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Spoiler: CHARACTER GUIDELINE

(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 11



Jab woh dono ander aaye toh unhe dekh kar sab chowk gye kyonki wo koi aur nahi mere mama aur mami the (meri mami ki nayi nayi shadi hui hai isliye unhe mere baare me nahi pta)
Mama mami ne sabse pahle dada aur dadi ke pair chue phir dad aur mom ke
Dada :- arun(mama) tum yaha kya baat hai aaj hath me talwar nahi mithai hai
Mama :- ye mithayi me apne bhanje ke liye leke aaya hu uske 18 ve janmdin ke khushi me
Dad :- acha toh ek kaam kar pahle tu kha phir 10 - 15 mint ruk agar tu sahi salamat hoge toh hum sochenge raj ko niche bulane ke baare me
Mama :- purani bato me kya…
Abhi mama kuch bolte ki tabhi chote chacha ek sewak ko bulakar usse bolte hai
Chote :- suno sewak jao jake bheema ko bulao aur jara dekhna bahar kitne aadmi leke aaye hai aur agar aadmi ho toh tum mat jao sidha bheema ko phone lagao pta nahi kab yudh ho
Ye sab sunke jaha mama ke chehre pe halki muskuraht lekin aakho me dukh ka samundar aajata hai jise chupa toh nahi pate lekin bahne se rok lete hai
Wahi mami jinko atit ka kuch pata nahi hai unke aakho me gussa saaf dikh raha tha
Dadi :- kya baat hai aaj abhi tak chup hai abhi tak toh apne kapdo me se gun nikal ke hum sab ke sir me goli mar deni chahiye thi
Mom :- abhi kaha maji pahle toh ye apne aadmiyon ko bulayege phir kisi flop movie ke flop dialogue marenge phir goli marenge. Lekin aaj shayad jahr deke marne ka irada hai
Ab mami ke sabr ka bandh tut gaya
Mami (gusse me) :- kya laga rakha hai aapne kab se hum apne bhanje se milne aaye hai aur aap
Ab mom bhi mami ki gusse bhari aawaj sun ke unhe bhi gussa aa gaya tha
Mom (gusse me) :- hum kya kar rahe hai hum toh bas khud ke jaan bachane ke liye safety plan bana rahe hai kya pata kab kaha se kaise goli aake kis ke sir me jaa lage ye akela aaya hai shayad isiye abhi tak goli nahi chali iska baap aata toh ab tak tum aur tumhari sas dono vidhwa ho gayi hoti
Mami :- agar aapne ek aur shabd mere bhagwan jaise pati aur pita saman sasur ke khilaf nikala to acha nahi hoga
Maa :- jaja ye sab kisi aur ko suna aur soch agar teri jaban fisli toh tu aaj yaha se paka widhwa hoke bahar niklegi
Kya ho raha hai yaha
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi piche se ek jordaar aawaj aati hai jo meri thi
Me :- kya hua itni raat ko itna hungama
Dada :- raj beta tum andar jao
Jaise hi dadaji ne mera naam bola turant mama ki nazar mere pe padi aur meri unpe me chlte hue unke pass gaya
Me :- kya baat hai suryagarh ke kunwar aaj hum se milne aaye
Mami :- ye bache shant rah suna nahi kya jab bade baat kar rahe ho toh shaant rahte hai itni bhi tamiz nahi sikhayi
Abhi koi kuch aur bolta ki ek jhanaate dar thappad ki aawaj hall me gunji jo ki mami ko pada tha mama ke hatho
Mama :- tere ko gadi me samjhaya tha na ki apni juban mat kholna
Mami toh jaise shock me thi ki jo log unke pariwaar ki itni bejati kar rahe hai unke liye uske pati uspe hath uthaya
Mami :- toh kya koi bhi mere pati parmeshwar aur dewta saman sasur ke baare me kuch bhi bole aur me kuch nahi bolu
Mama :- tere ko bola na muh band
Mama abhi ek aur thapad mami ko marne hi wale the ki mene unka hath pakad liya
Me (hath ko pakade hue) :- is haweli me sare mard hi rahte hai isilye aurto pe hath uthane jaisi harkat bahar jake kijiye samjhe
Abhi mere hath pakadne ke wajah se unka hath dukhne laga tha kyu ye sabko pata hi hoga
Mama :- ha mera hath chod
Me ne jaise hi hath choda ki koi kuch bolta ki bheema kaka ki entry hoti hai
Bheema kaka :- aapne bulaya malik
Me :- ha bheema jao jake humare mehmano ko ijjat ke sath humare sima ke bahar chod ke aao
Mere bolne ke baad bhi bhima kaka wahi khade dadaji ki taraf dekhte rahe
Me (gusse me) :- bheema suna nahi tum jate ho ya me jau bolo
Ye baat me ekdum gusse me aur chilla ke bola tha jisse ek baar toh dada dadi bhi dar gaye
Wahi meri aisi aawaj sun ke mama mami wapas jane lage the ki tabhi
Me :- ruka humare haweli se kabhi koi khali hath nahi lauta isliye aaj aap bhi apne saat kuch le jayenge aur woh hai sach duniya ki sabse kimti aur kadwi cheej
(mami se) to shurwat aapke dewta saman sasur se karte hai toh ghar jake apne unhi sasur se puchna ki jab unka 5 saal ka nati unse milne unke ghar aaya tha sirf thode pyar ke lalach me toh uske pith pe talwaar ka war karke konsa pyar lutaya tha us 5 saal ke bache pe
Apni pati se puchiye ki jab unki bahan maa banne wali thi toh unka dhyan nahi rakha aur jab kamjori ki wajah se inkk bahan apne bache ko janm dete waqt mar gayi aur us sadme me jab us bache ka baap bhi mar gaya toh us bache ko pita ka pyar dene ke bajay us 5 din ke navjat bache par bandook tanne ka kya matlab tha usse kadakti dhup me dupehar ke waqt jab us bache ko dudh ki jarurat hoti toh use raste par sulane ka kya matlab tha
Apni sas se puchna ki jis bache ko maa ka pyar dena tha usi bache jab woh 5 saal ka tha tab use nadi me dubake marna konsa insaaf tha ya itne bade surya garh ki rani ko aisi kya paiso ki jarurat aan padi ki woh us 5 saal ke bache ko bechne ke liye bina kisi sawal ke raji ho gayi
Aur is sab me us bache ki bas itni si galti thi ki use paida hote hi jaha maa ka hasta chehra dekhna tha use apne maa ka mara hua chehra dekhne ko mila jab use apne pita ko apna role model bante dekhna tha wahi use apne pita ko uske mama ke daru le nashe ne dhut hote hue dekha
Sabko yahi lagta ki ye kuch din pahle paida hua bacha kaha kuch dekh aur samajh paye ga lekin wo bhul gaye sach ko jitna chupao woh ek na ek din bahar aahi jata hai
Ye aakhri line me ne pure gum aur guse me boli thi jisse waha khade sab ke rid ki hadi me ek sirhan se daud uthi
Me :- (gusse me) bheema le jao inhe nahi toh kuch kar jaunga
Ye sunke jaha sab dar gaye wahi kaka bhi bina dadaji ki taraf dekhe mama mami ko le jane lage jaha mama ke aakho me aasu toh mami ke chehra ek dum sapaat tha
Wahi me apne parivaar ke taraf dekhte hue :- aap sab kya dekh rahe hai jao aur apna khana khatam karo ann(अन्न food) dewta ka apman na hone paye
Itna bolke me turant apne room me aajata hu lekin jaise hi me room ka gate lock karta hu waise hi me behose hoke apne room me gir padta hu
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Smith_15]

 

[Rajdeepchatha]

Fantastic update

 

[Arvind Sharma]

nice1

 

[parkas]

Update 41


Abhi me aur sakshi bate karte hue us namkeen wale ke pass pahuch gaye
Sakshi :- namastey kaka
Hum yaha namkin wale kaka ko N. K kahenge unka jyada roll nahi hai isiliye inka introduction nahi hai
N. K. :- are sakshi bitiya tum bahut dino baad aayi ho
Sakshi :- ji kaka woh kya hai na ab meri shaadi fix ho gayi hai isiliye maa bapu jyada bahar nahi nikalne dete
N. K :- mubarak ho beta (mere taraf dekh ke) aur ye bhai kon hai muh dhak ke rakha hai
Sakshi (confused hoke) :- kaka ye woh ye woh
N. K(haste hue) :- hahaha samajh gaya (mujh se) toh aap hai is gav ke jamai aur sakshi bitiya ke hone wale pati
Kaka muh se mujhe apna pati sun ke sakshi toh jaise khushi aur sharm se apne man ke samundra me dubne hi wali thi
Jaha kaka sakshi ko aise sharmate dekh unko yakin ho gaya ki unka andaja sahi hai karke wahi me sakshi ke aise expressions dekh ke hairan tha kyunki na woh kaka ko mana kar rahi thi balki aise sharma ke unke andaje ko sahi sabit bhi kar rahi thi
Abhi koi bolta ki usse pahle hi N. K bol pade
N. K :- are bitiya itni kyu sharma rahi ho ab toh isse tumhari shadi hone wali hai tum toh ab dinbast ghum sakti ho (mujhse) bolo beta kya khaoge
Me (thodi aawaj badal ke) :- aapke hath ki special bhel khila do
N. K :- theek hai beta waise pata hai sakshi botiya ko bhi yahi pasand hai wo toh pahle har din khati thi
Sakshi :- aapki bhel toh pure gav me famouse hai
N. K :- waise bitiya ladke ka naam kya hai
Me :- (aawaj badalke) RAJ
N. K :- acha naam hai kaam kya karte ho
Me :- kisan hu
N. K :- ohhhh
Abhi hum mese koi kuch bolta ki tabhi udher kuch gunde aa gaye jo hafta wasooli karte the
Gunda 1 :- (N. K se) chal be budhe hafta nikal
N. K :- are beta abhi toh mere pass kuch bhi paise nahi hai
Gunda :- arey woh humara problem nahi hai ya toh hume paisa de ya aaj raat aate hai tere ghar wassoli ke liye
N. K :- (rote hue) please aisa mat karna beta me garib aadmi hoon please hume baksh do
Gunda 2 :- garib hai na toh bhik mang agar tujhe tera ye namkeen ki gadi lagani hai toh paisa de ya phir
Jab sare gunde ye sab bol rahe the toh mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ki inka khoon hi kar du meri aakhe gusse se lal ho chuki thi mere hatho ki muthiya apne ap kasne lagi thi
Shayad sakshi mere aakhe dekh mere man me aa rahe khayalin ko jaan chuki thi isiliye woh mera hath pakad ke mujhe waha se le ja rahi thi lekin me abhi bhi wahi khada tha jo dekh ke sakshi ko aur bhi dar lag raha tha isiliye ab woh puri koshish kar rahi thi ki mujhe waha se le jaye aur shayad sakshi isme kaamyab bhi ho rahi thi
Lekin shayad kismat ko kuch aur hi manjoor tha
Jaise hi sakshi mujhe leke piche mudne lagi waise hi un mese 1 ki najar hum par padi
G 3(apne sathiyon se) :- ab pata chala is budhe ki namkeen itni famous kyu hai
G2 :- kya matlab
G3 (N. K se) :- ye budhe tu hume apne dukan ki namkeen chakha de hum tujhe chod denge
N. K (aasha bhari aas leke) :- bolon na beta kya loge sari namkeen tumhare liye free hai bolo konsi namkeen khaoge
Sakshi :- ahhhhh
G3 (sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni
Aur khichte huye) :- aye wali namkeen chakha de tujhe chod denge hum
N. K :- ye kya bol rahe….
Aahhhhh
Abhi N. K kuch bolta ki usse pahle hi jisne sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni aur khicha tha uski dard se bhari hui chikh watawaran me gunj uthi
Hua yu ki jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath pakda us wajah se sakshi ke hathon ki ek chudi tut gayi aur woh sakshi hath me chubh gayi jisse uske hath se khoon nikalne laga
Jab sakshi ki chikh aur uski harheli se nikalta khoon mujhe dikha toh jis gusse ko mene kabu kiya hua tha woh mere kabu se bahar ho gaya aur jis gundene sakshi ka hath pakada tha mene uski gardan pakad li jiise uske hath se sakshi ka hath chut gaya aur jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath choda mene uske hath ko pakad ke aise mod diya jaise ki koi kisi rassi ko modta hai jisse uska hath uske kandhe se dislocate ho gaya jise dekh uske sath wale gunde bhi dar gaye lekin unki hekdi abhi bhi nahi nikali thi
G1 :- ye tujhe pata hai tune kiske aadmi pe hath uthaya hai.
Me :- (dat piste huye) :- kiske
G1 :- hum sab chote malik ke aadmi hai
Me (confused hoke) :- kiske
G1 :- thakur rajveer pratap singh ke aadmi hai hum
Me :- tumhara jo chote malik hai woh kya aurat hai kya jise tum aadmiyon ki jarurat pade
G2 :- aye shant baith nahi toh yahi jinda gaad denge
Me :- toh aa na
Uske baad un 3no me se 1 jan aage aaya aur aate hi usne meri gardan pakdi mene uske usi hath ko pakad ke uski gardan pakadke hawa me utha diya jisse uski sas ful gayi aur woh wahi behose ho gaya use behose hote dekh uske dono sathi bhi mere uper kud pade
Un dono ko apni aur aate dekh mene hath me pakde hue aadmi ko chod diya aur samne se aa rahe pahle aadmi ke pet me punch mar ke jab woh punch lagne ke wajah se jhuka mene uske naak pe ghutna jad diya jisse woh apni jagah se uchal ke kuch duri tak hawai safar karke apne peeth ke bal gir gaya aur wahi behose ho gaya
Abhi jo aakhri bacha hua banda tha na jane us ke hath kaha se lohe ki rod lag gayi usne woh utha ke mere sir pe marna chaha lekin slow mode ke wajah se uska plan fus ho gaya aur mene uska wahi rod pakad ke us rod ko ek jhatka diya jisse woh rod us gunde ke hath se chut gaya aur mere hath me aa gaya
Phir me wahi us pe barsane laga jiise woh baar baar dard se karah raha tha lekin me uspe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha
Abhi me us gunde pe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha ki tabhi waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se ek aadmi hatta katta kale sand mafik utra aur uske baad kuch aadmi bhi utre jo ki hath me latth liye hue the jo ki dekhne se hi pahalwan lag rahe the
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Nice and beautiful update....

 

[Suniya]

Superb awesome fantastic mind blowing update bhai

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 40

Khana khatam karne ke baad jab me bahar aaya toh dekha ki c.chacha aur chetan dono abhi tak kisi baat pr charcha kar rahe hai
Me :- aisi kya baat hai jo aap log abhi tak charcha kar rahe ho
C. Chacha :- kuch nahi raj tumhe toh pata hai har mahine hume kheti ke liye kuch jaroori cheeje lagti hai jo sirf seher me milti hai
Me :- toh isme kya hai har mahine hum dono jate hi hai is mahine bhi chale jayenge
C. Chacha :- bauji ne sakht hidayte diye hai ki tum kuch din tak toh gav se bahar nahi ja sakte
Me (shock se) :- kyu ab mene kya kiya
C. Chacha :- tumne kuch nahi kiya lekin abhi tum bimar ho kal hi hospital se aaye ho isliye tum kuch din aaram karo ge
Me :- lekin me puri tarike se thik hu me chal sakta hu
C. Chacha :- ye baat tu apne dada se bol
Me :- thik hai
C. Chacha :- ek minute unse baat karke bhi koi fayda nahi
Me :- kyu
C. Chacha :- kyun ki ye faisla tumhari mom aur dadi ne liya hai
Me :- lekin…
C. Chacha :- bola na mujhse baat kar ke koi fayda nahi apne mom aur dadi se baat karo
Abhi hum baat hi kar rahe the ki tabhi waha sakshi ki entry hui (sakshi chetan ki bahan)
Sakshi :- (C.chacha se) pranam thakur sahab (mujh se) pranam chote malik
C. Chacha :- pranam sakshi kaisi ho tum ghar me sab kaise hai
Sakshi :- me thik hu thakur sahab aur ghar me bhi sab thik hai
C. Chacha :- (mujh se) toh raj babu aap jao ghar hum chalte hai sahar
Me :- jale pe namak kyu chidak rahe ho
C. Chacha :- are me kaha kuch kar raha hu (muskurate hue) tum batao tumhe sahar se kuch chahiye toh me le aaunga sahar se ab tum toh ja nahi sakte
Me (daat piste hue) :- mujhe kuch nahi chahiye (achanak muskurate hue) lekin aap bhi yaad rakhna ki aapne thakur rajveer pratap singh se panga liya hai aur me iska badla leke rahunga
C. Chacha :- (ghabrate huye) kya karne wala hai tu
Me :- me… Me Kya karunga ab toh me kuch nahi karunga
Sakshi (confused) :- kya me jaan sakti hu kya hi raha hai
Me :- kuch nahi sare bade milke ek masoom bache pe julm kar rahe hai
Sakshi (chetan se) :- bhaiya aaj aap sahar ja rahe ho na (paper pakdate huye) ye kuch ghar ka saman hai le aana
Chetan :- thik hai de me leke aata hu
Sakshi :- chaliye ab me chalti hu shaam bhi hone aayi hai
C. Chacha :-(mujh se) raj bata tu kya karne wala hai
C. Chacha mujh se baar baar puch rahe the lekin me unhe har baar ignore kiye ja raha tha
Me (sakshi se) :- tum akele kaha jaogi chalo me bhi chalta hu tumhare sath
Sakshi ko toh jaise bina mange hi uski man ki murad puri ho gayi thi lekin aap sab ko toh pata hi hai ladkiya kitne nakhre karti hai
Sakshi :- nahi nahi chote malik me chali jaungi aap faltu me tention le rahe hai
Me :- ab nakhre band karo aur chalo
Chetan :- ha sakshi tum chali jao chote malik ke sath
Ab toh jaise use green signal mil gaya tha
Me :- abhi toh nakhre band karo aur chalo
Sakshi (sharmate hue) :- ji chaliye
Phir me aur sakshi waha se nikal gaye
Wahi nana ji ke ghar
Previous night time
Is waqt nanaji bahut khush the kyunki itne salo baad mene khud se unhe phone lagaya tha aur sirf nana hi nahi balki mama mosi sab khush the is baat se
Nanaji :- aaj kitne salo baad aisa lag raha hai jaise man se koi bhari boz utar gaya nahi toh har din isi baat ki tention hoti ki kahi me apne pote se mafi mange bina agar mar gaya toh uper apni jaan se pyari beti aur apne damad ko kya muh dikhaunga
Mama :- pitaji kitne samay baad aap ke chehre par khushi aayi hai ab aap ye marne ki baate mat kijiye
C. Mama :- ji pitaji ab toh apne nati ke sath khelne ke din hai aur ap marne ki baat kar rahe ho
Mami :- ha pitaji ye dono sahi kah rahe hai abhi toh khushiya manane ka time hai
Nani :- ha sahi kaha tum logo ne aab toh kaise bhi kar ke humare warish ko uski haweli me wapis lana hai
Nana :- ha ab me bhi sir utha ke kah paunga ki ab mera bhi warish hai
Aise hi sab hasi khushi bate karke apne apne kamron me sone chale gaye
Wahi hero ke side
Abhi me aur sakshi ek saath chalte ja rahe the ki tabhi mujhe waha ek namkin wala baitha hua dikha
Me :- sakshi woh dekho namkin wala kuch yaad aaya
Sakshi :- hmmm ( yaad karne ki koshish karte hue) haa yaad aaya (muskurate hue) inhe kaise bhul sakte hai inke hath se bani namken khane ke liye toh aapne na jane kitni baar school me pet dard ka bahana banaya tha
Me :- (sharmate hue) tumhe ab tak yaad hai (muskurate hue) tum bhi toh mere sath aati thi
Sakshi :- me toh ab tak yaha se namkeen khati hu (sharmate hue) woh aap aate the toh mera bhi man aapke bina nahi lagta tha toh me bhi aati thi
Me (majakiya andaj me) kyu mere bina man kyu nahi lagta tha tum toh humesha mujh se jhagda karti thi mujhe jhagdalu bandar kehti thi
Sakshi :- (man me) wahi jhagda kab pyar me tabdil ho gaya pata nahi chala
Me :- (sakshi ko hilate hue) kaha kho gayi madam asli duniya me aao
Sakshi :- (hadbadate hue) kkkkkkkk.. Kya kaha aapne
Me :- (muskurate hue) mene kaha humare hone wale jija ji ke sapno me kho gayi kya
Sakshi :- aap chup kijiye nahi toh me bhul jaungi aap chote malik ho
Me :- mene kab kaha yaad rakho
Sakshi :- aap phir se khayenge namkeen
Me :- nahi re baba kahi bade dat wali billi meri sari namkeen kha jayegi toh me kya karunga
Sakshi :- (sharmate hue) aapko ab tak yaad hai
Asal me baat ye hai ki bachpan me ek baar mera aur sakshi ka jhagda hua tha tab us waqt sakshi ne mere hath pe kaat liya tha toh tab se me use bade dat wali billi aur woh mujhe jhagdalu bandar kahti thi
Sakshi :- jyada nakhre mat karo khaoge ki nahi (muh banate hue) jhagdalu bandar kahi ka
Me :- paise tum dogi (uski nakal karte hue) bade dat wali billi kahi ki
Hahahahaha
Mere bolne ke baad 2 mint tak toh hum dono bhi ek dusre ke aakhon me dekhte rahe phir ek saath tahaka maar maar ke hasne lage
Me (mask pahnte hue) :- chalo
Sakshi :- ye mask kyu
Me :- chehra dekh liya toh paisa nahi lega jo me nahi chahta
Sakshi :- hmmmm
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Zabardast update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 41


Abhi me aur sakshi bate karte hue us namkeen wale ke pass pahuch gaye
Sakshi :- namastey kaka
Hum yaha namkin wale kaka ko N. K kahenge unka jyada roll nahi hai isiliye inka introduction nahi hai
N. K. :- are sakshi bitiya tum bahut dino baad aayi ho
Sakshi :- ji kaka woh kya hai na ab meri shaadi fix ho gayi hai isiliye maa bapu jyada bahar nahi nikalne dete
N. K :- mubarak ho beta (mere taraf dekh ke) aur ye bhai kon hai muh dhak ke rakha hai
Sakshi (confused hoke) :- kaka ye woh ye woh
N. K(haste hue) :- hahaha samajh gaya (mujh se) toh aap hai is gav ke jamai aur sakshi bitiya ke hone wale pati
Kaka muh se mujhe apna pati sun ke sakshi toh jaise khushi aur sharm se apne man ke samundra me dubne hi wali thi
Jaha kaka sakshi ko aise sharmate dekh unko yakin ho gaya ki unka andaja sahi hai karke wahi me sakshi ke aise expressions dekh ke hairan tha kyunki na woh kaka ko mana kar rahi thi balki aise sharma ke unke andaje ko sahi sabit bhi kar rahi thi
Abhi koi bolta ki usse pahle hi N. K bol pade
N. K :- are bitiya itni kyu sharma rahi ho ab toh isse tumhari shadi hone wali hai tum toh ab dinbast ghum sakti ho (mujhse) bolo beta kya khaoge
Me (thodi aawaj badal ke) :- aapke hath ki special bhel khila do
N. K :- theek hai beta waise pata hai sakshi botiya ko bhi yahi pasand hai wo toh pahle har din khati thi
Sakshi :- aapki bhel toh pure gav me famouse hai
N. K :- waise bitiya ladke ka naam kya hai
Me :- (aawaj badalke) RAJ
N. K :- acha naam hai kaam kya karte ho
Me :- kisan hu
N. K :- ohhhh
Abhi hum mese koi kuch bolta ki tabhi udher kuch gunde aa gaye jo hafta wasooli karte the
Gunda 1 :- (N. K se) chal be budhe hafta nikal
N. K :- are beta abhi toh mere pass kuch bhi paise nahi hai
Gunda :- arey woh humara problem nahi hai ya toh hume paisa de ya aaj raat aate hai tere ghar wassoli ke liye
N. K :- (rote hue) please aisa mat karna beta me garib aadmi hoon please hume baksh do
Gunda 2 :- garib hai na toh bhik mang agar tujhe tera ye namkeen ki gadi lagani hai toh paisa de ya phir
Jab sare gunde ye sab bol rahe the toh mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ki inka khoon hi kar du meri aakhe gusse se lal ho chuki thi mere hatho ki muthiya apne ap kasne lagi thi
Shayad sakshi mere aakhe dekh mere man me aa rahe khayalin ko jaan chuki thi isiliye woh mera hath pakad ke mujhe waha se le ja rahi thi lekin me abhi bhi wahi khada tha jo dekh ke sakshi ko aur bhi dar lag raha tha isiliye ab woh puri koshish kar rahi thi ki mujhe waha se le jaye aur shayad sakshi isme kaamyab bhi ho rahi thi
Lekin shayad kismat ko kuch aur hi manjoor tha
Jaise hi sakshi mujhe leke piche mudne lagi waise hi un mese 1 ki najar hum par padi
G 3(apne sathiyon se) :- ab pata chala is budhe ki namkeen itni famous kyu hai
G2 :- kya matlab
G3 (N. K se) :- ye budhe tu hume apne dukan ki namkeen chakha de hum tujhe chod denge
N. K (aasha bhari aas leke) :- bolon na beta kya loge sari namkeen tumhare liye free hai bolo konsi namkeen khaoge
Sakshi :- ahhhhh
G3 (sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni
Aur khichte huye) :- aye wali namkeen chakha de tujhe chod denge hum
N. K :- ye kya bol rahe….
Aahhhhh
Abhi N. K kuch bolta ki usse pahle hi jisne sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni aur khicha tha uski dard se bhari hui chikh watawaran me gunj uthi
Hua yu ki jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath pakda us wajah se sakshi ke hathon ki ek chudi tut gayi aur woh sakshi hath me chubh gayi jisse uske hath se khoon nikalne laga
Jab sakshi ki chikh aur uski harheli se nikalta khoon mujhe dikha toh jis gusse ko mene kabu kiya hua tha woh mere kabu se bahar ho gaya aur jis gundene sakshi ka hath pakada tha mene uski gardan pakad li jiise uske hath se sakshi ka hath chut gaya aur jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath choda mene uske hath ko pakad ke aise mod diya jaise ki koi kisi rassi ko modta hai jisse uska hath uske kandhe se dislocate ho gaya jise dekh uske sath wale gunde bhi dar gaye lekin unki hekdi abhi bhi nahi nikali thi
G1 :- ye tujhe pata hai tune kiske aadmi pe hath uthaya hai.
Me :- (dat piste huye) :- kiske
G1 :- hum sab chote malik ke aadmi hai
Me (confused hoke) :- kiske
G1 :- thakur rajveer pratap singh ke aadmi hai hum
Me :- tumhara jo chote malik hai woh kya aurat hai kya jise tum aadmiyon ki jarurat pade
G2 :- aye shant baith nahi toh yahi jinda gaad denge
Me :- toh aa na
Uske baad un 3no me se 1 jan aage aaya aur aate hi usne meri gardan pakdi mene uske usi hath ko pakad ke uski gardan pakadke hawa me utha diya jisse uski sas ful gayi aur woh wahi behose ho gaya use behose hote dekh uske dono sathi bhi mere uper kud pade
Un dono ko apni aur aate dekh mene hath me pakde hue aadmi ko chod diya aur samne se aa rahe pahle aadmi ke pet me punch mar ke jab woh punch lagne ke wajah se jhuka mene uske naak pe ghutna jad diya jisse woh apni jagah se uchal ke kuch duri tak hawai safar karke apne peeth ke bal gir gaya aur wahi behose ho gaya
Abhi jo aakhri bacha hua banda tha na jane us ke hath kaha se lohe ki rod lag gayi usne woh utha ke mere sir pe marna chaha lekin slow mode ke wajah se uska plan fus ho gaya aur mene uska wahi rod pakad ke us rod ko ek jhatka diya jisse woh rod us gunde ke hath se chut gaya aur mere hath me aa gaya
Phir me wahi us pe barsane laga jiise woh baar baar dard se karah raha tha lekin me uspe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha
Abhi me us gunde pe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha ki tabhi waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se ek aadmi hatta katta kale sand mafik utra aur uske baad kuch aadmi bhi utre jo ki hath me latth liye hue the jo ki dekhne se hi pahalwan lag rahe the
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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[Xabhi]

Update 40

Khana khatam karne ke baad jab me bahar aaya toh dekha ki c.chacha aur chetan dono abhi tak kisi baat pr charcha kar rahe hai
Me :- aisi kya baat hai jo aap log abhi tak charcha kar rahe ho
C. Chacha :- kuch nahi raj tumhe toh pata hai har mahine hume kheti ke liye kuch jaroori cheeje lagti hai jo sirf seher me milti hai
Me :- toh isme kya hai har mahine hum dono jate hi hai is mahine bhi chale jayenge
C. Chacha :- bauji ne sakht hidayte diye hai ki tum kuch din tak toh gav se bahar nahi ja sakte
Me (shock se) :- kyu ab mene kya kiya
C. Chacha :- tumne kuch nahi kiya lekin abhi tum bimar ho kal hi hospital se aaye ho isliye tum kuch din aaram karo ge
Me :- lekin me puri tarike se thik hu me chal sakta hu
C. Chacha :- ye baat tu apne dada se bol
Me :- thik hai
C. Chacha :- ek minute unse baat karke bhi koi fayda nahi
Me :- kyu
C. Chacha :- kyun ki ye faisla tumhari mom aur dadi ne liya hai
Me :- lekin…
C. Chacha :- bola na mujhse baat kar ke koi fayda nahi apne mom aur dadi se baat karo
Abhi hum baat hi kar rahe the ki tabhi waha sakshi ki entry hui (sakshi chetan ki bahan)
Sakshi :- (C.chacha se) pranam thakur sahab (mujh se) pranam chote malik
C. Chacha :- pranam sakshi kaisi ho tum ghar me sab kaise hai
Sakshi :- me thik hu thakur sahab aur ghar me bhi sab thik hai
C. Chacha :- (mujh se) toh raj babu aap jao ghar hum chalte hai sahar
Me :- jale pe namak kyu chidak rahe ho
C. Chacha :- are me kaha kuch kar raha hu (muskurate hue) tum batao tumhe sahar se kuch chahiye toh me le aaunga sahar se ab tum toh ja nahi sakte
Me (daat piste hue) :- mujhe kuch nahi chahiye (achanak muskurate hue) lekin aap bhi yaad rakhna ki aapne thakur rajveer pratap singh se panga liya hai aur me iska badla leke rahunga
C. Chacha :- (ghabrate huye) kya karne wala hai tu
Me :- me… Me Kya karunga ab toh me kuch nahi karunga
Sakshi (confused) :- kya me jaan sakti hu kya hi raha hai
Me :- kuch nahi sare bade milke ek masoom bache pe julm kar rahe hai
Sakshi (chetan se) :- bhaiya aaj aap sahar ja rahe ho na (paper pakdate huye) ye kuch ghar ka saman hai le aana
Chetan :- thik hai de me leke aata hu
Sakshi :- chaliye ab me chalti hu shaam bhi hone aayi hai
C. Chacha :-(mujh se) raj bata tu kya karne wala hai
C. Chacha mujh se baar baar puch rahe the lekin me unhe har baar ignore kiye ja raha tha
Me (sakshi se) :- tum akele kaha jaogi chalo me bhi chalta hu tumhare sath
Sakshi ko toh jaise bina mange hi uski man ki murad puri ho gayi thi lekin aap sab ko toh pata hi hai ladkiya kitne nakhre karti hai
Sakshi :- nahi nahi chote malik me chali jaungi aap faltu me tention le rahe hai
Me :- ab nakhre band karo aur chalo
Chetan :- ha sakshi tum chali jao chote malik ke sath
Ab toh jaise use green signal mil gaya tha
Me :- abhi toh nakhre band karo aur chalo
Sakshi (sharmate hue) :- ji chaliye
Phir me aur sakshi waha se nikal gaye
Wahi nana ji ke ghar
Previous night time
Is waqt nanaji bahut khush the kyunki itne salo baad mene khud se unhe phone lagaya tha aur sirf nana hi nahi balki mama mosi sab khush the is baat se
Nanaji :- aaj kitne salo baad aisa lag raha hai jaise man se koi bhari boz utar gaya nahi toh har din isi baat ki tention hoti ki kahi me apne pote se mafi mange bina agar mar gaya toh uper apni jaan se pyari beti aur apne damad ko kya muh dikhaunga
Mama :- pitaji kitne samay baad aap ke chehre par khushi aayi hai ab aap ye marne ki baate mat kijiye
C. Mama :- ji pitaji ab toh apne nati ke sath khelne ke din hai aur ap marne ki baat kar rahe ho
Mami :- ha pitaji ye dono sahi kah rahe hai abhi toh khushiya manane ka time hai
Nani :- ha sahi kaha tum logo ne aab toh kaise bhi kar ke humare warish ko uski haweli me wapis lana hai
Nana :- ha ab me bhi sir utha ke kah paunga ki ab mera bhi warish hai
Aise hi sab hasi khushi bate karke apne apne kamron me sone chale gaye
Wahi hero ke side
Abhi me aur sakshi ek saath chalte ja rahe the ki tabhi mujhe waha ek namkin wala baitha hua dikha
Me :- sakshi woh dekho namkin wala kuch yaad aaya
Sakshi :- hmmm ( yaad karne ki koshish karte hue) haa yaad aaya (muskurate hue) inhe kaise bhul sakte hai inke hath se bani namken khane ke liye toh aapne na jane kitni baar school me pet dard ka bahana banaya tha
Me :- (sharmate hue) tumhe ab tak yaad hai (muskurate hue) tum bhi toh mere sath aati thi
Sakshi :- me toh ab tak yaha se namkeen khati hu (sharmate hue) woh aap aate the toh mera bhi man aapke bina nahi lagta tha toh me bhi aati thi
Me (majakiya andaj me) kyu mere bina man kyu nahi lagta tha tum toh humesha mujh se jhagda karti thi mujhe jhagdalu bandar kehti thi
Sakshi :- (man me) wahi jhagda kab pyar me tabdil ho gaya pata nahi chala
Me :- (sakshi ko hilate hue) kaha kho gayi madam asli duniya me aao
Sakshi :- (hadbadate hue) kkkkkkkk.. Kya kaha aapne
Me :- (muskurate hue) mene kaha humare hone wale jija ji ke sapno me kho gayi kya
Sakshi :- aap chup kijiye nahi toh me bhul jaungi aap chote malik ho
Me :- mene kab kaha yaad rakho
Sakshi :- aap phir se khayenge namkeen
Me :- nahi re baba kahi bade dat wali billi meri sari namkeen kha jayegi toh me kya karunga
Sakshi :- (sharmate hue) aapko ab tak yaad hai
Asal me baat ye hai ki bachpan me ek baar mera aur sakshi ka jhagda hua tha tab us waqt sakshi ne mere hath pe kaat liya tha toh tab se me use bade dat wali billi aur woh mujhe jhagdalu bandar kahti thi
Sakshi :- jyada nakhre mat karo khaoge ki nahi (muh banate hue) jhagdalu bandar kahi ka
Me :- paise tum dogi (uski nakal karte hue) bade dat wali billi kahi ki
Hahahahaha
Mere bolne ke baad 2 mint tak toh hum dono bhi ek dusre ke aakhon me dekhte rahe phir ek saath tahaka maar maar ke hasne lage
Me (mask pahnte hue) :- chalo
Sakshi :- ye mask kyu
Me :- chehra dekh liya toh paisa nahi lega jo me nahi chahta
Sakshi :- hmmmm
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Update 41


Abhi me aur sakshi bate karte hue us namkeen wale ke pass pahuch gaye
Sakshi :- namastey kaka
Hum yaha namkin wale kaka ko N. K kahenge unka jyada roll nahi hai isiliye inka introduction nahi hai
N. K. :- are sakshi bitiya tum bahut dino baad aayi ho
Sakshi :- ji kaka woh kya hai na ab meri shaadi fix ho gayi hai isiliye maa bapu jyada bahar nahi nikalne dete
N. K :- mubarak ho beta (mere taraf dekh ke) aur ye bhai kon hai muh dhak ke rakha hai
Sakshi (confused hoke) :- kaka ye woh ye woh
N. K(haste hue) :- hahaha samajh gaya (mujh se) toh aap hai is gav ke jamai aur sakshi bitiya ke hone wale pati
Kaka muh se mujhe apna pati sun ke sakshi toh jaise khushi aur sharm se apne man ke samundra me dubne hi wali thi
Jaha kaka sakshi ko aise sharmate dekh unko yakin ho gaya ki unka andaja sahi hai karke wahi me sakshi ke aise expressions dekh ke hairan tha kyunki na woh kaka ko mana kar rahi thi balki aise sharma ke unke andaje ko sahi sabit bhi kar rahi thi
Abhi koi bolta ki usse pahle hi N. K bol pade
N. K :- are bitiya itni kyu sharma rahi ho ab toh isse tumhari shadi hone wali hai tum toh ab dinbast ghum sakti ho (mujhse) bolo beta kya khaoge
Me (thodi aawaj badal ke) :- aapke hath ki special bhel khila do
N. K :- theek hai beta waise pata hai sakshi botiya ko bhi yahi pasand hai wo toh pahle har din khati thi
Sakshi :- aapki bhel toh pure gav me famouse hai
N. K :- waise bitiya ladke ka naam kya hai
Me :- (aawaj badalke) RAJ
N. K :- acha naam hai kaam kya karte ho
Me :- kisan hu
N. K :- ohhhh
Abhi hum mese koi kuch bolta ki tabhi udher kuch gunde aa gaye jo hafta wasooli karte the
Gunda 1 :- (N. K se) chal be budhe hafta nikal
N. K :- are beta abhi toh mere pass kuch bhi paise nahi hai
Gunda :- arey woh humara problem nahi hai ya toh hume paisa de ya aaj raat aate hai tere ghar wassoli ke liye
N. K :- (rote hue) please aisa mat karna beta me garib aadmi hoon please hume baksh do
Gunda 2 :- garib hai na toh bhik mang agar tujhe tera ye namkeen ki gadi lagani hai toh paisa de ya phir
Jab sare gunde ye sab bol rahe the toh mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ki inka khoon hi kar du meri aakhe gusse se lal ho chuki thi mere hatho ki muthiya apne ap kasne lagi thi
Shayad sakshi mere aakhe dekh mere man me aa rahe khayalin ko jaan chuki thi isiliye woh mera hath pakad ke mujhe waha se le ja rahi thi lekin me abhi bhi wahi khada tha jo dekh ke sakshi ko aur bhi dar lag raha tha isiliye ab woh puri koshish kar rahi thi ki mujhe waha se le jaye aur shayad sakshi isme kaamyab bhi ho rahi thi
Lekin shayad kismat ko kuch aur hi manjoor tha
Jaise hi sakshi mujhe leke piche mudne lagi waise hi un mese 1 ki najar hum par padi
G 3(apne sathiyon se) :- ab pata chala is budhe ki namkeen itni famous kyu hai
G2 :- kya matlab
G3 (N. K se) :- ye budhe tu hume apne dukan ki namkeen chakha de hum tujhe chod denge
N. K (aasha bhari aas leke) :- bolon na beta kya loge sari namkeen tumhare liye free hai bolo konsi namkeen khaoge
Sakshi :- ahhhhh
G3 (sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni
Aur khichte huye) :- aye wali namkeen chakha de tujhe chod denge hum
N. K :- ye kya bol rahe….
Aahhhhh
Abhi N. K kuch bolta ki usse pahle hi jisne sakshi ka hath pakad ke apni aur khicha tha uski dard se bhari hui chikh watawaran me gunj uthi
Hua yu ki jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath pakda us wajah se sakshi ke hathon ki ek chudi tut gayi aur woh sakshi hath me chubh gayi jisse uske hath se khoon nikalne laga
Jab sakshi ki chikh aur uski harheli se nikalta khoon mujhe dikha toh jis gusse ko mene kabu kiya hua tha woh mere kabu se bahar ho gaya aur jis gundene sakshi ka hath pakada tha mene uski gardan pakad li jiise uske hath se sakshi ka hath chut gaya aur jaise hi usne sakshi ka hath choda mene uske hath ko pakad ke aise mod diya jaise ki koi kisi rassi ko modta hai jisse uska hath uske kandhe se dislocate ho gaya jise dekh uske sath wale gunde bhi dar gaye lekin unki hekdi abhi bhi nahi nikali thi
G1 :- ye tujhe pata hai tune kiske aadmi pe hath uthaya hai.
Me :- (dat piste huye) :- kiske
G1 :- hum sab chote malik ke aadmi hai
Me (confused hoke) :- kiske
G1 :- thakur rajveer pratap singh ke aadmi hai hum
Me :- tumhara jo chote malik hai woh kya aurat hai kya jise tum aadmiyon ki jarurat pade
G2 :- aye shant baith nahi toh yahi jinda gaad denge
Me :- toh aa na
Uske baad un 3no me se 1 jan aage aaya aur aate hi usne meri gardan pakdi mene uske usi hath ko pakad ke uski gardan pakadke hawa me utha diya jisse uski sas ful gayi aur woh wahi behose ho gaya use behose hote dekh uske dono sathi bhi mere uper kud pade
Un dono ko apni aur aate dekh mene hath me pakde hue aadmi ko chod diya aur samne se aa rahe pahle aadmi ke pet me punch mar ke jab woh punch lagne ke wajah se jhuka mene uske naak pe ghutna jad diya jisse woh apni jagah se uchal ke kuch duri tak hawai safar karke apne peeth ke bal gir gaya aur wahi behose ho gaya
Abhi jo aakhri bacha hua banda tha na jane us ke hath kaha se lohe ki rod lag gayi usne woh utha ke mere sir pe marna chaha lekin slow mode ke wajah se uska plan fus ho gaya aur mene uska wahi rod pakad ke us rod ko ek jhatka diya jisse woh rod us gunde ke hath se chut gaya aur mere hath me aa gaya
Phir me wahi us pe barsane laga jiise woh baar baar dard se karah raha tha lekin me uspe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha
Abhi me us gunde pe rod barsaye hi ja raha tha ki tabhi waha ek jeep aake ruk gayi jisme se ek aadmi hatta katta kale sand mafik utra aur uske baad kuch aadmi bhi utre jo ki hath me latth liye hue the jo ki dekhne se hi pahalwan lag rahe the
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Aaj salo ka bura waqt aa gya hai Jo Raj ke hatthe chadh gye hai, Sakshi ko hath lgaya hai jisse uske khun nikalne lga, Dekhte hai Vo gadi me Kon pahalvan aaye hai, or Vo Raj ki taraf ke hai Ya un gundo ki taraf se...

Sakshi ka namkeen vale ki baat pr sarmana Raj ko sochne pr majboor kr gya hai dekhte hai ab Raj usse kb is bare me baat kar paata hai...

Superb updates bhai sandar jabarjast lajvab amazing

 

[Pandit Raj]

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