Thriller ATMAKAMI . . . . . . ability or disorder?

[The Immortal]

Chapter-28: The Wedding Reception

Update 97

jyada bimar hone ka ek fayda ye hai ki aapko kuch bhi acha nahi lagta….i mean choot… chuttad… various kind of chutiyapa. sab aadmi ke liye bejaan hote hai… aur wo samay hota hai jab ek insaan apni zindagi me mahan hota hai… example ke taur par mujhe dekh lo main na jaane kitne saalo se bimar hoon aur isiliye main mahan hoon…. Main puri raat khud ke, khud ke future ke baare me sochta hoon par mujhe yahi lagta hai ki main kuch nahi soch raha….. ab isi samay ko hee le lo… main kuch soch raha hoon lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki main kuch nahi soch raha…
“guns kaha deliver karne hai…”Daddu ne mujhse puchha…
“abhi time kya hua hai…”
“ saat bees”
“isi samay, saat din baad…char alag-alag jagah, Haryana me…Delivery kaise karoge… ”
“25-25 guns ki char potli banakar ek potli phal ke truck me, ek potli ambulance me, ek potli shadi ke liye Haryana ja rahe ek family ke saman ke sath aur ek…. Bike me mere aadmi leke jayenge…”
Paiso ka bag nikalkar maine Daddu ke saamne rakha, jisme maine wahi note rakhe the jo maine us ambulance se loota tha…
“isme toh sirf 7 laakh hai…..”
“ye jewellery….”ek aur bag Daddu ki table par rakhkar main muskuraya “aadha abhi, baki delivery time. Haryana me jin char jagah par tumhe maal pahuchana hai uska address main tumhe nahi dunga, bas main tumhare aadmiyo ko root bataunga aur wo usko follow karenge…. Police ka khatra nahi chahiye apun ko.”
“khatarnak…”paiso ke sath jwellery table par apni taraf kheech-kar Daddu bola “khatarnak… ekdum full planning ke sath. Ekdum…. Kya bolte hai usko angrezi me…… I like you… ajmeri ke kothe ki jo randi chahiye wo le lo aaj… apun ki taraf se tohfa….”
“sach…”
“Daddu ki jubaan hai…”
“thik hai phhir..”aankho me ho rahi jalan ko shant karne ke liye apni aankho ko mijte hue maine kaha“Ajmeri chahiye…. Milegi ?”
Mere itna bolte hee Daddu aur waha mauzood uske sabhi aadmiyo ki chok ho gayi.. chok toh meri bhi hui par main normal hee bana raha… kyunki Daddu ab kar bhi kya sakta tha, usne mujhe jubaan di thi… upar se thahra paiso ka lalchi…usne ek baar paiso ki taraf dekha aur phhir haan kar diya.
“lekin aaj nahi… kal.. kal raat me….”
“aaj kyun nahi..”
“samjha karo Daddu bhai, already subah se do baar ho chuka hai….. ”
“hihihihi…I like you”
“I like you too….Daddu bhai, aapne us din kya mara us laundiya ko… sala idhar se belt, udhar se danda…phhir **. Matlab maza aa gaya dekh ke… full enjoyment… main toh aapka fan ho gaya us din se… aapke sath ek photo lena magta apun ko, bole toh yun bindas style me aur ek autograph bhi… aapki photo ko apun frame karake apne ghar ki deewar pe latyega aur bade-bade aksharo me likhwayega ki… ye hai DD- Diler Daddu…”
“aur uske neeche Ganga-Jamuna ka baadshah bhi likhwana…”
“bilkul…”
Daddu ke sath selfie lekar aur ek mude hue paper me Daddu ka autograph ke sath ek katta lekar main waha se nikal gaya….
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Har din main khud se do jhooth zaroor bolta hoon… pahla subah me… ki… aaj ka din achchha hoga aur dusara raat me ki….aaj ka din achchha raha…. Baki kuch achchha hota toh nahi phhir bhi main har din ye repeat karte rahta hoon…
Aaj subah bhi jab main 2 ghante ki lambi neend lekar utha toh khud se kaha ki… aaj ka din achchha hoga aur apna bag lekar A-3 ki taraf badha. Remember, A-3…? mera purana ghar… jaha main ek saal se bhi adhik samay tak raha tha. waise maine jis din David ko A-3 me pela tha, usi din soch liya tha ki ab main un sabki shakl tak kabhi nahi dekhunga… lekin ek chiz jo mere dimag me har din ghoomte rahti thi wo ye ki jis dost ne itne mushqil samay me mere sath diya, maine uski hee insult ki… uske hone wali biwi ki insult ki… ye sahi nahi tha. mana ki maine bachpan me Varun par bahut se ahsaan kiye the, lekin yadi main wo ahsaan nahi bhi karta toh bhi Varun ka kuch jyada nuksaan nahi hota… wo kisi na kisi tarah situation handle kar hee leta… lekin main… main ye nahi kar sakta tha, meri zindagi college ke sath hee khatm ho chuki thi, mere dost ke sath-sath mere gharwalo ne bhi mera sath chhod diya tha… us waqt Varun hee ekmatra tha, jisne meri emotionally aur economically bahut help ki thi… isliye mujhe uske ahsaano ka badla toh chukana hee tha aur pichhale dino raat bhar nadi ke beech bitane ke baad mujhe khayal aaya ki aise toh main kabhi bhi tapak sakta hoon toh kyun na Varun se aakhiri mulaqat kar li jaye… isiliye main yaha tha. Flat number A-3 ke saamne….
A-3 pahuchkar maine gate knock kiya…
“kamal hai 5 minute ho gaye, sale ne gate nahi khola… zaroor sonam ke sath chudayi machayi hogi kal raat me aur abhi kapde pahan raha hoga…”jab Varun ne gate nahi khola toh maine anuman lagaya…
Is beech A-3 se judi meri kayi yaade taaza hone lagi… jinhe rok-kar maine ek aur baar darwaja knock kiya….
“kya hai yar, koyi izzat hee nahi hai.... abhi batata hoon…”bolkar main thoda peechhe gaya par usi samay Varun ne gate khola… towel pahankar
“achchha hua, jo gate khol diya…warna main todne wala tha…”
“Arman tuuu.. yahaaaa”
“itna chauk kyun raha hai… main yaha rahne nahi aaya hoon, don’t worry…”gate ki taraf badhte hue main bola… lekin tabhi Varun ne mujhe rok liya
“tu andar nahi ja sakta…”
“kyun Sonam bhi hai kya andar…”
“haan, par wo baat nahi hai… tu abhi andar nahi jayega…”
“kya hua… tu mujhe rok kyun raha hai…”
“rook na be, itna hadbada kyun raha hai…”
“ab samjha…main… ki tu kyun mujhe andar nahi aane de raha, bole toh batau…”
“nahi…”
“batane de na… please”
“nahi… Arman nahi…”
“tune Sonam ke sath raat bhar chudai ki…”
“Arman…chup ho ja…”
“aur phhir thukam-thukayi karne ke baad tum dono thak-kar aise hee so gaye, jiske baad tum dono ki neend abhi mere gate knock karne pe khuli hai… tabhi toh tu towel lapet ke aaya hai…”
“aur kuch bolna hai…”peechhe mudkar Varun ne dekhte hue kaha…
“hat na… mujhe bhi dekhna hai…”
“tu mera lund dekh… bhosdiwale… jiska dekhna tha , uska toh dekha nahi… ab koyi aur dekh raha hai uska…”

 

[The Immortal]

Update 98

“Nisha…. ? Itni jaldi David se set ho gayi… Sali chhinar… mujhe toh uspe shuru se hee shaq tha… achchha hua jo chhod diya usko… warna wo apne ghar me apne maa-baap ke saamne David se chudwate rahti aur main idhar khali mutth marte rahta, sale incests… tujhe pata hai breakup se kayi mahine pahle usne mujhe choot tak nahi dikhayi.. jabki main har hafte kisi na kisi bahane kaise bhi karke use apna lund dikhata tha… jab wo yaha aati ya jab main kahi uske sath ghoomne jata toh main use ishare bhi karta ki wo mujhe dikhaye… jis par wo bolti ki… ‘Arman, meri koyi izzat hai ya nahi, tumne mujhe samajh kya rakha hai’… wah bc… jaise mere lund ki koyi izzat hee nahi…”
“Varun, kaun hai gate par… zara andar aana toh, aur ye kal raat wale bartan tumne abhi tak nahi dhoye….”andar se ek auratjaat ki aawaz aayi aur is aawaz ke aate hee Varun ne mujhe andar aane diya….
“ja…ja bartan dhokar, phhir baat karte hai…”
Varun ke waha se andar jaane ke baad maine pure flat ko dekha… flat ka toh pura look hee change ho gaya tha… deeware phhir se paint karayi gayi thi, kayi sare frames vagerah lagaye gaye the aur kayi naye saman bhi Varun laya tha… jaise naya sofa… maine apna bag ek taraf feka aur shoes pahankar hee sofe me kooda… phhir maine table me iphone dekha, jise dekhkar ek pal ko mujhe khayal aaya ki main wo iphone pel doon…. Khair maine apna wo plan drop kiya aur apne joote se ragad-ragad kar sofe ko saaf karne laga…. mera matlab joote ko saaf karne laga.
“kaisa hai tu aur kaha rahta hai aajkal…”apna hath towel se pochhate hue Varun ne puchha…
“Nehru chauk ke paas…”
“toh…kaise aana hua…”sofe me ek taraf baithkar Varun ne puchha
“tu jaisa soch raha hai, waisa nahi hai hai… main tujhse paise magne nahi aaya… balki dene aaya hoon”
“ye tune kiya… ye sofa tune ganda kiya abhi aur tu…tu shoes pahan kar sofe me baitha hai… neeche kar jaldi, warna Sonam dekhegi toh…”
“toh…”
“toh kuch nahi…”apna sar dabate hue usne kaha “tujhe samajhna itna mushqil kyun hai… tu us din toh aise gaya tha jaise kabhi laut kar nahi aayega aur phhir aaj aa gaya….”
“main toh ek khuli kitab ki tarah hoon dost, par mujhe sirf padho mat...mujhe samjho. Physics ke concept ki tarah… deeper you go, deeper I become… anyway”
“I hate physics…”
“kya fark padta hai… par dobara mat bolna ”
“thik hai… nahi bolunga… lekin tu jo sochkar yaha aaya hai, wo ab nahi ho sakta… tu chahe jitna bol le lekin mujhe maloom hai ki tu yaha rahne aaya hai… lekin bhai, I’m sorry… ab ye nahi ho sakta… tune mujhme ahsaan kiye the, maine tujhpe kiye… baat khatm aur jaldi se jaldi yaha se jaa… Sonam abhi bathroom me hai, maine use bataya hai ki mere office ka ek dost aaya hua hai….”
“tu aise kyun hadbada raha hai… ”
“aise kyun hadbada raha hoon…? meri Sonam se engagement ho chuki hai… kuch mahino baad shadi hone wali hai… hum dono sath rahte hai aur wo is duniya me sirf ek hee shaks se nafrat karti hai wo hai tu… kyunki us din tune raat me uske sath bahut galat kiya….”
“bahut galat kiya…? Aisa kya kiya tha maine…”dimag par jor dalkar maine socha…
((“tumhari himmat kaise hui…”tarrate hue Sonam mere paas aayi aur mujhe marne ke liye apna hath uthane hee wali thi ki maine uska hath pakda aur uthakar Varun ki taraf fek diya….
“ab ye mujhe chodna sikhayenge… Friendynamic ke law ne mere hath baandh rakhe hai warna main tujhe achchhe se batata ki meri himmat kaise hui… randi Sali… paise lekar lund choosne wali… tujhse toh main baad me niptunga.. tu rook do minute abhi”))
“Bad need to be punished by worse… i mean, I was just entertaining the god…yahi niyati hai, mere bhai”
“chhod usko.... waise tere peechhe bahut kand hua idhar… par teri shakl ko kya hua aur tera hath… bend kaise ho gaya”
“kya batau, ek din josh me itni jor se mutth mara ki hath hee bend ho gaya… waise tu kisi kand ki baat kar raha tha..”
“David ne police case kar diya tha, tere naam pe aur police mujhse puchh-tachh karne bhi aayi thi… mujhse unhone tere ghar ka address bhi manga tha…”
“phhir…”do cigarette muh me fasate hue maine puchha… jispar Varun naraz ho gaya...
"tujhe peena hai toh pee, main nahi piunga..."
"abey main khud ke liye hee do cigarette jala raha hoon... ek version 2.0 ke liye aur ek khud ke liye... right wali cigarette main piyunga aur left wali, 2.0... khair chhod tu, ye sab teri samajh me nahi aayega... ye sab psychological baate hai... tu aage bata, phhir kya hua..."
“phhir kya… phhir maine Sonam aur Nisha ke jariye kaise bhi karke David ko case wapas lene ke liye mana liya aur ek baat tere bhai ki shadi ho chuki hai aur wo dono 6 mahine pahle USA shift ho chuke hai… dono matlab ek tera bhai aur dusari…”
“Pandey ji ki laundiya, yani meri bhabhi… good aur mere mom-dad…”
“last month wo bhi gaye … pahle kuch problem tha builder ke license ka…”
“toh license mil gaya… wow… mera baap toh full rahis ho jayega phhir…. Sala , yadi mere paas itna paisa hota toh roj ladkiyo ko nanga karwake mutth marta…. Koyi aur khabar”
“tu pahle mujhe ek baat bata, wo tujhse itni nafrat kyun karte hai… aise-kaise koyi apne aaulad ko chhod sakta hai… tune aakhir kiya kya tha ghar me”
“kiya kya tha…? thik se toh yaad nahi… rook thodi der…”bolkar maine apne dimag me jor dala…
((“hi Arun… Esha aayi hai kya college”
“areyy hatt lawda…”
Abey… Ye toh main college pahuch gaya… 2.0 , thoda daba ke gadi aage le… ghar pahucha… haan, bas..bas… bas yahi rok… ye pahucha main family episode me...
“sun be, ab main chhota nahi raha jo jab jee aaye pelte rahoge… munda kharab hua na toh main maiyya chod dunga tum sabki…”))
“oh teri… ye sab hua tha… baap re”wapas present me aate hue maine khud se kaha..
“kya… hua tha..”
“kuch nahi… kuch khas nahi… tu suna… koyi aur khabar”
“Nisha ki shadi ho gayi… last week”
“kamal hai… River View Colony me toh koyi jashn hee nahi tha…”
“hota bhi toh tujhe kaise pata chalta, tu toh Nehru chauk ke paas rahta hai na…?”
“oh haan, sala abhi tak yahi address yaad hai…”
“reception do din ke baad ka hai… Nisha ne kaha tha ki yadi mera tujhse koyi contact ho toh main tujhe reception me aane ke liye invite kar du…”
“aur tune kar diya… bakchod. Abey, wo mere maze lene ki koshish kar rahi hai aur tu… zindagi bhar lanth hee rahega tu…”
“tu shayad thik se samjha nahi…. Main bhi tere maje hee le raha hoon… kitne paise chahiye tujhe…bol…. main dunga, lekin utni baar tujhe Sonam se sorry bolna padega”
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[The Immortal]

Update 99

“aur tune kar diya… bakchod. Abey, wo mere maze lene ki koshish kar rahi hai aur tu… zindagi bhar lanth hee rahega tu…”
“tu shayad thik se samjha nahi…. Main bhi tere maje hee le raha hoon… kitne paise chahiye tujhe…bol…. main dunga, lekin utni baar tujhe Sonam se sorry bolna padega”
Varun ki last line sunkar maine uski taraf dekha… matlab dekh toh pahle bhi raha tha par is baar thoda dum lagakar dekha, muskuraya aur khamosh hee raha… yaha aane se pahle toh maine socha tha ki purane yaar itne dino baad milenge toh sare gile-shikawe door ho jayenge… lekin shayad mere karam hee aise the jise bhulaya nahi ja sakta…
“ye toh mere hee maje lene lag gaya… main maje lene me aaunga toh phhir…. Anyway, chhote logo ke kya muh lagna….”
Isliye main sofe se utha aur bistar me pade apne bag ko uthakar wapas sofe me baitha…shoes pahankar
“maine pura hisab kiya hai tera…”apne bag se noto ki gaddi nikalkar Varun ke hath me dete hue kaha “1,46,000 ke around tune mujhpe ahsaan kiya tha… ye pure dedh laakh hai, aish kar…”
“dedh lakh, kama liya tune…itni jaldi, chori karne laga kya… waise bhi aajkal Nagpur me loot-maar jyada ho rahi hai, kuch din pahle ki baat hai kisi ne ambulance ko hee loot liya aur us ambulance me jo patient tha wo paise na hone ki vazah se hospital walo ne use admit hee nahi kiya aur wo mar gaya…. kahi wahi note toh nahi hai na ye… warna pakda jaunga… sach bata kaha se laya…”haste hue Varun ne puchha… lekin use zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki mazak-mazak me wo sach bol raha tha…. siway iske ki…ki wo note wo nahi the jo maine ambulance se paar kiya tha, ambulance wale sare rupaye toh main Daddu ko dekar aaya tha…
“tere baap se lekar aaya hoon ye paise… chup-chap le le…”
“dedh lakh… isme tune apne mobile ka bill joda kya, jo maine tujhe tere birthday pe gift diya tha… 30,000 ka tha… ab jab ahsaan chukka raha hai toh pure ahsaan chuka de… warna tujhpe bojh rahega…”
Maine apne bag me nazar dali… bag me ab sirf pachas hazar hee the…. Main kuch der tak apne bag me hee dekhta raha, jis par Varun ne taana marte hue kaha…
“kya hua engineer saab, bag khali ho gaya kya…. koyi nahi, Sonam ki taraf se ahsaan maan ke rakh le….”
“ye le, soot samet pachas diya… tu bhi kya yaad rakhega……..lawda..”
Pura bag khali karne ke baad main waha se jaane ke liye utha aur tabhi peechhe se tantanate hue Sonam aayi…
“Varun, ye yaha kya kar raha hai… is wahiyat insaan ko yaha se bahar karo, jaldi…isi waqt…”
“chup be… bhool gayi kya itni jaldi ”
“whattt…. You……… mean….”
“I mean…. I don’t care if you are my best friend’s slut or my best friend’s wife… I hate you and I’ll always do.”
“Arman , tu jaa yaha se aur aaj ke bad yaha mat aana…”kisi anhoni ki aashanka se Varun ne kaha
Main waha se jaane laga, lekin gate par pahuchkar mujhe kuch achchha nahi laga mera matlab kaha main aur kaha ye… main peechhe palta aur Varun se bola…
“Varun… main soch raha tha ki yadi us din maine Gaurav ko nahi mara hota toh wo teri behan ko aur tere khandan ki izzat ko aur kitna chodta… mujhe us din school me Gaurav ko nahi marna chahiye tha… wo teri behan ko itna chodta ki wo pregnant ho jati aur phhir tere lawde se latak kar jhool jati, galti actually Gaurav ki nahi thi… teri lund ki pyasi behan ki thi, jisne Gaurav ko seduce kiya hoga phhir uchak-uchak kar Gaurav se gand marwayi hogi… jaise ye Sonam marwati hai aur tera wo maha chutiya bhai, gandu jo college me ek ladki ke peechhe gand marwa ke suicide karne chala tha….sala chodu, mujhe use bhi marne dena chahiye tha… ab jab ahsaan chukane ki baat ho rahi hai toh yadi waqt mile toh iske baare me sochna… ya phhir meri bheekh samajh ke rakh lena… waise bhi meri bheekh pe hee jeeta tha tu… warna School me Reema ke honth chatna toh door tu uske jhat ka baal bhi nahi chat pata… achchha mara, lawda tumsabko ko us din… bahut udd rahe the betichod… baitha diya… hahaha… maza aa gaya behanchod… is Sonam ko toh choot pakad kar uthake feka tha… jhatahi , Sali, randi, chhinar, kutiya, bhosdiwali…nagdi kahi ki… mujhe milna mat tu kahi bahar, warna dayi chod dunga teri main… hattt madarchod, teri pure pariwar….”
“aaj toh main tujhe zinda nahi chhodunga…rook tu..”bagal me rakhi hockey stick uthakar meri taraf badhte hue Varun gusse se cheekha…
“na munna na… baap se panga nahi lete, peechhe chal…”bag se katta nikalkar maine kaha aur bina koyi deri kiye Varun ko pel diya… ek goli uske mathe me aur ek uske seene me….
Sonam ki toh gand fat gayi… wo jaha thi.. wahi khadi rahi… mera matlab koyi action nahi, koyi reaction nahi… yaha tak ki Varun bhi jaisa tha, waise hee tha… mere goli marne ke baad wo neeche gir raha tha… par ab wo beech hawa me atak gaya tha… uska khoon jo uske sharir se nikal kar neeche gir raha tha…wo bhi hawa me hee rooka hua tha… phhir maine khud ko dekha… main bhi un dono ki tarah atak kar raha gaya tha… bas meri aankh daye-baye ho rahi thi…..
Aur Phhir………..
“whattt…. What do You mean….ki main bhool gayi ?”
“I mean…. I don’t care if you are my best friend’s slut or my best friend’s wife… I hate you and I’ll always do.”
“Arman , tu jaa yaha se aur aaj ke bad yaha mat aana…”kisi anhoni ki aashanka se Varun ne kaha
Aur main waha se jaane laga, lekin gate par pahuchkar mujhe kuch achchha nahi laga. mera matlab kaha main aur kaha ye… kuch toh jawab dena banta tha isliye main peechhe palta aur aur mere peechhe palat-te hee Varun ne kaha…
“ab kya…”
“Sonam ki maa ka bhosda…. ”bolkar main hasa aur haste hue waha se bahar aaya….
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Ab mri life me na friend tha aur na hee friendynamic… ab Varun jis-se sabse jyada nafrat karta hai, wo main hoon… kuch din pahle tak yadi koyi ye bolta toh shayad hee is brahmand me kisi ko yakin hota lekin ab paasa palat chuka tha… bhavnaye palat chuki thi… dost, dushman ban chuke the aur dushman dost… kayi log ek hone ja rahe the toh kuch log alag ho chuke the… kitna sab kuch pichhale kuch mahino me change ho gaya tha aur kuch log kahte hai ki kuch hua hee nahi, meri story aage badhi hee nahi khair is dauran jo chiz nahi badli wo tha main aur physics ke laws… jaise F= ma or W=F.S etc.etc.
Itne dino me maine ek chiz jo sabse chhipa kar rakhi , yaha tak ki khud se bhi… wo ye ki us raat jab version 2 ne David ke sar me botal fodi thi, jiske baad mera aur sexy Nisha ka breakup hua tha… wo ladayi, wo kand, wo ghamasan mere aavesh me aane se ya phhir ek-do din pahle ka plan nahi tha…. abhi Nisha aur David ki reception party me aane ke baad jab maine apni ex-maal Nisha ko dekha toh mujhe khayal aaya ki… wo actually bahut pahle se hee planned tha, wo mera instant reaction nahi tha. aur iski vazah the do insaan aur do relations.
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Varun aur Sonam ka pyar maine bahut pahle hee mahsoos kar liya tha, mujhe ye ahsaas ho chala tha ki zaroor ye dono Shadi karenge… kyunki jis tarah main randiyo ko shakl se pahchan jata hoon usi tarah burchatto ko bhi pahchan jata hoon aur Varun…um-hmm… main jaanta tha ki ek na ek din, aaj nahi toh kal Varun mere paas aayega aur mujhse directly bolega ki wo Sonam ke sath rahna chahta hai jiska indirectly matlab ye hoga ki main apna saman baandh kar waha se nikal loon… ye hone hee wala tha… aaj nahi toh kal… aur jab ye hota toh meri bahut bezzati hoti… isliye wo log mujhe jaane ke liye kahe,us-se pahle hee maine waha se jaane ka nirnay le liya tha aur us raat wala kaand meri isi soch ka parinam tha. actually us raat main ek tarah se Varun aur Sonam ki zindagi sawar raha tha… unpar ahsaan kar raha tha… aur maine kiya bhi, par apne style se.

 

[The Immortal]

Update 100

Main Nisha aur David ki wedding reception me aa toh gaya tha par yaha aane ke baad mujhe laga ki mujhe nahi aana chahiye tha. yaha itne sare log the ki mujhe un sabko dekh kar hee ghin aa rahi thi… sab madarchod role marne me lage hue the yaha tak ki waiter bhi… mujhe yaha kuch bhi achchha nahi lag raha tha siway decoration ke… khana shuru ho chuka tha, isliye maine bhi ek plate pakda aur chutiyo ki tarah line me lage logo ke beech me ghusa…
“chal be… peechhe khisak… dekhta kya hai be,yahi pe ragad dunga.. chal peechhe…”ek sajjan purush ko dhakka dekar maine kaha… jis par uske peechhe khade sajjan purush ko shayad bura lag gaya…
“line se aao bhai, bahut khana hai… itna hadbadane ki zaroorat nahi hai…”
“chal be, main yaha bheekh magne nahi aaya hoon, jo line se aaun… ek toh meri maal ki shadi ho rahi hai phhir bhi main patthar me dil rakhkar khana khane aaya hoon, usme bhi tu ye expect kar raha hai ki main line me lagu…? Tera dimag toh sahi hai…? tum logo ko zinda chhod diya wahi bahut hai… aur tu sale , aur paneer dal na.. sale, bheekh de raha hai kya..lawde…. dimag kya gand me bharkar aaya hai… ”
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Isi tarah ladte-jhagadte maine apna plate bhara aur ek chair par jaha sab Orchestra ka programme dekh rahe the waha jakar peechhe baith gaya… khane ki plate lekar waha baithne wala main akela tha isliye jab main waha khane ki plate lekar baitha toh mere agal-bagal wale, mere aage-peechhe wale… mujhe aur mere khane ko ghoorne lage….
“ghoorte raho, kisi ko ek dana nahi dunga khane ka… badi mushqil se kood-fand karke laya hoon itna material… I’m a material engineer… engineer roxxxx…. Sorry sexy, tu jitna bhi try kar le… khoobsurat nahi dikhegi, isliye apne maa-baap ka paisa mat kharch kar. ab tu hai hee itni badsurat…. Upar se mujhe line de rahi hai… chal aage dekh. tujh jaiso ke toh main muh tak me na girau, mera sperm ganda ho jayea… tujhe toh bisleri tak reject kar dega… chal ab aage dekhkar ungali kar…”
“control 3.0, itna baukhlaya hua kyun hai…”
“jaise Esha ko Gautam ke sath dekhkar tu baukhlata tha, waise hee Nisha ko David ke sath dekh kar main baukhala raha hoon… waha tu college ke ladko ko pel ke apni bhadas nikalta tha yaha main in sabko pel raha hoon… kamal hai, tune 4 saal kaise kaat liye, mujhse toh aadha ghanta bhi nahi saha ja raha…”
“khana kha le….”
Maine abhi-abhi apne aage baithi jis ladki ko bura-bhala kaha tha, use meri baat itni buri lagi ki wo waha se uthkar turant chali gayi aur mere aas-paas baithe log apni jagah se uthkar dusari jagah baith gaye…. Maine apne dahine hath ki baah upar uthayi aur plate me upasthit sabhi items ko mix karke full speed ke sath khane laga, kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki jo ladki abhi yaha se bur maan ke gayi hai wo kisi na kisi ko apne sath lekar wapas yaha aayegi…. Isliye bhalayi isi me hai ki main jaldi se apna dose lekar future kand ke liye prepared rahu… ab sala story me jinka role nahi hai, unhe bhi role dena padega….
Waise us ladki ke bur manne se yaad aaya ki maine Nisha ko lekar kayi din pahle ek sapna dekha tha, jisme maine use apne hath se goli mari thi… kamal hai wo dream toh sach hota nzar aa raha hai… kyunki Nisha par goli dagne ke liye mere paas gun bhi hai aur vazah bhi… toh kya main sach me Nisha ko goli marunga ? yadi haan, toh phhir is-se ek baat toh clear ho jayegi ki ye ability hai……
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Us raat jab A-3 me mera Nisha ke sath breakup hua tha… isme bhi maine Nisha par bahut bada ahsaan kiya tha. kyunki jab tak main wo kand nahi karta toh wo mujhse chipki hee rahti aur is tarah David jaisa ladka jo ki kafi rahis hai… sanskari hai, burchatta hai… wo Nisha ke hath se nikal jata… main David ko pasand nahi karta aur na hee kabhi karunga, lekin isme koyi do ray nahi ki Nisha ke liye David mujhse lakh guna better hai… kyunki ek toh David, Nisha ki tarah normal tha, upar se uske bachpan ka dost bhi tha… Nisha ne mujhe kabhi nahi bataya par main apne sixth sense ke jariye samajh chuka tha ki Nisha aur David ke pariwar wale un dono ki shadi karana chahte hai… isliye ek na ek din, wo din bhi aata jab Nisha ko lekar bawal hota…. Waise sach kahu toh main ghanta, Nisha ke liye uske maa-baap se nahi ladta… waise bhi main Nisha ko itni baar chod chuka tha ki uske karan ab mera lund bhi khada nahi hota tha… mera matlab, main Nisha se bore ho chuka tha… yadi Nisha ki jagah Esha hoti tab situation shayad alag hoti…
Mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki ek din Nisha bhi Varun ki tarah mujhe apni zindagi se nikal fekegi, isliye wo mujhe pahle feke aur meri bezzati ho iske pahle hee maine use fekne ka nirnay liya aur us raat A-3 me mujhe wo platform mila jaha maine Varun aur Sonam ke liye ghar toh khali kiya hee, sath me David aur Nisha ke pyar ki neev bhi dal di…. Par apne style me. lekin kamal ki baat toh ye hai ki mujhe aaj tak iske baare me pata hee nahi tha… sala mahan hone ka yahi ek nuksan hai ki main ahsaan karke bhool jata hoon…. Nisha aur Varun ko toh mera lund dho ke peena chahiye…. These thankless people
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“tumne meri friend se kya kaha…”
“chal ja na…”jisne bhi mujhe aawaz di thi use completely ignore markar maine kaha “ rasgulla bhi mix ho gaya…. tabhich maza nahi aa raha”
“Arman, tumnee…. Meri….. friend……. Seee….. kyaaa…… kahaaa…..”
Aur kha….kha…khana chhod main turant peechhe palta, kyunki is party me koyi mera name bhi janta hai, is khayal se hee kafi shocked tha. mujhe laga ki shayad Esha hogi par jab main peechhe muda toh……..
“maine tumhe toh invite nahi kiya tha… uspar bhi tum yaha aaye aur humare family guest ki insult kar rahe ho…”
“Nisha… tu…. looking hot. kya gand hai...maza aa gaya lawda.... hahaha. Mujhe nahi maloom ki tumne kya pahna hai matlab kya name hai is dress ka …par jo bhi ho, overall sab badhiya hai…”plate wahi chair ke neeche khiskate hue maine kaha…
“ab tumhari ye tricks mujhpe kaam nahi karengi Arman, isliye tumhare liye behtar yahi hoga ki tum yaha se chalte bano…”
“tu sach me mujhse pyar karti thi ya phhir meri tarah tu bhi bas timepass kar rahi thi… ye doubt clear kar de, taki baad me koyi locha na ho… wo kya hai ki mere paas already hee itne sawal hai, usme ek aur sawal…”Nisha ki aankho me aankhe dalkar maine puchha… main Nisha ko mahsoos kar sakta tha… us waqt jab main uski aankho me dekh raha tha toh wo bilkul chup khadi thi, shayad use samajh hee nahi aaya ki wo mere us sawal ka kya jawab de…. Aur phhir…
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“tumne meri friend se kya kaha…”
“chal ja na…”jisne bhi mujhe aawaz di thi use completely ignore markar maine kaha “sala, rasgulla bhi mix ho gaya….”
“Arman, tumne…. Meri….. friend……. Se….. kya…… kaha…..”
Aur kha….kha…khana chhod main turant peechhe palta, kyunki is party me koyi mera name bhi janta hai, is khayal se hee main kafi shocked tha. mujhe laga ki shayad Esha hogi aur jab main peechhe muda toh……..

 

[The Immortal]

Update 101

“…mam… oh.. hello… hi.... evening….good”apni plate wahi chair ke neeche khiska kar roomal se apna hath aur muh pochhte hue maine R.Rathi ka abhivadan kiya…
“Who the hell do you think you are? Tumne meri friend se kya kaha…”us ladki ko jise maine thodi der pahle jhada tha use saamne karke Rathi mam puchhi…
“ye itni khoobsurat ladki kaun hai, wow… hii…”uski taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha…
“say sorry to her… Arman”
“I’m so sorry, dear… please forgive me”
“okay…”us badsurat ladki ko dilasa dete hue VR boli aur use waha se wapas bhej di…
“aapko thoda ajeeb lagega par, yahi ladki thodi der pahle Nisha ke sath aayi thi… same Time, same dialogue ki tumne meri friend se kya kaha… bas story thodi different thi, usme ye Nisha ki family guest thi”
“tum kuch bhi bolte ho, itni jaldi itna jhooth laate kaha se ho ?”
“ aap chahti hai ki main iska jawab doon ?”
“no….actually, I like both you and your lies ”
“mera sar ghoom raha hai…”apne sar ke baal ko kheechte hue maine kaha “waise aap bhi yaha meri tarah langar me khane aayi ho ? ya sach me invitation mila hai…”
“tumhe kaisa lagta hai…”
“invite kiya hoga Desai ji ne…”
“tum bhi langar me nahi aaye ho, mujhe pata hai…”
“Nisha meri ex….exxxx….xxx…….. xx….x”
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“tumne meri friend se kya kaha…”
“chal ja na…”jisne bhi mujhe aawaz di thi use completely ignore markar maine kaha “sala, rasgulla bhi mix ho gaya….”
“TUMMM….. ek minute , main tumhe jaanti hoon…”
“mujhe kaun nahi jaanta…”khane ka nivala muh me dalkar maine uski taraf bina dekhe kaha…
“TUMMM… wohi ho, jo mujhse camp me mile the… kya name hai tumhara… mujhe yaad nahi aa raha… main tumhara name kaise bhool sakti hoon… oh god… Aman…. Nahi Armann… haan Armaan… tum Arman ho…”
“Angeliiiiii…lliiiiii….llliiiiii….llliiina…. Angelina…”apni plate satak se chair ke neeche rakhkar , roomal se apna hath-muh saaf karte hue main apni jagah se khada hua aur Angelina ko kheechkar gale se lagaya….
“tumhe main bata nahi sakta… ki itne salo baad tumhe dekhkar aaj kitna khush hua hoon main… matlab sare dukh-dard ek second me mit gaye… I love you….”
“what the….. leave me”
“le chaku mar, us baar ki tarah… wo nishan ab bhi hai….”Angelina ko kaskar pakadte hue maine kaha “wow, toh main khush bhi hota hoon… wakayi … khush hona kafi khushnuma hai… matlab main bina baat ke hee muskura raha hoon… pata nahi kyun, par mujhe thodi-thodi sharam bhi aa rahi hai…”
“Armaaaaan…”ghuma ke ek mukka mere pet me markar Angelina ne mujhe door kiya…
“abey teri… chal chhod”apna pet sahlate hue maine kaha aur jo ladki Angelina ke sath aayi thi jise maine thodi der pahle yani ki jise maine bahut der pahle jhada tha… use dekhkar maine uska shukriya ada karte hue kaha “kamal hai, itne chhote role me bhi tune kamal kar diya, tune toh mujhe Angelina se mila diya… love you too… chalo teeno chalkar kinare me sex karte hai… maza hee aa jayega aaj toh… tu, chhote role wali ladki… tu mera lund choosna aur Angelina, tujhe main chusunga…yaahhhhh… Angelina, I love you so much… jaldi se apni nude photo dikha… aaj toh maadharchod do-teen litre mutth marunga… sali, randi, chhinar, kutiya, bhosdiwali, teri dayi ka bur… mar ja lawdi… Sali sapne me dikhti hai…. gand me dum hai toh NH-6 me aa, gaand fad dalunga… teri sari doctori na tere gand me bhar dunga… bas tu aa ek baar, tere se bhi hisab chukana hai pichhali baar ka…. bahut role me thi.. ”
“lawda, ye kya tha be….. 2.0….? mujhe toh bina piye hee hangover ho gaya… mujhe aisa laga ki main Nisha ke wedding reception me hoon…? Par haqiqat me toh main is ghanghor ratri me apne flat ki chhat par khada Nisha ke ghar me hone wale jalse ko yahi se dekh raha hoon”
“delusions… ya phhir khuli aankh se sapna dekhna, wo bhi itni raat me chhat me khade hokar… jo bhi samajh me aaye samajh le… waise ek third option bhi hai… ”
“no….”
“yes..”
“no…”
“why….”
“because the universe is infinite…”
“ yes and there are infinite number of universes… ”
“toh…”
“toh ho sakta hai ki ye incident kisi aur universe me hue honge ya ho rahe honge… mera matlab ho sakta hai ki kisi ek me Angelina abtak tujhse mil bhi gayi hogi… aur usi ki yaad yaha achanak se tere dimag me transfer hui hogi…”
“kuch bhi..? hatt lawda… daru peene de, yaha ek zindagi toh jee nahi pa raha aur tu anginat zindagiyo ko jeene ki baat kar raha hai…”
Kayi saal pahle mujhe ek sapna aaya tha, jisme maine apne class ke ek launde ke marne ka sapna dekha tha aur phhir jab meri neend khuli toh wo sach me mar chuka tha… jise maine A DEAD DREAM(in 8th Semester….) nam diya tha. wo mera pahla aur aakhiri aisa sapna tha, jo aajtak sach hua tha… yani ki mere dimag me bahut pahle se hee thoda-thoda locha tha. apne dimag ke bare me main kabhi jyada nahi sochta aur khaskar ki tab, jab wo baat mere sapne ki ho ya phhir mere bhram ki… kyunki mujhe pata hai ki main inke baare me jitna sochunga utna jyada confuse hounga… aur ye samay confuse hone ka nahi hai. abhi kuch dino baad mujhe mere dimag ki sabse jyada zaroorat hai, jab main Daddu se deal karunga…. Waise main jyada toh nahi sochta par thoda-bahut toh soch hee leta hoon jiske according abhi jo kuch der pahle hua, wo sab ek incident ko lekar teen probable situations thi… jo mere sath hoti ya ho sakti thi, yadi main aaj raat Nisha ke wedding reception me jakar us chhote role wali ladki ko batti deta… waise ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aisa bilkul nahi hota aur meri kabhi us chhote role wali ladki se mulaqat hee nahi hoti, ye bhi ho sakta hai ki waha party me Nisha gusse se mera khoon kar deti… ya phhir main uska kar deta. Ya phhir ye ho bhi chuka hoga… kisi aur jagah me… kisi aur universe me(as per 2.0) aur jab hone-khone ki baat chal hee rahi hai toh hone ko toh ye bhi ho sakta tha ki ye reception party mere aur Nisha ki hoti aur waha David meri tarah alag baitha hota, ya phhir ye shadi mere aur Esha ki hoti aur Gautam chutiyo ki tarah us chhote role wali ladki se lad raha hota….
Kahne ka matlab ye hai ki ye antheen sambhavnaye… jo kisi na kisi duniya me hui hogi. Kahi main us waqt udas raha hounga toh kahi David toh kahi Gautam… kisi duniya me Esha mujhse waisi mohabbat karti hogi , jo main us-se is duniya me karta hoon… kahi Angelina ko maine dumb kiya hoga, jis tarah usne mujhe is duniya me kiya… kahi main superstar hounga toh kahi super chutiya, kahi main mar raha hounga toh kahi is waqt paida ho raha hounga… kisi duniya me stud , handsome hunk bhi ho sakta hoon toh kahi gay… gand-mara, hizda… kisi duniya me main Vandana Rathi ki le raha hounga toh kisi aur duniya me Vandana Rathi dildo lagakar meri le rahi hogi….. ye sab kahi na kahi ho raha hoga… (according to 2.0) par is duniya me main us party me gaya bhi nahi jaha se mere dimag me ye sab ghusna shuru hua… main toh ab bhi apne flat ki chhat me cigarette peete hue apne dilemma ko physics se relate karne ki bajay khulla mutth mar raha tha… mujhe koyi dar nahi tha ki koyi mujhe dekh lega ya phhir koyi meri is harqat par mera mazak udayega… mind ko relax karne ke liye maine mobile me full sound me bf chalu kiya aur Vandana Rathi ko apne aage doggy style me jhuka hua assume karke shuru ho gaya… aur jald hee Vandana Rathi ke garden ko apne shwet boondo se pavitra kar diya…
“Sali, Shag Man se panga leti hai… 2.0, ek aur baar ho jaye kya…”
“hat be Mutth-Manav…”

 

[The Immortal]

Update 102

Chapter-29: Recall-3/The Love Show

Mujhpar jin do logo ka prabhav sabse pada hai… unme se ek Esha hai aur dusara Arun. Esha ki baat baad me karunga… pahle Arun…
Main college ke dino me aksar confuse hota tha ki main use copy karta hoon ya wo mujhe… kyunki hum dono ki kayi aadatein, pasand kafi milti –julti thi… hum dono ke dost bhi same the aur dushman bhi… kabhi-kabhi toh hum dono use bhi apna dushman bana kar pel dete the, jise hum jaante tak nahi the. yadi wo Arun ka dushman hai toh mera bhi dushma hai aur yadi Arun ka dost hai toh mera bhi dost hai… bole toh buy 1 get 1 free wala offer… meri nazar me wo is duniya ka sabse coolest guy tha aur uski nazar me main…! siway 8th Semester ke kuch aakhiri dino ko chhodkar…. Kyunki un dino wo ladkiyo ki tarah mujhe blame karne laga tha ki uske sath jo bhi hua, hostel ke ladko ke sath job hi hua… sab meri vazah se hua… mera matlab police ki maar ne uska level thoda sa gira diya tha.
Hum dono ka roll number bhi aage-peechhe tha aur hum dono ki understanding itni badhiya thi ki koyi bhi teacher ho, kitne bhi teacher ho… aisa ek bhi exam ya class test nahi tha… jisme humne cheating na ki ho. yaha tak ki Presentation aur viva me bhi. Presentation me professors, hod aage baith-te the aur jab wo presentation ke baad one word type conceptual question puchhte toh peechhe se Arun mujhe unke jawab diya karta tha aur Viva me meri jaangh par ungaliyo se likhkar…. Waise mostly hum dono samajh nahi pate the ki saamne wala kya kah raha hai…. par kya fark padta hai.
Mujhe nahi lagta ki Arun jaisa koyi supportive kirdar meri story ya meri life me mujhe kabhi milega… isliye aksar mera mood jab bhi jyada off hota hai ya main kuch jyada hee depressed hota hoon toh aksar college ke kuch wo incidents yaad kar leta jisme Arun shamil tha aur abhi…. main depressed tha…
“do-teen… paanch… paanch- paanch…. Dus…. Dus-do… barah”hostel se nikalkar college jate samay Arun ko pata nahi kya hua ki wo apne sare jeb se chillar nikal-nikal kar pure raaste gin raha tha…
“Arun, kisi ne mujhe aawaz di kya… par tu toh yaha hai… phhir mujhe kisne pukara…”college ke andar ghuste hee maine Arun se kaha… mera matlab puchha
“… barah-ek… terah. Yess… Aaj canteen ka jugad ho gaya mera, tujhe nahi khilaunga… dus ke do samose, chatni ke sath, phhir do rupaye ki beedi… aur ek ka chewing gum”apne sabhi jeb se chillar nikal kar ginte hue Arun ne kafi khush hokar kaha…
“mujhe kisi ne pukara kya ? Aaluuuund ?”
“tu gand mara na, Andmaaaan….. dekh, disturb mat kar… ek toh waise bhi engineering me jab se calculator use karne laga hoon, 1+1 bhi calculator me check karna padta hai…. terah… terah-do…. Pandra… total pandra rupaye… yani do samose matar ke sath, do rupaye ki beedi aur ek last me chewing gum…”
“thik hai phhir, ye le mera bag aur ekdum first desk par rakhna… aaj Deepika mam ko line dena hai,uske chal-chalan thik nahi lag rahe aaj-kal mujhe… main is lavde ke baal Gautam ko pel ke aata hoon… lagta hai, usi ne aawaz di hai mujhe, wo dekh parking me khada hai…”bag Arun ko dekar maine kaha…
“main bhi chalu kya, kahi tujhe akela jaankar pel na de… waise bhi jabse hostel walo ne Varun aur uske dosto ka gang-bang kiya hai, college ka mahol garam hai…”
“jise mujhe pelna tha, wo sab pel chuke… ab ye college royega mere name se aur yaha rahne wale log bhi…. Main is college me hostelers ki gunda-gardi us level tak le jaunga, jaha tak Sidar bhi kabhi nahi le ja sakta… Sidar toh aksar thanda pad jata hai… bas tu unhe agle saal nikalne de aur hostel ki Kaman mere hath me aane de… phhir dekhna ye bhosdiwale 6-7 saal se engineering karne walo ko kaise pelta hoon… college me saans lena duswar kar dunga inka…. Bhosdiwale jaha dikhenge wahi fodunga … Bas ek saal aur…”
“chal be, aukat me rahkar baat kiya kar… jab ragging hui thi toh kaise gand jaisi shakl bana kar lauta tha khooni ground se aur Sidar ki help se do-char ko pel kya diya khud ko bhosdiwale shurma samajhne laga…. sab Shri Arun ki sangati ka asar hai. Shri Arun ke sath rahkar tumhare aise aatu-jhatu bhi khud ko top samajhne lagte hai…”
“bhag lawde, chutiya… tumhari sale aukat hee nahi hai Shri Arman ke sath rahne ki… tu ja… jake Kurre sir se gand marwa, sale badsurat insaan.. tujhse jyada gora toh mera lund hai”
“abey randve, natural color hai ye mera… tumhare jaise aat-jhat darjano cream nahi lagata main aur sanwla hoon toh kya hua… sanwle toh bhagwan bhi the”
“jo mere se kam smart hota hai, us-se main baat nahi karta…”
“kyun…? lund leta hai kya unka…. Jo sirf apne se adhik smart dikhne walo se hee baat karega”
“chal be… tu jaa..”
“tu jaa…”
“ja.. jake gand marwa…”
“tu marwa na… tera gand bada hai…”
“bhag lavde…”
“bhag bakchod…”waha se jate hue Arun ne kaha aur main chashma-vashma lagakar parking me aaya… jaha Gautam , kuch seniors ke sath khada tha….
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Waise ek andar ki baat batau… ? mujhe kisi ne aawaz nahi di thi… wo toh mere andar hee chuluk thi ki main Gautam ko jakar neecha dikhau. Kyunki main kisi ko marte dum tak bhale na maru, lekin marte dum tak insult zaroor hoon… ye mere rag-rag me hai aur jab meri is aadat se mera bhai, mera baap nahi bach saka toh phhir Gautam kaise bach sakta hai…
Jab se maine college me saat saal se engineering kar rahe Varun ko thoka tha, tabhich se mere tevar badal gaye the… College me mera name waisich hee circulate ho raha tha, jaise body me blood. Main first year me hee jaan gaya tha ki ye college meri rakhail ban kar rahne wala hai… mujhe bas Sidar ke college se jaane ka intezaar karna tha… kyunki Sidar ke andar wo aag nahi thi, jo mere andar thi… uske andar wo gussa nahi tha, jo mere andar mere gharwalo, Esha, Gautam ko lekar tha… Sidar dinbhar kahi na kahi busy rahta , kabhi football khelne me toh, kabhi gym me, toh kabhi padhai me aur uske peechhe aaj bhi hostelers ka wo rutba nahi tha, jo ho sakta tha… jo mere rahte ho sakta tha. infact maine ek list bhi bana li thi jisme maine un logo ke naam likh rakhe the jinhe main hostel ki Kaman apne hath me aane ke baad pelne wala tha….
“kaise be, bahut udd raha hai beta tu…”jab main parking me pahucha toh Gautam ka ek dost mujhse bola…
“chup be, baap ko beta bolta hai…”
“Sidar ke dum pe uchak le, jab tak wo yaha hai… phhir tum sabko ek-ek karke hostel me hee ragad dunga…”
“abey jhat, Sidar ko jaane de ek baar… phhir dekh kaise chodta hoon main tum sabko… ye jo college me dinbhar idhar se udhar gand marwate rahte ho na, madarchodo…. college me saans lena mushqil kar dunga… abhi jo juniors se tu-tadak karte ho na… un sabse hee laat khilaunga… is duniya me yadi main sabse jyada kisi se nafrat karta hoon toh wo tu hai… tu… tu… abey tu… abey tu nahi, tera toh koyi role hee nahi hai story me.. tu hat samne se… haan Gautam, wo tu hai…tu”
“Arman, tujhe dekhkar mujhe hasi aati hai… tu kyun mujhse bhidna chahta hai, tu mujhe abhi achchhi tarah se nahi janta.. meri pahuch ka tujhe andaza bhi nahi hai… uspar se tu Esha ke peechhe bhi pada hai. uske sapne dekhna bhool ja. Abey,sale… khud ko compare kar Esha se. teri itni aukat nahi ki tu uska ek din ka bhi kharcha utha sake…. Upar se tu is firaq me hai ki wo mujhe chhodkar tere paas aayegi… ? kabhi nahi… Isliye bolta hoon… tu ja yaha se. Engineering karne aaya hai toh engineering karke chup-chap nikal ja… nahi toh, aisa hashra karunga na ki, gali me regne walo kutto se bhi badtar teri zindagi hogi… jitni baar saans lega, utni baar mere name se royega.”
“sach ?....... tujhe sach me lagta hai ki mujhe Esha ko patane ke liye wo sab karne ki zaroorat hai jo tu kah raha hai…… ya jo tune kiya hai… ? abey bhosad-lal meri history nikal ke dekh le….. I am the best and the beast…I’ll either beat you or eat you…. tujhe toh main pelunga hee, sath me tere aage-peechhe walo ko bhi pelunga. Mark my words. Abhi chalta hoon, abhi Deepika mam line me hai, phhir teri behan Divya line me aayegi aur aakhiri me Esha… aur rahi baat tere-mere comparison ki toh wo waqt hee batayega ki kiska lund kitna bada hai…. tum sabki maa ka bhosda. Ab gand me dum hai toh hath laga ke dikhao ya mera laad chat ke jao….”

 

[The Immortal]

Update 103

I am the best and the beast…I’ll either beat you or eat you…. tujhe toh main pelunga hee, sath me tere aage-peechhe walo ko bhi pelunga. Mark my words. Abhi chalta hoon, abhi Deepika mam line me hai, phhir teri behan Divya line me aayegi aur aakhiri me Esha… aur rahi baat tere-mere comparison ki toh wo waqt hee batayega ki kiska lund kitna bada hai…. tum sabki maa ka bhosda. Ab gand me dum hai toh hath laga ke dikhao ya mera laad chat ke jao….”
Maine Gautam aur uske sath khade chhote role wale ladko ko gali dekar khulla offer diya ki wo mujhpar hath uthaye. Darasal main ye chahta tha ki aisa ho kyunki uske baad Sidar un sabki dayi-mahtari kar deta… Sidar ke andar bhale hee meri jitni aag na ho, lekin uske contacts bahut the… local politician se lekar college ke director tak Sidar ka danka bajta tha… Local Politicians se contacts isliye tha kyunki election time me hostel ke launde Sidar ke kahne par rally wagerah me nikal jate, isliye aise maar-dhadh wale lafde se toh Sidar ke sar me joo tak nahi rengati thi aur rahi Director ke support ki baat toh… wo isliye, kyunki ek baar Director ki laundi ko kisi ne shayad fasa liya tha… phhir Sidar ne us ladke ko pel-pal ke pura matter close kiya tha… isiliye main chahta tha ki Sidar aur Gautam ke beech an-ban ho jaye…. Jab tak Sidar college me tha tha tab tak ye balance me tha. phhir uske baad maine do-char seniors ko pel-pal ke jaise-taise hostel ki kamaan sambhali aur phhir pure balance ki maa-behan ek kar di… na toh maine election rally me launde bheje aur na hee director ki izzat ka koyi khayal rakha… par iska matlab ye nahi ki hostelers ki power down hui thi, balki mere time me toh hostelers peak par the…
aur phhir 8th Semester me Aradhna aur Collector ke launde ko pelne ke karan sab kuch tahas-nahas ho gaya… ab meri college ki kya haalat hai, mujhe nahi pata… waise bhi, ab…..kya fark padta hai.
Toh us din parking me Gautam ne mujhe kuch nahi kiya aur na hee uske dosto ne… jis-se mera Sidar ko Gautam ke peechhe lagane ka plan flop ho gaya… isliye main waha se seedhe apne class pahucha aur Deepika mam ke gand-doodh dekhkar unhe mann me gacha-gach do-teen bar choda aur phhir Canteen me ja pahucha…
“gand maraye padhayi, mujhe physics aati hai… baki subject padhne ki kya zaroorat. One night fight karke nikal lunga subject… ”
Ye wo time tha… jab meri……. Esha aur Gautam ki bahan R.Divya se thodi-bahut baat-chit, thodi bahut hasi-mazak chalti thi… bole toh shuru-shuru ke din the. Un dino Esha aksar mujhe canteen me mil jaya karti thi… kabhi akele toh kabhi apni kuch saheliyo ke sath… aaj wo waha akeli thi… actually akele nahi thi, waha Divya bhi thi par ab wo waha se uth kar bahar jaa rahi thi… main nahi chahta tha ki ye chhote role wali ladki bahar aate waqt mujhse baat kare… lekin….
“hiiii…. Armaaan… tumne goggle kyun lagaya hai, yaha toh dhoop nahi hai…”
“mere andar bahut dard hai aur main nahi chahta ki koyi mere dard ko meri aankho se dekh le… ”
“lol… Armaaaaan….”
“okay, R.Divya…”
“itna respect kyun dete ho… tum har ladki ko…? Jo unke name ke aage R. abbreviation use karte ho…”
“lol…”
“isme kya lol…? Anyway, maine tumse kaha tha ki tum mujhe twitter par follow karo, par tumne abhi tak kiya nahi…”
“pahle 100 de, phhir karunga…”
Jiske baad R.Divya waha se katak li aur phhir maine Esha ko dekha wo is samay frootie me straw dalkar mast frootie pee rahi thi… main jaha khada tha wahi khada hokar use kafi der tak dekhta raha… kitne pyar se wo frootie pee rahi thi… yadi wo usi frootie me straw dalkar mujhe peene de toh main abhi apne ghar me batwara karake apne hisse ki sari jaydad uske naam karwa doon. Khair aisa hua nahi aur frootie peene ke baad Esha ne kisi ko call kiya aur phhir ek aur frootie ka order dekar apni nail polish dekhne lagi…. Esha ko aisa karte dekh mujhse raha nahi gaya aur do-teen jordar matlab pelam-pel matlab gand-fad lambi saans lekar main Esha ki taraf badha…
“frootie se jyada maja… maaza me aata hai… tumhe peena chahiye…”
“Armaan… tum.”
“mujhe bahut achchha lagta hai jab koyi mujhe ARMAN ki jagah ARMAAN kahta hai toh… matlab itna achchha lagta hai ki saamne wale ko kiss karne ka mann karta hai…”
“Hi… how are you…”
“kya batau tujhe ki kaisa hoon main aur bata bhi dunga toh tu samhegi nahi… mujhe samajh nahi aata ki tujhe sach me kuch samajh nahi aata ya phhir tu bas mere maje lene ke liye kuch na samajhne ka natak karti hai… Gautam bol raha tha ki tere kharche bahut hai….. ek baar haan bol de, kidney… bechkar iphone gift karunga… ”
“ye kya… tum toh kuch bol hee nahi rahe… maine puchha how are you…”
“fine…ahh.. fine… fine… fine… fine..phhine… phhhhhinnneeee aur tum…? Maine suna ki tumne suicide karne ki koshish ki thi… mujhe bolti main jaan se maar deta…lol”
Itna bolkar main hasne laga ye sochkar ki ab Esha bhi hasegi… lekin wo toh ulta aur jyada serious ho gayi… shayad use meri baat pasand nahi aayi thi… maine kuch galat kaha kya...? sala sense of humor hee nahi hai, logo ke paas…
“ahem… sorry, not-lol…”
“please go…”
“bola na sorry… mujhe laga ki ye sach nahi hoga, kisi ne aise hee afwah udayi hogi… par… sorry… I’m sorry, mujhe pata hota ki ye sach hai toh tumhe lagta hai ki main tumse kabhi is baare me puchhta…”
“no problem… waise bhi main ab us-se aage badh chuki hoon. Mujhe pata hai ki college me kayi logo ko pata hai ki maine Gautam ki khatir suicide attempt kiya par mujhe is-se jyada fark nahi padta… par jab meri best friend Divya hee mujhe ignore kare toh main kya karu....”
((“par wo toh abhi yahi se gayi na…? shayad jab ye aayi hogi, Divya ke saamne baithi hogi tab wo yaha se chali gayi…? Kitna hoshiyar hoon main… lawda ”))
“mujhe is-se jyada fark nahi padta… par jab meri best friend Divya hee mujhe ignore kare toh main kya karu....”
“face it….”
“and what about Gautam… without him I feel trapped, abandoned, empty.. lonely”
“Gaauutam...”apne gusse ko breathing ke through dissipate karke maine kaha “If you are alone then you’re strong. You just cant imagine the power of loneliness.”
“ye kahna aasan hai Arman, par aise akele rahna aasan nahi hai… yadi main wo karu jo tum mujhe kahne ko kah rahe ho toh main andar hee andar apne aap me ghut kar rah jaungi… phhir kya pata main shayad pagal bhi ho jaun. Aise akele rahne ki advice dena bahut aasan hai lekin rahna mushqil… Tum kuch nahi jaante… aajkal Gautam mujhse jyada baat nahi karta aur karta bhi hai toh rookhe andaaz me. mere suicide ke baad police case bhi hua tha…. jiske karan shayad Gautam mujhse naraz hai… wo mujhe kabhi maaf nahi karega…. ”
Apne pyar ke saamne baithkar uske pyar ke baare me sun-na ye beshak is duniya ka sabse mushqil kaam nahi hai par us-se kam bhi nahi hai… aur uspar se apni ray dena… ye toh sirf bhagwan hee kar sakta hai… kya main bhagwan hoon ? kahi aisa toh nahi ki main sach me koyi bhagwan hoon aur mujhe Dharti-lok ke kalyan ke liye bheja gaya ho…? waise bhi… mujhe bachpan se hee mahsoos hota hai ki… mera janm nahi balki avatar hua hai…
“… aajkal Gautam mujhse jyada baat nahi karta aur karta bhi hai toh rookhe andaaz me. mere suicide ke baad police case bhi hua tha…. jiske karan shayad Gautam mujhse naraz hai… wo mujhe kabhi maaf nahi karega…. ”
“acting kar raha hai wo… wo tumhe kabhi nahi chhodega…”(aur khaskar ke tab toh bilkul bhi nahi, jab use maloom hai ki main tumhe pakadne ke liye taiyar hoon)
“tum Gautam ki jagah hote aur ye sab police ka lafda meri vazah se tumhare khilaf hota toh tum kya karte…”
“main kya karta…?”
“hmm..”
“main tumhare paas aata aur tumhara hath aisich jaise abhi apne hath me pakad raha hoon waisich tumhara hath, ane hath me lekar tumhare sath frootie ke do-teen hard peg marta aur bolta.… English me bolta…ki… it doesn’t matter what you did, what you do or what you’ll do…. I love you and I’ll always do.”
“sach…”khushi se meri taraf dekhkar Esha boli…
“aasar toh isi ke hai, ab aage kya ho, mujhe kya pata…”
“Arman , tum bahut achchhe ho..”
“mujhe pata hai”
“aur handsome bhi…”
“ye bhi pata hai”
“tum basketball bhi achchha khelte ho… Gautam sir se bhi achchha…”
“yo..”
“I love you…”
“I love you too….”flow-flow me maine kaha par phhir mujhe yaad aaya ki aisa toh kabhi hua hee nahi, Esha ne toh us din I love you nahi kaha tha.. phhir aaj kaise ? aur Esha, kab se Gautam ko…. Gautam sir bolne lagi…? Ohhh…….my…….. Physics”

 

[The Immortal]

Chapter-30: Sexual Congress

Update 104

“I love you sir….”
“I love you , Esha… par tumhari tabiyat toh thik hai na, mera matlab yun achanak…. Abeeeeyyyyy teri” saamne Aradhna ko Esha ki jagah dekhkar main chauka ,buri tarah chauka… itni buri tarah ki.. chauk-kar wahi kursi samet neeche gir gaya aur isi ke sath meri aankh khuli…
“toh wo Esha thi… jiske karan aapne mujhe chhoda tha….”mera sar sahlate hue Aradhna boli aur maine koyi jawab diye bina pahle situation ko samajhna thik samjha…
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Main is waqt apne bed par leta hua tha aur Aradhna mera sar sahla rahi thi… maine deewar me tangi ghadi me time dekha aur deewar me apne dwara banaye calendar ki taraf dekha…. hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi din, taarikh, samay ka mujhe koyi andaza nahi tha… ghadi me 3 baj rahe the par, dopahar wala ya subah wala….? Confusion door karne ke liye maine khidki ki taraf dekha…
“ Khidki ka kaanch mutth colour ka dikh raha hai, toh dopahar wala hee teen hoga… maine aisa andaza lagaya.”
“aaj toh Ajmeri se milne ka din hai…”fatak se bistar se uthkar main bola “Aradhna ,chal tu khisak sixth door se…. arey waaaah, mere bolne se pahle hee chali gayi…”
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Ganga-Jamuna jaane ke liye maine NH-6 me auto rukwaya aur andar ghusa. andar mere aalawa, do aur launde baithe the… maine dono ko right side me khisakne ke liye kaha aur phhir left side me ekdum konte me baith gaya… kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki wo dono mujhe kisi bhi tarah se chhue… I just hate everyone…
Wo do ladke kisi ladki ke matter pe baat kar rahe the. Main sunna toh nahi chahta tha, par kyunki sound.. solid, liquid aur gas teeno se move kar sakti hai isliye unki conversations longitudinal wave ke roop me travel karte hue mere kaano tak pahuchi…
“tu dekh lena, Dheeraj…. yadi Sakshi ne mera pyar swikar nahi kiya toh main apne pran de dunga… phhir use samajh aayega ki main us-se kitni mohabbat karta hoon.. phhir use mera pyar samajh aayega… phhir wo mere liye aansu bahayegi ,jaise abhi uske liye aansu bahata hoon… lekin tab main is duniya se ja chuka hounga. Main marne se pahle ek suicide note bhi likhunga… jisme uska name mention karunga ki uski vazah se maine atmahatya ki hai… phhir dekhna kaise badnaam hogi wo… koyi thookega bhi nahi uske upar”
“abey, bhopu… laundi log ke peechhe itna serious nahi hone ka… choot chahiye toh ganga-jamuna ja… 100-200 me ladkiya apni gand tak marwa leti hai…. ”uska sathi bola..
“gand marwane ka 500 leti hai randiya… 100-200 us samay ka rate hai jab tera baap randi chodne jata raha hoga….”Ganga-Jamuna ki jaankari un dono ko dete hue maine kaha…
“kya bola be ?”meri taraf chauk kar wo dono dekhe aur un dono me se jiska name Dheeraj tha, yani ki jo suicide karne wale ka sathi tha usne apna daant peeskar mujhse kaha
“tu baju hat toh…”Dheeraj ko baju karke jo launda suicide karke ladki ko fasane wala tha use maine ratt se ek jhapad mara, jiske jawab me uska dost bina soche-samjhe, bina kisi planning ke mujhpar jhapta …lekin maine toh aisa hoga pahle hee soch liya tha aur main iske liye taiyar bhi tha… isliye maine samay ko thoda peechhe kiya aur Dheeraj ke mujhpar jhapatta marne se pahle hee maine uska baal pakad kar uske thobde me mukke pe mukke marne laga…. confused ?
Ab actually hua ye tha ki jab maine us pahle wale launde ko jo laundi ke pyar me suicide karne wala tha use pahla jhapad marne ke turant baad maine uske sathi par hamla kar diya tha aur is tarah jo uske dwara mujh par jhapatta marne ki meri assumption thi wo kabhi hui hee nahi…. maine wo kaha, kyunki mujhe waisa mahsoos hua…
“kyun maar raha hai be inhe….”side me auto rok-kar driving seat se hee mujhe pakadte hue auto wale ne kaha…
“chup lawda, warna tujhe bhi marunga…”bolkar maine auto wale ko dhakka diya aur un dono ka pair pakad kar ghaseet-te hue auto se bahar nikala…
“arey aakhir baat kya hai, kyun mar raha hai in dono ko…”
“kyun mar raha hu… ye sala suicide karke ek bholi-bhali masoom item ki zindagi barbad karne wala tha, in dono ki maa ko chod dalu…. Jab koyi ladkiyo ki izzat nahi karta toh mujhe bahut gussa aata hai, itna gussa ki dil toh karta hai ki goliyo se bhoon du….”katta nikalkar maine kaha “tu sun be rondu, yadi suicide kiya toh teri dayi-mahtari kar dunga… ghoorta kya hai be, kya ukhad lega….. yadi teri maa chhinar nahi hai aur tu apne baap ki aulaad hai toh uth ke muqabala kar… madarchod phhir se ghoora… lee… ”
Ek laat pelkar maine kaha
“Apṇa chatiahe tara yettheeee rahu. majhe mitra yave. Te tumhala balatkar hoila te apna vijaya hoilaa. Te tumhala ṭhara marila. Mi mhaṇalo, mhaṇuna apaṇa pita mulaga asala tara nantara karu…. ”neeche pade-pade wo jor se chillaya… “Jai Maharashtraaaaa….”
“chup bhosdike… Marathi me bolega toh dar jaunga kya… teri Aai ki choot.. teri Aai ka bhosda…”
“kolhi mulaga, kutra nahi toh… dum hai toh rook yahi”
“bahaduri aur bewkoofi me jyada fark nahi hota aur insaan ko isi fark ko pachan-na chahiye… mera yaha khada rahna bewkoofi hai aur tera apne gang ke sath mujhe dhoondhte hue River View Colony me A-3 tak aana bahaduri. Yadi teri maa chhinar nahi hai toh apne dosto ko lekar aana, warna ye raha mera mobile number… apni Aai ke bhosde ka video send kar dena… mutth marne ka jugad ho jayega… bye… aur bhoolna mat, mera naam Varun hai…” maine kaha aur waha se sadak ke dusari taraf aaya… wo dono ab bhi zameen me pade the aur auto wala unki madad kar raha tha….
“3.0… goli mar lawda… zinda kyun chhod diya…. khali-fokat me apne dushman badha raha hai… ”
“Shri Arman can live without friends but not without enemies…”
Sadak ki dusari side se maine dusara auto pakda aur Ganga-Jamuna ke liye ravana ho gaya par jab auto thodi door aage gaya toh mujhe dhyan aaya ki auto toh Ganga-Jamuna jaane ke bajay RVC ki taraf ja raha hai… maine jaldi se auto rukwaya aur auto se utarkar phhir se road ke dusari side jakar Ganga-Jamuna ke liye auto pakda aur tab mujhe dhyan aaya ki ye toh mera hee plan tha ki pahle River View Colony ki taraf jane wale ek auto me thodi der ke liye baithna aur phhir us-se utarkar apne target ki taraf wapas badhna… taaki jin do laundo ko maine abhi-abhi just pela hai, unke sathi mujhe wrong direction me dhoondhate rahe…. Ya phhir ye sab ittefaq ho sakta hai, mujhe nahi pata….. par, mujhe jo is waqt pata tha wo ye ki main pure ek din peechhe chal raha tha.
Maine parso Daddu ke samne Ajmeri ki choot aur gand marne ki apni dili ichchha jahir ki thi, jise Daddu ne swikar kar liya tha par phhir kyunki parso mera chudai karne ka koyi mood nahi tha toh maine ise ek din postponed kar diya yani ki kal ke liye…. Par kal main Ganga-Jamuna nahi aaya tha. kal sabse pahle main Varun ke paas gaya, jaha se mujhe maloom chala ki Nisha aur David ki shadi ho chuki hai aur phhir sham ko chhat me ajeeb-ajeeb sochna jisme ek baar maine Nisha se baat ki toh ek baar randi Vandana se toh ek baar Angelina se…. yani maine kal ka apna pura din aise hee waste kar diya tha.
Mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki mere kal is tarah nadarad rahne aur apna mobile band kare rahne se Daddu mujhse naraz hoga, mujhpar thoda chillayega… par jab usne mujhe dekha yani ki jab doahar main Daddu ke adde me pahucha toh wo mujhe dekhkar gussa hone ki bajay muskurane laga….
“ye sala gay toh nahi hai na…. shakl toh sala aise hee bana raha hai…”Daddu ki taraf muskurate hue main badha…
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[The Immortal]

Update 105

“ Ajmeri shayad so rahi hogi… kisi aur ke sath”
“no problem, wo kal aa nahi paya, uske liye sorry….”
“kono baat nahi… aaj aa gaya na….”
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Aaj main jab Daddu ke adde me pahucha toh wo mujhe dekhkar gussa hone ki bajay muskurane laga….
“ye sala gay toh nahi hai na…. shakl toh sala aise hee bana raha hai…”Daddu ki taraf muskurate hue main badha…
“itni der kyun kar di… Ajmeri so rahi hogi…”
“no problem, wo kal aa nahi paya, uske liye sorry….”
“kal nahi aa paya matlab…”
“kal nahi aa paya matlab… kal nahi aa paya, ab iska kya matlab….. sorry”
“kal hee toh aaya tha tu mitra”
“kal nahi parso, kal toh main apne dost Varun ke flat A-3 me tha… A-3 me, jo ki River View Colony me hai…”
“A-3 me… River View Colony ”Daddu ne jor lagakar kaha…
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“shitttt……… shitttt……. Shitttttt………….. abey gandu address kyun bataya isko, maha-bakchod aadmi hai be tu toh… kahi teri taalash me pura river view chhaan mara toh……?”
“dhatt teri, madarchod ne kal-parso bol ke confuse kar diya toh confusion me laga ki ye autowala launda hai..… waise time repeat hua kya ?”
“gand mara…”
“bahut logo ke sath dhandha kiyela hai apun, par terech jaisa bewda nahi dekha maine… jo ek din aage chala jaye. Arey chhote, tu kal idhar aaya tha, jiske baad apun dono ne pura programme set kiya aur phhir tune mere sath photo liya tha…”
“aur autograph bhi…. shayad ”
“haan… aur phhir Ajmeri wali baat…”
“achchhaaa…. toh wo kal tha… ye sale mere sapne bhi itne lambe aur real hote hai Daddu bhai ki … anyway, Ajmeri kab tak aayegi….”apni aankhe malte hue maine puchha
((yani kal na toh main Varun ke ghar gaya, na hee maine use 2,00,000 diye aur na hee Nisha ki shadi hui…? Yani mere bag me ab bhi 2 laakh honge…))
“apun tere ko udhar bhej dega thodi der me… par bheje me do chiz dal lene ka… Ajmeri se koyi badtamizi nahi aur wo jo bole sirf utna hee karne ka… is Ganga-Jamuna ki sabse anmol chiz hai Ajmeri”
“bilkul…. Ajmeri ko toh main left side se lunga”
“left side se…? tere dono side lund hai kya…”
“ye salaaa… gandu… first part me nahi tha kya, jo mere code word nahi samajh pata…”Daddu ko dekhkar maine realize kiya aur light ki speed se past me gaya aur light ki speed se wapas present me aaya… “abey… ye first part me nahi tha…”
“tune bataya nahi left side se lega matlab…”daant dikhate hue Daddu ne puchha…
“left side se lunga matlab dil se… dil left side me hota hai na…”
“dil bole toh ye…. Ye dekh…”apne baya doodh dabakar Daddu ne puchha
“aadha inch right me aur aadha inch neeche…”
“yaha…”
“exactly….”
“thik hai toh…”waha mauzood apne kayi aadmiyo me se Daddu ne ek ko saamne bulaya aur mujhe Ajmeri bai ke kothe me le jaane ke liye kaha….
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Daddu ke adde se Ajmeri ke kothe ki taraf yadi paidal chala jaye toh yahi kuch 10-15 minute ka raasta tha… maine apne jeb se Stamina RX ki ek goli nikali aur muh me dala…
“bhosdike… do toh tu room se kha ke nikla tha… ab kisliye…”
“wo sab chhod… pani toh hai hee nahi…”bolkar maine apne muh me laar create kiya aur goli nigal gaya…
“khao beta… jab side effect marega na tab samajh aayega, upar se khali pet.. tujhe yaad bhi hai ki last time khana kab khaya tha tu…”
“kal sham ko… shayad… tu faltu me tension le raha hai... abey main Shri Arman hoon…”
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“Arun, bhosdike…. result aa gaya fifth semester ka aur tu yaha mere bistar me mera blanket oodh kar bf dekh raha hai….”
“sar bahut bhari-bhari sa lag raha tha toh socha ki mind fresh kar loon…”
“sach bata, tune mutth toh nahi mara na… mere bistar me…”
“bas , nikalne hee wala tha… par…. Anyway badhai ho… 7.6 , wah launde…”
“tune result dekh bhi liya…”chauk kar maine Arun ke mobile se earphone nikala aur wahi chair me baithkar bf dekhne laga… “aawaz aur tez kar na… aaahhh…. Aaahhh ki aawaz sun-ni hai…. haan , bas itna hee … warna aur bhi log aa jayenge… chod… aur chod, bur fad de randi ka… mere paas aayegi toh aisa chodunga ki jaangh-vaangh sab ukhad dunga…. Ye dekh aise.. abey idhar dekh na…”
“shanti se dekh na be….”
“tere result ka kya hua…”
“hatt.. lawda…”
“phhir back laga kya…. lol”
“back wale me phhir se back lag gaya, lagta hai madarchod 8th semester me hee clear hoga…. ye electrical subject…. Inki maa ko chod dalu, teen-teen book se padh ke gaya tha, phhir bhi back…. Lagatar pachawi baar back laga hai electrical me. ab maine itna electrical subject padh liya hai ki Electrical walo se jyada knowledge mujhe hai… pata nahi lawda kaise copy check karte hai bitiyachod…. Mujhe copy check karne wale ka bas address de de koyi, uske purvajo tak ko chod dalunga…. Madarchod ne tamasha bana rakha hai… mahtari-chod nahi toh… hizda, bhosdiwala, suar ki aaulad… ”
“chal chhod na, waise apne class ki ek ladki ne aaj ek sawal puchha mujhse… kahe toh batau…”
“hatt lawda… apne class ki ladkiyo ki baat mat kar… randi hai sab Sali, chhinar… yadi wo mera mutth chatne ke liye magengi na… toh bhi nahi dunga unhe. Bhagwan ne unhe paida kyun kiya… unhe toh 20-30 baar mar jana chahiye tha abhi tak… Arman, main tujhe bata raha hoon… un sabki maa randi hogi… ek mutth ki paidaish nahi hai wo sab…. 10-12 logo ne ek sath unki maa ko choda hoga, jis-se un 10-12 logo ka mutth mix hokar wo paida hui hai. kudrat ka shrap hai bahinchod sab ki sab. Mera vash chale na toh roj unke muh me moot kar laat-e-laat maru… ”
“bas kar be… tera back kya laga tu toh… itna toh main bhi nahi bolta. Khair.. sawal sun…. aaj wo bade gand wali mere paas aayi aur boli ki… Arman, What is more dangerous than hatred of a woman….”
“toh tune kya kaha…”
“bhag lawda…. Mera matlab main sirf bhag kahna chahta tha lekin lawda apne aap nikal gaya… us bade gand wali ladki ki toh gand hee fat gayi… Sali mujhse romantic ho rahi thi… bolti hai ki… Arman, kya tum apni maa-behan se bhi aise baat karte ho…”
“sach…”mobile wahi bistar par fek kar Arun uthkar baith gaya aur bola “toh phhir…. Tune kya kaha…”
“wahi… jo pahli baar kaha tha…. bhag lawda…. Waise tere hisab se kya answer hona chahiye…. What is more dangerous than hatred of a woman…”
“bhag lawda…”
“hahaha…..”
“Arman…? Arman…… abey bahar aa….”
“Arun…What is more dangerous than hatred of a woman…”
“arey chhod na, Arun ko… wo dekh Ajmeri ka kotha aa gaya… ek aur josh wali goli yahi kha le, warna phhir andar Ajmeri ke saamne khayega toh tujh par hasegi… lawde ke baal, tu abhi tak bahar nahi aaya….”
“tu chup kar be, 2.0… Arun , tu jawab de… What is more dangerous than hatred of a woman…”
“arey gand maraye hatred of woman… tu abhi idhar activate ho…”
“hatt lawda… Arun, tell me…. What is more dangerous than hatred of a woman…”
“Vagina of a woman….”
“Vagina…. Correct.”apne jeb se josh wali goli muh me dalkar chooste hue maine kaha… “arey ye toh kadwi hai…”
“wo sex pills hai, Vandana Rathi ki choot nahi, jise choosega toh maza aayega… josh aaya…?”
“jeans fatne wala hai…”
“chal phhir ho jaye aaj, do-do round… main toh bolta hoon do-char goli aur mashak le… jo hoga dekha jayega… jyada se jyada mar jayega aur kya”
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[The Immortal]

Update 106

Ajmeri bai ka kotha do manzila tha aur jise Daddu ne mere sath Ajmeri bai ke kothe me bheja tha wo bina kuch bole, bina kisi se kuch puchhe… kothe me dhada-dhad andar ghusta gaya aur uske peechhe-peechhe main bhi… mera pant itna tana hua tha ki wo jab bhi peechhe palat kar mujhe dekhta uski nazar mere pant par apne-aap chali jati, jis-se mujhe yani Shri Arman ko awkward feel ho raha tha… kyunki ek toh wo launda tha upar se anjaan aur jab ek anjaan ladka… dusare anjaan ladke ke lawde ko baar-baar dekhe toh kafi ajeeb feel hota hai… uski is harqat se mujhe uspar shaq bhi hua ki kahi ye Angel Priya toh nahi…. aur ant me uski in harqato se pareshan hokar maine apne dono hatho se apna lund Dhaka aur uske peechhe-peechhe andar ghusta chala gaya….
“Ajmeri bai ka kotha toh uski choot ki tarah kafi gahra hai, maine toh socha bhi nahi tha ki itna andar tak hoga… mere under me Ajmeri bai ka kotha hota toh ek porn site bana kar ghar baithe laakho kamata. in sari randiyo ki profile banata aur jaise imdb me actor/actress ki detail hoti hai, waisich inke bhi detail dalta… inke har porn video ke do review column hote jisme ek critics review hota aur dusara user review… aur phhir aakhiri me porn video se related jo dusare porn video hai unki link… IMDB me jaise actor/actress ki height wagerah rahti hai, waise main apni us site me inke choot aur gand ka size likhta ki kitne diameter ka gand hai aur choot ka circumference kitna hai vagerah-vagerah… bole toh full technical….”
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“yaha toh koyi nahi hai… ye room toh tere dimag ki tarah khali hai…”jab Daddu ka aadmi mujhe ek room me chhodkar waha se jane laga toh maine us-se kaha…
Jispar wo mujhe ghoorkar aise dekhne laga jaise main Ajmeri ko nahi balki uski behan ko chodne aaya hoon aur mujhe gusse se apni aankhe dikha-kar waha se chala gaya… maine andaza lagaya ki shayad Ajmeri thodi der me aayegi, isliye main room ke aur andar aaya aur bistar par baitha….
“kya bolta hai, 2.0… ho jaye..”
“nahi, energy bacha ke rakh…”
“arey bahut energy hai… bhool mat, we’re Shagmen”5 feet anuman lagakar main bistar se door gaya aur waha par ek imaginary line kheechi jise sirf main ya phhir mere jaisa NH-6 Conqueror hee dekh sakta tha…
Imaginary line kheechne ke baad main gate tak gaya aur gate ko chhookar full speed ke sath bistar ki taraf dauda aur jo imaginary line maine kheechi thi, waha se seedhe jump mara….
“yeeessss…..”bistar par land karne ke baad maine kaha… aur tabhi room ke andar halchal hui…
Waha room ke andar ek aur room tha ya phhir shayad bathroom tha… jo bhi ho, par jaise hee maine bistar par land kiya, room ke andar wala darwaja khula aur ek puri nangi ladki ne mujhe andar aane ka ishara kiya….
“ye Ajmeri hai….? nahi… ye toh Ajmeri nahi hai par jo bhi hai, maal hai… ab toh lund bhi khada ho gaya hai aur pura sharir ufaan maar raha hai… ab jo bhi mile… sab chalega… phhir chahe wo suske doodh wali princy hee kyun na ho…”
Main turant bistar se kooda aur us gate ki taraf badha, jaha se us nangi ladki ne mujhe ishara kiya tha. room ke andar wo jo room tha, wo bathroom nahi tha, balki kuch aur hee tha… maine jab waha pahuchkar us room ke andar apni nazar dali toh dekha ki ek bahut bada hall uske andar tha… waha char-paanch ladkiya thi, jinke sath na jaane kaun-kaun chudai macha rahe the… koyi sofe par toh, koyi table par… koyi deewar se satakar toh koyi zameen me letkar… sirf position aur pose ka fark tha, baki kaam waha chudai ka hee ho raha tha… us nangi ladki ne mujhe andar aane ke liye kaha. Par ab main hichkicha raha tha ki andar jaun ya na jaun… sala itne logo ke beech kaun choot marega… after all main ek Yugpurush hoon aur inhone mera video banakar leak kar diya toh ? na baba na… aise ashleel kaam main nahi karunga.
“andar aao…”gate par khadi ladki ne ek aur baar mujhe kaha aur phhir palatkar waha se jaane lagi… maine uski hilti hui kamar dekhi aur sath me uska pichhwada bhi, jiske baad… maine khud se kaha ki, jo hoga dekha jayega, abhi filhal andar chalte hai.
Main us room ke andar ghusa aur us pond matka kar chalti hui ladki ke peechhe chalne laga, jab main room me aage badha toh dekha ki waha room ke andar ek kone me do-char ladkiyo ko nangi karke latkaya hua tha. unke hath upar chain se baandh diye gaye the aur muh par kala patta baandh diya gaya tha… jinhe waha mauzood kuch nange aadmi kabhi chod rahe the toh kabhi belt aur hunter se beech-beech me mar rahe the… un ladkiyo ko hunter se marte dekh mera bhi mann kiya ki main bhi un ladkiya ko maru… madarchod, itna jam se marunga ki ek hee war me chamdi ukhad dunga, in randiyo ki…. Sali rakhail… kutiya kahi ki. Inke gand me toh kohni tak pura hath dal dena chahiye. Tab inka randipan kam hoga. mujhe kamaan saaunp de toh inke choot me hath dalkar bachcha-dani fad dunga....
"WHAT THE FUCK... 3.0 ?"
"chup lawda... "
un ladkiyo me se kuch belt aur hunter ki maar se ro rahi thi toh kuch ise enjoy kar rahi thi par waha ek aisi bhi thi, jo behosh ho chuki thi…. ya phhir mar chuki thi ? mujhe confirm nahi pata… matlab uske muh se khoon aur laar ka mixture tapak raha tha aur wo saans bhi nahi rahi thi… yadi wo saans leti toh uska doodh zaroor koyi movement karta… par wo toh ekdum sithil the.
“abey, ye toh Madhulika hai…” jab main us behosh ho chuki ladki ke paas se guzra toh maine behosh ho chuki ya us mar chuki ladki ki pahchan Madhulika ke roop me ki…
“ise bhi maar dala kya Daddu ne ? hadd hai lawda… ye toh mere se bhi bada wala hai… jise mann me aata hai, use hee pel deta hai… kahi iske baap ne Daddu ko jo paise ke mamle me dhokha diya kahi uske karan toh ye sab nahi hua ? aur jab Madhulika ka ye haal hai toh phhir iske baap ko toh boti-boti karke Ganga-Jamuna ke nale me fekwa diya hoga Daddu ne… betichod, mere saamne uchak rahe the ye lawde… mar gaye na… mujhe bulana chahiye tha, mar-mar ke maa chod deta iski… choot-e-choot me belt markar choot fula deta is randi ka… Sali lund ki pujarin… mere samne badi-badi baat kar rahi thi ki… saheb, mere paas mat aaya karo, warna barbad ho jaoge…. Ab kya hua, gand fat gayi na.. randi, Sali… agle janam me phhir chodunga tujhe aur tere baap ko… aur teri maa ko aur teri beti ko bhi… hatt bitiyachod”
“bas kar be… concentrate on Ajmeri…”
Madhulika ko usi ke haal me chhodkar main aage badha aur thodi der aage badhne ke baad mujhe phhir se ek room dikhayi diya, jiske andar lejakar us nangi ladki ne mujhe chhoda aur waha se bahar chali gayi… mere us room me andar ghusne ke turant baad hee Ajmeri bathroom se bahar nikli… wo sar se lekar pair tak puri geeli thi, matlab naha kar nikli thi…
Ajmeri ne mujhe dekha aur maine Ajmeri ko… main use dekh kar muskuraya aur wo mujhe dekhkar muskurayi, par dil se nahi, matlab uski muskan me udasi mix thi. Ajmeri puri bheegi toh thi par sath hee usne green color ki saree bhi pahan rakhi thi… mujhe apne saamne dekh dahine hath se saree ko kholte hue mujhe apne paas aane ka ishara kiya….
Ajmeri ke kale ghane baal jo uske doodh tak lambe the, wo is samay do part me divide the….ek left side aur dusara right side aur dono side ke beech me wo wala portion ekdum clear dikh raha tha jaha par aurate sindoor bharti hai… jise main aaj apne mutth se bharne wala tha. Ajmeri ke baal ka right side ekdum peechhe kaan ke uspar chipka hua tha par left side wala hissa ekdum aankh ke saamne lahlaha raha tha, shayad wo bheegne ke baad apne baal pochh rahi thi par tabhi maine entry le li… Ajmeri ke sar ke kuch baal blouse ke andar bhi the jise usne mere saamne blouse se nikala. Wo ab bhi apne dahine hath me saree ka pallu liye, apni gori chikni gol nabhi se mujhe attract kar rahi thi… lund toh mera full tanka hua tha aur main is samay bas chodna chahta tha… phhir chahe wo koyi bhi aurat kyun na ho…. mere pet me ab halka-halka dard bhi shuru ho gaya tha, jise maine ignore kiya…
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Jab main kuch der aur wahi khada raha toh Ajmeri ne apne dono hath sar ke peeche kiye aur mujhe apni clean armpit dikhane lagi…
“two… three… one… ”
"abey chutiye.. two.. three ... one nahi... three... two... one..."
"chup lawda..."
two.. three..one... Counting karke main Ajmeri ki taraf badha aur use jhatke se wahi peechhe deewar se sata kar uski gardan choomne laga... choomna kya, ye bolo chatne laga… Maine apne hath se uske pet ko masla aur apni ek ungali uski nabhi ke andar dalkar apni ungali andar-bahar karne laga…
“ye kya kar raha hai tu…”
“ye mat puuuch ki kya karrr raha hu, ye puch ki kya karunga… fad dalunga teri aaj…”ek hath se Ajmeri ka muh daba kar dusare hath ki ungaliyo ko uski nabhi me teji se ghusate hue maine kaha….
Shuru me toh Ajmeri kuch nahi boli, matlab jab maine uska muh band kiya toh usne koyi virodh nahi kiya, lekin thodi der baad wo mujhe peechhe dhakelne lagi… lekin maine uske pure sharir ko peechhe deewar me de mara aur upar se apni puri body se use jakad liya, jiske karan mujhe peechhe dhakelna toh door wo ab hil tak nahi pa rahi thi. is beech main uski nabhi me lagatar apni ungali andar-bahar kar raha tha aur main jaise-jaise ye karta Ajmeri bai ki chhat-patahat badhte hee jaa rahi thi…
Mujhe kafi der baad pata chala ki mere naakhun Ajmeri bai ke nabhi me chhubh rahe the aur teji ke sath andar bahar karne ke karan Ajmeri bai ki nabhi chhil chuki thi aur uske nabhi se halka-halka khoon bhi nikalne laga tha….
“I’m sorry…”Ajmeri ko chhod peechhe hat-te hue maine us-se ek pal kaha aur phhir dusare hee pal use ghaseet kar bistar par patak diya…