Miss Suhana
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kia likhte hi aapne yaar,,ekdom mast aur jackassAsif kuch din pahle hi iss mohale mai rahne aaya tha.. Pahle uski dukan kahi aur thi.. Aab yaha rahne aaya tha.. Asif hafte mai 2-3 baar galli mohaale mai aapni redi lekar gali mai kabada lene jaya karta tha aur wo baki ke samay dukan se hi kaam karta tha..
Asif bhut hi harami ladka tha .. bhut hi jagaladu ladka tha .. ladaiya bhut karta tha .. Jab usne aawaj di tab sandhya bahar aaye thi.. Tab asif ne use dekha.. Aur uski taraf ishara karte hui kahane laga..
Madam ji kuch hai kya.. Kabade mai..
Aur aapna thela sandhya ke ghar ke compound ke karib le jata hai.. Aur phir pucahta hai..
Memsaab.. Loha tin plastic kuch hai kya
Tab sandhya gardan se na mai ishara karti hai.. aur aander chali jati hai.. Phir asif chala jata hai.. Thoda aage.. Phir wo waha ek do grahak se baat karta hai.. galle ke dusare corner pai rohit khada tha.. Sandhya ka ladka.. Aapne kuch friends ke saath.. Tab asif ki nazar maya pai padati hai..
Maya jo 18 saal ki hai. Uska aaj ka figure 34 23 34 hai aur vo 5 ft 7 inch ki height ki hone ki vajah se bahut lambi dikhai deti hai. Uski rangat aise hai jaise kissi ne doodh main kesar mila diya ho, bikul gora rang laal surkh gaal, khubsurat chehra pyari ankhein, gulab ki pankhdion Jaise honth, mamme toh aise ki, mano rubber ki balls ho jo hamesha kase hue lagate hain. Maya ki jo cheez sabse jayad katailana hai wo hai uske bahir ko nikali hui gol matol nitamb, jo bahut hi kase hue aur perfect shape me hain. Uske Reshamee lambe kaale baal jo uski kamar ke neeche tak aate hai. Kul milaa kar maya kise film actress se kam nahi lagati hai.jo abhi 12 th class mai pad rahi hai..
Asif ne maya ko pahle 2-3 baar dekha tha.. Usko maya pasand aa gaye thi... maya ko dekhte hui us par line marne lagta hai.. Tabhi rohit ka ek friend wo dekh leta hai.. Maya waise rohit ke ek friend ki sister thi.. Tab rohit ka wo friend waha khade sabhi friends ko bol deta hai.. Aapne dost ki bahan par kabadi wala line maar raha hai ye jaan kar rohit gusse mai aa jata hai.. Aur wo log uski taraf jate hai.. Aur usmai se ek ladka Asif se puchata hai..
Kya kar raha hai
Asif - tuje kya karna hai
Hamare mohalle ke ladki par line maar raha hai kya
Asif - tere bahan lagti hai kya
Aise kahte hi us ladke ne haa lagti hai aisa bol kar Asif ka gala pakada.. Tab tak rohit ne Asif ko jor se chata mara.. Aab rohit aur uske friend Asif ko marne lage.. Mohalle mai kya shor ho raha hai ye sunkar sandhya fir se balcony mai aa jati hai.. Rohit jagda kar raha hai ye dekh kar wo bhag ke neeche aa jati hai..
Aab tak Asif ke friend bhi waha aa juke the.. Wo dono group aapas mai jagada karne lagta hai.. Tabhi colony mai se kisi ne police ko inform kiya tha to police aa chuki thi.. Police officer ruchika waha aane ke baad kya hua hai ye waha ke longo se puchane lage tab rohit ne kaha
Madam ye kabadwala hamare colony ke ladki ko ched raha tha…
Aab sandhya inn logo ke paas pahunch chuki thi..
Tab Asif ne rohit ko maa ki gali di .. usne bola teri maa ka bhosda maru.. teri maa ki chut marta hu sale..
Rohit ko bhut gusaa aya.. Rohit kuch kahe usse pahle hi ruchika ne ek jordaar thappad Asif ko jad di..
Aur gusse mai kahte hai
Haraamkhor gali mat de..
Madam hamane us ladki ko cheda nahi tha.. Chahe to aap us ladki ko puch lo..
Ruchika : ek jhapad dungi muh pe.. kuch bhi bakwas karta hai .. Wo bechari ladki kya bolege..
Quite a strong updateohhh asif itna pyar na kar mujhe ki kahi mein teri halki si berukhi bhi sehan na kar paau
aisa kabhi nahi hoga mera pyar hamesha aisa hi rahega tere liye
Aisa kahte hui uske ek chuchi ko jor se dabane laga
aaahh aaram se jor se mat dabao dard ho raha hai..
Tab asif ne ruchi ko apne majbut hatho se apne sine se laga liya..
Ouchhhhhh..
Kuch der sine se lagane ke baad asif ne dhire se ruchi ke dono galo ko aapne hatho se pakada.. Aab dono ki aankhe ek dusare ki aankho se mil gai.. Dono ki dil ki dhadkan bhi ek saman chalane lagi aur fir wo hua jiska asif ko kabse intajaar tha..
Hua yu ki asif ke kuch karne se pahle hi ruchika ki utejitna badh gayi aur usko control nahi Hua… ye utejitna asif ke garam sanse ruchika ke sanso se takarane ki wajah se badh gaye ya kisi aur reason pata nahi par iss wajah se ruchika ne aapne gulabhi honth asif ke honto par rak di aur use kiss karne lagi.. Asif ruchika ke iss hamle se bahut kush ho gaya aur usi khushi mai usne uske gaand ke niche haath dal ke use uppar uta liya.. Iss wajah se ruchika ko kiss karana asan ho gaya.. Asif bbhi aab uska saath dene lag gaya aur fir wo uske rasile honto ka ras pita chala gaya.. Aur ruchika bhi aapna ras use pilate chali gayi.. Asif aab jor jor se uske honto ko nichodane laga.. Tab Asif ko ek movie ka scene yaad aa gaya..wo sochate hui usne kiss toda.. Dono ke hoonth puri tarah se gile the.. Dono lambi lambi saans le rahe the.. Ruchika ne uske aankho mai dekhte hui kaha..
Jaan muje tumare pyar ki jarurat hai..
Ruchika ke kahane se Asif Josh mai aa gaya aur us film ke scene ki tarah usne ruchika ko utake waha jo ek wall thi waha use sata diya.. Ek haat uske kamar ke piche dala aur dusare haat se uske galo ko pakad ke usko kiss karne laga.. Dono ekdusare ke honto mai ulaj gaye.. Kamar wala haat uske mamme pai aa gaya.. Aab wo kiss karte hui uske mamme dabane laga..
Idhar Asif ka hatyar puri tarah se khada hokar ruchika ke gufa ki dwar ko pant ki uppar se chu raha tha.. Tab ek baar jor se uska mamma Asif ne dabaya … tab usne kiss toda aur sisak uthi..
Aahhhhh… aahhhh… asiffffff…
asif ne fir se usko baho mai leke kiss karne laga.. Abhi dono kuch der aur kiss karte ki tabhi piche se sandhya ki awaaz aayi..
Sandhya - madam
aawaj sunate hi dono alag ho gaye.. Sandhya dono ko waha unke samne khade hokar ghure jaa rahi thi .. Asif ke alag hote hi ruchika ne aapne baal thik kiye aur aapne baal sanwar liye.. Thode wo aage ki aur hui aur boli..
Ru- ab kya khaayegi humein jo yu ghur kar
dekh rahi hai..ab show khatam ho gya chal aab jaa..
Sandhya to ruchika ki baat sunkar aankh faade kabhi Asif ko to kabhi ruchika ko dekh rahi thi.. Aur fir wo gusse mai boli..
Sandhya - kya???
Ruchika - kuch nahi
Sandhya - kya kaha aapne.. show khatam ho gaya hai.. Kya matlab hai aapka madam..
Ruchika - kuch nahi
Sandhya - ek mint koi mujhe bhi batayega ki yaha kya ho raha hai aur madam aap yaha kis liye aayi thi aur aap kya kar rahi ho iss lofer ke saath..
Ruchika - aap kya kah rahi ho madam.. Aap ko kaise pta ki hum yaha kya kar rahe hai
sandhya - pata nahi chalega par dekh to sakte hai na..
Ruchika - kya kahana chaahate ho aap madam.. Kya naam hai aap ka
Asif - sandhya
Tab sandhya gusse se asif ko dekhane lagti hai
Ruchika - sandhya madam to kya kahna chaahate ho aap..
Sandhya - kuch nahi..
Aur sandhya waha se chali jati hai..
Ruchika - tu sabra nahi kar sakta tha kya jo itni jaldi sabkuch karna chahata mere saath..maine kaha tha na yaha thik nahi hai ye sab
A- ohhh ruchi kya kru mujhe sab pata hai per tera ye madmast badan dekh kar control nahi kar paaya( use phir se baho mai leke
uski gand dabate hue)
R- ohhh.. hat badmaash ( use khud se dur karte hue..par asif phir se use aapne baho mai leta hai ) .. Asif ye kya kar rahe ho .. Tume kaise samaj nahi aata ki yaha koi bhi aa
sakta hai.. Plz hato mujse dur..
ohh ho tum bhi na ruchi..
Choro na
Kab miloge
Muje nahi pata
Bata na
Kal
Kal kab
Shyam ko
Subah nahi mil sakti kya
Nahi
Kyon
Kaam hai
Aaj shyam ko mil na
Abhi to mili hu.. Shyam ko aisa kitana samay bachha hai..
Tab uske gale ko kiss karne lagta hai..
Choro muje baba..
Kal shyam ko pakka
Hmmm
Kaha
Yahi tere mohalle mai
Tu aa rahi hai kal phir
Haan
Pakka
Haan pakka.. Mere nanad ke saat tere mohalle mai aa rahi hu
Usko kyon leke aa rahi hai
Usko mandir mai aana hai
Kyon
Haskar kahte hai
Mandir mai kyon aate hai pata nahi hai kya
Pata hai
To puch kyon rahe ho
Aise hi
Aur maine bataya tuje na ki aaj uska birthday hai.. to birthday ko log bhagwaan ka darshan lene ko mandir jate hai..
Wahi to mai bol rha hu birthday aaj hai to darshan aaj hi lena chahiye..
Choro muje.. Muje pata nahi hai.. Aaj kyon nahi .. Kal kyon aa rahi hai..
Chalo na us room mai.. Thoda hi samay lagega..
Pagal ho gaye ho kya.. hume us lady ne kiss karte hui dekh liya hai.. Us room mai hum gaye aur us lady ne mohalle ke longo ko ekatta kiya to mere izzat ki wat lag jayege..
Wo aisa kyon karege
Kya pata
Asif ki nazar ruchika ke tight shirt mai kaid uski visal chuchiyo par gaye.. Nazdik hone ki wajah se uski jhalak Asif ko achhe se mil rahi thi aur issi wajah se Asif ki nazar uske maadak stan per thik gayi.. Iss wajah se Asif ka lund angdaii lene laga.. Asif se control karna muskil ho gya tha to usne sidha ruchika ko aapne bhao mai le liya.. ..
aur uski aankho mai dekhane lagi.. Tab ruchika kahte hai...
kya hai abb ??
birthday boy ka gift..
diya to
kab diya ..
aab to diya na kiss..
Ek baar aur
nahi
nakhra karte hui kahte hai..
Plz ek baar
sirf ek hi
haan
wo uske honto par aapne kiss karne lag gayi.. Thoda kiss karne ke baad usne kiss toda aur Asif se alag ho gaye..
by kaha aur gadi ko kick mara.. Tab bullet ki aawaz se sandhya balcony mai aaye aur use dekhne lagi.. Ruchika bhi bullet chalate hui use dekhane lage.. Jaise hi ruchika chali gaye to sandhya ne Asif ko dekha.. Asif usko dekhane laga.. Sandhya gusse se use dekhane lagi tab Asif ne use aankh mari to wo moo ko zataka deke aander chali gayi..