Incest Badalte Rishte by Awara Romio

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Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k main ne apna sar jhuka liya.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid tum ye,,,, main ne mana bhi kiya tha k,,,, uuuufffffff A**** Sajiddddd ye tum ne kia kar diya.” Unhon ne mera girebaan pakarr k jhajhorte houy kaha.

Main: “Sorry Phupho wo main aaa apne aap pe control nahi kar paaya.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Uuufffff Sajiddddd,,,, kuch to reham kiya hota,,, khote se bhi lamba lundddd hai tumhara aaur tum ne ussay meri beti ki phool jaisi phudi mein daalllll diya,,, kitna dard hua hoga ussay.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra seedhi ho k beth gayein.

Main: “Phupho aaaa ab wo theek hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Koun kiyaaaaa tum ne aeisa Sajiddddd,,, tumhain kaha bhi tha k Zaib ko chodne ka khayal dil mein nahi laana,,, koun kounnnnn kiya tum ne aeisa.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Phupho bassss wwww wo sab kuch apne aap hota chala gaya mmmm mmmm mujhe patta hi nahi chala.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Kia matlab sab kuch hota chala gaya,,, kia Zaib ne tumhain nahi roka tha.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Phuphi Zohra ka sawaal sunn k main sat’patta gaya k ab unhain kia jawab doon,,, agar main kehta hoon k main ne zabardsati ki hai to Phupho mujh pe bohat ghussa karengi.

Main: “Ussay garmi dete dete main garam ho gaya aur us k saath masti karne laga,,, mujhe masti karte dekh kar wo hosh mein aai aur us ne mujhe roka lekin mere musalsal masti karne se wo bhi garam ho gayi aur phir hum wo sab kuch kar guzre.” Main ne sach aur jhoot ko aapas mein milaate houy jawab diya.

Meri baat sunn k Phuphi Zohra apna sar pakarr k beth gayein,,, unhain sar pakarr k pareshani mein bethe dekh kar main thorra sa un ki taraf khiska aur un k kandhe pe haath rakh diya.

Main: “Phupho jo hona tha ho gaya,,, ab pareshan hone ya mujhe kosne se kuch nahi hoga.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tum ne sach mein bohat barre kamine ho uuufffff meri beti ne kitna dard saha hoga jab us ki bhool jaisi phudi mein tumhara folaadi lund gaya hoga.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k mere chehre par muskurahat aa gayi lekin main ne jaldi se apna chehra doosri taraf kar liya.

Khair Phuphi Zohra ne apne upar se blanket hattaaya aur bed se uthne lagein,,, unhain uthte dekh kar main bhi bed se utha aur jaldi se un ki shaal utha kar unhain di,,, Phuphi ne mere haath se shaal li aur ussay apne lapett liya.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid ttt tum ne apna paani andar to nahi chorra tha.?” Shaal orrhne k baad unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Nahi,,,

main ne farigh hone se pehle apna lund nikaal liya tha aur saara paani us k pett pe chorr diya tha.” Main ne kaha.

(Remember: Sajid k paani ki pehli dhaar Zaib ki choot mein nikli thi.)

 

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Meri baat sunn k Phuphi Zohra ne itminaan ka saans liya aur shaal ko achi tarha se apne jism par lapette houy kamre se bahar jaane k liye darwaze k paas jaane lagi.

Thorri der baad hum Phuphi Bhatita pehle wale kamre mein Zaib k paas thy,,, Phuphi Zohra bed par us k saath bethi theen jab k main bed se thorra sa faasla rakh k kharra tha.

Zaib: “Ammi issay kahein yahan se chala jaae.” Us ne bina meri taraf dekhte houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaib issay main ne kaha tha k tumhain apne jism ki garmi de.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Aap ne aeisa koun kiya,,, is ki jaga aap bhi to mujhe garmi de sakti theen.?” Us ne shikwa bhare lehje mein apni Ammi se poocha.

Main: “Dekho Zaib tumhari haalat….”

Abhi main ne itna hi kaha tha k Zaib ne haath k ishaara kar k mujhe mazeed bolne se rok diya.

Zaib: “Tumhain safaai dene ki zaroorat nahi hai.” Us ne ghusse se kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaibbbbb aeise baat karte hain,,, barra hai tum se aur tumhare bhaiyon jaisa hai.” Unhon ne ussay daante houy kaha.

Zaib: “Koi bhai waai nahi hai ye mera.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh k Zaib ne dono guthne morre phir us pe apne baazu rakhe aur apna chahra apne baziyon pe tika k beth gayi.

Ph. Zohra: “Cousin to hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Aeise hote hain cousin bolein.?” Us ne chehra uthaate houy poocha.

Main: “Mujhe ye sab karne k liye Phupho ne kaha tha.” Main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn k Phuphi Zohra ne gardan morr k mujhe arise dekha jaise mere sar pe sing nikal aaein hon.

Zaib: “Ammi issay kaho k ye yahan se chala jaae.” Us ne ghusse se mujhe dekhte houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid tum doosre kamre mein jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Phupho mainnnnnn.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajiddddddd jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne aankhon se tasali di,,, main ne thorri der baari baari dono maan beti ko dekha aur kamre se bahar aa gaya.

Kamre se bahar aa k main darwaze k saath kharra ho gaya aur maan beti ki baatein sunne k liye apne daaye’n kaan ko darwaze k saath laga diya,,, lekin mujhe kuch sunaai nahi de raha tha.

Thorri der wahan kharre rehne k baad main kamre mein aaya aur blanket le kar so gaya koun k mujhe bohat neend aa rahi t hi.

 

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Next Day Sunday 28th December 2003:-

Subah sawa 9 (9:15am) k baad Phuphi Zohra ne aa k mujhe jagaaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Chalo utho aur mouh haath done jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Poori tarha bedaar hone k baad main uth k beth gaya.

Main: “Zaib ka kia haal hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Do gante lage mujhe ussay mutmaeen karne mein k pehli baar mein kuch nahi hota.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k main ne inminaan ka saans liya.

Main: “Shukar hai wo samjh gayi.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tum ne to kaha tha k wo bhi tumhara saath de rahi thi lekin us ne to kaha k tum ne us k saath zabardsati ki hai.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Phupho kia koi beti apni maan ko khud se keh sakti hai k main khushi khushi chudwa rahi thi aur mujhe maza bhi aa raha tha.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Haannnn.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Wo shadi shuda betiyan hoti hain aur aap bhool rahi hain k aap ki beti abhi kunwari hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Lekin tumhari meharbaani se ab wo kunwaari nahi rahi.” Unhonne kaha.

Main: “To is par mujhe shabashi milni chahiye ya…..?” Main ne un ki gaand ko dekhte houy apni baat beech mein hi rok di.

Ph. Zohra: “Shabaashi k bache,,, mera dil kar raha hai k tumhain do chaar kas k thaparr lagaau.” Unhon ne daant peeste houy ghusse se kaha.

Main: “Banda haazir hai,,, apne dil k armaan poore kar lein.” Main ne kaha.

Ye kehte houy main thorra sa aage hua aur apne daaye’n gaal ko Phuphi Zohra k aage kar diya,,, mera daaya’n gaal aage karte dekh kar Phuphi ne halka sa thaparr maar diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Chalo ab mouh haath dhone jaao phir naashta karein.” Thaparr maarne k baad unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra bed se uth gayi aur kamre se bahar chali gayein,,, un k jaane k baad main bhi bed se utha aur bathroom mein nahaane chala gaya,,, thorri der baad main naashte ka samaan le kar pehle wale kamre mein dakhil ho raha tha.

Ph. Zohra: “Chalo Zaib utho naashta kar lo.” Mujhe andar aate dekh kar Phuphi ne apni beti se kaha.

Zaib: “Mujhe bhook nahi hai,,, aap log kha lein.” Us ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaibbbb khaane se mouh nahi morrte, chalo shabaash utho aur naasha kato.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k Zaib ne bura sa mouh banaaya aur uth k beth gayi,,, main ne dekha us ne khud ko achi tarha se dupatte mein cover kiya hua tha.

 

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Chudaai k baad larki, orat ban jaati hai aur orat banne k baad us k chehre par aik thehraao aur pur’etmaadi nazar aane lagti hai,,, aeisa hi kuch ta’asur us waqt Zaib k chehre par nazar aa raha tha,,, wo aik hi raat mein larki se bina shadi kiye orat ban gayi thi,,, us waqt us k chehre par aik thehraao aur pur’etmaadi saaf jhalak rahi thi.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn ne Zaib halka phulka naashta kiya aur wapas lett gayi, us k lettne k thorri der baad darwaze pe dastak houi,,, dastak ki aawaz sunn k main ne uth kar darwaza khola to dekha saamne Rehan kharra tha.

Rehan: “As………….M.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Wa…………M, kaise ho Rehan.?” Main ne daaye’n haath ko aage karte houy poocha.

Rehan: “Achaaa hoon, (Us ne haath milaaya) sorry wo main raat ko thaka hua tha to aa nahi saka,,, ab kaisi tabiyat hai Zaib ki.?” Us ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Kon hai Sajiddddd.?” Unhon ne unchi aawaz mein poocha.

Main: “Rehan.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main darwaze k saamne se hatt gaya aur Rehan ko kamre k andar aane ka raasta diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Aao Rehan beta.” Unhon ne ussay dekhte houy kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k Rehan kamre k andar aa gaya aur us k andar aane k baad main ne darwaza band kiya aur us k barabar se guzar k sofe pe ja beth gaya.

Rehan k kamre mein aane k baad Zaib ne aankhein khol kar ussay dekha aur uth k beth gayi.

Rehan: “Ab kaisi bayiyat hai aap ki.?” Us ne seedha Zaib ko mukhatib karte houy poocha.

Zaib: “Achi hoon Rehan bhai, thanx.” Us ne jawab diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Aao Rehan beta betho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Rehan: “Thanx Anty,,, bas mein in kheriyat poochne aaya tha.” Us ne kaha.

Zaib: “Rehan bhai bahar ka mosam kaisa hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Rehan: “Aaj subah subah halki halki barish houi thi lekin ab dhoop nikli houi hai.” Us ne jawab diya.

Zaib: “It means k hum wapas ja sakte hain,,, Ammi jaldi se packing karein humain abhi wapasi k liye jana hai.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne apne upar se blanket hattaai aur bed se uthne lagi,,, ussay uthte houy dekh kar main ne aur Phuphi Zohra ne herat se aik doosre ki taraf dekha.

Ph. Zohra: “Itni jaldi abhi to chuttiyan khatam hone mein do din baaqi hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Nahi,,, bas bohat goom phir liya ab mujhe wapas ghar jana hai.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne meri taraf dekha.

 

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Zaib ko apni janib dekhte dekh kar mere chehre par muskurahat aa gayi aur us ne jaise hi mujhe muskuraate houy dekha to apna mouh doosri taraf kar liya.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaib aaram se sham mein chale chalenge.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Nahi,,, bas mujhe aur yahan nahi rukna.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne jhuk kar bed k neeche se apna bag nikaala aur ussay utha k bed pe rakhne lagi,,, lekin bag wazni hone ki waja se us se uthaya nahi gaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid zara bag utha k bed pe rakh do.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k main ne sofe se uthnne k liye apne dono haath apne guthnon par rakhe aur jakse hi main uthne laga to Zaib ne haath k ishaare se mujhe uthne se rok diya.

Zaib: “Main khud utha sakti hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne zor laga kar bag ko uthaya aur ussay bed par rakh diya aur lambe lambe saans lene lagi.

Zaib: “Rehan bhai kal meri umbrella bahar hi reh gayi thi.” Us ne kaha.

Rehan: “Haan wo mere paas hai,,, main abhi le kar aata hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Rehan kamre se bahar chala gaya aur us k jaane k baad main ne Phuphi Zohra ko dekha to wo bhi mujhe hi dekh rahi theen.

Main ne aankh k ishaare se Phuphi Zohra ko Zaib se baat karne ka kaha to unhon ne daaye’n haath se tasalli dene ka ishara kiya aur Zaib k paas chali gayein.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaib hum aaram se shaam mein chale jaaeinge.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Nahi,,, abhi mosam theek hai is liye abhi jaana hai,,, shaam mein mosam ka kuch patta nahi hai kharaab bhi ho sakta hai.” Us ne jawab diya.

Zaib baat karte houy bag mein apne kaprre bhi rakh rahi thi aur apne kaprron k saath saath apni Ammi k kaprre pe rakh rahi thi.

Ph. Zohra: “Jaao Sajid tum bhi apne kaprre samett k aa jaao ta k main unhain doosre bag mein rakh doon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn k main ne unhain dekha to unhon ne aankhon se mujhe kaprre laane ka ishara kiya,,, lehaza main doosre kamre mein aaya aur apne kaprre aur doosra samaan sametne laga.

Mujhe samaan samette houy thorri der hi houi thi k kamre ka darwaza khula aur Phuphi Zohra kamre mein aati houi dikhaai dein.

Main: “Ye achanak Zaib ko kia hua.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Us ka ghussa abhi bhi nahi uthra aur wo abhi bhi tum pe ghussa hai,,, khair agar wo jaana chahti hai to chalte hain.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Khair taqreeban aik gante baad main dono maan beti k saath Murree se Rawalpindi k liye niqal raha tha,,, Phuphi Zohra mere saath wali seat par bethi theen jab k Zaib peeche wali seat par aankhon pe sun glasses lagaae khamoshi bethi safar kar rahi thi.

 

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Jab hum Murree se rawana houy to us waqt din k taqreeban 11 baj rahe thy,,, us din chouky Sunday tha to aam din ki nisbat traffic thorra ziyada tha is liye main ehtiyaat se driving kar raha tha,,, lekin mujhe jahan bhi road saaf milta to main car ki raftaar barrha deta.

Murree se Rawalpindi ka faasla taqreeban 70 km hai aur agar road pe traffic ziyada na hon to 4 se saarre 4 gante lagte hain ye 70km ka faasla tay karne mein.

Lekin us din chounky Sunday tha aur traffic bhi mamool se thorra ziyada tha to humain Rawalpindi tak pohanchte pohanchte 6pm bajj gaye,,, is doraan main ne do jaga break lagaya, aik petrol pump pe aur doosra aik hotel pe chaaye peene k liye.

Khair hum maghrib k kareeb sahi salamat ghar pohanch gaye,,, ghar pohanchte hi Zaib apne Abhu ko salam karte houy apne kamre mein chali gayi.

Main: “As………M, kaise hain Phupha.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Fazal: “Wa………M.” Unhon ne jawab diya. “Tum log aaj hi aa gaye,,, abhi to do din baaqi thy sardiyon ki chuttiyan khatam hone mein.?” Jawab dene k baad unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Asal mein Phupha main ne wapas jaana tha to is liye hum aaj hi aa gaye.” Main ne jawab diya.

Meri baat sunn k Phupha Fazal ne muskura k mujhe dekha aur tv dekhne lage.

Main: “Main zara fresh ho loon.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main seehrriyan charrh k upar aaya aur bathroom mein fresh hone k liye chala gaya,,, fresh hone k baad main kamre mein aaya aur jaise hi main kamre mein aaya to mera mobile vibrate karne laga.

Main ne toliye se mouh ko khush kiya aur jaib se mobile nikaal k dekha to us mein pichle 3 din se ruke houy messages aana shuru ho gaye.

Main aik aik kar k sab k messages parrhne laga, sab k messages parrhne k baad main ne message kar k sab ko apne Pindi aane ki khabar kar di aur wapas neeche aa gaya.

Main: “Phupho aap mere kaprre nikaal dena,,, main aaj raat hi rawana ho jaana chahta hoon.” Sofe pe bethne k baad main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn k Phupha Fazal ne tv ka volume kam kiya aur meri taraf herat se dekhne lage.

Ph. Zohra: “Beta itni jaldi.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Phupha Jaan 1st January se main ne job join karni hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Lekin abhi to 27 December hai aur ye mahina 31 din ka hota hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Lekin Phupho yahan se Multan aur phir Multan se Karachi jaane mein bhi to time lage ga,,, agar aik raat Multan mein ruka to 4 din poore ho jaaenge.” Main ne unhain dekhte houy kaha.

 

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Ph. Fazal: “Tumhari baat mein bhi wazan hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Acha phir aik kaam karo,,, main jaldi jaldi khana bana leti hoon tum kha k thorri der rest karo aur 12 ya 1 bajje tak chale jana.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Lekin phupho.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Beta tumhari Phuphi theek keh rahi hain,,, abhi tum 5-6 gante ki drive kar k aa rahe ho thake houy ho ge,,, thorra rest kar lo us k baad chale jaana.” Unhon ne kaha.

Itne mein mera mobile vibrate hua,,, main ne jaib se mobile nikaal k dekha to wo Fazeela ka message tha.

Main: “Sab k message aae lekin meri jaan ka message nahi aaya,,, lagta hai Noor abhi tak mujh se naraz hai.” Main ne Fazeela ka message open karte houy socha.

Fazeela ne message mein sirf “hello” likha tha,,, mera is waqt us baat karne ka dil nahi kar raha tha is liye main ne us ka message parrhne k baad delete kiya aur mobile ko wapas jaib mein daal diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Faisal k Abu aap aeisa karein k hotel se aik plate salan ki le aaein tab tak main aata goond loon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Theek hai.” Unhon ne uthte houy kaha.

Main: “Aray Phupha aap aaram karein,,, main le aata hoon.” Main ne bhi uthte houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Aray barkhur’daar tum safar se aae ho is liye aaram karo main le aata hoon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Wahan tak jaate jaate aap thak jaaeinge.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Main le aata hoon,,, issi bahaane meri walk ho jaaegi,,, tum tv dekho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phupha ne jhuk kar sofe se tv ka remote utha k mujhe diya aur tv lounge se bahar chale gaye,,, un k jaane k baad main ne dono taangein sofe par phailaarin aur aaram se beth kar tv dekhne laga.

Thorri der baad Phupha Fazal hotel se salan le kar aa gaye aur phir us k 20-25 minutes baad Phuphi Zohra ne mere aage teen rotiyan aur aik salan ki plate la kar rakhi jissay main ne jaldi jaldi khaana aur upar waali manzil pe aa k sone k liye lett gaya.

Mujhe upar aa kar bed par lette houy chand minutes hi guzre honge k mere mobile par Ammi ki call aa gayi.

 

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On Call:-

Main: “Hello my sweetheart.” Call receive karne k baad main ne kaha.

Ammi: “Hello sweetheart ki jaan,,, kaise ho aur kab aa rahe ho.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Bas Parveen aaj raat aik bajje k baad Rawalpindi se raeana hounga phir aik din Multan mein rukne k baad Karachi k liye rawana ho jaaunga.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main ne baaye’n haath ko blanket k andar daala aur apne lund ko trouser k upar se pakarr k sehlaana shuru kar diya.

Ammi: “Jaldi aao yahan behnein be-sabri se intezaar kar rahi hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Meri behnein ya tum aur tumhari behan Jamila.?” Main ne poocha.

Ammi: “Main aur meri chudak’karr behan Jamila.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Khala Panjab se wapas aa gayein.?” Main ne herat k aalam mein poocha.

Ammi: “Haan,,, teen din ho gaye hain ussay aur Ehsan ko aaye houy.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Hummmm yaani ghar mein chaar chaar phudiyan mera intezaar kar rahi hain.” Main ne khushi se kaha.

Main Ammi se baatein bhi kar raha tha aur apne lund ko sehla bhi tha.

Ammi: “Haan ji, tumhara bhi aur tumhare hathyaar ka bhi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Bas meri jaan 3 din aur intezaar kar lo us k baad (gun’gunaate houy)
Hum tum honge bistar hoga
Phudi mein mera hathyaar hoga.” Main ne kaha.

Ammi: “Chup besharam kahi ka.” Ammi ne sharmaate houy kaha.

Main: “Kahi ka nahi,,, apne ghar ka,
Apni Parveen ka,
Apni Jamila ka,
Apni Mahnoor ka,
Apni Zareen ka.” Main ne kaha.

Ammi: “Waaaahhhh, aaj to behnon ka poora poora naam liya hai.” Ammi ne kaha.

Main: “My dear Parveen, main ne behnon ki poori poori bhi li hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ammi: “Acha ye bataao k ye aik bajje wahan se rawana hone ka kon sa waqt hai.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Wo kia hai k hum Pindi 6 sawa 6 bajje k kareeb pohanche to main thorra rest kar k 1 bajje k baad Multan k liye rawana ho jaaunga,,, aik din aur aik raat wahan ruk k next day wahan se ghar k liye rawana ho jaaunga.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ammi: “Hummmm,,, ye bhi theek hai.” Ammi ne kaha.

Us k baad main ne mazeed thorri der Ammi se baatein ki aur phir unhain A****H**** keh kar sone k liye aankhein band kar lein.

 

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Sone se pehle main ne 11:30pm ka alarm laga diya tha is liye jaise hi 11:30pm houy to alarm ki aawaz se meri aankh khul gayi aur main uth kar beth gaya.

Uth kar bethne k baad main ne aankhein malein aur daaye’n taraf dekha to Faisal blanket liye be’fikri se so raha tha.

Main: “Kaisa bhai hai,,, kal raat is ki behan chud gayi aur issay abhi tak khabar nahi houi.” Main ne ussay dekhte houy socha.

Lund: “Acha hua issay khabar nahi houi,,, agar issay khabar ho jaati to is ne sote mein teri aur meri maar maar gaand suja deni thi.” Us ne jaldi se kaha.

Main: “Tere paas kon si gaand hai lund k bache.?” Main ne poocha.

Lund: “Main tere tatton ko apni gaand samjhta hoon.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Tu sach mein lund hai is liye lund jaisi hi baatein karta hai.” Main ne kaha.

Lund: “Acha ab mere saath baatein mat chod,,, uth k haath mouh dho aur nikal yahan se.” us ne kaha.

Lund ki baat sunn k main ne apne upar se blanket hattaai aur fresh hone k liye bathroom mein chala gaya.

Fresh hone k baad jab main bathroom se bahar aaya to dekha mera bag kamre mein mojood table par rakha hai aur us mein mere kaprre waghera bhi rakhe hain,,, khair main ne jaldi jaldi apni baaqi ki packing ki aur bag liye neeche aa gaya.

Neeche aane k baad main ne Phuphi Zohra k bedroom k darwaze pe dastak di,,, thorri der baad Phuphi ne darwaza khola aur mere kandhe pe mera bag dekh kar peeche murr kar deewar pe lagi garrhi mein time dekha.

Ph. Zohra: “Baara bhi bajj gaye.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Haan ji,,,, baara bhi bajj gaye.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Main tumhare Phupha ko jaga doon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra kamre mein chali gayein jab k main ne bag ko kandhe se utaara aur sofe pe ja k beth gaya,,, thorri der baad Phupha Fazal aur Phuphi Zohra kamre se bahar aate houy dikhaai diye.

Unhain kamre se bahar aate dekh kar main sofe se uth gaya,,, Phuphi Zohra kamre se niqal k Zaib k kamre mein chali gayein.

Main: “Acha Phupha Jaan ijaza.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main aage barrha aur apne dono baazu phaila kar Phupha Fazal se gale milne laga,,, jab main Phupha se gale mil raha tha to itni der mein Phuphi Zohra apni beti Zaib k kamre se niqal k hamare paas aa k kharri ho gayi theen.

Ph. Fazal: “Ehtiyaat se jaana beta.” Unhon ne meri peeth thap’thapaate houy kaha.

Phupha Fazal se milne k baad main Phuphi Zohra se gale mila.

Ph. Zohra: “Zaib jaag rahi hai,,, jaate houy us se mil k jaana.” Unhon ne gale milte houy dheemi aawaz se mere kaan mein sargoshi ki.

Main: “Ussay bura lage ga.” Main ne bhi dheemi aawaz mein kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Nahi lage ga.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra mujh se alag ho gayein.

Main: “Phupho Zaib jaag rahi hai.?” Alag hone k baad main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Haan wo jaag rahi hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Theek,,, main zara Zaib se mil loon.” Main ne kaha aur Zaib k kamre ki taraf apne qadam barrha diye.

 

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Thorri der baad main Zaib k bedroom k darwaze par dadtak de kar andar dakhil ho raha tha.

Zaib: “Andar aane ki zaroorat nahi hai,,, wahi pe ruk jaao.” Us ne mujhe karme k andar aate dekha to jaldi se kaha.

Zaib bed par bed k sarhaane wali taraf tek laga k bethi houi kisi kitaab ka muta’ala kar rahi thi us ki,,, us ki dono taangein seedhi theen aur un pe blanket dalli houi thi.

Main: “Wo main wapas ja raha tha to socha tumhain bye bye bol doon.” Main ne kamre k andar dakhil hote houy kaha.

Zaib: “Meri balla se tum jahan’num mein chale jaao.” Us ne bad dua di.

Main: “Jaate houy bande k baare mein aeisa nahi kehte.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Please go.” Us ne ghussa zabt karte houy kaha.

Main: “Agar ho sake to mujhe maaf kar dena.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main wapasi k liye paltta.

Zaib: “Maaf to main tumhain saari zindagi nahi karugi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Chalo issi bahaane main tumhain yaad to rahuga.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Agar Ammi ne apni jaan ki qasam na di hoti to aaj tum apne pairon par nahi chaar kandhon par ja rahe hote.” Us ne kaha.

Zaib ki baat sunn k main ne ussay muskura k dekha aur jaane k liye apne daqam utha diye.

Zaib: “Meri aik baat maano ge.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Haan bolo.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Aaj k baad kabhi mere saamne nahi aana.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Koshish karuga.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Now get lost.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “A**** H****.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main Zaib k kamre se bahar aaya aur bahar aa k main ne apna bag kandhe pe daala aur ghar se bahar jaane laga.

Ph. Fazal: “Jaao Bhatije ko gate tak chorr aao.” Unhon ne apni biwi (Phuphi Zohra) se kaha.

Phupha Fazal ki baat sunn k Phuphi Zohra mere peeche peeche aane lagi,,, bahar aa k main ne car ka peeche wala darwaza khola aur kandhe pe latka hua apna bag car mein rakh k darwaza band kar diya.

Darwaza band karne k baad main ne car ko bahar nikaala aur phir Phuphi Zohra k paas ja k kharra ho gaya.

Main: “Acha Zohra mujhe ijazat do.” Main ne apne baazu phailaate houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tum ne meri beti k saath acha nahi kiya.” Unhon ne mere gale lagte houy shikwa bhare lehje mein kaha.

Main: “Shayad qismat mein aeisa hona likha tha.” Main ne unhain seene se lagaate houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Kismat k bache.” Unhon ne mere kandhe pe mukka maarte houy kaha.

Main: “Jaate jaate mujhe kiss nahi dogi.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Koi kiss wiss nahi mile gi.” Unhon ne door hote houy kaha.

Main: “Koun.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Aik to meri beti ki izzat kharab kar di upar se kiss bhi maang rahe ho,,, jaao main nahi deti tumhain kiss.” Unhon ne naraazi se kaha.

Main: “Placessss meri achi wali Phupho nahi ho.” Main ne minnat karte houy kaha.

Ye keh kar main aage barrha aur Phuphi Zohra k daaye’n haath ko kalaai wali jaga se pakarr k jhatke se apni taraf khaincha aur unhain apne saath lga kar apne hont un k honton se mila diye aur un k honton ko choomne laga.

Ph. Zohra: “Basss ab jaao aur ehtiyaat se drive karna.” Thorri der baad unhon ne alag hote houy kaha.

Phuphi Zohra se alag hone k baad main car mein aa k betha aur unhain bye bye bol kar wahan se rawana ho gaya.