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Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye

rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya

Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke

rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao

Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha

rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara

suna nahi

Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda

Shalini
aaram se

bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi

kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha

Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo

Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya

Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha

rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the

Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao

rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai


yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe

Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha

Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa

aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi

rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik

main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi

kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi

tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya

Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota

rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe

Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik

Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein

jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla

Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai

rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha

jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye

Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi

rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao

Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode

rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko

phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne

aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi

sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha

sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki

roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati

Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge

tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar

Shalini ke ilaaka

Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha

tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya

kaamini
kya hua didi

Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho

kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena

Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi

kaamini hansne lagi

kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga

wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha

yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the

rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye

woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye

unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage

tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade

jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain

aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye

dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi

rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai


tum kaun ho

rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum

jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge

rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda

batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed

rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe

jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho

rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao

main hoon vedika

aur main devika

rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge

devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye

devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha

vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho

rajkumar
haan

devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho

rajkumar
kaise

devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao

rajkumar
woh kaise

vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga

rajkumar
theek hai

woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the

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tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....


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UPDATE 5

Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye

rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya

Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke

rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao

Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha

rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara

suna nahi

Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda

Shalini
aaram se

bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi

kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha

Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo

Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya

Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha

rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the

Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao

rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai


yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe

Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha

Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa

aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi

rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik

main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi

kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi

tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya

Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota

rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe

Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik

Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein

jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla

Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai

rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha

jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye

Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi

rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao

Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode

rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko

phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne

aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi

sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha

sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki

roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati

Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge

tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar

Shalini ke ilaaka

Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha

tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya

kaamini
kya hua didi

Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho

kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena

Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi

kaamini hansne lagi

kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga

wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha

yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the

rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye

woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye

unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage

tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade

jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain

aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye

dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi

rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai


tum kaun ho

rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum

jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge

rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda

batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed

rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe

jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho

rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao

main hoon vedika

aur main devika

rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge

devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye

devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha

vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho

rajkumar
haan

devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho

rajkumar
kaise

devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao

rajkumar
woh kaise

vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga

rajkumar
theek hai

woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the

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tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....


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Ab dekhte devika or vedika ko kaise hara pate h jinhone ek laat se ped ko gira dia Rajkumar bhai sahab soch rehe honge kaha fas gaya m
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UPDATE 5

Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye

rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya

Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke

rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao

Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha

rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara

suna nahi

Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda

Shalini
aaram se

bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi

kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha

Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo

Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya

Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha

rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the

Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao

rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai


yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe

Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha

Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa

aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi

rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik

main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi

kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi

tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya

Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota

rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe

Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik

Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein

jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla

Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai

rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha

jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye

Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi

rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao

Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode

rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko

phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne

aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi

sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha

sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki

roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati

Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge

tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar

Shalini ke ilaaka

Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha

tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya

kaamini
kya hua didi

Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho

kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena

Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi

kaamini hansne lagi

kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga

wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha

yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the

rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye

woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye

unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage

tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade

jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain

aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye

dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi

rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai


tum kaun ho

rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum

jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge

rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda

batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed

rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe

jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho

rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao

main hoon vedika

aur main devika

rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge

devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye

devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha

vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho

rajkumar
haan

devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho

rajkumar
kaise

devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao

rajkumar
woh kaise

vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga

rajkumar
theek hai

woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the

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tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....


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UPDATE 5

Shalini ne apne kapde utaar diye
aur neeche zameen pe let gayi
apni taangein failake

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
aur phir unhone bhi apne kapde utaar diye

rajkumar ka bhavya sharir aur lund jab wahan upasthit aurto ne dekha
toh unki aankhein chaundhiya gayi
aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya

Shalini ki duniya hil gayi thi
rajkumar ke lund ko dekhke

rajkumar
ped ko pakadke khadi ho jaao

Shalini ne koi dhyan nahi diya
uska dhyan toh rajkumar ke lund pe tha

rajkumar ne Shalini ki chuchi pe thappad maara

suna nahi

Shalini uchhal gayi
aur phir usne wohi kiya
ped ko pakadke woh khadi ho gayi
uski gaand rajkumar ki taraf thi
rajkumar ne uski boor pe lund set kiya
uski kamar ko mazbooti se pakda

Shalini
aaram se

bas itna hi bol paayi thi
Shalini
aur uski cheekh nikal gayi

kyunki rajkumar ne ek hi jhatke
apna poora lund uski boor mein ghusa diya tha
lund Shalini ki boor ko cheerta hua
uski bachchedaani se ja takraya tha

Shalini rote hue
aah maa mar gayi
aah maa
uff nikaal lo
mujhe nahi chudna aah maa
aah nikaal lo
rehem karo

Shalini ki boor ne khoon ki ulti karni shuru kar di thi
aur rajkumar ne rehem nahi dikhaya
lund bahar nikaala
aur phirse pel diya

Shalini ek baar phirse cheekh padi
rajkumar itni berehmi se use chod rahe the
ki wahan khadi saari aurto ka dil dehel gaya tha

rajkumar bina ruke shaitaani dhakke maar rahe the

Shalini
aah aah mujhe maaf kar do
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
please maaf kar do
rehem karo
daya karo
main tumse bheekh maangti hoon
aah maa aah maa
bachao koi toh bachao

rajkumar
hum batana bhool gaye
humein nafrat hain un logo se
jo bina matlab dusro ko takleef dete hain
tumhari wajah se humari deviyo ko chot pahunchi
tumhari wajah se unhein takleef hui
tumhari wajah se unhein yeh sab dekhna pad raha hai


yeh bolke rajkumar balwani dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi
lekin rajkumar ne ek zara bhi parwaah nahi ki
woh bas apna kaam karte rahe

Shalini ki taangein jawab de chuki thi
uske pair neeche ko jaa rahe the
lekin rajkumar ne uski kamar ko jakad rakhkha tha

Shalini
aah maa aah maa aah maa
aah aah aah aah aaah aah maaaaaaaaaaaa

aur Shalini! ka paani nikal gaya
uska sharir buri tarah se akad gaya tha
aur woh jhatke khaa rahi thi

rajkumar ruke nahi
bas dhakke maarte rahe

Shalini rote hue
maaf kar dijiye
aah aah maaf kar dijiye
maalik mujhpe rehem kijiye
aah maalik aapki daasi se bhool ho gayi
maalik

main
gunaah ki saza milti hai
maa ki lawdi
maafi nahi

kuchh der mein Shalini ka paani phirse nikal gaya
Shalini behosh hone lagi
uski aankhein thodi si hi khuli thi

tabhi rajkumar ne apna lund nikaal liya

Shalini gid jaati agar rajkumar ne use pakda nahi hota

rajkumar ne use apni taraf kiya
woh rajkumar ke upar jhul gayi
uski vishaal kaayi chuchiya rajkumar ke seene mein dhans gayi
rajkumar ne uski ek taang uthayi
aur phirse apna lund uski boor mein pel diya
uski aah nikal gayi
aur phir dana dan dana dan
rajkumar use chodte rahe

Shalini
aah aah maalik maalik
aah maalik

Shalini ne ab rona band kar diya tha
ab uski cheekh nikal rahi thi
masti bhari cheekhein

jaise hi Shalini ka teesri baar paani nikla

Shalini
maalik ab aur nahi
ab aur nahi aah maa
bahut dard ho raha hai

rajkumar ne Shalini ki ek na suni
aur use zameen pe litake chodne lage
Shalini ka kaam bas aahein bharna tha

jab tak Shalini 10 baar nahi jhad gayi
rajkumar use chodte rahe
aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaye

Shalini behosh ho chuki thi
uski boor ka bhosda ban chuka tha

rajkumar ne baakiyo ki taraf dekha
jinki haalat bahut kharab ho chuki thi

rajkumar
tum mein se bhi kisi ko apna kalyan karwana hai
toh aajao

Shalini ki saathi
ghutno ke bal baith gayi
hath jode

rajkumar
le jaao is bhosdi ko

phir rajkumar ne apne kapde pehne

aur phir woh sab Shalini ko utha le gayi

sab maa beti bahut jyada ghabra gayi thi
khaskar tanisha

sabne ek dusre ki malham patti ki

roopa man mein
yeh toh rakshas hai
main toh bach gayi
agar isne mujhe aise choda hota
toh main toh mar hi jaati

Shanti man mein
rajkumar ek maha manav hain
woh hum sabka achche se khyal rakhenge

tabhi shanti ko mehsus hua
ki uski boor se paani beh raha hai
chint mat kar meri kalmuhi
tera bhi ilaj karenge rajkumar

Shalini ke ilaaka

Shalini ka sharir se bukhaar se tap raha tha

tabhi kaamini wahan agayi
usne jab dekha Shalini ki boor ki haalat
uska kaleja bahar ko aagaya

kaamini
kya hua didi

Shalini
aah kameeni kutti
woh insaan nahi hai
woh ek rakshas hai
aaj tak aah koi mard mera ek baar bhi paani nahi nikaal paaya tha
aur usne mera ek baar nahi 10 baar paani nikal diya
meri boor andar se chhil gayi hai
aisa lagta hai kisi ne khanjar utar diya ho

kaamini
maine aapko aagah kiya tha
ki thoda pyar se kaam lena

Shalini
ek baar mujhe uthne de
sabse pehle main tujhe hi marungi

kaamini hansne lagi

kaamini man mein
hmm toh mera shak sahi tha
maharaj ko zabardasti nahi paaya jaa sakta
unhein pyar se hi paana hoga

wohin shanti ne rajkumar ko sab bata diya tha
ki duniya mein kya hua
unki aisi haalat kyun hai
jo bhi shanti jaanti thi
ab rajkumar ko pata tha

yahan sab khaana khaake sone ki tayyari kar rahe the

rajkumar ne soch liyaa tha unhein kya karna hai
jaise hi sab so gaye

woh jungle mein pahunch gaye
unhone pehle aag jalayi
aur phir ped kaatne lage
lekin woh ek ped kaatne mein hi thak gaye

unhone asmaan ki taraf dekha
aur chillàne lage

tabhi ek teer aake unki peeth mein laga
woh behosh hoke neeche gid pade

jab unhein hosh aaya
toh unhone dekha ki woh ek pinjre mein qaid hain

aur unke saamne do aurat khadi thi
dikhne mein itni khunkhaar
ki kisi ka bhi moot nikal jaaye

dono rajkumar ko hi dekh rahi thi

rajkumar
tumhari maa ko chodein
bhosdiyo
humein teer kyun maara
abhi bhi peeth mein dard ho raha hai


tum kaun ho

rajkumar
tumhari amma ke yaar hain hum

jo puchha hai uska jawab do
warna kutte ki maut maroge

rajkumar ne gate pe laat maari
lekin gate ka kuchh nahi bigda

batao kaun ho tum
unmein se ek ka rang kaala tha
aur ek ka rang safed

rajkumar
hum yahan aaye
tum sabka uddhar karne
tumhein santan dene
taaki tumhara vansh aage badhe

jhuth mat bolo
agar tum humara uddhar karne aaye the
toh itne kamzor kyun ho

rajkumar
pehle apna naam batao

main hoon vedika

aur main devika

rajkumar
haan toh vedika aur devika
humein azaad kar do
hum tumhein kuchh nahi karenge
tum jaisi bahadur aur shaktishaali mahila ka hum kya bigaaad lenge

devika aur vedika aapas mein baatein karne lagi
aur phir rajkumar azaad ho gaye

devika
yeh humara ilaaka hai
tumhein yahan nahi aana chahiye tha

vedika
kya tum sachmein humara uddhar karne aaye ho

rajkumar
haan

devika
pehle saabit karo
ki tum humare layak ho

rajkumar
kaise

devika
hum dono ko harake dikhaao

rajkumar
woh kaise

vedika
tumhein humein zameen pe patakna hoga

rajkumar
theek hai

woh teeno ghar ke bahar nikle
Rajkumar bade khush the

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tabhi devika ne ped pe ek punch maara
aur ped neeche gid gaya
vedika ne dusre ped pe laat maari
toh dusra ped neeche gid gaya....


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Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Black bhai....
Nice and lovely update....
 
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