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Main ne Khala Jamila k pait ko bhi barre ghor se daikha. Un ka pait gudaaz, gol aur bhara bhara sa tha. Pait ki halki halki larzish bata rahi thi k wo naram-o-nazuk aur muleam hai. Mammon se neeche patli kamar ki waja se un ka pait bhi zara chota tha lekin chootarron ki taraf jaate jaate chorra aur barra ho jaata tha. Naaf ka garrha kaafi barra aur gol tha magar aise lagta tha jaise kisi ne ussay chutki se pakarr kar upar ki taraf khainch diya ho. Isi liye un ki naaf gol se ziyaada baizvi shakal ki thi. Khala Jamila ki naaf un k mote mammon k barre barre nipples k saath mil kar aik ajeeb tarah ki tikon ya musalas banaati thi jis se un ka pait aur bhi khubsurat lagta tha. Hairat angaiz tor par un ka pait saaf shaffaaf tha aur us par kisi qisam ki koi shikan ya nishaan nahi tha.
Un ki shalwaar laastic waali thi jise unho ne neeche khaincha aur apne pa’aon us mein se nikaal liye. Ab main Khala Jamila k chootarr, raanain aur phudi ko bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha. Aaj meri samajh mein aaya k hourglass badan kis qyamat ka naam hai. Khala Jamila ki kamar un k mammon aur gand k muqaable mein barre wazeh tor par patli aur choti thi. Un k chootarron aur kamar k size mein bohat farq tha. Un ki taangain badan k upari hisse ki lambai k lihaaz se barri mutanaasib theen. Gol aur mote chootarron ka rang barra ajeeb tha. Taiz lashkaare maarta hua safaid. Khala Jamila k kase hue chootarron par kahin kahin surkhi si ubhri hui nazar aa rahi thi. Wo qadam uthaateen to un k chootarron mein gol gol gharrhe parrne lagte. Side se daikhne par un k chootarr kaafi ziyaada baahar nikle hue dikhai daite thy. Bohat koshish k bawajood main un ki gand ka soorakh nahi daikh saka jo un k chootarron k andar kahin chupa hua tha. Raanain moti theen jinki gehrai mein mojood un ki phudi bhi mujhe poori tarah nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Naaf se chand inch neeche chote chote lekin be-had ghane kaale siyaah baal thy jo neeche un ki phudi tak chale jaate thy. Un ki poori phudi inn baalon ne dhaamp rakhi thi. Thorri dair mazeed un k khoobsoorat nange badan ka nazaara karne k baad main barri khaamoshi se neeche utar aaya. Us raat mere muth maarne mein be-panaah josh aur walwala tha.
Us se agle din parrhai khatam karne k baad main aur Khala Jamila baithy coke pi rahe thy. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Khala jan aap deit coke kiyon peeti hain mujhe to ye karrvi si lagti hai.”
Khala Jamila ne hans kar jawaab diya,
Khala: “Baite wazan kam karne k liye cheeni se parhaiz karti hoon. Itni moti sandi jo hoon. Deit coke mein cheeni nahi hoti isi liye peeti hoon.”
Main: ““Khala jan aap moti bilkul nahi hain. Aap ki haddiyaan barri barri aur chorri hain aur is laiy badan bhi thorra bhaari hai lekin barra kasa hua hai latka hua aur be-hangum nahi. Aisa badan to larrkiyon ka bhi nahi hota.”
Khala: “Phir bhi Sajid baite mein wazan kam karna chahti hoon magar kaamyaabi nahi hoti.”
Unho ne apni tareef sun kar khushi mehsoos ki magar us ka izhaar karne se guraiz kiya. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Aap kisi had tak dubli to ho sakti hain magar aap k badan ka har hisa chota nahi ho sakta.”
Khala: “Wo kiyon?”
Main ne dopatte k baghair Khala Jamila k mote mote mammon ko daikhte hue kaha,
Main: “Khala jan aap k seene aur chootarron ka size kaafi barra hai aur ye itni aasaani se kam nahi hon ge.”
Khala Jamila ka chehra apne mammon aur chootarron k zikar par halka sa laal ho gaya. Khala Jamila thorra sharmate huye,
Khala: “Baite inhi hisson ko to chota karna chahti hoon.”
Main: “Mushkil hai khala jan k aap ka seena kam ho sakay.” main ne duhraea. “Waise aap kis number ka bra istimaal karti hain?.”
Is sawaal par Khala Jamila aik lamhe k liye garrbarra gaeen lekin phir boleen,
Khala: “Zaahir hai large size ka. Aur mujhe kon sa number poora a’aiy ga.”
Main ne mehsoos kar liya tha k Khala Jamila meri baatain sun kar ghuse mein nahi aa raheen bal-k mehaz halki si sharm mehsoos kar rahi hain meri himmat aur barrh gai. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Lekin khala jan aap kiyon apne badan k sab se khubsurat hisse ko chota karna chahti hain. Aap ki tarah k mammon k liye to auratain America aur England mein hazaron dollar kharch karti hain.”
Main ne ab saaf tor par un k mammon ka tazkira taareefi andaaz mein kiya tha. Unho ne hans kar ghair iraadi tor par gardan neeche kar k apne mammon par nazar daali aur kaha,
Khala: “Ha’e Sajid pata nahi wo kaisi auratain hain mein to barri tang hoon. Chobees ghante bila-waja itna wazan kon utha’iy phire.”
Un ki shalwaar laastic waali thi jise unho ne neeche khaincha aur apne pa’aon us mein se nikaal liye. Ab main Khala Jamila k chootarr, raanain aur phudi ko bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha. Aaj meri samajh mein aaya k hourglass badan kis qyamat ka naam hai. Khala Jamila ki kamar un k mammon aur gand k muqaable mein barre wazeh tor par patli aur choti thi. Un k chootarron aur kamar k size mein bohat farq tha. Un ki taangain badan k upari hisse ki lambai k lihaaz se barri mutanaasib theen. Gol aur mote chootarron ka rang barra ajeeb tha. Taiz lashkaare maarta hua safaid. Khala Jamila k kase hue chootarron par kahin kahin surkhi si ubhri hui nazar aa rahi thi. Wo qadam uthaateen to un k chootarron mein gol gol gharrhe parrne lagte. Side se daikhne par un k chootarr kaafi ziyaada baahar nikle hue dikhai daite thy. Bohat koshish k bawajood main un ki gand ka soorakh nahi daikh saka jo un k chootarron k andar kahin chupa hua tha. Raanain moti theen jinki gehrai mein mojood un ki phudi bhi mujhe poori tarah nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Naaf se chand inch neeche chote chote lekin be-had ghane kaale siyaah baal thy jo neeche un ki phudi tak chale jaate thy. Un ki poori phudi inn baalon ne dhaamp rakhi thi. Thorri dair mazeed un k khoobsoorat nange badan ka nazaara karne k baad main barri khaamoshi se neeche utar aaya. Us raat mere muth maarne mein be-panaah josh aur walwala tha.
Us se agle din parrhai khatam karne k baad main aur Khala Jamila baithy coke pi rahe thy. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Khala jan aap deit coke kiyon peeti hain mujhe to ye karrvi si lagti hai.”
Khala Jamila ne hans kar jawaab diya,
Khala: “Baite wazan kam karne k liye cheeni se parhaiz karti hoon. Itni moti sandi jo hoon. Deit coke mein cheeni nahi hoti isi liye peeti hoon.”
Main: ““Khala jan aap moti bilkul nahi hain. Aap ki haddiyaan barri barri aur chorri hain aur is laiy badan bhi thorra bhaari hai lekin barra kasa hua hai latka hua aur be-hangum nahi. Aisa badan to larrkiyon ka bhi nahi hota.”
Khala: “Phir bhi Sajid baite mein wazan kam karna chahti hoon magar kaamyaabi nahi hoti.”
Unho ne apni tareef sun kar khushi mehsoos ki magar us ka izhaar karne se guraiz kiya. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Aap kisi had tak dubli to ho sakti hain magar aap k badan ka har hisa chota nahi ho sakta.”
Khala: “Wo kiyon?”
Main ne dopatte k baghair Khala Jamila k mote mote mammon ko daikhte hue kaha,
Main: “Khala jan aap k seene aur chootarron ka size kaafi barra hai aur ye itni aasaani se kam nahi hon ge.”
Khala Jamila ka chehra apne mammon aur chootarron k zikar par halka sa laal ho gaya. Khala Jamila thorra sharmate huye,
Khala: “Baite inhi hisson ko to chota karna chahti hoon.”
Main: “Mushkil hai khala jan k aap ka seena kam ho sakay.” main ne duhraea. “Waise aap kis number ka bra istimaal karti hain?.”
Is sawaal par Khala Jamila aik lamhe k liye garrbarra gaeen lekin phir boleen,
Khala: “Zaahir hai large size ka. Aur mujhe kon sa number poora a’aiy ga.”
Main ne mehsoos kar liya tha k Khala Jamila meri baatain sun kar ghuse mein nahi aa raheen bal-k mehaz halki si sharm mehsoos kar rahi hain meri himmat aur barrh gai. Main ne kaha,
Main: “Lekin khala jan aap kiyon apne badan k sab se khubsurat hisse ko chota karna chahti hain. Aap ki tarah k mammon k liye to auratain America aur England mein hazaron dollar kharch karti hain.”
Main ne ab saaf tor par un k mammon ka tazkira taareefi andaaz mein kiya tha. Unho ne hans kar ghair iraadi tor par gardan neeche kar k apne mammon par nazar daali aur kaha,
Khala: “Ha’e Sajid pata nahi wo kaisi auratain hain mein to barri tang hoon. Chobees ghante bila-waja itna wazan kon utha’iy phire.”