Update 57
पीछले जितने भी अपटेड में ये ही टाइम पास चल रहा है यार sana appi be aao use randi bnao topic pe aao yaar
Me - bhosdike mujhe chutiya samjh rakha tune
Sahil - nhi yar achha chal aur maine suna saziya aa rahi h aaj
Wo bekhudi me bol gaya
Fir achanak Khamosh hua
Ab aage......
Me - tujhe kaise pata
Sahil - wo wo ayikis ne bataya mujhe abhi maine uske paas call ki
Tu phone nhi utha Raha tha to usne bata diya
Mujhe kuch sahil ke baaten ajeeb lagi aur ayikis ko saziya ne kiya bataya hoga apne aane ka
Pata nhi yarr
Par sahil chaonka q
Me - sahil mera sachha dost kiya
Sahil - han yarr q Kiya hua
Me - mujhe lag raha tu kuch chupa Raha hai
Fir ye jhoot q
Tu meri dosti ko sabse bara Manta hai to tujhe meri dosti ki kasam
Tu mujhe jhoot Mt bol
Tujhe pata hai mera me dosti ki khatir jaan de bhi sakta hun
Sahil - yarr tu mera bachpan ka dost h me tujhe kabhi dhoka nhi de sakta tu bhi jaanta hai
Tune meri khatir aaj tak kiya kiya hai me sab jaanta hun
Par tune dosti ke upar baat rakhti bata hi de Raha hu
Mujhe saziya ne hi bataya hai
Yarr tu mujhe galt mat samjh na pahle poori baat sunle
Yaar jab Tera saziya se break up ho gaya tha
To saziya mujhe kafi baar raste me mili
Fir dheere dheere meri usse baat hone lagi
Wo hamesha tere baare me hi poochti thi
Aur tere baare me sab jaane ke liye usne mera no le liya tha
Aur usne yaar mujhe Kasam di thi me tujhe kuch nhi batun
Warna tu fir use galt samjhega
Yarr saziya tujhse sachh me bahut pyaar karti hai
Fir yaar aise hi ham me baat hone lagi
Me - to tune bhosdike mujhe dhoka diya
Sahil - bhai maine tujhe koi dhoka nhi diya yaar saziya ne Kasam di thi
Aur ik baat bata agar tu mujhse koi baat chipane ke liye bole aur me sab ko bata dun tujhe achha lagega
Nhi na
Bas isi liye maine chupaya
Aur dhoka jab hota jab me saziya ke saath kuch kar leta
Maine saziya ko kabhi haath Tak nhi lagaya
Me - tujhe meri kasam sach bata tune usse kuch baten bhi nhi ki kabhi
Sahil - bas 2 3 baar kuch glt baaten ki thi
Par majaak tha
Aur yarr jb tera break up hua tha to maine use propose kiya
Maine socha ab tera break up ho gaya to saziya yarr itni achhi ladki thi
To maine gf banane ka socha pr usne mana kar diya
Boli me sirf Rihaan se pyaar karti hun
Fir uske baad maine kabhi usse pyar ke baare me baat nhi ki
Han kabhi kabhi wo khud sexy baten karne lagti thi
Par yarr wo sirf mujhe achha dost samjh ke hi baat karti thi
Dekh Bhai maine tujhe sab sachh bata diya tujhe ye sb aur kabhi pata chalta to tu mujhe galt samjhta
Maine tujhe hamesha apne se bhi badh kar mana hai
Aur me tujhe abhi bhi glt lag raha hun to tu jo chahe saza de
Par yaar saziya tujhse bahut pyaar karti bahut achhi ladki hai wo yarr
Mujhe ab gussa aaya saziya sali mujhse chup ke mere dost se baaten kar rahi aur kabhi bataya bhi nhi
Me - bahanchud wo achhi ladki hai sali ik no ki randi hai
Madarchod ne jaane kitne ladkon se chudwaya hai
Aur tujhe baat kar rahi thi to mujhe to Kam se kam batati
Me use mana kar deta kiya
Sahil - yar uski glti hai ye
Par tujhe kaise pata wo aur ladkon se bhi chudwa chuki hai
Me - sali ne mujhe khud bataya hai
Jab maine use do ladke ke saath dekh liya
Sahil - matlb kiya sex karte huye
Me - nhi ja rahi thi unke saath chudwane ke liye
Jab maine zabardasti poocha to bata diya
Fir rone lagi boli mujhe maaf kardo me tumse bahut pyaar karti hun
Par yarr bahanchud pe mujhe gussa to bahut aaya tha
Par maine yarr use kah diya tujhe jisse chudwana chudwa le mujhe koi aitraaz nhi
Q ki wo mujhe lagta sudharne wali nhi
Mere peeth peeche bhi karegi
To q na wo khul ke hi karte rahe
Yarr jab me ik ladki se khus nhi hun to us bechari ko q rokun
Zeene do use Apni zindagi
Sahil - wahh yarr kiya soch hai teri
Par tu usse shadi karega bhi ya nhi
Me -yarr mujhe ye nhi pata mujhe kuch samjh nhi aata kiya karu
Sahil - yarr saziya tujhse sach me bahut pyaar karti hai
Hamesha jab meri baat hoti teri baat zaroor karegi
Me - yarr me kis kis se pyaar karu
Me akela ladka kitni ladkiyon se pyaar karu
Sahil - aur kon hai
Me - yarr ik to wo payal hai aur aur ik kashish mere mama ki ladki hai
Aur ik aur aur hai tujhe baad me batunga uske baare me
Sahil - yaar unka to mujhe nhi pata wo kitna pyaar karti hain tujhse par Saziya ka pata hai
Me - kashish ko dekhega to saziya ka pyaar Kam lagne lagega tujhe
Wo to poori pagal bani badi hai
Sahil - achha yarr
Idhar sala ik bhi ladki payar nhi kar rahi hai
Me - ab tu bata kiya karun in sabka
Sahil - yarr dil torna to galt hoga par
Tune pahle apni gf Nisha ke saath kiya tha
Wo kar sakta hai
Me bata dun meri bahut pahle ik gf Nisha thi
Wo bhi mere peeche badi thi
Fir maine plaan banaya
Mere dost uske paas jakr meri bahut buraai karte the
Idhar fir meri aur Nisha ki ladai hoti
Me Nisha ko baar mana leta
Fir Nisha bhi mujhse bor ho gayi q ki mere daot Hamesha mere baare me usse kuch aisa kahte jo bardast nhi kar pati
Fir usi ne mujhse baat karna band kar diya
Aur is tarah maine use dhoka bhi nhi diya
Aur uska dil bhi jiyada nhi dukha
Use to lagta raha jaise me usse pyaar hi karta hun
Pr meri harkaten aise jo kisi ladki ko achhi nhi lage
Me - haan yarr isse wo khud mujhse break up kar lengi
To kiya sab chalaun
Sahil - han yarr maze le sab se
Aur itne achhe kaha hai ham log
Aaj kal kon itna achha hai
Me - hasta hua mtlb tu bhi to nhi hai fir
Sahil - han yar me bhi kaha itna achha hun
Par hamari dosti alag h wo pakki hai sale
Me kiya dosti pakki hai sala Aaj apne dost Ayaan ki bahan ko blackmail kar raha hai
Kal na jaane meri bahno ko blackmail karke chode
Pr rihaan tu khud yahi chahta hai ke teri bahne randi ki tarah chuden
Par sahil mera sachha dost hi nikla ye mujhe ik musibat aane pe pata chala
Qki ki insaan ko musibat me hi pahchana jata hai
Sahil - Par yarr ik baat bata saziya ne kab bataya tujhe sab kuch
Aur uske baad bhi chudwaya usne kisi se
Me - nhi abhi shayad nhi chudwaya kisi se
Pr karegi to apna hi fayeda tujhe bhi uski choot mil jayegi
Sale
Sahil - yarr me to use dekh dekh hi kafi baar hilaya
Teri gf thi is liye kabhi kuch nhi kiya
Ab sali wo hai hi aisi to yarr mujhe bhi dila yaar saziya ki
Me - fikr mat aaj raat ko tujhe call Karu to utha lena ho sakta hai saziya ko milker chode
Mera ik dost aur hai wo bhi aa sakta hai ko
Teeno milker chodenge sali ko
Sahil - par yarr tere ghar me teri bahne bhi hongi agr kisi pata chal gaya to
Me - saale kisi ko nhi pata chalega
Mere room hi agl hai me raat ko gate khol dunga aa jana tu samjh gaya na
Fir ik aur choot hai uski bi dilaunga tujhe sabr kar
Sahil - aur kon hai yarr
Me - kajal
Sahil - kiya payal ki bahan na
Wo maan jayegi
Me - sali aaj usne khud bola hai ke tum chaho to apne dosto ko le aao
Sahil - bhai kiya bol raha hai sala abhi se lund khada ho gaya kajal bhi sali mast hai abhi tak to use pic me hi dekha hai
Payal ko to us. Din dekh liya tha
Yarr tu to bol raha tha uski maa bhi chudne ko tayyar ho gayi
Me - han yar par time kaha mil raha jane ka sala
Sahil - chal yar me chalta hun aur yaar Aaj raat ko thodi koshish kar hi Lena
Saziya ki lene ka bahut man tha mera
Me - chal ab nikal yarr kar lunga
Pakka hi samjh aaj
Fir sham hi ho gayi me shop band karwa ne laga
Mujhe Halima ka baar baar khayal aa raha tha
Akhir wo kiya sochti hogi mere baare
Main fir seedha fir chachu ke ghr me ghus gaya
Mujhe ayeza aapi dikhi
Mere Najar aapi ke jism pe gayi
Ufff sali ka figure to chudwa chudwa kar Kamal ka ho raha tha
Neela soot aur Kali payemi me gazb ka maal aapi lag rahi thi
Boobs aur gaand ko kapde faadne ko dikhe
Aur ufff uper se khoobsurat bhi
Me apni hawas bhari nazro se aapi ko dekh raha tha
Aur aapi mujhe baar baar aawaz de rahi thi
Aapi rihaan o rihaan meree bhai kaha khoya hai
Me - wo kuch nhi aapi mujhe Sameer se kuch kaam hai
Aapi - wo abhi nhi h ghr
Thodi der me aa jaayega
Me - fir chachi ke paas chala gaya
Chachi sope baithi thin
Meri najar fir chachi ke boobs par badi uff kitne bade bade aur gore gore boobs the
Me sochne laga yarr ye boobs agar nange mil jayen to dawate huye kitna maza aayega
Chachi - oye Rihaan kiya dekh raha hai
Me - chachi aap to bahut khoobsurat ho aapko hi dekh raha hun
Majaak me
Chachi - chal na me khoobsurat tu apni umr ki ladkiyan dekh samjhe
Me - ladiyan kaha mukaabla kar paayengi aapka chachi
Chachi - chal ab bahut maska laga kiya
Ja chachu ke bhej de
Me - kaha hain wo
Chachi - teri ammi ke paas honge
Me sun kar samajh gaya kahi chachu fir lage honge
Chal Rihaan dekhte meri ammi jaan kiya Gul khila Rahi Hain
Me utha to Halima kitchen me jaati dikhi
Wo mujhe bahut ghoor kr dekh rahi thi
Me usse baat karna chah raha tha
Pr mujhe abhi ammi ko dekhna tha
To me bina kuch bole hi nikl gaya
Me jaldi se gher me gaya to me ammi aur chachu ke dekhne laga ammi chachu kahi dikh nhi rahe the
Haya - bhai kiya dekh rahe ho
Me - ammi kaha hai
Haya - wo room me chachu ke saath kuch baaten kar rahi hain
Me - ok theek h aur aapi kaha hain wo asad bhai ke saath uper hain
Me - wo aa gaya aur saziya
Haya - wo sab uper hi hain ayikis ke saath
Me - theek h kiya bana rahi aaj khane me
Haya - bhai Gobi laayi thin ammi wahi bana rahi hun
Me - theek h
Haya fir kitchen me chali gayi
Aur shayad meri saari bahne uper hi thin is liye neeche koi dikh nhi Raha tha
Me room ke paas pahuncha to room andr se band tha
Sala mere hi ghar me meri maa chud rahi hai
Mera to soch kar hi lund khada hone laga
Mujhe ab ammi ko chudwate huye dekhne ka bada man hone laga
Me ab pareshan hone laga akhir kaise dekhun andr
Fir deewaar ke uper ik hawa paas hone wala window tha
Maine darwaze kaan lagaya par mujhe kuch sunayi nhi diya
Fir window ki taraf dekhne laga
Par musibat ye kaise charu itni uper aur koi dekh lega agr waha chara to
Koi to bahana banana tha
Kiya karun yarr kiya karun
Yahi sochte huye mujhe ik idea aaya
Me Haya ko bulaya aur bola
Haya agr ye tasbeer idher laga dun to jiyada achhi lagegi
Haya - bhayya udher idher bhi to theek lag rahi hai
Me - nhi haya udher jiyada achhi lagegi
Idher ke liye new kuchh leke aaunga
Ye purani bhi ho gayi hai
Tu wo bench udhwa de
Haya - theek hai uthao
Maine ik banch rakhi jo kafi unchi thi
Fir ik uske uper kursi rakhi
Me fir aaram se window Tak pahuch gaya.
Me - theek hai haya
Tu ja ab khana bana le me laga dunga
Maine jaise hi andr dekha mera lund full khada ho gaya
Ammi sirf bra me chachu ke god me baithi hai
Aur chachu poore nange
Shayad chachu ne ammi ki choot me lund daal rakha tha
Aur ammi ke honton pe apne honton ko rakh kar
Ammi ke raseele hont choos rahe the
Me uff meri randi ammi kaise baithi hai nangi hoke bahanchud
Haramzadi uffff Tera badan
Me aise hi badbadane laga
Mera lund bahut tight ho gaya
Aisa lag raha tha ke ab lund nikaal ke hilane lagu
Par mazboor tha
Aaj pahli baar apni maa ko is hatal me dekhna mujhe hosh me nhi aane de raha tha
Fir chachu ammi ke hont choosne lage
Ahhh
Me deewar me hi lund ragdne laga ahhh randi maa meri kaise apne honton ka ras pila Rahi hai
Apne devar ko
Mujhe kab pilaayegi ahhh
Aaj mujhe apni zindagi ka ik alg hi maza aa raha tha
Apni MAA ko kisi gair mard ke bahon me dekhne me
Fir chachu ki god me ammi chachu ke lund me uchal uchal ke chudne lagi
Me samjh gaya lund ammi ki choot me hai Shayad
Aur fir chachu ne ammi ki bra bhi nikaal di
Ahhh
Aur ammi ke boobs dawa dawa ka choosne lage
Aaj pahli baar maine ammi ko full nangi dekha
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Jis ammi ko aaj tak maine kabhi Nanga bhi nhi dekha
Aaj aapni maa ko kisi se chudwate huye dekh raha tha
Meri kiya hatal hogi doston
Aap soch sakte ho
Meri siskariyan nhi ruk Rahi thin
Sach bataun to mujhe itna maza aa raha tha ke bata nhi sakta
Aur gussa to bilkul nhi aa raha tha
Aur lag raha khaas meri maa mere saamne hi chudwati
Ahhh
Aur me ammi ko galiyan de kar bolta chudwa randi apne bete saamne ahhhh
Aur poori randi banja
Me badbadane laga
Aahhh meri randi mammy tera jism kiya mast hai yarrr
Tu jb mere lund ke neeche aayegi to ahhh yarr meri randi maa kiya karegi tu ahhh
Apne bete se kab chudwayegi aha
Aur zor zor se chodo chachu ahhh
Leta ke chodo chachu yarrr ahhh
Choot kaisi hai yarr ammi ki ik baar dekhne ko mil jaaye
Ahh ahh fir chachu bad pe ammi ko gira ke ammi ki boobs choosne lage
Aur masti dawa bhi rahe the
Ahhh
Ammi ki thodi thodi si aawaz aa rahi thi
Ammi siskariyan le rahi thin
Mujhe ammi ke boobs ne pagl kr diya
Ahhh ammi mujhe bhi choose tere boobs ahhh
Madharchod kiya boobs hain tere
Kaash aise dawane ko hi mil jayen mujhe
Fir chachu ammi se bole chal meri randi mera lund choos
Ammmi - aaja badve mere dalle pati
Mujhe ye sun kar jhatka laga
Pr maine us time diyaan nhi diya jiyada is baat pe
Aur Chachu khade hokar ammi ke muh me lund daal kar muh chodne lage
Ammi full lund me le rahi thin
Poori randiyon ki tarah chachu apna poora lund muh me gusa gusa kr chod rahe the
Ahh ahha jaan kiya choos rahi hai aahh
Me - ahhh meri randi maaa kitne lund tune muh me liye apne ahhhh
Jo itna mast muh chudwa rahi hai
Fir Chachu bole chal meri randi ghodi ban ja
Ammi - han bhosdiwale tujhe ghodi banane ka bahut shok mujhe
Chachu - bahanchud randi tu cheej hi hai ghodi banane wali
Chal ab banja
Chachu ne ammi ko god me utha kr bad pe patak diya
Mujhe ye nazara bahut mast laga
Kaise chachu meri ammi ko utha kar bad pr patak patak kr chod rahe hain
Fir ammi ghodi ban gayi aur chachu ne apna lund ammi ki choot me daal diya aur ammi ko chodne lage
Ahhh meri kutya kiya mast garam choot h teri ahhh sali
*******ann Aya kiya tha raat ko
Ammi - han wo raat ko mere room me aa gaya poori raat choda usne mujhe
Mujhe ye samjh nhi aaya jaane kiya Chachu ne bol Diya
Me sochne laga kon hoga jo raat ammi ko chodne aaya hoga
Chachu - ahhh sali tabhi aaj bol raha tha maza aa gaya raat ko
Ammi - wo harami Sana ko chodne ke liye bol Raha tha
Maine bol diya aankhein noch lungi agr meri beti ki taraf dekha bhi
Chachu - ahhh randi uska kiya kasoor Sana sali hai hi itni mast
Man to mera bhi karta hai use chodne ka
Lagta zabardasti chod dalun use to
Ammi - kitne harami ho tum use to aise nigah se mat dekho
Ik beti ke saath to kar chuke ho
Chachu - behosi me choda to kiya sali agr hosh hoti to maaza aata
Use chod kar aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi laash ko chod raha hun
Par apni apni sagi beti ki choot maarne me maza hi alag tha
Ammi - han pahle use nayajiz tareeke se paida kiya aur fir use chod bhi diya
kitne harami ho tum
meri bachhi pe zara raham nhi aaya
ab apni niyat apni betiyon par gandi mat karo jab aur chooten hain tumhare paas
Sana ke sapne chodo
Chachu - randi ik baar Sana mujhse chudwa legi to kiya bigd jaayega uski choot ka
Ahh sali ki gaand dekhi hai kaisi nikli huyi hai
Dekh hi lund khada ho jata hai
Ammi - pahle meri us beti ko bi aise hi bolte the
Ahhh ahhhh tera hi asar hai teri bitiyon
Ahh.
Ab teri gaand maarta hu
Chal ready hoja
Mujhe ye sun khudke kaan yakeen nhi ho raha tha
Akhir kis meri bahan ko chachu ne choda hai
Aur najayiz bahan meri kon hai
Aur hai to ammi ke pet se kaise
Akhir kon se bahan h meri
ye sab baten to thi hi par ammi ki chudayi dekhne me itna maza aa raha ke ye sab baton pe abhi dhyaan dena zaruri nhi tha
Me - chachu bhosdika kitna madharchod hai tu meri maa to chod hi raha hai
Meri bahan koi Bahn ko bhi chod chuka
Aur Sana aapi ko bhi chodna chahta hai
Ahhh sale ik baar me aapi ko chod lun
Fir tu bhi. Chod lena chachu
Aahhh
Kiya bigde ga meri bahan ka ik aur lund apni choot me lene se
Ahhh ammi tu to full randi hai kl raat kisse chudwaya tha tune ahhh
Aur kitne Raaz hain tere
Jaldi pata karunga
Me deewar pe lund ragd ragd ke ammi ki chudayi dekh raha tha aur man man ye sab badbada raha tha
Pr mujhe dar lg raha tha kahi haya dekh na aur uper se neche koi na aa jaye
Aur yahi hua
Haya kitchen se aayi aur boli
Bhayya itni der se uper Kali hi chare pade ho
Me - yarr gudya me soch raha tha
Chal tu ja abhi lagata hu
Haya ne bii jiyada dyaan nhi diya wo jaldi me apne room me chali gayi
Maine fir room me dekha to chachu ammi ki gaand maar rahe the ghodi banake
Aur ammi maze apni gaand marwa rahi thi
Fir chachu ne lund nikala aur dheere dheere fir gaand pe daalne lage
Aur bole
Ayesha teri gaand jab maine pahle baar Mari thi tujhe yaad hai
Sali tu kitna cheekhi thi
Ammi - ahhh cheekhun gi nhi jab meri gaand zabardasti maar loge
Ahhh ab Maro zor zor se thodi ahhh gusa sale apna lund poora
Chachu - ahhh sali randi ab to bolegi tez chodne ko
ab fat jo chuki hai teri poori
Le sali randi ki aulaad aahh teri maa chodu teri aahh
Sali bahanchud ahhh kiya gaand hai tere aah
Chachu jis tarah se ammi ki gaand maar rahe mujhe saaf dikh rahi thi
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Fi ammi khadi ho gayin aur chachu se boli aaja mere bhadve chaat meri choot
Chachu - ammi ke pairo ke neeche baith kar bole sali randi kahi ki apni jhaant to saaf kar leti
Ammi - sale chaat na meri choot pe baal thodi hain
Choot ke uper to hain
Meri choot to bilkul saaf hai
Fir chachu ko ammi ne khade khade hi apni tangon ke neeche dawa liya
Aur chachu ammi ki choot chaatne lage
Ammi - Aah harami chaat meri choot tune mujhpe bahut zulm kiye hai harami ke bachhe ahhh
Sale randi ki aulad poori jawan gusa apni meri choot me
Me ammi ki aise gandi gandi gandi galiyon se hairaan tha
Jis ammi ko aaj tak maine kabhi mujhe ya apni bahno ko daante bhi nhi suna
Uska ye roop mujhe bahut maza de raha tha
Mujhe to lag raha tha
Abhi ammmi ke room me jaun aur me ammi ko randi ki tarah chodne lagun
Sali meri ammi ik kadak maal thi
Ammi ka badan aaj tak kasa tha
Pata nhi q
Shayad kuch aurten natural hi aisi hoti hain
Aur mere gher me to sab hi aisi thi
Aur kismat se chachu ko chachi bhi aisi hi mili
Fir chachu kade huye aur ammi ki ik taang utha kar apne lund ammi ki choot me daal diya
Aur khade khade ammi ko chodne lage
Ahh randi kiya garam ho gayi teri choot
Sali tu jharne ka naam hi nhi leti
Sab isi baat se pareshan hain
Ahhh
Ammmi - ahh tez chod na sale jab mera jaldi nhi hota to me kiya karu
Aise ammi ko chachu chodte chodte apni god me utha lete hain
Aur ammi khoob uchal uchal ke chachu le lund pe
Apni chaudai ka maza lene lagi .ahha ahhhh ahhh oyeeee
Sare kamre me ammi ki siskariyan ghoonj rahi thi
Aur darwaza thodi door tha to waha tak shaayad aawaz nhi pahunch rahi thi
Aur me ammi ke bilkul paas se dekh raha tha
Q ki jaha ammi ki chudai ho rahi thi
Wahi window ta
Ab mujhse raha nahi gaya maine apni me haath dala aur apna lund hilane laga
Ahhh meri maaa kiya mast figure hai tera ahhh
Mujhe fir meri bahno ki aawaz sunayi di
Jo Baten karte huye neeche aa rahi thin
Mujhe ik dam hosh aya me furan utar gaya to dekh saziya asad aur meri bahne sb
kiya aur wo aakr apne doston ko bataaye ke maine apni gf ke saath baahut maze kiye uske boobs dawaye har tareeke choma chata maaze kiye. Uske saath
