Such mien ek lajawab update! Kahani sahi tharika mien chal rahe hain bhai.UPDATE. 14
Shama ( tez sanse lete hue ) - baat ssiirrff dekkhhne ki Hui thi.. aaurr tumm Yee Kyaaa..
Kalu - Maine Kya Kiya.. sirf tujhe apne Lund ki khusbu sungai.. Bata kaisi hai.. pass se sungegi..
Shama - yyee tumm kyyaa..
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne mujhe ghutno pe bhita diya.. aur Jaise hi Lund ko Mere chere ke karib Lane laga..
Aleena - Shama..
AB AGEY...
Ammijaan ki awaj sunke toh kalu ke pasine hi chut Gaye.. kalu ne itne jaldi underwear aur pant ko upar kiye.. phir mere hath ko pakadke uthaya.. aur mujhe khichte hue bathroom me lajake door lock Kar Diya..
Kalu - sali ishe bhi abhi ana tha..
Kalu ki aisi halat dekhke Meri hasi chut gayi..
Aleena - Shama kaha ho..
Shama (haste hue) - bathroom me hun ammi..
Aleena - thik hai main..
Ammi itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne Meri chut ko saree ke uparse hi bhich sa liya.. jisse Meri ahaaa nikal gayi..
Shama - ahaaaa..
Aleena - Kya hua Shama..
Shama - wo.. wo Pani kuch jyada hi garam hai..(dhirese) Yee ye tum Kya Kar rahe ho
Aleena - thik hai tumse kuch baat Karni hai...
Shama - haa ammi bas AA hi rahi hun..(dhirese) haat hatao..
Kalu - bohot hasi AA rahi thi na tujhe..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne saree ke uparse hi Meri chut ko masalna suru kardiya..
Chate hue bhi main kalu ko rok nahi pa rahi thi.. ab Meri sanse ukhadne lagi.. Meri ankhein maze me apne AP band si hone lagi..
Shama - ( ye..ye mere sath Kya ho Raha hai.. main kuch Kar Kyu nahi paa rahi.. mujhe itna maja Kyu AA Raha hai.. nahi mujhe khudko sambhalna hoga.. mainnn aise nahi behek sakti..)
Shama - pleeaasee kalluuu yyeee maaattt.. ( muh pe hath rakhte hue.) ahhhhhhh
Kalu ne hath ki speed aur bada di.. jisse Meri ankhein Puri band ho gayi.. aur mere pair kapne lage.. aur Jaise hi main jhadne ko hui waise hi kalu ne hath hata liye.. jisse main tadap ke reh gayi..
Kalu - Kya hua.. cahti hai Teri chut dubara maslu..
Shama - bbilkkull nahhii..
Ab jaise hi kalu dubara uska hath agge badane laga . Waise hi main bhagke bathroom gate Tak hi pohochi thi.. ke usne mujhe dubara pakadliya..
Kalu (dhire se)- kaha bhagrahi hai..
Shama (dhire se) - tumse Matlab..
Kalu (dhire se)- accha aur ye Jo tune Mera Lund khada Kiya hai . Wo Kon shant karega..
Shama (dhire se) - mujhe Kya pata.. hath se hilalo..
Kalu (dhire se) - isse accha Teri Gand see hilwa Lun..
Shama - kyyaa Yee tumm
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne ekdumse mujhe bathroom Gate see ulta chipka Diya.. aur Lund Bahar nikalke saree ke uparse hi Meri Gand ki darar me ghusane laga...
Aur waise hi dhire dhire Lund ko Meri Gand pe dabne lage.. jisse saree , petikot aur panty ke babjud bhi Lund Meri Gand ki ched ko touch karne laga.. jisse main andar se tilmila uthi..
Kalu - wah sali.. itne kapde hone ke baad bhi Mera Lund Teri Gand ki darar me kaise ghus Raha hai.. aisa lag raha hai jaise main Teri Gand chod Raha hun..
Kalu - ahaaa salii kitna maja AA Raha hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne dono hathon se Meri kamar ko pakda.. aur Gand ki darar me Lund ko tezi se upar niche ghisne laga..
Kalu - ahaaa sali ab Raha nahi jata .. ahaaaa main Anne Wala hun.. ahaaa Teri Gand me..
Shama - ( bhudde ne mujhe tadapta chodke khud dekho kitne maze le Raha hai.. )
Kalu jaise hi jhadne Wala tha.. waise hi Maine Puri taqat se kalu ko Picche dhakela
Kalu - ahaaaa Anne Wala hun..( dhakelte hue) ahaaa sali kaha jaa rahi hai Randiiii
Gate kholke bhagke Bahar jaha ammi bhaithi thi.. wahi bed pe bhaith gayi.. aur kalu ki halat ka sochke mujhe hasi AA gayi..
Aleena - Kya hua Shama.. itni smile Kar rahi ho..
Shama - kuch nahi ammi.. bas aise hi..
Kalu (tadapte hue)- sali behen ki Lodi.. main jhadne Wala tha.. Chinal ne jhadne nahi Diya..
Ammi ne Mujhse Kariban 20 min. Baat Kari.. phir ammi aur main sath me kitchen me chali gayi... Raat ke dinner ki taiyari dekhne.. mauka dekhke kalu bhi mere room se nikalke aur gharse nikalke unke quarter me chale Gaye..
Aise hi 4 din aur nikal Gaye..
Aamira - Shama..
Shama - haa chachijaan Kya hua..
Aamira - dekhna Aqil movie dekhne ki jid Kar Raha hai.. mujhe aur Iqbal ko time hai nahi..
Shama - accha Aqil konsi movie dekhni hai..
Aqil - mufasa - the loin king..
Shama - accha Chalo thik hai.. chachijaan AP fikra na Kare.. Kal Rehan office see jaldi AA jayeinge . Toh main Kal hi Rehan ke sath Aqil ko movie ke liye le jaungi .
Aamira - thik hai.. waise kaluji nahi dikh rahe..
Shama - wo driver hai.. toh uska kaam gharke Bahar hi hai..
Aamira - shama bhale hi wo driver Hain.. lekin humse bade hai.. toh unhe respect Diya Kare.. hmm
Shama - ( Oho apne Ashiq ki tarafdari ho rahi hai.. wah apse aise ummed nahi thi chachijaan.. itna sab hone ke baad bhi.. usne kitna kuch Kar liya.. phir bhi..)
Shama - thik hai chachijaan..
Next day.. at 2pm..
Shama ( phone pe ) - Rehan apne kaha tha.. AP jaldi free ho jaoge.. phir AP..
Rehan - sorry bass kuch hour aur.. 4 baje Tak free ho jaunga.. main tumhe wahi cinema hall me milunga..
Shama - thik hai.. lekin AP 4 Tak pakka AA jaoge na..
Rehan - haa haa main office see direct wahi aunga..
Shama - thik hai..
( Xxxxxx mall.. xxxxx inox.. 4:25 pm..)
Shama - AA Gaye AP ye lijiye..(3d goggles)
Ab hamara sitting arrengment aisi thi.. ki right me Rehan the.. bich me Aqil aur left me main thi.. aur Mujhse do seat baad left main wall thi.. ab Kariban 15 min. Hi nikle honge.. ki mujhe mere pet pe saree ke andar se aisa feel hua kisika hath hai.. aur jab Maine dekha toh.. kalu ka left hath mere pet pe tha.. Jo dhire dhire khisakte hue Meri chut Tak AA gaya tha..
Shama - ( ye..ye yaha . Kaisee.)
Left hath se dhire dhire kalu Meri chut ko saree ke uparse hi masalne laga.. aur right hath se mere goggles ko nikalke phek Diya.. phir wahi right hath lejake mere jhude ko kholdiya.. jisse mere Baal Puri back seat pe bhikar Gaye..
Kalu - ( left hath se chut masalte hue aur right hath se baalon ko suljate hue..) wah Kya lag rahi hai.. ekdum phataka item..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne mere pallu ko bichme karke right hath ko blouse ke uparse hi mere left boob pe rakh diya.. aur do taraf baar se Meri halat kharab hone lagi..
Rehan aur Aqil NE 3d goggles laga rakhe the.. apmese jisne bhi inox me movie dekhi hogi unko pata hoga.. un goggles ko lagane ke baad sirf parde ka hi dikhta hai.. ass pass Kya ho Raha hai.. uska koi andaza nahi hota.. aur is baat ka faida kalu Puri tariqe see utha Raha tha..
Kariban 5 min. Bina ruke Meri chut aur boob dabate Raha aur Meri sanse tez hone lagi.. aur main lag bhag jhadne ko hi Hui ki kalu ne uska hath Meri chut see hata Diya.. jisse main tilmila ke reh gayi.. lekin right hath se Mera left boob dabate rha..
Karib 2 min. Baad phir Meri chut masalna suru kardi.. aur Jaise hi main dubara jhadne ko hui.. waise hi dubara hath hata Diya.. jisse main dubara jhadte jhadte reh gayi.. phir dubara kalu ne Meri chut masalni suru kardi..
Kalu (mere kan me) - Mera Lund hila..
Shama - bilkul nahi..
Toh Phir kalu ne uska hath Meri chut se hatake mere left hath ko pakadke uske Lund pe rakh diya.. aur Mera right boob dabate hue dusra hath mere hath pe Lund ko upar niche karne laga..
Kalu - ahaaa aise hi Kar.. ahaaa main jhadne..
Kalu itna hi bola ki maine apna hath chudaya aur seat se uthte hue.. Rehan ke right side Jake bhaith gayi..
Kalu - ( sali raandi ne phir mere Lund ko khada chod Diya..)
Shama - ( kamina bhudda kahin ka.. khud maze se jhadna chata hai.. aur mujhe jhadne nahi deta..)
Shama - ( ya.. ya a..ha. ye main Kya soch rahi hun..)
Ab mujhe laga tha ye Budda kuch nahi Kar payega.. lekin kuch der baad mujhe mere right boob pe kisika hath mehsus hua.. aur jab Maine dekha toh ek hath picchese Jo pallu ke nicchese mere right boob ko daba Raha tha..
Kuch 5 sec. Hi hue honge ki dusra hath bhi Aya aur pallu ko bichme karke mere left boob ko dabane laga.. Matlab ab kalu dono hathon se mere dono boobs ko daba Raha tha..
Ek inox me sohar ke pass hote hue bhi ek kala bhudda uski begum ke boobs daba Raha hai.. aur aise boldness dekhke kahin na kahin mujhe kalu ki himmat ko manna hi pada.. ki tabhi ekdum see kalu ne mere dono nipples ko blouse ke uparse hi pakadke maroddiya.. aur is achanak hamle see Meri chut ne Pani chod Diya.. aur Jaise hi main kampi.. waise hi kalu ne uske dono hath Picche hata liye..
Rehan - Shama.. tum thik ho na .. aise kamp Kyu rahi ho..
Shama - wo..wo thand hai na aur fan bhi hamari taraf hi hai.. isliye bas..
Rehan - bas 20 min. Aur. Movie bhi end hone wali hai..
Shama - hmm..
Movie khatam Hui.. hum bhi Ghar AA Gaye..
To be continued...
Mast update BhaiUPDATE. 14
Shama ( tez sanse lete hue ) - baat ssiirrff dekkhhne ki Hui thi.. aaurr tumm Yee Kyaaa..
Kalu - Maine Kya Kiya.. sirf tujhe apne Lund ki khusbu sungai.. Bata kaisi hai.. pass se sungegi..
Shama - yyee tumm kyyaa..
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne mujhe ghutno pe bhita diya.. aur Jaise hi Lund ko Mere chere ke karib Lane laga..
Aleena - Shama..
AB AGEY...
Ammijaan ki awaj sunke toh kalu ke pasine hi chut Gaye.. kalu ne itne jaldi underwear aur pant ko upar kiye.. phir mere hath ko pakadke uthaya.. aur mujhe khichte hue bathroom me lajake door lock Kar Diya..
Kalu - sali ishe bhi abhi ana tha..
Kalu ki aisi halat dekhke Meri hasi chut gayi..
Aleena - Shama kaha ho..
Shama (haste hue) - bathroom me hun ammi..
Aleena - thik hai main..
Ammi itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne Meri chut ko saree ke uparse hi bhich sa liya.. jisse Meri ahaaa nikal gayi..
Shama - ahaaaa..
Aleena - Kya hua Shama..
Shama - wo.. wo Pani kuch jyada hi garam hai..(dhirese) Yee ye tum Kya Kar rahe ho
Aleena - thik hai tumse kuch baat Karni hai...
Shama - haa ammi bas AA hi rahi hun..(dhirese) haat hatao..
Kalu - bohot hasi AA rahi thi na tujhe..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne saree ke uparse hi Meri chut ko masalna suru kardiya..
Chate hue bhi main kalu ko rok nahi pa rahi thi.. ab Meri sanse ukhadne lagi.. Meri ankhein maze me apne AP band si hone lagi..
Shama - ( ye..ye mere sath Kya ho Raha hai.. main kuch Kar Kyu nahi paa rahi.. mujhe itna maja Kyu AA Raha hai.. nahi mujhe khudko sambhalna hoga.. mainnn aise nahi behek sakti..)
Shama - pleeaasee kalluuu yyeee maaattt.. ( muh pe hath rakhte hue.) ahhhhhhh
Kalu ne hath ki speed aur bada di.. jisse Meri ankhein Puri band ho gayi.. aur mere pair kapne lage.. aur Jaise hi main jhadne ko hui waise hi kalu ne hath hata liye.. jisse main tadap ke reh gayi..
Kalu - Kya hua.. cahti hai Teri chut dubara maslu..
Shama - bbilkkull nahhii..
Ab jaise hi kalu dubara uska hath agge badane laga . Waise hi main bhagke bathroom gate Tak hi pohochi thi.. ke usne mujhe dubara pakadliya..
Kalu (dhire se)- kaha bhagrahi hai..
Shama (dhire se) - tumse Matlab..
Kalu (dhire se)- accha aur ye Jo tune Mera Lund khada Kiya hai . Wo Kon shant karega..
Shama (dhire se) - mujhe Kya pata.. hath se hilalo..
Kalu (dhire se) - isse accha Teri Gand see hilwa Lun..
Shama - kyyaa Yee tumm
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki kalu ne ekdumse mujhe bathroom Gate see ulta chipka Diya.. aur Lund Bahar nikalke saree ke uparse hi Meri Gand ki darar me ghusane laga...
Aur waise hi dhire dhire Lund ko Meri Gand pe dabne lage.. jisse saree , petikot aur panty ke babjud bhi Lund Meri Gand ki ched ko touch karne laga.. jisse main andar se tilmila uthi..
Kalu - wah sali.. itne kapde hone ke baad bhi Mera Lund Teri Gand ki darar me kaise ghus Raha hai.. aisa lag raha hai jaise main Teri Gand chod Raha hun..
Kalu - ahaaa salii kitna maja AA Raha hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne dono hathon se Meri kamar ko pakda.. aur Gand ki darar me Lund ko tezi se upar niche ghisne laga..
Kalu - ahaaa sali ab Raha nahi jata .. ahaaaa main Anne Wala hun.. ahaaa Teri Gand me..
Shama - ( bhudde ne mujhe tadapta chodke khud dekho kitne maze le Raha hai.. )
Kalu jaise hi jhadne Wala tha.. waise hi Maine Puri taqat se kalu ko Picche dhakela
Kalu - ahaaaa Anne Wala hun..( dhakelte hue) ahaaa sali kaha jaa rahi hai Randiiii
Gate kholke bhagke Bahar jaha ammi bhaithi thi.. wahi bed pe bhaith gayi.. aur kalu ki halat ka sochke mujhe hasi AA gayi..
Aleena - Kya hua Shama.. itni smile Kar rahi ho..
Shama - kuch nahi ammi.. bas aise hi..
Kalu (tadapte hue)- sali behen ki Lodi.. main jhadne Wala tha.. Chinal ne jhadne nahi Diya..
Ammi ne Mujhse Kariban 20 min. Baat Kari.. phir ammi aur main sath me kitchen me chali gayi... Raat ke dinner ki taiyari dekhne.. mauka dekhke kalu bhi mere room se nikalke aur gharse nikalke unke quarter me chale Gaye..
Aise hi 4 din aur nikal Gaye..
Aamira - Shama..
Shama - haa chachijaan Kya hua..
Aamira - dekhna Aqil movie dekhne ki jid Kar Raha hai.. mujhe aur Iqbal ko time hai nahi..
Shama - accha Aqil konsi movie dekhni hai..
Aqil - mufasa - the loin king..
Shama - accha Chalo thik hai.. chachijaan AP fikra na Kare.. Kal Rehan office see jaldi AA jayeinge . Toh main Kal hi Rehan ke sath Aqil ko movie ke liye le jaungi .
Aamira - thik hai.. waise kaluji nahi dikh rahe..
Shama - wo driver hai.. toh uska kaam gharke Bahar hi hai..
Aamira - shama bhale hi wo driver Hain.. lekin humse bade hai.. toh unhe respect Diya Kare.. hmm
Shama - ( Oho apne Ashiq ki tarafdari ho rahi hai.. wah apse aise ummed nahi thi chachijaan.. itna sab hone ke baad bhi.. usne kitna kuch Kar liya.. phir bhi..)
Shama - thik hai chachijaan..
Next day.. at 2pm..
Shama ( phone pe ) - Rehan apne kaha tha.. AP jaldi free ho jaoge.. phir AP..
Rehan - sorry bass kuch hour aur.. 4 baje Tak free ho jaunga.. main tumhe wahi cinema hall me milunga..
Shama - thik hai.. lekin AP 4 Tak pakka AA jaoge na..
Rehan - haa haa main office see direct wahi aunga..
Shama - thik hai..
( Xxxxxx mall.. xxxxx inox.. 4:25 pm..)
Shama - AA Gaye AP ye lijiye..(3d goggles)
Ab hamara sitting arrengment aisi thi.. ki right me Rehan the.. bich me Aqil aur left me main thi.. aur Mujhse do seat baad left main wall thi.. ab Kariban 15 min. Hi nikle honge.. ki mujhe mere pet pe saree ke andar se aisa feel hua kisika hath hai.. aur jab Maine dekha toh.. kalu ka left hath mere pet pe tha.. Jo dhire dhire khisakte hue Meri chut Tak AA gaya tha..
Shama - ( ye..ye yaha . Kaisee.)
Left hath se dhire dhire kalu Meri chut ko saree ke uparse hi masalne laga.. aur right hath se mere goggles ko nikalke phek Diya.. phir wahi right hath lejake mere jhude ko kholdiya.. jisse mere Baal Puri back seat pe bhikar Gaye..
Kalu - ( left hath se chut masalte hue aur right hath se baalon ko suljate hue..) wah Kya lag rahi hai.. ekdum phataka item..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne mere pallu ko bichme karke right hath ko blouse ke uparse hi mere left boob pe rakh diya.. aur do taraf baar se Meri halat kharab hone lagi..
Rehan aur Aqil NE 3d goggles laga rakhe the.. apmese jisne bhi inox me movie dekhi hogi unko pata hoga.. un goggles ko lagane ke baad sirf parde ka hi dikhta hai.. ass pass Kya ho Raha hai.. uska koi andaza nahi hota.. aur is baat ka faida kalu Puri tariqe see utha Raha tha..
Kariban 5 min. Bina ruke Meri chut aur boob dabate Raha aur Meri sanse tez hone lagi.. aur main lag bhag jhadne ko hi Hui ki kalu ne uska hath Meri chut see hata Diya.. jisse main tilmila ke reh gayi.. lekin right hath se Mera left boob dabate rha..
Karib 2 min. Baad phir Meri chut masalna suru kardi.. aur Jaise hi main dubara jhadne ko hui.. waise hi dubara hath hata Diya.. jisse main dubara jhadte jhadte reh gayi.. phir dubara kalu ne Meri chut masalni suru kardi..
Kalu (mere kan me) - Mera Lund hila..
Shama - bilkul nahi..
Toh Phir kalu ne uska hath Meri chut se hatake mere left hath ko pakadke uske Lund pe rakh diya.. aur Mera right boob dabate hue dusra hath mere hath pe Lund ko upar niche karne laga..
Kalu - ahaaa aise hi Kar.. ahaaa main jhadne..
Kalu itna hi bola ki maine apna hath chudaya aur seat se uthte hue.. Rehan ke right side Jake bhaith gayi..
Kalu - ( sali raandi ne phir mere Lund ko khada chod Diya..)
Shama - ( kamina bhudda kahin ka.. khud maze se jhadna chata hai.. aur mujhe jhadne nahi deta..)
Shama - ( ya.. ya a..ha. ye main Kya soch rahi hun..)
Ab mujhe laga tha ye Budda kuch nahi Kar payega.. lekin kuch der baad mujhe mere right boob pe kisika hath mehsus hua.. aur jab Maine dekha toh ek hath picchese Jo pallu ke nicchese mere right boob ko daba Raha tha..
Kuch 5 sec. Hi hue honge ki dusra hath bhi Aya aur pallu ko bichme karke mere left boob ko dabane laga.. Matlab ab kalu dono hathon se mere dono boobs ko daba Raha tha..
Ek inox me sohar ke pass hote hue bhi ek kala bhudda uski begum ke boobs daba Raha hai.. aur aise boldness dekhke kahin na kahin mujhe kalu ki himmat ko manna hi pada.. ki tabhi ekdum see kalu ne mere dono nipples ko blouse ke uparse hi pakadke maroddiya.. aur is achanak hamle see Meri chut ne Pani chod Diya.. aur Jaise hi main kampi.. waise hi kalu ne uske dono hath Picche hata liye..
Rehan - Shama.. tum thik ho na .. aise kamp Kyu rahi ho..
Shama - wo..wo thand hai na aur fan bhi hamari taraf hi hai.. isliye bas..
Rehan - bas 20 min. Aur. Movie bhi end hone wali hai..
Shama - hmm..
Movie khatam Hui.. hum bhi Ghar AA Gaye..
To be continued...
Shaandar Mast Kamuk updateUPDATE. 12
Shama - ( ya a..ha ye toh yahi AA Raha hai..)
Kaluji ko dekhke Shama jaldi see gharse nikal gayi.. aur kaluji bhi unke kapde pehenke chale Gaye.. Maine bhi khudko saaf Kiya.. aur kapde pehenke room me Jake sidhi bathroom me ghus gayi.. shower leke khudko think se saaf Kiya.. phir nighty pehenke bed pe Iqbal ke pass lait gayi..
AB AGEY...
Aise hi 3 din nikal Gaye.. kaluji sirf Kam karte aur chale jate..
(Shama's view)
Shama - (3 din ho Gaye.. Jo kuch bhi dekha Kya Rehan ko bataun.. lekin agar Rehan ko bataya toh sabko pata chal jayega.. phir chachajaan ki chachajaan aur pure family ke samne Kya izzat reh jayegi.. kahin chachajaan unhe talaq.. nahi nahi.. main aise chachijaan ki life barbad nahi Kar sakti..)
Shama - ( lekin main us bhudde ko bhi aise kaise chod sakti hun.. usne chachijaan ke sath Kya kuch nahi Kiya.. aur toh aur usne mujhe bhi dekh liya.. ab main chup rahi toh kahin ushe ye na lage.. ke wo mere sath bhi.. aur uska itna bada main kaise..)
Mere ye sochne bhar see mere pure jism me sunsani see fail gayi.. aur Mera Dil jor see dhadhak pada..
Shama - ( nahi.. nahi.. wo aisa karne ki soch bhi nahi sakta.. main is seher ke collector ki begum hun.. uski itni himmat bhi nahi hogi.. )
( aisa main sochti thi.. Jo sarasar galat tha.. kyuki agar ladki chup rahe.. toh ladke ka daar pura khatam ho jata hai.. aur wo phir Bina daar ke sab karta hai.. ab kalu bhi mere sath wahi karne wala the..)
Shama - ( rahi chachijaan ki baat.. toh main pehle unse hi baat karti hun.. ha yahi thik rahega..)
Ab aise hi 4 din aur nikal Gaye.. yani ki ek hafta nikal gaya..
Kalu - ( 7 din ho Gaye.. agar Shama ne kisiko bataya hota toh mujhe security office me phikwa dete.. ya toh jaan hi le lete.. lekin aisa kuch nahi hua.. iska Matlab Mera Rasta saaf hai.. (Kamini hasi) haa ab ayega maja..
(Aamira's view)
Subha 10 baje main kitchen me khane ki taiyar Kar rahi thi.. ki tabhi kaluji ne mujhe picchese pakadliya.. aur saree ka pallu girake blouse ke uparse hi mere boobs ko dabane lage..
Aamira (shocked) - kkaalujii Yee AP Kya karr rahhee hai.. Iqbal Bahar hall me hi hai..
Kalu - hone de..
Aamira - please kaluji chod dijiye.. kahin Iqbal andar na AA jaiye..
Kalu - chinta mat Kar.. main dekhke Aya hun wo Kam me itna laga hua hai.. ki usne mujhe andar kitchen me ate Tak nahi dekha.. ushe kuch pata nahi chalega..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne jorse mere right boob ko daba diye. Jisse Meri ahaaa nikal gayi..
Aamira - nahi kaluji ahaaaaa..
Iqbal - Kya hua Aamira..
Aamira (ghabrate hue) - kich nahi woo.. chair se pair lag gaya..
Iqbal - thik hai tum jaldi see khana laga do.. tab Tak main ready hoke ata hun..
Aamira - jii. ( Dhire se ) kaluji Iqbal ne sun liya tha.. please.. ab toh chod dijiye..
Kalu - chod dunga.. bas ek bar Teri Chuchiyan dikha de..
Aamira (shocked) - Kyaa.. (main kuch keh nahi rahi hun.. toh kaluji to unki manmani hi karte ja rahe hai.. nahi mujhe ye rokna hoga..)
Ke tabhi kaluji ne unke dono hath mere blouse ke button pe rakhke kholne lage.. pehla kholne ke baad jaise hi dusre pe rakha.. waise hi Maine unhe Picche dhakela aur Jaise hi unko chata Marne hath utake gaal Tak hi Lai ke Maine apna hath rok Diya..
Aamira - Maine kaha na kaluji main isse age nahi baad sakti.. aur us din AP mujhe kaisi galiyan de rahe the.. kher chodiye.. us din Jo hua so hua.. lekin ye apko akhri warning hai.. agar dubara mujhe chune bhar ki kosis ki.. toh anjam bohot bura hoga.. jaiye..
Kalu - ( sali mujhe laga tha us din ke baad ye kisi bhi baat ke liye Mana nahi karegi.. lekin abhi bhi iske Dil me Iqbal ke liye izzat hai.. lagta hai Jo socha tha.. ab wahi karna padega..)
Kalu - hum apse pyar karte hai.. bas isliye apni hade bhul Gaye the.. aur Josh Josh me sayad galti se humse galiyan nikal gayi ho.. phir bhi agar AP yahi chati hai toh thik hai.. AP chati hai hum apse izzat see baat Kare toh thik hai.. AP chati hai hum apse dur rahe toh thik hai.. AP sirf Rehan Malik se kahiye Jo humne unse vinti Kari hai ushe maan le.. aur Hume unka driver bana dijiye bas phir hum apko apni sakal kabhi nahi dikhayenge..
Ye kehte hue kaluji Ghar ke Bahar chale Gaye.. aur Maine bhi Rehan ko call kiya..
Rehan - hello.. Jo chachijaan boliye..
Aamira - Rehan kya hua.. tumne kaluji ko Mana Kyu Kar Diya..
Rehan - chachijaan AP toh janti hai.. government ki taraf se car air driver mujhe mile hai.. toh mujhe dusre driver ki Kya jarurat..
Aamira - baat jarurat ki nahi hai.. emergency ki hai.. koi emergency AA gayi toh.. tum government job pe ho.. ek extra driver hona chaiye.. aur kaluji driving acchi karte hai.. usse tum nischint raho.
Rehne - thik hai chachijaan.. AP itna kehti hai toh.. bhej dijiye kalu ko
Phir Maine kaluji ko sab Bata Diya.. aur Rehan ke pass bhej Diya.. aise hi 2 din nikal Gaye..
Kalu - ( Sala jiske liye driver bana.. wo kahin dikhti hi nahi..)
Aise hi do hafte nikal Gaye.. phir ek raat
(Shama's view)
Shama - aj apne 11 Baja diye.. itna late
Rehan - aj office me SDM,DGP,ACP,SI sab ke liye meeting rakhi thi. Isliye thoda jyada late ho gaya..
Shama - khana khaya..
Rehne - abhi nahi..
Shama - AP fresh hoke kapde change Kar lijiye.. tabtak main khana garam kardeti hun..
Rehne - ammi , abbu..
Shama - sabne kha liya.. aur sab apne rooms me rest karne bhi chale Gaye.. sirf AP aur main Bache hai..
Rehne - thik hai.. main fresh hoke ata hun.. tabtak tum khana garam karke laga do..
Shama - jii..
Phir main khana garam karne lagi.. Kariban 5 min. Hi nikle honge.. mujhe aisa ehsas hua ki koi Mujhe pichese ghur Raha hai.. aur jab Maine palatke dekha toh..
Shama (shocked) - ttuummm tum yaha..
Kalu - haa main.. Kyu..
Shama - tum yaha Kya Kar rahe ho..
Kalu - bas kuch puchne Aya tha..
Shama - Kyaaa
Kalu - tune usraat sab dekha tha.. toh kisiko bataya Kyu nahi..
Shama - ( ye toh direct mujhe tu kehke baat Kar Raha hai.. iski itni himmat) Yee Yee Kya tariqa hai apni Malkin se baat karne ka.. tamiz see baat Karo.. warna..
Kalu - warna Kya.. Rehan Malik ko bataogi.. Kya bataoigi.. ki main kaise Aamira ka muh chod Raha tha.. apne bade Lund se..
Shama - Yee ye tum Kya..
Kalu - waise tujhe Mera Lund kaisa laga..
Hmm Tere sohar se bada hai na.. kitna bada hai..
Shama - yyee Yee sab bakwas band Karo.. aur nikaljao yaha se.. isse pehle main Rehan ko sab Bata dun..
Kalu - Chala jaunga.. bas itna batade Rehan Malik se kitna bada hai..
Kalu - Bata na.. dekh tu jitni jaldi bataegi utni jaldi mujse piccha chutega..
Shama - mujhe nahi pata..
Kalu - Kyu.. thikse nahi dekha..koi baat nahi. toh ab dekh le..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne unka pent.. underwear ke sath niche gira Diya.. aur is baar kalu ka Lund bilkul mere samne tha..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye Kya hai.. pass se toh ye aur bhi bada lag Raha hai..)
Kalu - Bata kaisa hai..
Shama (Lund ko dekhte hue) - bada hai..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye main Kya bol gayi..
Kalu - haa kitna bada hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu Lund ko hilane laga.. aur hilate hilate mere karib Anne laga..
Shama - yeee ye tum Kya..
Rehan - Shama khana garam kardiya..
Kalu - ( Sala ye itni jaldi AA gaya )
Shama - jiii
Rehan - arre kalu tum yaha..
Kalu - wo chote malik.. mujhe bahu Malkinne rok liya..
Shama (shocked) - (ye Yee Kya keh Raha hai.. kahin ye kuch Ulta sidha na bol de..)
Rehan - Shama ne Kyu..
Kalu - wo apke room aur bathroom ke pardo ki safai honi hai toh Kya main Kal saaf Kar sakta hun.. yahi puch rahi thi..
Shama - ( Yee ye bhudda toh bohot tez hai..)
Rehan - Shama tumne Mujhse toh kuch nahi kaha.. aur agar ammi jaan ko pata chal gaya toh..
Shama - haa wo AP sahi..
Kalu - chote malik main duphar me aunga jab Malkin Aram Kar rahi hongi.. unhe kuch pata nahi chalega.. AP nischint rahiye..
Rehan - thik hai.. khana laga do .
Phir Rehan Jake dinning table pe bhaith Gaye.. aur main bhi chicken uthake dinning table ki taraf Jane lagi.. aur jab kalu ke yaha se Nikli.. tab kalu ne Meri Gand ki right phak ko suit ke uparse hi jorse masal Diya.. jisse Meri ahhhh nikal gayi..
Shama - ahaaaaa
Rehan - Kya hua Shama..
Shama - wo woo chicken garam hai na.. galti se ungli lag gayi thi..
Rehan - tum bhi na..
Shama - ( iski itni himmat ke Rehan ke hote hue Meri ass ko..)
Ab main Rehan ke picchese khade hoke unhe khana paros rahi thi.. ki tabhi kalu mere Picche aye.. aur dono hathon se Meri Gand ki dono phakon ko kas ke masaldiya.. isbaar sukra hai Maine apna hath muh pe rakh diya..
Kalu - chote malik hum chalte hai..
Ye kehte hue kalu ne mere right gaal ko chuma phir right gaal ko chatke Chala gaya.. aur main uski itni bold harkaton see shocked reh gayi..
Shama - ( ya a..ha. ye Budda toh bohot tez hai isne do baar Rehan ke hote hue itna sab Kar liya... pakka ye Kal jarur kuch na kuch karega.. )
To be continued...