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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[VAJRADHIKARI]

Update 122

Phir uske baad jaise hi mene darwaja band kia mami mere se chipak gayi aur chumne lagi phir mami ke saath sex karke unhe bhi santusht kar diya phir jab mami jane ko hui toh unhone mujhe mama ke baare me bhi bataya ki unhone doctor ke pass jake phirse cbeck up kia aur ab unme sudhar bhi tha

Mami ko santusht karke jab me niche aaya toh niche pahle hi sab log baithe the phir me bhi unke sath jake baith gaya toh mujhe pata chala ki kal subah hum yaha se wapas jane wale hai jo sunke mujhe kuch pharak nahi pada tha

Phir aise hi kuch der bate karke hum sabne khana kha kar apne kamre me chale gaye aaj mama kuch jyada hi khush lag rahe the

Jab me apne kamre me pahucha toh mene apne kamre ka darwaja band kar ke apne antarman me aa gaya jaha par mere sare roop sath me baith kar dhyan laga rahe the jab me unke paas pahucha toh woh sab uth gaye

Me :- suno mujhe tum sab ki madad chahiye

Angel :- batao raj hum kya kar sakte hai

Me :- mene apne sapt chakron pe kabu toh pa liya hai lekin ab me apne panch tatvon ko kaise kabu kar sakta hu kya is me koi meri help karega

King :- woh sab toh tum guide se bhi shikh sakte ho isme humari help kyu chahiye

Me :- kyunki rakt chand ki raat najdik aa rahi hai aur me janta nahi ki us din kya hoga lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki is rakt chand ki raat ke baad bahut kuch badalne wala hai jiske liye shayad mujhe bahut kuch sikhna hai isiliye ab aap sab ke bhi sath ki jarurat hai

King :- hum sab tumse hi hai raj chinta mat karo

Angel :- tumne sahi kaha raj badlega toh bahut kuch lekin ye mat sochna ki tum taiyar nahi ho kyunki insaan tabhi taiyar hota hai jab woh us situation se gujarta hai

Sadhu :- angel sahi kah raha hai raj hum sabhi apni sari taakate ek saath tumhe nahi de sakte nahi to tum is duniya ke sab se shaktishali manushya ban sakte ho aur rahi panch tatvon ki baat toh woh me tuhe sikha dunga raj tumne sapt chakron pe kabu kar liya hai ab tumhw panch tatvon ko kabu karne me aasani hogi aur jyada samay bhi nahi lagega

Tantrik :- aur me bhi hoon raj me tumhe panch tatvon ke tamsik roop aur sath hi tamsik vidhiya bhi sikha sakta hu

Angel :- me tumhe is sampoorn sansaar 7 maha punyon ka gyan pradan kar sakta hu aur saath hi me tumhe asht vidhiyon ka gyan bhi de sakta hoon

Yodha :- mere gyan ko pane ke liye tumhe kisi sima ne nahi roka hai me tumhe apne sare yudhkalaon ka gyan sikha sakta hoon

King :- ha raj me bhi tumhe har rajnaitik nidhi aur har yudhniti sikha sakta hoon

JASIEN :- ji aaka me bhi aapki sahayta kar sakta hoon aur aapke is maanav sharir ko ya ye kahe aapki is manav yoni ko me ek jinn ki tarah kar sakta hoon jisse aap amar ban jaoge ek jinn tabhi marta hai jab use usse bhi shaktishali jin apne sari shaktiyon ko ek karke waar kare aur aap ek jinn ke saath ek manushya bhi honge matlab na hi insaani duniya me aur nahi jinnad ki duniya me aapko koi maar payega

Abhi me kuch bolta ki tabhi waha guide bhi aa gaye

G :- dekha raj tumhare sare roop ab tumare saath hai aur saath me jinnad ke duniya ka sabse shaktishali jinn bhi

Jab hum sab ki nazar guide pe padi toh hum sab shocked rah gaye kyunki aaj woh guide nahi balki aacharya raghwendra ke roop me aaye the

Jinhe dekh sab ne apne dono hathon ko jod kar unhe pranam kiya

Me :- ye kya aap ka toh pura rup hi badal gaya hai

G :- jo roop ab tak tumhare saamne tha woh ek chalava tha jisse tumhare shatru mere jariye tumhe dhoondh na paye bhale hi tumhare pass asimit shaktiyon ka bhandar hai lekin abhi tumhe unka gyan nahi hai isiliye hi me aacharya se marg darshak banke tumhare saamne aaya

Me :- toh kya ab khatra tal gaya hai

G ;- nahi lekin ab tum khatre ka saamna karne ke liye taiyar ho

Me :- ab mujhe kya karna hai

G :- ye tumhe hi tay karna hai ab me tumhe sirf shiksha pradan karunga baki sab tum hi tay karoge sab kuch ache se soch samajh kar tay karna kyunki ab tumhara bhagya, karm, aur bhavishya sab tum hi tay karoge mera jitna kaam tha kar diya aur jo baki hai woh karke me sada sada ke liye mukt hoke apne karmon ka fal bhogne chala jaunga

Itna bolke woh gayab ho gaye

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[Rusev]

Update 122

Phir uske baad jaise hi mene darwaja band kia mami mere se chipak gayi aur chumne lagi phir mami ke saath sex karke unhe bhi santusht kar diya phir jab mami jane ko hui toh unhone mujhe mama ke baare me bhi bataya ki unhone doctor ke pass jake phirse cbeck up kia aur ab unme sudhar bhi tha

Mami ko santusht karke jab me niche aaya toh niche pahle hi sab log baithe the phir me bhi unke sath jake baith gaya toh mujhe pata chala ki kal subah hum yaha se wapas jane wale hai jo sunke mujhe kuch pharak nahi pada tha

Phir aise hi kuch der bate karke hum sabne khana kha kar apne kamre me chale gaye aaj mama kuch jyada hi khush lag rahe the

Jab me apne kamre me pahucha toh mene apne kamre ka darwaja band kar ke apne antarman me aa gaya jaha par mere sare roop sath me baith kar dhyan laga rahe the jab me unke paas pahucha toh woh sab uth gaye

Me :- suno mujhe tum sab ki madad chahiye

Angel :- batao raj hum kya kar sakte hai

Me :- mene apne sapt chakron pe kabu toh pa liya hai lekin ab me apne panch tatvon ko kaise kabu kar sakta hu kya is me koi meri help karega

King :- woh sab toh tum guide se bhi shikh sakte ho isme humari help kyu chahiye

Me :- kyunki rakt chand ki raat najdik aa rahi hai aur me janta nahi ki us din kya hoga lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki is rakt chand ki raat ke baad bahut kuch badalne wala hai jiske liye shayad mujhe bahut kuch sikhna hai isiliye ab aap sab ke bhi sath ki jarurat hai

King :- hum sab tumse hi hai raj chinta mat karo

Angel :- tumne sahi kaha raj badlega toh bahut kuch lekin ye mat sochna ki tum taiyar nahi ho kyunki insaan tabhi taiyar hota hai jab woh us situation se gujarta hai

Sadhu :- angel sahi kah raha hai raj hum sabhi apni sari taakate ek saath tumhe nahi de sakte nahi to tum is duniya ke sab se shaktishali manushya ban sakte ho aur rahi panch tatvon ki baat toh woh me tuhe sikha dunga raj tumne sapt chakron pe kabu kar liya hai ab tumhw panch tatvon ko kabu karne me aasani hogi aur jyada samay bhi nahi lagega

Tantrik :- aur me bhi hoon raj me tumhe panch tatvon ke tamsik roop aur sath hi tamsik vidhiya bhi sikha sakta hu

Angel :- me tumhe is sampoorn sansaar 7 maha punyon ka gyan pradan kar sakta hu aur saath hi me tumhe asht vidhiyon ka gyan bhi de sakta hoon

Yodha :- mere gyan ko pane ke liye tumhe kisi sima ne nahi roka hai me tumhe apne sare yudhkalaon ka gyan sikha sakta hoon

King :- ha raj me bhi tumhe har rajnaitik nidhi aur har yudhniti sikha sakta hoon

JASIEN :- ji aaka me bhi aapki sahayta kar sakta hoon aur aapke is maanav sharir ko ya ye kahe aapki is manav yoni ko me ek jinn ki tarah kar sakta hoon jisse aap amar ban jaoge ek jinn tabhi marta hai jab use usse bhi shaktishali jin apne sari shaktiyon ko ek karke waar kare aur aap ek jinn ke saath ek manushya bhi honge matlab na hi insaani duniya me aur nahi jinnad ki duniya me aapko koi maar payega

Abhi me kuch bolta ki tabhi waha guide bhi aa gaye

G :- dekha raj tumhare sare roop ab tumare saath hai aur saath me jinnad ke duniya ka sabse shaktishali jinn bhi

Jab hum sab ki nazar guide pe padi toh hum sab shocked rah gaye kyunki aaj woh guide nahi balki aacharya raghwendra ke roop me aaye the

Jinhe dekh sab ne apne dono hathon ko jod kar unhe pranam kiya

Me :- ye kya aap ka toh pura rup hi badal gaya hai

G :- jo roop ab tak tumhare saamne tha woh ek chalava tha jisse tumhare shatru mere jariye tumhe dhoondh na paye bhale hi tumhare pass asimit shaktiyon ka bhandar hai lekin abhi tumhe unka gyan nahi hai isiliye hi me aacharya se marg darshak banke tumhare saamne aaya

Me :- toh kya ab khatra tal gaya hai

G ;- nahi lekin ab tum khatre ka saamna karne ke liye taiyar ho

Me :- ab mujhe kya karna hai

G :- ye tumhe hi tay karna hai ab me tumhe sirf shiksha pradan karunga baki sab tum hi tay karoge sab kuch ache se soch samajh kar tay karna kyunki ab tumhara bhagya, karm, aur bhavishya sab tum hi tay karoge mera jitna kaam tha kar diya aur jo baki hai woh karke me sada sada ke liye mukt hoke apne karmon ka fal bhogne chala jaunga

Itna bolke woh gayab ho gaye

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Nice update bro aag laga di

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 83
aisa lag raha tha ki koi mere sharir ko 2 hisson me baat raha ho lekin jald hi me is karya me kaamyaab ho gaya aur mere sharir ko tez tez jhatke lagne lage aur ek jordaar dhamake ki aawaj ke sath me dhyan se bahar aa gaya aur jab mene apni aakhe kholi toh mera sar hi chakra gaya mujhe apni aakhon par bharosa hi nahi ho raha tha
Me jaha pe baith dhyan laga raha tha us jagah par abhi har taraf dhua hu dhua tha waha na guide dukh rahe the na woh chitra waha kya ho raha hai mujhe kuch bhi nahi dikh raha tha abhi me waha ka dhua hatne ki pratiksha kar raha tha ki tabhi us jagah se dheere dheere sara dhua hatne laga tha jab sara dhua hat gaya toh mujhe waha guide khada dikhayi diya jo apni aakhe band kiye khada tha ki tabhi mere nazar us chitra me padi jaha un 7 chedo mese sabse nichle ched me kuch moti sa chamak raha tha
Me :- (guide se) kya hua yaha ye itna sara dhua kis baat ka tha
G:- ye dhua sanjet tha ki tumne apne pratham chakra ko jagrjt kar liya hai aur ab tum dharti tatva se jud gaye ho ab tumhe agle kuch dino tak apne muldhaar chakra pe hi dhyan lagana hoga jisse woh tumhare wash me aa jaye
Me :- lekin mujhe roh apne aap me koi bhi chamges nahi dikh rahe hai sab normal hivlag rahe hai
G :- sahi kaha tumhare sharir ke bahari taraf koi badlav nahi hue hai sapt chakr apne dharak ke andhruni hisson ko majboot karte hai
Me :- acha toh ab mujhe pata kaise chalega ki mere sharir me kya badlav aaye hai
G :- samay ke saath tumhe sab pata chal jayega
Me :- thik hai lekin mujhe laga nahi tha ki me ye ek hi din me kar lunga
G :- kisne kaha is karya me tumhe kewal ek din ka samay laga tumne ek chakr ko jagrit karne ke liye 2 varshon ka samay liya hai
Me :- acha matlab antarman me bhi samay baki jagaho jaisa hai.
G :- nahi raj antarman ka samay chakra se koi nata nahi hota isiliye antarman me pravesh karne ke baad bahari samay ruk jata hai
Me :- bahar abhi bhi wahi samy ho raha hoga jis samay hum chat par the
G :- bulkul sahi chalo ab
Ab tak mene itni ajibo garib chije dikhi thi ki ab kisi bhi baat se mujhe shock nahi lag raha tha
Phir me aur guide dono phir se dhyan lagane baith gaye aur is baar jab aakhe khuli toh me apne ghar ki chat pe hi tha aur bilkul guide me kahne mutabik bahar abhi bhi wahi time ho raha tha phir me waha se niche aa gaya jaha par is waqt toh sab so rahe the toh kicthen me is waqt mom naste ki taiyaari kar rahi thi
Me :- good morning mom
Mom :- uth gaya raj ja jake jaldi fresh ho ja me nashta lagati hu tere liye
Mom bhale hi khud ko normal dikhane ki koshis kar rahi thi lekin me unke expressions dekh kar itna toh samajh gaya tha ki woh tention me hai
Me :- (unhe piche se bahon me bharte hue) kitna china karogi aap haa aapko kya laga mujhe pata nahi chalega ki meri pyaari mom kitni tention lene lagi hai
Mom :- agar sab samajhta hai toh kyu ja raha hai waha aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki woh kewal unka dikhava ho aur unke man me kuch aur ho
Me :- mom aap yaad kijiye jab me pahli baar aapke pita se mila tha toh unhone kitni baar mujhe apne pass bulane ki mere sath khelne ki mere se baat karne ki koshis ki thi lekin me humesha unse door bhag jata tha jisse aapko aur unhe kitna bura lagta tha wahi ab phir ho raha hai is baar aapke dad ke badle nanaji hai jo apne pote ko apne paas bulane ka prayas kar rahe hai purani baton ko bhula dena chahte hai toh hume bhi toh isme unka sath de kar purani baton ko bhula ke nayi shurwat karne ke liye kadam uthana chaiye agar woh mujhe itne pyar se bula rahe hai aur me nahi gaya toh unhe kitna bura lagega aap hi sochiye
Mom :- (mere galon ko sahlate hu) kitna bada ho gaya tu kitni badi badi bate karne laga hai sach aaj agar rajni didi (meri asli maa) jinda hoti toh unhe tujh par bahut garv hota
Me (sad hoke) :- agar woh hoti toh itna kuch nahi hota
Mom :- (mujhe gale lagake) sad kyu hota hai jo bhi hota hai ache ke liye hi hota hai chal ab apna mood thik kar aur jake taiyar hoja agar abhi niklega tab jake shaam tak pahuch payega waha
Me :- thik hai mom
Phir me waha se apne room me chala gaya jab me apne room me gaya toh didi waha nahi thi toh me bhi naha dho kar ek dum taiyar ho gaya aur niche aa gaya jaha par is waqt sab log maujood the
Phir me niche aa kar sare badon ka aashirvaad liya
Mom :- sambhal ke jana aur pahuch ke call karna samjhe
Me :- ha mom me abhi bacha nahi hu jo aap itna dar rahi ho
Mom :- maa ki nazron me toh uske sare bache hamesha bache hi hote hai
Me :- thik hai me dhyan rakhunga
Itna bolke mene sabse vida liya aur chal pada suraj garh ki aur me abhi jane laga hi tha toh dad bole
Dad :- sun koi acha sa gift le lena unke liye samjhe
Me :- okay dad
Itna bolke mene unke pair chue aur phir me ghar ke bahar nikal gaya
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 84
mene sabse vida liya aur chal pada suraj garh ki aur me abhi jane laga hi tha toh dad bole
Dad :- sun koi acha sa gift le lena unke liye samjhe
Me :- okay dad
Itna bolke mene unke pair chue aur phir me ghar ke bahar nikal gaya
Ghar se bahar aake me apni bike pe baith gaya aur chal pada surajgadh ke aur
Abhi me kuch duri pe pahucha hi tha ki mujhe dad ki kahi baat yaad aa gayi gift wal toh me turant apni bike ko pass ke hi mall ki mod leta hu jo ki sher gadh aur suraj gadh ke bich me hi tha woh bahut bada mall tha jaha har tarah ka samman milta tha aur woh mall mere raste me bhi aata tha isiliye mene usi mall jane ka faisla kiya
Aur jald hi me us mall ke pass pahuch bhi gaya aur jab me mall ke andar gaya toh mall ki chaka choundh dekh ke meri nazre phati ke phati reh gayi phir me waha se chal pada gift section ki aur lekin woh bhi ek musibat hi thi mene aaj tak khud ke liye bhi shopping nahi ki thi aur aaj dusron ke liye karni thi woh bhi nana ajr nani ke liye jinki pasand na-pasand ke baare me mujhe andaja bhi nahi tha phir aise hi kuch der mall ke ek dukan se dusre dukan me main ghumta raha lekin phir bhi mujhe ab tak kuch bhi acha nahi laga tha toh me waha se nikal kar sidha jewellery ki dukan me jaha jane ke baad waha ki ek sales girl mere pass aa gayi
S. G :- good morning sir how may i help you
Me :- ohh ha me apne nana nani ke marriage anniversary ke liye kuch bahut acha sa gift karna chahta hu jo unhe hamesha yaad rahe
S. G :- dont worry sir humare pass sab acha hi milta hai aap mujhe apna budget bata dijiye
Me :- budget ki koi bhi chinta nahi hai bas chij sabse achi honi chahiye
S. G :- dont worry sir please come with me
Uske baad woh S. G mujhe ek counter ke paas le gayi aur ek ek karke mujhe bahut se gold set dikhane lagi jo ki sare ek se badh kar ek the lekin mujhe unmese ek bhi pasand nahi aa raha tha
Me :- gold me toh sab normal hi hai mujhe kuch alag chahiye aapke paas diamond me kuch hoga
S. G :- yes sir diamonds ke liye aap yaha aaiye
Phir woh mujhe leke diamonds ke section me le gayi jaha ek se badhkar diamonds sets the jisme se ek set bahut hi royal set dikh raha tha
Jo kuch aisa dikh raha tha

toh mene usi ko final kar diya kyunki ab gift lene ke chakkar me mere sir me bhi dard hone laga tha ab jab me waha se nikal raha tha toh wahi par mujhe ek walking sick dikhi jiske uper ek bada sa laal diamond laga tha jo mene nana ke le li
Woh kuch aisi thi

Phir mene dono chijon ka bill pay kiya aur waha se nikal gaya apne liye kuch kapde lene kyunki philhaal me normal kapdon me tha aur aaj pahli baar nana ke yaha ja raha tha toh kuch ache kapde lene ka khayak aaya aur kuch din rukne ka bhi plan kia tha lekin jaldi me ghar se bhi mene jyada kapde liye nahi the
Toh me chal pada clothes section me jaha mene apne liye kuch jackets t shirt aur jeans liye aur abhi me aur kuch dekh hi raha tha ki meri nazar wahi rakhe ek statue par padi khas baat us statue me nahi balki us statue ne pahne hue kapdon me thi jinhe dekh kar hi me unki aur attract ho gaya tha ek dum royal dress tha jaise wo kisi raja ke liye banaya gaya ho
Woh kuch aisa tha

Me us dress ko dekhte hi rah gaya kya khoobsurati se banaya hai isko
Us dress ko me abhi dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi mere samne ek sales boy aa gaya
S. B :- sir may i help you
Me :- yes (us statue ki taraf ungli se ishara karke) i want this
S. B. :- (mere ishare ka picha karte hue) sorry sir woh already bik chuka hai
Me :- are bhai uske taraf ishra kia matlab ye nahi wohi chahiye uske type koi dusra hoga usi design me woh dedo
S. B :- sorry sir woh exclusive pisce hai woh bas ek hi hai aur woh bik chuka hai
Me :- thik hai jisne woh kharida hai use bol do ki is pisce me koi defect tha isliye tum use nahi bech sakte
S. B :- sorry sir ye humare rules ke khilaf hai
Me :- ye dekh bhai aaj pahli baar koi chij itni pasand aayi hai ki use kharidne ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakta hu
S. B :- sorry sir
Me :- (uski baat ko bich me kaat te hue) me tumhe 5 guna paise dunga is dress ke liye
5 guna paison ki baat sunke us S. B ki bhi aakhe chamak gayi jo dekh ke me samajh gaya ki ise kaise vash me kar sakta hu
Me :- us dress ki jo value hai woh toh me pay karunga hi lekin uske badle tumhe baksbis me dress ki value ke 5 guna rs. Bhi dunga
S. B :- agar kisi ko pata pad gaya toh
Me :- kaise padega na tum bataoge aur na me
Abhi me us S. B ko mana hi raha tha ki tabhi mere piche se kisi ladki ki aawaj sunayi dene lagi
Ladki :- lekin me toh sab ko chilla chilla ke bataungi ki is mall me apne costumers ko kaise thaga jata hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Ho hi gaya kand....

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 85

S. B :- agar kisi ko pata pad gaya toh
Me :- kaise padega na tum bataoge aur na me
Abhi me us S. B ko mana hi raha tha ki tabhi mere piche se kisi ladki ki aawaj sunayi dene lagi
Ladki :- lekin me toh sab ko chilla chilla ke bataungi ki is mall me apne costumers ko kaise thaga jata hai
Jab me piche mudke dekha roh waha meri hi umar ki ek ladki khadi thi jisne shayad sari baate bhi sunli thi
Me :- ye ladki kon hai tu aur humare maamle me kyu pad rahi hai
S. B (mere kano me) :- ye wahi hai jinhone woh dress kharida hai
Me :- ohhh toh aap hai woh mahanubhaav jinhki nazar is dress par mere se pahle padi suno bahan ye dress mujhe bahut pasand aaya hai aur ye mujhe chahiye tumne jitne bhi paise diye hai uske do gune me tumhe deta hu is dress ko chod do bolo kitne paise diye hai tumne is dress ke
Ladki :- dekho ye paison ka raub mujh par mat jhado samjhe aur rahi paison ki baat toh woh mere pass bhi bahut hai
Me (S. B se) :- bhai tu hi bata inhone ne kitne pay kiye hai dress ke
S. B :- inhone payment nahi kiya hai bas select kia hai
Me :- problem solved isne kuch pay nahi kiya matlab bill bhi nahi bana hai matlab abhi bhi ye dress koi aur kharid sakta hai aur me abhi payment kar raha hu (sb se) batao bhai kya price hai
Ladki :- are tumhe dikkat kya hai is dress ko mene pahle dekha tha toh ye meri hui rahi baat bill ki toh woh abhi meri saheli ake pay kar degi
Me :- ye kya raste pe padi chij hai kya jiski nazar padi uski hui aur tu kya karegi ye dress leke ye gents ke liye hai
Abhi hum baat kar rahe the ki tabhi saamne se 1 aur ladki chalte hue aayi
Ladki2 (usi ladki se) :- kya baat hai swati tum yaha kisse jhagda kar rahi ho
Swati :- dekho na sanika jo dress mene select ki thi us ke liye ye ladka jhagda kar raha hai
Sanika :- kya baat hai kyu jhagda kar rahe ho ye dress humne kharida hai
Me :- ye dekho tumne iska bill pay nahi kiya hai toh ye kaise tumne kharidi
Sanika :- usme kya hai abhi pay kar dete hai (S. B se) batao kya price hai us dress ki
S. B :- 3,50,000/-
Us dress ki price sunke toh ek pal ke liye mujhe bhi shock laga ki itni mahange kapde bhi hote hai duniya me lekin jab mene us dono ladkiyon ki shakkal dekhi toh mera pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha unki shakkal se hi lag raha tha ki itne paise ek dress par kharch karna unke bas ki baat nahi hai
Me (muskurate hue) :- kya hua pay karo bill aur bana lo us dress ko apna
Sanika :- (swati ke kaan me) sun na mere pass sirf 2 lakh hi hai 1.5 lack tu de na me baad me dad se bolke de dungi tujhe
Swati (sanika kaan me) :- mere account me bhi abhi kewal 1 lakh hi honge
Sanika :- 3 lakh me kya hoga
Swati :- ruk me dekhti hu
Swati :- (S. B se) suno kya woh dress sach me 3.5 lacks ka hai ya is ladke ke paison ke lalach me jyada pricw bata rahe ho
S. B :- no mam aap chahe toh online ya us statue pe lage price tag pe bhi check kar sakte ho
Swati :- thik hai hume mat sikhao us dress ko 3 lack me pack kar do
Me :- me 4 lacks bhi pay karne ko taiyar hu
Meri baat sunke na bas woh dono ladkiya balki S. B bhi shock ho gaya
Smita (S. B se) :- agar woh dress mujhe na mila toh me tumhari complain kar dungi ki tum paison ke lalach me bika hua dress phir se bech rahe ho phir toh tumhari job gayi hath se
S. B :- nahi mam aisa mat karna
Me :- (S. B se) dar mat bhai me pura mall kharid lunga phir dekhta hoon kon tujhe nikalta hai.
Is baar toh un 3no ka chehra dekh kar hi lag raha tha ki unke pran unka sharir hi chod dega
Me :- kya hua muh kyu khule rakha hai machar ghus jayega
Sanika :-(swati ke kaan me) chod swati ye koi maal daar ladka lagta hai isse shayad paison ke maamle me jitna humare bash ki baat nahi hai
Swati :- lekin ye dress tumne tumhare bhai ke liye fix kia tha woh aaj pure 18 saal me pahli baar tumse milne wala hai
Sanika :- toh kya kare ab kuch aur dekh lete hai
Woh dono bhale hi dheeme aawaj me baat kar rahe the lekin mujhe unki aawaj saaf sunayi de rahi thi
Me :- (S. B ko apna card dete hue) ye lo bill le lo isse aur woh dress inko de do meri taraf se gift
Meri baat sunke woh dono meri shakkal hi dekhne lage
Me :- jaanta hoon tum dono kya soch rahe ho mujhe woh dress pasand aaya hai lekin itna bhi nahi ki aap dono ke apne bhai ke prati ke prem se badh kar nahi hai
Sanika :- aapke wichar bahut ache hai lekin phir bhi aapne aaj is mall se jitni bhi shopping ki hai uska bill de dijiye me pay kar dungi aur aap mana nahi karoge aapko apne loved one ki kasam
Me :- (muskurate hue) lekin mene thodi si jewellery bhi li hai
Swati :- koi nahi hum pay kar denge
Me :- kapdon ka bill toh abhi tak aaya nahi hai agar sirf Jewellry ka dekhe toh kuch 2.5-3 crore ke aaspass hai
Dono :- kyaaa
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Ekdam Garda update bhai....

 

[krish1152]

Nice update

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 86
Me :- (muskurate hue) lekin mene thodi si jewellery bhi li hai
Swati :- koi nahi hum pay kar denge
Me :- kapdon ka bill toh abhi tak aaya nahi hai agar sirf Jewellry ka dekhe toh kuch 2.5-3 crore ke aaspass hai
Dono :- kyaaa
Me :- hmm toh abhi bhi bill pay karne ka irada hai ya me ja sakta hu
Woh dono toh jaise kuch bolne ke haalat me hi nahi thi unhe dekh aise lag raha tha jaise kisi nange bhoot ko dekha ho
Me :- (unke chehre ke aage chutki bajate hue) kaha kho gayi tum dono
Sanika :- kya kaha tumne
Me :- kuch nahi jo bhi tumne suna bhul jao aur jo bhi mene kaha uska astitva hi mita do apne man se
Utne me S. B. Bhi aa gaya phir mene usse apna card liya aur baki ke kapde jo mene liye the uska bill pay karke me us shop se nikal gaya aur phir mene ek bag le li jisme me apna sara saman rakh saku phir thodi der aise hi mall ghumke me us mall se nikal liya apni bike par
Me abhi raste se ja raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar road ke side me khade aadmi par padi jo shayad lift ke liye hi ruka tha uski umar dekhne se dad ke jitni hi hogi aur kapdon se koi gav wala hi lag raha tha
Me :- (us aadmi se) ram ram kaka
Aadmi :- ram ram beta.
Me :- kya baat hai yaha kyu ruke ho
Aadmi :- kya bole beta humare gadi ka tyre puncture ho gaya
Me :- acha waise aap ja kaha rahe the
Aadmi :- me suraj garh ja raha tha ki ye ho gaya
Me :- me bhi wahi ja raha hu chaliye aapko cbod deta hu
Aadmi :- nahi beta rahne do me koi na koi rasta dhundh lunga
Me :- are chaliye bhi kaka itni garmi me kab tak aise khade rahoge tabyet kharab ho jayegi
Kaka :- thik hai chalo
Phir kaka aake mere piche baith gaye aur me bike chalane laga kaka se baat karte hue ye pata lag gaya ki abhi suraj garh pahuchne me kuch ghante lagenge toh me bike aur tezi se chalane laga abhi bike chalate hue shaam ke 4 baj gaye the
Abhi hum dono ko bhi bhuk lavi thi toh mene pass ke hi dhabe pe rok di aur phir hum dono ne waha se khana khaya aur phir se bike par baith gaye
Kaka :- beta ab chahe koi aadmi mar hi kyu na raha ho lekin tum bike mat rokna
Me :- (shock se) kyu kaka
Kaka ;- beta ye daku hari singh ka ilaka hai yaha se is samay jo bhi gaya hai woh ya toh puri tarah loota gaya hai ya use pita gaya hai isiliye chahe kuch bhi ho jaye rukna mat
Ab pata nahi kyu kaka ki baat sunke hath me ajib si khujli jaroor mach rahi thi aur dil bhi kuch tufani karne ke liye bol raha tha.
Me (kaka se) :- kaka chalo kuch tufani karte hai
Kaka :- matlab beta
Me :- bike par baitho samajh jaoge
Phir kaka bike pe baith gaye aur me bike ko Normal speed se chalata hua us jungle me chal pada
Abhi me bike chalata hu us jungle me ghuse kuch hi der hui thi ki tabhi muhe raste ke bich me do bike sawaron ka accident hua dikhayi deta hai
Kaka :- ye jaroor un dakuon ka kaam hai bike mat rokna chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Me :- (bike ko slow karke) kya kaka aapko hume manavta ka dharm padhana chahiye ki kaise sab ki sahayta ki jati hai.
Kaka :- kya kare beta ye kalyug hai yaha raaj (hero nahi rule) dharm ka nahi karm ka hai isiliye apne kaam se kaam rakho nahi toh sanskaron ke chakkar me antim sanskar ki baari aati hai
Me :- aap dahut darte hai us hari singh se chaliye aaj aapka ye bhay bhi dur kar dete hai
Kaka :- nahi pata hai tum me abhi nayi nayi jawani chadhi hai isiliye ye sab khel lag raha hai daku saamne aa gaye toh sari garmi nikal jayegi
Kahi na kahi mujhe kaka ki baat par bahut gussa toh aa raha tha lekin mene apne gusse ko jaise taise karke kabu kiya aur bike ko aage badhha ke un dono bike ke paas rok di
Jaise hi maine bike roki waise aas pass ki jhadiyon se 10 mushtande bahar nikle aur jo do log ab tak jamin pe laite hue the woh bhi uth khade ho gaye
Me :- bhalayi ka toh jamana hi nahi raha agr tum log aise hi karte rahoge toh asal me jab kisi ko jarurat hogi koi uski sahayta karne ke liye nahi rukega
G1 (boss) :- abe jyada mat bol nahi toh tujhe toh lutenge hi saath me tujhe maar ke yahi jaanwaron ke khaane ke liye chod denge
Me :- (haste hue) acha bachu apne baap ko lutega itna bada ho gaya tu
Itna bolke me joro se hasne laga
G1- (gusse se) Abe jyada mat has ha hum lutne hi aaye hi aaye ha sale Teri himmat kaise hui mere se aise baat karne ki me tujhe chodunga nahi
Main- Abe ja chutiye aaya bada aaj tak jo bhi tumne kiya woh chalo mene maaf kia lekin agar aaj tum logo ne apni limit cross ki to aaj tum mese koi bhi Ghar lout Kar nahi ja payega.
G1- Abe sale Teri himmat ki daad deta hu hum log 10 hai or tum 2 fir bhi itni himmat wah wah wah.
Fir usne apne aadmiyo ko ishara kiya or 2 aadmi hamari tarf aane lage to mainne Socha Sayed kaka
ko ye log noksaan pahucha sakte hai isiliye mene woh log kaka tak pahuche us se pehle hi unko speed me ek ek punch jad diya jisse bo log bahi ke bahi gir Gaye.
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Lajwaab update....

 

[Bosskhatri]

Update 122

Phir uske baad jaise hi mene darwaja band kia mami mere se chipak gayi aur chumne lagi phir mami ke saath sex karke unhe bhi santusht kar diya phir jab mami jane ko hui toh unhone mujhe mama ke baare me bhi bataya ki unhone doctor ke pass jake phirse cbeck up kia aur ab unme sudhar bhi tha

Mami ko santusht karke jab me niche aaya toh niche pahle hi sab log baithe the phir me bhi unke sath jake baith gaya toh mujhe pata chala ki kal subah hum yaha se wapas jane wale hai jo sunke mujhe kuch pharak nahi pada tha

Phir aise hi kuch der bate karke hum sabne khana kha kar apne kamre me chale gaye aaj mama kuch jyada hi khush lag rahe the

Jab me apne kamre me pahucha toh mene apne kamre ka darwaja band kar ke apne antarman me aa gaya jaha par mere sare roop sath me baith kar dhyan laga rahe the jab me unke paas pahucha toh woh sab uth gaye

Me :- suno mujhe tum sab ki madad chahiye

Angel :- batao raj hum kya kar sakte hai

Me :- mene apne sapt chakron pe kabu toh pa liya hai lekin ab me apne panch tatvon ko kaise kabu kar sakta hu kya is me koi meri help karega

King :- woh sab toh tum guide se bhi shikh sakte ho isme humari help kyu chahiye

Me :- kyunki rakt chand ki raat najdik aa rahi hai aur me janta nahi ki us din kya hoga lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki is rakt chand ki raat ke baad bahut kuch badalne wala hai jiske liye shayad mujhe bahut kuch sikhna hai isiliye ab aap sab ke bhi sath ki jarurat hai

King :- hum sab tumse hi hai raj chinta mat karo

Angel :- tumne sahi kaha raj badlega toh bahut kuch lekin ye mat sochna ki tum taiyar nahi ho kyunki insaan tabhi taiyar hota hai jab woh us situation se gujarta hai

Sadhu :- angel sahi kah raha hai raj hum sabhi apni sari taakate ek saath tumhe nahi de sakte nahi to tum is duniya ke sab se shaktishali manushya ban sakte ho aur rahi panch tatvon ki baat toh woh me tuhe sikha dunga raj tumne sapt chakron pe kabu kar liya hai ab tumhw panch tatvon ko kabu karne me aasani hogi aur jyada samay bhi nahi lagega

Tantrik :- aur me bhi hoon raj me tumhe panch tatvon ke tamsik roop aur sath hi tamsik vidhiya bhi sikha sakta hu

Angel :- me tumhe is sampoorn sansaar 7 maha punyon ka gyan pradan kar sakta hu aur saath hi me tumhe asht vidhiyon ka gyan bhi de sakta hoon

Yodha :- mere gyan ko pane ke liye tumhe kisi sima ne nahi roka hai me tumhe apne sare yudhkalaon ka gyan sikha sakta hoon

King :- ha raj me bhi tumhe har rajnaitik nidhi aur har yudhniti sikha sakta hoon

JASIEN :- ji aaka me bhi aapki sahayta kar sakta hoon aur aapke is maanav sharir ko ya ye kahe aapki is manav yoni ko me ek jinn ki tarah kar sakta hoon jisse aap amar ban jaoge ek jinn tabhi marta hai jab use usse bhi shaktishali jin apne sari shaktiyon ko ek karke waar kare aur aap ek jinn ke saath ek manushya bhi honge matlab na hi insaani duniya me aur nahi jinnad ki duniya me aapko koi maar payega

Abhi me kuch bolta ki tabhi waha guide bhi aa gaye

G :- dekha raj tumhare sare roop ab tumare saath hai aur saath me jinnad ke duniya ka sabse shaktishali jinn bhi

Jab hum sab ki nazar guide pe padi toh hum sab shocked rah gaye kyunki aaj woh guide nahi balki aacharya raghwendra ke roop me aaye the

Jinhe dekh sab ne apne dono hathon ko jod kar unhe pranam kiya

Me :- ye kya aap ka toh pura rup hi badal gaya hai

G :- jo roop ab tak tumhare saamne tha woh ek chalava tha jisse tumhare shatru mere jariye tumhe dhoondh na paye bhale hi tumhare pass asimit shaktiyon ka bhandar hai lekin abhi tumhe unka gyan nahi hai isiliye hi me aacharya se marg darshak banke tumhare saamne aaya

Me :- toh kya ab khatra tal gaya hai

G ;- nahi lekin ab tum khatre ka saamna karne ke liye taiyar ho

Me :- ab mujhe kya karna hai

G :- ye tumhe hi tay karna hai ab me tumhe sirf shiksha pradan karunga baki sab tum hi tay karoge sab kuch ache se soch samajh kar tay karna kyunki ab tumhara bhagya, karm, aur bhavishya sab tum hi tay karoge mera jitna kaam tha kar diya aur jo baki hai woh karke me sada sada ke liye mukt hoke apne karmon ka fal bhogne chala jaunga

Itna bolke woh gayab ho gaye

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Nice update .

 

[park]

Update 122

Phir uske baad jaise hi mene darwaja band kia mami mere se chipak gayi aur chumne lagi phir mami ke saath sex karke unhe bhi santusht kar diya phir jab mami jane ko hui toh unhone mujhe mama ke baare me bhi bataya ki unhone doctor ke pass jake phirse cbeck up kia aur ab unme sudhar bhi tha

Mami ko santusht karke jab me niche aaya toh niche pahle hi sab log baithe the phir me bhi unke sath jake baith gaya toh mujhe pata chala ki kal subah hum yaha se wapas jane wale hai jo sunke mujhe kuch pharak nahi pada tha

Phir aise hi kuch der bate karke hum sabne khana kha kar apne kamre me chale gaye aaj mama kuch jyada hi khush lag rahe the

Jab me apne kamre me pahucha toh mene apne kamre ka darwaja band kar ke apne antarman me aa gaya jaha par mere sare roop sath me baith kar dhyan laga rahe the jab me unke paas pahucha toh woh sab uth gaye

Me :- suno mujhe tum sab ki madad chahiye

Angel :- batao raj hum kya kar sakte hai

Me :- mene apne sapt chakron pe kabu toh pa liya hai lekin ab me apne panch tatvon ko kaise kabu kar sakta hu kya is me koi meri help karega

King :- woh sab toh tum guide se bhi shikh sakte ho isme humari help kyu chahiye

Me :- kyunki rakt chand ki raat najdik aa rahi hai aur me janta nahi ki us din kya hoga lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki is rakt chand ki raat ke baad bahut kuch badalne wala hai jiske liye shayad mujhe bahut kuch sikhna hai isiliye ab aap sab ke bhi sath ki jarurat hai

King :- hum sab tumse hi hai raj chinta mat karo

Angel :- tumne sahi kaha raj badlega toh bahut kuch lekin ye mat sochna ki tum taiyar nahi ho kyunki insaan tabhi taiyar hota hai jab woh us situation se gujarta hai

Sadhu :- angel sahi kah raha hai raj hum sabhi apni sari taakate ek saath tumhe nahi de sakte nahi to tum is duniya ke sab se shaktishali manushya ban sakte ho aur rahi panch tatvon ki baat toh woh me tuhe sikha dunga raj tumne sapt chakron pe kabu kar liya hai ab tumhw panch tatvon ko kabu karne me aasani hogi aur jyada samay bhi nahi lagega

Tantrik :- aur me bhi hoon raj me tumhe panch tatvon ke tamsik roop aur sath hi tamsik vidhiya bhi sikha sakta hu

Angel :- me tumhe is sampoorn sansaar 7 maha punyon ka gyan pradan kar sakta hu aur saath hi me tumhe asht vidhiyon ka gyan bhi de sakta hoon

Yodha :- mere gyan ko pane ke liye tumhe kisi sima ne nahi roka hai me tumhe apne sare yudhkalaon ka gyan sikha sakta hoon

King :- ha raj me bhi tumhe har rajnaitik nidhi aur har yudhniti sikha sakta hoon

JASIEN :- ji aaka me bhi aapki sahayta kar sakta hoon aur aapke is maanav sharir ko ya ye kahe aapki is manav yoni ko me ek jinn ki tarah kar sakta hoon jisse aap amar ban jaoge ek jinn tabhi marta hai jab use usse bhi shaktishali jin apne sari shaktiyon ko ek karke waar kare aur aap ek jinn ke saath ek manushya bhi honge matlab na hi insaani duniya me aur nahi jinnad ki duniya me aapko koi maar payega

Abhi me kuch bolta ki tabhi waha guide bhi aa gaye

G :- dekha raj tumhare sare roop ab tumare saath hai aur saath me jinnad ke duniya ka sabse shaktishali jinn bhi

Jab hum sab ki nazar guide pe padi toh hum sab shocked rah gaye kyunki aaj woh guide nahi balki aacharya raghwendra ke roop me aaye the

Jinhe dekh sab ne apne dono hathon ko jod kar unhe pranam kiya

Me :- ye kya aap ka toh pura rup hi badal gaya hai

G :- jo roop ab tak tumhare saamne tha woh ek chalava tha jisse tumhare shatru mere jariye tumhe dhoondh na paye bhale hi tumhare pass asimit shaktiyon ka bhandar hai lekin abhi tumhe unka gyan nahi hai isiliye hi me aacharya se marg darshak banke tumhare saamne aaya

Me :- toh kya ab khatra tal gaya hai

G ;- nahi lekin ab tum khatre ka saamna karne ke liye taiyar ho

Me :- ab mujhe kya karna hai

G :- ye tumhe hi tay karna hai ab me tumhe sirf shiksha pradan karunga baki sab tum hi tay karoge sab kuch ache se soch samajh kar tay karna kyunki ab tumhara bhagya, karm, aur bhavishya sab tum hi tay karoge mera jitna kaam tha kar diya aur jo baki hai woh karke me sada sada ke liye mukt hoke apne karmon ka fal bhogne chala jaunga

Itna bolke woh gayab ho gaye

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Nice and superb update.....

 

[pireedip singh Meena]

Bro jabardast dhamekdar update bro