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Ab tak aapne padha ki aslam ne asif ko aadi ke sath apni ammi ki chudaai ka kissa sunaya...aur ye bhi bataya ki aadi ji neeche rahne wali mariya aunty aur aslam ki khala ko bhi chod chuke hai...
Ye sun kar asif ke dil me mariya aur aslam ki khala ki chudaai ka kissa sunne ki betaabi bad jati hai....par aslam use baad me batane ka bol kar chala jata hai.....
Ab Aage......
SOCHA THA KYA......KYA HO GAYA......
ASIF KI JUWANI.......
Aslam se baat khatm kar ke main bapis flate me aa gaya aur TV dekhne laga...kyoki main apne dimaag me jaage sawaal ko kuch waqt ke liye bhulana chahra tha....
Aur TV dekhte huye main sach me sabkuch bhool gaya aur TV me chal rahi film ke maze lete huye wahi so gaya....
Fir jab meri aankh khuli to maine apne aapko sofe par leta hua paya...aur sath me ek chaddar bhi mere uper dali thi...
Main samjh gaya ki wo meri ammi ne hi kiya hoga.....jab wo baahar se aai hogi to...
Asal me aadi ji ke kaam par jane ke baad meri ammi neeche rahne wali aunty ke ghar chali gai thi....aur jab wo bapis aai hogi....to mujhe yu sofe par pada dekh kar unhone hi mujhe lita kar chaddar udaya hoga.....aur TV bhi unhone hi band ki hogi....
Khair....fir main fresh ho kar bapis aaya hi tha ki aslam bhi aa gaya....
Aslam- kya kar raha tha....
Main- tera hi intzaar...mujhe aage ki kahani bata....
Aslam(has kar)- tu to pakka pagal ho gaya......hahaha...
Main(ghoor kar)- bas bhi kar....itna bhaav khana theek nhi...
Aslam- hmm...to ek kaam kar....chal tere ko aaj apni khala ka kissa batata hu....
Main- par wo mehmaan....uska kya....
Aslam- wo main....wo mariya thi....theek hai....aur uska pahla hissa batauga..matlab jab mujhe pahli dafa pata chala....to hua yu...
Main- sshh...yaha nhi.....chaat par....
Aslam- to chal na.....saare kisse wahi hoge....
Main- hmm...par yaad rakhna...pahle wo mehmaan...matlab mariya....fir....
Aslam(beech me)- haa...aisa hi hoga....chal...pahle wahi batauga....
Main- to chal fir...
Aur fir hum dono khamoshi se chhat par nikal gaye.......aur apni jagah baith gaye.....
Main- ab bol na....mariya aunty ke sath kya hua tha.....tujhe kab aur kaise pata chala....
Aslam(cigrate jala kar)- fffuuhh...haa....to sun fir.....
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ASLAM KI JUWAANI........
Ek din ki baat hai.....aadi ji dophar ko khane ke waqt ghar aaye aur meri ammi ko chodne ke baad himare sath mil kar khana khaya...aur fir bapis kaam par nikal gaye....aur ammi apne ghar ke kaam me lag gai....
To main bhi aaraam se kamre me ja kar let gaya....aur meri aankh lag gai.....
Thodi der sone ke baad main jaga aur fir fresh ho kar ammi ko dekhne aadi ke bedroom me jane laga....par bedroom ka gate band tha...
Maine ghadi me waqt dekha to abhi shaam ke 7 baj rahe the.....aur is waqt aadi ji ka gate band hona mere liye ek tajjub ki baat thi.....
Main(man me)- ye kya....is waqt to ammi kichen me hoti thi.....khane ke baad hi unki chudaai hoti thi.....par aaj is waqt hi......lagta hai ammi ko aadi ke lund ke bina ek lamha bhi chain nhi....tabhi to kaam ke waqt bhi lund khane me lagi hai.....hmm...
Par ab main kya karu....ammi chude aur main na dekhu....ye to galat hai.....par gate to band hai....saayad khidki khuli ho....haa...dekhta hu....
Ye soch kar main jaldi se khidki par pahuch gaya....jaha se main andar ka najara to dekh sakta tha....par mujhe kuch bhi saaf nhi dikh raha tha...kyoki room ki light aaj band thi...aur bahar andhera bhi ho chuka tha....to mujhe bas halki-halki kaali parchaai hi dikh rahi thi...aur sath me unki aawaaj to sunaai hi de rahi thi...
Par main janta tha...ki wo parchaai aur koi nhi balki aadi ji aur meri ammi hai....isliye main un parchaaiyon ko dekhte huye hi maza lene laga.....
Maine dekha ki ammi apne hath aur pair ke sahaare kutiya bani hui thi...aur aadi ji pichhe se ammi ko chode ja rahe the.....
Aadi- wah sali....tere khwaab to mast hai......chal soch le...ki uska lund tere muh me gai....aur main to pichhe se teri choot maar hi raha hu....
Ammi- uuummm....uuuummmmm....uuuummmmm.......
Aadi- mast....ye le saali.....yeehhhh..yeehhhh.....
Aadi ki baat sun kar mujhe laga ki saayad aadi ji meri hi baat kar rahe hai....
Main(man me)- lagta hai aadi ji ne ammi se meri khwahis ki baat kar li....aur aadi ne ammi ko pata bhi liya...uummm....to ammi ye soch kar chud rahi hai ki wo mera lund muh me le kar aadi ji se chud rahi hai....aah....kamaal hai ammi bhi....
Aadi waha joordaar dhakke maar kar meri ammi ko kutiya bana kar chod raha tha....aur main yaha ammi ke muh me apna lund soch kar khushi se paagal hua ja raha tha........
Asal me ab aadi ji ammi ki gaand par thappad bhi pelne lage the...jisse ammi ki cheekhe nikalne lagi thi.....
Aadi- waah meri kismat.....hamesha baccho ki mom hi milti hai....aah....in baccho ki ammi chod kar sach me bada maza aata hai....aur tere sath to kuch jyada hi maza aa raha hai.......
Waha room me aadi ji meri ammi ki bajaaye ja rahe the....aur yaha main lund ko masal-masal kar khwaab me hi ammi se lund chuswate huye jhadne ko ho raha tha.....
Isi doraan ammi ek tej siski ke sath haafne lagi.....aur fir aadi ji ke dhakke bhi ruk gaye...jisse main samjh gaya ki ammi ki choot pani chhod chuki hai....
Aadi- chal ab seedi ho ja........aur taage hawa me.....
Aadi ke kahne par ammi turant peeth ke bal leti aur apni taago ko hawa me utha kar apni choot aadi ke saamne khol di...
Aur aadi ne bhi turant position le kar lund ko bapis ammi ki choot me dala aur unki jaagho ko thapthapate huye dhakke maar e lage.....
Aadi- ab bol....wo kaha hai....
Ammi- aaahh....yahi hai....lund..aaahh....lund hila raha hai....
Aadi- to use bol ki jhuk kar teri choot ka dana chaate...aur kareeb se dekhe ki mera lund teri choot me kaise jata hai....
Ammi- aaahhh....wo jhuk gaya....aaahhh.....dekh bhi raha hai....aaahhh...
Main(man me)- ha ammi...main tumhari choot ke dane ko chaat raha hu...aur aadi ji ka tagda lund meri aankho ke paas se hi tumhari choot me satasat ho raha hai.....
Ammi- aahh...aahh aaahhh aaaahhh......
Thodi hi der me ammi ki aahen ek baar fir se bad chuki thi.....wo hawa me taage uthaaye huye thi....jo andhere me bhi badi mast najar aa rahi thi......
Wahi aadi ji lagataar dhakke pele ja rahe the....aur main apna lund masalte huye jhadne hi wala tha ....
Is waqt mujhe us masti bhare mahoul me kuch bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha...main bas apna pani nikaalne ki jaldi me tha.....par waha aadi ji ko koi jaldi nhi thi....wo itna naan se meri ammi ki choot bajaaye ja rahe the....
Fir thodi der baad hi mere lund ne pani chhod diya...aur tabhi meri ammi bhi ek baar fir se cheekhte huye jhad gai.....
Fir aadi ji ne ammi ki taanghe dawai aur unke uper puri tarah jhuk kar dhakke maarne lage....
Aadi- sun kutiya....usse bol ki ab wo teri gaand chaate...taki main uske thook se sani teri gaand me lund daalu...
Ammi- aaahhh.....wo kar raha hai...aaahh....jywaan ghusa-ghusa kar chaat raha hai....aaaiii....puri juwaan ghusa di saale....
Main(man me)- ha ammi...meri pyri juwaan tumhari gaand me hai.....bada maza aa raha hai tumhari gaand chaat kar....uuummm..kya swaad hai....uuummm....
Main paaglon ki tarah aone hi khwaabo me maza le raha tha....aur waha aadi ji ammi ke doidho ko hatho se masalte huye choot me dhakke maar rahe the....aur ammi bhi pure maze se chudaai ka maza lete huye sisak rahi thi....
Ammi- aahh...wo mere pichhe hi hai.....aapke pair masal raha hai....aahh...taki aap thake na....aaaahh..aaahhh...
Main(man me)- ha aadi ji...mujhe aapke pair dawane me maza aa raha hai....kyoki pair aaraam me hoge...tabhi to aap ammi ki gaand me ghutno par baith kar dhakke maar paoge.....aadi ji...main acche se maalish kar raha hu.....
Aaj ki chudaai me ammi aur aafi ji to maza le hi rahe the....par unse jyada maza main le raha tha....
Main apne aapko un dono ke sath soch-soch kar kuch jyada hi garam mahsoos kar raha tha...jisse mera lund ek baar fir se fatne ko taiyaar ho chuka tha.......
Ammi bas aah- aah kar rahi thi....aur aadi ji ammi ki gaand dawaaye huye unhe uchhal-uchhal kar chode ja rahe the......
Jisse ammi ki choot ne ek baar fir se pani chhod diya...aur choot ka pani aadi ji ke lund ko nahlata hua unke goto par bhi aane laga tha.....
Aadi- sali kutiya....gote bhiga diye.....uumm....maza aa gaya....chal ab asli kutiya ban ja.....teri gaand to maaru....
Ammi- aah...ji....
Aur fir ammi aadi ji ki paaltu kutiya ki tarah apne hath aur pair ki madad se apni gaand utha kar kutiya ban gai....aur aadi ji ne choot ke pani se sana lund ammi ki gaand me daal diya.....
Ammi- aaaahhhh....
Aadi- chup saali....usse bol ki tere muh me lund daal de.....tab tera cheekhna band hoga..
Ammi- hi...uuummmm..uuummmm....
Aadi(has kar)- daal bhi diya....gajab ka kutta hai sala....yeehhhh.....ab aawaaj na nikle...samjhi......
Aadi ne bhale hi ammi ko khamosh rahne ka ba tha....par aadi ka tagda lund apni gaand me le kar bhala koun si aourat bina cheekhe rah sakti thi.....
Ammi- aahh...nhi....maze se....aahh....bahut maza aa raha hai.........
Aadi- accha....to bata kitna maza aa raha hai.....
Ammi- aaahhh...bahut....aaahhh.... meri choot fir se gili ho gai.....aahhh....aap bahut achhe se chodte ho na....aaahhh....aise hi karte rahiye...aaaaiiii....
Tabhi aadi ka ek karara thappad ammi ki gaand par pada to ammi fir se cheekh padi....
Aadi ka lund ammi ki gaand me teji se ander-bahar ho raha tha....aur ammi ki aawazen aur bhi jyada kaamuk hoti ja rahi thi....jisse mere lund me pani to chhod hi diya tha....par kambhakht fir se tanne laga tha.....
Thodi der baad aadi ka josh bada to usne ammi ka sir bistar par dawaya aur unke uper chad kar gaand maarne laga......aur ammi apne hath se choot ragadte huye badbadane lagi....
Ammi- aahh....aahh....aaahhh.....bahut mast chod rahe ho aap......aahhh meri choot sookh hi nhi rahi....bahe hi ja rahi hai....aaahhh......bahut maza aa raha hai.....aaaahhh.....aaahhh....
Main(man me)- saabaash ammi....aise hi maza lo.....aadi ji hi tumhe asli mard ka maza de sakte hai....mere abbu nhi....wo to bas 10 minute me pani chhod deta hai na....par aadi ji....uuummm..kya lund hai unka....aapko pura rula-rula kar chodta hai.......aahh....mera lund.....
Aadi- kyo saali.....tera khsam nhi chodta tujhe....jo mere sath maza maar rahi hai...haa.....
Aadi- koi na....main tujhe hamesha 1 ghante tak choduga.....tera badan tod kar choduga....bas tu meri ban kar rah....samjhi....
Ammi- aaahh....ha hi....main aapki hi ho gai....bas ab mujhe pyasa na rahne dena...aahh...kabhi bhi....
Aadi- kabhi nhi meri kutti...kabhi nhi.....
Aur ye bol kar aadi fir se puri raftaar se ammi ki gaand faadne lage...aur utni hi teji se main apne lund ko muthyane laga.....
Ammi- aaahhh...lagta hai aap meri gaand faad hi doge...aaahhh.....Itni teji se maar rahe ho....aaaaaahhhhh....mar gaaaiii........
Aadi- chup kar saali.....aisi chudaai hi mazedaar hoti hai....puri teji se....aah.....aur teri to main jyada hi tej maarta hu....badi kadak maal hai tu meri....yeehhhh...yeeehhhh......kitna maza de rahi hai......
Main(man me)- wah...meri ammi kadak maal ho gai....gajab ammi....kamaal ho tum.....aadi ji jaise mard ko khush karna koi chhoti baat nhi......ohh ammi.....sukr hai tu meri ammi hai....aur mujhe itna mazedaar najara dekhne ka mouka mila....
Tabhi aadi ne josh ke saath ammi ke latakte dono doodh hatho me daboche aur teji se uski gaand maarne lage...jisse ammi ki cheekhe bad gai......
Ammi- aaaaaaaiii.....aaaahhh......maarrrr gaaaiii......aaahhhh......aise hi....tadpa kar chodo....aaahhh.....rula kar chodo.....main..aaahhh...aaahh...main gaaaiii.....
Aadi- chup kar kutiya...abhi to aur pani bahaygi.....saali....aaj teri choot ka sara pani nikal dunga.....kasam se....bahut pyara maal hai tu.....tujhe to saari jindagi peluga.....
Main(man me)- wah....ammi ka nasha to aadi ji ke sir par chad gaya....taumar pelege meri ammi ko.....maza aayga....ooh ammi fikr mat karna...tumhara beta hai tumhare sath....chhodo abbu ko...aur yahi rah jao aadi ji ki raand ban kar....badi mast jindagi gujregi....aaahh...ammi.....
Ammi kafi der se aadi ke aage kutiya bani gaand marwa rahi thi.......jisse unke ghutne takleef dene lage the.....
Aur fir aadi ka lund puri raftaar se ammi ki gaand ke ander bahar ho raha tha.......jisse ammi ki kamar bhi dhakke sah kar takleef dene lagi thi.....
Isliye ammi ab past si pad gai thi....aur bas aage jhuki hui cheekhe maar rahi thi.....kyoki aadi ji ammi ke dono doodho ko bhi berahmi se masal rahe the......
Aur ye dekh kar main bada hairaan tha...ki ammi itna thakne ke waabjood bhi bas aadi se chudna chahti thi......isliye ammi ne ek baar bhi aadi ko rokne ki jahmat nhi uthaai thi....
Aur ye baat main bhi samjhta tha...ki ammi ko bahut maza aa raha tha......isliye wo aadi ko rukne ka kahegi hi nhi...bhale hi wo unhe kitna bhi tadpa kar chode......
Mujhe apni ammi ki chudaai ke liye deewanigi dekh kar khushi bhi ho rahi thi...aur afsoos bhi....
Khushi is baat ki....ki ab ja kar meri ammi ko chudaai ka pura maza milne laga hai....aur afsoos is baat ka tha...ki meri ammi ab tak mere abbu ke sath rahte huye itne waqt tak asli chudaai se anjaan rahi....aur abbu ko bekaar me jhelti rahi.....
Khair....main khush tha...ki der se hi sahi...par ab meri ammi ek asli mard ke lund ki gulaam ban gai thi...aur khul kar maze loot rahi thi.....
Ammi- aaahh....aahhh....aahh....jor se.....jor se chodo.......main aane....aahh...aane wali hu....aaahh.....aahh...aahhh......meri choottt......aaaahhhh......
Ye bol kar aadi ammi ki prrth se utha aur ammi turant ghtno par aa kar muh khol kar baith gai....
Aadi(lund ghusa kar)- le...mera lund le kutiya.......
Fir aadi ne apne lund ko ammi ke gale tak ghusa kar unka muh chodna suru kar diya...aur ammi ki cheekhe muh me hi dawa ha.....
Maine dekha ki kuch hi der baad aadi ki raftaar bad gai.....ab wo ammi ka muh jor- jor se chod raha tha.....aur ammi bhi mast ho kar apne hath se apni choot masalne lagi thi......
Agle kuch minute tak ammi aur aadi ekdam khamish hi rahe...koi kuch bhi nhi bol raha tha.....
Bas aadi meri ammi ke baal pakad kar jor-jor se jhatke maar raha tha....aur uska lund ammi ke muh me satasat andar-baahar ho raha tha .....
Main janta tha ki ammi ko muh chudwane me bada maza aa raha tha......aur aadi bhi ammi ka muh chodne me jyada maza mahsoos karta hai......
Mere saamne meri ammi ki muh chudaai chal rahi thi...to tabhi main ek baar fir se jhad gaya.....aur waha meri ammi bhi saayad chootmasalte huye fir se jhad chuki thi....isliye unhone apne dono hath aadi ki jaagho par laga diye the.....
Mera aur ammi ka ab kaam ho chuka tha....aur hume bas intzaar tha aadi ke jhadne ka.....isliye ammi bade pyaar se aadi se apna maan h chudwa rahi thi aur uske pani se apni pyaas be jhane ka intzaar kar rahi thi.....
Aur fir thodi hi der bbad humara intzaar khatm hua aur aafi ne joir se cheekh kar ammi ka sir apne lund par dawa diya....
Main samjh gaya ki aadi ji jhad rahe hai.....aur apne garam pani ki joordaar pichkari mari ammi ke halak me maar rahe hai.....
Khair....meri ammi ka sir dawaaye aadi ne kuch der tak jhatke maare...aur fir ammi se alag ho kar bed par let gaye...aur wahi meri ammi bhi sara pani halak me utaar kar bed par dher ho gai....
Aadi- ab ye lund ke pani se sarabor hontho se hi uske honth choos lena...use bhi asli mard ka swaad mil jayga....samjhi...
Ammi- aah...samjh gai...
Main(man me)- kaash ammi aisa hi kare...mere hontho ko inhi hontho se choose to....uummm...hurr...abhi yaha khade rahna theek nhi.....nikalta hu....
Fir maine room me ammi aur aadi ji ko leta hua dekh kar apne lund ko andar kiya aur chupchap chhat par chala gaya....kyoki main thoda garmi mahsoos kar raha tha...to soch ki thoda khuli hawa kha lu.......
Fir kareeb 20 minute chhat par rahne ke baad main neeche aaya aur fresh ho kar jab hall me pahucha....to meri ammi mujhe mere saamne khadi mili....
Maine dekha ki meri ammi ek hoth dress pahne mere saamne khadi thi....unke baal....chehre ka mak-up bhi theek dikh raha tha...aur unhe dekh kar main kya...koi bhi ye nhi bol sakta tha...ki ye aourat 15 -20 minute pahle randi ki tarah chud rahi thi......
Ammi- kya hua...tum so kar kab uthe....
Main- huh...ha...kuch der pahle...
Ammi- par tum to sofe par soye the....waha to nhi the...aur room me bhi nhi...to kaha gaayab the....
Main- wo main chhat par tha....
Ammi- hmm...chai piyega....
Main- hmm...
Ammi- theek hai...baith yaha...lati hu.....
Fir main sofe par baith kar isi soch me pad gaya...ki ammi itni jaldi se itna acche se taiyaar kaise ho gai...
Par is baat ko main jyada nhi soch paya...kyoki buddhi aunty jo aa gai thi.......
Khair....fir ammi ne mere sath-sath unko ko bhi chaai di...aur fir chai le kar aadi ji ke room me chali gai....aur andar jate hi bapis se gate band kar liya....ur yaha main itminaan se chai ki chuskiyan maarne laga...
Par thodi der baad maine aadi ji ke room ka gate khulte dekha....to maine hairaan ho gaya.....
Kyoki maine dekha ki gate khulne ke baad andar se aadi ji aur ammi ke sath hi neeche rahne wali maria aunty bhi nikli....jihne dekh kar main hairaan tha...kyoki wo thoda ajeeb tarah se chal rahi thi....thoda atak kar....
Main(man me)- ye kab aa gai...saayad mere chhat par jane ke baad aai hogi...tabhi ammi ko jaldi se taiyaar hona pada...hmm....par ye aise kyo chal rahi hai....tabiyat to theek hai inki....
Khair....fir wo aunty sabko bye bol kar lagdate huye hi apne ghar nikal gai...aur kichen me ammi apne kaam me lag gai...jabki aadi ji apne room me bapis chale gaye....
Par mere dimaag me pata nhi kya junoon jaga...to main uth kar maria aunty ke ghar chala gaya....
Aur jab main neeche unke flate par pahucha...to maine khidki se dekha...ki wo apne souhar ke honth choos rahi thi...jo saayad abhi-abhi office se aaya tha....
Fir maine dekha ki un dono me kuch baat hui...aur unka souhar apne honth saaf karte huye bathroom me chala gaya....aur maria aunty mobile le kar baahar nikal aai...
To jaise hi maria aunty bahar aai....to main wahi seediyon ke neeche aad me chhip gaya...aur maria aunty mere kareeb aa kar kisi ko call karne lagi....
Maria(phon par)- hello....wo aa gaye.....
Saamne- $$$$$$$$$$$
Maria(has kar)- wahi batane to phon kiya.....abhi-abhi unke hontho ko choos kar aai hu....
Saamne- $$$$$$$$$$$$
Mariya- ha....puch to raha tha ki kaisa swaad hai.....par samjha nhi...
Saambe- $$$$$$$$$$
Mariya- ji bilkul....isko aisa chadka lagaugi....ki roj bolega ki ise wahi swaad chahiye....aur main ise aapke lund ka swaad deti rahoogi....hehehe...
Saamne- $$$$$$$$
Mariya- nhi...wo sab aap hi dekhna....main ye nhi kar paugi....mujhe to bas khush rahna hai...baki aap jo chaho karo....main beech me nhi aaugi...accha rakhti hu....wo bathroom se aa gaya hai...to baad me....bye...uummhh...
Fir maria aunty bapis ghar me ghus gai...aur main tab samjha..ki mariya aunty aadi saab ke room me kab aai...
Asal me wo mariya aunty hi chud rahi thi...jise andhere ki wajah se main ammi samjh raha tha....aur wo hoth chuswane ki baat mariya aunty ke souhar ke liye thi...mere liye nhi.....
Ab main ye to samjh chuka tha ki mariya aunty bhi aadi saab se chud rahi hai....par lund ka pani pi kar apne souhar ke honto par uska swaad dena.....ye kiliye....
Mariya aunty aisa kyo kar rahi hai....ye baat pata lagni abhi baki thi.....
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PRESENT ME........
Aslam- to ye tha wo mehmaan....ab khush hai na.....
Asif- par ye to akeli thi...matlab tune kaha tha ki teri ammi ke sath.....
Aslam(beech me)- wo bhi hua tha...par wo baad me....usse pahle wo sun...jo aage hua tha.....
Asif- kya hua tha...aur kiska....
Aslam- meri khala....uske baad meri khala ki baari aai....aur unke sath kya hua....ye main suru se batauga....par pahle ek fukku marne de....
Fir aslam cigrate pine laga...aur main intzaar karne laga uski khala ki kahani ka......
Fir main kuch der khamoshi se aslam ko cigrate pita hua dekhta raha....aur sath hi sath apne dil me uth rahe sawaalo ke jawaab khyd se hi sochne laga.....par mujhe ghanta jawaab nhi mila...ki aakhir mariya jaisi aourat ye sab kyo karegi....
Main(chid kar)- aslam.....ab bol bhi.......
Aslam- are yaar....fukki khatm to karne de......
Main- waise tu ab to janta hi hoga na ki mariya aunty ne wo sab kyo kiya...
Aslam- hmm...janta hu...
Main- to pahle wahi bata....
Aslam- nhi....uski kahani ke liye ye sahi waqt nhi.....to wo baad me.....abhi tu khala ka kissa sun....aur na sunna ho to main nikalta hu......
Main(ghoor kar) - theek hai.....chal bata...teri khala kab aai....aur wo aadi ji ke sath...matlab wo maani kaise....
Aslam(cigrate ka aakhiri kas kheech kar)- ffuuu....hmm...to sun fir.....
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ASLAM KI JUWAANI.......
Sabse pahle to main apni khala ke baare me kuch bata deta hu...jo janna jaroori bhi hai....
Meri khala ka naam hai shahiba.....pyaar se ghar me unhe sabbo bulate hai.....
Wo ammi se umar me ek saal badi thi......isliye wo ammi ko appi kahti thi.....
Wo hydrabaad me rahti hai...aur unhe souhar....yani ke mere khaalu waha par ek hotel chalate hai.....chhota sa hotel....jisme sabse jyada hydrabaadi biryani bechi jati hai......
Mere khaalu ka hotel jaroor chhota sa hai...par wo 24 ghante chalta tha....jisse unki aamdani bahut thi....kyoki hotel railway station ke kareeb tha....to waha 24 ghante logo ka majma hota hi tha.....
Iske alawa khaalu ke paas 4 auto thi...to unse bhi acchi-khaadi kamaai ho jati thi.....
Is tarah se meri khala ke ghar paison ki koi kami nhi thi....bas kami thi to waqt ki...aur acchi sehat ki.....
Khalu apne hotel aur aato me sara din - raat gujaar dete the.....ghar par aate the the to bas dophar ke khane ke waqt...aur raat ko kha thoda sone ke liye....bas....
Aur mahine ke lagbhag 10 din to khalu puri raat hi baahar rahte the......apni hotel par....
Mere khaalu ke abbu kafi pahle is duniya se ruksat le chuke the....jab khalu ki umar 18 saal ki thi....aur tabhi se khalu ye hotel aur auto ka dhandha sambhalne lage the.....
Kahne ka matlab ye hai...ki khalu me apni saari jawaani apne dhandhe me jhok fi thi....aur apni sehat par barabar dhyaan nhi diya tha....bas mehnat karte rahe aur sehat ko najarandaaj karte rahe....
Jiski wajah se khalu apni umar se jyada umrdaraj dikhne lage the....aur unki sehat bhi kharaab ho chali thi....
Khaalu jyadatar hotel me baithe hi rahte the...jisse unka pet bahut aage nikal chuka tha....aur badan bhi kafi fool chuka tha....yaha tak ki wo ab jyada chal bhi nhi pate the...aur jara si mehnat me unko haafi chad jati thi....
Aur saayad khalu ki sehat ki wajah se hi uska ab tak koi bacha nhi ha...par wo ye baat maanne ko taiyaar hi nhi the ki unme koi kami hai...wo to sara dosh khala par lagate the.....aur is masle ko le kar un dono ke beech jhagda bhi hota rahta tha......
Waise to khalu ki umar abhi 42-44 saal hi hogi...par dikhne wo 55-56 ke lagte the....aur meri khala 34 ki ho kar bhi 25-26 ki ladki lagti thi....
Kala ke badan ki baat karu...to wo ek saandaar badan ki malkin thi....na kahi jyada...na hi kam....
Khala ka seena...matlab unke doodh 34 ke size ke hoge...ekdam kadak.....kamar koi 30 ke aas-paas hogi....aur sabse acchi thi unki gaand....jo sahi to nhi pata.....par 37-38 ki to hogi hi....
Kahne ka matlab ye hai ki khala ko dekh kar koi bhi mard un par fida ho jayga...khas kar ki unki gaand sekh kar....use dekhte hi maarne ka man karega....
Par khalu ke dakiyanusi khyaalon ki wajah se kisi mard ko khala ke badan ka sahi naam bhi nhi dikhta tha...kyoki khalu hamesha khaka ko parde me rahne ki hidayat dete rahte the.....
Isi wajah se khala hamesha burkhe me hi ghar se baahar kadam rakhti thi...wo bhi dheela burkha...jisme badan ki kasawat na dikhe....
Waise bhi khala jyadatar waqt ghar me bitati thi....aur jab bahar jati bhi thi...to burkhe me......
Isliye khala ka gora badan aur jyada gora ho chuka tha.....kyoki us par na to dhoop padti thi...aur na hi kisi mard ki najar.....
Khair....main to in sab baaton se anjaan yahi samjhta tha...ki khala aish ki jindagi jee rahi hai....par unki jindagi ka kadwa sach mujhe us din pata chala....jab maine ammi ko khala se baat karte huye sun liya.....
Ye baat tabki hai....jab meri ammi aur aadi ji ka najayaj rishta aage bad chuka tha...aur main bhi unke is najayaj riste ka raajdaar ban chuka tha....
To ab main ammi ke kamre me befikr ho kar ghus jata tha...kyoki ab mujhe is baat ka koi dar nhi tha ki ammi kus haalat me hogi....wo nangi bhi hogi to koi badi baat nhi thi....
To ek din aise hi main aur ammi apne ghar me the...aur main TV dekh raha tha....wahi ammi apne kamre me aaraam farma rahi thi...
To kuch der baad main bhi ammi ke sath aaraam karne ki khwahis se unke kamre me chala gaya......aur jaise hi main kamre me dakhil hua to maine dekha ki ammi bistar par nangi leti hui kisi se baat kar rahi thi....
Pahle mujhe laga ki wo aadi ji ka phon hoga...par jab ammi ne sabbo bola...to mujhe samjh aaya ki wo meri khala se baat kar rahi hai....
To fir main bedhadak aage bada aur ammi ke paas bistar par let gaya....par ammi ne mujhe khamish rahne ka isara kiya...jise main tab samhha nhi...ki aakhir khala ke saamne khamoshi ka kya matlab....par main ammi ki baat maan kar khamosh hi raha....
Ammi( phon par)- sabbo....tu nhi janti ki mujhe teri kitni fikr hai....mera bas chale na...to tujhe us aadmi se aaj hi aazaad kar lu....par kya karu...hume samaaj me bhi to rahna hai.....
Khala- $$$$$$$$$
Ammi- ha sabbo...mujhe pata hai...par main.....ek minute rukna....
Asal me tabhi maine ammi ko chhu kar puchna chaha ki kya baat hai....to ammi ne phon ko hath se dawaya aur mujhe chup rahne ka bola....
Par main nhi mana...aur maine phon ka speekar chaalu kara liya....
Ammi- ab bol....
Khala- kya hua...koi aaya tha na....
Ammi- are nhi...tujhe to pata hai ki main kis haalat me hu...to bas ek cheeti chad gai thi....
Khala- kaha...choot par...hehehe....
Ammi- aisa hi samjh le....
Khala- waise aadi ji ke lund ka asar lagta hai.....jo ab cheeti tak tumhari choot choosne chadne lagi...warna tumhare souhar to use khol bhi nhi pate the theek se....
Ammi(choot ragad kar)- haaye....naam mat le uska....usne to meri choot ko banjar hi chhod diya tha....wo to saab ji hai...jinhone ise pani pila kar jinda kar diya...warna to murjhaai hi rahti...
Khala- haaye...kaash meri choot ko bhi koi pani pila de...meri to murjha hi gai hai....
Ammi- tu fikr mat kar...teri choot ko jinda karwane ka jimma mera...main intzaam kar rahi hu...bas kuch din aur....fir teri choot bhi khili rahegi....
Khala- sacchi....haaye meri jaan....tera bahut bada ahsaan hoga mujh par....baa tu aadi ji ka lund chalwa de meri choot me....uff..jabse dekha hai na...rabse unhi ke naam se ungli karti rahti hu....
Ammi- tu fikr mat kar...aisa hi hoga....ek minute....
Ammi aur khala ki baaten sun kar mera lund kadak ho gaya...aur mera hath ammi ke doodho par regne laga...jise dekh kar ammi thoda muskurai...aur mujhe isare se nanga hone ko bol diya....
Aur main to aise mouke chhodta hi nhi tha....kyoki aadi saab ki ijajat se main ammi ke badan ko chhom bhi sakta tha aur chhos bhi sakta tha....to main jaldi se nanga ho kar ammi ke doodho ko masalne laga....
Ammi(mera sir sahlate huye)- sun sabbo.....saab ji ko patana tumhara kaam hoga...
Khala- par main kaise....tu bolegi to wo khud hi kar dege.....
Ammi- nhi....main nhi bolne wali....main bas unko tere paas tak laaugi....fir tujhe sab karna hoga....
Khala- aisa kyo....
Ammi- wo isliye...ki saab ji apne man ki karte hai....to agar tu unke man ko bhaa gai...to wo tujhe bahut maza dege....aur main chahti hu ki tujhe bharpoor maza mile....aur iske liye tu unke dil me utarni chahiye....
Khala- main samjhi nhi...theek se bata....tune to kaha tha ki wo mere liye taiyaar hai...
Ammi- are...batati hu....
Fir ammi ne mere sir ko thapkaya to main samjh gaya ki ab ammi mujhe aage badne ka bol rahi hai...
To maine ammi ke doodho par apna muh lagaya aur dono doodh baari-baari choosne laga.....
Ammi(mera sir dawa kar)- dekh sabbo....mere kahne par wo tujhe chod to dege...par us chudaai me wo maza nhi aayga...jo unhe tab aayga...jab tu unko dil se pasand aa jaaye.....aur ek baar tu unke dil me jagah banane me kaamyaab hui na....to fir dekhna....wo tujhe aisa chodege...ki tune khwaab me bhi nhi socha hoga....
Khala- hmm..samjh gai...par uske liye main kya karu....
Ammi- aah....
Khala- kya hua...fir se cheeti...
Ammi(mujhe dekh kar)- ha....kafi badi hai....pet par ja rahi hai....
Ammi ki baat sun kar main muskuraya aur turant khusak kar unke pet ko aur kjas kar naabhi ko choomne laga..jisse ammi mast ho gai.....
Ammi- sabbo....mere saab ji aourat ko har tarah se maza dete hai...aur badle me har tarah ka maza chahre bhi hai....isliye ye yaad rakhna ki tere muh se kusi bhi tarah ki na nhi nikalni chahiye....samjhi....
Khala- matlab....
Ammi- matlab ye...ki chudaai ke douraan wo jo bhi chahe...wahi karna.....choomna-chatna....pina...sab karna hoga....
Khala- par maine aaj tak kuch bhi nhi kiya....chudaai bhi ki to bas ghusa kar dhakke khaaye...bas...aur haa...honth aur doodh bhi kuch-kuch chuswa leti hu....
Ammi- wo to....ek minute....
Fir ammi ne mujhe isara kiya to main jhat se appni ki taago ke beech baitha aur unki jaagho ko faila kar unki chut chatne laga.....
Ammi- aahh...ye cheeti bhi na....
Khala- tum uth jao na....baar-baar kaat leti hai....
Ammi- bas kuch der aur....fir bhaag jaygi...
Khala- hmm...waise kya bol rahi thi...sab karna hoga...choima, chatna, pina.....aakhir ye sab hai kya....samjhaogi....
Ammi- hmm...wo unke badan ko chatna....har hisse ko.....
Khala- ha...tumne bola tha na ki tum lund choosti ho...main bhi chois lugi...aur gote bhi...maine film me dekha hai....
Ammi- uumm....aur gaand bhi....acche se chatna....
Khala- haaye...gaand bhi....ye koun karta hai...
Ammi- main karti hu...aur yakeen maan...bada maza aata hai....
Khala- to main bhi kosis karugi....par pina kya tha...unka pani....
Ammi- wo to pina hi hoga...aur unka moot bhi....
Khala- chhee....moot koun pita hai...
Ammi- main to har roj peeti hu....ekdam garam-garam......maza aata hai.....
Khala- chhee....tum paagal ho gai ho....
Ammi(mera dir dawa kar)- uummm..aisa hi samjh le....tagdi chudaai me sab paagal hi ho kate hai....aur yakeen maan.....ye sab sunne me bura lagta hai...oar karegi na...to aisa mahsoos hoga ki fir tu kabhi na nhi karegi....
Khala- tum sach me pesaab piti ho unka.....
Ammi- hmm...har roj....kabhi to din me 3-4 baar bhi....
Khala- uff....sunne me ajeeb lagta hai....par...theek hai...kosis karoogi...
Waha ammi khala se baat kar rahi thi...aur yaha unki choit meri chusaai se geeli ho chuki thi...
To ammi ne mere sir ko thapthapaya....to main jor-jor se apni jywaan ko ammi ki choot me ander- bahar karne laga...jisse ami machal uthi.......
Main ammi ko machalta dekh khush han gaya aur choot ke sath-sath unki gaand me bhi juwaan ghusane laga....
Ammi meri harqat se puri garam ho chuki thi...aur apni kamar hila kar jhadne ki kosis karne lagi thi....
Ammi(phon par)- samjh gai sabbo....sab..aah...sab karna hoga....
Ammi ne ye baat mujhe dekh kar boli thi...aur main unka isara samjh chuka tha...
Asal me ab tak main aur ammi itne jyada besharm ho chuke the...ki main maze se ammi ka chootras bhi pita tha...aur unki pesaab bhi....aur ye sab aadi ji ki wajah se hua tha...unhone hi hum dono ko aisa besharm bana diya tha...
Khair....ammi ke kahte hi main jhuk kar ammi ki choot ke dane ko muh me dawa kar choosne laga...aur sath hi sath apna lund bhi muthyata raha.....
Ammi- ha sun...
Khala- itni jaldi pesaab kar aai...
Ammi- wo chhod..meri baat sun...humse matlab tha main, aslam aur mere saab ji....
Khala- haay...tumhare saab ji mere ghar me....par main souhar se kya bolugi....ki wo koun hai...aur tumhare sath kyo hai...
Aur ammi ki pesaab ki dhaar nikal padi...jise maine muh me lete huye halak me utarna chalu kar diya.....aur sath me apne lund ka pani ammi ki taag par nikalne laga.....
Ammi- aah...tum bol dena ki aslam ke chachu hai.....
Khala- koun se chachu....mere souhar naam se to aslam ke saare chachuyo ko jante hai...
Ammi(mera sir sahla kar)- naam se janta hai na....to naam bata dena....sakl se to janta hi nhi...
Khala- hmm...ye tareeka kaam kar sakta hai....main aaj hi baat karti hu...
Ammi- to theek hai...tu baat kar ke bata...fir main pura plan samjhaugi...ki tera milan mere saab ji se kaise hoga...theek hai...
Khala- theek hai...
Ammi- ab tu rakh...mujhe sone de....kyoki tujhe to pata hi hai....saab ji raat ko sine nhi dege...
Khala- haay teri kismat......kaash teri tarah meri bhi kismat khul jaaye...aur koi mujhe saari raat jagaaye....
Fir ammi ne phon rakha aur mujhe kheech kar apnuli baahon me sama liya...
Ammi- bhar gaya tera pet...
Main- hmm...bhar gaya....
Ammi- besharam....chal mera badan dawa de....raat bhar chuddna hai aaj.....
Main- kyo....koi khas baat hai kya raat ko....
Ammi- ha beta...kal saab ji ki chutti hai....to aaj raat par pelege....tu dawa de this da....abhi aaraam mil jaaye to theek hi rahega....
Main- hmm...
Fir ammi ulti let gai aur main unke badan ki maalish karne laga....aur sochne laga...ki meri khala ka kya hoga...jab wo aafi saab ka lund khaygi....
Khair...waqt nikla...aur wo din aa gaya...jab main apni ammi aur aadi saab ke sath plan se hydrabaad pahuche....
Is douraan meri khala ne mere khalu se ijaajat maag li thi...aur khalu bhi bade khush the ki ammi ke unke ghar jane se Khala ka akelapan thoda kam ho jayga...
Aur khaalu ko aadi sab se bhi koi paresaani nhi thi...kyoki unko yahi bataya gaya tha ki humare sath mere chachajaan aa rahe hai....janaab aashiq....
To hum khushi-khushi pkane me baithebaur udh gaye bangalire se hydrabaad ke liye.....
Ye mera aur ammi ka pkan ka pahla safar tha...aur ise yaadgaar banaya aadi saab ne....
Aadi saab ne chhote se safar ke douraan plane me bhi meri ammi ko choda...wo bhi bathroom me.....aur bathroom ke gate par nigrani ki maine....hahaha......
Wo kahani baad me kabhi...abhi hydrabaad ki baat karte hai...jaha main apni ammi aur aadi saab ke sath apni khala ke ghar ja raha tha....
Fir.....Hydrabaad airport pahuchne par hume khalu mil gaye...wo hume hi lene aaye the.....aur fir khalu ke saath hi hum sab khala ke ghar gaye..............
Raaste me maine gour kiya ki khalu baar-baar meri ammi ko ajeeb najron se dekh rahe the....
Maine socha ki saayad wo ye janne ki kosis me hai...ki meri ammi badti umar ke sath aur jyada haseen kaise dikhne lagi...
Ab unhe koun samjhata...ki ek tagde lund se chudaai hone par aourat khil hi jati hai...aur uski jawaani bapis aa jati hai.....
Khair...khaalu ko goli maaro....mujhe to intzaar tha apni khala se milne ka....aur ye dekhne ka...ki khala apne ghar me humari kaisi khatirdaari karti hai.....khas kar ki aadi saab ki......
""KHALA KE GHAR KYA HOGA...KAISE HOGA...KISKE SATH HOGA.....""