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UPDATE 5
Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake
rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye
rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke
rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao
Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha
rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara
suna nahi
Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda
Shalini
aaram se
bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi
kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha
Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo
Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya
Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha
rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the
Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao
rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai
yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe
Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe
Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha
Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa
aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi
rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe
Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik
main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi
kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi
tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya
Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota
rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe
Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik
Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein
jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla
Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai
rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha
jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye
Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha
rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi
rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao
Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode
rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko
phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne
aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi
sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha
sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki
roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati
Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge
tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar
Shalini ke ilaaka
Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha
tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya
kaamini
kya hua didi
Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho
kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena
Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi
kaamini hansne lagi
kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga
wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha
yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the
rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye
woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye
unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage
tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade
jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain
aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye
dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi
rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai
tum kaun ho
rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum
jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge
rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda
batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed
rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe
jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho
rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao
main hoon vedika
aur main devika
rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge
devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye
devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha
vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho
rajkumar
haan
devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho
rajkumar
kaise
devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao
rajkumar
woh kaise
vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga
rajkumar
theek hai
woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the
Before expressions
![rajpal-yadav.gif](https://i.ibb.co/3mBQQHD/rajpal-yadav.gif)
tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....
After expressions
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Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake
rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye
rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke
rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao
Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha
rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara
suna nahi
Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda
Shalini
aaram se
bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi
kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha
Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo
Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya
Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha
rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the
Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao
rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai
yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe
Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe
Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha
Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa
aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi
rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe
Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik
main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi
kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi
tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya
Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota
rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe
Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik
Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein
jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla
Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai
rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha
jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye
Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha
rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi
rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao
Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode
rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko
phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne
aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi
sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha
sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki
roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati
Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge
tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar
Shalini ke ilaaka
Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha
tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya
kaamini
kya hua didi
Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho
kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena
Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi
kaamini hansne lagi
kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga
wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha
yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the
rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye
woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye
unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage
tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade
jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain
aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye
dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi
rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai
tum kaun ho
rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum
jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge
rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda
batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed
rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe
jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho
rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao
main hoon vedika
aur main devika
rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge
devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye
devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha
vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho
rajkumar
haan
devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho
rajkumar
kaise
devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao
rajkumar
woh kaise
vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga
rajkumar
theek hai
woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the
Before expressions
![rajpal-yadav.gif](https://i.ibb.co/3mBQQHD/rajpal-yadav.gif)
tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....
After expressions
![rajpal-yadav-rajpal-yadav-comedy.gif](https://i.ibb.co/Y0tJptC/rajpal-yadav-rajpal-yadav-comedy.gif)
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