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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[HAARRY POTTER]

Update 27
Me :- aap sab baithiye
Shivani (apni maa se) :- maa ye ladka kon hai jise dekh sab khade hone lage
Rani :- yehi toh mujhe samaz nahi aa raha hai tu ruk me puchti hu
Abhi koi aage kuch bolta ki tabhi. O. T ka darwaja khula
Doctor :- humne uske andar lagbhag sara jahar nikal liya hai lekin uske sharir me bahutsa jahar phail chuka hai jisse uske pass kuch hi ghante baki hai aap jake mil lijiye
Jab doctor ne bolna khatam hua toh waha ke sare leadies rone lage aur gents unhe samhal rahe the jaise typical serial aur movies me hota hai thik waise hi lekin is sab ke pare jab mene ye suna me turant doctor ko andar dhaka deke O. T. me ghus gaya mujhe aise ghuste dekh sab bhi mere piche ghus gaye
Me :- shiva ise pakad ke rakh ye bhagne na paye
Shiva :- ji
Phir me turant jungle se layi jadi buti ko wahi rakhe jug ke pani se dho diya phir un jadi butiyon ko apne hatheli ke bich me rakhke dono hatho se masalne laga jisse tbodi der me hi uska ras nikalne laga
Jaise hi ras nikalne laga mene apna hath sidha uske muh ke uper rakh diya jisse woh ras sidha uske muh ke andar jane laga jab sara ras shera ne nigal liya toh mene us bache hue pale ko bhi uske muh me dal kar muh ko apni hatheli se band kar diya
Abhi thoda time hi hua tha ki shera koh khoon ki ulti hone lagi me use turant le jake khidki ko khol ke khuli hawame le gaya aur use wahi rakh ke me wapas sab ke pass aa gaya
Shivani (gusse me) :- ye kya pila diya tune mere bhai ko bol me tujhe chodungi nahi
Raka :- shivani control
Rani :- kyu galti isne ki abhi kuch ghante toh woh humare pass rehta ab toh shayad wo kuch pal bhi naseeb na ho paye
Raka :- rani shant raho
Bhima :- aapne ye kya
Me (baat ko bich me hi kaat ke) :- vish marak aushadhi aayurvedik upaay abhi aur thodi der shera ke andar ka sara jahar nikal jaye ga phir 1-2 din ka aaram ye phir se phle jaise ho jayenge
Bhima (khushi se) :- kya sach me
Me :- mujhpr bharosha hai ya nahi
Bhima :- aap par ka bharosa tuta hi kab tha
Me (shivani ke taraf dekhke) :- toh apne mehmano se humara parichay nahi karwayenge
Bhima :- ha kyu nahi mere pariwar ko toh aap jante hi ho (raka ki taraf ishara karke) ye mere bade bhaiya raka singh
Me :- namaste kaka (aur unke pair chune laga)
Raka :- ye aap kya kar rahe hai aap hume paap cbadhayenge
Me :- aap toh mere liye kaka saman hi hai
Bhima :- (rani ki taraf ishara karke) ye unki patni rani singh
Me :- namaste kaki (aur unke pair chune laga)
Rani :- (shant)
Bhima :- (shivani ki taraf ishara karke) ye i ki beti shivani singh ye police daroga hai rampur me posting hai aur sab wahi rahte hai
Me :- ohhh namaste
Shivani :- namaste
Me :- rampur matlab shastri ji ki panchayat me thik kaha na mene
Bhima :- ji aur shiva ko toh aap jante hi hai woh inhi ka beta hai
Me :- ohh shiva se yaad aaya shiva us doctor ko le aa
Shiva :- ji
Phir shiva use lake mere samne khada kar deta hai
Me :- shiva shera ko bath room le ja aur ache se nahla thik hai
Shiva :- ji
Aur shiva shera ko leke washroom ki or le gaya
Uske jate hi maine doctor ko khich ke ek laga di
Jise dekh kar waha khade sab shock ho gaye
Shivani :- ye kya kar rahe ho tumhare dimag me akal naam ki chij hai ya nahi
Raka :- shivani unhe jo karna hai karne do
Me (doctor ki color pakadke) :- bol kitne me bika tu bol
Doctor :- ye aap kya bol rahe ho
Me :- rana ne supari di thi na ki blood samples lene ke jagah unke andar jahar daal de (chata marte hue) bol
Bhima (shock se) :- ye kya bol rahe ho aap
Me :- ha kaka aapke wajah se use 5 saal ka ban mila tha usi ka badla le raha hai wo
Raka (apni gun nikal kar) :- aye doctor sach bol nahi toh yahi khopdi uda dunga
Doctor :- mujhe maaf kar dijiye usne 2 karore dene ka wada kiya tha me lalach me aa gaya tha
Uske itna bolte hi mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya bole toh 180° rotate hi ho gaya jo dekhke waha khade sab logo ko jaise saap hi sungh gaya
Shivani :- tumne ye kya kiya kisi ka khoon kar diya me tumhe chodungi nahi
Shera (kamre me aate hue) :- tum inka kuch nahi bigad sakti
Shivani :- kyu kahi ka raja lagta hai kya ye
Shivani ne jab ye bola toh waha khade sab hasne lage shiwaye shivani aur rani ke
Me :- kya kaka aadha adhura intro dete ho
Toh miss shiwani singh me kahi ka raja toh nahi lagta ha lekin is pure shergarh ka warish jarur hu
Mera naam toh waise thakur rajveer pratap singh hai lekin gav wale pyaar se chote malik bhi bolte hai
Mera intro sunke shiwani aur uski maa dono hi shock ho gaye
Shera :- chote malik ye sab baad me dekhna pahle ye sochiye kal mukable ka kya karenge
Raka :- kya karnge matlab sangram hai na woh jayega kal
Shiva :- nahi papa bhaiya ko goli lagi hai wo bhag nahi le sakte
Bhima :- goli lekin kaise
Phir shiva unhe sara haal batata hai toh wahi sangram ghar ke bahar ka haal dono mila julake puri kahani sabko suna dete hai
Raka :- aapka dhanyawad chote malik aaj ek hi din me aapne mere pure pariwar ko bacha liya me aapka ye ahsaan kaise utarunga
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi bahar se bahut sari gadiyon ke rukne ki aawaj aagayi
Me :- ahsaan utarna hai toh bas aaj bacha lijiye mujhe itna bolke me wahi ke ek bed ke niche ek chura leke chup gaya
Abhi mujhe chipe thoda samay hi hua tha ki kamre ka darwaja khul gaya aur waha se dadaji aur unke sath dad aur c.chacha andar aa gaye
Bhima :- pranam
Dad :- pranam baad me pahle ye batao raj kaha hai
Me wahi chupe hue apne ulte hath par chure se ek gahra jakham bana deta hu
Dad :- suna nahi batao raj kaha hai
Raka :- pahle ye batao aap kon hai
Dad :- pahle ye bata tu kon hai
Bhima :- ye mere bade bhaiya hai shiva inhi ka beta hai aur bhaiya ye is gav ke raja samsher singh hai aur ye unke 2no bete
Raka :- maafi thakur sahab mene pehchana nahi
Dad :- koi baat nahi raj kaha hai
Shiwani (bich me hi bolti hui) :- woh bed ke niche chupa hai
Phir dad ne mujhe bed se bahar nikala toh sab ko mere hath me lagi chot dikh gayi
Dad :- ye chot kaise lagi beta bol kiski itni himmat
Me :- dad wo ye doctor rana ke sath milkar shera ko marne ki sazish kar raha tha aur jab mene ise pakda toh isne chaku se mujh par humla kar diya lekin thank god ye daroga ne meri jaan bachayi aur is doctor ko maar diya
C. Chacha.:- kon daroga beta
Me :- ye shiwani ji daroga hai rampur ki
Dada :- shukriya beta tumhari wajah se hamare ghar ka chirag bach hum tumhare promotion ke baare me baat karnge thara shukriya
Dad :- nahi toh ise apni kuch padi hi nahi hai har din kisi na kisi se ladayi karte hi rehta hai
Chacha :-(mera kaan pakadke) kyu re tujhe ladayi ke liye insaan kam pad gaye the jo ab tu nar bhaksi bagho ka shikar karne laga
Bhima :- ye kya kah rahe hai aap
Dad :- ha hum abhi bahar sunte hue aa rahe hai ki iske jungle se aata hua dekha gaya hai aur jab us jungle ke wacth man ne andar jake dekha toh pata chala ki laad sahab pure jhund ko hi maar ke aaye hai
Me :- ye sab baad ki baat hai aur sabse badi baat ye hai ki aaj ka mukabla ladega kon
Dada :- (kuch sochte hue) chaliye aapko bada shock hai na ladhai jhagde ka toh aap ko ye mauka dete hu hum bhi dekhe aap me kitni takat hai
Dad (shock) lekin pitaji
Dadaji :- ye humara hukum hai.
Me (khush hoke) :- ji dadaji

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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Mast update h bro...

 

[Sandeep Gupta]

Update 27
Me :- aap sab baithiye
Shivani (apni maa se) :- maa ye ladka kon hai jise dekh sab khade hone lage
Rani :- yehi toh mujhe samaz nahi aa raha hai tu ruk me puchti hu
Abhi koi aage kuch bolta ki tabhi. O. T ka darwaja khula
Doctor :- humne uske andar lagbhag sara jahar nikal liya hai lekin uske sharir me bahutsa jahar phail chuka hai jisse uske pass kuch hi ghante baki hai aap jake mil lijiye
Jab doctor ne bolna khatam hua toh waha ke sare leadies rone lage aur gents unhe samhal rahe the jaise typical serial aur movies me hota hai thik waise hi lekin is sab ke pare jab mene ye suna me turant doctor ko andar dhaka deke O. T. me ghus gaya mujhe aise ghuste dekh sab bhi mere piche ghus gaye
Me :- shiva ise pakad ke rakh ye bhagne na paye
Shiva :- ji
Phir me turant jungle se layi jadi buti ko wahi rakhe jug ke pani se dho diya phir un jadi butiyon ko apne hatheli ke bich me rakhke dono hatho se masalne laga jisse tbodi der me hi uska ras nikalne laga
Jaise hi ras nikalne laga mene apna hath sidha uske muh ke uper rakh diya jisse woh ras sidha uske muh ke andar jane laga jab sara ras shera ne nigal liya toh mene us bache hue pale ko bhi uske muh me dal kar muh ko apni hatheli se band kar diya
Abhi thoda time hi hua tha ki shera koh khoon ki ulti hone lagi me use turant le jake khidki ko khol ke khuli hawame le gaya aur use wahi rakh ke me wapas sab ke pass aa gaya
Shivani (gusse me) :- ye kya pila diya tune mere bhai ko bol me tujhe chodungi nahi
Raka :- shivani control
Rani :- kyu galti isne ki abhi kuch ghante toh woh humare pass rehta ab toh shayad wo kuch pal bhi naseeb na ho paye
Raka :- rani shant raho
Bhima :- aapne ye kya
Me (baat ko bich me hi kaat ke) :- vish marak aushadhi aayurvedik upaay abhi aur thodi der shera ke andar ka sara jahar nikal jaye ga phir 1-2 din ka aaram ye phir se phle jaise ho jayenge
Bhima (khushi se) :- kya sach me
Me :- mujhpr bharosha hai ya nahi
Bhima :- aap par ka bharosa tuta hi kab tha
Me (shivani ke taraf dekhke) :- toh apne mehmano se humara parichay nahi karwayenge
Bhima :- ha kyu nahi mere pariwar ko toh aap jante hi ho (raka ki taraf ishara karke) ye mere bade bhaiya raka singh
Me :- namaste kaka (aur unke pair chune laga)
Raka :- ye aap kya kar rahe hai aap hume paap cbadhayenge
Me :- aap toh mere liye kaka saman hi hai
Bhima :- (rani ki taraf ishara karke) ye unki patni rani singh
Me :- namaste kaki (aur unke pair chune laga)
Rani :- (shant)
Bhima :- (shivani ki taraf ishara karke) ye i ki beti shivani singh ye police daroga hai rampur me posting hai aur sab wahi rahte hai
Me :- ohhh namaste
Shivani :- namaste
Me :- rampur matlab shastri ji ki panchayat me thik kaha na mene
Bhima :- ji aur shiva ko toh aap jante hi hai woh inhi ka beta hai
Me :- ohh shiva se yaad aaya shiva us doctor ko le aa
Shiva :- ji
Phir shiva use lake mere samne khada kar deta hai
Me :- shiva shera ko bath room le ja aur ache se nahla thik hai
Shiva :- ji
Aur shiva shera ko leke washroom ki or le gaya
Uske jate hi maine doctor ko khich ke ek laga di
Jise dekh kar waha khade sab shock ho gaye
Shivani :- ye kya kar rahe ho tumhare dimag me akal naam ki chij hai ya nahi
Raka :- shivani unhe jo karna hai karne do
Me (doctor ki color pakadke) :- bol kitne me bika tu bol
Doctor :- ye aap kya bol rahe ho
Me :- rana ne supari di thi na ki blood samples lene ke jagah unke andar jahar daal de (chata marte hue) bol
Bhima (shock se) :- ye kya bol rahe ho aap
Me :- ha kaka aapke wajah se use 5 saal ka ban mila tha usi ka badla le raha hai wo
Raka (apni gun nikal kar) :- aye doctor sach bol nahi toh yahi khopdi uda dunga
Doctor :- mujhe maaf kar dijiye usne 2 karore dene ka wada kiya tha me lalach me aa gaya tha
Uske itna bolte hi mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya bole toh 180° rotate hi ho gaya jo dekhke waha khade sab logo ko jaise saap hi sungh gaya
Shivani :- tumne ye kya kiya kisi ka khoon kar diya me tumhe chodungi nahi
Shera (kamre me aate hue) :- tum inka kuch nahi bigad sakti
Shivani :- kyu kahi ka raja lagta hai kya ye
Shivani ne jab ye bola toh waha khade sab hasne lage shiwaye shivani aur rani ke
Me :- kya kaka aadha adhura intro dete ho
Toh miss shiwani singh me kahi ka raja toh nahi lagta ha lekin is pure shergarh ka warish jarur hu
Mera naam toh waise thakur rajveer pratap singh hai lekin gav wale pyaar se chote malik bhi bolte hai
Mera intro sunke shiwani aur uski maa dono hi shock ho gaye
Shera :- chote malik ye sab baad me dekhna pahle ye sochiye kal mukable ka kya karenge
Raka :- kya karnge matlab sangram hai na woh jayega kal
Shiva :- nahi papa bhaiya ko goli lagi hai wo bhag nahi le sakte
Bhima :- goli lekin kaise
Phir shiva unhe sara haal batata hai toh wahi sangram ghar ke bahar ka haal dono mila julake puri kahani sabko suna dete hai
Raka :- aapka dhanyawad chote malik aaj ek hi din me aapne mere pure pariwar ko bacha liya me aapka ye ahsaan kaise utarunga
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi bahar se bahut sari gadiyon ke rukne ki aawaj aagayi
Me :- ahsaan utarna hai toh bas aaj bacha lijiye mujhe itna bolke me wahi ke ek bed ke niche ek chura leke chup gaya
Abhi mujhe chipe thoda samay hi hua tha ki kamre ka darwaja khul gaya aur waha se dadaji aur unke sath dad aur c.chacha andar aa gaye
Bhima :- pranam
Dad :- pranam baad me pahle ye batao raj kaha hai
Me wahi chupe hue apne ulte hath par chure se ek gahra jakham bana deta hu
Dad :- suna nahi batao raj kaha hai
Raka :- pahle ye batao aap kon hai
Dad :- pahle ye bata tu kon hai
Bhima :- ye mere bade bhaiya hai shiva inhi ka beta hai aur bhaiya ye is gav ke raja samsher singh hai aur ye unke 2no bete
Raka :- maafi thakur sahab mene pehchana nahi
Dad :- koi baat nahi raj kaha hai
Shiwani (bich me hi bolti hui) :- woh bed ke niche chupa hai
Phir dad ne mujhe bed se bahar nikala toh sab ko mere hath me lagi chot dikh gayi
Dad :- ye chot kaise lagi beta bol kiski itni himmat
Me :- dad wo ye doctor rana ke sath milkar shera ko marne ki sazish kar raha tha aur jab mene ise pakda toh isne chaku se mujh par humla kar diya lekin thank god ye daroga ne meri jaan bachayi aur is doctor ko maar diya
C. Chacha.:- kon daroga beta
Me :- ye shiwani ji daroga hai rampur ki
Dada :- shukriya beta tumhari wajah se hamare ghar ka chirag bach hum tumhare promotion ke baare me baat karnge thara shukriya
Dad :- nahi toh ise apni kuch padi hi nahi hai har din kisi na kisi se ladayi karte hi rehta hai
Chacha :-(mera kaan pakadke) kyu re tujhe ladayi ke liye insaan kam pad gaye the jo ab tu nar bhaksi bagho ka shikar karne laga
Bhima :- ye kya kah rahe hai aap
Dad :- ha hum abhi bahar sunte hue aa rahe hai ki iske jungle se aata hua dekha gaya hai aur jab us jungle ke wacth man ne andar jake dekha toh pata chala ki laad sahab pure jhund ko hi maar ke aaye hai
Me :- ye sab baad ki baat hai aur sabse badi baat ye hai ki aaj ka mukabla ladega kon
Dada :- (kuch sochte hue) chaliye aapko bada shock hai na ladhai jhagde ka toh aap ko ye mauka dete hu hum bhi dekhe aap me kitni takat hai
Dad (shock) lekin pitaji
Dadaji :- ye humara hukum hai.
Me (khush hoke) :- ji dadaji

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Aaj ke liye itna hi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nice Update....
Update Chote Bahut Hai Thode Size Ko Badao VAJRADHIKARI Bhai

 

[parkas]

Update 27
Me :- aap sab baithiye
Shivani (apni maa se) :- maa ye ladka kon hai jise dekh sab khade hone lage
Rani :- yehi toh mujhe samaz nahi aa raha hai tu ruk me puchti hu
Abhi koi aage kuch bolta ki tabhi. O. T ka darwaja khula
Doctor :- humne uske andar lagbhag sara jahar nikal liya hai lekin uske sharir me bahutsa jahar phail chuka hai jisse uske pass kuch hi ghante baki hai aap jake mil lijiye
Jab doctor ne bolna khatam hua toh waha ke sare leadies rone lage aur gents unhe samhal rahe the jaise typical serial aur movies me hota hai thik waise hi lekin is sab ke pare jab mene ye suna me turant doctor ko andar dhaka deke O. T. me ghus gaya mujhe aise ghuste dekh sab bhi mere piche ghus gaye
Me :- shiva ise pakad ke rakh ye bhagne na paye
Shiva :- ji
Phir me turant jungle se layi jadi buti ko wahi rakhe jug ke pani se dho diya phir un jadi butiyon ko apne hatheli ke bich me rakhke dono hatho se masalne laga jisse tbodi der me hi uska ras nikalne laga
Jaise hi ras nikalne laga mene apna hath sidha uske muh ke uper rakh diya jisse woh ras sidha uske muh ke andar jane laga jab sara ras shera ne nigal liya toh mene us bache hue pale ko bhi uske muh me dal kar muh ko apni hatheli se band kar diya
Abhi thoda time hi hua tha ki shera koh khoon ki ulti hone lagi me use turant le jake khidki ko khol ke khuli hawame le gaya aur use wahi rakh ke me wapas sab ke pass aa gaya
Shivani (gusse me) :- ye kya pila diya tune mere bhai ko bol me tujhe chodungi nahi
Raka :- shivani control
Rani :- kyu galti isne ki abhi kuch ghante toh woh humare pass rehta ab toh shayad wo kuch pal bhi naseeb na ho paye
Raka :- rani shant raho
Bhima :- aapne ye kya
Me (baat ko bich me hi kaat ke) :- vish marak aushadhi aayurvedik upaay abhi aur thodi der shera ke andar ka sara jahar nikal jaye ga phir 1-2 din ka aaram ye phir se phle jaise ho jayenge
Bhima (khushi se) :- kya sach me
Me :- mujhpr bharosha hai ya nahi
Bhima :- aap par ka bharosa tuta hi kab tha
Me (shivani ke taraf dekhke) :- toh apne mehmano se humara parichay nahi karwayenge
Bhima :- ha kyu nahi mere pariwar ko toh aap jante hi ho (raka ki taraf ishara karke) ye mere bade bhaiya raka singh
Me :- namaste kaka (aur unke pair chune laga)
Raka :- ye aap kya kar rahe hai aap hume paap cbadhayenge
Me :- aap toh mere liye kaka saman hi hai
Bhima :- (rani ki taraf ishara karke) ye unki patni rani singh
Me :- namaste kaki (aur unke pair chune laga)
Rani :- (shant)
Bhima :- (shivani ki taraf ishara karke) ye i ki beti shivani singh ye police daroga hai rampur me posting hai aur sab wahi rahte hai
Me :- ohhh namaste
Shivani :- namaste
Me :- rampur matlab shastri ji ki panchayat me thik kaha na mene
Bhima :- ji aur shiva ko toh aap jante hi hai woh inhi ka beta hai
Me :- ohh shiva se yaad aaya shiva us doctor ko le aa
Shiva :- ji
Phir shiva use lake mere samne khada kar deta hai
Me :- shiva shera ko bath room le ja aur ache se nahla thik hai
Shiva :- ji
Aur shiva shera ko leke washroom ki or le gaya
Uske jate hi maine doctor ko khich ke ek laga di
Jise dekh kar waha khade sab shock ho gaye
Shivani :- ye kya kar rahe ho tumhare dimag me akal naam ki chij hai ya nahi
Raka :- shivani unhe jo karna hai karne do
Me (doctor ki color pakadke) :- bol kitne me bika tu bol
Doctor :- ye aap kya bol rahe ho
Me :- rana ne supari di thi na ki blood samples lene ke jagah unke andar jahar daal de (chata marte hue) bol
Bhima (shock se) :- ye kya bol rahe ho aap
Me :- ha kaka aapke wajah se use 5 saal ka ban mila tha usi ka badla le raha hai wo
Raka (apni gun nikal kar) :- aye doctor sach bol nahi toh yahi khopdi uda dunga
Doctor :- mujhe maaf kar dijiye usne 2 karore dene ka wada kiya tha me lalach me aa gaya tha
Uske itna bolte hi mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya bole toh 180° rotate hi ho gaya jo dekhke waha khade sab logo ko jaise saap hi sungh gaya
Shivani :- tumne ye kya kiya kisi ka khoon kar diya me tumhe chodungi nahi
Shera (kamre me aate hue) :- tum inka kuch nahi bigad sakti
Shivani :- kyu kahi ka raja lagta hai kya ye
Shivani ne jab ye bola toh waha khade sab hasne lage shiwaye shivani aur rani ke
Me :- kya kaka aadha adhura intro dete ho
Toh miss shiwani singh me kahi ka raja toh nahi lagta ha lekin is pure shergarh ka warish jarur hu
Mera naam toh waise thakur rajveer pratap singh hai lekin gav wale pyaar se chote malik bhi bolte hai
Mera intro sunke shiwani aur uski maa dono hi shock ho gaye
Shera :- chote malik ye sab baad me dekhna pahle ye sochiye kal mukable ka kya karenge
Raka :- kya karnge matlab sangram hai na woh jayega kal
Shiva :- nahi papa bhaiya ko goli lagi hai wo bhag nahi le sakte
Bhima :- goli lekin kaise
Phir shiva unhe sara haal batata hai toh wahi sangram ghar ke bahar ka haal dono mila julake puri kahani sabko suna dete hai
Raka :- aapka dhanyawad chote malik aaj ek hi din me aapne mere pure pariwar ko bacha liya me aapka ye ahsaan kaise utarunga
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi bahar se bahut sari gadiyon ke rukne ki aawaj aagayi
Me :- ahsaan utarna hai toh bas aaj bacha lijiye mujhe itna bolke me wahi ke ek bed ke niche ek chura leke chup gaya
Abhi mujhe chipe thoda samay hi hua tha ki kamre ka darwaja khul gaya aur waha se dadaji aur unke sath dad aur c.chacha andar aa gaye
Bhima :- pranam
Dad :- pranam baad me pahle ye batao raj kaha hai
Me wahi chupe hue apne ulte hath par chure se ek gahra jakham bana deta hu
Dad :- suna nahi batao raj kaha hai
Raka :- pahle ye batao aap kon hai
Dad :- pahle ye bata tu kon hai
Bhima :- ye mere bade bhaiya hai shiva inhi ka beta hai aur bhaiya ye is gav ke raja samsher singh hai aur ye unke 2no bete
Raka :- maafi thakur sahab mene pehchana nahi
Dad :- koi baat nahi raj kaha hai
Shiwani (bich me hi bolti hui) :- woh bed ke niche chupa hai
Phir dad ne mujhe bed se bahar nikala toh sab ko mere hath me lagi chot dikh gayi
Dad :- ye chot kaise lagi beta bol kiski itni himmat
Me :- dad wo ye doctor rana ke sath milkar shera ko marne ki sazish kar raha tha aur jab mene ise pakda toh isne chaku se mujh par humla kar diya lekin thank god ye daroga ne meri jaan bachayi aur is doctor ko maar diya
C. Chacha.:- kon daroga beta
Me :- ye shiwani ji daroga hai rampur ki
Dada :- shukriya beta tumhari wajah se hamare ghar ka chirag bach hum tumhare promotion ke baare me baat karnge thara shukriya
Dad :- nahi toh ise apni kuch padi hi nahi hai har din kisi na kisi se ladayi karte hi rehta hai
Chacha :-(mera kaan pakadke) kyu re tujhe ladayi ke liye insaan kam pad gaye the jo ab tu nar bhaksi bagho ka shikar karne laga
Bhima :- ye kya kah rahe hai aap
Dad :- ha hum abhi bahar sunte hue aa rahe hai ki iske jungle se aata hua dekha gaya hai aur jab us jungle ke wacth man ne andar jake dekha toh pata chala ki laad sahab pure jhund ko hi maar ke aaye hai
Me :- ye sab baad ki baat hai aur sabse badi baat ye hai ki aaj ka mukabla ladega kon
Dada :- (kuch sochte hue) chaliye aapko bada shock hai na ladhai jhagde ka toh aap ko ye mauka dete hu hum bhi dekhe aap me kitni takat hai
Dad (shock) lekin pitaji
Dadaji :- ye humara hukum hai.
Me (khush hoke) :- ji dadaji

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[Bilal jan]

Update 26

Bhima ka ghar

Abhi sab ko gaye kuch ½ ghanta hi hua tha ki achanak shiva ko ghar ki jhadiyon me kuch halchal ka aabhas hua jisse pehle toh usne ignore kar diya lekin jab dusri baar use wahi aabhas hua toh wo chaukanna ho gaya aur apne kamre me jakar apni gun nikaal li aur sari leadies ko bhi ek kamre me lock kar diya jisse koi khatra na ho
Uske baad chat par gaya toh usne dekha ki kul 20-25 logon ne uske ghar ko gherna shuru kar diya hai toh usne usi waqt apne chacha ko phone mila diya lekin uski futi kismat uske phone me signal hi nahi tha toh usne gusse me phone ko wahi phek ke wapas niche aagaya aur niche aake
Usne sabse pahle ghar me jo bhi hathiyar the sab ek jagah ikathe kiye jaise churi talwaar dumbels lohe ki rod sab ek jagah leke apni gun unlock kkarke darwaje ki or nishana laga ke baith gaya
Abhi woh puri taiyari se samne wale ka intezaar kar hi raha tha ki use ek ke baad ek goliyon ki sounds aane lagi
Wahi mere hukum dene ke baad sare guards jungle ke rasto se apni bike bhagake 5 min ke andar bhima ke ghar pahuch gaye jab woh waha pahuche toh unhone dekha ki bhima ki ghar pr pahle se hi humla shuru ho gaya hai 20-25 log hatho me hathiyaar liye ghar ki taraf badh rahe hai toh unhone bhi bina samay gavaye apni baduke unpar tan di aur ek ek karke sabko is andheri raat me hamesha ke liye sula diya
Jab sab shant hua toh woh guards ab ghar ki taraf badhne lage tabhi kisi gadi ke emergency breaks ki aawaj aayi jisse woh sab chaukanna ho gaye aur apni guns ko reload kar us or badh gaye
Jab sare guard us or pahuche toh dekha samne dekha ki sangram akela hi 5 logo se lad rahe the toh un guards me se 2 log sangram ki help ke liye kud pade jab sangram ne unki aur dekha toh woh unhe pehchaan gaya aur phir 3no ne un pachon ko khatam kar diya
Jab sab khatam ho gaye toh mere guards wapas jhadiyon me chup gaye.
Phir sangram apne ghar ki or badha jaise hi usne darwaje ko dhaka diya waise hi darwaja khul gaya
Darwaja khulte hi ek goli aake sidha uske kande ko chu ke nikal gai
Sangram :- ahhhhh
Jaise hi shiva ne sangram ki or dekha toh isai apni galti ka aabhas ho gaya
Shiva :- maaf kar do bhai galti ho gayi
Sangram :- woh sab chod hume turant nikalna hoga aur bhi log aa sakte hai jaldi chal
Shiva :- ha bhaiya
Phir shiva turant jake sari leadise ko bahar nikalta hai
Sangram :- shiva ye le bahar ek car khadi hai tu chala lega na
Shiva :- ji bhai
Phir sab ghar ke bahar aate hai pahle toh gadi dekhke shock ho jate hai phir jab sangram unhe sab batata hai toh woh turant gadi me baithke nikal padte hai hospital ki or
Wahi jungle me
Jaise hi wo sher mara mere kano me ek ajib si aawaj aayi jo insaano jaisi hi thi lekin thodi alag thi insaano se jyada tej aur aisi ki sunne wale ki kano se hi khoon nikal aaye
Aawaj :- pehla shikar mubarak ho raj
Me :- kon hai saamne aao
Aawaj :- abhi aaya
Uske itne bolte hi mere gale ka locket chamkne laga aur us mese 1 roshni nikli jo mere samne wali jamin par girni lagi dheere dheere usne 1 insani roop lena shuru kiya jab locket chamkna shant hua toh samne ek insaan khada tha

Wo kuch is tarah dikhta tha
Me :- kon ho tum
Aadmi :- me tumhara guide hu
Me :- matlab
G :- me tumhe apni shaktiyon pr tumhare astron ki shaktiyon par aur tumhare krodh par kabu kaise karna hai sikhaunga
Me :- ye sab chodo agar tum meri madad hi karna chahte ho toh batao me jo dhoondh raha hu woh kaha milega
G :- tumhare andar pura sansaar hai me toh kewal is locket ki shakti hu tum khud shaktiyon ka samundar ho dhyaan lagao
Me :- mere pass samay….
G (meri baat ko bich me hi rokte hue) :- dhyan lagao tabhi jawab milega
Ab mere pass uski baat sunne ke alawa koi aur rasta nahi tha toh me wahi dhyan lagane baith gaya
Abhi me baitha hi tha ki tabhi mere se kuch duri par hi ek saath 4 nar bhaksi wagh aa gaye jinhe dekh kar me darne laga agar ek hota toh me sambhal bhi leta lekin ye 4 the mene slow mode open karne ka try kiya lekin success nahi hua
Me (aadmi se) :- ab me kya karu
G :- Bas apne man ko akagra karo. Or ye socho ki tumhe aaj in Charo ko maarkar jinda Ghar bapis jana hai. Or apna Dhyan bhatakne mat dena.
Apna Sara dhyan apni thirdeye per kendrit karo. Or fir dekho kya hota hai.
Ye sab sunkar mujhe lag raha tha ki me pagal ho gya hu. Apni mout ko dekhkar.mujhe kuch bhi samaj me nahi aaraha tha ki me kya karu or kya nahi.
G :- tum bichlit kyu ho rahe ho. Jaisa Maine kaha hai baisa karo. Or jaldi karo kyunki wo ab tumhari ore badhne lage hai.
Ye sab sunkar mujhe laga agar aaj marna tay hai to koi nahi rok sakta. Or agar mera jeena tay hai to use bhi koi nahi rok sakta. Isliye maine tay kiya ki ab jaisa woh kahega me waisa hi karunga kyon ki mujhe pichle kuch dino me mujhe ye lagta tha ki ye sab us potions ki wajah se ho raha hai phir jab locket chamakte dekha toh laga ki ye sab locket ki wajah se ho raha hai lekin aaj is locket se nikla insaan keh raha tha ki ye sab me kar raha hu
Lekin such kahun toh ab mujhe dar lagne laga tha
Main- jaisa aap kahe.
Ye kehke main wahi per palthi maar kar baith gya. Or apna Sara dhyan apne lalaat ke beecho beech kendrit karne laga. Or man me OM ka ucharan karne laga. Me ab sab kuch bhool gaya tha ki me kaha hu. Or mere aas pass kon hai. Mera sara dhyan bas apni third eye per tha. Halaki ye bahut hi mushkil kaam tha. Mera dhyan bhatak hi jata tha. Lekin ab mene mere man me drid nischay tha ki aaj me yaha se jinda bapis jakar hi rahunga. Fir chahe kuch bhi ho jaye. Or usi nischay ki bajah se maine apne man ko bilkul bhi bhatakne nahi diya. Or thodi hi der me mujhe aisa aabhas hone laga tha jaise meri third eye open ho rahi hai. Me is eye se dekh bhi raha tha. Jab mujhe 3rd eye se dekhne laga toh paya ki mere as pass koi bhi bagh nazar nahi aaraha tha
Me :- (dhyan todke) wo charo kaha gaye
G :- woh sab mare gaye tumhari power ke madad se mara tumne ab me chalta hu yaad rakhna jab bhi jarurat ho sache man se yaad karna aa jaunga itna bolke woh phir se gayab ho gaya
Me :- acha hai kam se kam dhyan kaise lagate hai woh toh pata chala abhi mujhe un aushadhi par dhyan lagana hoga
Ye soch kar mene apni aankhe wapas band karke un aushadhiyon par ekagra karne laga aur thode hi der me woh jadibutiya mil bhi gayi me turant unke pass pahuch gaya aur unhe todke jaise hi hospital ki taraf bhaga mujhe mahsoos hua ki mera slow mode phir se active ho gaya hai jab mene try kiya toh phir se mujhe sab slow dikhne laga ab is baat ka fayda uthake me sab waise hi slow karke bhagne laga aur jab me hospital pahucha toh sab normal ho gaya jab mene time dekha toh subah ke 3 baj chuke the jab me O. T. ke pass pahucha toh waha mujhe bhima kaka ka pura priwar dikh gaya jo ki mujhe dekhke khade hone lage
Me :- aap sab baithiye
Shivani (apni maa se) :- maa ye ladka kon hai jise dekh sab khade hone lage
Rani :- yehi toh mujhe samaz nahi aa raha hai tu ruk me puchti hu
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Nice Update

 

[Pandit Raj]

Super duper awesome update

 

[Bosskhatri]

Bahut hi gazab ka update......

Aage bhi likhte rhiye.....

 

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Kripya bro yah Mukabala pura ek hi update Main Bataye to Jyada maja aaega Ladai do teen continue to update Mein Aaegi to Achcha Nahin lagega

 

[Yasasvi1]

Update 27
Me :- aap sab baithiye
Shivani (apni maa se) :- maa ye ladka kon hai jise dekh sab khade hone lage
Rani :- yehi toh mujhe samaz nahi aa raha hai tu ruk me puchti hu
Abhi koi aage kuch bolta ki tabhi. O. T ka darwaja khula
Doctor :- humne uske andar lagbhag sara jahar nikal liya hai lekin uske sharir me bahutsa jahar phail chuka hai jisse uske pass kuch hi ghante baki hai aap jake mil lijiye
Jab doctor ne bolna khatam hua toh waha ke sare leadies rone lage aur gents unhe samhal rahe the jaise typical serial aur movies me hota hai thik waise hi lekin is sab ke pare jab mene ye suna me turant doctor ko andar dhaka deke O. T. me ghus gaya mujhe aise ghuste dekh sab bhi mere piche ghus gaye
Me :- shiva ise pakad ke rakh ye bhagne na paye
Shiva :- ji
Phir me turant jungle se layi jadi buti ko wahi rakhe jug ke pani se dho diya phir un jadi butiyon ko apne hatheli ke bich me rakhke dono hatho se masalne laga jisse tbodi der me hi uska ras nikalne laga
Jaise hi ras nikalne laga mene apna hath sidha uske muh ke uper rakh diya jisse woh ras sidha uske muh ke andar jane laga jab sara ras shera ne nigal liya toh mene us bache hue pale ko bhi uske muh me dal kar muh ko apni hatheli se band kar diya
Abhi thoda time hi hua tha ki shera koh khoon ki ulti hone lagi me use turant le jake khidki ko khol ke khuli hawame le gaya aur use wahi rakh ke me wapas sab ke pass aa gaya
Shivani (gusse me) :- ye kya pila diya tune mere bhai ko bol me tujhe chodungi nahi
Raka :- shivani control
Rani :- kyu galti isne ki abhi kuch ghante toh woh humare pass rehta ab toh shayad wo kuch pal bhi naseeb na ho paye
Raka :- rani shant raho
Bhima :- aapne ye kya
Me (baat ko bich me hi kaat ke) :- vish marak aushadhi aayurvedik upaay abhi aur thodi der shera ke andar ka sara jahar nikal jaye ga phir 1-2 din ka aaram ye phir se phle jaise ho jayenge
Bhima (khushi se) :- kya sach me
Me :- mujhpr bharosha hai ya nahi
Bhima :- aap par ka bharosa tuta hi kab tha
Me (shivani ke taraf dekhke) :- toh apne mehmano se humara parichay nahi karwayenge
Bhima :- ha kyu nahi mere pariwar ko toh aap jante hi ho (raka ki taraf ishara karke) ye mere bade bhaiya raka singh
Me :- namaste kaka (aur unke pair chune laga)
Raka :- ye aap kya kar rahe hai aap hume paap cbadhayenge
Me :- aap toh mere liye kaka saman hi hai
Bhima :- (rani ki taraf ishara karke) ye unki patni rani singh
Me :- namaste kaki (aur unke pair chune laga)
Rani :- (shant)
Bhima :- (shivani ki taraf ishara karke) ye i ki beti shivani singh ye police daroga hai rampur me posting hai aur sab wahi rahte hai
Me :- ohhh namaste
Shivani :- namaste
Me :- rampur matlab shastri ji ki panchayat me thik kaha na mene
Bhima :- ji aur shiva ko toh aap jante hi hai woh inhi ka beta hai
Me :- ohh shiva se yaad aaya shiva us doctor ko le aa
Shiva :- ji
Phir shiva use lake mere samne khada kar deta hai
Me :- shiva shera ko bath room le ja aur ache se nahla thik hai
Shiva :- ji
Aur shiva shera ko leke washroom ki or le gaya
Uske jate hi maine doctor ko khich ke ek laga di
Jise dekh kar waha khade sab shock ho gaye
Shivani :- ye kya kar rahe ho tumhare dimag me akal naam ki chij hai ya nahi
Raka :- shivani unhe jo karna hai karne do
Me (doctor ki color pakadke) :- bol kitne me bika tu bol
Doctor :- ye aap kya bol rahe ho
Me :- rana ne supari di thi na ki blood samples lene ke jagah unke andar jahar daal de (chata marte hue) bol
Bhima (shock se) :- ye kya bol rahe ho aap
Me :- ha kaka aapke wajah se use 5 saal ka ban mila tha usi ka badla le raha hai wo
Raka (apni gun nikal kar) :- aye doctor sach bol nahi toh yahi khopdi uda dunga
Doctor :- mujhe maaf kar dijiye usne 2 karore dene ka wada kiya tha me lalach me aa gaya tha
Uske itna bolte hi mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya bole toh 180° rotate hi ho gaya jo dekhke waha khade sab logo ko jaise saap hi sungh gaya
Shivani :- tumne ye kya kiya kisi ka khoon kar diya me tumhe chodungi nahi
Shera (kamre me aate hue) :- tum inka kuch nahi bigad sakti
Shivani :- kyu kahi ka raja lagta hai kya ye
Shivani ne jab ye bola toh waha khade sab hasne lage shiwaye shivani aur rani ke
Me :- kya kaka aadha adhura intro dete ho
Toh miss shiwani singh me kahi ka raja toh nahi lagta ha lekin is pure shergarh ka warish jarur hu
Mera naam toh waise thakur rajveer pratap singh hai lekin gav wale pyaar se chote malik bhi bolte hai
Mera intro sunke shiwani aur uski maa dono hi shock ho gaye
Shera :- chote malik ye sab baad me dekhna pahle ye sochiye kal mukable ka kya karenge
Raka :- kya karnge matlab sangram hai na woh jayega kal
Shiva :- nahi papa bhaiya ko goli lagi hai wo bhag nahi le sakte
Bhima :- goli lekin kaise
Phir shiva unhe sara haal batata hai toh wahi sangram ghar ke bahar ka haal dono mila julake puri kahani sabko suna dete hai
Raka :- aapka dhanyawad chote malik aaj ek hi din me aapne mere pure pariwar ko bacha liya me aapka ye ahsaan kaise utarunga
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi bahar se bahut sari gadiyon ke rukne ki aawaj aagayi
Me :- ahsaan utarna hai toh bas aaj bacha lijiye mujhe itna bolke me wahi ke ek bed ke niche ek chura leke chup gaya
Abhi mujhe chipe thoda samay hi hua tha ki kamre ka darwaja khul gaya aur waha se dadaji aur unke sath dad aur c.chacha andar aa gaye
Bhima :- pranam
Dad :- pranam baad me pahle ye batao raj kaha hai
Me wahi chupe hue apne ulte hath par chure se ek gahra jakham bana deta hu
Dad :- suna nahi batao raj kaha hai
Raka :- pahle ye batao aap kon hai
Dad :- pahle ye bata tu kon hai
Bhima :- ye mere bade bhaiya hai shiva inhi ka beta hai aur bhaiya ye is gav ke raja samsher singh hai aur ye unke 2no bete
Raka :- maafi thakur sahab mene pehchana nahi
Dad :- koi baat nahi raj kaha hai
Shiwani (bich me hi bolti hui) :- woh bed ke niche chupa hai
Phir dad ne mujhe bed se bahar nikala toh sab ko mere hath me lagi chot dikh gayi
Dad :- ye chot kaise lagi beta bol kiski itni himmat
Me :- dad wo ye doctor rana ke sath milkar shera ko marne ki sazish kar raha tha aur jab mene ise pakda toh isne chaku se mujh par humla kar diya lekin thank god ye daroga ne meri jaan bachayi aur is doctor ko maar diya
C. Chacha.:- kon daroga beta
Me :- ye shiwani ji daroga hai rampur ki
Dada :- shukriya beta tumhari wajah se hamare ghar ka chirag bach hum tumhare promotion ke baare me baat karnge thara shukriya
Dad :- nahi toh ise apni kuch padi hi nahi hai har din kisi na kisi se ladayi karte hi rehta hai
Chacha :-(mera kaan pakadke) kyu re tujhe ladayi ke liye insaan kam pad gaye the jo ab tu nar bhaksi bagho ka shikar karne laga
Bhima :- ye kya kah rahe hai aap
Dad :- ha hum abhi bahar sunte hue aa rahe hai ki iske jungle se aata hua dekha gaya hai aur jab us jungle ke wacth man ne andar jake dekha toh pata chala ki laad sahab pure jhund ko hi maar ke aaye hai
Me :- ye sab baad ki baat hai aur sabse badi baat ye hai ki aaj ka mukabla ladega kon
Dada :- (kuch sochte hue) chaliye aapko bada shock hai na ladhai jhagde ka toh aap ko ye mauka dete hu hum bhi dekhe aap me kitni takat hai
Dad (shock) lekin pitaji
Dadaji :- ye humara hukum hai.
Me (khush hoke) :- ji dadaji

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