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Wo khusboo barfi ki thi jo aant ke dukan se aa rhi thi.

Me- bhai sahab ye barfi kitne ki di.
Dukandar- malik aapse kaise paisa.
Me- bataoo kitni ki h.
Dukandar- ???? Rupay ki malik.
Me- ek dena.
Dukandar turant ek plate me bharkar de diya. Shubham to uss barfi ke sugandh me hi duba tha or hath me utna sara barfi aate hi mooh me pani aa gaya or wo khana suru kar diya. Khate wakt uske aankh se aashu nikalne laga. Wo mithai usse bachpan ki yaad dila rhi thi khate wakt rote dekh dukandar ne puchh dala "malik kya achhi nhi bani h" shubham uske taraf bari aas se dekhte hue puchha "ye kisne banaya h"

Dukandar- malik hamne banaya h.
Me- (chilla kar) sach sach bataoo kisne banaya h.
Dukandar- (dar ke) malik aap kaho to mai usse hata dunga kabhi koi majdur nhi rakhunga.
Me- aram se) hata na nhi h jisne banaya uska naam bataoo.
Dukandar- naam nhi pata malik wo to aurat h jo subah aati h or ye barfi halwa emarti bana ke jati h.
Me- jati h ka mtlb.
Dukandar- wo aurat puja ke wakt aati h or dopahar hote chali jati h.
Me- kaha rhti h.
Dukandar- pata nhi malik.... Haa uska ek beta h jo le jane wakt aata h phir wo yhi kahi kisi dukan me kaam krta h.
Me- konsa dukan.
Dukandar- pata nhi h malik.
Me- chilla kar) tumhe pata kya h or tum halwai ho to khud nhi bana skte ye sab.
Dukandar- wo malik hamari gharwali bimar rhti h na.
Me- hmm..... Kal wo aaye to humko khabar bhejwa dena usse pata nhi chalna chahiye smjhe.
Dukandar- ji ji malik.
Me- or pata chala na ki tum nikal diye ho to....
Dukandar- nhi nhi malik aisa kabhi nhi hoga.
Me- hmmm... Thik h wo teeno saman jo wo aurat banati h sabke sab do or paisa bataoo kitna hua.
Dukandar- malik..
Me- jitna bole utnaa karoo..

Phir dukandar taolta h sara mithai or shubham paise deke waha se chal deta h magar sohan abhi bhi achambhit tha ye dekh ke jo admi mithai khata nhi h aaj wo mithai banane wali ke liye itna prem dikha raha h sath me khaa kar le bhi jaa raha h usse ye dekh ke raha nhi gaya.

Sohan- mujhe....
Me- beech me) meri maa ke hath ka bana h ye emarti dekho sab ek design h jiske aant me S sign h.
Sohan- aisa koi or bhi bana skta h.
Me- hmm magar swad ka kya wo to pahle jaisa h.
Sohan- mtlb...
Me- tu khaya h ek bhi piece.
Sohan- nhi...
Me- le khaa ke dekh.
Sohan- khate hue) bhai aisi mithai to kabhi nhi khaai kabhi.
Me- hmm... Meri maa ne banaya h (chhati chora karke bola)
Sohan- ab to mai kal dhundh ke hi rahunga.
Me- nhi tum kuch nhi karoge mai khud milunga khud baat karu ga bass ab tum uss taraf dhyan do jiske liye iss mela me itna taam jham kiya.
Sohan- mai dekh leta hu....
Me- jitna kaha utna karo mai apni maa se khud milna chahta hu.

Ab sohan pura confirm tha magar ab wo bhi majbur tha kyuki usse pata tha agar wo ye sachai bataya ki iski wo maa jisne bachpan me pala posa aaj wo kiss halat me kaise wo chhupti chal rhi h. Kaise wo lachar h apni beti ke liye. To kya hoga

Kuch samay baad shubham or sohan ghar aaye to protocol ke tahat unki jaanch hui phir unke saman ki uske baad andar entri mili. Haweli me sohan ki maa bhi thi or pari sukhiram bhi.

Thora intro ho jaye cm ke pariwar ki.

Cm- kosik gupta
Cm wife- yamni gupta
Cm daughter- juhi gupta.

Ramakant ji or cm sahab ka upar ke safe room me jamawra laga tha. Or jo bhi adhikari log the unka neeche me hi adjust kara diya gaya tha. Ek room ko puri tarah unke liye de diya gaya tha. Wahi cm ki wife ke sath bhabhiya or sohan ki maa dono lagi thi kitchen me.

Sabhi titliya mtlb neelam juhi pari ye neelam ke room me gappe maar rhi thi. Shubham waha se shidha sara saman liye pahucha kitche waha gaya to dekha sabhi khana banane me wayast h to shubham chup chap se mithai rakh ke bahar aane laga "aaahhh..." Shubham se ek lrki takra gyi jo syda andha dhuu chali aa rhi thi.

Lrki- u bast.... Oh sorry sorry.... Mujhe laga naukar h.
Wo lrki takrate hi angreji gali ka upyog karne jaa rhi thi par uss chehre pe najar pari jisse wo takrai to turant hi maafi ke sawar nikal gye.
Me- its ok miss...
Lrki- juhi juhi gupta naam h.
Me- hmmm....
Itna kah ke nikal gaya to juhi ko na gawar gujri to wo uske pichhe aake.
Juhi- ooee mr hmmm... Kya?
Me- hmm... mtlb hmm...
Juhi- nhi hmmm... Kyu mai tumse baat karne ke liye naam bataya or tum hmmm... Karke jaa rahe ho.
Me- mujhe waiso se baat karni nhi aati jo chehra dekh ke juban kholti ho.

Shubham katkchh krta hua waha se nikal gaya or picche se aa rhi neelam ne bola "kya kar rhi ho mrs juhi" juhi ke aankho me pani tha jisse dekh neelam ne phir puchha "roo kyu rhi ho"
Juhi- kuchh nhi bass aankh me kira chal gaya tha.
Jhuth bolke juhi waha se chaat pe chali gyi or neelam pichhe pichhe.
Neelam- bata bhi kya hua.
Juhi- kuch nhi...
Neelam- to bhag ke upar kyu aai
Juhi- woo neeche kuch achha nhi lag raha tha.
Neelam- achha kyu nhi lag raha tha.
Juhi- tu sawal bahut krti h chal ye bata yaha ass pass kiska kiska ghar h.

Juhi baat badal ke neelam ko ghar batane boli jisme uska kuch ruchi nhi tha bass dikhane ke liye hmm hmm... Krti or shubham ke wo sabad ko yaad krti rahti.
Kuch samay ke upraant sabhi dining table pe baithe the siway pari kaki or bhabhiyo ke. Kuch adhikari bhi baithe the. Khane ka thali saja or sab uss mithai pe hi pahle tut pare kyuki uski khusboo sab ko lalait kar gyi.

Cm- waah ye mithai kuch jani pahchani h syd ye hamne kahi khai h bahut saal pahle hhmmm... Yaad aaya ye to pushpa ki hath ka bana h jo jamunapur me rasoiya thi meri yaad se.
Me- ustshukta se) aapko yaad h.
Cm- haa kaise bhool skta hu mai uske hath ka bana mithai lene special jata tha jamunapur magar kuch saalo se wo waha kaam nhi kar rhi.... Magar tumhe ye mila kaha se.
Me- bass smjh lijiye unke hi hath ka bana h.
Cm- mtlb...
Sohan- beech me jo shubham ke bagal me baitha tha) sahab baat ye h ki jinki aap baat kar rhe h wo kal mill jayengi.
Cm- kya ye pushpa ke hath ka bana h.
Sohan- haa shubham to yhi kahta h.
Cm- kuch smjha nhi.

Sohan vistaar purwak bataya jo aaj dukan me hua bass wo rone dhone ki baat nhi batai. "Achha tab to ab mujhe bahana mil gaya yaha aane ka ab mithai ke bahane aata hi rahunga" phir cm ne dheere se ramakant ji se kaha "baap beta dono ek jaisa h ye lrka mujhe sahab kah raha h mtlb ye dost hoga ya naukar jisse yaha koi puchhta nhi hoga or ye apne sath bitha ke khila raha h" ramakant ji bass unki baat pe hass dete h.

Wahi pushpa ka naam soon sukhiram or pari ka chehra utaar gaya tha. Sukhiram ka chehra jab utraa jab jamunapur ki rasoia pushpa bola gaya. Wahi cm jab mithai ki tareef kar rhe the tab shubham ne chupke se pari ko ek niwala de diya or wo khate hi uska chehra pahle parfulit hua phir udash.

Ab khana khatam hua to "aaj bare dino baad ek sath khana khaya hu khass kar cm rahte aaj mujhe iss baat ka ahsas nhi hua ki mai ek cm hu. Cm rahte hue aaj pahli baar laga mai ek aam admi hu na ki ek cm jiske kandhe pe pure rajya ki jimmewari h" cm ke iss kathan se unka PA thora emotional hote hue bola "sir aaj aapko pahli baar ek strict cm nhi ek soft dil wala cm ke roop me dekh raha hu nhi to aap meri haar wakt lete hi rahte ho" uski baat se sabhi log hasne lage. Phir ek ek kar un jawana ko bhi khana diya gaya jo ye kah ke mana kiye ki aaplog khaa le uske baad ham khaa lenge. Khane ki tareef unhone ne bhi ki sath me ek comando jo har wakt cm ke sath saye ki tarah rahta tha usne bola "aaj taak meri maa ke alwa kisi ka khana pasand nhi aaya paka ye khana aag ke tapish se na banke pyaar ki phuharo se bana h"

Raat se din hua iss beech raat me teen ankhe khuli rhi ek juhi dusri pari or tesra sukhiram. Abhi andhera hi tha ki chahal pahal suru ho chuki thi kyuki cm sahab ko abhi hi nikalna tha. To sabhi gariya taiyaar ki jaa chuki thi wahi cm sahab ne yaha 1 darjan jawan ko chhor gaye ye kahke ki inhone ne hame sharan di h kya pata inpe bhi hamla ho issbaat se cheif secretary bhi nakar nhi skta tha to waha 1 darjan jawan chhorne ka nichay kiya par shubham sabhi ko wapas jane kaha kyuki usse pata tha koi yaha hamla karne se pahle 100 baar sochega.

Cm ka pura dasta jaa chuka tha or ab bari thi puja ki kyuki surya uday ho chuka tha. To sabhi puja ki taiyaari me lage the wahi shubham puja karne ke liye aan jyda utshahit tha. Kyuki aaj bhagwan ne uski soon li thi. Jld se jld wo pujakarne mandir pahuch gaya. Aaj pandit ji thora let the lar chote pandit ne apna kaam phra kar liya tha to puja me deer nhi hui par shubham ne unko aaj do sabad suna hi diya jisse pandit ji ne hass me taal diya. Aaj shubham ko puja karte wakt lag raha tha samay dheere dheere bit raha h. Wo ljd se jld puja karke uss dukan me jana chahta tha magar puja khatam nhi ho rhi thi.

Karib aadhe ghante ke baad arti ko sab uthe jab arti ho gyi tab shubham bhagne ke liye aage badha ki kajal usse boli "devar ji kahi jana hoto ye kapre badal lo uske baad jana puja ke vastra pahan ke kahi ghumna nhi h" kajal ke itna khate hi shubham jldi se car me baith gaya or intjaar karne laga intjaar kuch 15 minn... Baad aaye sabhi log to shubham car ko haweli ke taraf morr diya waha jane ke baad jldi se kalre badal ke wo nikal gaya paidal.

Aaj usse rasta bhi lamba partit ho raha tha. Wo jldi jldi jane laga abhi wo pandit ji ke ghar ke pass pahucha hi tha ki usse laga jaise koi pandit ji ke ghar me chori karne ko ghuss raha h. Par wo waha dhyan nhi diya or aage badhne laga tabhi usse wo chehra yaad aaya jo andar jaa rahe chor ka tha usse wo chhehra jab yaad aaya to wo aaj jiske liye itna utawla tha usko bhool ke wo turant daur laga diya pandit ji ke ghar ke taraf waha pahuch ke darwaja khat khataya magar andar se koi jawab nhi aaya.

Me- panditain darwaja kholo mai hu shubham.
Andar- ?????
Me- darwaja kholte ho yaa torr du.
Andar- ????

Phir se jab awaj nhi aaya to shu ham ussi baoundry ke pass gaya kaha se wo chor ghusa tha uss boundry le chadh ke dekha to dekhta h. Gate ke taraf ek admi bandok tane khada h wahi panditain kisi admi ke changul me fasi h or wo uske upar se nangi chuchiya masal raha h. Panditin isme uska koi virodh bhi nhi kar rhi h magar waha bikhre bartan bata rhe the yaha yudh hua h.


(Pari or shukhiram ki kahani agle do update ke andar aa jayegi.)
Nice update
 

Killerpanditji(pandit)

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Update 31

Wo khusboo barfi ki thi jo aant ke dukan se aa rhi thi.

Me- bhai sahab ye barfi kitne ki di.
Dukandar- malik aapse kaise paisa.
Me- bataoo kitni ki h.
Dukandar- ???? Rupay ki malik.
Me- ek dena.
Dukandar turant ek plate me bharkar de diya. Shubham to uss barfi ke sugandh me hi duba tha or hath me utna sara barfi aate hi mooh me pani aa gaya or wo khana suru kar diya. Khate wakt uske aankh se aashu nikalne laga. Wo mithai usse bachpan ki yaad dila rhi thi khate wakt rote dekh dukandar ne puchh dala "malik kya achhi nhi bani h" shubham uske taraf bari aas se dekhte hue puchha "ye kisne banaya h"

Dukandar- malik hamne banaya h.
Me- (chilla kar) sach sach bataoo kisne banaya h.
Dukandar- (dar ke) malik aap kaho to mai usse hata dunga kabhi koi majdur nhi rakhunga.
Me- aram se) hata na nhi h jisne banaya uska naam bataoo.
Dukandar- naam nhi pata malik wo to aurat h jo subah aati h or ye barfi halwa emarti bana ke jati h.
Me- jati h ka mtlb.
Dukandar- wo aurat puja ke wakt aati h or dopahar hote chali jati h.
Me- kaha rhti h.
Dukandar- pata nhi malik.... Haa uska ek beta h jo le jane wakt aata h phir wo yhi kahi kisi dukan me kaam krta h.
Me- konsa dukan.
Dukandar- pata nhi h malik.
Me- chilla kar) tumhe pata kya h or tum halwai ho to khud nhi bana skte ye sab.
Dukandar- wo malik hamari gharwali bimar rhti h na.
Me- hmm..... Kal wo aaye to humko khabar bhejwa dena usse pata nhi chalna chahiye smjhe.
Dukandar- ji ji malik.
Me- or pata chala na ki tum nikal diye ho to....
Dukandar- nhi nhi malik aisa kabhi nhi hoga.
Me- hmmm... Thik h wo teeno saman jo wo aurat banati h sabke sab do or paisa bataoo kitna hua.
Dukandar- malik..
Me- jitna bole utnaa karoo..

Phir dukandar taolta h sara mithai or shubham paise deke waha se chal deta h magar sohan abhi bhi achambhit tha ye dekh ke jo admi mithai khata nhi h aaj wo mithai banane wali ke liye itna prem dikha raha h sath me khaa kar le bhi jaa raha h usse ye dekh ke raha nhi gaya.

Sohan- mujhe....
Me- beech me) meri maa ke hath ka bana h ye emarti dekho sab ek design h jiske aant me S sign h.
Sohan- aisa koi or bhi bana skta h.
Me- hmm magar swad ka kya wo to pahle jaisa h.
Sohan- mtlb...
Me- tu khaya h ek bhi piece.
Sohan- nhi...
Me- le khaa ke dekh.
Sohan- khate hue) bhai aisi mithai to kabhi nhi khaai kabhi.
Me- hmm... Meri maa ne banaya h (chhati chora karke bola)
Sohan- ab to mai kal dhundh ke hi rahunga.
Me- nhi tum kuch nhi karoge mai khud milunga khud baat karu ga bass ab tum uss taraf dhyan do jiske liye iss mela me itna taam jham kiya.
Sohan- mai dekh leta hu....
Me- jitna kaha utna karo mai apni maa se khud milna chahta hu.

Ab sohan pura confirm tha magar ab wo bhi majbur tha kyuki usse pata tha agar wo ye sachai bataya ki iski wo maa jisne bachpan me pala posa aaj wo kiss halat me kaise wo chhupti chal rhi h. Kaise wo lachar h apni beti ke liye. To kya hoga

Kuch samay baad shubham or sohan ghar aaye to protocol ke tahat unki jaanch hui phir unke saman ki uske baad andar entri mili. Haweli me sohan ki maa bhi thi or pari sukhiram bhi.

Thora intro ho jaye cm ke pariwar ki.

Cm- kosik gupta
Cm wife- yamni gupta
Cm daughter- juhi gupta.

Ramakant ji or cm sahab ka upar ke safe room me jamawra laga tha. Or jo bhi adhikari log the unka neeche me hi adjust kara diya gaya tha. Ek room ko puri tarah unke liye de diya gaya tha. Wahi cm ki wife ke sath bhabhiya or sohan ki maa dono lagi thi kitchen me.

Sabhi titliya mtlb neelam juhi pari ye neelam ke room me gappe maar rhi thi. Shubham waha se shidha sara saman liye pahucha kitche waha gaya to dekha sabhi khana banane me wayast h to shubham chup chap se mithai rakh ke bahar aane laga "aaahhh..." Shubham se ek lrki takra gyi jo syda andha dhuu chali aa rhi thi.

Lrki- u bast.... Oh sorry sorry.... Mujhe laga naukar h.
Wo lrki takrate hi angreji gali ka upyog karne jaa rhi thi par uss chehre pe najar pari jisse wo takrai to turant hi maafi ke sawar nikal gye.
Me- its ok miss...
Lrki- juhi juhi gupta naam h.
Me- hmmm....
Itna kah ke nikal gaya to juhi ko na gawar gujri to wo uske pichhe aake.
Juhi- ooee mr hmmm... Kya?
Me- hmm... mtlb hmm...
Juhi- nhi hmmm... Kyu mai tumse baat karne ke liye naam bataya or tum hmmm... Karke jaa rahe ho.
Me- mujhe waiso se baat karni nhi aati jo chehra dekh ke juban kholti ho.

Shubham katkchh krta hua waha se nikal gaya or picche se aa rhi neelam ne bola "kya kar rhi ho mrs juhi" juhi ke aankho me pani tha jisse dekh neelam ne phir puchha "roo kyu rhi ho"
Juhi- kuchh nhi bass aankh me kira chal gaya tha.
Jhuth bolke juhi waha se chaat pe chali gyi or neelam pichhe pichhe.
Neelam- bata bhi kya hua.
Juhi- kuch nhi...
Neelam- to bhag ke upar kyu aai
Juhi- woo neeche kuch achha nhi lag raha tha.
Neelam- achha kyu nhi lag raha tha.
Juhi- tu sawal bahut krti h chal ye bata yaha ass pass kiska kiska ghar h.

Juhi baat badal ke neelam ko ghar batane boli jisme uska kuch ruchi nhi tha bass dikhane ke liye hmm hmm... Krti or shubham ke wo sabad ko yaad krti rahti.
Kuch samay ke upraant sabhi dining table pe baithe the siway pari kaki or bhabhiyo ke. Kuch adhikari bhi baithe the. Khane ka thali saja or sab uss mithai pe hi pahle tut pare kyuki uski khusboo sab ko lalait kar gyi.

Cm- waah ye mithai kuch jani pahchani h syd ye hamne kahi khai h bahut saal pahle hhmmm... Yaad aaya ye to pushpa ki hath ka bana h jo jamunapur me rasoiya thi meri yaad se.
Me- ustshukta se) aapko yaad h.
Cm- haa kaise bhool skta hu mai uske hath ka bana mithai lene special jata tha jamunapur magar kuch saalo se wo waha kaam nhi kar rhi.... Magar tumhe ye mila kaha se.
Me- bass smjh lijiye unke hi hath ka bana h.
Cm- mtlb...
Sohan- beech me jo shubham ke bagal me baitha tha) sahab baat ye h ki jinki aap baat kar rhe h wo kal mill jayengi.
Cm- kya ye pushpa ke hath ka bana h.
Sohan- haa shubham to yhi kahta h.
Cm- kuch smjha nhi.

Sohan vistaar purwak bataya jo aaj dukan me hua bass wo rone dhone ki baat nhi batai. "Achha tab to ab mujhe bahana mil gaya yaha aane ka ab mithai ke bahane aata hi rahunga" phir cm ne dheere se ramakant ji se kaha "baap beta dono ek jaisa h ye lrka mujhe sahab kah raha h mtlb ye dost hoga ya naukar jisse yaha koi puchhta nhi hoga or ye apne sath bitha ke khila raha h" ramakant ji bass unki baat pe hass dete h.

Wahi pushpa ka naam soon sukhiram or pari ka chehra utaar gaya tha. Sukhiram ka chehra jab utraa jab jamunapur ki rasoia pushpa bola gaya. Wahi cm jab mithai ki tareef kar rhe the tab shubham ne chupke se pari ko ek niwala de diya or wo khate hi uska chehra pahle parfulit hua phir udash.

Ab khana khatam hua to "aaj bare dino baad ek sath khana khaya hu khass kar cm rahte aaj mujhe iss baat ka ahsas nhi hua ki mai ek cm hu. Cm rahte hue aaj pahli baar laga mai ek aam admi hu na ki ek cm jiske kandhe pe pure rajya ki jimmewari h" cm ke iss kathan se unka PA thora emotional hote hue bola "sir aaj aapko pahli baar ek strict cm nhi ek soft dil wala cm ke roop me dekh raha hu nhi to aap meri haar wakt lete hi rahte ho" uski baat se sabhi log hasne lage. Phir ek ek kar un jawana ko bhi khana diya gaya jo ye kah ke mana kiye ki aaplog khaa le uske baad ham khaa lenge. Khane ki tareef unhone ne bhi ki sath me ek comando jo har wakt cm ke sath saye ki tarah rahta tha usne bola "aaj taak meri maa ke alwa kisi ka khana pasand nhi aaya paka ye khana aag ke tapish se na banke pyaar ki phuharo se bana h"

Raat se din hua iss beech raat me teen ankhe khuli rhi ek juhi dusri pari or tesra sukhiram. Abhi andhera hi tha ki chahal pahal suru ho chuki thi kyuki cm sahab ko abhi hi nikalna tha. To sabhi gariya taiyaar ki jaa chuki thi wahi cm sahab ne yaha 1 darjan jawan ko chhor gaye ye kahke ki inhone ne hame sharan di h kya pata inpe bhi hamla ho issbaat se cheif secretary bhi nakar nhi skta tha to waha 1 darjan jawan chhorne ka nichay kiya par shubham sabhi ko wapas jane kaha kyuki usse pata tha koi yaha hamla karne se pahle 100 baar sochega.

Cm ka pura dasta jaa chuka tha or ab bari thi puja ki kyuki surya uday ho chuka tha. To sabhi puja ki taiyaari me lage the wahi shubham puja karne ke liye aan jyda utshahit tha. Kyuki aaj bhagwan ne uski soon li thi. Jld se jld wo pujakarne mandir pahuch gaya. Aaj pandit ji thora let the lar chote pandit ne apna kaam phra kar liya tha to puja me deer nhi hui par shubham ne unko aaj do sabad suna hi diya jisse pandit ji ne hass me taal diya. Aaj shubham ko puja karte wakt lag raha tha samay dheere dheere bit raha h. Wo ljd se jld puja karke uss dukan me jana chahta tha magar puja khatam nhi ho rhi thi.

Karib aadhe ghante ke baad arti ko sab uthe jab arti ho gyi tab shubham bhagne ke liye aage badha ki kajal usse boli "devar ji kahi jana hoto ye kapre badal lo uske baad jana puja ke vastra pahan ke kahi ghumna nhi h" kajal ke itna khate hi shubham jldi se car me baith gaya or intjaar karne laga intjaar kuch 15 minn... Baad aaye sabhi log to shubham car ko haweli ke taraf morr diya waha jane ke baad jldi se kalre badal ke wo nikal gaya paidal.

Aaj usse rasta bhi lamba partit ho raha tha. Wo jldi jldi jane laga abhi wo pandit ji ke ghar ke pass pahucha hi tha ki usse laga jaise koi pandit ji ke ghar me chori karne ko ghuss raha h. Par wo waha dhyan nhi diya or aage badhne laga tabhi usse wo chehra yaad aaya jo andar jaa rahe chor ka tha usse wo chhehra jab yaad aaya to wo aaj jiske liye itna utawla tha usko bhool ke wo turant daur laga diya pandit ji ke ghar ke taraf waha pahuch ke darwaja khat khataya magar andar se koi jawab nhi aaya.

Me- panditain darwaja kholo mai hu shubham.
Andar- ?????
Me- darwaja kholte ho yaa torr du.
Andar- ????

Phir se jab awaj nhi aaya to shu ham ussi baoundry ke pass gaya kaha se wo chor ghusa tha uss boundry le chadh ke dekha to dekhta h. Gate ke taraf ek admi bandok tane khada h wahi panditain kisi admi ke changul me fasi h or wo uske upar se nangi chuchiya masal raha h. Panditin isme uska koi virodh bhi nhi kar rhi h magar waha bikhre bartan bata rhe the yaha yudh hua h.


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Wo khusboo barfi ki thi jo aant ke dukan se aa rhi thi.

Me- bhai sahab ye barfi kitne ki di.
Dukandar- malik aapse kaise paisa.
Me- bataoo kitni ki h.
Dukandar- ???? Rupay ki malik.
Me- ek dena.
Dukandar turant ek plate me bharkar de diya. Shubham to uss barfi ke sugandh me hi duba tha or hath me utna sara barfi aate hi mooh me pani aa gaya or wo khana suru kar diya. Khate wakt uske aankh se aashu nikalne laga. Wo mithai usse bachpan ki yaad dila rhi thi khate wakt rote dekh dukandar ne puchh dala "malik kya achhi nhi bani h" shubham uske taraf bari aas se dekhte hue puchha "ye kisne banaya h"

Dukandar- malik hamne banaya h.
Me- (chilla kar) sach sach bataoo kisne banaya h.
Dukandar- (dar ke) malik aap kaho to mai usse hata dunga kabhi koi majdur nhi rakhunga.
Me- aram se) hata na nhi h jisne banaya uska naam bataoo.
Dukandar- naam nhi pata malik wo to aurat h jo subah aati h or ye barfi halwa emarti bana ke jati h.
Me- jati h ka mtlb.
Dukandar- wo aurat puja ke wakt aati h or dopahar hote chali jati h.
Me- kaha rhti h.
Dukandar- pata nhi malik.... Haa uska ek beta h jo le jane wakt aata h phir wo yhi kahi kisi dukan me kaam krta h.
Me- konsa dukan.
Dukandar- pata nhi h malik.
Me- chilla kar) tumhe pata kya h or tum halwai ho to khud nhi bana skte ye sab.
Dukandar- wo malik hamari gharwali bimar rhti h na.
Me- hmm..... Kal wo aaye to humko khabar bhejwa dena usse pata nhi chalna chahiye smjhe.
Dukandar- ji ji malik.
Me- or pata chala na ki tum nikal diye ho to....
Dukandar- nhi nhi malik aisa kabhi nhi hoga.
Me- hmmm... Thik h wo teeno saman jo wo aurat banati h sabke sab do or paisa bataoo kitna hua.
Dukandar- malik..
Me- jitna bole utnaa karoo..

Phir dukandar taolta h sara mithai or shubham paise deke waha se chal deta h magar sohan abhi bhi achambhit tha ye dekh ke jo admi mithai khata nhi h aaj wo mithai banane wali ke liye itna prem dikha raha h sath me khaa kar le bhi jaa raha h usse ye dekh ke raha nhi gaya.

Sohan- mujhe....
Me- beech me) meri maa ke hath ka bana h ye emarti dekho sab ek design h jiske aant me S sign h.
Sohan- aisa koi or bhi bana skta h.
Me- hmm magar swad ka kya wo to pahle jaisa h.
Sohan- mtlb...
Me- tu khaya h ek bhi piece.
Sohan- nhi...
Me- le khaa ke dekh.
Sohan- khate hue) bhai aisi mithai to kabhi nhi khaai kabhi.
Me- hmm... Meri maa ne banaya h (chhati chora karke bola)
Sohan- ab to mai kal dhundh ke hi rahunga.
Me- nhi tum kuch nhi karoge mai khud milunga khud baat karu ga bass ab tum uss taraf dhyan do jiske liye iss mela me itna taam jham kiya.
Sohan- mai dekh leta hu....
Me- jitna kaha utna karo mai apni maa se khud milna chahta hu.

Ab sohan pura confirm tha magar ab wo bhi majbur tha kyuki usse pata tha agar wo ye sachai bataya ki iski wo maa jisne bachpan me pala posa aaj wo kiss halat me kaise wo chhupti chal rhi h. Kaise wo lachar h apni beti ke liye. To kya hoga

Kuch samay baad shubham or sohan ghar aaye to protocol ke tahat unki jaanch hui phir unke saman ki uske baad andar entri mili. Haweli me sohan ki maa bhi thi or pari sukhiram bhi.

Thora intro ho jaye cm ke pariwar ki.

Cm- kosik gupta
Cm wife- yamni gupta
Cm daughter- juhi gupta.

Ramakant ji or cm sahab ka upar ke safe room me jamawra laga tha. Or jo bhi adhikari log the unka neeche me hi adjust kara diya gaya tha. Ek room ko puri tarah unke liye de diya gaya tha. Wahi cm ki wife ke sath bhabhiya or sohan ki maa dono lagi thi kitchen me.

Sabhi titliya mtlb neelam juhi pari ye neelam ke room me gappe maar rhi thi. Shubham waha se shidha sara saman liye pahucha kitche waha gaya to dekha sabhi khana banane me wayast h to shubham chup chap se mithai rakh ke bahar aane laga "aaahhh..." Shubham se ek lrki takra gyi jo syda andha dhuu chali aa rhi thi.

Lrki- u bast.... Oh sorry sorry.... Mujhe laga naukar h.
Wo lrki takrate hi angreji gali ka upyog karne jaa rhi thi par uss chehre pe najar pari jisse wo takrai to turant hi maafi ke sawar nikal gye.
Me- its ok miss...
Lrki- juhi juhi gupta naam h.
Me- hmmm....
Itna kah ke nikal gaya to juhi ko na gawar gujri to wo uske pichhe aake.
Juhi- ooee mr hmmm... Kya?
Me- hmm... mtlb hmm...
Juhi- nhi hmmm... Kyu mai tumse baat karne ke liye naam bataya or tum hmmm... Karke jaa rahe ho.
Me- mujhe waiso se baat karni nhi aati jo chehra dekh ke juban kholti ho.

Shubham katkchh krta hua waha se nikal gaya or picche se aa rhi neelam ne bola "kya kar rhi ho mrs juhi" juhi ke aankho me pani tha jisse dekh neelam ne phir puchha "roo kyu rhi ho"
Juhi- kuchh nhi bass aankh me kira chal gaya tha.
Jhuth bolke juhi waha se chaat pe chali gyi or neelam pichhe pichhe.
Neelam- bata bhi kya hua.
Juhi- kuch nhi...
Neelam- to bhag ke upar kyu aai
Juhi- woo neeche kuch achha nhi lag raha tha.
Neelam- achha kyu nhi lag raha tha.
Juhi- tu sawal bahut krti h chal ye bata yaha ass pass kiska kiska ghar h.

Juhi baat badal ke neelam ko ghar batane boli jisme uska kuch ruchi nhi tha bass dikhane ke liye hmm hmm... Krti or shubham ke wo sabad ko yaad krti rahti.
Kuch samay ke upraant sabhi dining table pe baithe the siway pari kaki or bhabhiyo ke. Kuch adhikari bhi baithe the. Khane ka thali saja or sab uss mithai pe hi pahle tut pare kyuki uski khusboo sab ko lalait kar gyi.

Cm- waah ye mithai kuch jani pahchani h syd ye hamne kahi khai h bahut saal pahle hhmmm... Yaad aaya ye to pushpa ki hath ka bana h jo jamunapur me rasoiya thi meri yaad se.
Me- ustshukta se) aapko yaad h.
Cm- haa kaise bhool skta hu mai uske hath ka bana mithai lene special jata tha jamunapur magar kuch saalo se wo waha kaam nhi kar rhi.... Magar tumhe ye mila kaha se.
Me- bass smjh lijiye unke hi hath ka bana h.
Cm- mtlb...
Sohan- beech me jo shubham ke bagal me baitha tha) sahab baat ye h ki jinki aap baat kar rhe h wo kal mill jayengi.
Cm- kya ye pushpa ke hath ka bana h.
Sohan- haa shubham to yhi kahta h.
Cm- kuch smjha nhi.

Sohan vistaar purwak bataya jo aaj dukan me hua bass wo rone dhone ki baat nhi batai. "Achha tab to ab mujhe bahana mil gaya yaha aane ka ab mithai ke bahane aata hi rahunga" phir cm ne dheere se ramakant ji se kaha "baap beta dono ek jaisa h ye lrka mujhe sahab kah raha h mtlb ye dost hoga ya naukar jisse yaha koi puchhta nhi hoga or ye apne sath bitha ke khila raha h" ramakant ji bass unki baat pe hass dete h.

Wahi pushpa ka naam soon sukhiram or pari ka chehra utaar gaya tha. Sukhiram ka chehra jab utraa jab jamunapur ki rasoia pushpa bola gaya. Wahi cm jab mithai ki tareef kar rhe the tab shubham ne chupke se pari ko ek niwala de diya or wo khate hi uska chehra pahle parfulit hua phir udash.

Ab khana khatam hua to "aaj bare dino baad ek sath khana khaya hu khass kar cm rahte aaj mujhe iss baat ka ahsas nhi hua ki mai ek cm hu. Cm rahte hue aaj pahli baar laga mai ek aam admi hu na ki ek cm jiske kandhe pe pure rajya ki jimmewari h" cm ke iss kathan se unka PA thora emotional hote hue bola "sir aaj aapko pahli baar ek strict cm nhi ek soft dil wala cm ke roop me dekh raha hu nhi to aap meri haar wakt lete hi rahte ho" uski baat se sabhi log hasne lage. Phir ek ek kar un jawana ko bhi khana diya gaya jo ye kah ke mana kiye ki aaplog khaa le uske baad ham khaa lenge. Khane ki tareef unhone ne bhi ki sath me ek comando jo har wakt cm ke sath saye ki tarah rahta tha usne bola "aaj taak meri maa ke alwa kisi ka khana pasand nhi aaya paka ye khana aag ke tapish se na banke pyaar ki phuharo se bana h"

Raat se din hua iss beech raat me teen ankhe khuli rhi ek juhi dusri pari or tesra sukhiram. Abhi andhera hi tha ki chahal pahal suru ho chuki thi kyuki cm sahab ko abhi hi nikalna tha. To sabhi gariya taiyaar ki jaa chuki thi wahi cm sahab ne yaha 1 darjan jawan ko chhor gaye ye kahke ki inhone ne hame sharan di h kya pata inpe bhi hamla ho issbaat se cheif secretary bhi nakar nhi skta tha to waha 1 darjan jawan chhorne ka nichay kiya par shubham sabhi ko wapas jane kaha kyuki usse pata tha koi yaha hamla karne se pahle 100 baar sochega.

Cm ka pura dasta jaa chuka tha or ab bari thi puja ki kyuki surya uday ho chuka tha. To sabhi puja ki taiyaari me lage the wahi shubham puja karne ke liye aan jyda utshahit tha. Kyuki aaj bhagwan ne uski soon li thi. Jld se jld wo pujakarne mandir pahuch gaya. Aaj pandit ji thora let the lar chote pandit ne apna kaam phra kar liya tha to puja me deer nhi hui par shubham ne unko aaj do sabad suna hi diya jisse pandit ji ne hass me taal diya. Aaj shubham ko puja karte wakt lag raha tha samay dheere dheere bit raha h. Wo ljd se jld puja karke uss dukan me jana chahta tha magar puja khatam nhi ho rhi thi.

Karib aadhe ghante ke baad arti ko sab uthe jab arti ho gyi tab shubham bhagne ke liye aage badha ki kajal usse boli "devar ji kahi jana hoto ye kapre badal lo uske baad jana puja ke vastra pahan ke kahi ghumna nhi h" kajal ke itna khate hi shubham jldi se car me baith gaya or intjaar karne laga intjaar kuch 15 minn... Baad aaye sabhi log to shubham car ko haweli ke taraf morr diya waha jane ke baad jldi se kalre badal ke wo nikal gaya paidal.

Aaj usse rasta bhi lamba partit ho raha tha. Wo jldi jldi jane laga abhi wo pandit ji ke ghar ke pass pahucha hi tha ki usse laga jaise koi pandit ji ke ghar me chori karne ko ghuss raha h. Par wo waha dhyan nhi diya or aage badhne laga tabhi usse wo chehra yaad aaya jo andar jaa rahe chor ka tha usse wo chhehra jab yaad aaya to wo aaj jiske liye itna utawla tha usko bhool ke wo turant daur laga diya pandit ji ke ghar ke taraf waha pahuch ke darwaja khat khataya magar andar se koi jawab nhi aaya.

Me- panditain darwaja kholo mai hu shubham.
Andar- ?????
Me- darwaja kholte ho yaa torr du.
Andar- ????

Phir se jab awaj nhi aaya to shu ham ussi baoundry ke pass gaya kaha se wo chor ghusa tha uss boundry le chadh ke dekha to dekhta h. Gate ke taraf ek admi bandok tane khada h wahi panditain kisi admi ke changul me fasi h or wo uske upar se nangi chuchiya masal raha h. Panditin isme uska koi virodh bhi nhi kar rhi h magar waha bikhre bartan bata rhe the yaha yudh hua h.


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