Funny Fifty Shades Of Bakchodi

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Agasthya ka jaadui chiraag

Jaadugar gusse mein..tu mujhe ghelchod samajh raha hai
Mujhe woh chiraag dega ki.nahi
De nahi toh is gufa ko band karke chala jaaunga

Agasthya..bhos led ke madarchod board mere sath dhokha
Tujhe main apna lund dunga aaja le le

Yeh sunke jaadugar ke badan mein sansani daud gayi

Agasthya ka shakal rone jaisa ho gaya uska man kharab ho gaya
Woh ulti karne jaisa munh banane laga
Jaadugar neeche hont kaat te hue
Uff
Tabhi jaadugar ko ehsaas hua
Jaadugar..main aakhir baar bol raha hoon ki tu mujhe woh chiraag dega ki nahi

Agasthya ne ek dhela uthaya aur jaadugar ko maara
Jaadugar ki pagdi neeche kar gayi

Aur phir usne gufa band kar di

Jaadugar..bhukh pyas se mar jaayega tab chiraag le lunga

Aur phir jadugar chala gaya

Agasthya rote hue..master kaha ho.master mere ko bachao alpha banne ke chakkar mein maine jaadugar ko hadka toh diya lekin ab Mera kya ho gya

Kuchh time beet gaya

Tabhi agasthya ka phone baja

Aakash..kaha hai

Agasthya..mujhe nikaal mere bhai yaha se fans gaya hoon
Main mar jaaunga

Aakash.. lekin tu hai kaha

Agasthya..kaali pahadi ki aakhri gufa mein band hoon

Aakash..Abe tu wahan kaise pahunch gaya woh toh bahut khatarnak jagah hai

Agasthya..tu mujhe yaha se nikaalega ya mera biography likhega

Phone cut ho gaya

Kuchh der baad gufa khuli aur aakash wahan khada tha
Agasthya upar aagaya aur phir usne poori baat batayi
Aakash..laundiya ke chakkar mein kitna gid gaya hai

Aur phir aakash ne agasthya ko ghar chhoda
Agasthya woh jaadui chiraag dekhne laga
Kya hai ismein aisa

Agasthya so gaya sote hue sapno mein woh dhaki chiki karne laga
Chirag uske neeche aagaya
Aur phir dhaki chiki sapno mein ho raha tha lekin movement yaha hone laga
Aur phir chiraag se ek jinn nikla

Zor se awaz aayi
Kya hua

Agasthya ghabrake utha ek mota neela danav khada tha uske saamne

Jinn..lund chahiye ya bur

Agasthya fatak se bola bur

Jinn..lo phir seal pack

Aur tabhi agasthya ko kuchh mehsus hua aur usne apne ustaad ko check kiya
Wahan ustaad nahi tha wahan toh muniya thi

Agasthya

Agasthya Aakash. Raj_sharma Avaran JaideepRaj

 

[Black]

Idhar appan chut chat waalo pe roast likhega
Small small stories
Toh pehle kiska number lagaya jaaye
Haajri do saaro
Jisko kisi ki khilli udani hai uska naam mention kar do

 

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Werewolf tamsoo hi khata khulna chahiye
The handsome intelligent powerfull billionaire hi hi hi

 

[December]

 

[Avaran]

Idhar appan chut chat waalo pe roast likhega
Small small stories
Toh pehle kiska number lagaya jaaye
Haajri do saaro

Raj_sharma ke bare mein likho

 

[Black]

Jarur mention karo sab kiske baare mein likhna hai

 

[Agasthya]

 

[Agasthya]

Idhar appan chut chat waalo pe roast likhega
Small small stories
Toh pehle kiska number lagaya jaaye
Haajri do saaro
Jisko kisi ki khilli udani hai uska naam mention kar do

Title naam - 50 shades of Bakchodi

 

[Raj_sharma]

Raj_sharma ke bare mein likho

Bsdke aaj hi jail se nikla hai, aate hi maar khane ke kaam kar raha hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

Raj_sharma ke bare mein likho

Kaadu bhaiya isi lole ke uper likho pahla program

 

[Aakash.]

Idhar appan chut chat waalo pe roast likhega
Small small stories
Toh pehle kiska number lagaya jaaye
Haajri do saaro
Jisko kisi ki khilli udani hai uska naam mention kar do

C gayab hai kya matbal iska jo ju ko mili thi wo bina ch*t ki i mena shemale thi kya ​