UPDATE. 12
Shama - ( ya a..ha ye toh yahi AA Raha hai..)
Kaluji ko dekhke Shama jaldi see gharse nikal gayi.. aur kaluji bhi unke kapde pehenke chale Gaye.. Maine bhi khudko saaf Kiya.. aur kapde pehenke room me Jake sidhi bathroom me ghus gayi.. shower leke khudko think se saaf Kiya.. phir nighty pehenke bed pe Iqbal ke pass lait gayi..
AB AGEY...
Aise hi 3 din nikal Gaye.. kaluji sirf Kam karte aur chale jate..
(Shama's view)
Shama - (3 din ho Gaye.. Jo kuch bhi dekha Kya Rehan ko bataun.. lekin agar Rehan ko bataya toh sabko pata chal jayega.. phir chachajaan ki chachajaan aur pure family ke samne Kya izzat reh jayegi.. kahin chachajaan unhe talaq.. nahi nahi.. main aise chachijaan ki life barbad nahi Kar sakti..)
Shama - ( lekin main us bhudde ko bhi aise kaise chod sakti hun.. usne chachijaan ke sath Kya kuch nahi Kiya.. aur toh aur usne mujhe bhi dekh liya.. ab main chup rahi toh kahin ushe ye na lage.. ke wo mere sath bhi.. aur uska itna bada main kaise..)
Mere ye sochne bhar see mere pure jism me sunsani see fail gayi.. aur Mera Dil jor see dhadhak pada..
Shama - ( nahi.. nahi.. wo aisa karne ki soch bhi nahi sakta.. main is seher ke collector ki begum hun.. uski itni himmat bhi nahi hogi.. )
( aisa main sochti thi.. Jo sarasar galat tha.. kyuki agar ladki chup rahe.. toh ladke ka daar pura khatam ho jata hai.. aur wo phir Bina daar ke sab karta hai.. ab kalu bhi mere sath wahi karne wala the..)
Shama - ( rahi chachijaan ki baat.. toh main pehle unse hi baat karti hun.. ha yahi thik rahega..)
Ab aise hi 4 din aur nikal Gaye.. yani ki ek hafta nikal gaya..
Kalu - ( 7 din ho Gaye.. agar Shama ne kisiko bataya hota toh mujhe security office me phikwa dete.. ya toh jaan hi le lete.. lekin aisa kuch nahi hua.. iska Matlab Mera Rasta saaf hai.. (Kamini hasi) haa ab ayega maja..
(Aamira's view)
Subha 10 baje main kitchen me khane ki taiyar Kar rahi thi.. ki tabhi kaluji ne mujhe picchese pakadliya.. aur saree ka pallu girake blouse ke uparse hi mere boobs ko dabane lage..
Aamira (shocked) - kkaalujii Yee AP Kya karr rahhee hai.. Iqbal Bahar hall me hi hai..
Kalu - hone de..
Aamira - please kaluji chod dijiye.. kahin Iqbal andar na AA jaiye..
Kalu - chinta mat Kar.. main dekhke Aya hun wo Kam me itna laga hua hai.. ki usne mujhe andar kitchen me ate Tak nahi dekha.. ushe kuch pata nahi chalega..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne jorse mere right boob ko daba diye. Jisse Meri ahaaa nikal gayi..
Aamira - nahi kaluji ahaaaaa..
Iqbal - Kya hua Aamira..
Aamira (ghabrate hue) - kich nahi woo.. chair se pair lag gaya..
Iqbal - thik hai tum jaldi see khana laga do.. tab Tak main ready hoke ata hun..
Aamira - jii. ( Dhire se ) kaluji Iqbal ne sun liya tha.. please.. ab toh chod dijiye..
Kalu - chod dunga.. bas ek bar Teri Chuchiyan dikha de..
Aamira (shocked) - Kyaa.. (main kuch keh nahi rahi hun.. toh kaluji to unki manmani hi karte ja rahe hai.. nahi mujhe ye rokna hoga..)
Ke tabhi kaluji ne unke dono hath mere blouse ke button pe rakhke kholne lage.. pehla kholne ke baad jaise hi dusre pe rakha.. waise hi Maine unhe Picche dhakela aur Jaise hi unko chata Marne hath utake gaal Tak hi Lai ke Maine apna hath rok Diya..
Aamira - Maine kaha na kaluji main isse age nahi baad sakti.. aur us din AP mujhe kaisi galiyan de rahe the.. kher chodiye.. us din Jo hua so hua.. lekin ye apko akhri warning hai.. agar dubara mujhe chune bhar ki kosis ki.. toh anjam bohot bura hoga.. jaiye..
Kalu - ( sali mujhe laga tha us din ke baad ye kisi bhi baat ke liye Mana nahi karegi.. lekin abhi bhi iske Dil me Iqbal ke liye izzat hai.. lagta hai Jo socha tha.. ab wahi karna padega..)
Kalu - hum apse pyar karte hai.. bas isliye apni hade bhul Gaye the.. aur Josh Josh me sayad galti se humse galiyan nikal gayi ho.. phir bhi agar AP yahi chati hai toh thik hai.. AP chati hai hum apse izzat see baat Kare toh thik hai.. AP chati hai hum apse dur rahe toh thik hai.. AP sirf Rehan Malik se kahiye Jo humne unse vinti Kari hai ushe maan le.. aur Hume unka driver bana dijiye bas phir hum apko apni sakal kabhi nahi dikhayenge..
Ye kehte hue kaluji Ghar ke Bahar chale Gaye.. aur Maine bhi Rehan ko call kiya..
Rehan - hello.. Jo chachijaan boliye..
Aamira - Rehan kya hua.. tumne kaluji ko Mana Kyu Kar Diya..
Rehan - chachijaan AP toh janti hai.. government ki taraf se car air driver mujhe mile hai.. toh mujhe dusre driver ki Kya jarurat..
Aamira - baat jarurat ki nahi hai.. emergency ki hai.. koi emergency AA gayi toh.. tum government job pe ho.. ek extra driver hona chaiye.. aur kaluji driving acchi karte hai.. usse tum nischint raho.
Rehne - thik hai chachijaan.. AP itna kehti hai toh.. bhej dijiye kalu ko
Phir Maine kaluji ko sab Bata Diya.. aur Rehan ke pass bhej Diya.. aise hi 2 din nikal Gaye..
Kalu - ( Sala jiske liye driver bana.. wo kahin dikhti hi nahi..)
Aise hi do hafte nikal Gaye.. phir ek raat
(Shama's view)
Shama - aj apne 11 Baja diye.. itna late
Rehan - aj office me SDM,DGP,ACP,SI sab ke liye meeting rakhi thi. Isliye thoda jyada late ho gaya..
Shama - khana khaya..
Rehne - abhi nahi..
Shama - AP fresh hoke kapde change Kar lijiye.. tabtak main khana garam kardeti hun..
Rehne - ammi , abbu..
Shama - sabne kha liya.. aur sab apne rooms me rest karne bhi chale Gaye.. sirf AP aur main Bache hai..
Rehne - thik hai.. main fresh hoke ata hun.. tabtak tum khana garam karke laga do..
Shama - jii..
Phir main khana garam karne lagi.. Kariban 5 min. Hi nikle honge.. mujhe aisa ehsas hua ki koi Mujhe pichese ghur Raha hai.. aur jab Maine palatke dekha toh..
Shama (shocked) - ttuummm tum yaha..
Kalu - haa main.. Kyu..
Shama - tum yaha Kya Kar rahe ho..
Kalu - bas kuch puchne Aya tha..
Shama - Kyaaa
Kalu - tune usraat sab dekha tha.. toh kisiko bataya Kyu nahi..
Shama - ( ye toh direct mujhe tu kehke baat Kar Raha hai.. iski itni himmat) Yee Yee Kya tariqa hai apni Malkin se baat karne ka.. tamiz see baat Karo.. warna..
Kalu - warna Kya.. Rehan Malik ko bataogi.. Kya bataoigi.. ki main kaise Aamira ka muh chod Raha tha.. apne bade Lund se..
Shama - Yee ye tum Kya..
Kalu - waise tujhe Mera Lund kaisa laga..
Hmm Tere sohar se bada hai na.. kitna bada hai..
Shama - yyee Yee sab bakwas band Karo.. aur nikaljao yaha se.. isse pehle main Rehan ko sab Bata dun..
Kalu - Chala jaunga.. bas itna batade Rehan Malik se kitna bada hai..
Kalu - Bata na.. dekh tu jitni jaldi bataegi utni jaldi mujse piccha chutega..
Shama - mujhe nahi pata..
Kalu - Kyu.. thikse nahi dekha..koi baat nahi. toh ab dekh le..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne unka pent.. underwear ke sath niche gira Diya.. aur is baar kalu ka Lund bilkul mere samne tha..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye Kya hai.. pass se toh ye aur bhi bada lag Raha hai..)
Kalu - Bata kaisa hai..
Shama (Lund ko dekhte hue) - bada hai..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye main Kya bol gayi..
Kalu - haa kitna bada hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu Lund ko hilane laga.. aur hilate hilate mere karib Anne laga..
Shama - yeee ye tum Kya..
Rehan - Shama khana garam kardiya..
Kalu - ( Sala ye itni jaldi AA gaya )
Shama - jiii
Rehan - arre kalu tum yaha..
Kalu - wo chote malik.. mujhe bahu Malkinne rok liya..
Shama (shocked) - (ye Yee Kya keh Raha hai.. kahin ye kuch Ulta sidha na bol de..)
Rehan - Shama ne Kyu..
Kalu - wo apke room aur bathroom ke pardo ki safai honi hai toh Kya main Kal saaf Kar sakta hun.. yahi puch rahi thi..
Shama - ( Yee ye bhudda toh bohot tez hai..)
Rehan - Shama tumne Mujhse toh kuch nahi kaha.. aur agar ammi jaan ko pata chal gaya toh..
Shama - haa wo AP sahi..
Kalu - chote malik main duphar me aunga jab Malkin Aram Kar rahi hongi.. unhe kuch pata nahi chalega.. AP nischint rahiye..
Rehan - thik hai.. khana laga do .
Phir Rehan Jake dinning table pe bhaith Gaye.. aur main bhi chicken uthake dinning table ki taraf Jane lagi.. aur jab kalu ke yaha se Nikli.. tab kalu ne Meri Gand ki right phak ko suit ke uparse hi jorse masal Diya.. jisse Meri ahhhh nikal gayi..
Shama - ahaaaaa
Rehan - Kya hua Shama..
Shama - wo woo chicken garam hai na.. galti se ungli lag gayi thi..
Rehan - tum bhi na..
Shama - ( iski itni himmat ke Rehan ke hote hue Meri ass ko..)
Ab main Rehan ke picchese khade hoke unhe khana paros rahi thi.. ki tabhi kalu mere Picche aye.. aur dono hathon se Meri Gand ki dono phakon ko kas ke masaldiya.. isbaar sukra hai Maine apna hath muh pe rakh diya..
Kalu - chote malik hum chalte hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne mere right gaal ko chuma phir right gaal ko chatke Chala gaya.. aur main uski itni bold harkaton see shocked reh gayi..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye Budda toh bohot tez hai isne do baar Rehan ke hote hue itna sab Kar liya... pakka ye Kal jarur kuch na kuch karega.. )
To be continued...
