Ekdom lajawab,faddu, aur garam kahaani, bahut maja aya
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Jo door par thi oh aur koi nahi neha thi...oh kuch der pehle hi ayi thi...oh pehle toh hairan thi in dono ko is tarha dekh kar...lekin use kya pata ke ye bahut dino se chal raha hai...neha chup khade hokar dekh rahi thi...
nilu- Hariye yahan nahii koi aa jaayega...
Hariye- nillu ranii bas ek bar chod lene de tujhee phir chala jaunga...
neha chodne ke naam sunkar thoda sharmati hai...use ghin arhi thi...eh naukrani ka affair truck wale se...neha jana chahti thi wahan se lekin pata nahi kyun oh nahi gayi thi...tabhi nilu ki nazar kitchen ke ek glass par jati hai..jahan se use neha ak aks dikhta hai...nilu jhat se Hariye se alag ho jati hai...
Hari- kya hogya randi...neha Hariye ke mun se randi word sunkar gussa hoti hai...ek aurat koi gali de use pasand nahi tha....neha apna gussa control nahi kar pati...
Neha- niluu eh sab kya hai??
Neha ki awaz sunkar Hariye bhi idr ghum jata hai..
nilu- oh malkin..main oh..
neha- tum sab ne is ghar ko samjh kya rakha hai..
neha Hariye ki taraf gusse se dikh rahi thi...
neha- aur tum...maine tumko tab bola tha na koi bhi galat chiz mat karna...
Hariye- malkin galti ho gayi..maaf kardo...
neha kuch bole bina gusse se dekhte rehti hai...
Hariye (man man)- saali ne dusri baar disturb kiya mujhe...waise saali maal hai..kya chuche hain....kya gand hai...ek dum mast rand lag rahi hai...saali eh hath lag jaye toh mere lode ke maze ho jayen....
Hariye- neha ki taraf ghur raha tha...jo neha dekh leti hai...
neha- kya dekh rahe ho...
Hariye- kuch nahi malkin...
neha- nilu tum bahar jawo...
nilu chali jati hai bahar...uske jane ke baad...
neha- tum kya ghur rahe the mujhe...
Hariye- nahi malkin asa kuch nahi hai...
neha- jhut mat bolo..sach sach batao...ab agar ek bhi jhut bhi bola na to main papaji ko tum dono ke bare men bata dungi....
Hariye- oh malkin main oh aap Khubsurat hain na isliye bas dekh raha tha...
neha ko apni tarif sunkar thoda acha lagta hai...
neha- achaa...main khubsurat hun...aur kya dekh rahe the...
Hariye- aur kuch nahi malkin...
neha- bata rahe ho ya...
Hariye- oh malkin main apke chuchi ko dekh raha tha...
is baat ko sunkar neha gussa hoti hai...
neha- kya kaha...tumari himmat kaise hui mere church ki taraf dekhne ki...
neha jald bazi ko kuch zyada hi bol gayi thi...usko badmein ahsas hota hai ke ye usne kya bola...usko shrm ati hai... Hariye neha ke mun se chuche word sunkar ab open hone lagta hai apni baton men...
Hariye- malkin ab apke chuche itne bade hain toh nazar chali jati hai...
Hariye ke mun se ye sunkar neha hairan hoti hai aur gusse se...
Neha- kya bola tune...
Hariye- jo apne pucha malkin...
Hariye neha ke chuchi ko lagatar ghure jarha tha...neha ko ghin arhi thi ke ek truck driver uske chuchi ko ghur raha tha...neha soch rahi thi ye uski hi galti hai...ke usne Hariyeeeeeee se ye sab pucha...
neha- tum zyada baat kar rahe ho..papaji ko bol kar security officer ke hawale karwa dungi...
Hariye- arey malkin aap toh bura maan gayi...main toh bas jo sach hai oh bol raha tha...
neha uncomfortable horhi thi wahan par... Hariye ki batein use ajeeb lag rahi thi....oh itne bade ghar ki bahu aur ek truck driver usse aisi batein kar raha tha oh bhi usi ke ghr men...
Hariye- waise malkin aap hain wakai men bahut khubsurat...
neha ab utna gussa nahi thi...
neha- acha acha thik hai...utna bolkr oh jane lagti hai..tabhi Hariye neha ki badi gand dekhte hue...
Hariye- waise malkin aap ka aur bahut kuch mast hai..
neha Hariye ki baat par piche mudte hue uski nazar apni gand par pati hai...neha phir se Hariye ki taraf gusse se dekhne lagti hai...
neha- kya matlab hai tumara...
Hariye- kuch nahi malkin sach bata raha hun...sach kahun toh aap se khubsurat aurat maine zindagi men nahi dekhi hai...
ispar neha sharma jati hai aur hansti hai...kisi bhi aurat ko uski tarif karna sabse badi kamzori hoti hai oh Hariye janta tha...
neha- achaa tum jaise ko dekhne bhi kahan milega...aisa bolkr oh hansti hai...
Hariye- haa malkin hum jaison ki auqat kahan aap jaise bade ghar ki auraton ko dekhne ki ya kuch kane ki..
neha thoda hairat se...
neha- kya kaha tumne? Kuch karne ki? Usse kya matlab hai tera??
Hariye ne jaan bujhkr eh kaha tha...oh janta tha ke neha usse ye sawal puchegi...
Hariye- oh malkin mera matlab chudai se tha..
Hariye ab khul kar neha se baat kar raha tha...chudai ka naam sunkar neha ka chehra laal ho jata hai sharm se....ek truck driver kala ganda budha uske samne chudai ki baat kar raha tha...
neha(man men)- kitna ganda admi hai...mere samne kaise word use kar raha hai...
neha- dekho tum mere samne ye sab word use mat karo...
Hariye- to kaise word use karun malkin...
neha- mujhe nahi pata...
Hariye- ab malkin chudai ko chudai nahi bolenge toh aur kya bolenge....
Hariye phir se chudai word use kar raha tha neha ke samne..isi bich karim neha ke pure jism ko scan kar raha tha....neha ke mast figure ka oh deewana hogya tha...
Hariye- malkin ek baat bolun apke pati bahut lucky hain jo unko aap jaisi maal biwi mili... Hariye ab neha ko maal bol raha tha...neha ko apni tarif achi toh lagti hai lekin maal bolne par use gussa bhi ata hai...
neha- maine bola na gande word mat use karo...
Hariye- malkin meri zindagi men ek hi khwaish reh gayi hai ke main kisi bade ghar ki aurat ko chodun....
neha is baat par hansti hui...
neha- sapne ache dekh lete ho...jo kabhi hone wala hi nahi hai uske bare men kyun soch rahe ho...waise tumare paas hai na nilu...usi se kaam chala lo...utna bolkr oh hansne lagti hai....
Hariye- lekin malkin mujhe toh gori badan wali mast maal chahiye jo ameer ho....
Hariye ab demand toh aise kar raha tha jaise use kis ne pucha ho ke use kaisi ladki chahiye.... Hariye utna bolkr neha ke kareeb jane lagta hai... Hariye ko apne paas ata dekh neha ko thoda ajeeb lagta hai....kala ganda budha jo ek gandi si lungi aur shirt men tha ek khubsurat aurat ki taraf badh raha tha.. uski lungi ka ek hissa ho ek taraf se khulta tha oh hawa se idr udr ud raha tha...jisse uski kali jhanta dikh rahi thi....neha samjh nahi parhi thi ke karim uski taraf Kyun arha hai...
neha- idr kyun aa rahe ho???
Hariye kuch nahi bolta aur uski taraf badhte rehta hai...oh neha ke nazdik puch kar...
Hariye- malkin apki saree par kuch reng raha hai...
neha ko chote kide makodo se dar lagta tha... Hariye ki baat sunkar
neha- aaaaaaaaaa kyaaa haii oh...
neha darte hue idr udr apni saree jhatke lagti hai...asal men wahan kuch nahi tha ye sab Hariye ka plan tha...
neha- kidhr haiiii...
Hariye- malkin idr aaya main nikal deta hun...
neha uske dar men bina kuch soche Hariye ke paas jati hai...neha apne paas ate hi Hariye uski kamar men dalkr apni taraf khinchta hai...dono ek dusre ke behad kareeb the...neha ke bade chuche is waqt Hariye ki chati se dabe hue the...neha lekin kide ke dar men thi...use kuch bhi hosh nahi tha ke oh is waqt ek gande lorry wale budhe ki bahon men hai...ek khubsurat aurat jo is ghr ki bahu hai oh ek gande lorry wale kale budhe se chipki hui thi...
Hariye- dariye mat malkin main abhi kida nikal deta hun...
neha- haa jaldi nikalooooo...
Hariye ab apne hath neha ki back par chalane lagta hai...usko neha ke gore jism se madhosh kar dene wali khushbu arhi thi... Hariye ab apne kale hath neha ki gand par dhire se rakh deta hai....
Hariye (man men)- kya gand hai saali ki...neha merii jaan teri gand to mast hai...mera loda mare jarha hai ismen jane ke liye...teri gand to main aisa marunga ki tu chlne ke layak nahi bachegi....
aisa sochte hue ek baar neha ki gand dabata hai halke se...neha chupchap waise hi khdi thi...isi bich Hariye ka mota lund uski lungi men khada ho chuka tha...jo ab neha ko apne age se chubh raha tha...is position men uska lund neha ko saree ke upar se apni chut par chubh raha tha...neha isse thoda niche dekhti hai...oh dekhti hai ke karim ki lungi men ek bada sa tambu bana hua hai...aur oh tambu uske age se chubh raha hai...neha ko ahsas hota hai ke oh kya hai....
neha tabhi Hariye se dur hatne lagti hai tabhi Hariye phir se neha ki kamar men hath dalte hue use apni taraf khinchta hai...iss bar dono ke chehre amne samne the...neha ka khubsurat chehra karim ke kale badsurat chehre ke samne tha...neha ke mun se ek bhi word nahi nikal raha tha... Hariye ke hath neha ki kamr ko jakde hue the...jiski waja se neha hil bhi nahi parhi thi...neha lagatar Hariye ko dekh rahi thi..sawalon bhare face se...
itni der tak dekhne ke baad ab Hariye neha ki ankhon men dekhte hue uske gulabi hontho ki taraf apne kale sukhe hue honth badhane lagta hai....neha ke liye bilkul unexpected tha...ek kala budha truck driver usko kiss karne ki koshish kar raha tha...
Hariye ke honth nazdik ate hi neha apne hath bich men lati hai jiski waja se Hariye ke kale honth ek baar neha ke gore hatho ko chumte hain...neha apna hath jaldi se hata leti hai....neha phir ekdum se Hariye ki pakad se niklti hai bahar bhag jati hai...