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Faisal ka chehra dekhte dekhte patta nahi mere dimaagh meun kia aaya k main ne apne aage se bedsheet hattaai aur apne lund ko haath mein pakarr k Faisal k mouh k paas le gaya.
Lund ko Faisal k mouh k paas le ja kar main ne apni kamar ko thorra sa aage kar k lund k tope ko us k honton k bilkul paas le ja kar rok diya, main ne apne lund ka topa us k honton se lagaana chahta tha, ye karte houy meri gaand bhi phatt rahi thi aur mera dil bhi kar raha tha k main aeisa karun.
Lund: “O bhai mujhe lody baazi ka shok nahi hai.” Lund ne cheekhte houy kaha.
Lund ki cheek bhari pukaar sunn kar mujhe hosh aaya aur main ne jaldi se apne lund ko Faisal k mouh se door kar k ussay bedsheet mein chupa liya.
Main: “Sorry yaar patta nahi mujhe kia ho gaya tha.” Main ne lund se mukhatib hote houy kaha.
Lund: “Acha hua sahi time pe tujhe hosh aa gaya, warna khud to phasta saath mein mujhe bhi phasaata.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Sorry cousin.” Main ne dheere se kaha.
Main ne sote houy Faisal se kaha phir us k upar mojood kambal ko theek kar k us k upar daala aur kamre se bahar jaane laga lekin darwaze k paas pohanch kar wapas kamre mein aaya aur seedha bathroom mein chala gaya, barhroom mein jaane k baad main ne apna toothbrush jis k peeche k hissa gol tha ussay uthaaya aur bathroom se bahar aa gaya.
Main: “Ye leena to bhool hi gaya tha.” Main ne toothbrush ko dekhte houy kaha.
Ye keh kar main kamre se bahar aa kar wapas doosre kamre mein Phuphi Zohra k paas aa gaya.
Ph. Zohra: “Itni der laga di, kahan reh gaye thy.?” Unhon ne mujhe dekhte houy poocha.
Phuphi Zohra abhi tak wahi bethi theen jahan mein unhain chorr kar gaya tha.
Main: “Sorry yaar wo mein toothbrush uthaana bhool gaya tha.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main bed k paas gaya aur jhuk kar haath mein mojood dono cheezein vaseline ki dabbi aur toothbrush ko aik saath bed par ralh diya.
Main: “Aap abhi tak aeise hi bethi hain.?” Dono cheezein bed par rakhne k baad seedhe hote poocha.
Ph. Zohra: “To aur kaise bethna tha.?” Unhon ne poocha.
Main: “Bethna nahi aap ko ulta lettna tha.” Main nw jawab diya.
Ph. Zohra: “Lett to main jaaugi.” Unhon ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne haath barrha kar vaseline ki dabbi aur toothbrush utha liya.
Ph. Zohra: “Tum vaseline kis liye laae ho ye to mujhe samjh aa gayi lekin toothbrush kis liye laae ho is ki samjh nahi aa rahi.?” Unhon ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra apne haath mein mojood toothbrush ko apne chehre k saamne kar k dekhne lagi.
Phuphi Zohra ko toothbrush dekhte dekh kar main bed pe betha aur un k haath se toothbrush le liya.
Main: “Dear, main is k handle pe vaseline laga kar ussay aap ki bund mein daaluga aur aap ki bund k andar tak vaseline laga kar ussay andar se chikna karuga ta k mera lund aasani se aap ki bund k andar guss jaae.” Main ne kaha.
Ph. Zohra: “Aaaaaaaa Sajid ye to daant saaf karne wala toothbrush hai.?” Unhon ne poocha.
Main: “Lekin ab ye gaand ko andar se chikna karega.” Main ne kaha.
Lund ko Faisal k mouh k paas le ja kar main ne apni kamar ko thorra sa aage kar k lund k tope ko us k honton k bilkul paas le ja kar rok diya, main ne apne lund ka topa us k honton se lagaana chahta tha, ye karte houy meri gaand bhi phatt rahi thi aur mera dil bhi kar raha tha k main aeisa karun.
Lund: “O bhai mujhe lody baazi ka shok nahi hai.” Lund ne cheekhte houy kaha.
Lund ki cheek bhari pukaar sunn kar mujhe hosh aaya aur main ne jaldi se apne lund ko Faisal k mouh se door kar k ussay bedsheet mein chupa liya.
Main: “Sorry yaar patta nahi mujhe kia ho gaya tha.” Main ne lund se mukhatib hote houy kaha.
Lund: “Acha hua sahi time pe tujhe hosh aa gaya, warna khud to phasta saath mein mujhe bhi phasaata.” Us ne kaha.
Main: “Sorry cousin.” Main ne dheere se kaha.
Main ne sote houy Faisal se kaha phir us k upar mojood kambal ko theek kar k us k upar daala aur kamre se bahar jaane laga lekin darwaze k paas pohanch kar wapas kamre mein aaya aur seedha bathroom mein chala gaya, barhroom mein jaane k baad main ne apna toothbrush jis k peeche k hissa gol tha ussay uthaaya aur bathroom se bahar aa gaya.
Main: “Ye leena to bhool hi gaya tha.” Main ne toothbrush ko dekhte houy kaha.
Ye keh kar main kamre se bahar aa kar wapas doosre kamre mein Phuphi Zohra k paas aa gaya.
Ph. Zohra: “Itni der laga di, kahan reh gaye thy.?” Unhon ne mujhe dekhte houy poocha.
Phuphi Zohra abhi tak wahi bethi theen jahan mein unhain chorr kar gaya tha.
Main: “Sorry yaar wo mein toothbrush uthaana bhool gaya tha.” Main ne kaha.
Ye keh kar main bed k paas gaya aur jhuk kar haath mein mojood dono cheezein vaseline ki dabbi aur toothbrush ko aik saath bed par ralh diya.
Main: “Aap abhi tak aeise hi bethi hain.?” Dono cheezein bed par rakhne k baad seedhe hote poocha.
Ph. Zohra: “To aur kaise bethna tha.?” Unhon ne poocha.
Main: “Bethna nahi aap ko ulta lettna tha.” Main nw jawab diya.
Ph. Zohra: “Lett to main jaaugi.” Unhon ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne haath barrha kar vaseline ki dabbi aur toothbrush utha liya.
Ph. Zohra: “Tum vaseline kis liye laae ho ye to mujhe samjh aa gayi lekin toothbrush kis liye laae ho is ki samjh nahi aa rahi.?” Unhon ne kaha.
Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra apne haath mein mojood toothbrush ko apne chehre k saamne kar k dekhne lagi.
Phuphi Zohra ko toothbrush dekhte dekh kar main bed pe betha aur un k haath se toothbrush le liya.
Main: “Dear, main is k handle pe vaseline laga kar ussay aap ki bund mein daaluga aur aap ki bund k andar tak vaseline laga kar ussay andar se chikna karuga ta k mera lund aasani se aap ki bund k andar guss jaae.” Main ne kaha.
Ph. Zohra: “Aaaaaaaa Sajid ye to daant saaf karne wala toothbrush hai.?” Unhon ne poocha.
Main: “Lekin ab ye gaand ko andar se chikna karega.” Main ne kaha.