab uski haddiya kamjor thi toh meri kya galti boliye
Dadaji :- acha aur kal ka mandir wale kand ka kya kahoge
Me :- mene nahi usi ne shuru kia tha mene bas itna kaha tha ki bike agar teri hai toh chabi dikha bike ki usne lathbaj aage kar diye me kya karta
Dadi :- abhi nas bhi kijiye aapne toh aate hi bichare ki class laga di use khana toh khane do
Me(masoom face banake) :- ha dadi bhut bhook lagi hai
Dada :- chalo khana kha lo
Me :- ji me fresh hoke aata hu
Mere jane ke baad
Dadaji (dadi se) :- tumhare hi laad pyaar ki wajah se bigad raha hai har dusre din kisi na kisi se ladhai karne lagata hai 1 hafte me aaj tisri baar wo ladai jhagda karke aaya hai
Dadi :- are ap chup raho bhale hi wo ladai jhagda karke aaya ho lekin ye sab woh sirf tabhi karta hai jab koi use larkare woh raja hai agar use koi larkar toh uska dharm hai larkarne wali aawaj ko shant karna woh wahi kar raha hai
Aap bhi toh apne jamane me dakuon ke ilake me akele ghus jate aur sabko maar girate woh toh bas jakhmi karta hai kyu aaj tak usne kabhi kisi ki jaan thodi na li hai aur ap toh bolo hi mat aapne aur aapke beton ne milke toh lashon ka pahad taiyar kia hai aapko toh kabhi kisi ne roka nahi kyu
Dada :- hum logo ne jab bhi hathiyar uthaya hamesha praja ki sahayta aur durjano ke sanhar karne ke liue hi uthaye the lekin uski aakhon me dekha hai aisa lagta hai use maja aata hai ladai jhagde me aur itihas hai jis bhi yodha ko ladai jhagda me maja aane laga hai woh kewal nirdayi yodha bana hai raja nahi
Dadi :- uske sath hum hai aap chinta mat karo woh ek raja hai koi yodha nahi chalo khana khalo
Tab tak me bhi niche aagaya phir sab ne milke khana khaya
Nana nani ke ghar me
Abhi is waqt sab hall me baithe the jaha nana nani mami 2no mama aur mosi thi
Nana :- mene sabko isliye bulaya hai ki me chahta hu ki raj is ghar me wapas aaye isliye me aap sab ki ray chahta hu
Mosi (gusse me) :- ab kyu abhi bhi us bichare pr julm karke man nahi bhara kya jo ab use phir se bulke uspr julm karna chahte ho
B. Mama :- nahi choti hum sab ko apni galti ka ahsas ho gaya hai
Mosi :- acha aur achanak aapko galti ka ahsas kaise hua
Nani(rote hue) :- hume maaf kardo beti ab mujhse aur sahan nahi hota
Mosi :- kyu ab kya hua
Nana :- shant ho jao sab hume jitna kosna ho koslo lekin mera nawasa yaha wapis aake rahega aur me bhi dekhu kon rokta hai
Nanaji ye keh toh gusse me rahe the lekin gusse ke sath sath unki aakho se aasu bhi nah rahe the
Phir nana apne kamre me chale gaye phir dheere dheere sab log apne kamre me chale gaye
Mama mami ke kamre me
Abhi inke kamre nana nani ko chodke sab maujood the
B. Mama :- choti aaj jo bhi tumne niche kiya jis tarah se maa pita se baat ki woh galat tha
Mosi :- aur jo tum logo ne kiya uska kya
Kya ho gaya tha tum logon ko jo us masoom ke sath itna bura kiya
Abhi b. mama kuch bolte ki tabhi c. mama bol pade
C. Mama :- ha bhaiya aisi kya baat hui thi ki jiske aane ki khushi me aap fule nahi samaye the usi ke jaan ke piche pad gaye
B. Mama :- halat hi aise ban gaye the
Mami :- matlab kya hai aapka
B. Mama :- tum sabko yaad hi hoga ki rajni (maa) raj ko janam dene se pahle hi 2 baar accident ho gaya tha. Aur chote tu sahar gaya tha aur choti tu pregnent thi us waqt maa ke chachere bhai ghar aaye the. Unhone maa papa ke dimaag me ye baat daal di ki raj ke janam se rajni ki jaan khatre me hai lekin maa papa nahi mane lekin usi sham ko rajni sidhiyon se girte girte bachi phir tere ghar se phone aaya ki tune 2 bacho ko janm diya hai lekin un 2 mese 1 bacha mara hua paida hua aur phir chote teri bike slip ho gayi toh unhone
Iska ilzaam bhi raj pr laga diya phir uske baad yaha dakuon ne khet bhi barbaad kar diye toh unhone uska bhi ilzaam usipr laga diya. Maa toh unki baato me aagayi lekin me aur papa nahi mane lekin jab maa ki bhi tabyet kharab ho gayi toh maa ne hume emotional blackmail karke raj ke khilaf bhadka diya phir baki sab toh tumhe pata hi hai
Ye sab bolke mama shant ho gaye
Toh wahi bhima kaka ke ghar
Abhi abhi bhima kaka unke ghar pahuche hi the ki waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se bhima ke bade bhai(shiva ke pita) utare aur unke saath unki patni aur beti bhi utare
Bhima ka bhai :- raka singh
Unki patni :- rani singh
Beti :- shivani singh
Beta :- shiva
Back to story
Raka (bheema se) :- kaise ho mere chote bhai
Bhima :- are bhaiya aap (charan chute hue) pranam
Raka :- are gale lag mere bhai
Phir jab raka ki najar apne bete par padi toh unhone dekha ki woh ek kone me mayus khada tha toh woh uske pass pahuch gaye
Raka :- kya hua beta aise mayoos kyu khade ho
Bhima :- me batata hu bhaiya
Phir bhima unhe sab batate hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast

bheema ka bhai raka aaya hai sath me Bibi aur beti ko bhi laya hai, yha dada ji ne class lga di Raj ki pr dadi ne samhal liya...

Mama Mami mausi ke sath sath Nana Nani ne meating lgai or Raj ko nanihal bulane kah diye, bade mama ne Chhote mama aur mausi ko Sara sach bta diya, ab dekhte hai aage Chhote mama aur mausi kya karti hai Raj ko apne ghar bulvane ke liye...

 

[urc4me]

Romanchak. Pratiksha agle rasprad update ki

 

[Dark.King]

Nice Update

 

[Yasasvi1]

Update 23

Jab me aur chacha ghar pe laute toh sab maujood the
Dadi :- aa gaye beta
Me :- ji dadi
Dada :- kya jarurat thi akhade me kudne ki kuch ho jata toh
Me :- kuch ho na jaye isiliye toh kuda
Mom :- matlab
Me :- aapko bas aadhi baat hi pata hogi malum hai mujhe
Hua yu ki jab me akhade me gaya toh dekha shera akela 3 pahalwan se lad raha hai aur kya mast mukabla tha mom ki kya batau aapko shera ek ek ko uthake patak raha tha phir tabhi mene dekha ki ek pahlwaan apni dhoti se khanjar nikar ke shera pr hamla hi karne wala tha ki tabhi mene uska hath pakad liya phir uske hath ko bas halka sa (jor deke) halka sa jhatka diya jisse woh khanjar chut jaye bas phir kaka aa gaye aur me unke sath chala gaya
Dada :- ha tere halke se jhatke ne kuch jyada toh nahi kiya bas use janmbhar ke liye ek hath se apahij bana diya
Sab :- kya
Dada:- ha
Me :- ab uski haddiya kamjor thi toh meri kya galti boliye
Dadaji :- acha aur kal ka mandir wale kand ka kya kahoge
Me :- mene nahi usi ne shuru kia tha mene bas itna kaha tha ki bike agar teri hai toh chabi dikha bike ki usne lathbaj aage kar diye me kya karta
Dadi :- abhi nas bhi kijiye aapne toh aate hi bichare ki class laga di use khana toh khane do
Me(masoom face banake) :- ha dadi bhut bhook lagi hai
Dada :- chalo khana kha lo
Me :- ji me fresh hoke aata hu
Mere jane ke baad
Dadaji (dadi se) :- tumhare hi laad pyaar ki wajah se bigad raha hai har dusre din kisi na kisi se ladhai karne lagata hai 1 hafte me aaj tisri baar wo ladai jhagda karke aaya hai
Dadi :- are ap chup raho bhale hi wo ladai jhagda karke aaya ho lekin ye sab woh sirf tabhi karta hai jab koi use larkare woh raja hai agar use koi larkar toh uska dharm hai larkarne wali aawaj ko shant karna woh wahi kar raha hai
Aap bhi toh apne jamane me dakuon ke ilake me akele ghus jate aur sabko maar girate woh toh bas jakhmi karta hai kyu aaj tak usne kabhi kisi ki jaan thodi na li hai aur ap toh bolo hi mat aapne aur aapke beton ne milke toh lashon ka pahad taiyar kia hai aapko toh kabhi kisi ne roka nahi kyu
Dada :- hum logo ne jab bhi hathiyar uthaya hamesha praja ki sahayta aur durjano ke sanhar karne ke liue hi uthaye the lekin uski aakhon me dekha hai aisa lagta hai use maja aata hai ladai jhagde me aur itihas hai jis bhi yodha ko ladai jhagda me maja aane laga hai woh kewal nirdayi yodha bana hai raja nahi
Dadi :- uske sath hum hai aap chinta mat karo woh ek raja hai koi yodha nahi chalo khana khalo
Tab tak me bhi niche aagaya phir sab ne milke khana khaya
Nana nani ke ghar me
Abhi is waqt sab hall me baithe the jaha nana nani mami 2no mama aur mosi thi
Nana :- mene sabko isliye bulaya hai ki me chahta hu ki raj is ghar me wapas aaye isliye me aap sab ki ray chahta hu
Mosi (gusse me) :- ab kyu abhi bhi us bichare pr julm karke man nahi bhara kya jo ab use phir se bulke uspr julm karna chahte ho
B. Mama :- nahi choti hum sab ko apni galti ka ahsas ho gaya hai
Mosi :- acha aur achanak aapko galti ka ahsas kaise hua
Nani(rote hue) :- hume maaf kardo beti ab mujhse aur sahan nahi hota
Mosi :- kyu ab kya hua
Nana :- shant ho jao sab hume jitna kosna ho koslo lekin mera nawasa yaha wapis aake rahega aur me bhi dekhu kon rokta hai
Nanaji ye keh toh gusse me rahe the lekin gusse ke sath sath unki aakho se aasu bhi nah rahe the
Phir nana apne kamre me chale gaye phir dheere dheere sab log apne kamre me chale gaye
Mama mami ke kamre me
Abhi inke kamre nana nani ko chodke sab maujood the
B. Mama :- choti aaj jo bhi tumne niche kiya jis tarah se maa pita se baat ki woh galat tha
Mosi :- aur jo tum logo ne kiya uska kya
Kya ho gaya tha tum logon ko jo us masoom ke sath itna bura kiya
Abhi b. mama kuch bolte ki tabhi c. mama bol pade
C. Mama :- ha bhaiya aisi kya baat hui thi ki jiske aane ki khushi me aap fule nahi samaye the usi ke jaan ke piche pad gaye
B. Mama :- halat hi aise ban gaye the
Mami :- matlab kya hai aapka
B. Mama :- tum sabko yaad hi hoga ki rajni (maa) raj ko janam dene se pahle hi 2 baar accident ho gaya tha. Aur chote tu sahar gaya tha aur choti tu pregnent thi us waqt maa ke chachere bhai ghar aaye the. Unhone maa papa ke dimaag me ye baat daal di ki raj ke janam se rajni ki jaan khatre me hai lekin maa papa nahi mane lekin usi sham ko rajni sidhiyon se girte girte bachi phir tere ghar se phone aaya ki tune 2 bacho ko janm diya hai lekin un 2 mese 1 bacha mara hua paida hua aur phir chote teri bike slip ho gayi toh unhone
Iska ilzaam bhi raj pr laga diya phir uske baad yaha dakuon ne khet bhi barbaad kar diye toh unhone uska bhi ilzaam usipr laga diya. Maa toh unki baato me aagayi lekin me aur papa nahi mane lekin jab maa ki bhi tabyet kharab ho gayi toh maa ne hume emotional blackmail karke raj ke khilaf bhadka diya phir baki sab toh tumhe pata hi hai
Ye sab bolke mama shant ho gaye
Toh wahi bhima kaka ke ghar
Abhi abhi bhima kaka unke ghar pahuche hi the ki waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se bhima ke bade bhai(shiva ke pita) utare aur unke saath unki patni aur beti bhi utare
Bhima ka bhai :- raka singh
Unki patni :- rani singh
Beti :- shivani singh
Beta :- shiva
Back to story
Raka (bheema se) :- kaise ho mere chote bhai
Bhima :- are bhaiya aap (charan chute hue) pranam
Raka :- are gale lag mere bhai
Phir jab raka ki najar apne bete par padi toh unhone dekha ki woh ek kone me mayus khada tha toh woh uske pass pahuch gaye
Raka :- kya hua beta aise mayoos kyu khade ho
Bhima :- me batata hu bhaiya
Phir bhima unhe sab batate hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Nice update sir waiting for next

 

[Pardeep Singh meena]

Very nice update bro weting for next update bro

 

[HAARRY POTTER]

Update 23

Jab me aur chacha ghar pe laute toh sab maujood the
Dadi :- aa gaye beta
Me :- ji dadi
Dada :- kya jarurat thi akhade me kudne ki kuch ho jata toh
Me :- kuch ho na jaye isiliye toh kuda
Mom :- matlab
Me :- aapko bas aadhi baat hi pata hogi malum hai mujhe
Hua yu ki jab me akhade me gaya toh dekha shera akela 3 pahalwan se lad raha hai aur kya mast mukabla tha mom ki kya batau aapko shera ek ek ko uthake patak raha tha phir tabhi mene dekha ki ek pahlwaan apni dhoti se khanjar nikar ke shera pr hamla hi karne wala tha ki tabhi mene uska hath pakad liya phir uske hath ko bas halka sa (jor deke) halka sa jhatka diya jisse woh khanjar chut jaye bas phir kaka aa gaye aur me unke sath chala gaya
Dada :- ha tere halke se jhatke ne kuch jyada toh nahi kiya bas use janmbhar ke liye ek hath se apahij bana diya
Sab :- kya
Dada:- ha
Me :- ab uski haddiya kamjor thi toh meri kya galti boliye
Dadaji :- acha aur kal ka mandir wale kand ka kya kahoge
Me :- mene nahi usi ne shuru kia tha mene bas itna kaha tha ki bike agar teri hai toh chabi dikha bike ki usne lathbaj aage kar diye me kya karta
Dadi :- abhi nas bhi kijiye aapne toh aate hi bichare ki class laga di use khana toh khane do
Me(masoom face banake) :- ha dadi bhut bhook lagi hai
Dada :- chalo khana kha lo
Me :- ji me fresh hoke aata hu
Mere jane ke baad
Dadaji (dadi se) :- tumhare hi laad pyaar ki wajah se bigad raha hai har dusre din kisi na kisi se ladhai karne lagata hai 1 hafte me aaj tisri baar wo ladai jhagda karke aaya hai
Dadi :- are ap chup raho bhale hi wo ladai jhagda karke aaya ho lekin ye sab woh sirf tabhi karta hai jab koi use larkare woh raja hai agar use koi larkar toh uska dharm hai larkarne wali aawaj ko shant karna woh wahi kar raha hai
Aap bhi toh apne jamane me dakuon ke ilake me akele ghus jate aur sabko maar girate woh toh bas jakhmi karta hai kyu aaj tak usne kabhi kisi ki jaan thodi na li hai aur ap toh bolo hi mat aapne aur aapke beton ne milke toh lashon ka pahad taiyar kia hai aapko toh kabhi kisi ne roka nahi kyu
Dada :- hum logo ne jab bhi hathiyar uthaya hamesha praja ki sahayta aur durjano ke sanhar karne ke liue hi uthaye the lekin uski aakhon me dekha hai aisa lagta hai use maja aata hai ladai jhagde me aur itihas hai jis bhi yodha ko ladai jhagda me maja aane laga hai woh kewal nirdayi yodha bana hai raja nahi
Dadi :- uske sath hum hai aap chinta mat karo woh ek raja hai koi yodha nahi chalo khana khalo
Tab tak me bhi niche aagaya phir sab ne milke khana khaya
Nana nani ke ghar me
Abhi is waqt sab hall me baithe the jaha nana nani mami 2no mama aur mosi thi
Nana :- mene sabko isliye bulaya hai ki me chahta hu ki raj is ghar me wapas aaye isliye me aap sab ki ray chahta hu
Mosi (gusse me) :- ab kyu abhi bhi us bichare pr julm karke man nahi bhara kya jo ab use phir se bulke uspr julm karna chahte ho
B. Mama :- nahi choti hum sab ko apni galti ka ahsas ho gaya hai
Mosi :- acha aur achanak aapko galti ka ahsas kaise hua
Nani(rote hue) :- hume maaf kardo beti ab mujhse aur sahan nahi hota
Mosi :- kyu ab kya hua
Nana :- shant ho jao sab hume jitna kosna ho koslo lekin mera nawasa yaha wapis aake rahega aur me bhi dekhu kon rokta hai
Nanaji ye keh toh gusse me rahe the lekin gusse ke sath sath unki aakho se aasu bhi nah rahe the
Phir nana apne kamre me chale gaye phir dheere dheere sab log apne kamre me chale gaye
Mama mami ke kamre me
Abhi inke kamre nana nani ko chodke sab maujood the
B. Mama :- choti aaj jo bhi tumne niche kiya jis tarah se maa pita se baat ki woh galat tha
Mosi :- aur jo tum logo ne kiya uska kya
Kya ho gaya tha tum logon ko jo us masoom ke sath itna bura kiya
Abhi b. mama kuch bolte ki tabhi c. mama bol pade
C. Mama :- ha bhaiya aisi kya baat hui thi ki jiske aane ki khushi me aap fule nahi samaye the usi ke jaan ke piche pad gaye
B. Mama :- halat hi aise ban gaye the
Mami :- matlab kya hai aapka
B. Mama :- tum sabko yaad hi hoga ki rajni (maa) raj ko janam dene se pahle hi 2 baar accident ho gaya tha. Aur chote tu sahar gaya tha aur choti tu pregnent thi us waqt maa ke chachere bhai ghar aaye the. Unhone maa papa ke dimaag me ye baat daal di ki raj ke janam se rajni ki jaan khatre me hai lekin maa papa nahi mane lekin usi sham ko rajni sidhiyon se girte girte bachi phir tere ghar se phone aaya ki tune 2 bacho ko janm diya hai lekin un 2 mese 1 bacha mara hua paida hua aur phir chote teri bike slip ho gayi toh unhone
Iska ilzaam bhi raj pr laga diya phir uske baad yaha dakuon ne khet bhi barbaad kar diye toh unhone uska bhi ilzaam usipr laga diya. Maa toh unki baato me aagayi lekin me aur papa nahi mane lekin jab maa ki bhi tabyet kharab ho gayi toh maa ne hume emotional blackmail karke raj ke khilaf bhadka diya phir baki sab toh tumhe pata hi hai
Ye sab bolke mama shant ho gaye
Toh wahi bhima kaka ke ghar
Abhi abhi bhima kaka unke ghar pahuche hi the ki waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se bhima ke bade bhai(shiva ke pita) utare aur unke saath unki patni aur beti bhi utare
Bhima ka bhai :- raka singh
Unki patni :- rani singh
Beti :- shivani singh
Beta :- shiva
Back to story
Raka (bheema se) :- kaise ho mere chote bhai
Bhima :- are bhaiya aap (charan chute hue) pranam
Raka :- are gale lag mere bhai
Phir jab raka ki najar apne bete par padi toh unhone dekha ki woh ek kone me mayus khada tha toh woh uske pass pahuch gaye
Raka :- kya hua beta aise mayoos kyu khade ho
Bhima :- me batata hu bhaiya
Phir bhima unhe sab batate hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Mast update h bro...