Incest Badalte Rishte by Awara Romio

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Main: “Khair hai,,, aadhe gante tak hum free ho jaange.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Nahi Sajid mujhe sex ka maza tab aata hai jab aaram aur sakoon se ho,,, jaldi jaldi wala sex mujhe bilkul bhi pursakoon nahi karta.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Lekin yaar is tarha mujhe beech mein chorr k matt jaao.” Main ne roothe andaz se kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Yaar samjha karo hum phir kabhi ye sab kar lenge,,, aaj karna munasib nahi hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Phir kabhi,,, lekin kab.?” Main ne poocha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum aeisa karo aaj raat yahi ruk jaao main raat mein kisi waqt tumhare paas aa jaaungi aur hum aaram se sex kar lenge.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Nahi,,, main aaj raat yahan nahi ruk sakta,,, mujhe kal har haal mein Multan pohanchna hai aur phir us se agle din apne ghar Karachi rawana hona hai.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “To zindagi mein phir kabhi mouka mila to is adhoore kaam ko poora kar lenge ok.” Unhon ne kaha.

Mehnaz Bhabhi ki baat sunn k main kaafi upset ho gaya aur unhain ghusse se dekhne laga.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Yaar samjha karo.” Mujhe apni taraf ghusse se dekhte houy dekh kar unhon ne kaha.

Mehnaz Bhabhi ki baat sunn k main ne koi jawab nahi diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Acha main aik kaam karti hoon,,, main tumhain thorra sa maza de deti hoon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Mehnaz Bhabhi bed k paas aaein aur bed pe beth kar jhuki aur mere murjhaae houy lund ko pakarr k ussay mouh mein le liya aur mere lund ko choosne lagein.

Mehnaz Bhabhi k lund choosne k thorri der baad mera lund angrraaiyan le kar kharra hone laga,,, mere lund ne jaise hi jaan pakrri to Bhabhi ne ussay lolipop ki tarha choosna shuru kar diya.

Mehnaz Bhabhi apni poori zubaan do se teen baar mere lund k motte se tope par gol gol hoomaati aur phir apna mouh khol kar mere lund ko jitna ho sakta apne mouh mein le leti phir lund ko apne honton se pakarrti aur dheere dheere lund ko mouh se bahar nikaal deti.

Mehnaz Bhabhi k is andaz se lund choosa mujhe maze k samandar ki gehraaiyon mein utaar raha tha aur mein lazzat k aik naaye jahaan se mutaa’raf ho raha tha.

Thorri der baad Mehnaz Bhabhi ne apne mouh ko mere lund par taizi se upar neeche karna shuru kar diya,,, Bhabhi ko is tarha karte dekh kar main ne un k sar pe apne dono haath rakhe aur un k sar ko neeche ki taraf dabaana shuru kar diya.

Main: “Aaahhhh aaaahhhhh zorrrr seeeee choooosssooo hhhmmmm hhhmmmm aaahhhhhh zor zor se aur taizzzzzz aaahhhhh taizzzzz aur taizzzzz.” Main ne siskariyaan lete houy kaha.

 

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Mehnaz Bhabhi k lund choosne ki raftaar itni taiz thi k mujhe qpne jism mein halchal si mehsoos houi aur mujhe aeisa lagne laga k mera saara khoon mere lund ki jaanib dorr raha ho.

Meri saans apne aap taiz ho gayi,,, taangein aur taangon k uar meri kamar akarrne lagi,,, aankhein band hone lagi aur Bhabhi k sar par rakhe haath sar se hatt kar bed par aa gaye.

Main: “Aaaahhhh aaaaahhhhh Bhabhiiiiiii I am coming gggggg aaaahhhhh.” Main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn k Mehnaz Bhabhi ne taizi se mera lund apne mouh se nikaala aur ussay apne daaye’n haath ki muthi mein pakarr k muthi upar neeche kar k muth lagaani shuru kar di.

Thorri der baad mere lund se safaid aur lesdaar paani ki dhaar nikli jo chaar se paanch inches upar ja kar wapas mere paitt par aa k giri,,, mere lund se jaise hi paani ki pichkaari nikli Bhabhi ne mere lund par rakhi apni muthi ko dheela chorr diya aur dheere dheere muthi upar neeche kar k mere lund mein mojood baaqi paani nikaalne lagein.

Jab mere lund se mera saara pani nikal gaya to Mehnaz Bhabhi ne mere lund se apni muthi hatta li aur apne haath par lage mere paani ko chaatt liya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Is se pehle k meri Saas aur Nand aaye,,, neeche chal k hum apne apne kaprre pehan lein.” Saara haath chattne k baad unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Mehnaz Bhabhi bed se uthein aur kamre se bahar jaane lagein,,, unhain kamre se bahar jaata dekh kar main bed se utha aur seedha bathroom mein ja k apne paitt par gire apne paani ko saaf kiya phir kamre se bahar aa k neeche jaane laga,,, neeche aa k main ne aur Mehnaz Bhabhi ne apne apne kaprre pehne lagein.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum aeisa karo bahar goomne k liye chale jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Bahar goomne,,, lekin koun.?” Main ne poocha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Pagal,,, ghar mein is waqt hum dono k ilawa koi nahi hai aur humain aik saath dekh kar meri Saas ya Nand ghalat matlab na le.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Oooohhhh,,, I see.” Main ne samajne wale andaz mein kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Yahan se thorri door aik park hai tum wahan chale jaao,,, jab wo log wapas aa jaaengi to main un k aaane k thorri der baad tumhain miss call doongi to tum aa jaana.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Ok done.” Main ne kaha.

Us k baad Mehnaz Bhabhi ne mujhe park ka raasta samjhaaya aur main ghar se bahar nikal k paidal hi park ki taraf chal parra,,, thorri der baad main park mein betha aate jaate logon ko dekh raha tha.

Mujhe park mein bethe kitni der houi kuch andaza nahi hua,,, phir mere mobile par Mehnaz Bhabhi ki miss call aai to main park se nikal k ghar ki taraf rawana ho gaya,,, thorri der baad main ghar mein tha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Kahan chale gaye thy beta.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Yahan nazdeek mein jo park hai wahan walk karne gaya tha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Hum sab living room mein bethe thy Mehnaz Bhabhi apni Saad yaani Taai Rukhsana k bethi theen aur un se thorra sa faasla rakh k un ki Nand yaani Ramsha bethi thi.


Ramsha ne safaid tights k upar halke neele rang ki lambi si kamiz pehni houi thi aur kamiz k upar kaale rang ki leather ki jacket pehan rakhi thi.



Ramsha: “Aap ne khana kha liya.?” Us ne poocha.



Ye pehli baar tha jab Ramsha ne mujhe baraah-e-raast mukhatib kiya tha.



Main: “Ji main ne kha liya hai.”main ne jawab diya.


Ramsha: “Aap k ghar mein kon kon hai, I mean aap kitne behan bhai hain.?” Us ne poocha.

 

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Main: “Hum chaar behan bhai hain do behnein aur do bhai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ramsha: “Hum panach behan bhai hain,,, teen behanein aur do bhai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Hummmm good.” Main ne kaha.

Ramsha: “Aap kia karte hain.?” Us ne poocha.

Ramsha k baar baar sawaal poochne se lag raha tha k wo khaasi batooni kisam ki larki hai.

Main: “I complete my studies and join the job on 1st January.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ramsha: “Ooohhhh congratulations.” Un ne muskura k kaha.

Main: “Thank you,,, aap kia karti hain.?” Main ne poocha.

Ramsha: “Main ne bhi apni studies complete kar li hai aur aaj kal bacho ko ghar mein tuition deti hoon.” Us ne jawab dia.

Main: “That’s good.” Main ne kaha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Bas ye Shameem ki Shazia apni parrhaai par dehaan de,,, aik to pehle hi Imran ne ussay der se school mein dakhil kiya aur upar se us ne matric k baad kha-ma-kha apne do saal zaaya kar diye.” Unhon ne afsurda lehje mein kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Taai Jaan do saal nahi aik saal,,, aik saal to wo bechaari bimaar hi rahi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Aik saal bimaar rahi.?” Main ne herat se poocha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Haan ussay bukhaar ho gaya tha.” Unhon ne bojhal lehje mein jawab diya.

Main: “Ooooooohhhh bukhaar.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Bukhaar nahi,,, taifaid hua tha,,, darasal jaise hi us (Shazia) k matric k peppers khatam houy to ussay taifaid ho gaya aur aeisa taifaud hua k us k collage mein admission lene ki date nikal gayi,,, next year us ne khud admission nahi liya,,, phir jab Adnan ne 9th k pepers paas kiye to hum ne ussay force kiya aur kaha k tumhara bhai tum se parrhaai mein aage nikal jaaega to us ne college mein admission liya.” Unhon ne tafseeli andaz mein kaha.

 

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Main: “Ab aap ki bhatiji kon si class mein hai.?” Main ne Bhabhi ki taraf dekhte houy poocha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Khair se Shazia 2nd year mein hai aur Adnan 1st year mein hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Ramsha: “Aap mein se chaaye kon kon piyega.?” Us ne sofe se uthte houy poocha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Kon kon kia,,, sab piyege,,, tum sab k liye achi si chaaye banaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ramsha: “Ok.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Ramsha wahan se seedhi kitchen ki taraf jaane lagi aur hum sab aapas mein beth kar baatein karne lagein,,, us k baad maghrib tak koi khaas baat ya khaas waziya nahi hua.

Maghrib ka waqt tha main living room mein betha tv pe 1992 k cricket world cup ka final match dekh raha tha jo Eng. Vs Pak. Ki teams k darmiyan Australia k shehar Melbourne mein hua tha.

Rukhsana apne shohar Choudhry Karam Hussain k saath mujh se thorra sa faasla rakh k bethi houi theen aur un k saath khush-gawaar mode mein baatein kar rahi theen.

Ramsha shayad upar apne kamre mein thi aur Mehnaz Bhabhi kitchen mein raat k dinner ka ehtimaam kar rahi theen.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Sajid betha tum bore to nahi ho rahe.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Ch. Karam H: “Bore to hoga hi jab se aaya hai ya to tv dekh raha hai ya mobile pe game khail raha hai.” Mere jawab dene se pehle unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Nahi Uncle aeisi baat nahi hai,,, main theek hoon.” Main ne jaldi se kaha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Agar Adnan yahan hota to tumhain Lahore shehar dilhaane k liye le jaata.” Unhon ne kaha.

Abhi main kuch kehne hi wala tha k Ramsha seehrriyan utarti houi dikhaai di.

Ch. Karam H: “Ramsha aik kaam karo,,, abhi apni chotti Bhabhi k paas jaao aur ussay kaho k Sajid ko kahin goomane phiraane k liye le jaae.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ramsha: “Aik kaam karte hain,,, aeisa karte hain hum sab aaj bahar dinner pe chalte hain.” Us ne kaha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Aeisa karo tum Mehnaz k saath Sajid ko bahar goomane phiraane k liye le jaao aur saath mein dinner bhi kar k aa jaao Sajid ki boriyat bhi door ho jaaegi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ramsha: “Good idia.” Us ne khushi se kaha.

Main: “Aray nahi,,, main theek hoon, its ok.” Main ne jaldi se kaha.

Ramsha: “Aray aap hamare shehar mein 1st time aae hain aur aap to jaante hi hain k Lahore wale khilaane pilaane k barrhe shokeen hote hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “But….” Main ne kehna chaha.

Ramsha: “No but wut,,, no agar magar ok,,, aap jaldi se jaarin aur tiyaar ho k aa jaarin tab tak main Mehnaz Bhabhi ko tiyaar hone ka kehti hoon.” Us ne kaha.

 

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Taqreeban aik gante gaand hum teenon tiyaar ho k living room mein kharre thy.

Main: “Aap dono bhi chalte to acha hota.” Main ne kaha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Nahi beta,,, tum log jaao hum budha budhi ghar par hi theek hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Khair hum ghar se bahar aaye aur phir car mein beth kar goomne aur dinner karne k liye rawana ho gaye aur 2 se dhaai gante baad wapas ghar aa gaye,,, is beech hamare darmiyan baaton k ilawa aur koi bhi khaas baat nahi houi,,, ghar aane k baad main seedha bathroom mein gaya aur chotta pishaab kar k aur apna bag le kar wapas aa gaya.

Ramsha: “Ye kia aap ja rahe hain.?” Us ne mere kandhe pe beg dekhne k baad poocha.

Main: “Haan.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Beta raat ruk jaate, kal din mein aaram se chale jaate.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Nahi Taai Jaan,,, mujhe kal har haal mein Multan pohanchna hai phir aik din wahan ruk k Karachi k liye rawana hona hai koun k meri job start ho rahi hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ta. Rukhsana: “Lekin is tarha thorri der k liye aana achi baat to nahi hai,,, na tum ne theek se kuch dekha na theek se kuch khaaya.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Khair hai,,, phir kabhi aaya to kaafi din rahuga aur theek se dekhuga bhi aur khaaunga bhi.” Main ne Bhabhi ko dekhte houy kaha.

Mehnaz Bhabhi ne meri baat mein chupe matlab ko samjhte houy masnooi ghusse se mujhe aankhein dikhaaein aur phir muskurane lagein.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Agli baar aana to apni begham ko saath laana.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Pehle shadi to ho lene dein.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Mangni ho gayi hai to shadi bhi aik na aik din ho jaaegi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “In……..H.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne sofe par rakha apna chotta sa beg uthaaya aur ussay daaye’n taraf k kandhe par daal diya.

Main: “Acha Uncle mujhe ab ijazat dein.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main Choudhry Karam Hussain se gale mila,,, un se gale milne k baad main ne Taai Rukhsana se piyaar liya phir Ramsha se haath milaaya aur aakhir mein Mehnaz Bhabhi se haath milaaya.

Mehnaz Bhabhi se haath milaate waqt main ne jaan booj kar un k haath ko halke se dabaa diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Dehaan se drive karna ok.” Unhon ne kaha.

Mehnaz Bhabhi ki baat sunn k main ne unhain muskura k dekha us k baad main ghar se bahar aaya phir car mein betha aur Lahore se Multan k liye rawana ho gaya.

 

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Jab main Mehnaz Bhabhi k ghar se rawana hua to us waqt raat k 10pm bajj rahe thy aur abhi main ne aadhe gante ka safar ki kiya tha k mere mobile par call tune bajji,,, main ne dish board par rakha apna mobile uthaya aur bina screen ki taraf dekhe call ok kar k mobile ko kaan se laga diya.

On Call:-

Main: “Hello,,, who is this.?” Main ne kaha.

Doosri taraf Samreen thi lehaza us ne meri baat sunn k naraazgi se kaha.

Samreen: “Ooooohhhh to janab ne hamara number hi contact list se nikaal diya.” Us ne kaha.

Zanana aawaz sunn k main ne kaan k paas se mobile hattaaya aur ye dekhne k liye k kis ki call hai mobile screen ko dekha,,, mobile screen par ‘Samreen calling’ likha hua nazar aaya.

Main: “Sorry Samreen main ne bina dekhe call ok kar li,,, wo darasal main driving kar raha hoon na is liye.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Aap Lahore mein hain bataaya bhi nahi,,, kaise dost hain aap.” Us ne shikwa kiya.

Main: “Tumhain kis ne bataya k main Lahore mein hoon.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “Abhi thorri der pehle meri Ramsha Aapi se baat houi thi to unhon ne bataaya.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Haan, main subah se yahan tha aur thorri der pehle Multan k liye rawana ho chuka hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Aap Lahore gaye mujhe bataaya bhi nahi.” Us ne roothe andaz mein kaha.

Main: “Is mein bataane wala kia hai.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Main aap ki GF hoon aur GF ko batta hona chahiye k us ka BF kahan hota hai,,, aap ko bataana chahiye tha,,, jaaein main aap se nahi bolti.” Us ne roothe andaz mein kaha.

Main: “Ooohhhh pehle hi aik latki naraz hai,,, please ab tum matt naraz ho jaana.” Main ne jaldi se kaha.

Main Samreen se baatein karte houy ehtiyaat se car drive kar raha tha,,, raat ka waqt tha aur sardiyan bhi thi to is liye road par traffic mamool se kam thi.

Samreen: “Aur kon naraaz hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Noor,,, meri jjjj behan.” Main ne JAAN bolte bolte khud ko rokte houy BEHAN ka lafz kaha.

Samreen: “Noor Aapi aap se koun naraz hain.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Asal mein 1st January ko meri birthday hai aur wo samjh rahi hai k main 1st January tak nahi pohnchuga to ghar mein meri birthday party nahi hogi,,, bas is baat ko le kar wo mujh se naraaz hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Samreen: “Aap ki 1st January ko birthday aati hai.?” Us ne herat se poocha.

Main: “Yes.” Main ne jawab diya.

Samreen: “Wowwww,,, ao lucky.” Us ne kaha.

 

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Main: “Tumhari birthday kab hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “29th February ko.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Wowwww phir to tum bhi lucky ho.” Main ne kaha.

Sameen: “Haan,,, patta hai har chaar saal baad meri birthday aati hai aur sab mujhe chaar chaar birthday gifts dete hain.” Us ne khush hote houy kaha.

Main: “Wowww,,, tumhare to maze hain.” Main ne kaha.

Sameeen: “Yessss,,, next year leap year hai yaani mera birthday year to aap kitne gifts denge mujhe.?” Us ne poocha.

Main abhi Samreen ki baat ka jawab dene hi wala tha k saamne nazar aata singal band ho gaya to majbooran mujhe car rokni parri.

Main chunky apni taraf ka sheesha neeche kar k thandi hawa ka maza lete houy drive kar raha tha to mere barabar mein jo car aa k ruki us mein kaafi taiz volume se ye gana bajj raha tha.

Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Aashiko Mein Sab Se
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye

Samreen: “Wowww what a nice song,,, aap song sunnte houy drive kar rahe hain.?” Us ne poocha.

Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Aashiko Mein Sab Se
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye

Main: “Nahi,,, ye song meri gaarri mein nahi chal raha,,, main singal pe ruka hua hoon to mere saath wali car mein ye gaana bajj raha hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Doston Mein Sab Se
Meri Dosti Pasand Aaye
Meri Dosti Pasand Aaye

Samreen: “Mujhe ye song bohat pasand hai
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Doston Mein Sab Se
Meri Dosti Pasand Aaye
Meri Dosti Pasand Aaye.” Us ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Itne mein singal green ho gaya aur main ne aur saath wali car ne apni apni car aage barrha dein.

Main: “Phir to tumhain ye song poora aata hoga.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Yes,,, mujhe do chaar songs hi poore aate hain, un mein se aik ye song bhi hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Tu Husn Ke Rangon Se Likhi Hui Gazal Hai
Tu Husn Ke Rangon Se Likhi Hui Gazal Hai
Tu Pyaar Ke Dariya Mein Khilata Hua Kawal Hai.” Main ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Samreen: “Waaaahhhhh lagta hai ye song aap ko bhi poora aata hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Yes,,,, Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Shayaro Mein Sab Se
Meri Shayri Pasand Aaye
Meri Shayri Pasand Aaye
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se.” Main ne jawab k saath saath gun’gunaate houy jawab diya.

Samreen: “Poora song gaana parrega.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Yes,,, ab shuru kiya hai to khatam bhi kar dein.” Main ne jawab diya.

Samreen: “Mere Dil Ke Aaine Mein Tasveer Hai Tumhaari
Mere Dil Ke Aaine Mein Tasveer Hai Tumhaari.” Us ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Main: “Sach…..?” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Jhoot,,,
Ab Tum To Ban Gaye Ho Zingagi Hamaari
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tumhe Saadagi Mein Sab Se
Meri Saadagi Pasand Aaye
Meri Saadagi Pasand Aaye
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se.” us ne khushi se gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Main: “Tumhari aawaz bhi piyaari hai.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Thanx.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Tujh Se Nazar Milake Madhosh Zindagi Hai
Tujh Se Nazar Milake Madhosh Zindagi Hai.” Main ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Samreen: “Sach…..?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Yesssss 100% sach.” Main ne jawab diya.

Mere jawab mein mere kaanon mein Samreen ki hansi ki aawaz sunaai di.

Main: “Din Raat Mere Dil Mein Bas Teri Bekhudi Hai
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Deewangi Mein Sab Se
Meri Deewangi Pasand Aaye
Meri Deewangi Pasand Aaye.” Main ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Samreen: “Acha Sajid Bhai mujhe ammi aawaz de rahi hain,,, shayad unhain koi kaam hai,,, main aap se baat mein baat karti hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Wait,,, gaane ki aakhir lines to sunnti jaao.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Ok,,, sunaaein.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Yeh Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
Tujhe Aashiko Mein Sab Se
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye
Meri Aashiqi Pasand Aaye
Meri Shaayari Pasand Aaye.” Main ne gun’gunaate houy kaha.

Samreen: “Meri Dosti Pasand Aaye.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Dosti bhi pasand hai aur dosti k saath saath tum bhi pasand ho.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Oooo hello,,, ziyada free nahi hon aai samjh,,, main aap ki jhoot moot ki GF hoon.” Us ne jaldi se kaha.

Samreen ki baat sunn kar main zordaar keh’kaha lagaya aur mere keh’kahe lagaane k baad Samreen bhi hansne lagi.

Samreen: “Acha ab main call cut kar rahi hoon ok.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Have a save journey,,, bye bye.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Samreen ne call cut kar di aur main ne mobile ko wapas dish board pe rakh diya aur apna poora dehaan driving par laga diya.

Lahore se Multan ka faasla taqreeban 350km ka hai aur is faasle ko tay karne mein lag’bhag 6 se 7 gante lag jaate hain.

Raaste mein itni dhund thi k mujhe Sahiwal pohanchte pohanchte aadhi raat k 2 bajj gaye,,, Sahiwal pohanch kar main ne trackon wale adde par rukk kar garam garam chaaye pi aur chaaye pi kar phir se rawana ho gaya.

 

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Next Day Tuesday 30th December 2003:-

Taqreeban subah k saarre aath (8:30am) bajje k kareeb main Multan shehar hi hafood mein dakhil hua aur 9 bajje tak ghar pohanch gaya,,, sab se milne milaane k baad main ne naashta kiya phir thorri der Phuphi Sidra aur Phupha Raza se baatein us k baad Asif k kamre mein aaya change kiya aur phir mouh tak blanket orrhe so gaya.

Chaar ya shayad sawa chaar bajje ka waqt hoga, musalsal mobile ki ring tune ki aawaz se meri aankh khul gayi,,, lehaza main ne haath barrha k apna mobile uthaya aur us ki screen ko dekha to wahan ‘Pindi Home’ likha hua nazar aaya,,, main ne Phuphi Zohra k ghar ka land line number ‘Pindi Home’ k naam se apne mobile mein save kiya hua tha,,, main ne call ok kar k mobile ko kaan se lagaya.

On Call:-

Main: “Hello.” Main ne neend ki kefiyat mein kaha.

Doosri taraf Phuphi Zohra theen.

Ph. Zohra: “Hello Sajid,,, kab se phone kar rahi hoon,,, kia so rahe thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Haan,,, wo main so raha tha.” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Kheriyat se Multan pohanch gaye thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Ji,,, main kheriyat se Multan pohanch gaya tha,,, aap sunaaein kia haal hai aur Zaib kaisi hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Main to theek hoon lekin Zaib theek nahi hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Koun,,, kia hua.?” Main ne poocha.

Ye poochne k baad main bed pe uth kar beth gaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Jab se wo Murree se wapas aai hai apne kamre se bahar hi nahi nikli,,, bas saara din kamre mein parrhi rehti hai,,, aaj us k Abu bhi pooch rahe thy k Zaib ki tabiyat to theek hai do din se nazar hi naai aai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Phupho aap ussay samjhaaein k jo ho gaya ab wo badal to nahi sakta.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Main ye baat ussay samjha samjha k thak gayi hoon lekin wo samjh hi nahi rahi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Kia kehti hai wo.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Wo kuch kehti hi nahi hai yehi to sab se barra masla hai,,, bas khamoshi se meri baqwaas sunnti rehti hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Acha main ussay call kar k samjhaane ki koshish karta hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Haan,,, tum samjhaao shayad tumhari baat samjh jaae.” Unhon ne kaha.

Us k baad main ne Phuphi Zohra k saath thorri der aur phone pe baatein ki aur phir call cut kar di,,, call cut karne k baad main bathroom mein chala gaya,,, bathroom mein aa k main ne t-shirt utaari aur sheeshe k saamne kharre ho kar sochne laga k Zaib se kia baat karni hai.

 

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Haath mouh dhone k baad jab mein wapas Asif wale bedroom mein aaya to dekha bed pe Salma bethi mere mobile ko dekh rahi thi,,, us ki peeth meri taraf thi.

Main: “Kisi ka mobile us ki permission k baghair chack karna buri baat hai.” Main ne kaha.

Meri aawaz sunn k Salma aik dam se chouk gayi aur jaldi se mera mobile bed pe rakh k peeche murr k mujhe dekha aur dekhne k baad kharri ho gayi.

Salma: “Www www wo main bas aap ka mobile utha k chack kar rahi thi k ye open kaise hota hai.” Us ne gabraate houy kaha.

Main: “Relex Sister-in-law (main us k nazdeek hua) mere mobile mein koi aeisi waisi cheez nahi hai jo gandi ho.” Main ne kaha.

Mere jism par sirf trouser tha aur mujhe apne nazdeek aate dekh kar Salma do qadam peeche ho gayi.

Salma: “Control G ja G control.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Koun meri sister-in-law.?” Main ne poocha.

Salma: “Koun k peeche khatra hai.” Us ne darwaze ki taraf dekhte houy kaha.

Salma ki nazron ka peeche karte houy main ne gardan guma k dekha to kamre ka darwaza khula hua tha aur sab k baatein karne ki aawaz aa rahi thi.

Main: “To main darwaza band kar deta hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Salma: “Nahi,,, sab tv lounge mein bethe hain wo ghalat samjhe gein.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Kuch nahi hota.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne aage barrh k Salma ka haath pakrra aur ussay apni taraf khainch k apne saath laga liya,,, jaise hi main ne Salma ka haath pakrra aur ussay khaich kar apne saath lagaya to wo aik dam se peeche houi aur apna haath mere haath se churra k kharri ho gayi.

Salma: “Khud to phasse ge saath mein mujhe bhi phasswaenge.” Us ne sehme houy lehje mein kaha.

Main ne dekha Salma ka saans phoola hua tha aur us k chehre par khauf k saaye saaf dikhaai de rahe thy.

Salma: “Aik to aate hi lambi taan k so gaye aur ab sab k saamne romance karne ka soch rahe hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Saari raat driving ki thi thaka hua tha to naashta kar k so gaya,,, waise tum yahan kia karne aai thi.?” Main ne poocha.

Salma: “Main aap ko uthaane aai thi.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Salma darwaze ki taraf jaane lagi aur darwaze k paas ruk kar peeche murr k mujhe dekha.

Salma: “Nice body.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Salma kamre se bahar chali gayi aur us k jaane k baad main ne kaale rang ki kameez shalwaar nikaali phir change kiya aur kamre se nikal k tv lounge mein aa k beth gaya.

 

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Tv lounge mein aa k bethne k baad main sab se baatein karne laga,,, mere barabar mein Phuphi Sidra bethi theen aur un se thotra sa faasla rakh k Phuphs Raza bethe thy.

Uzma aur Salma mere bilkul saamne wale sofe par bethi aapas mein baatein bhi kar rahi theen aur waqfe waqfe se mujhe bhi dekh rahi theen,,, Shumaila Bhabhi kahin nazar nahi aa rahi theen, shayad wo apne bedroom mein theen.

Salma apni behan Uzma se baatein karne k saath saath mujh dekh rahi thi,,, meri nazar bhi baar baar us ki taraf uth rahi thi aur jab bhi hamari nazrein aapas mein takraati to wo aankhon se upar chatt pe jaane ka ishara kar deti,,, sab k saath baatein karte houy mujhe khayaal aaya k main ne Zaib ko call karni hai aur ussay samjhana hai,,, lehaza ye khayal aate hi main sofe se utha.

Main: “Mere mobile mein balance nahi hai,,, main zara mobile ka card le aaun.” Uthne k baad main ne kaha.

(Ye 2003 ki baat hai tab Pakistan mein easy load ki sahoolat nahi thi aur mobile mein balance dalwaane k liye 100,500 aur 1000 waale cards milte thy.)

Ye kehne k baad main ne apni pent se apna mobile nikaala aur ussay dekhne laga.

Ph. Sidra: “Beta jacket waghera pehan k jaao,,, bahar thandi hawa chal rahi hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Sidra ne apne saamne bethi apni dono betiyon mein se aik beti ko mukhatib kiya.

Ph. Sidra: “Uzmaaaa,, jaao Asif k kamre se Sajid ki jacket le kar aao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Uzma: “Gi acha Ammi.” Us ne uthte houy kaha.

Sofe se uthne k baad Uzma dheemi chaal chalti houi apne chotte bhai aur mere chotte Saale Asif k kamre mein gayi aur thorri der baad meri jacket samett wapas aa gayi.

Uzma: “Ye lein aap ki jacket.” Us ne jacket ko meri taraf barrhaate houy kaha.

Main: “Thanx.” Main ne us k haath se jacket lete houy kaha.

Uzma k haath se jacket lene k baad aur ussay THANX kehne k baad main jacket ko pehanne laga.

Uzma: “Main jacket k saath aap ki topi bhi le aai.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Uzma ne apne doosre haath mein pakrri houi kaale rang ki topi ko meri taraf barrha diya.

Main: “Lekin topi to mere paas pehle se mojood hai.” Main ne dheemi aawaz mein kaha.

Uzma: “Kon si topi.?” Us ne ta’ajub se poocha.

Uzma ki baat sunn k main ne aankhon se apni taangon k darmiyan ishara kiya.

Uzma: “Us topi ko sar pe nahi pehna jaata.” Mera ishara samjh k us ne dheemi aawaz mein jawab diya aur muskura k sofe pe ja k beth gayi.