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Incest Baadshah ~ The Tales of Debauchery
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Chalo dekhen hai veer ab kya karega apni maa se milega yaa usase pahle keara pohach jayegi Hotel 
10 min bache hai veer to late hone wala hai bas keara use dho naa de
10 min bache hai veer to late hone wala hai bas keara use dho naa de
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Amazing update bhai..ab sala rajat or pranjal kisko use krke veer ko badnaam krne ki kosshis kr rhe hai khi fs hi na jae is baar veer
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Hmm to sabse pehle aate hai suman par bhai ye bala khubsurati ke sath sath itni aggressive hogi ye to maine guess bhi nahi kiya tha bhai kya hi suman ne apna roop badla haiUpdate - 114 ~ Blunder (2)Ab tak...
Usne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi uske phone par do messages aa gaye.
Veer : huh!?
Veer ne check kiya toh paaya ki, ek purvi ka tha aur dusra... Miss Kaera ka!!!
Purvi : Hum shaam ko 6 baje milenge. Vikram!
Kaera : Tonight!! Come to my home @ 7 PM!!!
'Ahh! Shit!!! Firse nahi! The timing...!'
[Oops!]
Ab aage...
"Ye tum mujhe kaha leke jaa rahe ho?" Niharika ki ghabraati hui awaaz aayi.
Veer car drive kar raha tha aur woh sehmi sii bagal se baithi hui thi. Toh wahi peeche waali seat par Suman virajman thi. Hontho par ajeeb sii ek muskaan sajaye.
Veer : Ye samajh lo ki tumhare hi liye chal rahe hai. Wese!? Kya hua? Aur koi plan nahi bana rahi tum mere khilaaf? Hmm? Hacking didn't work after all. Right?
Niharika : M-Mein...!
Uske chehre se uska rang hi udd gaya. Veer ne kitni casually uss baat ko saamne rakh diya jis ke liye woh itna ghabra rahi thi.
Veer : Mein!? Mein kya? Kuch bolo bhi!
Niharika : N-No!
Veer : Dhyaan rahe! You...
Niharika : !!?
Veer (smiles) : ... are my slave!
Sunte hi Niharika ka badan kaanp utha. Veer usse yaad dila raha tha ki bhale hi woh kitni raees kyu na ho, bhale hi itne bade mahila mandal ki head kyu na ho, aur bhale hi kisi badi company ki HR Head kyu na ho. Antatah, woh thi toh sirf uski ek daasi hi. Ek slave!
Kitna hi mardo se kyu na nafrat rakh le. Uski jagah Veer ke lund ke neeche hi thi. Jo ki khud ek mard tha. Obviously, Veer ka ye nazariya nahi tha harr aurat ke prati. Par Niharika jesi aurat ke liye?
Yahi tareeqa sahi tha!
Bekaar sa muh banaaye Niharika window ke baahar dekhne lagi. Usse abhi ghabraahat ke saath saath itna gussa aa raha tha ki agar uska bas chalta toh yahi Veer ki zubaan kheech leti. Par...
Aisa karne ki himmat uske paas hargiz maujood nahi thi. Kyuki uske baad ke parinaam ke baare me woh sochna bhi nahi chaahti thi. Jo dhakke fir Veer baad me lagaata, uske unn chuttado pe jo zordaar thappade woh maarta, usse imagine kar ke hi achanak uske gaal laal pad gaye.
Niharika : G-Gaadi roko do minute!
Veer : Hmm?
Niharika : M-Mujhe peeche baithna hai.
Veer (smiles) : Aur kyu bhala?
Woh achanak hi uske kaan ki orr jhuka,
Veer : Darr lag raha hai?
Niharika : A-Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai! G-Gaadi roko fauran!
Veer ek shaitaani muskaan liye gaadi ko side me roka toh Niharika fatafat uth ke peeche ki seat par jaa kar baith gayi jaha Suman akeli baithi hui thi.
Kuch derr tak gaadi me yu hi khamoshi chhaayi rahi. Aur Niharika khisak ke Suman ke qareeb aayi,
Niharika : T-Tum...!
Par Suman ko Niharika ki khuspusahat sunnayi na dii.
Niharika : H-Hey!! Tch Tch! Oye! Tum...
Suman : Hmm?
Niharika : Suno!
Suman : Mm?
Niharika (khuspusaate hue) : Tum...! Mere paas tumhare liye ek bohot accha sujhaav hai.
Suman : Sujhaav?
Niharika : Haan! Ek sujhaav! Tumhe ye ek naukrani ki zindagi pasand aa rahi hai? Mein janti hu andar hi andar tum yaha se bhaagna chaahti ho. Hai na?
Suman : Huh!!? T-Tumhe kese pata?
Niharika Suman ka reaction dekh mann hi mann khush hui,
Niharika : Of course! Tum jesi prabal aurat ek tucch mard ke neeche kese reh sakti hai bhala? Mein jaanti hu tum naatak kar rahi thi. Haha!
Suman : T-Toh ab?
Niharika : Mein tumhe iss daldal se baahar nikaal sakti hu.
Suman : K-Kaise?
Niharika : Mera saath do bas! Mein jesa jesa kehti hu bas wesa wesa karna. Fir dekhna, tum aur mein. Hum dono hi iss chutiye ke changul se baahar honge.
Suman : Sach me?
Niharika (smiles) : Haan!
Suman : T-Toh mujhe kya karna hoga?
Niharika : Iski saari khabar mujhe deti rehna bas. Aur tumhe ek kaam aur karna hai. Iska mobile khol tumhe usme ek video dhundhni hai.
Suman : K-Kaisi video?
Niharika : Iss haram khor ke paas ek video hai meri. Tumhe woh dhundhni hai. Aur usse dhundhne ke baad tumhe usse delete karna hai.
Suman : Uss se kya hoga?
Niharika : Uss se kya hoga? Hahaha~ Uss se hi toh sab kuch hoga. Agar tumne ye kar diya, toh fir dekhna. Mein tumhe iss harami ki pakad se azaad kar dungi. Bas! Bas ek baar woh video haath lag jaaye.
Suman (nods) : Theek hai! M-Mein koshish karungi.
Niharika : Koshish nahi! Tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Suman : P-Par mein ye kese maan lu ki tum apni baat se paltogi nahi?
Niharika : Hmph! Niharika Bansal naam hai mera. Aaj tak aisa kabhi nahi hua ki mein apni kahi gayi baat se muqar jau. Ek baar jo zubaan de deti hu toh uss se peeche nahi hatt'ti kabhi. Aur wese bhi, tum jesi aurat toh mere under kaam karni chahiye. Uss chutiye ke neeche nahi. Tum dekhna, tumhari zindagi badal ke rakh dungi mein. Laakho kamaogi tum, laakho. Aas paas naukaar ghoomenge.
Suman : Agar aisa hai t-toh theek hai.
Niharika (smiles) : Samajhdar ho tum! Bas, lag jao apne kaam pe. Dhyaan rahe usse pata na lagne paaye.
Suman (nods) : Hmm!
Suman shaant rahi. Idhar Veer chup chaap peeche ho rahe drishya ko mirror me dekh raha tha.
Aur abhi mushqil se 3-4 minute hi huye the jab Suman ne shaanti ko bhang kiya,
Suman : Maalik! Woh dekhiye! Kulfi waale ka thela. Zara rokiye na gaadi.
Veer : Hmm? Tumhe kulfi khaani hai? Iss mausam me?
Suman : Jii! Kyuki jald hi thand aa jayegi aur fir kulfi waale dikhayi nahi denge. Kya aap bhi lenge?
Veer : Nahi!
Suman ne fir ishaare se Niharika ki orr dekha aur uss se puchna chaaha toh Niharika ne bhi sarr hila ke mana kar diya.
Kulfi? Aur woh? Baskin Robbins, Kwality walls jesi brands ki ice creams khaati thi woh. aur ye Suman kya puch rahi thi uss se? Thele me rakhi kulfi? Sawaal hi paida nahi hota. Soch bhi kese liya iss aurat ne ki Niharika Bansal aise roadside chhapri thele par khade hoke kulfi khayegi?
Gareeb logo ki choti pasand par paiso ki guroor waali muskaan liye woh Suman ko gaadi se utarte hue dekhti rahi,
Suman utar ke kulfi khareedi aur waapas se andar aake baith gayi. Uske dono haatho me ek ek kulfi thi.
Niharika : Hmm? Tum do do khaogi?
Suman (smiles) : Nahi toh!
Niharika : Toh ye dusri?
Suman (smiles) : Bataati hu! Maalik! Zara peeche aaiye na!
Veer : Kya hua?
Suman : Aaiye na! Please!
Suman ki zidd maan Veer peeche aaya toh Niharika thodi dur sarak gayi aur ekdum car ke door se chipak ke baith gayi.
Suman ne dono kulfi Veer ko thamaayi aur fir ahista se uthi,
Niharika : Huh!?
Aur agle hi pal,
"Ahhhhhh!"
Usne Niharika ko zorr se baal pakadte hue usse ghumaaya aur uska sarr backrest par daba ke uski saree upar chadha dii,
Niharika : Aahhhhhhh!! Kutti... Y-Ye tum kya kar rahi ho? Ch-Chorro mujhe... Aarrrghh!!! Nnnghhh~ C-Chorr!! Kameeni...!!!
Suman : Ab ek shabd bhi tere muh se nikla na toh abhi nanga kar ke tujhe gaadi se baahar fek dungi.
Niharika : Wh-Whaaattt? Y-You dare threaten m- Aaahhhhnnnnn!!!!!
Iske pehle ki woh kuch bol paati Suman ne uske jhutre pakad uska sarr aur zorr se kheecha aur dusre haath se uski saree ko poora upar chadha diya. Saamne ab keval Niharika ki saaf suthri choot dikh rahi thi.
Veer aashcharya me apne haatho me kulfi liye sab kuch dekh raha tha. Aur woh aur chakit tab hua jab Suman ne apna agla daav khela.
Veer ke haath se ek kulfi lete hue Suman ne Niharika ko dekha aur fir...
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa~"
Woh thandi thandi kulfi Suman ne,
Seedhe Niharika ki tapti garam choot ke hontho ko fela kar uske andar pel dii.
Niharika : Aaahahahahhhhh nnnnnnnaaa m-maaaaaa sssssssss~ N-Nikaaaloooo maaaa~ nnnnghhhhhhh~ Ayyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii... Uuuuuhuhuhuuuu
Uski choot fafkaar maarne lagi, woh macchli ki tarah chhatpatate hue apni kamar hilaane lagi. Uski garam bhatti me ek itna thanda padaarth aake ghus gaya tha. Kulfi bhi choot me jaate hi mombatti ki mom ki tarah pighalne lag gayi.
Suman : Bohot derr se dekh rahi thi iss kameeni ko. Mere maalik ko chutiya kehti hai? Kya keh rahi thi? Haram khor? Harami? Ek jhaapad dungi na randi kahi ki!!! Poori aqal thikaane aa jayegi teri.
Veer hakka bakka hoke saamne ke drishya ko dekh raha tha. Suman ka aisa vikraal roop aaj woh shayad pehli baar dekh raha tha. Upar se ye scene dekh uska neeche ka ustaad bhi josh me aa raha tha.
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Fir ek zordaar thappad ki awaaz car me fel gayi,
"Aaaaahhhhhnnnnn~"
Suman ne zorr se ek chaata Niharika ke chuttad par raseed ke maara. Woh gadraayi gaand bhi do se teen baar leher khaate hue hil ke reh gayi.
Niharika ki aankho se halke halke aasu bhi girne lage. Parantu uska muh abhi bhi gusse se bhara hua tha. Chehra laal, nichla honth daato ke neeche, baal Suman dwara khiche hue aur aankho me aasu. Yahi kuch haal tha abhi ka uska.
Suman : Kya soch rahi thi kutiya? Gaali sirf tujhe dena aati hai? Randi ki bacchi! Tune suni hi kaha hai asli gaaliya abhi. Kabhi gaav taraf jaana. Samajh aa jayega tujhe do takke ki aurat ki gaali kya hoti hai!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnnnngggggghhhh~"
Suman : Mein soch rahi thi ki ab tere iss dimaag me kuch aqal aayi hogi par nahi. Ye toh ab bhi gobar se bhara hua hai. Teri himmat kese hui mere maalik ke khilaaf aisa bolne ki haan? Aur teri aukaat toh dekho. Mujhe apni baato me fusla ke maalik ke khilaaf dhoka dene ke liye mana rahi thi? Waah re raand!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Aaahhhhnnnn! Y-You will regret it *sniff* You will regret it for s-sure!"
Suman : Chup kar! Angrezi ki chudaan! Chhipkali ki bheegi chut saali!! Ek toh mere maalik tujhe itne avsar de de ke tujhe apne neeche rakhne ka mauka de rahe upar se tu hai ki harr baar...! Kutiya! Hazaar lund dilwaungi teri gaand me mein...! Najayaz paidaish kahi ki!! Tujh jesi ameer baap ki bigdi aulaado ko theek karna acche se aata hai mujhe.
Veer bagal me baithe aankhein phaade Suman ko dekh raha tha. Ye bhala kaun sa roop le liya tha uski pyaari Suman ne?
'D-Damn!'
[It's weirdly erotic!]
'Huh!?'
Pari ki baat sunn Veer ki nazar fir Niharika ki choot par gayi jisme kulfi choot ke paani ke sang pighal ke phisalte hue uski jaangho se behna shuru ho chuki thi.
Suman ne uski muniya par haath rakha aur kulfi ki lakdi ki seek ko kheench liya. Jis se kulfi andar choot me hi reh gayi par lakdi baahar aa gayi.
Usne apne handbag me kuch tatola aur fir ek branded panty bahar nikaali,
*Slap*
"Ugghhh!"
Woh panty seedhe Suman ne Niharika ke muh par de maari,
Suman : Chal pehen isse. Dhyaan rahe. Kulfi tu nikaalegi nahi. Bhale hi pighal ke tere perro se fisal ke girne lage. CHAL PEHEN!!!
Uske chillaane par Niharika sehemte hue panty pehen'ne lagi. Par gussa abhi bhi uski naak par dhara tha.
Suman : Jab se dekh rahi thi mein maalik! Mujhse fir aur bardaasht na hua. Ye kameeni keh rahi thi ki mein aapke phone se iski koi video delete kar du. Hmph! Tune soch bhi kese liya ki mein apne maalik ke khilaaf jaungi?
Veer (smiles) : Suman! Shaant!
'Fuck! This Suman is insane!'
Suman : J-Jii maalik! Maaf kijiyega! Agar aapko kuch bhi bura laga ho toh. Mein bas-
Veer : Nahi! Koi baat nahi! Mujhe kuch bhi bura nahi laga.
Suman : J-Jii!
*Ding*
[Suman's favourability has reached 170]
'What the fuck??? Pari?? 170!? Ye aur kitna badhegi?'
[I really don't know! This woman! She's just- ... insane!]
Suman muskurayi aur seat par baith usne fir apni taange kholi,
Uski pyaari muniya nangi hoke hawa me azaad hui.
Suman : Iss randi ki saza abhi khatam kaha hui maalik.
Usne Veer ke haath se woh dusri kulfi lii jo pighal hi rahi thi.
Suman : Mmmmn~ *slurp*
Aur usse ek baar choosa. Uske baad,
"Ahhhnnn maaa~"
Uss kulfi ko apni choot me andar daal diya. Usse ye bhi samajh aa gaya ki choot me kulfi daalne par kesa mehsoos hota tha.
Suman : Ayyyiiii~ Sssssssss~ Thandi hai bohot... Meri choot sunnn pad rahi hai maalik! Ufffff ~ Ssssssss~ Haaye daiyaa~
Usne punaah roti hui Niharika ke baalo se usse pakda aur seedhe uska muh apni choot par de diya.
Suman (smiles) : Tum puch rahi thi na ki dusri kulfi kis ke liye? Ye rahi tumhari dusri kulfi!!
Niharika : Ahhhhhhnnnn~
Niharika ka muh Suman ki halke jhaat se bhari choot me ghus gaya. Jaha kulfi uske chhed se pighal ke beh rahi thi. Aur majbooran Niharika ko usse chaat ke peena hi pada.
Suman ka choot ras aur kulfi ka mishran, ek ajeeb sa flavour bana raha tha. Lekin Niharika chaah ke bhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Rote rote woh apne nafrat ki aag ko liye bas zabaan uss choot par firati rahi.
Suman : Dekh rahe ho maalik iss haraam zaadi ko!
Veer : !!?
Suman : Iss kutiya ki choot paani chorr rahi thi jab mene iski choot me kulfi daali. Soch sakte ho aap? Kitni hi giri hui aurat hai ye? Khud ko shaleenta se bhari dikhati firti hai. Par dekhiye isse maalik. Kese iski choot sirf ek kulfi daalne se geeli ho rakhi hai. Ye aukaat hai iski maalik! Iss randi ki aukaat ye hai. Aur nakhre toh dekho iske!!! Choos!!! Zorr se choos chiraan!!!
*Slurp* *Slurp*
"Hhhnnnnnnggghhh~"
Veer stabdh hoke poori ghatna ko dekhta raha. Ant me woh bas muskuraaya. Ye Suman uski sach me kuch zyada hi loyal thi. Woh driver seat par jaane ke liye hua toh peeche se Suman ne uski shirt pakad lii,
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : M-Maalik!!! Mujhe... Mujhe choomiye na!!
Iss zidd ke aage Veer ki ek na chali. Woh agle hi pal jhuka aur Suman ke rass bhare hontho ka kuch derr tak jam ke sevan kiya. Tab tak, jab tak uska jee nahi bhar gaya.
Aur waapas aake apni seat par virajman ho gaya.
Suman : Maalik hum kaha chal rahe hai?
Veer (smiles) : Kaha chal rahe hai? Bataata hu!
*Ding*
[Basic Enemy Tracker is in use.]
*Ding*
[Enemy has been spotted.]
*Ding*
[Laying down the path.]
*Vrrrrroooooooommmmmm*
Aur Veer ne apni gaadi aage badha dii!
***
"Aur ye, checkmate!!! Hahaha~" Ek ladke ki awaaz aayi.
Ek ghar ke living room me beecho beech ek table rakhi hui thi. Aur table par rakha hua tha shatranj ka khel.
Kaali gotiyo ne safed gotiyo par vijayi praapt kar lii thi.
Aur saamne baitha woh ladka muskura raha tha.
"Dekha aapne? Ye daav hamara kitna effective tha?" Usne peeche sofe par apni peeth tikaate hue kaha.
"Dekh raha hu! Fir bhi-"
"Advocate saahab! Yahi toh dikkat hai aapke saath. Aap harr paristhiti ko naap taul ke dekhte ho. Kabhi kabhi khud par confidence bhi hona chahiye. Jo chaal humne chali hai, uss par vishvaas toh rakhiye! Dekha nahi aapne? Kese poora mahila mandal hil chuka hai!?"
Bilkul! Ye awaaz thi ussi vyakti ki jo Veer ke khilaaf shadiyantra bachpan se hi rachte aa raha tha.
Pranjal!! Aur uske saamne tha~ Rajat!
Rajat : Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha ki agar hamari ladaayi uss Veer naam ke gaandu se hai toh hum mahila mandal se kyu bhid rahe hai?
'Kis lode ne isse advocate banaaya hai?' Pranjal mann hi mann Rajat ko dekh socha.
Pranjal : Aap samjhe nahi Advocate saahab! Veer ke paas Suman naam ki ek aurat hai. Mujhe nahi pata woh usse kaha se utha ke leke aaya hai ya kese usne usko apne under me kaam karne ke liye manaaya hai. Par woh aurat...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (frowns) : Hamare liye ek bohot badi samasya hai!
Rajat : Hmm!
Pranjal : Woh aurat Mahila mandal ki sadasya hai aur upar se aapke khilaaf pehle bhi morcha nikal chuki hai. Aur usse aisa karne ke liye kisne kaha hoga? Ye aap bhi jaante hai aur mein bhi.
Rajat : Uss haram khor Veer ne!
Pranjal : Exactly! Toh hamari pehli chaal yahi hai. Mahila mandal ko musibato me khada karna. Unhe baaki chakkaro me uljhaana hoga taaki unka dhyaan hamare par se hatt sake. Aur uske baad...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (smiles) : Uske baad dusre plan ko anjaam dena hoga!
Rajat : Tumhara matlab -!?
Pranjal : Of course! Of course! Suna hai Veer aapki poorv patni jii se kaafi close-
Rajat (screams) : Naam mat lo uss madarchod ka!!!! Saala saamne dikh gaya na toh bhadve ki khaal udhed dunga mein!!!
Woh gusse me uth ke khada ho gaya. Usse woh pal yaad aa gaya jab Veer uske ghar me ghus ke usse collar se pakad ke dhoya tha. Aur Nidhi ko apne sang le gaya tha.
Rajat : Mere saamne agar woh aaya na toh-
Pranjal (smiles) : Woh yahi hai! Mumbai laut chuka hai. Aur hamara agla plan wahi hai.
Rajat : Sex scandal?
Pranjal (smiles) : Exactly! Javaan launda hai meri tarah. Choot dekh ke acche acche log phisal jaate hai toh Veer kis khet ki mooli hai? Hotel me prabandh kar diya gaya hai. Aaj raat woh apni akhiri raat mazze me guzaarega aur subah- hahahahaha!!
Rajat : Subah uska khel khatam! Muh dikhane laayak nahi bachega woh.
Pranjal : Bilkul! Bilkul! Hahahaha! Par aapko waha rehna hoga. Hum me se kisi ek ka rehna zaroori hai. Taaki dekh sake sab kuch sahi se ho raha hai ya nahi. Aur mein filhaal busy hu jesa ki aap dekh hi sakte hai. Iske baad uski kartoote jayengi aapki ex wife ke paas aur tab unhe uski asliyat pata chalegi. Fir aap apna daav lagaana. Behla fusla ka apni patni ko waapas apne kareeb laana aur beta milte hi...!
Rajat (smiles) : Mujhe pata hai kya karna hai!
Pranjal : Good! Toh fir kar dijiye shuru!
Rajat : Zaroor!
Woh muskuraate hue baahar nikal gaya aur idhar andar Pranjal baithe hue saamne shatranj ke khel ko dekhta raha jab,
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hmm? Dad ka call?"
Pranjal : Dad?
Udhar se Karunesh ki awaaz aayi,
Karunesh : Kya chal raha hai tumhara?
Pranjal (smiles) : Ek suar bohot dino se ghur-ghura raha tha. Bas ussi ki khatir-dari ka intezaam kiya hai.
Karunesh : Mene tumhe mana kiya tha na? Ki abhi ye sab-
Pranjal : Don't worry dad! Iss baar intezaam tagda hai. Advocate bhi hai mere saath. Kuch gadbad hui toh ye churra lega mujhe. Par ab aur uss kameene ko chenn se jeene nahi de sakte mein.
Karunesh : Theek hai! Jo karna hai karo. Par dhyaan rahe-
Pranjal : Mujhe pata hai! Aapka naam kahi bhi nahi ucchlega. Aur ek baat aur-
Karunesh : ??
Pranjal : Mujhe ye ghar kuch khaas pasand nahi aa raha hai. Kuch aisa kariye ki mein wapas ghar laut saku. Mom ko toh miss kar hi raha hu mein. Maid ke haath ka khana mujhe suit nahi karta.
Karunesh : Jaante bhi ho tumne kya kaand kiya tha? Uske baad tumne ye soch bhi kese liya ki ghar me log tumhe aane denge? Wahi Amrit nivaas me ruko. Mein dekhta hu kya karna hai.
Pranjal : Tsk! Theek hai!
*Call ends*
Phone rakhte hi Karunesh wahi khade khade kuch socha aur fir kamre ke andar chala gaya. Par woh nahi jaanta tha ki,
Koi tha jo peeche chhup ke uski saari baato ko sunn chuka tha.
"Amrit Nivaas!!?"
***
*Screeeeecccccchhhhh!*
Gaadi aake ruki aur Veer aur baaki sabhi car se utar ke baahar aaye.
Niharika : Y-Ye...! Ye toh wahi basti hai.
Suman : Maalik?
Veer : Bas mere saath aati jao!
Veer basti me logo ki ghoorti hui nazro se hote hue aage badhta raha aur system ke bataaye gaye map ko follow karta gaya.
Location thi basti ka pichla ilaaka jaha 3-4 launde lapaadi neeche chaadar bicchaye juaa khelne me lage hue the.
Unme se kaun tha jisse Veer ko pakadna tha woh ye acchi tarah se jaan gaya. Ek pal me hi Veer ne uss ladke ki collar pakad usse uthaaya aur,
*Ding*
LIMBO!!!
*Crack*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"
Ek dardnaak cheenkh waha fel gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Seedhi tarah bataoge ya kuch aur todu marodu?
Ladka : K-Kaun hai tu?? Aaarrghh!!!!? N-Niharika madam?? M-Mahila mandal...!?? S-Suman madam?
Veer : Ohh! Toh tu inhe jaanta hai. Ab bol! Kisne tujhe paise diye ye sab karwaane ke? Haan?
Ladka : M-Mujhe kuch nahi pata. Ch-Chorr mujhe!! Saaleee!!!
*Ding*
LIMBO!!
*Crack*
Iss baar uska haath gaya.
"Aayyyiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaa!!!!!"
Ladka : B-Bataata hu uhuhhuhuu b-bataata hu!!! M-Mujhe advocate saahab ne paise diye the.
Veer : Kaun advocate?
Ladka : R-Rajat naam hai uska!
Veer (smiles) : Hmm! Basti ke logo ko ikhatta karo aur unse kaho ki aaj ke baad se basti ka koi bhi aadmi mahila mandal ke khilaaf ek awaaz tak nahi uthayega. Agar ek bhi aadmi mujhe dobaara waha nazar aaya. Toh...!
Ladka : H-Huhh!?
Veer : Poori basti gaayab karwa dunga!
Ladka (gulps) : N-Nahi! Aisa nahi hoga. Basti ke log mere kehne par gaye the. Mere kehne par hi peeche hatt jayenge. M-Mujhe chorr do ab!! Mujhe jaane do!
Veer ne dhakka deke uss namoone ko chorra aur adab ke saath palat ke waapas chal diya. Saari janta waha ki Veer ke uss andaaz ko bhaybheet hote bas dekhti reh gayi. Suman ke hontho par garv ki muskaan thi toh wahi Niharika ajeeb nigaaho se Veer ki peeth ko ghoor rahi thi.
Ek mard ki taaqat kya hoti thi ye jese usne aaj dekha tha.
Aur inhi sab kaamo me shaam ke 5 baj chuke the.
Veer : Suman?
Suman (smiles) : Jii maalik?
Veer : Tum dono ko mein waapas chorr raha hu. Ahinda se pareshani nahi khadi honi chahiye. Mujhe thoda aaj kaam hai. Mein derr se aaunga. Ghar me bhabhi ko bata dena.
Suman : Jii maalik!
Aur Veer ne unn dono ko waapas mahila mandal ke office me utaar, woh uss hotel ki orr chal diya jaha Purvi ne milne bulaaya tha.
***
Evening ~ 6:07 PM
Royal Orchid
Veer ko hotel pohuchne par hi ek ghante ke upar ka samay lag gaya. Traffic jo itna tha.
Woh apni wahi subah ki ek blue denim shirt aur black skin tight jeans me tha.
Car se utar woh hotel ki entrance me gaya. Aur waha se andar aaya.
Hotel aalishaan thi. Aur Veer ke phone me pehle se hi ek message pada hua tha.
'Our table is 4th one. I'll be joining you in 10 minutes. Please be there!'
Message Purvi ka hi tha. Veer jaanta tha ki ye aurat zaroor uski maa ke side se hi thi. Par akhir ye thi kaun?
Na hi woh Tejal ki awaaz thi aur na hi uski Maa ki. Fir thi kaun woh aurat?
Veer ek aah bharte hue table no. 4 pe jaake baith gaya. Toh waha ki ek sundar sii waitress uske paas aayi,
Waitress : What will you have Sir?
Veer : I'm waiting for someone! I'll then call you!
Waitress : Okay Sir! I'll be here only!
Aur woh waha se chali gayi. Uske jaate hi idhar hotel ki entrance se ek aurat pravesh kii toh Veer ki nazre akasmaat hi apne aap uss orr chali gayi. Aur yahi uss aurat ke saath bhi hua.
Dono ki hi nigaahein ek dusre se takraayi aur dono jese ek pal ke liye wahi jamm ke reh gaye. Bina kuch kahe hi woh jaan gaye the ki yahi woh shaks hai jiski unhe talaash thi.
Veer ne dekhte hi,
'Check!'
*Ding*
[Name : Purvi
Age : 42
Bio : Purvi, ek bohot hi mehanteey mahila hai saath hi ek housewife bhi. Pati ke sang vivaah ke baad hi woh Mumbai sheher me bas gayi. Pati, Arun sarkari school me adhyaapak hai. Parishkrat log hai kaafi aur suljhe hai insaan hai. Ek hi beta hai inka jiska naam hai, Ayush! Apni medical ki padhaayi ke liye baahar Delhi gaya hua hai. Bhavna ko apni badi behan maanti hai Purvi. Host ko bachpan me apni goad me bhi khilaaya hai kuch samay ke liye. Purvi ka itihaas bhi raazo se bhara hua hai. Pyaar dulaar bohot lutaati hai agar inhe apni orr kar liya toh.
Favourability : 36
Relationship : Assumed Maternal Aunt]
Status dekhte hi Veer ke muh se mann me yahi nikla,
'Woah!!!'
Par ye sirf status ki vajah se nahi tha.
Purvi ko dekhte hi Veer hairat me tha.
'You are telling me she's 42? Fuck I don't believe it!!!'
Purvi Veer ko dekh khud mantramugdh sii reh gayi.
Ye itna sona ladka uska Veer tha?
Woh jhatpat tezz qadmo ke saath uske qareeb aayi,
Purvi : Vikram?
Veer : Huh? Ohh! Yes!
Purvi (smiles) : Ya Veer keh ke bulau?
'Ohh! Toh inhe pata hai!?'
[Koi badi baat nahi hai Master!]
Veer (smiles) : Aapko jo bulaana ho!
Woh muskuraate hue baithi aur apna haath aage kar boli,
Purvi : I'm so sorry for the wait! Mein Purvi!
Veer ne Purvi ke narm haatho ko thaama aur handshake kiya aur apna naam Veer hi bataaya.
Purvi : Veer! Kya tumhe andaaza hai ki mein kaun hu?
Veer ne pehle hi usse check kar liya tha. Woh toh uske bete aur pati ka naam bhi jaanta tha aur beta kaha kis kaam se baahar tha ye bhi. Unke beech kya rishta tha ye bhi. Par agar Veer abhi usse ye sab bataata toh zaahir hai Purvi behosh hoke gir padti. Isliye woh bas muskuraaya aur bola,
Veer : Jii nahi! Mujhe koi andaaza nahi hai. Par mein itna keh sakta hu ki aap... Meri asal maa ki taraf se ho!
Purvi ki aankho me ek chamak sii aayi aur woh sarr hilaate hue aage ko jhuki. Usne apne agal bagal dekha aur fir woh hotel ke baahar dekhne lagi.
Veer : Kya hua?
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Kuch bhi nahi! Veer beta! Suno!
Veer : ??
Purvi : Mein tumhari muh boli maasi hu Veer. Muh boli maasi!!! Tumhari sagi maa ko mene bachpan se hi ek badi behan maana hai. Bachpan me tumne mera doodh bhi piya hai aur-
Veer : Ahem!
Veer ke tokne par Purvi ko jab ehsaas hua ki woh flow flow me kya kya bolti jaa rahi thi pehli mulaqaat me, toh uske khud ke gaal laal ho gaye.
Purvi : M-Maaf karna!
Veer : it's okay!
Purvi : Veer!!! Tumhari Maa! Aur behan!! Woh mere hi ghar pe thehre hue hai. Tejal toh... Paagal hai tumse milne ke liye. Zameen asmaan ek kar diya usne tumhe dhundhne ke liye. Ab jaake tumhari maa ne tumhara number bataya hai. Woh dono hi ab tumse milne ke liye bekaraar hai.
Veer : Ek sawaal tha.
Purvi : Pucho na!
Veer : Ye sab... Itne saal kaha the maasi? Meri Mom? Behan? Itne saalo se kya kar rahe the? Tab kyu nahi dhundhne ki koshish kii?
Iss sawaal se Purvi ke dil me jo ghaav pehle se tha udhar aur chot pohuch gayi,
Purvi : Kuch baate aisi hoti hai beta jo saamne hi kari jaati hai. Tumhare sawaal ekdum sahi hai. Par unke bhi jawaab hai. Jo tumhe apni Maa se hi milenge. Aur please...! Bhagwan ke liye Tejal ko mat dosh dena beta. Uss bechari ko toh kuch pata hi nahi tha. Pichle saal hi usse ye pata chala tha ki tum bhi ho iss duniya me. Uska ek bhai bhi hai. Uss bechaari se sab kuch chhipaaya gaya hai. Uss se nafrat mat karna beta. Uss nakaarna mat. Mene dekha hai usse din raat tumhe dhundhne jaane ke liye. P-Please...!
'So her condition was same as mine!?'
[It might be the case master!]
Veer (nods) : Jii!
Purvi (smiles) : Thank you!
Veer : Toh? Yaha kis liye bulaaya mujhe? Bas isliye?
Purvi : Kya tum apni Maa se milna nahi chaahte?
Veer : Kaun beta apni maa se milna nahi chaahega? Par... Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye itni betaab hai.
[What are you saying Master??? Apne alpha Instincts ko haawi hone mat do. Try to act like Sigma.]
Uske itna tanj kassne par hi Purvi ne apni hatheli uske haath par rakh dii,
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Nahi mere bacche! Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jesa tum soch rahe ho. Woh dono hi tumse milne ke liye betaab hai. Tumhare intezaar me paagal hai beta. Mein bata nahi sakti ki aaj mujhe tumhe apni aankho ke saamne dekh ke kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Aur mein ye daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki Bhavna tumhe dekhte hi khushi ke maare khud ke maansik santulan ko kho baithegi. Meri baat ka yakeen karo Veer!
Veer ko tabhi Purvi ke status ki akhiri line yaad aayi. Ki Purvi ko agar apni orr kiya toh woh pyaar aur dulaar khub lutayegi.
Veer : Ye toh aap saantvna ke liye keh rahi ho maasi!
'Maasi' shabd sunte hi Purvi ka badan thitur utha. Ye wahi Veer tha jisse usne apni goad me rakh apna doodh pilaaya tha bachpan me. Aaj itna bada ho chuka tha woh. Par saamne baithe kitna akela maalum pad raha tha.
Purvi ka dil paseej utha aur uski haath ki pakad Veer ke haatho me aur mazboot ho gayi. Bechaari ki aankho me bhi nami panapne lagi,
Veer : Hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna agar Maa ko aana hota toh aa na gayi hoti kabka?
Purvi : N-Nahi! A-Aisa nahi hai mere bacche-
Veer : Aisa hi hai Maasi!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 39.]
Veer : Ab dekhiye na! Mein Egypt gaya tha. Mujhe unke baare me khabar lagi thi. Itne saalo tak mein unhe dhundhta raha. Tab jaake kuch pata chala unke baare me. Unse milne gaya. Unhone pehchaana tak nahi. Aur kese pehchaanti? Mujhse matlab hota toh na meri shaqal ke baare me-
Purvi : N-Nahiiiiii!!!!
Woh zorr se chillaayi aur uth ke Veer ke bagal se aake baith gayi. Veer ko usne ek pal me apni baaho me bhar liya aur zorr se chipka liya.
Purvi : Nahiiii mere bacche! Ye sab galat hai. Aisa nahi hai.
Veer : Hamdardi ki zaroorat nahi hai maa-
Purvi (cries) : Nahhhhiiiiiii! Hamdardi nahi hai mere bacche!!! Mein hu na!!! Mein hu na..! Mein kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Meri baat ka yakeen kar mere bacche!
Veer : If you say so... Maasi!!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 45.]
Aur agle hi shan,
*Muaaaaahhhhhh*
Purvi ne Veer ke maathe ko pyaar se choom liya.
Veer ka mobile agle hi pal vibrate hua aur screen par message saaf saaf usse dikhayi de raha tha.
'10 Minutes are left for 7.'
Message tha...
Kaera ka!
'Shiiiittttttt!!!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
This update consists of more than 4.9k words. Normal length se kahi zyada bada update hai. Kuch parivaarik samasyao ke chalte updates late hai. Aap samajh hi rahe honge Ghar ki sthiti kya hoti hai jab koi sadasya sansaar chorr ke chala jaata hai. Toh bas uss se ubhar rahe hai. Baaki, harr baar ki tarah hi, likes thokne ka aur revos rakhne ka yaara!
Dhanyavaad!
Niharika ko najane kitne mouke de raha hai veer par ye sali maane tab na use pata hai ki wo kuch nahi kar sakti kyu ki agar usne kuch kiya to veer puri duniya ke samne use nanga karega wo ye bata janti hai or bhai sahab suman kya hi galiya peli hai Niharika ko yaar aisi to maine aaj tak nahi suni or suman ne apni loyalty proof ki
Or ek bar to veer bhi dang reh gaya suman ki is personality se or sabse badi baat suman ki favourability badh gayi or kya hi sahi badhi hai yaar 170 ye chota ank nahi hota bro
Well veer ne us bashti walo ke aise morche ke sargana ko pakad ke aisa maroda ki uski gaand mud gayi sab rajat ki aisi gaand fategi ki usme carry ka rip moniter bhi bina thook ke ghuss jayega but d3khte hai carry bhai wo moniter dete haiya nahi
Chalo ek bar ke liye hi sahi Niharika ko laga to sahi ki mard ki taqat kya hoti hai ab shayad kuch to sudhar aaye
Well uske bad humne dekha ki do suar kaise satranj ka game baja rahe hai par inhe kya pata ki veer inka hi game bajane wala hai well advocate nam ke suar ke jate hi jjangli suar ka phone aaya or usne baat kar ne ke sath hi amrit nivas ka naam liya
Meybe sure ki amrit nivas ka ek aham raaz hai past se well ye suar veer ko galiya to badi achchi bak raha tha but kya kare veer veer hai inki tarah suar nahi haina rajat bete teri to chhaya chudne wali hai well iske sath jo hoga wo dekhna bada hi dilchasp hoga dekh te hai ye or pranjal plan main kamyaab hote haiya nahi
Or koi to tha jisne karunesh ke muh se amrit nivas sun liya lagta hai ek familiar toofan aane wala hai maza yega
Ab aate hai meeting ki taraf to purvi ne aate hi ek bomb fod diya ki use pata hai uska naam veer hai vikram nahi well usse koi ghanta far nahi padta par dheere dheere purvi flow flow main flow hogyi
Or veer ne apni bhi pareshani batayi aakhir ye haq tha uska apni maa se naraz hone ka apni maa ke rahasya janne ka or ye sawal puchne ka ki kyo use wo chorr ke chali gayi
Par yaha veer ka alpha instinct firse triggered huye usne ye saaf boldiya wo itna kamzor nahi hai wo bhi ek aisa parson hai jo is duniya main hai
Well purvi ki favourability to aise badhti ja rahi hai jese seconds ke number badhte hai lagta hai veer ka ab uski real mom and sister ke prati behaviour thoda narazgi bhara hoga dekhte hai kese raaz khulte hai sab ke
Well isbaar bhi kendell jennerrr... Ahem matlab ki keara ki entry aate aate reh gayi
Well bro ek baat puchu kya is arc main bhavna ke gunehgaaro ko saza milegi and kya is wale arc main pranjel orkarunesh ka chapter finel close hoga ya fir koi New arc socha hai iske liye well jo bhi ho apan to story padhenge or janenge wese bro tumne is arc ka name village arc kyu rakkha
Baki outstanding update wolfi bro bahut jyada maza aaya padhke
Or ha last main maine padha ki aapne kisi famil member ki death hogyi hai bro mujhe nahi pata ki aapkon ho kaha se ho but inshaniyat ke naate bolunga ki bhagwan unki divyatma ko shanti dei
om shanti 
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Nyc update bhaiUpdate - 114 ~ Blunder (2)Ab tak...
Usne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi uske phone par do messages aa gaye.
Veer : huh!?
Veer ne check kiya toh paaya ki, ek purvi ka tha aur dusra... Miss Kaera ka!!!
Purvi : Hum shaam ko 6 baje milenge. Vikram!
Kaera : Tonight!! Come to my home @ 7 PM!!!
'Ahh! Shit!!! Firse nahi! The timing...!'
[Oops!]
Ab aage...
"Ye tum mujhe kaha leke jaa rahe ho?" Niharika ki ghabraati hui awaaz aayi.
Veer car drive kar raha tha aur woh sehmi sii bagal se baithi hui thi. Toh wahi peeche waali seat par Suman virajman thi. Hontho par ajeeb sii ek muskaan sajaye.
Veer : Ye samajh lo ki tumhare hi liye chal rahe hai. Wese!? Kya hua? Aur koi plan nahi bana rahi tum mere khilaaf? Hmm? Hacking didn't work after all. Right?
Niharika : M-Mein...!
Uske chehre se uska rang hi udd gaya. Veer ne kitni casually uss baat ko saamne rakh diya jis ke liye woh itna ghabra rahi thi.
Veer : Mein!? Mein kya? Kuch bolo bhi!
Niharika : N-No!
Veer : Dhyaan rahe! You...
Niharika : !!?
Veer (smiles) : ... are my slave!
Sunte hi Niharika ka badan kaanp utha. Veer usse yaad dila raha tha ki bhale hi woh kitni raees kyu na ho, bhale hi itne bade mahila mandal ki head kyu na ho, aur bhale hi kisi badi company ki HR Head kyu na ho. Antatah, woh thi toh sirf uski ek daasi hi. Ek slave!
Kitna hi mardo se kyu na nafrat rakh le. Uski jagah Veer ke lund ke neeche hi thi. Jo ki khud ek mard tha. Obviously, Veer ka ye nazariya nahi tha harr aurat ke prati. Par Niharika jesi aurat ke liye?
Yahi tareeqa sahi tha!
Bekaar sa muh banaaye Niharika window ke baahar dekhne lagi. Usse abhi ghabraahat ke saath saath itna gussa aa raha tha ki agar uska bas chalta toh yahi Veer ki zubaan kheech leti. Par...
Aisa karne ki himmat uske paas hargiz maujood nahi thi. Kyuki uske baad ke parinaam ke baare me woh sochna bhi nahi chaahti thi. Jo dhakke fir Veer baad me lagaata, uske unn chuttado pe jo zordaar thappade woh maarta, usse imagine kar ke hi achanak uske gaal laal pad gaye.
Niharika : G-Gaadi roko do minute!
Veer : Hmm?
Niharika : M-Mujhe peeche baithna hai.
Veer (smiles) : Aur kyu bhala?
Woh achanak hi uske kaan ki orr jhuka,
Veer : Darr lag raha hai?
Niharika : A-Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai! G-Gaadi roko fauran!
Veer ek shaitaani muskaan liye gaadi ko side me roka toh Niharika fatafat uth ke peeche ki seat par jaa kar baith gayi jaha Suman akeli baithi hui thi.
Kuch derr tak gaadi me yu hi khamoshi chhaayi rahi. Aur Niharika khisak ke Suman ke qareeb aayi,
Niharika : T-Tum...!
Par Suman ko Niharika ki khuspusahat sunnayi na dii.
Niharika : H-Hey!! Tch Tch! Oye! Tum...
Suman : Hmm?
Niharika : Suno!
Suman : Mm?
Niharika (khuspusaate hue) : Tum...! Mere paas tumhare liye ek bohot accha sujhaav hai.
Suman : Sujhaav?
Niharika : Haan! Ek sujhaav! Tumhe ye ek naukrani ki zindagi pasand aa rahi hai? Mein janti hu andar hi andar tum yaha se bhaagna chaahti ho. Hai na?
Suman : Huh!!? T-Tumhe kese pata?
Niharika Suman ka reaction dekh mann hi mann khush hui,
Niharika : Of course! Tum jesi prabal aurat ek tucch mard ke neeche kese reh sakti hai bhala? Mein jaanti hu tum naatak kar rahi thi. Haha!
Suman : T-Toh ab?
Niharika : Mein tumhe iss daldal se baahar nikaal sakti hu.
Suman : K-Kaise?
Niharika : Mera saath do bas! Mein jesa jesa kehti hu bas wesa wesa karna. Fir dekhna, tum aur mein. Hum dono hi iss chutiye ke changul se baahar honge.
Suman : Sach me?
Niharika (smiles) : Haan!
Suman : T-Toh mujhe kya karna hoga?
Niharika : Iski saari khabar mujhe deti rehna bas. Aur tumhe ek kaam aur karna hai. Iska mobile khol tumhe usme ek video dhundhni hai.
Suman : K-Kaisi video?
Niharika : Iss haram khor ke paas ek video hai meri. Tumhe woh dhundhni hai. Aur usse dhundhne ke baad tumhe usse delete karna hai.
Suman : Uss se kya hoga?
Niharika : Uss se kya hoga? Hahaha~ Uss se hi toh sab kuch hoga. Agar tumne ye kar diya, toh fir dekhna. Mein tumhe iss harami ki pakad se azaad kar dungi. Bas! Bas ek baar woh video haath lag jaaye.
Suman (nods) : Theek hai! M-Mein koshish karungi.
Niharika : Koshish nahi! Tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Suman : P-Par mein ye kese maan lu ki tum apni baat se paltogi nahi?
Niharika : Hmph! Niharika Bansal naam hai mera. Aaj tak aisa kabhi nahi hua ki mein apni kahi gayi baat se muqar jau. Ek baar jo zubaan de deti hu toh uss se peeche nahi hatt'ti kabhi. Aur wese bhi, tum jesi aurat toh mere under kaam karni chahiye. Uss chutiye ke neeche nahi. Tum dekhna, tumhari zindagi badal ke rakh dungi mein. Laakho kamaogi tum, laakho. Aas paas naukaar ghoomenge.
Suman : Agar aisa hai t-toh theek hai.
Niharika (smiles) : Samajhdar ho tum! Bas, lag jao apne kaam pe. Dhyaan rahe usse pata na lagne paaye.
Suman (nods) : Hmm!
Suman shaant rahi. Idhar Veer chup chaap peeche ho rahe drishya ko mirror me dekh raha tha.
Aur abhi mushqil se 3-4 minute hi huye the jab Suman ne shaanti ko bhang kiya,
Suman : Maalik! Woh dekhiye! Kulfi waale ka thela. Zara rokiye na gaadi.
Veer : Hmm? Tumhe kulfi khaani hai? Iss mausam me?
Suman : Jii! Kyuki jald hi thand aa jayegi aur fir kulfi waale dikhayi nahi denge. Kya aap bhi lenge?
Veer : Nahi!
Suman ne fir ishaare se Niharika ki orr dekha aur uss se puchna chaaha toh Niharika ne bhi sarr hila ke mana kar diya.
Kulfi? Aur woh? Baskin Robbins, Kwality walls jesi brands ki ice creams khaati thi woh. aur ye Suman kya puch rahi thi uss se? Thele me rakhi kulfi? Sawaal hi paida nahi hota. Soch bhi kese liya iss aurat ne ki Niharika Bansal aise roadside chhapri thele par khade hoke kulfi khayegi?
Gareeb logo ki choti pasand par paiso ki guroor waali muskaan liye woh Suman ko gaadi se utarte hue dekhti rahi,
Suman utar ke kulfi khareedi aur waapas se andar aake baith gayi. Uske dono haatho me ek ek kulfi thi.
Niharika : Hmm? Tum do do khaogi?
Suman (smiles) : Nahi toh!
Niharika : Toh ye dusri?
Suman (smiles) : Bataati hu! Maalik! Zara peeche aaiye na!
Veer : Kya hua?
Suman : Aaiye na! Please!
Suman ki zidd maan Veer peeche aaya toh Niharika thodi dur sarak gayi aur ekdum car ke door se chipak ke baith gayi.
Suman ne dono kulfi Veer ko thamaayi aur fir ahista se uthi,
Niharika : Huh!?
Aur agle hi pal,
"Ahhhhhh!"
Usne Niharika ko zorr se baal pakadte hue usse ghumaaya aur uska sarr backrest par daba ke uski saree upar chadha dii,
Niharika : Aahhhhhhh!! Kutti... Y-Ye tum kya kar rahi ho? Ch-Chorro mujhe... Aarrrghh!!! Nnnghhh~ C-Chorr!! Kameeni...!!!
Suman : Ab ek shabd bhi tere muh se nikla na toh abhi nanga kar ke tujhe gaadi se baahar fek dungi.
Niharika : Wh-Whaaattt? Y-You dare threaten m- Aaahhhhnnnnn!!!!!
Iske pehle ki woh kuch bol paati Suman ne uske jhutre pakad uska sarr aur zorr se kheecha aur dusre haath se uski saree ko poora upar chadha diya. Saamne ab keval Niharika ki saaf suthri choot dikh rahi thi.
Veer aashcharya me apne haatho me kulfi liye sab kuch dekh raha tha. Aur woh aur chakit tab hua jab Suman ne apna agla daav khela.
Veer ke haath se ek kulfi lete hue Suman ne Niharika ko dekha aur fir...
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa~"
Woh thandi thandi kulfi Suman ne,
Seedhe Niharika ki tapti garam choot ke hontho ko fela kar uske andar pel dii.
Niharika : Aaahahahahhhhh nnnnnnnaaa m-maaaaaa sssssssss~ N-Nikaaaloooo maaaa~ nnnnghhhhhhh~ Ayyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii... Uuuuuhuhuhuuuu
Uski choot fafkaar maarne lagi, woh macchli ki tarah chhatpatate hue apni kamar hilaane lagi. Uski garam bhatti me ek itna thanda padaarth aake ghus gaya tha. Kulfi bhi choot me jaate hi mombatti ki mom ki tarah pighalne lag gayi.
Suman : Bohot derr se dekh rahi thi iss kameeni ko. Mere maalik ko chutiya kehti hai? Kya keh rahi thi? Haram khor? Harami? Ek jhaapad dungi na randi kahi ki!!! Poori aqal thikaane aa jayegi teri.
Veer hakka bakka hoke saamne ke drishya ko dekh raha tha. Suman ka aisa vikraal roop aaj woh shayad pehli baar dekh raha tha. Upar se ye scene dekh uska neeche ka ustaad bhi josh me aa raha tha.
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Fir ek zordaar thappad ki awaaz car me fel gayi,
"Aaaaahhhhhnnnnn~"
Suman ne zorr se ek chaata Niharika ke chuttad par raseed ke maara. Woh gadraayi gaand bhi do se teen baar leher khaate hue hil ke reh gayi.
Niharika ki aankho se halke halke aasu bhi girne lage. Parantu uska muh abhi bhi gusse se bhara hua tha. Chehra laal, nichla honth daato ke neeche, baal Suman dwara khiche hue aur aankho me aasu. Yahi kuch haal tha abhi ka uska.
Suman : Kya soch rahi thi kutiya? Gaali sirf tujhe dena aati hai? Randi ki bacchi! Tune suni hi kaha hai asli gaaliya abhi. Kabhi gaav taraf jaana. Samajh aa jayega tujhe do takke ki aurat ki gaali kya hoti hai!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnnnngggggghhhh~"
Suman : Mein soch rahi thi ki ab tere iss dimaag me kuch aqal aayi hogi par nahi. Ye toh ab bhi gobar se bhara hua hai. Teri himmat kese hui mere maalik ke khilaaf aisa bolne ki haan? Aur teri aukaat toh dekho. Mujhe apni baato me fusla ke maalik ke khilaaf dhoka dene ke liye mana rahi thi? Waah re raand!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Aaahhhhnnnn! Y-You will regret it *sniff* You will regret it for s-sure!"
Suman : Chup kar! Angrezi ki chudaan! Chhipkali ki bheegi chut saali!! Ek toh mere maalik tujhe itne avsar de de ke tujhe apne neeche rakhne ka mauka de rahe upar se tu hai ki harr baar...! Kutiya! Hazaar lund dilwaungi teri gaand me mein...! Najayaz paidaish kahi ki!! Tujh jesi ameer baap ki bigdi aulaado ko theek karna acche se aata hai mujhe.
Veer bagal me baithe aankhein phaade Suman ko dekh raha tha. Ye bhala kaun sa roop le liya tha uski pyaari Suman ne?
'D-Damn!'
[It's weirdly erotic!]
'Huh!?'
Pari ki baat sunn Veer ki nazar fir Niharika ki choot par gayi jisme kulfi choot ke paani ke sang pighal ke phisalte hue uski jaangho se behna shuru ho chuki thi.
Suman ne uski muniya par haath rakha aur kulfi ki lakdi ki seek ko kheench liya. Jis se kulfi andar choot me hi reh gayi par lakdi baahar aa gayi.
Usne apne handbag me kuch tatola aur fir ek branded panty bahar nikaali,
*Slap*
"Ugghhh!"
Woh panty seedhe Suman ne Niharika ke muh par de maari,
Suman : Chal pehen isse. Dhyaan rahe. Kulfi tu nikaalegi nahi. Bhale hi pighal ke tere perro se fisal ke girne lage. CHAL PEHEN!!!
Uske chillaane par Niharika sehemte hue panty pehen'ne lagi. Par gussa abhi bhi uski naak par dhara tha.
Suman : Jab se dekh rahi thi mein maalik! Mujhse fir aur bardaasht na hua. Ye kameeni keh rahi thi ki mein aapke phone se iski koi video delete kar du. Hmph! Tune soch bhi kese liya ki mein apne maalik ke khilaaf jaungi?
Veer (smiles) : Suman! Shaant!
'Fuck! This Suman is insane!'
Suman : J-Jii maalik! Maaf kijiyega! Agar aapko kuch bhi bura laga ho toh. Mein bas-
Veer : Nahi! Koi baat nahi! Mujhe kuch bhi bura nahi laga.
Suman : J-Jii!
*Ding*
[Suman's favourability has reached 170]
'What the fuck??? Pari?? 170!? Ye aur kitna badhegi?'
[I really don't know! This woman! She's just- ... insane!]
Suman muskurayi aur seat par baith usne fir apni taange kholi,
Uski pyaari muniya nangi hoke hawa me azaad hui.
Suman : Iss randi ki saza abhi khatam kaha hui maalik.
Usne Veer ke haath se woh dusri kulfi lii jo pighal hi rahi thi.
Suman : Mmmmn~ *slurp*
Aur usse ek baar choosa. Uske baad,
"Ahhhnnn maaa~"
Uss kulfi ko apni choot me andar daal diya. Usse ye bhi samajh aa gaya ki choot me kulfi daalne par kesa mehsoos hota tha.
Suman : Ayyyiiii~ Sssssssss~ Thandi hai bohot... Meri choot sunnn pad rahi hai maalik! Ufffff ~ Ssssssss~ Haaye daiyaa~
Usne punaah roti hui Niharika ke baalo se usse pakda aur seedhe uska muh apni choot par de diya.
Suman (smiles) : Tum puch rahi thi na ki dusri kulfi kis ke liye? Ye rahi tumhari dusri kulfi!!
Niharika : Ahhhhhhnnnn~
Niharika ka muh Suman ki halke jhaat se bhari choot me ghus gaya. Jaha kulfi uske chhed se pighal ke beh rahi thi. Aur majbooran Niharika ko usse chaat ke peena hi pada.
Suman ka choot ras aur kulfi ka mishran, ek ajeeb sa flavour bana raha tha. Lekin Niharika chaah ke bhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Rote rote woh apne nafrat ki aag ko liye bas zabaan uss choot par firati rahi.
Suman : Dekh rahe ho maalik iss haraam zaadi ko!
Veer : !!?
Suman : Iss kutiya ki choot paani chorr rahi thi jab mene iski choot me kulfi daali. Soch sakte ho aap? Kitni hi giri hui aurat hai ye? Khud ko shaleenta se bhari dikhati firti hai. Par dekhiye isse maalik. Kese iski choot sirf ek kulfi daalne se geeli ho rakhi hai. Ye aukaat hai iski maalik! Iss randi ki aukaat ye hai. Aur nakhre toh dekho iske!!! Choos!!! Zorr se choos chiraan!!!
*Slurp* *Slurp*
"Hhhnnnnnnggghhh~"
Veer stabdh hoke poori ghatna ko dekhta raha. Ant me woh bas muskuraaya. Ye Suman uski sach me kuch zyada hi loyal thi. Woh driver seat par jaane ke liye hua toh peeche se Suman ne uski shirt pakad lii,
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : M-Maalik!!! Mujhe... Mujhe choomiye na!!
Iss zidd ke aage Veer ki ek na chali. Woh agle hi pal jhuka aur Suman ke rass bhare hontho ka kuch derr tak jam ke sevan kiya. Tab tak, jab tak uska jee nahi bhar gaya.
Aur waapas aake apni seat par virajman ho gaya.
Suman : Maalik hum kaha chal rahe hai?
Veer (smiles) : Kaha chal rahe hai? Bataata hu!
*Ding*
[Basic Enemy Tracker is in use.]
*Ding*
[Enemy has been spotted.]
*Ding*
[Laying down the path.]
*Vrrrrroooooooommmmmm*
Aur Veer ne apni gaadi aage badha dii!
***
"Aur ye, checkmate!!! Hahaha~" Ek ladke ki awaaz aayi.
Ek ghar ke living room me beecho beech ek table rakhi hui thi. Aur table par rakha hua tha shatranj ka khel.
Kaali gotiyo ne safed gotiyo par vijayi praapt kar lii thi.
Aur saamne baitha woh ladka muskura raha tha.
"Dekha aapne? Ye daav hamara kitna effective tha?" Usne peeche sofe par apni peeth tikaate hue kaha.
"Dekh raha hu! Fir bhi-"
"Advocate saahab! Yahi toh dikkat hai aapke saath. Aap harr paristhiti ko naap taul ke dekhte ho. Kabhi kabhi khud par confidence bhi hona chahiye. Jo chaal humne chali hai, uss par vishvaas toh rakhiye! Dekha nahi aapne? Kese poora mahila mandal hil chuka hai!?"
Bilkul! Ye awaaz thi ussi vyakti ki jo Veer ke khilaaf shadiyantra bachpan se hi rachte aa raha tha.
Pranjal!! Aur uske saamne tha~ Rajat!
Rajat : Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha ki agar hamari ladaayi uss Veer naam ke gaandu se hai toh hum mahila mandal se kyu bhid rahe hai?
'Kis lode ne isse advocate banaaya hai?' Pranjal mann hi mann Rajat ko dekh socha.
Pranjal : Aap samjhe nahi Advocate saahab! Veer ke paas Suman naam ki ek aurat hai. Mujhe nahi pata woh usse kaha se utha ke leke aaya hai ya kese usne usko apne under me kaam karne ke liye manaaya hai. Par woh aurat...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (frowns) : Hamare liye ek bohot badi samasya hai!
Rajat : Hmm!
Pranjal : Woh aurat Mahila mandal ki sadasya hai aur upar se aapke khilaaf pehle bhi morcha nikal chuki hai. Aur usse aisa karne ke liye kisne kaha hoga? Ye aap bhi jaante hai aur mein bhi.
Rajat : Uss haram khor Veer ne!
Pranjal : Exactly! Toh hamari pehli chaal yahi hai. Mahila mandal ko musibato me khada karna. Unhe baaki chakkaro me uljhaana hoga taaki unka dhyaan hamare par se hatt sake. Aur uske baad...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (smiles) : Uske baad dusre plan ko anjaam dena hoga!
Rajat : Tumhara matlab -!?
Pranjal : Of course! Of course! Suna hai Veer aapki poorv patni jii se kaafi close-
Rajat (screams) : Naam mat lo uss madarchod ka!!!! Saala saamne dikh gaya na toh bhadve ki khaal udhed dunga mein!!!
Woh gusse me uth ke khada ho gaya. Usse woh pal yaad aa gaya jab Veer uske ghar me ghus ke usse collar se pakad ke dhoya tha. Aur Nidhi ko apne sang le gaya tha.
Rajat : Mere saamne agar woh aaya na toh-
Pranjal (smiles) : Woh yahi hai! Mumbai laut chuka hai. Aur hamara agla plan wahi hai.
Rajat : Sex scandal?
Pranjal (smiles) : Exactly! Javaan launda hai meri tarah. Choot dekh ke acche acche log phisal jaate hai toh Veer kis khet ki mooli hai? Hotel me prabandh kar diya gaya hai. Aaj raat woh apni akhiri raat mazze me guzaarega aur subah- hahahahaha!!
Rajat : Subah uska khel khatam! Muh dikhane laayak nahi bachega woh.
Pranjal : Bilkul! Bilkul! Hahahaha! Par aapko waha rehna hoga. Hum me se kisi ek ka rehna zaroori hai. Taaki dekh sake sab kuch sahi se ho raha hai ya nahi. Aur mein filhaal busy hu jesa ki aap dekh hi sakte hai. Iske baad uski kartoote jayengi aapki ex wife ke paas aur tab unhe uski asliyat pata chalegi. Fir aap apna daav lagaana. Behla fusla ka apni patni ko waapas apne kareeb laana aur beta milte hi...!
Rajat (smiles) : Mujhe pata hai kya karna hai!
Pranjal : Good! Toh fir kar dijiye shuru!
Rajat : Zaroor!
Woh muskuraate hue baahar nikal gaya aur idhar andar Pranjal baithe hue saamne shatranj ke khel ko dekhta raha jab,
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hmm? Dad ka call?"
Pranjal : Dad?
Udhar se Karunesh ki awaaz aayi,
Karunesh : Kya chal raha hai tumhara?
Pranjal (smiles) : Ek suar bohot dino se ghur-ghura raha tha. Bas ussi ki khatir-dari ka intezaam kiya hai.
Karunesh : Mene tumhe mana kiya tha na? Ki abhi ye sab-
Pranjal : Don't worry dad! Iss baar intezaam tagda hai. Advocate bhi hai mere saath. Kuch gadbad hui toh ye churra lega mujhe. Par ab aur uss kameene ko chenn se jeene nahi de sakte mein.
Karunesh : Theek hai! Jo karna hai karo. Par dhyaan rahe-
Pranjal : Mujhe pata hai! Aapka naam kahi bhi nahi ucchlega. Aur ek baat aur-
Karunesh : ??
Pranjal : Mujhe ye ghar kuch khaas pasand nahi aa raha hai. Kuch aisa kariye ki mein wapas ghar laut saku. Mom ko toh miss kar hi raha hu mein. Maid ke haath ka khana mujhe suit nahi karta.
Karunesh : Jaante bhi ho tumne kya kaand kiya tha? Uske baad tumne ye soch bhi kese liya ki ghar me log tumhe aane denge? Wahi Amrit nivaas me ruko. Mein dekhta hu kya karna hai.
Pranjal : Tsk! Theek hai!
*Call ends*
Phone rakhte hi Karunesh wahi khade khade kuch socha aur fir kamre ke andar chala gaya. Par woh nahi jaanta tha ki,
Koi tha jo peeche chhup ke uski saari baato ko sunn chuka tha.
"Amrit Nivaas!!?"
***
*Screeeeecccccchhhhh!*
Gaadi aake ruki aur Veer aur baaki sabhi car se utar ke baahar aaye.
Niharika : Y-Ye...! Ye toh wahi basti hai.
Suman : Maalik?
Veer : Bas mere saath aati jao!
Veer basti me logo ki ghoorti hui nazro se hote hue aage badhta raha aur system ke bataaye gaye map ko follow karta gaya.
Location thi basti ka pichla ilaaka jaha 3-4 launde lapaadi neeche chaadar bicchaye juaa khelne me lage hue the.
Unme se kaun tha jisse Veer ko pakadna tha woh ye acchi tarah se jaan gaya. Ek pal me hi Veer ne uss ladke ki collar pakad usse uthaaya aur,
*Ding*
LIMBO!!!
*Crack*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"
Ek dardnaak cheenkh waha fel gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Seedhi tarah bataoge ya kuch aur todu marodu?
Ladka : K-Kaun hai tu?? Aaarrghh!!!!? N-Niharika madam?? M-Mahila mandal...!?? S-Suman madam?
Veer : Ohh! Toh tu inhe jaanta hai. Ab bol! Kisne tujhe paise diye ye sab karwaane ke? Haan?
Ladka : M-Mujhe kuch nahi pata. Ch-Chorr mujhe!! Saaleee!!!
*Ding*
LIMBO!!
*Crack*
Iss baar uska haath gaya.
"Aayyyiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaa!!!!!"
Ladka : B-Bataata hu uhuhhuhuu b-bataata hu!!! M-Mujhe advocate saahab ne paise diye the.
Veer : Kaun advocate?
Ladka : R-Rajat naam hai uska!
Veer (smiles) : Hmm! Basti ke logo ko ikhatta karo aur unse kaho ki aaj ke baad se basti ka koi bhi aadmi mahila mandal ke khilaaf ek awaaz tak nahi uthayega. Agar ek bhi aadmi mujhe dobaara waha nazar aaya. Toh...!
Ladka : H-Huhh!?
Veer : Poori basti gaayab karwa dunga!
Ladka (gulps) : N-Nahi! Aisa nahi hoga. Basti ke log mere kehne par gaye the. Mere kehne par hi peeche hatt jayenge. M-Mujhe chorr do ab!! Mujhe jaane do!
Veer ne dhakka deke uss namoone ko chorra aur adab ke saath palat ke waapas chal diya. Saari janta waha ki Veer ke uss andaaz ko bhaybheet hote bas dekhti reh gayi. Suman ke hontho par garv ki muskaan thi toh wahi Niharika ajeeb nigaaho se Veer ki peeth ko ghoor rahi thi.
Ek mard ki taaqat kya hoti thi ye jese usne aaj dekha tha.
Aur inhi sab kaamo me shaam ke 5 baj chuke the.
Veer : Suman?
Suman (smiles) : Jii maalik?
Veer : Tum dono ko mein waapas chorr raha hu. Ahinda se pareshani nahi khadi honi chahiye. Mujhe thoda aaj kaam hai. Mein derr se aaunga. Ghar me bhabhi ko bata dena.
Suman : Jii maalik!
Aur Veer ne unn dono ko waapas mahila mandal ke office me utaar, woh uss hotel ki orr chal diya jaha Purvi ne milne bulaaya tha.
***
Evening ~ 6:07 PM
Royal Orchid
Veer ko hotel pohuchne par hi ek ghante ke upar ka samay lag gaya. Traffic jo itna tha.
Woh apni wahi subah ki ek blue denim shirt aur black skin tight jeans me tha.
Car se utar woh hotel ki entrance me gaya. Aur waha se andar aaya.
Hotel aalishaan thi. Aur Veer ke phone me pehle se hi ek message pada hua tha.
'Our table is 4th one. I'll be joining you in 10 minutes. Please be there!'
Message Purvi ka hi tha. Veer jaanta tha ki ye aurat zaroor uski maa ke side se hi thi. Par akhir ye thi kaun?
Na hi woh Tejal ki awaaz thi aur na hi uski Maa ki. Fir thi kaun woh aurat?
Veer ek aah bharte hue table no. 4 pe jaake baith gaya. Toh waha ki ek sundar sii waitress uske paas aayi,
Waitress : What will you have Sir?
Veer : I'm waiting for someone! I'll then call you!
Waitress : Okay Sir! I'll be here only!
Aur woh waha se chali gayi. Uske jaate hi idhar hotel ki entrance se ek aurat pravesh kii toh Veer ki nazre akasmaat hi apne aap uss orr chali gayi. Aur yahi uss aurat ke saath bhi hua.
Dono ki hi nigaahein ek dusre se takraayi aur dono jese ek pal ke liye wahi jamm ke reh gaye. Bina kuch kahe hi woh jaan gaye the ki yahi woh shaks hai jiski unhe talaash thi.
Veer ne dekhte hi,
'Check!'
*Ding*
[Name : Purvi
Age : 42
Bio : Purvi, ek bohot hi mehanteey mahila hai saath hi ek housewife bhi. Pati ke sang vivaah ke baad hi woh Mumbai sheher me bas gayi. Pati, Arun sarkari school me adhyaapak hai. Parishkrat log hai kaafi aur suljhe hai insaan hai. Ek hi beta hai inka jiska naam hai, Ayush! Apni medical ki padhaayi ke liye baahar Delhi gaya hua hai. Bhavna ko apni badi behan maanti hai Purvi. Host ko bachpan me apni goad me bhi khilaaya hai kuch samay ke liye. Purvi ka itihaas bhi raazo se bhara hua hai. Pyaar dulaar bohot lutaati hai agar inhe apni orr kar liya toh.
Favourability : 36
Relationship : Assumed Maternal Aunt]
Status dekhte hi Veer ke muh se mann me yahi nikla,
'Woah!!!'
Par ye sirf status ki vajah se nahi tha.
Purvi ko dekhte hi Veer hairat me tha.
'You are telling me she's 42? Fuck I don't believe it!!!'
Purvi Veer ko dekh khud mantramugdh sii reh gayi.
Ye itna sona ladka uska Veer tha?
Woh jhatpat tezz qadmo ke saath uske qareeb aayi,
Purvi : Vikram?
Veer : Huh? Ohh! Yes!
Purvi (smiles) : Ya Veer keh ke bulau?
'Ohh! Toh inhe pata hai!?'
[Koi badi baat nahi hai Master!]
Veer (smiles) : Aapko jo bulaana ho!
Woh muskuraate hue baithi aur apna haath aage kar boli,
Purvi : I'm so sorry for the wait! Mein Purvi!
Veer ne Purvi ke narm haatho ko thaama aur handshake kiya aur apna naam Veer hi bataaya.
Purvi : Veer! Kya tumhe andaaza hai ki mein kaun hu?
Veer ne pehle hi usse check kar liya tha. Woh toh uske bete aur pati ka naam bhi jaanta tha aur beta kaha kis kaam se baahar tha ye bhi. Unke beech kya rishta tha ye bhi. Par agar Veer abhi usse ye sab bataata toh zaahir hai Purvi behosh hoke gir padti. Isliye woh bas muskuraaya aur bola,
Veer : Jii nahi! Mujhe koi andaaza nahi hai. Par mein itna keh sakta hu ki aap... Meri asal maa ki taraf se ho!
Purvi ki aankho me ek chamak sii aayi aur woh sarr hilaate hue aage ko jhuki. Usne apne agal bagal dekha aur fir woh hotel ke baahar dekhne lagi.
Veer : Kya hua?
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Kuch bhi nahi! Veer beta! Suno!
Veer : ??
Purvi : Mein tumhari muh boli maasi hu Veer. Muh boli maasi!!! Tumhari sagi maa ko mene bachpan se hi ek badi behan maana hai. Bachpan me tumne mera doodh bhi piya hai aur-
Veer : Ahem!
Veer ke tokne par Purvi ko jab ehsaas hua ki woh flow flow me kya kya bolti jaa rahi thi pehli mulaqaat me, toh uske khud ke gaal laal ho gaye.
Purvi : M-Maaf karna!
Veer : it's okay!
Purvi : Veer!!! Tumhari Maa! Aur behan!! Woh mere hi ghar pe thehre hue hai. Tejal toh... Paagal hai tumse milne ke liye. Zameen asmaan ek kar diya usne tumhe dhundhne ke liye. Ab jaake tumhari maa ne tumhara number bataya hai. Woh dono hi ab tumse milne ke liye bekaraar hai.
Veer : Ek sawaal tha.
Purvi : Pucho na!
Veer : Ye sab... Itne saal kaha the maasi? Meri Mom? Behan? Itne saalo se kya kar rahe the? Tab kyu nahi dhundhne ki koshish kii?
Iss sawaal se Purvi ke dil me jo ghaav pehle se tha udhar aur chot pohuch gayi,
Purvi : Kuch baate aisi hoti hai beta jo saamne hi kari jaati hai. Tumhare sawaal ekdum sahi hai. Par unke bhi jawaab hai. Jo tumhe apni Maa se hi milenge. Aur please...! Bhagwan ke liye Tejal ko mat dosh dena beta. Uss bechari ko toh kuch pata hi nahi tha. Pichle saal hi usse ye pata chala tha ki tum bhi ho iss duniya me. Uska ek bhai bhi hai. Uss bechaari se sab kuch chhipaaya gaya hai. Uss se nafrat mat karna beta. Uss nakaarna mat. Mene dekha hai usse din raat tumhe dhundhne jaane ke liye. P-Please...!
'So her condition was same as mine!?'
[It might be the case master!]
Veer (nods) : Jii!
Purvi (smiles) : Thank you!
Veer : Toh? Yaha kis liye bulaaya mujhe? Bas isliye?
Purvi : Kya tum apni Maa se milna nahi chaahte?
Veer : Kaun beta apni maa se milna nahi chaahega? Par... Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye itni betaab hai.
[What are you saying Master??? Apne alpha Instincts ko haawi hone mat do. Try to act like Sigma.]
Uske itna tanj kassne par hi Purvi ne apni hatheli uske haath par rakh dii,
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Nahi mere bacche! Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jesa tum soch rahe ho. Woh dono hi tumse milne ke liye betaab hai. Tumhare intezaar me paagal hai beta. Mein bata nahi sakti ki aaj mujhe tumhe apni aankho ke saamne dekh ke kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Aur mein ye daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki Bhavna tumhe dekhte hi khushi ke maare khud ke maansik santulan ko kho baithegi. Meri baat ka yakeen karo Veer!
Veer ko tabhi Purvi ke status ki akhiri line yaad aayi. Ki Purvi ko agar apni orr kiya toh woh pyaar aur dulaar khub lutayegi.
Veer : Ye toh aap saantvna ke liye keh rahi ho maasi!
'Maasi' shabd sunte hi Purvi ka badan thitur utha. Ye wahi Veer tha jisse usne apni goad me rakh apna doodh pilaaya tha bachpan me. Aaj itna bada ho chuka tha woh. Par saamne baithe kitna akela maalum pad raha tha.
Purvi ka dil paseej utha aur uski haath ki pakad Veer ke haatho me aur mazboot ho gayi. Bechaari ki aankho me bhi nami panapne lagi,
Veer : Hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna agar Maa ko aana hota toh aa na gayi hoti kabka?
Purvi : N-Nahi! A-Aisa nahi hai mere bacche-
Veer : Aisa hi hai Maasi!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 39.]
Veer : Ab dekhiye na! Mein Egypt gaya tha. Mujhe unke baare me khabar lagi thi. Itne saalo tak mein unhe dhundhta raha. Tab jaake kuch pata chala unke baare me. Unse milne gaya. Unhone pehchaana tak nahi. Aur kese pehchaanti? Mujhse matlab hota toh na meri shaqal ke baare me-
Purvi : N-Nahiiiiii!!!!
Woh zorr se chillaayi aur uth ke Veer ke bagal se aake baith gayi. Veer ko usne ek pal me apni baaho me bhar liya aur zorr se chipka liya.
Purvi : Nahiiii mere bacche! Ye sab galat hai. Aisa nahi hai.
Veer : Hamdardi ki zaroorat nahi hai maa-
Purvi (cries) : Nahhhhiiiiiii! Hamdardi nahi hai mere bacche!!! Mein hu na!!! Mein hu na..! Mein kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Meri baat ka yakeen kar mere bacche!
Veer : If you say so... Maasi!!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 45.]
Aur agle hi shan,
*Muaaaaahhhhhh*
Purvi ne Veer ke maathe ko pyaar se choom liya.
Veer ka mobile agle hi pal vibrate hua aur screen par message saaf saaf usse dikhayi de raha tha.
'10 Minutes are left for 7.'
Message tha...
Kaera ka!
'Shiiiittttttt!!!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
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Lucky..
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Brilliant... niharika ne suman ko apni taraf karne ki koshish ki par ulta usse hi ye karna bhari pad gaya..Update - 114 ~ Blunder (2)Ab tak...
Usne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi uske phone par do messages aa gaye.
Veer : huh!?
Veer ne check kiya toh paaya ki, ek purvi ka tha aur dusra... Miss Kaera ka!!!
Purvi : Hum shaam ko 6 baje milenge. Vikram!
Kaera : Tonight!! Come to my home @ 7 PM!!!
'Ahh! Shit!!! Firse nahi! The timing...!'
[Oops!]
Ab aage...
"Ye tum mujhe kaha leke jaa rahe ho?" Niharika ki ghabraati hui awaaz aayi.
Veer car drive kar raha tha aur woh sehmi sii bagal se baithi hui thi. Toh wahi peeche waali seat par Suman virajman thi. Hontho par ajeeb sii ek muskaan sajaye.
Veer : Ye samajh lo ki tumhare hi liye chal rahe hai. Wese!? Kya hua? Aur koi plan nahi bana rahi tum mere khilaaf? Hmm? Hacking didn't work after all. Right?
Niharika : M-Mein...!
Uske chehre se uska rang hi udd gaya. Veer ne kitni casually uss baat ko saamne rakh diya jis ke liye woh itna ghabra rahi thi.
Veer : Mein!? Mein kya? Kuch bolo bhi!
Niharika : N-No!
Veer : Dhyaan rahe! You...
Niharika : !!?
Veer (smiles) : ... are my slave!
Sunte hi Niharika ka badan kaanp utha. Veer usse yaad dila raha tha ki bhale hi woh kitni raees kyu na ho, bhale hi itne bade mahila mandal ki head kyu na ho, aur bhale hi kisi badi company ki HR Head kyu na ho. Antatah, woh thi toh sirf uski ek daasi hi. Ek slave!
Kitna hi mardo se kyu na nafrat rakh le. Uski jagah Veer ke lund ke neeche hi thi. Jo ki khud ek mard tha. Obviously, Veer ka ye nazariya nahi tha harr aurat ke prati. Par Niharika jesi aurat ke liye?
Yahi tareeqa sahi tha!
Bekaar sa muh banaaye Niharika window ke baahar dekhne lagi. Usse abhi ghabraahat ke saath saath itna gussa aa raha tha ki agar uska bas chalta toh yahi Veer ki zubaan kheech leti. Par...
Aisa karne ki himmat uske paas hargiz maujood nahi thi. Kyuki uske baad ke parinaam ke baare me woh sochna bhi nahi chaahti thi. Jo dhakke fir Veer baad me lagaata, uske unn chuttado pe jo zordaar thappade woh maarta, usse imagine kar ke hi achanak uske gaal laal pad gaye.
Niharika : G-Gaadi roko do minute!
Veer : Hmm?
Niharika : M-Mujhe peeche baithna hai.
Veer (smiles) : Aur kyu bhala?
Woh achanak hi uske kaan ki orr jhuka,
Veer : Darr lag raha hai?
Niharika : A-Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai! G-Gaadi roko fauran!
Veer ek shaitaani muskaan liye gaadi ko side me roka toh Niharika fatafat uth ke peeche ki seat par jaa kar baith gayi jaha Suman akeli baithi hui thi.
Kuch derr tak gaadi me yu hi khamoshi chhaayi rahi. Aur Niharika khisak ke Suman ke qareeb aayi,
Niharika : T-Tum...!
Par Suman ko Niharika ki khuspusahat sunnayi na dii.
Niharika : H-Hey!! Tch Tch! Oye! Tum...
Suman : Hmm?
Niharika : Suno!
Suman : Mm?
Niharika (khuspusaate hue) : Tum...! Mere paas tumhare liye ek bohot accha sujhaav hai.
Suman : Sujhaav?
Niharika : Haan! Ek sujhaav! Tumhe ye ek naukrani ki zindagi pasand aa rahi hai? Mein janti hu andar hi andar tum yaha se bhaagna chaahti ho. Hai na?
Suman : Huh!!? T-Tumhe kese pata?
Niharika Suman ka reaction dekh mann hi mann khush hui,
Niharika : Of course! Tum jesi prabal aurat ek tucch mard ke neeche kese reh sakti hai bhala? Mein jaanti hu tum naatak kar rahi thi. Haha!
Suman : T-Toh ab?
Niharika : Mein tumhe iss daldal se baahar nikaal sakti hu.
Suman : K-Kaise?
Niharika : Mera saath do bas! Mein jesa jesa kehti hu bas wesa wesa karna. Fir dekhna, tum aur mein. Hum dono hi iss chutiye ke changul se baahar honge.
Suman : Sach me?
Niharika (smiles) : Haan!
Suman : T-Toh mujhe kya karna hoga?
Niharika : Iski saari khabar mujhe deti rehna bas. Aur tumhe ek kaam aur karna hai. Iska mobile khol tumhe usme ek video dhundhni hai.
Suman : K-Kaisi video?
Niharika : Iss haram khor ke paas ek video hai meri. Tumhe woh dhundhni hai. Aur usse dhundhne ke baad tumhe usse delete karna hai.
Suman : Uss se kya hoga?
Niharika : Uss se kya hoga? Hahaha~ Uss se hi toh sab kuch hoga. Agar tumne ye kar diya, toh fir dekhna. Mein tumhe iss harami ki pakad se azaad kar dungi. Bas! Bas ek baar woh video haath lag jaaye.
Suman (nods) : Theek hai! M-Mein koshish karungi.
Niharika : Koshish nahi! Tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Suman : P-Par mein ye kese maan lu ki tum apni baat se paltogi nahi?
Niharika : Hmph! Niharika Bansal naam hai mera. Aaj tak aisa kabhi nahi hua ki mein apni kahi gayi baat se muqar jau. Ek baar jo zubaan de deti hu toh uss se peeche nahi hatt'ti kabhi. Aur wese bhi, tum jesi aurat toh mere under kaam karni chahiye. Uss chutiye ke neeche nahi. Tum dekhna, tumhari zindagi badal ke rakh dungi mein. Laakho kamaogi tum, laakho. Aas paas naukaar ghoomenge.
Suman : Agar aisa hai t-toh theek hai.
Niharika (smiles) : Samajhdar ho tum! Bas, lag jao apne kaam pe. Dhyaan rahe usse pata na lagne paaye.
Suman (nods) : Hmm!
Suman shaant rahi. Idhar Veer chup chaap peeche ho rahe drishya ko mirror me dekh raha tha.
Aur abhi mushqil se 3-4 minute hi huye the jab Suman ne shaanti ko bhang kiya,
Suman : Maalik! Woh dekhiye! Kulfi waale ka thela. Zara rokiye na gaadi.
Veer : Hmm? Tumhe kulfi khaani hai? Iss mausam me?
Suman : Jii! Kyuki jald hi thand aa jayegi aur fir kulfi waale dikhayi nahi denge. Kya aap bhi lenge?
Veer : Nahi!
Suman ne fir ishaare se Niharika ki orr dekha aur uss se puchna chaaha toh Niharika ne bhi sarr hila ke mana kar diya.
Kulfi? Aur woh? Baskin Robbins, Kwality walls jesi brands ki ice creams khaati thi woh. aur ye Suman kya puch rahi thi uss se? Thele me rakhi kulfi? Sawaal hi paida nahi hota. Soch bhi kese liya iss aurat ne ki Niharika Bansal aise roadside chhapri thele par khade hoke kulfi khayegi?
Gareeb logo ki choti pasand par paiso ki guroor waali muskaan liye woh Suman ko gaadi se utarte hue dekhti rahi,
Suman utar ke kulfi khareedi aur waapas se andar aake baith gayi. Uske dono haatho me ek ek kulfi thi.
Niharika : Hmm? Tum do do khaogi?
Suman (smiles) : Nahi toh!
Niharika : Toh ye dusri?
Suman (smiles) : Bataati hu! Maalik! Zara peeche aaiye na!
Veer : Kya hua?
Suman : Aaiye na! Please!
Suman ki zidd maan Veer peeche aaya toh Niharika thodi dur sarak gayi aur ekdum car ke door se chipak ke baith gayi.
Suman ne dono kulfi Veer ko thamaayi aur fir ahista se uthi,
Niharika : Huh!?
Aur agle hi pal,
"Ahhhhhh!"
Usne Niharika ko zorr se baal pakadte hue usse ghumaaya aur uska sarr backrest par daba ke uski saree upar chadha dii,
Niharika : Aahhhhhhh!! Kutti... Y-Ye tum kya kar rahi ho? Ch-Chorro mujhe... Aarrrghh!!! Nnnghhh~ C-Chorr!! Kameeni...!!!
Suman : Ab ek shabd bhi tere muh se nikla na toh abhi nanga kar ke tujhe gaadi se baahar fek dungi.
Niharika : Wh-Whaaattt? Y-You dare threaten m- Aaahhhhnnnnn!!!!!
Iske pehle ki woh kuch bol paati Suman ne uske jhutre pakad uska sarr aur zorr se kheecha aur dusre haath se uski saree ko poora upar chadha diya. Saamne ab keval Niharika ki saaf suthri choot dikh rahi thi.
Veer aashcharya me apne haatho me kulfi liye sab kuch dekh raha tha. Aur woh aur chakit tab hua jab Suman ne apna agla daav khela.
Veer ke haath se ek kulfi lete hue Suman ne Niharika ko dekha aur fir...
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa~"
Woh thandi thandi kulfi Suman ne,
Seedhe Niharika ki tapti garam choot ke hontho ko fela kar uske andar pel dii.
Niharika : Aaahahahahhhhh nnnnnnnaaa m-maaaaaa sssssssss~ N-Nikaaaloooo maaaa~ nnnnghhhhhhh~ Ayyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii... Uuuuuhuhuhuuuu
Uski choot fafkaar maarne lagi, woh macchli ki tarah chhatpatate hue apni kamar hilaane lagi. Uski garam bhatti me ek itna thanda padaarth aake ghus gaya tha. Kulfi bhi choot me jaate hi mombatti ki mom ki tarah pighalne lag gayi.
Suman : Bohot derr se dekh rahi thi iss kameeni ko. Mere maalik ko chutiya kehti hai? Kya keh rahi thi? Haram khor? Harami? Ek jhaapad dungi na randi kahi ki!!! Poori aqal thikaane aa jayegi teri.
Veer hakka bakka hoke saamne ke drishya ko dekh raha tha. Suman ka aisa vikraal roop aaj woh shayad pehli baar dekh raha tha. Upar se ye scene dekh uska neeche ka ustaad bhi josh me aa raha tha.
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Fir ek zordaar thappad ki awaaz car me fel gayi,
"Aaaaahhhhhnnnnn~"
Suman ne zorr se ek chaata Niharika ke chuttad par raseed ke maara. Woh gadraayi gaand bhi do se teen baar leher khaate hue hil ke reh gayi.
Niharika ki aankho se halke halke aasu bhi girne lage. Parantu uska muh abhi bhi gusse se bhara hua tha. Chehra laal, nichla honth daato ke neeche, baal Suman dwara khiche hue aur aankho me aasu. Yahi kuch haal tha abhi ka uska.
Suman : Kya soch rahi thi kutiya? Gaali sirf tujhe dena aati hai? Randi ki bacchi! Tune suni hi kaha hai asli gaaliya abhi. Kabhi gaav taraf jaana. Samajh aa jayega tujhe do takke ki aurat ki gaali kya hoti hai!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnnnngggggghhhh~"
Suman : Mein soch rahi thi ki ab tere iss dimaag me kuch aqal aayi hogi par nahi. Ye toh ab bhi gobar se bhara hua hai. Teri himmat kese hui mere maalik ke khilaaf aisa bolne ki haan? Aur teri aukaat toh dekho. Mujhe apni baato me fusla ke maalik ke khilaaf dhoka dene ke liye mana rahi thi? Waah re raand!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Aaahhhhnnnn! Y-You will regret it *sniff* You will regret it for s-sure!"
Suman : Chup kar! Angrezi ki chudaan! Chhipkali ki bheegi chut saali!! Ek toh mere maalik tujhe itne avsar de de ke tujhe apne neeche rakhne ka mauka de rahe upar se tu hai ki harr baar...! Kutiya! Hazaar lund dilwaungi teri gaand me mein...! Najayaz paidaish kahi ki!! Tujh jesi ameer baap ki bigdi aulaado ko theek karna acche se aata hai mujhe.
Veer bagal me baithe aankhein phaade Suman ko dekh raha tha. Ye bhala kaun sa roop le liya tha uski pyaari Suman ne?
'D-Damn!'
[It's weirdly erotic!]
'Huh!?'
Pari ki baat sunn Veer ki nazar fir Niharika ki choot par gayi jisme kulfi choot ke paani ke sang pighal ke phisalte hue uski jaangho se behna shuru ho chuki thi.
Suman ne uski muniya par haath rakha aur kulfi ki lakdi ki seek ko kheench liya. Jis se kulfi andar choot me hi reh gayi par lakdi baahar aa gayi.
Usne apne handbag me kuch tatola aur fir ek branded panty bahar nikaali,
*Slap*
"Ugghhh!"
Woh panty seedhe Suman ne Niharika ke muh par de maari,
Suman : Chal pehen isse. Dhyaan rahe. Kulfi tu nikaalegi nahi. Bhale hi pighal ke tere perro se fisal ke girne lage. CHAL PEHEN!!!
Uske chillaane par Niharika sehemte hue panty pehen'ne lagi. Par gussa abhi bhi uski naak par dhara tha.
Suman : Jab se dekh rahi thi mein maalik! Mujhse fir aur bardaasht na hua. Ye kameeni keh rahi thi ki mein aapke phone se iski koi video delete kar du. Hmph! Tune soch bhi kese liya ki mein apne maalik ke khilaaf jaungi?
Veer (smiles) : Suman! Shaant!
'Fuck! This Suman is insane!'
Suman : J-Jii maalik! Maaf kijiyega! Agar aapko kuch bhi bura laga ho toh. Mein bas-
Veer : Nahi! Koi baat nahi! Mujhe kuch bhi bura nahi laga.
Suman : J-Jii!
*Ding*
[Suman's favourability has reached 170]
'What the fuck??? Pari?? 170!? Ye aur kitna badhegi?'
[I really don't know! This woman! She's just- ... insane!]
Suman muskurayi aur seat par baith usne fir apni taange kholi,
Uski pyaari muniya nangi hoke hawa me azaad hui.
Suman : Iss randi ki saza abhi khatam kaha hui maalik.
Usne Veer ke haath se woh dusri kulfi lii jo pighal hi rahi thi.
Suman : Mmmmn~ *slurp*
Aur usse ek baar choosa. Uske baad,
"Ahhhnnn maaa~"
Uss kulfi ko apni choot me andar daal diya. Usse ye bhi samajh aa gaya ki choot me kulfi daalne par kesa mehsoos hota tha.
Suman : Ayyyiiii~ Sssssssss~ Thandi hai bohot... Meri choot sunnn pad rahi hai maalik! Ufffff ~ Ssssssss~ Haaye daiyaa~
Usne punaah roti hui Niharika ke baalo se usse pakda aur seedhe uska muh apni choot par de diya.
Suman (smiles) : Tum puch rahi thi na ki dusri kulfi kis ke liye? Ye rahi tumhari dusri kulfi!!
Niharika : Ahhhhhhnnnn~
Niharika ka muh Suman ki halke jhaat se bhari choot me ghus gaya. Jaha kulfi uske chhed se pighal ke beh rahi thi. Aur majbooran Niharika ko usse chaat ke peena hi pada.
Suman ka choot ras aur kulfi ka mishran, ek ajeeb sa flavour bana raha tha. Lekin Niharika chaah ke bhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Rote rote woh apne nafrat ki aag ko liye bas zabaan uss choot par firati rahi.
Suman : Dekh rahe ho maalik iss haraam zaadi ko!
Veer : !!?
Suman : Iss kutiya ki choot paani chorr rahi thi jab mene iski choot me kulfi daali. Soch sakte ho aap? Kitni hi giri hui aurat hai ye? Khud ko shaleenta se bhari dikhati firti hai. Par dekhiye isse maalik. Kese iski choot sirf ek kulfi daalne se geeli ho rakhi hai. Ye aukaat hai iski maalik! Iss randi ki aukaat ye hai. Aur nakhre toh dekho iske!!! Choos!!! Zorr se choos chiraan!!!
*Slurp* *Slurp*
"Hhhnnnnnnggghhh~"
Veer stabdh hoke poori ghatna ko dekhta raha. Ant me woh bas muskuraaya. Ye Suman uski sach me kuch zyada hi loyal thi. Woh driver seat par jaane ke liye hua toh peeche se Suman ne uski shirt pakad lii,
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : M-Maalik!!! Mujhe... Mujhe choomiye na!!
Iss zidd ke aage Veer ki ek na chali. Woh agle hi pal jhuka aur Suman ke rass bhare hontho ka kuch derr tak jam ke sevan kiya. Tab tak, jab tak uska jee nahi bhar gaya.
Aur waapas aake apni seat par virajman ho gaya.
Suman : Maalik hum kaha chal rahe hai?
Veer (smiles) : Kaha chal rahe hai? Bataata hu!
*Ding*
[Basic Enemy Tracker is in use.]
*Ding*
[Enemy has been spotted.]
*Ding*
[Laying down the path.]
*Vrrrrroooooooommmmmm*
Aur Veer ne apni gaadi aage badha dii!
***
"Aur ye, checkmate!!! Hahaha~" Ek ladke ki awaaz aayi.
Ek ghar ke living room me beecho beech ek table rakhi hui thi. Aur table par rakha hua tha shatranj ka khel.
Kaali gotiyo ne safed gotiyo par vijayi praapt kar lii thi.
Aur saamne baitha woh ladka muskura raha tha.
"Dekha aapne? Ye daav hamara kitna effective tha?" Usne peeche sofe par apni peeth tikaate hue kaha.
"Dekh raha hu! Fir bhi-"
"Advocate saahab! Yahi toh dikkat hai aapke saath. Aap harr paristhiti ko naap taul ke dekhte ho. Kabhi kabhi khud par confidence bhi hona chahiye. Jo chaal humne chali hai, uss par vishvaas toh rakhiye! Dekha nahi aapne? Kese poora mahila mandal hil chuka hai!?"
Bilkul! Ye awaaz thi ussi vyakti ki jo Veer ke khilaaf shadiyantra bachpan se hi rachte aa raha tha.
Pranjal!! Aur uske saamne tha~ Rajat!
Rajat : Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha ki agar hamari ladaayi uss Veer naam ke gaandu se hai toh hum mahila mandal se kyu bhid rahe hai?
'Kis lode ne isse advocate banaaya hai?' Pranjal mann hi mann Rajat ko dekh socha.
Pranjal : Aap samjhe nahi Advocate saahab! Veer ke paas Suman naam ki ek aurat hai. Mujhe nahi pata woh usse kaha se utha ke leke aaya hai ya kese usne usko apne under me kaam karne ke liye manaaya hai. Par woh aurat...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (frowns) : Hamare liye ek bohot badi samasya hai!
Rajat : Hmm!
Pranjal : Woh aurat Mahila mandal ki sadasya hai aur upar se aapke khilaaf pehle bhi morcha nikal chuki hai. Aur usse aisa karne ke liye kisne kaha hoga? Ye aap bhi jaante hai aur mein bhi.
Rajat : Uss haram khor Veer ne!
Pranjal : Exactly! Toh hamari pehli chaal yahi hai. Mahila mandal ko musibato me khada karna. Unhe baaki chakkaro me uljhaana hoga taaki unka dhyaan hamare par se hatt sake. Aur uske baad...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (smiles) : Uske baad dusre plan ko anjaam dena hoga!
Rajat : Tumhara matlab -!?
Pranjal : Of course! Of course! Suna hai Veer aapki poorv patni jii se kaafi close-
Rajat (screams) : Naam mat lo uss madarchod ka!!!! Saala saamne dikh gaya na toh bhadve ki khaal udhed dunga mein!!!
Woh gusse me uth ke khada ho gaya. Usse woh pal yaad aa gaya jab Veer uske ghar me ghus ke usse collar se pakad ke dhoya tha. Aur Nidhi ko apne sang le gaya tha.
Rajat : Mere saamne agar woh aaya na toh-
Pranjal (smiles) : Woh yahi hai! Mumbai laut chuka hai. Aur hamara agla plan wahi hai.
Rajat : Sex scandal?
Pranjal (smiles) : Exactly! Javaan launda hai meri tarah. Choot dekh ke acche acche log phisal jaate hai toh Veer kis khet ki mooli hai? Hotel me prabandh kar diya gaya hai. Aaj raat woh apni akhiri raat mazze me guzaarega aur subah- hahahahaha!!
Rajat : Subah uska khel khatam! Muh dikhane laayak nahi bachega woh.
Pranjal : Bilkul! Bilkul! Hahahaha! Par aapko waha rehna hoga. Hum me se kisi ek ka rehna zaroori hai. Taaki dekh sake sab kuch sahi se ho raha hai ya nahi. Aur mein filhaal busy hu jesa ki aap dekh hi sakte hai. Iske baad uski kartoote jayengi aapki ex wife ke paas aur tab unhe uski asliyat pata chalegi. Fir aap apna daav lagaana. Behla fusla ka apni patni ko waapas apne kareeb laana aur beta milte hi...!
Rajat (smiles) : Mujhe pata hai kya karna hai!
Pranjal : Good! Toh fir kar dijiye shuru!
Rajat : Zaroor!
Woh muskuraate hue baahar nikal gaya aur idhar andar Pranjal baithe hue saamne shatranj ke khel ko dekhta raha jab,
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hmm? Dad ka call?"
Pranjal : Dad?
Udhar se Karunesh ki awaaz aayi,
Karunesh : Kya chal raha hai tumhara?
Pranjal (smiles) : Ek suar bohot dino se ghur-ghura raha tha. Bas ussi ki khatir-dari ka intezaam kiya hai.
Karunesh : Mene tumhe mana kiya tha na? Ki abhi ye sab-
Pranjal : Don't worry dad! Iss baar intezaam tagda hai. Advocate bhi hai mere saath. Kuch gadbad hui toh ye churra lega mujhe. Par ab aur uss kameene ko chenn se jeene nahi de sakte mein.
Karunesh : Theek hai! Jo karna hai karo. Par dhyaan rahe-
Pranjal : Mujhe pata hai! Aapka naam kahi bhi nahi ucchlega. Aur ek baat aur-
Karunesh : ??
Pranjal : Mujhe ye ghar kuch khaas pasand nahi aa raha hai. Kuch aisa kariye ki mein wapas ghar laut saku. Mom ko toh miss kar hi raha hu mein. Maid ke haath ka khana mujhe suit nahi karta.
Karunesh : Jaante bhi ho tumne kya kaand kiya tha? Uske baad tumne ye soch bhi kese liya ki ghar me log tumhe aane denge? Wahi Amrit nivaas me ruko. Mein dekhta hu kya karna hai.
Pranjal : Tsk! Theek hai!
*Call ends*
Phone rakhte hi Karunesh wahi khade khade kuch socha aur fir kamre ke andar chala gaya. Par woh nahi jaanta tha ki,
Koi tha jo peeche chhup ke uski saari baato ko sunn chuka tha.
"Amrit Nivaas!!?"
***
*Screeeeecccccchhhhh!*
Gaadi aake ruki aur Veer aur baaki sabhi car se utar ke baahar aaye.
Niharika : Y-Ye...! Ye toh wahi basti hai.
Suman : Maalik?
Veer : Bas mere saath aati jao!
Veer basti me logo ki ghoorti hui nazro se hote hue aage badhta raha aur system ke bataaye gaye map ko follow karta gaya.
Location thi basti ka pichla ilaaka jaha 3-4 launde lapaadi neeche chaadar bicchaye juaa khelne me lage hue the.
Unme se kaun tha jisse Veer ko pakadna tha woh ye acchi tarah se jaan gaya. Ek pal me hi Veer ne uss ladke ki collar pakad usse uthaaya aur,
*Ding*
LIMBO!!!
*Crack*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"
Ek dardnaak cheenkh waha fel gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Seedhi tarah bataoge ya kuch aur todu marodu?
Ladka : K-Kaun hai tu?? Aaarrghh!!!!? N-Niharika madam?? M-Mahila mandal...!?? S-Suman madam?
Veer : Ohh! Toh tu inhe jaanta hai. Ab bol! Kisne tujhe paise diye ye sab karwaane ke? Haan?
Ladka : M-Mujhe kuch nahi pata. Ch-Chorr mujhe!! Saaleee!!!
*Ding*
LIMBO!!
*Crack*
Iss baar uska haath gaya.
"Aayyyiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaa!!!!!"
Ladka : B-Bataata hu uhuhhuhuu b-bataata hu!!! M-Mujhe advocate saahab ne paise diye the.
Veer : Kaun advocate?
Ladka : R-Rajat naam hai uska!
Veer (smiles) : Hmm! Basti ke logo ko ikhatta karo aur unse kaho ki aaj ke baad se basti ka koi bhi aadmi mahila mandal ke khilaaf ek awaaz tak nahi uthayega. Agar ek bhi aadmi mujhe dobaara waha nazar aaya. Toh...!
Ladka : H-Huhh!?
Veer : Poori basti gaayab karwa dunga!
Ladka (gulps) : N-Nahi! Aisa nahi hoga. Basti ke log mere kehne par gaye the. Mere kehne par hi peeche hatt jayenge. M-Mujhe chorr do ab!! Mujhe jaane do!
Veer ne dhakka deke uss namoone ko chorra aur adab ke saath palat ke waapas chal diya. Saari janta waha ki Veer ke uss andaaz ko bhaybheet hote bas dekhti reh gayi. Suman ke hontho par garv ki muskaan thi toh wahi Niharika ajeeb nigaaho se Veer ki peeth ko ghoor rahi thi.
Ek mard ki taaqat kya hoti thi ye jese usne aaj dekha tha.
Aur inhi sab kaamo me shaam ke 5 baj chuke the.
Veer : Suman?
Suman (smiles) : Jii maalik?
Veer : Tum dono ko mein waapas chorr raha hu. Ahinda se pareshani nahi khadi honi chahiye. Mujhe thoda aaj kaam hai. Mein derr se aaunga. Ghar me bhabhi ko bata dena.
Suman : Jii maalik!
Aur Veer ne unn dono ko waapas mahila mandal ke office me utaar, woh uss hotel ki orr chal diya jaha Purvi ne milne bulaaya tha.
***
Evening ~ 6:07 PM
Royal Orchid
Veer ko hotel pohuchne par hi ek ghante ke upar ka samay lag gaya. Traffic jo itna tha.
Woh apni wahi subah ki ek blue denim shirt aur black skin tight jeans me tha.
Car se utar woh hotel ki entrance me gaya. Aur waha se andar aaya.
Hotel aalishaan thi. Aur Veer ke phone me pehle se hi ek message pada hua tha.
'Our table is 4th one. I'll be joining you in 10 minutes. Please be there!'
Message Purvi ka hi tha. Veer jaanta tha ki ye aurat zaroor uski maa ke side se hi thi. Par akhir ye thi kaun?
Na hi woh Tejal ki awaaz thi aur na hi uski Maa ki. Fir thi kaun woh aurat?
Veer ek aah bharte hue table no. 4 pe jaake baith gaya. Toh waha ki ek sundar sii waitress uske paas aayi,
Waitress : What will you have Sir?
Veer : I'm waiting for someone! I'll then call you!
Waitress : Okay Sir! I'll be here only!
Aur woh waha se chali gayi. Uske jaate hi idhar hotel ki entrance se ek aurat pravesh kii toh Veer ki nazre akasmaat hi apne aap uss orr chali gayi. Aur yahi uss aurat ke saath bhi hua.
Dono ki hi nigaahein ek dusre se takraayi aur dono jese ek pal ke liye wahi jamm ke reh gaye. Bina kuch kahe hi woh jaan gaye the ki yahi woh shaks hai jiski unhe talaash thi.
Veer ne dekhte hi,
'Check!'
*Ding*
[Name : Purvi
Age : 42
Bio : Purvi, ek bohot hi mehanteey mahila hai saath hi ek housewife bhi. Pati ke sang vivaah ke baad hi woh Mumbai sheher me bas gayi. Pati, Arun sarkari school me adhyaapak hai. Parishkrat log hai kaafi aur suljhe hai insaan hai. Ek hi beta hai inka jiska naam hai, Ayush! Apni medical ki padhaayi ke liye baahar Delhi gaya hua hai. Bhavna ko apni badi behan maanti hai Purvi. Host ko bachpan me apni goad me bhi khilaaya hai kuch samay ke liye. Purvi ka itihaas bhi raazo se bhara hua hai. Pyaar dulaar bohot lutaati hai agar inhe apni orr kar liya toh.
Favourability : 36
Relationship : Assumed Maternal Aunt]
Status dekhte hi Veer ke muh se mann me yahi nikla,
'Woah!!!'
Par ye sirf status ki vajah se nahi tha.
Purvi ko dekhte hi Veer hairat me tha.
'You are telling me she's 42? Fuck I don't believe it!!!'
Purvi Veer ko dekh khud mantramugdh sii reh gayi.
Ye itna sona ladka uska Veer tha?
Woh jhatpat tezz qadmo ke saath uske qareeb aayi,
Purvi : Vikram?
Veer : Huh? Ohh! Yes!
Purvi (smiles) : Ya Veer keh ke bulau?
'Ohh! Toh inhe pata hai!?'
[Koi badi baat nahi hai Master!]
Veer (smiles) : Aapko jo bulaana ho!
Woh muskuraate hue baithi aur apna haath aage kar boli,
Purvi : I'm so sorry for the wait! Mein Purvi!
Veer ne Purvi ke narm haatho ko thaama aur handshake kiya aur apna naam Veer hi bataaya.
Purvi : Veer! Kya tumhe andaaza hai ki mein kaun hu?
Veer ne pehle hi usse check kar liya tha. Woh toh uske bete aur pati ka naam bhi jaanta tha aur beta kaha kis kaam se baahar tha ye bhi. Unke beech kya rishta tha ye bhi. Par agar Veer abhi usse ye sab bataata toh zaahir hai Purvi behosh hoke gir padti. Isliye woh bas muskuraaya aur bola,
Veer : Jii nahi! Mujhe koi andaaza nahi hai. Par mein itna keh sakta hu ki aap... Meri asal maa ki taraf se ho!
Purvi ki aankho me ek chamak sii aayi aur woh sarr hilaate hue aage ko jhuki. Usne apne agal bagal dekha aur fir woh hotel ke baahar dekhne lagi.
Veer : Kya hua?
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Kuch bhi nahi! Veer beta! Suno!
Veer : ??
Purvi : Mein tumhari muh boli maasi hu Veer. Muh boli maasi!!! Tumhari sagi maa ko mene bachpan se hi ek badi behan maana hai. Bachpan me tumne mera doodh bhi piya hai aur-
Veer : Ahem!
Veer ke tokne par Purvi ko jab ehsaas hua ki woh flow flow me kya kya bolti jaa rahi thi pehli mulaqaat me, toh uske khud ke gaal laal ho gaye.
Purvi : M-Maaf karna!
Veer : it's okay!
Purvi : Veer!!! Tumhari Maa! Aur behan!! Woh mere hi ghar pe thehre hue hai. Tejal toh... Paagal hai tumse milne ke liye. Zameen asmaan ek kar diya usne tumhe dhundhne ke liye. Ab jaake tumhari maa ne tumhara number bataya hai. Woh dono hi ab tumse milne ke liye bekaraar hai.
Veer : Ek sawaal tha.
Purvi : Pucho na!
Veer : Ye sab... Itne saal kaha the maasi? Meri Mom? Behan? Itne saalo se kya kar rahe the? Tab kyu nahi dhundhne ki koshish kii?
Iss sawaal se Purvi ke dil me jo ghaav pehle se tha udhar aur chot pohuch gayi,
Purvi : Kuch baate aisi hoti hai beta jo saamne hi kari jaati hai. Tumhare sawaal ekdum sahi hai. Par unke bhi jawaab hai. Jo tumhe apni Maa se hi milenge. Aur please...! Bhagwan ke liye Tejal ko mat dosh dena beta. Uss bechari ko toh kuch pata hi nahi tha. Pichle saal hi usse ye pata chala tha ki tum bhi ho iss duniya me. Uska ek bhai bhi hai. Uss bechaari se sab kuch chhipaaya gaya hai. Uss se nafrat mat karna beta. Uss nakaarna mat. Mene dekha hai usse din raat tumhe dhundhne jaane ke liye. P-Please...!
'So her condition was same as mine!?'
[It might be the case master!]
Veer (nods) : Jii!
Purvi (smiles) : Thank you!
Veer : Toh? Yaha kis liye bulaaya mujhe? Bas isliye?
Purvi : Kya tum apni Maa se milna nahi chaahte?
Veer : Kaun beta apni maa se milna nahi chaahega? Par... Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye itni betaab hai.
[What are you saying Master??? Apne alpha Instincts ko haawi hone mat do. Try to act like Sigma.]
Uske itna tanj kassne par hi Purvi ne apni hatheli uske haath par rakh dii,
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Nahi mere bacche! Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jesa tum soch rahe ho. Woh dono hi tumse milne ke liye betaab hai. Tumhare intezaar me paagal hai beta. Mein bata nahi sakti ki aaj mujhe tumhe apni aankho ke saamne dekh ke kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Aur mein ye daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki Bhavna tumhe dekhte hi khushi ke maare khud ke maansik santulan ko kho baithegi. Meri baat ka yakeen karo Veer!
Veer ko tabhi Purvi ke status ki akhiri line yaad aayi. Ki Purvi ko agar apni orr kiya toh woh pyaar aur dulaar khub lutayegi.
Veer : Ye toh aap saantvna ke liye keh rahi ho maasi!
'Maasi' shabd sunte hi Purvi ka badan thitur utha. Ye wahi Veer tha jisse usne apni goad me rakh apna doodh pilaaya tha bachpan me. Aaj itna bada ho chuka tha woh. Par saamne baithe kitna akela maalum pad raha tha.
Purvi ka dil paseej utha aur uski haath ki pakad Veer ke haatho me aur mazboot ho gayi. Bechaari ki aankho me bhi nami panapne lagi,
Veer : Hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna agar Maa ko aana hota toh aa na gayi hoti kabka?
Purvi : N-Nahi! A-Aisa nahi hai mere bacche-
Veer : Aisa hi hai Maasi!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 39.]
Veer : Ab dekhiye na! Mein Egypt gaya tha. Mujhe unke baare me khabar lagi thi. Itne saalo tak mein unhe dhundhta raha. Tab jaake kuch pata chala unke baare me. Unse milne gaya. Unhone pehchaana tak nahi. Aur kese pehchaanti? Mujhse matlab hota toh na meri shaqal ke baare me-
Purvi : N-Nahiiiiii!!!!
Woh zorr se chillaayi aur uth ke Veer ke bagal se aake baith gayi. Veer ko usne ek pal me apni baaho me bhar liya aur zorr se chipka liya.
Purvi : Nahiiii mere bacche! Ye sab galat hai. Aisa nahi hai.
Veer : Hamdardi ki zaroorat nahi hai maa-
Purvi (cries) : Nahhhhiiiiiii! Hamdardi nahi hai mere bacche!!! Mein hu na!!! Mein hu na..! Mein kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Meri baat ka yakeen kar mere bacche!
Veer : If you say so... Maasi!!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 45.]
Aur agle hi shan,
*Muaaaaahhhhhh*
Purvi ne Veer ke maathe ko pyaar se choom liya.
Veer ka mobile agle hi pal vibrate hua aur screen par message saaf saaf usse dikhayi de raha tha.
'10 Minutes are left for 7.'
Message tha...
Kaera ka!
'Shiiiittttttt!!!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
This update consists of more than 4.9k words. Normal length se kahi zyada bada update hai. Kuch parivaarik samasyao ke chalte updates late hai. Aap samajh hi rahe honge Ghar ki sthiti kya hoti hai jab koi sadasya sansaar chorr ke chala jaata hai. Toh bas uss se ubhar rahe hai. Baaki, harr baar ki tarah hi, likes thokne ka aur revos rakhne ka yaara!
Dhanyavaad!
Thandi kulfi dusri jagah par khani pad gay..hahaa..
Rajat or pranjal ne plan kiya tha mahila mandal ke khilaf virodh karne ke liye ..
Khair ye wala matter to veer ne sulja diya basti me jake par ye pranjal kuch jyada hi hoshiyaari kar raha hai..
Ye veer ko kisi ladki ke sath s*x karte hue wala video bana ke blackmail karne ka plan bhi bana diya hai.. Plan success to nahi hoga par iss pranjal or rajat ko sabak nahi sikhaya to ye aise hi aage or pareshaniya khadi karte rahenge..
Or kisi ne pranjal ke baad ko apne bete se baat karte hue sun liya hai or place ka name bhi sun liya hai..ab dekhte hai kon tha voh.
Wahi purvi se mulaqat ho gay..apne maa ne usse itne saal tak dudhne ki koshish nahi ki iss liye kafi sare sawal to hai uske paas par uska jawab purvi ne nahi diya woh to bhavna hi degi.. tab pata chalega kyu veer ko chhod kar ghar chhoda tha.
Ab ye kaera ka msg aa gaya bhai ab loada fas gaya hai .. kono rasta nikalna padega..
Or bhai parivarik samsya se free hoke phir idhar time dena.. abhi apke parivar me apki jyada jaroorat hogi.
Outstanding...shandar...update..bhai.
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Shandar or jabardst update bhai jhakkas update diya h ab jbki purvi ne bhavna or tejal ke aane ke bare me bta diya h to shayad jldi hi veer ki mulaqat tejal or bhavna se hone wali h aisa lgta h.
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