Mein jab sabere utha to didi dikhay nahi de rahi thi...
Mujhe laga nahane gayi hogi, pani ki aavj jo aarhi thi washer se
Tapk tapk
Aur didi bahar nikali, mene zhat se aankh band kar li
Par jese hi aanke kholi didi kapde badal rahi thi aese
Mera to unki ye mulyam gand dekh ke mannn pagal ho gaya mann kar raha tha abhi abhi chod du
Mujh se raha nahi gaya aur pitche se khud pada didi pe aur boobs maslne laga jor jor se bilkul aese
Sonal didi:ahhhh raviii kya kar raha hainnnn darddddd hota hainnnn
Mein:didi aapne dhudh nahi pine diya sara din abb to pkaa mein pi aaunga
Aur jor jor se maslne laga unke boobs
Sonal didi ne mujhe rok diya
Aaj ruk jaao please
jab mujhe dekhne vale aayege to baad mein janne ke baad pakkka dugi thumhe dhdudhu
Mere bitachare bhai ko strength bhi to chahye na hahahahshhs
Mein:ha, didi mein yaha kese aa gaya mein to....
Par turant hi didi bol padi
Tum sleep walking kar rahe tha... mein tumko yaha le aayi
Ye baate chodo jav tum naha lo
Mein
k
Mein chala gaya
Sonal didi:accha hua usse kuch yaad nahi varna kya kya mujh se request karta
Afternoon ke 1 baj rahe tha....
didi ko dekhne vale aa gaye
Hamne unko bethaya
Mummy ne introduction karavaya
Ye mr patel hain ye unkk misss aur beta
Beta achha dikhne mein tha phir baatein chalne lagi jo kahasskar aese moke par karte hain...
Mss. Patel:beti ko to dikhao
Mom:ha, sonal beta aao to chay leke
Aur didi chai leke aane lagi... kya dikh rahi thi aaj ekdum apsra ki jese itna sundar to mene kabhi unko dekha hi nahi.... kyunki aaj vo saji dhaji thi ek dum simple sarri pahni thi par khubsurti mein bade bade heroines ko pitche kar de
Mene socha agar ishh ladke ki jagah mein hota to ha kya abhi ke abhi shadi karne ko teyar ho jata
Didi ne chay di unko aur ladke ki taraf dekh ke smile kar di
Ladka to khus ho gaya
Aur kuch bolne se paheli hi bol diya
Ladka:mujhe ye pasand hain ma
Mom:hahahaha tab to shadi pakki
Miya raji to kya kare kajiii
Missspatel:ha vo to hain par mene sunna hain aapki beti vidhva hain?
Didi ko zhtka laga unka munh udas ho gaya par phir se normal ho gayi
Mom:ji sahi baat to suni hain
Mr. Patel:hame ladki to acchi lagi par hamko dahej chahye
Mom:kya
Mr. Patel:ha vo to dena hi padega na vidhva jo hain
Mujh se raha na gaya mein bol pada
Mein:vidhva hui to kya hua ladki to hain, sundar hain, shushil hain aur kya chahye.... vese aajkal dahej partha chali gayi hain
Mr. Patel:beta sahi bol rahe par vidhva ki kya garentyy hi ki aab tak kya kar rahi thi kisi ke saath affairs to chalu nahi ho gaye
Mera to dimag aag se babula ho gaya agar ghar nahi hota to abhi k abhi mar deta inko
Mr. Patel:vese bhi iska baccha bhi to mar gaya tha na... kya pata kya isme kami rah gayi ho jo aesa hua hain
To dahej milta 10 lakh to kuch garnteyy milti na ki aage jake aesa kuch ho to kuch munfa to ho
Mein:to aap log didi ko lene nahi karid ne aaye hain
Mr. Patel:aesi baat nahi hain beta vo to mein ye kahna.....
Tabhi aanku sherni
jesi dahad uthii
Aanku: haramkhor to aap meri bahan ko karid ne aaye hain nahi chodugi mein aaj
Aur didi jiss palte se chai lay thi de mari unke munh par
Mr.patel chilla utheeee
Ahhhhhhhh.. aur unke sirr se khun bahne laga pani ki tarah
Anku:aaj to tum teeno ko mar hi dalugiii
Ladka darpok nikala... anku ki dhad se dar utha aur bhagne laga
Ladka:chalo ma varna ye log mar dalege hame
Anku:saale harami tu to bachega hi nahi aaj
Aur anku ne ek kick mari ki ladka ja gira door pe
Uiiiiiiiiii ma aaaa mara re mujhe maaa bachaaa loooooo
Phir anku ne mrs. Patel ki aur dekhA
Aur aage badhi par kuch karti usse hi pahle mom papa ne pkad liya anku ko
Mom:jaldi chale jayey varna ye ladki kya kar degi pleases
Mrs. Patel to dar ke mare apni pati ko utha ke bhag gayi aur bolti gayi
Dhnywad aapka varana ye ladki to ham teeno ko mar hi deti
Pagal hain ye ladki
Aanku dahadi :aaun kya
Par tab tak vo bhag gaye...
Mom:aanku ye kya kiya tumne aaya hua rista aess hi ganva diya
Papa:ham log kuch management kar lete
Aanku:didi kya kahrid ne ki cheez hain jo ham hi de aur paisa bhi ham hi de
Mom:.......
Par didi ko kisi ne dekha nahi tha aab tak vo kab se vaha khadi kahdi ro rahi thiii
Jab hamne dekha to usse raha na gaya aur vo bhagne lagi apne room mein
Mom:ravi beta jaldi jao didi ke paas kahi vo kuch kar na bethe... vo tumko bahut payar karti hain... tum hi usse samjha sakate ho
Aur mein douda full cheete ki speed mein didi ke piche........