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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 79

Me :- thik hai mene waise bhi kaha hai ki mujhe jabardasti pasand nahi hai aur ha ye sab abse khule aam mat karna ye sab agar kisi ne dekh liya toh badnami hone layak bhi izzat nahi bachegi
Itna bolke me waha se jane laga
Soniya :- aise hi chale jayenge paas se dekhe bina(itna bolke soniya ne apna blouse khol diya or apni dono chuchiyo ko
hath se sehlaya)
Soniya ki baat sunke mein jaise hi ghuma to bus mantrmugdh sa uski taraf chal diya or uske paas pahuch kar maine apne hatho ko uski dono gadrayi hui chuchiyo pe rakh diya hath lagte hi hum dono ko hi jaise ek jhatka lga uska to shayad mard ka hath lgne se aisa hua tha lekin mujhe to
uski chuchiyo ko press karke laga tha vo sach me bahut tight thi aisa lag raha tha ki kisine kabhi inhe chua hi na ho
Me soniya ka ye avtaar dekh ke phir se madhosh ho raha tha lekin is baar mene turant hi apne aap ko control kar liya
Me :- ye tumhe kisi bhi dabav me aake karne ki jarurat nahi hai tum ye karo ya na karo tumhare aabru pe ek aach bhi nahi aayegi
Soniya :- nahi chote malik me ye kisi bhi dabav me aake nahi balki apni marzi se kar rahi hu sach baat ye hai ki kal jab se aapko dekha tha tab se hi aapke prati khichav mahsoos hua tha isiliye mene kal aapse lad rahi thi mujhe laga tha ki koi naya majdoor hoga use apne jaal me fasa kar maje lungi
Me :- ek second tum boli thi ki tumne kisi ko hath tak lagane nahi diya aur dusri taraf majdooron ko apne jaal me fasane ki baat karti ho
Soniya ;- nahi chote malik aap galat samajh rahe ho me apne devta ki kasam khake kahti hu ki mene apne pati ke alawa aur kisi ke saath kuch nahi kiya
Me :- kya nahi kiya
Soniya :- (confuse hoke) matlab
Me :- are mera matlab saaf hai ki ki tumne kaha ki kisi aur ke sath kuch nahi kya toh me wahi puch raha hoon (uske kaan ke pass) kya nahi kiya
Meri baat sunte hi soniya ke gaal sharm ke mare lal ho gaye the
Me :- ye jagah thik nahi hai ek kaam karo jo bagiche ke bahar ki taraf jhopdi bani hai tum usme mera wait karo me aata hu
Soniya pahle se hi sharma rahi thi meri baat khatam hote hi usne apne kapde thik kiye aur jhopdi ke taraf bhag gayi
Phir me bhi waha se nikal gaya aur hariya ko bagiche ka dhyan rakhne ka bol me bhi jhopdi ke taraf nikal pada jab me waha pahucha toh darwaja khula hua tha toh mene turant gate band kar diya
gate ko band karke me jaise hi andar gya to samne soniya apne saare kapde utaar chuki thi ravi ke andar aate hi use dekhte hue boli
soniya :- ab pehle ki tarah dekhkar hi samay kharab karoge to phir se aap ko khali hath hi jana padega jayda time
nahi esliye jo karna hai jaldi kijiye
Me :- mann to karta hai ki husan ki mallika ka didaar karta rahu per vo phir kabhi kar lunga abhi to pehle eska swaad chakhna hai jise dekhte hi muh me paani aa gyaa
soniya :- to ab kya subh muharat ka intzaar kar rahe hai aaahh aaraam see (soniya ki baato ke bich me hi me uski chut ko muh me bhar kar chusne
laga)
soniya- chote malik ye kya kar rahe hai aaahhh wohhh gandi jagah hai. Aahhh lekin gajab ka maja aa raha hai aise hi ahhh
Jab mene uski chut chatna shuru ki toh use ajib toh laga lekin maja bhi aane laga wahi me bhi puri jeeb uski chut me daal kar maje se chaat raha tha jis se soniya ki mast siskiya nikal kar pore jhopde me gunz rahi thi
soniya :- ooohh maaaliik mujheee kuchhhh ho raha haiiii aaaahhhhhh itnaaa mja to
pehleeee kabhi nahi aaaayyyaaaaa uuuufffffffff aaaahhhhhh kuchhh kaarriiye
aaaaah mmmaaaaa ab aurrr mat tadpaiye bas ab apna wohh mere andar daaalll dijiye uuuffff kahi koi aagyi to bina kiye hi rehna padega
Me bhi ab kafi garam tha or dusri bar khade lund per dhoka nahi chahta tha esliye jaldi se soniya ki tango ke bich me aa kar lund ko chut pe lga ke dheere2 pura lund andar ghusane laga
jis se soniya ki aahhhh nikal gayi
Me :- (dhakka marte hue) jo bhi bolna hai khul ke bolo tabhi pura maja aayega
soniya- oooommmmaaaaa maaalik dheere aapka bahot mota hai ahhh aiisseee hi
aaraamseee ahhh malik bahut mast lund hai aapka kasam se mja aagyaa aaahhh aisee hi dheere dheere dhakke lgaiye
uuufffffff
Me soniya ke kahe anusaar hi chod raha tha per ab mujhe aise dheere -2 karne me mja nahi aa raha tha esliye ab me soniya ki dono tango ko utha kar tez tez dhakke lagane laga mere aisa karne se
soniya ki chut me phir se mitha mitha sa dard uthne laga or na chahte hue bhi vo mere tez raftaar dhakko ko jhelte hue sisak kar boli
soniya- aaahhhh malikk naahii meri chut phat jayegi mmmaahhh aapka bahut bada hai uuuufffff maaaa mujhe bacha lo aaahhh ahhh malikk pllzzz dheere
dheere kijiye aaaahhhhhh
hhaaaayyyy mmmaaa kahaa fas gaayiiii me
soniya ki halat kharab ho rahi thi vo pehle chudi to thi per uske pati muqable mera lund 3 guna mota or lamba tha jis se soniya bistar pe hath pav maar rahi thi jise chatpata te dekh me or tez tez dhakke marte hue bola
Me :- natak kyu kar rahi ho tumhari chut to pehle se hi khuli hui hai or tum aise chilla rahi ho jaise pehli bar chud rahi ho waise kuch bhi kaho chudne ke baad bhi kafi tight chut hai tumhari pura kas ke jaa raha hai mann karta hai aise hi andar bahar karta rahu din raat ( tez tez dhakke lagate hue bola)
soniya :- tight to hogi hi naaaa kyuki uska chota sa tha or sirf 2/3 bar hi kiya hai
samjhe aaaahhh mmaaaaa aapnaa dekhiye gadhe jaisa hai aaahhh mmaa too chillau naaa to kyaaa karuuu uuuuffffff maaaa meri chut kaiseee faila
dii hai aapne uuuummm (chut ko hath se tatool kar boli)
soniya ki chut me mera lund ab aaram se andar bahar ho raha tha or dard bhi pehle se kam tha per soniya ko aise chud ne me hi mja aarahaa tha esliye vo baar baar mujhe uksa rahi wahi mene bhi soniya ke hath pakad liye the or soniya ki aankho me dekhkar gehre dhakke laga raha tha jin
me ab dard ki jagah maje ki tasveer nazar aa rahi thi
wahi mere aisa karne se lund soniya ki chut me andar tak jaake lag raha tha jis se soniya ki chut ka bandh toot gya or ras bahane lagi soniya ko itna mja aaj se pehle kabhi nahi aaya tha
per jo aaj hua us se uske jism mje ki lehar si daud gayi jis me behti vo ek dum se akad gayi or
Ab woh mujhe pakad ne ki kosish karte hue boli
soniya :- oooohhhhhhhhh mmallikk aapne to meri jaaan nikaal diii aaahhhh kasam se bahut mjaaaa aayyyy aahhhh
meeiii to aaaj se aapki ho gaayii us gandu ko to hath bhi na lagane dungi meeeeeee
aaaaaahhhhhh
soniya ke jhadne ke baad mera lund ab or bhi raftaar se andar bahar ho raha tha jis ka ab soniya pura mja le rahi thi taange uthaye wahi me bhi uski gardan ko chumte hue dhakke lagaye jaa raha tha kyuki ab vo bhi manzil ke kareeb tha
soniya- aahhh maaliik aaaisseee hiii tez tezzz uuuuuuuuumm aaaaahhhhhhhh mmmmeeee gayyyii reee aaahh maaaaa
soniya ek bar phir se apni manzil per pahuch gayi thi jis uska prem rasss har dhakke ke sathvbahar aaa raha tha or vo bus but bani mujh ko dekh rahi thi jo itni der se uski chut ki dhazziya uda raha tha
Mera bhi ab final stage per pahuch kar soniya ki chut me hi jhadne lga tha jis soniya ko apni chut me mera garam garam laava mehsuss ho raha tha use to yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha ki aaj jo kuch bhi hua uske uper woh hosh me tab aayi jab mera lund uski chut se bahar nikla jis ke sath hi hum dono ka kaamras bhi uski chut se behta hua uski gand ki daraar me jaane laga
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Barso ki pyas bujha di Soniya darling ki ek hi chudai me bahut badhiya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 80
Mera bhi ab final stage per pahuch kar soniya ki chut me hi jhadne lga tha jis soniya ko apni chut me mera garam garam laava mehsuss ho raha tha use to yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha ki aaj jo kuch bhi hua uske uper woh hosh me tab aayi jab mera lund uski chut se bahar nikla jis ke sath hi hum dono ka kaamras bhi uski chut se behta hua uski gand ki daraar me jaane laga
Ab aage
Jab hum dono bhi apne apne charam par pahuch chuke the toh hum dono ke bich hui Ghamsaan chudai ke baad dono apni saansein durust karne me lage hue the jab kuch normal hue to soniya boli
Soniya :- uuuuffff chote malik aap sach me kamaal hai kasam se aaj tak itna mja nahi aaya abhi bhi aisa lag raha hai ki jaise aapka lund andar hi hai
Me :- tum bhi bahut mast ho soniya mujhe bhi bahut mja aaya
Soniya :- chaliye phir ab chalte hai waise bhi kaafi time ho gya hai
Me :- hmm per mujhse milte rehna
Soniya :- haha bilkul ab to aana hi padega kyuki aapka ye musal lene ke baad mujhe nahi lgta ki mere pati ke lund se ab mujhe aaram bhi aayega
uske baad soniya or mene apne kapde pehne or apne apne ghar ki taraf chal diye
Me abhi ghar pahuchkar sidha apne kamre me chala gya or laitte hi mujhe nind aa gayi
Me abhi soya hua tha ki tabhi mujhe apne lund per gilepan ka ehsaas jab aankh khol kar dekha to didi bade hi sexy andaaz me meri ankho me dekhte hue mere lund ko muh me lekar chus rahi thi
Me :- kya baat hai didi subah toh bade nakhre dikha rahi thi abhi kya hua
Didi :- kya karu tujhe kitni aawaj di tu toh uth hi nahi raha tha toh yahi tareeka sahi laga mujhe
Unka jawab sunke mene unhe khich kar apne baho me bhar liya
Me :- lekin ab toh dono uth gaye ab aap piche nahi hat sakti hai
Didi :- me piche hatna bhi nahi chahti lekin abhi possible nahi hai
Me :- acha aur abhi toh aap mera lund chus rahi thi aur ab kah rahe ho kuch possible nahi hai me puch sakta hu agar possible nahi hai toh woh kya tha
Didi :- mat puch mere bhai subah se bahut bechain hu jab se tune mujhe raat ko ladki se aurat banaya hai mera mann nahi lag raha kisi bhi chiz me or es waqt to bus mujhe tere sath pyar karna hai dekh meri
ye bhi kitni geeli ho rahi hai
itna bolke unhone mera hath pakad ke kapde ke upar se hi apni chut per rakh diya
Me :- tum to sach me bahut garam ho rakhi ho or tumhari chut bhi bahut geeli per abhi yaha to kuch bhi nahi ho sakta thoda intzaar karo phir to puri raat apni hai
Didi :- vo to mujhe bhi pta hai per abhi ke liye kuch to kar taki meri bechain kam ho plz bhai
Didi ki baat sunkar mene bhi apna hath niche le jaa kar didi ki penty utaar ne lga jis me didi ne bhi mera pura sath diya
Me (panty utar ke) :- ab aap samne darwaje par nazar rakhna bus ok
Didi :- hmm tu bus mujhe es bechaini se mukt kar verna me mar jaungi
Itna bolke unhaone apne dono pair khol diye jis se unki chut puri tarah se khul kar samne aa gayi jis dekh kar me phir se garam ho gaya aur dheere aage badhne lagaaur bahut hi pyar se didi ki chut ke sath jeebh se khel ne lga
apni chut per apne bhai ki jeebh ka ehsaas hote hi didi ki saanein tez chal ne lagi jitna vo pehle bechain thi ab uski chut us se jyada bechain ho rahi thi or vo bus aankh band kiye apni chut chusai ka bharpur mja le rahi thi
vo ye bhi bhul chuki thi ki darwaja khula hai aur koi bhi aa sakta hai lekin vo to bus es waqt jald se jald es bechaini se chutkara chahti thi woh ab halki halki si awaz me siskiya le rahi thi aur me bhi puri tarike se man laga kar unki chut chusne me laga tha jisse woh bhi ab jhadne wali thi abhi woh aankhe band karke maje me khone lagi aur bahut hi jald woh apne charam par thi aur dheeme aavaj me chikhte hue woh jhadne lagi
Phir hum dono ne apne apko thik kiya aur phir me aur didi dono niche chale gaye jaha sare baithe hue the
Dadaji :- aao raj
Bhale hi sab normal dikhne ki try kar rahe the lekin phir bhi mujhe mom aur dadi ke face pe halki si tension ki lakire saaf dikh rahi thi me abhi kuch bolta ki tabhi dadaji ne bolna shuru kia
Dadaji :- raj tumhare nana ka phone aaya tha
Nana ka naam sunke hi mere man me phir se wahi sare baate chalne lagi jisse do pal ke liye me jaise fridge hi ho ho gaya lekin koi notice kare usse pahle hi maine apne apko control me kar liya
Me :- kya kah rahe the woh
Dadaji :- kal unki shaadi ki saal girah hai toh woh sab chahte hai ki tum bhi waha aao unke sath celebration me shamil ho
Me :- aur aap kya chahte hai ki me kya karu
Mom :- koi..
Dad (mom ke baat ko katte hue) :- hum sab ko jo bolna hai woh humne ek dusre se discuss kar liya hai ab faisla tumhe karna hai
Me :- agar aisa hai toh me taiyaar hu me kal subah jaldi nikal jaunga
Dadaji :- raj me tum par jor nahi daal raha hu lekin me chahunga ki tum kuch din waha ruko unke saath aur unhe bhi unke navase ke sath kuch din gujarne ka man hota hoga
Me :- jaisa aap kahe dadaji me bhi yahi soch raha tha ki kuch din unke saath ruku aur unhe thoda samajh lu agar jeevan bhar rishta nibhana hai toh shurwat toh kahi na kahi se karni hogi toh me kal subah jaldi nikl jaunga toh shaam tak waha pahuch jaunga lekin koi bhi unhe batayega nahi ki me aa raha hu
Phir uske baad koi kuch nahi bola sab chup chap baithke khana khane lage me bhi jaldi se apna khana khatam karke apne kamre me chala gaya
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Soniya bhi khus aur didi ko bhi aaram de diya aur ab nana ke Ghar jaane ke liye bhi Maan Gaya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 81

Phir uske baad koi kuch nahi bola sab chup chap baithke khana khane lage me bhi jaldi se apna khana khatam karke apne kamre me chala gaya aur mere kamre ke jane ke thodi der baad hi didi bhi kamre me aa gayi aur mere bagal me baith ke mujhe dekhne lagi
Me :- aise kya dekh rahi ho pahle kabhi dekha nahi
Didi :- nahi me dekh rahi hu ki mera bhai itna bada ho gaya ki apne dar aur nafrat ko itne aasani se sab se chupa diya
Me :- ye kya kah rahe ho aap
Didi :- sach bata tujhe waha nahi jana hai na tere man me abhi bhi wohi sab baitha hai na jo tere sath bachpan me hua
Me :- ye baat sach hai lekin agar me unse milunga nahi unhe samjhunga nahi aur apne past ko hi pakad ke rakhunga toh me kabhi bhi apne nana nani se nahi mil paunga kabhi apne mama ke sath koi festival celebrate nahi kar paunga
Didi :- acha bahut ho gayi teri ye badi badi bate chal abhi mujhe (mere kano ke pass aake) jam kar pyar kar jisse jitne bhi din tum yaha nahi honge me apne tumhe apne andar fill kar saku
Itna bolke unhone apne hoton ko mere hoton se bhida diye lekin tabhi niche se mom ne didi ko aawaj diya toh didi niche chali gayi lekin jate jate mere kaan ke pass aake boli
Didi :- get ready im comming soon
Aur Jab woh wapas mere kamre me aayi toh aate hi didi ne gate lock kiya or mujhe paglo ki tarah chum ne lagi
Didi :- aaahhh bhai bus aab or waqt mat lga teri didi bahut tadap rahi ab jaldi se meri sari tadap
mita de mere aang aang ko khol kar rakh de (mere lund ko pant ke uper se pakadte hue) uuufffffff kitna mota hai tera ye
Me :- dekho didi mja karna hai to khul kar bolo naam se werna rehne do mujhe kuch nahi karna
Didi :- ohhhh bhai tu jo kahega wahi karungi bus aab tu apna ye lund meri chut ki gehrai me utaar
de plz faad de meri chut ko aaj itna jor se chod ki ye puri fat jaaye oooohhhh mere bhai aaise hi
junglee ban jaa faad de mere kapde or bhog le apni didi ke jism ko
Abhi toh dono behan bhai pagalo ki tarah ek dusre ko noch ne lage the hawas haavi hoti jaa rahi thi wahi didi to bus ye cha rahi thi ki jaldi se mera lund uski chut me ghus jaaye per mere
dimag me to kuch or hi chal raha tha esliye mene didi ko kas ke pakda or lund ko unke muh
me ghusa diya or tez tez ander bahar karne lga jisse didi ki to halat hi kharab hone lagi thi yaha
tak ki unse saans bhi nahi liya jaa raha tha jab mujhko es baat ka ehsaas hua to mene lund bahar khench liya lund bahar aate hi didi ne chain ki saans li or boli
Didi :- aahhhh mujhe maar ne ka irada tha kya abhi kuch der or na nikaal ta to mein mer hi jaati uuuffffff
Me :- aise kaise mar jaati meri jaan abhi to tumhe ye lund apni chut me bhi lena hai aur ye subah mujhe tadpane ki saza thi
Didi :- hhhaaaa to daal de na kab se bol rahi hu per tu hai ki sunta hi nahi aaahhhh aarraaammm ssee bhaaai aaarraam see
Me :- abhi to keh rahi thi ki andar daal ab daal diya to chikh rahi ho tum ladkiyon ka bhi kuch samajh nahi aata
Didi :- aaaaahhhh bhaaai aaiseee kon karta hai uuuuffffffff mmmmmaaaaa thoooddaaa to reehhaaaammm kar teri badi behan hu meeiinn
Me :- aap ne hi to kaha tha didi ki aaise karna hai oooohhhhhhhh aab mujhe bol rahi hooo
Didi :- haaa to eska matlab ye thodi hai ki tum meri jaan le lo oooohhhhh aaahhhhhh
aaaaiiiisseeeeee kaaarrrrrrrr oooooaaaaaahhhh thhoooddaaaa pyaar bhiii to hhoooo aaahhhhhh yeeeesssss mere bhhhaaaaiiii aaaahhhhhhh aaaiiiissseeeee baahhuttttttttt aachhhaaa laggh rahhhaaa haasiiiiiiii uuuuuuffffffff
Me :- oooohhhhh ddiiiddiiiiii tuiumhaara bhi kuch pta nahi chalta kabhi kuch kehti ho to kabhi kuchhh aaaaaahhhhhh per jo bhi kaho tumhari chut hai badi mast dil karta haaii bus chodta rahu kabhi naa rukkuuuu
Didi :- ooohhhh meeree bhai meeeiii to tumhaarrriiii deewani ho gayi huuuu aab to tumhare bina mann hi nahi lgta uuuuuuuufffffff ter yaha see jaane ke baad mera kya hoga
uuuuuuffff aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh orrrrr teezzz kaarr fffaaaaaaadddddd ddeeeee
mmmmmaaaahhhhhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhaaahhhh
Me :- to nahi jata me phir hum dono roz chudai karengeeee aaahhhhhhh
Didi :- maann to mera bhi yahi karta hai per kya karu chah kar bhi nahi rok sakti aaaaahhhhhhh woh bhi ter apne hai unka bhi tere pe haq hai ahhh bhaii phirrrsseeee wahiii kar raahhaaa haaiiii aaraaamm sseee kar naaaa
Me :- aahhh aaraam se mjaa nahi aa raha hai ab to aaise hi maje lo uuuufffffff aaaaaahhhh
Didi :- ahhh bhaiii dheeree dard hi raha haiii
Me :- aaaaahhhh itna mja to aa raha hai didi or aap itna chilla rahi hoooo agar aaise karogi to phir kabhi nahi karunga
Didi :- aaaaahhhh aaisseeee mat boll mere bhai kar tu jaise karna fawddd meerrriiii chuuttttt koooo aaaahhhhhh masal mujheee
Me :- haaa ye hui naa baattt aaahhhhh kyaaa mast chut haaiiii tumhaarriii dekho kaise mere lund khaaa rahi haaiiii oooohhhhhhh
Didi :- busss tu khush hai naa tu meeiiinnn bhi lhush hhoouuuu
pura kamra mere dhakko se gunz raha tha thapp thaapp thaapppp
Didi ka bura haal ho chuka tha magar apne bhai ki kushi ke liye vo abhi bhi pura sath de rahi thi
Didi :- aaaaaahhhhhh bhaaaaiiiiii ooorrrrrr kitna timeeee laagegaaaa uuuuuuuuffffffffff
Me :- aaaaaahhhhh buuuuusssss didiiii kuch der or ooooooohhhhhhhh mmmeeeiiiinnn bhiiiiiii aaaneee waaalaa huuuu aahhhhhh
kuch hi pal me main didi ki chut me hi jhad gya or uske upar hi laita raha thodi der baad jab normal hua lund bahar nikal ke side me ludak gya
dono bhai behan me se koi bhi abhi kuch nahi bol raha tha bus dono apni saansein durust karne me lage hue the jab dono kuch normal hue to didi ne hi chuppi todi
Didi :- oohhh bhai aaj tune sach me jaan le li thi meri per ek baat hai mja bhi bahut aaya kaash tu mera pati hota to har raat chudti tujhse
Me :- mujhe to lga tha ki aap naraz ho gayi hogi mere bartaav se per kya kru aapke sath chudai karte waqt hosh hi nahi rehta mann karta hai chut me hi ghus jau waise bhi aap bahut khoobsurat ho dil karta hai aapko feel karta rahu( chuchiyo per hath pherte hue)
Didi :- aahhh kya kar raha hai abhi itni der se feel hi to kar raha tha ab bhi mann nahi bhara tera oouucchhh gande chodd
Me :- tumse mann kaise bhar sakta hai didi ( chuchi chuste hue)
Didi :- acha ji itni achi lagti hu mein tujhe
Me :- ab kaise baatau aapko didi jitna bhi pyar karu tumhe kam hi lgta hai
Didi :- chal ab maska mat laga aur soja kal jaldi uthna hai aur unhone mujhe apni bahon me bhar liya aur me bhi unki baho me chain ki nind so gaya
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Kuch dino ka dinner didi ko ek sath bahut jordar tareeke se de diya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 82
Didi :- acha ji itni achi lagti hu mein tujhe
Me :- ab kaise baatau aapko didi jitna bhi pyar karu tumhe kam hi lgta hai
Didi :- chal ab maska mat laga aur soja kal jaldi uthna hai aur unhone mujhe apni bahon me bhar liya aur me bhi unki baho me chain ki nind so gaya
Subah jab meri nind khuli toh maine khudko waise hi didi ke baho me sota hua paya unka woh masoom chehra dekh ke toh jaise me usi me gum sa ho gaya tha
Me (dheere aawaj me) :- jab bhi aapko dekhta hu toh pahle se bhi jyada pyaari kaise dikh sakti ho aap
Phir aise hi der unko nihaarke me unke mathe ko chum kar uth gaya aur chala gaya chat par jaha guide mera wait kar rahe the
Guide :- aao raj toh taiyaar ho sapt chakron pe kabu pane ke pahle step par
Me :- ha jis karya ke liye itni maar khayi hai use ab pura kar ke rahunga toh chalo dhyan lagao
Phir me dhyan mudra me baith gaya aur dhyan lagane laga aur jald hi mujhe usme safalta bhi prapt ho gayi aur jab mene aakh kholi toh me wahi usi jagah pe tha jaha par mene pahle bhi sapt chakron pe kabu pane ki koshis ki thi lekin hua uske ulat jiske baare me aap sab ko pata hai
Lekin aaj ye jagah alag lag rahi thi ye pahle se jyada safed lag rahi thi toh wahi jab pahle me aaya tha toh jo aakh ka chinh tha woh aaj yaha nahi tha aur jis chitra me pahle kewal manushya hi tha wahi us chitra me manushya ke sharir pe 7 jagah pe khali pan lag raha tha jaise waha kuch laga hua tha lekin use ab nikal diya ho
Me :- yaha kyu leke aaye hain aap yaha pe mere hathon kya hua tha yaad hai na
G :- mujhe kuch yaad dilane ki jarurrat nahi hai tum pahle jab sapt chakron pe kabu pane ka prayas kiya tha tab tum yaha akele aaye the jis wajah se tumhe is jagah ka gyan nahi tha toh chalo tumhari trainning ki shuruaat yahi se karte hai sarv pratham me tumhe is jagah ke baare me sab batata hu ye jagah tumhara antarman hai jaha par tumhari har shakti uske gunon ke hisab se kedrit ki jayegi wahi jo tumhe lahle yaha aakh ka chitra dikh raha tha woh tumhare tri netra ko darshati thi aur jab mene tumhari tri netra ko asakriya kiya toh woh chitra bhi mit gaya wahi ye jo manushya tumhe yaha dikh raha hai woh tum ho aur jo 7 khali ched hai woh tumhare sapt chakr hai jaise jaise tum apne sapt chakron pe kabu paoge ye khali ched bharte jayenge
Me :- theek hai me samajh gaya ab ye bataiye ki me sapt chakron pe kabu kaise paunga
G :- sarv pratham tum sapt chakron ke baare me jaan lo pura sansar unhi chakron se bana hai is duniya me maujood har sajeev prani me ye sapt chakron ka wass hota hai parantu nhe apne kabu me kewal kuch hi log kar pate hai har chakr ko jagrit karne ke liye ek khas mantra hota hai jiske uchharan se woh chakra jagrit hote hai toh sarv pratham aata hai Muladhara chakra. Use jagrit karne ka mantra hai "Lam.” ye tumhare dharti tatva se judta hai. ye darshata hai tum kon ho
yah chakr tumhare samrddhi, sampatti aur suraksha kee bhaavana ko kholata hai. yadi tumhe kam oorja mahasoos karate ho to tum lan mantr ka jaap kar sakate ho.
Muldhar chkr ko jagrit karne ke liye taiyar ho raj
Me :- ji me purna roop se taiyar hu
G :- toh ab hum shuru kar sakte hai
Itna bol ke me aur guide dono bhi wahi jamin pe baith gaye aur me apne Muldhar chakr pe dhyan lagane laga kyunki mujhe jald se jald ye karya sampann kar nanaji ke yaha ke liye bhi nikal na tha abhi me dhyan me baitha hua tha ki tabhi aise laga ki mere sharir ke kendra bhag me aag lag gayi ho mujhe aise lag raha tha ki koi chij mujhe apne giraft me le rahi ho aur us aag ko aur bhi bhadaka rahi ho lekin mene us sab ko ignore karke phir se dhyan lagane laga lekin jab bhi me us dard ko ignore karta aise lagta jaise woh dard pahle se bhi badhkar mujhe maar raha hai abhi me is sab se jhoonjh hi raha tha ki tabhi mere sharir ko jhatke lagne lage aur mujhe aise lagne laga ki achanak mere sharir me sharir me pravahit hone wali gravity force aur bhi jyada power full ho vayi hai aur mujhe dharti ke taraf khich rahi ho ki tabhi mere sharir me atyadhik dard hone laga jise ab sahan karna mere bas me nahi tha jis wajah se ab mere pass dhyan todne ke alawa koi dusra rasta nahi dikh raha tha toh mene apna dhyan todna chaha toh me woh bhi nahi kar pa raha tha aisa lag raha tha ki koi shakti hai jo mujhe dhyan se bahar nikal ne nahi de rahi hai toh me bhi phir se apne chakra pe kabu pane ke liye dhyan lagane baith gaya aur apni sharir ki sari urja ko apne Muldhar chakra me pravahit kar diya jis wajah se mujhe bahut takleeph bhi ho rahi thi aisa lag raha tha ki koi mere sharir ko 2 hisson me baat raha ho lekin jald hi me is karya me kaamyaab ho gaya aur mere sharir ko tez tez jhatke lagne lage aur ek jordaar dhamake ki aawaj ke sath me dhyan se bahar aa gaya aur jab mene apni aakhe kholi toh mera sar hi chakra gaya mujhe apni aakhon par bharosa hi bahi ho raha tha
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Bahut suhani subah huyi hai khubsurat se chehre ko dekh kar aur ab pehla step Shayad complete ho Gaya hai

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 83
aisa lag raha tha ki koi mere sharir ko 2 hisson me baat raha ho lekin jald hi me is karya me kaamyaab ho gaya aur mere sharir ko tez tez jhatke lagne lage aur ek jordaar dhamake ki aawaj ke sath me dhyan se bahar aa gaya aur jab mene apni aakhe kholi toh mera sar hi chakra gaya mujhe apni aakhon par bharosa hi nahi ho raha tha
Me jaha pe baith dhyan laga raha tha us jagah par abhi har taraf dhua hu dhua tha waha na guide dukh rahe the na woh chitra waha kya ho raha hai mujhe kuch bhi nahi dikh raha tha abhi me waha ka dhua hatne ki pratiksha kar raha tha ki tabhi us jagah se dheere dheere sara dhua hatne laga tha jab sara dhua hat gaya toh mujhe waha guide khada dikhayi diya jo apni aakhe band kiye khada tha ki tabhi mere nazar us chitra me padi jaha un 7 chedo mese sabse nichle ched me kuch moti sa chamak raha tha
Me :- (guide se) kya hua yaha ye itna sara dhua kis baat ka tha
G:- ye dhua sanjet tha ki tumne apne pratham chakra ko jagrjt kar liya hai aur ab tum dharti tatva se jud gaye ho ab tumhe agle kuch dino tak apne muldhaar chakra pe hi dhyan lagana hoga jisse woh tumhare wash me aa jaye
Me :- lekin mujhe roh apne aap me koi bhi chamges nahi dikh rahe hai sab normal hivlag rahe hai
G :- sahi kaha tumhare sharir ke bahari taraf koi badlav nahi hue hai sapt chakr apne dharak ke andhruni hisson ko majboot karte hai
Me :- acha toh ab mujhe pata kaise chalega ki mere sharir me kya badlav aaye hai
G :- samay ke saath tumhe sab pata chal jayega
Me :- thik hai lekin mujhe laga nahi tha ki me ye ek hi din me kar lunga
G :- kisne kaha is karya me tumhe kewal ek din ka samay laga tumne ek chakr ko jagrit karne ke liye 2 varshon ka samay liya hai
Me :- acha matlab antarman me bhi samay baki jagaho jaisa hai.
G :- nahi raj antarman ka samay chakra se koi nata nahi hota isiliye antarman me pravesh karne ke baad bahari samay ruk jata hai
Me :- bahar abhi bhi wahi samy ho raha hoga jis samay hum chat par the
G :- bulkul sahi chalo ab
Ab tak mene itni ajibo garib chije dikhi thi ki ab kisi bhi baat se mujhe shock nahi lag raha tha
Phir me aur guide dono phir se dhyan lagane baith gaye aur is baar jab aakhe khuli toh me apne ghar ki chat pe hi tha aur bilkul guide me kahne mutabik bahar abhi bhi wahi time ho raha tha phir me waha se niche aa gaya jaha par is waqt toh sab so rahe the toh kicthen me is waqt mom naste ki taiyaari kar rahi thi
Me :- good morning mom
Mom :- uth gaya raj ja jake jaldi fresh ho ja me nashta lagati hu tere liye
Mom bhale hi khud ko normal dikhane ki koshis kar rahi thi lekin me unke expressions dekh kar itna toh samajh gaya tha ki woh tention me hai
Me :- (unhe piche se bahon me bharte hue) kitna china karogi aap haa aapko kya laga mujhe pata nahi chalega ki meri pyaari mom kitni tention lene lagi hai
Mom :- agar sab samajhta hai toh kyu ja raha hai waha aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki woh kewal unka dikhava ho aur unke man me kuch aur ho
Me :- mom aap yaad kijiye jab me pahli baar aapke pita se mila tha toh unhone kitni baar mujhe apne pass bulane ki mere sath khelne ki mere se baat karne ki koshis ki thi lekin me humesha unse door bhag jata tha jisse aapko aur unhe kitna bura lagta tha wahi ab phir ho raha hai is baar aapke dad ke badle nanaji hai jo apne pote ko apne paas bulane ka prayas kar rahe hai purani baton ko bhula dena chahte hai toh hume bhi toh isme unka sath de kar purani baton ko bhula ke nayi shurwat karne ke liye kadam uthana chaiye agar woh mujhe itne pyar se bula rahe hai aur me nahi gaya toh unhe kitna bura lagega aap hi sochiye
Mom :- (mere galon ko sahlate hu) kitna bada ho gaya tu kitni badi badi bate karne laga hai sach aaj agar rajni didi (meri asli maa) jinda hoti toh unhe tujh par bahut garv hota
Me (sad hoke) :- agar woh hoti toh itna kuch nahi hota
Mom :- (mujhe gale lagake) sad kyu hota hai jo bhi hota hai ache ke liye hi hota hai chal ab apna mood thik kar aur jake taiyar hoja agar abhi niklega tab jake shaam tak pahuch payega waha
Me :- thik hai mom
Phir me waha se apne room me chala gaya jab me apne room me gaya toh didi waha nahi thi toh me bhi naha dho kar ek dum taiyar ho gaya aur niche aa gaya jaha par is waqt sab log maujood the
Phir me niche aa kar sare badon ka aashirvaad liya
Mom :- sambhal ke jana aur pahuch ke call karna samjhe
Me :- ha mom me abhi bacha nahi hu jo aap itna dar rahi ho
Mom :- maa ki nazron me toh uske sare bache hamesha bache hi hote hai
Me :- thik hai me dhyan rakhunga
Itna bolke mene sabse vida liya aur chal pada suraj garh ki aur me abhi jane laga hi tha toh dad bole
Dad :- sun koi acha sa gift le lena unke liye samjhe
Me :- okay dad
Itna bolke mene unke pair chue aur phir me ghar ke bahar nikal gaya
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Chalo ab ek chakra jagrit kar liya hai aur bas ab use thik dhyaan lagake control karna hai aur nana ji ke Ghar ke liye bhi nikal Gaya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 84
mene sabse vida liya aur chal pada suraj garh ki aur me abhi jane laga hi tha toh dad bole
Dad :- sun koi acha sa gift le lena unke liye samjhe
Me :- okay dad
Itna bolke mene unke pair chue aur phir me ghar ke bahar nikal gaya
Ghar se bahar aake me apni bike pe baith gaya aur chal pada surajgadh ke aur
Abhi me kuch duri pe pahucha hi tha ki mujhe dad ki kahi baat yaad aa gayi gift wal toh me turant apni bike ko pass ke hi mall ki mod leta hu jo ki sher gadh aur suraj gadh ke bich me hi tha woh bahut bada mall tha jaha har tarah ka samman milta tha aur woh mall mere raste me bhi aata tha isiliye mene usi mall jane ka faisla kiya
Aur jald hi me us mall ke pass pahuch bhi gaya aur jab me mall ke andar gaya toh mall ki chaka choundh dekh ke meri nazre phati ke phati reh gayi phir me waha se chal pada gift section ki aur lekin woh bhi ek musibat hi thi mene aaj tak khud ke liye bhi shopping nahi ki thi aur aaj dusron ke liye karni thi woh bhi nana ajr nani ke liye jinki pasand na-pasand ke baare me mujhe andaja bhi nahi tha phir aise hi kuch der mall ke ek dukan se dusre dukan me main ghumta raha lekin phir bhi mujhe ab tak kuch bhi acha nahi laga tha toh me waha se nikal kar sidha jewellery ki dukan me jaha jane ke baad waha ki ek sales girl mere pass aa gayi
S. G :- good morning sir how may i help you
Me :- ohh ha me apne nana nani ke marriage anniversary ke liye kuch bahut acha sa gift karna chahta hu jo unhe hamesha yaad rahe
S. G :- dont worry sir humare pass sab acha hi milta hai aap mujhe apna budget bata dijiye
Me :- budget ki koi bhi chinta nahi hai bas chij sabse achi honi chahiye
S. G :- dont worry sir please come with me
Uske baad woh S. G mujhe ek counter ke paas le gayi aur ek ek karke mujhe bahut se gold set dikhane lagi jo ki sare ek se badh kar ek the lekin mujhe unmese ek bhi pasand nahi aa raha tha
Me :- gold me toh sab normal hi hai mujhe kuch alag chahiye aapke paas diamond me kuch hoga
S. G :- yes sir diamonds ke liye aap yaha aaiye
Phir woh mujhe leke diamonds ke section me le gayi jaha ek se badhkar diamonds sets the jisme se ek set bahut hi royal set dikh raha tha
Jo kuch aisa dikh raha tha

toh mene usi ko final kar diya kyunki ab gift lene ke chakkar me mere sir me bhi dard hone laga tha ab jab me waha se nikal raha tha toh wahi par mujhe ek walking sick dikhi jiske uper ek bada sa laal diamond laga tha jo mene nana ke le li
Woh kuch aisi thi

Phir mene dono chijon ka bill pay kiya aur waha se nikal gaya apne liye kuch kapde lene kyunki philhaal me normal kapdon me tha aur aaj pahli baar nana ke yaha ja raha tha toh kuch ache kapde lene ka khayak aaya aur kuch din rukne ka bhi plan kia tha lekin jaldi me ghar se bhi mene jyada kapde liye nahi the
Toh me chal pada clothes section me jaha mene apne liye kuch jackets t shirt aur jeans liye aur abhi me aur kuch dekh hi raha tha ki meri nazar wahi rakhe ek statue par padi khas baat us statue me nahi balki us statue ne pahne hue kapdon me thi jinhe dekh kar hi me unki aur attract ho gaya tha ek dum royal dress tha jaise wo kisi raja ke liye banaya gaya ho
Woh kuch aisa tha

Me us dress ko dekhte hi rah gaya kya khoobsurati se banaya hai isko
Us dress ko me abhi dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi mere samne ek sales boy aa gaya
S. B :- sir may i help you
Me :- yes (us statue ki taraf ungli se ishara karke) i want this
S. B. :- (mere ishare ka picha karte hue) sorry sir woh already bik chuka hai
Me :- are bhai uske taraf ishra kia matlab ye nahi wohi chahiye uske type koi dusra hoga usi design me woh dedo
S. B :- sorry sir woh exclusive pisce hai woh bas ek hi hai aur woh bik chuka hai
Me :- thik hai jisne woh kharida hai use bol do ki is pisce me koi defect tha isliye tum use nahi bech sakte
S. B :- sorry sir ye humare rules ke khilaf hai
Me :- ye dekh bhai aaj pahli baar koi chij itni pasand aayi hai ki use kharidne ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakta hu
S. B :- sorry sir
Me :- (uski baat ko bich me kaat te hue) me tumhe 5 guna paise dunga is dress ke liye
5 guna paison ki baat sunke us S. B ki bhi aakhe chamak gayi jo dekh ke me samajh gaya ki ise kaise vash me kar sakta hu
Me :- us dress ki jo value hai woh toh me pay karunga hi lekin uske badle tumhe baksbis me dress ki value ke 5 guna rs. Bhi dunga
S. B :- agar kisi ko pata pad gaya toh
Me :- kaise padega na tum bataoge aur na me
Abhi me us S. B ko mana hi raha tha ki tabhi mere piche se kisi ladki ki aawaj sunayi dene lagi
Ladki :- lekin me toh sab ko chilla chilla ke bataungi ki is mall me apne costumers ko kaise thaga jata hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Bahut badhiya gifts liye hai hero ne nana ji aur nani ji ke liye but ye dress me thoda jyada dikkat ho rahi hai waise dress hai bahut jabardast dekhte hai kaun hai ye jo chilla chilla kar batayegi sabko

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 85

S. B :- agar kisi ko pata pad gaya toh
Me :- kaise padega na tum bataoge aur na me
Abhi me us S. B ko mana hi raha tha ki tabhi mere piche se kisi ladki ki aawaj sunayi dene lagi
Ladki :- lekin me toh sab ko chilla chilla ke bataungi ki is mall me apne costumers ko kaise thaga jata hai
Jab me piche mudke dekha roh waha meri hi umar ki ek ladki khadi thi jisne shayad sari baate bhi sunli thi
Me :- ye ladki kon hai tu aur humare maamle me kyu pad rahi hai
S. B (mere kano me) :- ye wahi hai jinhone woh dress kharida hai
Me :- ohhh toh aap hai woh mahanubhaav jinhki nazar is dress par mere se pahle padi suno bahan ye dress mujhe bahut pasand aaya hai aur ye mujhe chahiye tumne jitne bhi paise diye hai uske do gune me tumhe deta hu is dress ko chod do bolo kitne paise diye hai tumne is dress ke
Ladki :- dekho ye paison ka raub mujh par mat jhado samjhe aur rahi paison ki baat toh woh mere pass bhi bahut hai
Me (S. B se) :- bhai tu hi bata inhone ne kitne pay kiye hai dress ke
S. B :- inhone payment nahi kiya hai bas select kia hai
Me :- problem solved isne kuch pay nahi kiya matlab bill bhi nahi bana hai matlab abhi bhi ye dress koi aur kharid sakta hai aur me abhi payment kar raha hu (sb se) batao bhai kya price hai
Ladki :- are tumhe dikkat kya hai is dress ko mene pahle dekha tha toh ye meri hui rahi baat bill ki toh woh abhi meri saheli ake pay kar degi
Me :- ye kya raste pe padi chij hai kya jiski nazar padi uski hui aur tu kya karegi ye dress leke ye gents ke liye hai
Abhi hum baat kar rahe the ki tabhi saamne se 1 aur ladki chalte hue aayi
Ladki2 (usi ladki se) :- kya baat hai swati tum yaha kisse jhagda kar rahi ho
Swati :- dekho na sanika jo dress mene select ki thi us ke liye ye ladka jhagda kar raha hai
Sanika :- kya baat hai kyu jhagda kar rahe ho ye dress humne kharida hai
Me :- ye dekho tumne iska bill pay nahi kiya hai toh ye kaise tumne kharidi
Sanika :- usme kya hai abhi pay kar dete hai (S. B se) batao kya price hai us dress ki
S. B :- 3,50,000/-
Us dress ki price sunke toh ek pal ke liye mujhe bhi shock laga ki itni mahange kapde bhi hote hai duniya me lekin jab mene us dono ladkiyon ki shakkal dekhi toh mera pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha unki shakkal se hi lag raha tha ki itne paise ek dress par kharch karna unke bas ki baat nahi hai
Me (muskurate hue) :- kya hua pay karo bill aur bana lo us dress ko apna
Sanika :- (swati ke kaan me) sun na mere pass sirf 2 lakh hi hai 1.5 lack tu de na me baad me dad se bolke de dungi tujhe
Swati (sanika kaan me) :- mere account me bhi abhi kewal 1 lakh hi honge
Sanika :- 3 lakh me kya hoga
Swati :- ruk me dekhti hu
Swati :- (S. B se) suno kya woh dress sach me 3.5 lacks ka hai ya is ladke ke paison ke lalach me jyada pricw bata rahe ho
S. B :- no mam aap chahe toh online ya us statue pe lage price tag pe bhi check kar sakte ho
Swati :- thik hai hume mat sikhao us dress ko 3 lack me pack kar do
Me :- me 4 lacks bhi pay karne ko taiyar hu
Meri baat sunke na bas woh dono ladkiya balki S. B bhi shock ho gaya
Smita (S. B se) :- agar woh dress mujhe na mila toh me tumhari complain kar dungi ki tum paison ke lalach me bika hua dress phir se bech rahe ho phir toh tumhari job gayi hath se
S. B :- nahi mam aisa mat karna
Me :- (S. B se) dar mat bhai me pura mall kharid lunga phir dekhta hoon kon tujhe nikalta hai.
Is baar toh un 3no ka chehra dekh kar hi lag raha tha ki unke pran unka sharir hi chod dega
Me :- kya hua muh kyu khule rakha hai machar ghus jayega
Sanika :-(swati ke kaan me) chod swati ye koi maal daar ladka lagta hai isse shayad paison ke maamle me jitna humare bash ki baat nahi hai
Swati :- lekin ye dress tumne tumhare bhai ke liye fix kia tha woh aaj pure 18 saal me pahli baar tumse milne wala hai
Sanika :- toh kya kare ab kuch aur dekh lete hai
Woh dono bhale hi dheeme aawaj me baat kar rahe the lekin mujhe unki aawaj saaf sunayi de rahi thi
Me :- (S. B ko apna card dete hue) ye lo bill le lo isse aur woh dress inko de do meri taraf se gift
Meri baat sunke woh dono meri shakkal hi dekhne lage
Me :- jaanta hoon tum dono kya soch rahe ho mujhe woh dress pasand aaya hai lekin itna bhi nahi ki aap dono ke apne bhai ke prati ke prem se badh kar nahi hai
Sanika :- aapke wichar bahut ache hai lekin phir bhi aapne aaj is mall se jitni bhi shopping ki hai uska bill de dijiye me pay kar dungi aur aap mana nahi karoge aapko apne loved one ki kasam
Me :- (muskurate hue) lekin mene thodi si jewellery bhi li hai
Swati :- koi nahi hum pay kar denge
Me :- kapdon ka bill toh abhi tak aaya nahi hai agar sirf Jewellry ka dekhe toh kuch 2.5-3 crore ke aaspass hai
Dono :- kyaaa
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Lagta ye Nana Nani ke Ghar se hi hai Sanika aur ye hero ki hi behen hai aur bahar update bhai dekhte hai ab jewelry ka bill kais woay karti hai ye log

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 86
Me :- (muskurate hue) lekin mene thodi si jewellery bhi li hai
Swati :- koi nahi hum pay kar denge
Me :- kapdon ka bill toh abhi tak aaya nahi hai agar sirf Jewellry ka dekhe toh kuch 2.5-3 crore ke aaspass hai
Dono :- kyaaa
Me :- hmm toh abhi bhi bill pay karne ka irada hai ya me ja sakta hu
Woh dono toh jaise kuch bolne ke haalat me hi nahi thi unhe dekh aise lag raha tha jaise kisi nange bhoot ko dekha ho
Me :- (unke chehre ke aage chutki bajate hue) kaha kho gayi tum dono
Sanika :- kya kaha tumne
Me :- kuch nahi jo bhi tumne suna bhul jao aur jo bhi mene kaha uska astitva hi mita do apne man se
Utne me S. B. Bhi aa gaya phir mene usse apna card liya aur baki ke kapde jo mene liye the uska bill pay karke me us shop se nikal gaya aur phir mene ek bag le li jisme me apna sara saman rakh saku phir thodi der aise hi mall ghumke me us mall se nikal liya apni bike par
Me abhi raste se ja raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar road ke side me khade aadmi par padi jo shayad lift ke liye hi ruka tha uski umar dekhne se dad ke jitni hi hogi aur kapdon se koi gav wala hi lag raha tha
Me :- (us aadmi se) ram ram kaka
Aadmi :- ram ram beta.
Me :- kya baat hai yaha kyu ruke ho
Aadmi :- kya bole beta humare gadi ka tyre puncture ho gaya
Me :- acha waise aap ja kaha rahe the
Aadmi :- me suraj garh ja raha tha ki ye ho gaya
Me :- me bhi wahi ja raha hu chaliye aapko cbod deta hu
Aadmi :- nahi beta rahne do me koi na koi rasta dhundh lunga
Me :- are chaliye bhi kaka itni garmi me kab tak aise khade rahoge tabyet kharab ho jayegi
Kaka :- thik hai chalo
Phir kaka aake mere piche baith gaye aur me bike chalane laga kaka se baat karte hue ye pata lag gaya ki abhi suraj garh pahuchne me kuch ghante lagenge toh me bike aur tezi se chalane laga abhi bike chalate hue shaam ke 4 baj gaye the
Abhi hum dono ko bhi bhuk lavi thi toh mene pass ke hi dhabe pe rok di aur phir hum dono ne waha se khana khaya aur phir se bike par baith gaye
Kaka :- beta ab chahe koi aadmi mar hi kyu na raha ho lekin tum bike mat rokna
Me :- (shock se) kyu kaka
Kaka ;- beta ye daku hari singh ka ilaka hai yaha se is samay jo bhi gaya hai woh ya toh puri tarah loota gaya hai ya use pita gaya hai isiliye chahe kuch bhi ho jaye rukna mat
Ab pata nahi kyu kaka ki baat sunke hath me ajib si khujli jaroor mach rahi thi aur dil bhi kuch tufani karne ke liye bol raha tha.
Me (kaka se) :- kaka chalo kuch tufani karte hai
Kaka :- matlab beta
Me :- bike par baitho samajh jaoge
Phir kaka bike pe baith gaye aur me bike ko Normal speed se chalata hua us jungle me chal pada
Abhi me bike chalata hu us jungle me ghuse kuch hi der hui thi ki tabhi muhe raste ke bich me do bike sawaron ka accident hua dikhayi deta hai
Kaka :- ye jaroor un dakuon ka kaam hai bike mat rokna chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Me :- (bike ko slow karke) kya kaka aapko hume manavta ka dharm padhana chahiye ki kaise sab ki sahayta ki jati hai.
Kaka :- kya kare beta ye kalyug hai yaha raaj (hero nahi rule) dharm ka nahi karm ka hai isiliye apne kaam se kaam rakho nahi toh sanskaron ke chakkar me antim sanskar ki baari aati hai
Me :- aap dahut darte hai us hari singh se chaliye aaj aapka ye bhay bhi dur kar dete hai
Kaka :- nahi pata hai tum me abhi nayi nayi jawani chadhi hai isiliye ye sab khel lag raha hai daku saamne aa gaye toh sari garmi nikal jayegi
Kahi na kahi mujhe kaka ki baat par bahut gussa toh aa raha tha lekin mene apne gusse ko jaise taise karke kabu kiya aur bike ko aage badhha ke un dono bike ke paas rok di
Jaise hi maine bike roki waise aas pass ki jhadiyon se 10 mushtande bahar nikle aur jo do log ab tak jamin pe laite hue the woh bhi uth khade ho gaye
Me :- bhalayi ka toh jamana hi nahi raha agr tum log aise hi karte rahoge toh asal me jab kisi ko jarurat hogi koi uski sahayta karne ke liye nahi rukega
G1 (boss) :- abe jyada mat bol nahi toh tujhe toh lutenge hi saath me tujhe maar ke yahi jaanwaron ke khaane ke liye chod denge
Me :- (haste hue) acha bachu apne baap ko lutega itna bada ho gaya tu
Itna bolke me joro se hasne laga
G1- (gusse se) Abe jyada mat has ha hum lutne hi aaye hi aaye ha sale Teri himmat kaise hui mere se aise baat karne ki me tujhe chodunga nahi
Main- Abe ja chutiye aaya bada aaj tak jo bhi tumne kiya woh chalo mene maaf kia lekin agar aaj tum logo ne apni limit cross ki to aaj tum mese koi bhi Ghar lout Kar nahi ja payega.
G1- Abe sale Teri himmat ki daad deta hu hum log 10 hai or tum 2 fir bhi itni himmat wah wah wah.
Fir usne apne aadmiyo ko ishara kiya or 2 aadmi hamari tarf aane lage to mainne Socha Sayed kaka
ko ye log noksaan pahucha sakte hai isiliye mene woh log kaka tak pahuche us se pehle hi unko speed me ek ek punch jad diya jisse bo log bahi ke bahi gir Gaye.
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Ab aayega maja Daaku Hari singh

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 87
G1- Abe sale Teri himmat ki daad deta hu hum log 10 hai or tum 2 fir bhi itni himmat wah wah wah.
Fir usne apne aadmiyo ko ishara kiya or 2 aadmi hamari tarf aane lage to mainne Socha Sayed kaka
ko ye log noksaan pahucha sakte hai isiliye mene woh log kaka tak pahuche us se pehle hi unko speed me ek ek punch jad diya jisse bo log bahi ke bahi gir Gaye.
Aaj mujhe apne slow motion ki bahut yaad aa rahi thi ki agar aaj woh mere pass hoti toh 2 sec me hi sabko maar deta lekin phir bhi ab mere senses aur reflex itne tej ho gaye the ki yaha abhi ye sab itni jaldi hua ki kisi ko kuch samaj me hi nahi aaya ki aakhir hua Kya hai
Main- soch lo abhi bhi aage badna hai ya Ghar Jana hai kyuki ye aakhiri mouka hai tum logo ke pass
Un dono ki ye halat dekh Kar unko yakeen hi nahi ho Raha tha ki ek londe ne unke 2 behtreen pehalbaano ko ek ek punch me gira diya. ye soch Kar hi vo log thode thode darne lage the or confuse the ki aage Jaye ya nahi
Tabhi unka Jo boss tha woh jor se bola
G1 :- mar dalo sale ko koi bhi jinda na Jane paye
Waise me bhi isi line ka intejaar Kar Raha tha or isi KE sath unme se ek ne chaku nikal Kar mujh per hamle kiya lekin me iske liye ready tha or mene uska hath pakad Kar mod diya or usse chaku chhin liya or fir Maine ek ko pakad Kar uske gale per fira dala. Tabhi dusra aa gaya to Mene uske hath me ghusaya 3-4 jagah and baha SE hata KE uske gale per fira dala.tabhi 2 log or aa Gaye.
Jo Mujhe marne ka try karne lage. Lekin Mene ek ko duck kiya or dusre ke gale per chaku fira dala aur turant hi us dusre bande KE gale me bhi ghusa diya aise hi karte hue Mene sabhi KE gale me chaku Chala diya.and ye sab karne me Mujhe muskil se 4 - 5 minute lage. Uske baad keval vo boss hi jinda bacha tha baki sab idhar udhar mare pade or boss poora kaamp Raha tha me uske pass gaya or use pakad Kar bola ki
Me :- ab bol bachu kon ho tum aur kya kah rahe the ki mujhe maar kar jungli jaanwaron ke saamne phek dega ab dekh yaha toh mene party ka hi arrangement kar diya bas sweeet dish baki hai jo tu hoga
G1 :- bhai chod do mujhe me ab kabhi galat raste pe nahi chalunga mujhe maaf kar do
Me :- yaha in bichare gav walon ko lut kar bahut maje kar liye ab uper jake sab se maafi mangna aur yaha sare pashu pakshi tumhe kha kar party karenge (uske kaan ke pass jakar) happy journey
Itna bolke mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya
Ye scene dekhke toh kaka ki puri phat gayi thi jab me unke pass jane laga toh unho ne turant apne pass me hi pada hua chaku uthake meri taraf point kar diya
Kaka :- dekho mene kuch bhi nahi dekha na hi kuch suna mujhe chod do mere ghar par mere biwi bache mera intezaar kar rahe hai please chod do
Me :- kaka shant ho jao mene toh aapki jaan bachane ke liye ye sab kiya hai aur aap hai ki khair sahi kaha tha aapne ki ye kalyug hai yaha pe jo dusron ki madad karte hai sabse pahle wahi marte hai
Kaka :- nahi beta aisa nahi hai woh toh itna sara khoon kharaba dekhke mujhe dar lag raha tha isliye mene aisa kiyab
Me :- khair chaliye aapko sahi salamat aapke ghar chod du phir mera bhi farz pura ho jaye jaise ye chutiya kah raha tha ki yaha jungli jaanwar bhi hai toh hume yaha se jald se jald nikalna hoga
Kaka :- chalo beta tum sahi kah rahe ho ye jagah ab jyada surakshit nahi hai
Phir me aur kaka meri bike par baith kar chal pade suraj garh ki taraf
Kaka :- waise beta tumhara naam kya hai
Me :- mera naam raj hai
Kaka :- acha naam hai waise dekhne se suraj garh ke toh nahi dikhte kaha se aaye ho
Me :- mera janm toh surak garh me hi hua hai lekin me yaha jyada din nahi ruka tha
Kaka :- acha
Aise hi kuch der baate karne ke baad aur karib 3 ghante driving ke baad kuch sham ke 6.30-7 ke dauran hum suraj garh pahuch gaye
Kaka :- bas beta yahi rok do yaha se me chala jaunga tumhe bhi der ho rahi hogi
Me :- are meri chita mat kariye me pahuch jaunga aap baithiye me chod deta hu
Kaka :- nahi beta meri wajah se tumne pahle hi bahut taklif sahi hai ab aur nahi me chalta hu
Phir kaka unke raste chale gaye aur me alne raste chala gaya.
Me jaise taise rasta dhundh ke nanajibki haweli tak pahuch hi gaya jab me haweli ke andar jane ko hua toh wacth man ne mujhe rok diya
Wacth man :- kaha ja rahe ho ladke pata nahi aaj bade malik aur malkin ki shaadi ki saal girah hai toh aaj haweli me jashn rakha hai aaj tum unse nahi mil paoge
Me :- ha mujhe pata hai aaj party hai isiliye toh me aaya hu party attend karne mujhe invitation diya hai party ka
Wacth man :- tumhare ye kahaniya kisi aur ko sunana mujhe nahi samjhe
Me (apna phone nikal kar) :- tum aise nahi manoge
Phir mene c. Mama ko phone karke unhe bina kisi se kuch bole bahar aane ko kaha phir thode hi der me c. Mama bahar aa gaye aur phir wacth man se meri pahchaan karwake mujhe haweli ke andar le gaye
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Acha sabak sikhaya un dakuo ko aur ab ye kaka ke Ghar ke members bhi shayad add honge isliye itna dikhaya hai aur ab aakhir k hero Nana ke Ghar pahunch hi gaya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update 88
Wacth man :- kaha ja rahe ho ladke pata nahi aaj bade malik aur malkin ki shaadi ki saal girah hai toh aaj haweli me jashn rakha hai aaj tum unse nahi mil paoge
Me :- ha mujhe pata hai aaj party hai isiliye toh me aaya hu party attend karne mujhe invitation diya hai party ka
Wacth man :- tumhare ye kahaniya kisi aur ko sunana mujhe nahi samjhe
Me (apna phone nikal kar) :- tum aise nahi manoge
Phir mene c. Mama ko phone karke unhe bina kisi se kuch bole bahar aane ko kaha phir thode hi der me c. Mama bahar aa gaye aur phir wacth man se meri pahchaan karwake mujhe haweli ke andar le gaye
Jab me aur c. Mama ghar me ghuse toh sab ka muh khula ka khula rah gaya kyunki me sabko surprise dena chahta tha isliye mene apne aane ka kisi ko nahi bataya tha
Me :- (nana nani ke pair chute hue) aapko shadi ki saal girah ke liye hardik abhinandan
Jab mene unke pair chue toh unhone uthake mujhe apne seene se laga liya
Nana :- aaj mere kaleje ko thandak mili hai nahi toh mujhe laga tha ki apne nawase ki narazgi ke sath hi is duniya ko alwida kahna padega
Nani :- aap chup raho itne salo baad mera nawasa apne ghar aaya hai aur aap hai ki marne ki baat kar rahe hai
Me :- nani bilkul sahi kah rahi hai nanaji aapko toh abhi bahut jina hai
Nana :- thik hai beta ab nahi kahunga aisi bate
Nani (b. mama se) :- sun arun raj ko fresh bhi hona hoga aur party ke liye taiyar bhi hona hai toh use uska room dikha do
B. Mama :- ji maa chalo raj
Phir me b. Mama ke piche piche jane laga phir b. Mama ne mujhe mera kamra dikhaya aur niche chale gaye party ke taiyari ke liye
Phir me bhi kamre ka darwaja band karke nahane chala gaya phir fresh hoke mall se jo kapde liye the un mese ek dress nikal ke pahan liya
Wahi niche hall me
Jab mama mujhe kamra dikhake wapis aaye toh unhone dekha ki ghar ke sare log tention me khade hai aur 2 ladkiya ro rahi hai
B. Mama :- (c. Mama se) kya hua chote ye aise sab tention me aur ye dono ro kyu rahe hai
Ladki 1 :- mama jab hum suraj garh me aa rahe the toh jo dakuon ka ilaaka hai waha par
Itna bolke woh ladki aur jor se rone lagi
B. Mama :- kya hua waha kahi dakuon ne tumhe kuch kiya toh nahi batao mujhe aaj tak toh unhe me ignore karta aaya lekin agar unhone tumhe hath bhi lagaya hoga toh me unhe chodunga nahi
Ladki 2 (rote hue) :- nahi uncle unhone kuch nahi kia lekin jab hum us raste se aa rahe the toh waha 10-12 pahalwan mare pade hue the jise dekh kar hum dono dar gaye aur jab hum waha se nikal hi rahe the ki tabhi aasman se ek kauwa aaya aur ek aadmi ki lash se uski aakh ukhad li ye nazara dekh hum itna dar gaye ki humne gadi ko itni tez chalaya ki humare gadi ke niche 2 lashon ke sar bhi kuchal gaye
B. Mama :- (chillake) billa
Mama ki aawaj sunke haweli ke bahar se ek 7 feet lamba aadmi daudte hue andar aa gaya shayad usi ka naam billa tha
Billa :- ji boliye malik
B. Mama :- tum us hari singh ke ilaake me jao aur dekho ki aaj kon abhaga hari singh aur uske sathiyon ke hathe chadh gaya
Billa :- ji malik
Itna bolke woh waha se nikal pada
Mosi :- (un dono se) chalo ab shant ho jao dono tumse mana kiya tha na akele ghar se bahar jane par phir bhi tum gaye aur ab ro rahe ho
B. Mama :- deepa shant ho jao ye dono toh apne bhai ke liye gift lene gaye the
Nani :- sanika aur swati jao jake dono fresh hoke aao raj bhi aa gaya hai tum kya chahti ho apne bhai se pahli baar rote hue milna hai
(new introduction
Sanika :- mosi ki beti wahi jo mall me mili thi
Swati :- sanika ki dost)
Nani ki baat sunke dono ne apni aakhe saaf ki aur na me sar hilane lage
Sanika :- (mosi se) maaf karna maa hum bas bhai ke liye gift lene gaye the aakhir bhai itne salo baad aaj pahli baar apni bahan se milne wala hai
C. Mama :- lekin tumhe kaha tha na raj aaj kal ke bachon jaisa nahi hai use in sab ka shok nahi hai
Swati :- ha pata hai humne bhi raj ke liye kuch khas hi khareeda hai
Mosi :- chalo acha hai jyada kharcha toh nahi kiya na
Mosi ka sawal sunke dono ek dusre ka chehra dekhte rah gaye kyunki mene jo unhe dress di tha uske alwa bhi unhone bahut kuch kahareeda tha
B. Mama :- deepa rahne do agar jyada kharch kia bhi hoga toh kya hua chahe toh woh paise me de dunga
Mosi :- nahi bhaiya mera ye kahna nahi tha
Swati :- calm down uncle and aunty humne jyada kharcha nahi kia hai.
Sanika (baat badalte hue):- maa bhai kaha hai mujhe milna hai usse
Mosi :- woh fresh hone gaya hai tum dono bhi fresh ho jao jaldi
Mosi ki baat sun kar woh dono apne kamre ke taraf nikal gaye
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Yehi Mai soch Raha tha ye hero ki behen hogi koi inme se aur Acha laga Bade mama ko apni bhanji aur uski saheli ki chinta hai dekhte hai jab hero ko dekhengi tab kya hoga