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Badle badle se mijaz hai sahab ke
Ab kaise mijaz hai aap ke.
Ye sher ajju ne mahi ko kaha tha. Aaj jab ajju office aya toh use mahi ka massage mila ke woh aaj nahi arahi hai. ajju ko laga ke kahin mahi ki tabiyat toh kharab nahi hogayi isi liye ajju ne ye sher kaha tha mahi ke phone uthate hi.
Mahi : humare mijaz toh pahle bhi acche they aur agey bhi acche hi rahenge aap apni sunaiye iss na cheez ko kaise yaad karliya.
Ajju : tum bhi kamal ki bandi ho yaar ab khud chutti le rakhi hai aur mujhe puch rahi ho ke iss na cheez ko kaise yaad karliya. Huh….. mujhe laga tumhari tabiyat kharab hogayi hogi isi liye call kiya tha.
Mahi : mer tabiyat ko kuch nahi hua hai mai ek dam fit hai fine hoon.
Ajju : toh phir aaj office kyun nahi ayi?
Mahi : toh kya tabiyat kharab hone per hi chutti lesakte hai?
Ajju : nahi aisa kuch nahi hai tum jab chahe chutti lesakti ho. Mai isliye puch raha tha….. khair chodo aur sunao breakfast hogaya.
Mahi : haan hogaya tumne karliya.
Ajju : haan karliya mom bina kare kahan jane deti hai.
Mahi : haan ye bhi sahi hai aur sunao tumhari koi cousin ane wali thi kya hua kab arahi hai.
Ajju : arey accha yaad dilaya tumne mujhe use call bhi karna tha ke flight ki details massage karne ke liye.
Mahi : hmm waise kahan se ane wali hai tumhari ye cousin?
Ajju : UK se arahi hai oxford university se MBA karne gayi hai aur iss saal uska last year tha.
Mahi : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai. accha tum apni cousin se baat karlo mai bhi kuch kaam hai usse free hojati hoon phir baat karte hai.
Ajju : thik hai jab free hojao call karlena.
Mahi : ok bye khuda hafiz.
Ajju : khuda hafiz.
Phir ajju call cut karne ke baad apni cousin ko call lagata hai.
Ajju : hello.
Ajju sister : hello bhaiya inti raat ko call kyun lagaya apne?
Ajju : raat ? arey subha ke 9am horahe hai.
Ajju sister : kya bhaiya mai india me thodi hi hoon mai UK me hoon yahan abhi 4am hi horahe hai.
Ajju ko apni ghalti ka ahsaas hota hai.
Ajju : sorry sorry woh mera dhiyan nahi tha. Accha tum sojao aur haan mujhe apni flight ki details massage kardena.
Ajju sister : its ok bhaiya. Thik hai mai hum dono ki details send kardungi.
Ajju : accha thik hai bye.
Phir ajju call cut karne ke baad apne sar per mar kar apne aap ko bewakhuf kahta hai aur kaam karne lagta hai.
Idhar mahi ajju se call per baat karke phone rakhne hi wali thi ke mahi ka phone ek baar aur bajta hai toh mahi bina dekhe hi kahti hai.
Mahi : ab kya hua?
Caller : hume toh kuch nahi hua lagta hai aap ko bohat kuch hua hai.
Samne se kisi lady ki awaz sunkar mahi chonk jati hai aur caller name dekhti hai toh unknown no tha.
Mahi : ji aap kon maine pahchana nahi?
Unknown lady : bina pahchane hi kahdiya ke ab kya hua.
Mahi : woh mujhe laga mere dost ka call hai isi liye bina dekhe hi call utha kar kahdiya tha.
Unknown lady : toh hum konsa aap ke dusman hai hum bhi toh aap ke apne hi hai.
Mahi : ye toh tabhi pata chalega jab aap apna tarruf ( intro ) karoge.
Unknown lady : hum kisi tarruf ke mohtaj nahi hai.
Mahi : hum bhi bina tarruf ke kisi anjaan se baat nahi karte.
Unknown lady : toh phir abhi kya karrahi ho.
Agey wala ka itna hi kahna tha ke mahi ne bina kuch kahe hi call cut kardiya. Mahi ka phone dobara ring hota hai aur wahi number se call tha mahi receive karte hi.
Mahi : seedha mudde ki baat karo warna dobara call cut kardongi aur phir call receive bhi nahi karongi.
Unknown lady : arey arey itna gussa kyun horahi ho yaar mai tumhari bhabhi baat karrahi hoon.
Mahi : kon bhabhi mai kisi bhabhi ko nahi janti.
Bhabhi : yaar mai tumhare sage bhai ki biwi baat karrahi hoon amena.
Mahi ko ab samhaj ata hai ke ye uske bade bhai qasim ki biwi amena hai.
Mahi : I am sorry bhabhi mujhe pata nahi tha ke aap hai mujhe laga koi aise hi ladki mujeh pareshan karrahi hai. isi liye maine woh sab kaha tha.
Amena : its ok mujhe pata hai mai bas tumhare sath mazak karrahi thi. Waise tumhe dekha toh nahi hai maine magar tumhari awaz ko sunkar aisa lagta hai jaise tumhe janti hoon.
Mahi : haan mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai.
Amena : agar aisi baat hai toh phir abhi phone per kya kah rahi thi. Hum bhi kisi anjaan se baat nahi karte jab nahi lagi meri awaz tumko jani pahchani.
Mahi : maine kaha na mujhe laga koi mujhe pareshan karaha hai isi liye aisa kaha. Agar aap ko bura laga toh sorry.
Amena : arey mai mazak karrahi hoon tum toh baat baat per serious hojat ho?
Mahi : jis mahol me mai badi hui hoon yahan per phunk phunk kar khadam rakhna padta hai.
Mahi ki baat sunkar amena ko bura lagta hai ke apne maa baap ke hotr hue bhi ek ladki ko kitni takleefen uthani padi.
Amena : haan janti hoon ek akeli ladki ko iss duniya me jeene ke liye bohat phunk phunk kar khadam rakhna padta hai. magar ab tum akeli nahi ho hum sab tumhare sath hai. tum bas jaldi se apne ghar wapas ajao.
Mahi : ye bhi toh mera ghar hi hai ise bhi mai aise hi nahi chodh sakti. Yahan maine apna bachpan guzar kar jawan hui hoon aur yahan maine bohat kuch dekha hai. meri zindagi ka ek boaht hi aham hissa hai ye jagha. Mai chahe jahan bhi rahon magar iski jagha koi nahi lesakta.
Amena ko bhi pata tha ye jagha mahi ke liye kya importance rakhti hai isi liye kahti hai.
Amena : tumhe use bhoolne ki zarurat bhi nahi hai. tum use apne sath humesha jode rakhna jisse ye tumse aur tum usse humesha Jodi rahogi.
Mahi : hmm khair ye sab baad ki baten hai. aap sunaiye kaisi hai aur kab arahi hai yahan mujhse milne ke liye?
Amena : mai ek acchi hoon aur aaj arahi hoon milne isi liye call kiya tha.
Mahi : thik hai bhabhi mujhe aap ka intezar rahega.
Amena : thik hai mai yaha se nikalne ke time call kardungi.
Mahi : ok bhabhi.
Amena : bye khuda hafiz.
Mahi : khuda hafiz.
Mahi amena se baat karne ke baad neehe jati hai jaha uski ammi kitchen me kaam karrahi thi.
Mahi : kya karrahi ho ammi.
Khairoon bee mahi ki awaz sunkar use dekh kar kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : arey beta tu abhi tak ghar me hi hai gayi nahi office ko?
Mahi : nahi ammi aaj dil nahi tha jane ka.
Khairoon bee : kyun kya hua? Teri tabiyat toh theek hai na.
Mahi : ji ammi meri tabiyat bilkul theek hai. mai toh bas aaj rest lena chahti hoon isi liye aaj chutti le li.
Khairoon bee : chal thik hai. waise bhi tu yahan kuch din hi rahne wali hai phir kuch din ke baad chali jayegi.
Ye kahte hue khairoon bee udas hojati hai.
Mahi apni ammi ki baat sunkar unke gale lag kar kahti hai.
Mahi : ammi maine raat me bhi kaha tha ke mere liye unse badh kar aap ho jisne pal pos kar mujhe bada kiya hai. woh mere maa baap honge magar meri nazar me unse bada darja aap ka hai. agar phir bhi aap ko lagta hai ke mai yaha se jane ke baad aap ko bhool jaongi ya badal jaongi toh mai yahin rah jati hoon.
Mahi ki baat sunkar khairoon bee kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : mujhe pata hai beti tu mujhe kitna manti hai magar mujhe dar lagta hai ke tu apne maa baap ke paas jakar kahin apni iss ammi ko bhool na jaye. Tere siwa mera iss duniya me hai hi kon. Maa baap ne kisi tarha shaidi ki thi toh shauhar aisa nikla ke har roz sharab ke nashe me maar pit karta aur jab isse bhi uska dil nahi bhara toh uske pariwar walon ne mujh per zulm karna shuru kardiya, jab tak mujhse bardasht hua tab tak mai bardasht karti gayi. Aur jab bardasht ke bahar hua toh apne maa baap ke paas chali gayi jaha unhone bhi mujh se muh mod liya toh mere paas ek hi rasta tha aur woh tha apne aap ko khatam karne ka. Aur jab mai apne aap ko khatam karne gayi toh miss nadiya ke abba ( father ) ne mujhe bachaliya aur jab unhe meri zindagi ke bareme pata chala toh woh mujhe apne sath lekar yaha aye aur mujhe tum mili jisko dekh kar mere andar ek maa ki mamta ne janam liya aur jab tumne mujhe ammi kahna shuru kiya tab hi se tumhe maine apni beti maan liya hai.
Ye sab kahte hue khairoon be rone lagti hai.
Mahi ko apni ammi ki baton ko sunkar bohat dukh hota hai aur woh apne ammi ke gale lage hue hi kahti hai.
Mahi : ammi mujhe pata nahi tha ke apke andar itna dard chupa hua hai magar maine bhi aap ko humesha apni ammi hi mana hai aur dilse mana hai. apko lagta hai ke apki ye beti apko bhool jayegi toh mai aap ke paas hi rahungi.
Mahi ki baat ko sunkar khairoon bee kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : nahi beta aisa math karna warna mai apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahi kar paongi. Ek maa ko apne bachche se alag karne ka gunah mujhse nahi hoga. Thodi der ke liye mai matlabi hogayi thi magar mujhe tere uper pura bharosa hai ke tu mujhe kabhi nahi bulegi.
Mahi : ammi agar mere jane se aap ko zara bhi takleef hogi toh mai yahan se kahin nahi jaongi.
Khairoon bee mahi ki baat sunkar mahi ki peshani ko chum kar kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : mujhe pata hai magar mujhse ziyada khush koi nahi hoga.
Mahi : kyun ammi mujhe yahan se jaldi bhagane ka irada hai kya?
Mahi ki baat sunkar khairoon bee uske sar per halka sa marke kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : kuch bhi bolti hai. tu mere liye kya hai ye mai hi janti hoon. Khair ye chodh aaj toh tu ghar per hi hai toh chal tere hath ki biryani bana bohat din hogaye tere hath ka kuch khaye hue.
Mahi : haan ammi mujhe bhi cooking kare hue kafi time hogaya hai. jab se job lagi hai tab se kitchen me sirf aap se baat karne ya pani peene hi ati hoon. Aaj mai aap ko apne hath ki biryani aur kaddu ki kher bana kar khilaongi aur haan aaj woh meri bhabhi ane wali hai.
Khairoon bee : kon bhabhi?
Mahi : mere sage bhai ki biwi.
Khairoon bee : ye toh acchi baat hai. waise kab taka ne wali hai woh ?
Mahi : pata nahi unho ne time nahi bataya. Waise unho ne kaha tha ke woh jab ghar se niklengi toh call kardengi.
Khairoon bee : chal thik hai hum abhi se khana banana ka intezam karlete hai.
Mahi : hum nahi sirf mai intezam karungi. Aaj ka pura din aap sirf aram karengi aur ghar ka pura kaam mai karungi.
Khairoon bee : arey beta tu kahan itna sab kuch karegi. Mai hoon na mai ziyada kuch nahi karungi bas teri thodi bohat madad karongi aur kuch nahi.
Mahi : nahi bilkul nahi.
Mahi ko na manta dekh kar khairoon bee bhi ziyada kuch nahi kahti aur bahar akar wahan ki saaf safai karne lagti hai jise dekh kar mahi ke chahre per muskurahat ajati hai aur mahi bhi apne kaam me lag jati hai.
Dopaher tak mahi ne sab kuch ready karleti hai aur sab kuch acchi tarha se saja deti hai. kuch der pahle hi uski bahbhi ka use call aya tha ke woh ghar se nikal chuki hai. aur kuch hi der me jab door bell bajti hai toh mahi apni ammi ko door kholne ka bolkar uper apne room me chali jati hai kyun ke mahi abhi tak ready nahi hui thi.
Khairoon bee jakar door kholti hai toh bahar asiya, qasim, amena aur anam they. Khairoon bee uhne andar lekar ati hai aur unhe sofe per bitha kar khud pani lene jati hai. jab sabhi pani peete hai toh asiya jo edhar udhar dekhte hue khati hai.
Asiya : bahen mahi nazar nahi arahi. Kahin gayi hui hai kya?
Asiya ki baat sunkar khairoon bee muskurate hue kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : ( muskurate hue ) ji nahi bahen woh uper gayi hui hai tayyar (ready ) hone. Usne hi sara intezam kiya hai. mujhe hath tak lagane nahi diya.
Khairoon bee ki baat ko sunkar asiya ke bhi chahre per bhi muskurahat ajati hai.
Asiya : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai.
Itne me mahi uper se neeche ati hai. iss waqt mahi ne ek sky blue color ka suit pahna hua tha jisme mahi bohat hi khubsurat dikh rahi thi.
Mahi jaise hi neeche ati hai toh sabse pahle anam ki nazar uske uper padti hai toh anam aunty kahte hue bhag kar mahi ke paas jati hai.
Sabhi hairan hojate hai ke ye anam kisko aunty kahrahi hai aur jab sabki nazar anam jaha per bhag kar gayi thi wahan per mahi ko dekh kar sabhi aur bhi hairan hojate hai. sabse ziyada toh amena hairan thi kyun ke mahi ko woh pahle bhi mil chuki thi. ( update 4 me ) Aur idhar asiya bhi hairan thi ke anam mahi ko aunty kah kar uske paas kyun chali gayi.
Aur idhar mahi ka bhi yahi haal tha woh anam ko yahan dekh kar shock hojati hai aur usko apni goud me utha leti hai Mahi anam ko apni goud me lekar.
Mahi : arey pari beta aap yahan per kya karrahi ho?
Anam : mai toh yahan apni mamma te sath ayi hoon.
Mahi : kahan hai aap ki mamma?
Anam : woh wahan pel samne baithi hui hai.
Mahi anam ki baat sunkar samne dekhti hai jaha per sabhi baithe hue they, wahan per amena ko dekh kar mahi soncti hai kya yahi meri bhabhi hai.
Mahi anam ko apni goud me lekar sabke paas jati hai.
Mahi : assalamu alaikum.
Sabhi : wa alaikum assalam.
Amena : mahi what a pleasant surprise tum yaha ?
Mahi : surprise toh mai hui hoon aap ko yaha dekh kar.
Amena : mai toh yahan apni nanandh ko milne ke liye ayi hoon. Kya tum bhi yahin per rahti ho. Wait wait wait kahi tum hi toh meri nanand nahi ho kyunke tumhara naam bhi mahira hi hai…….. oh god ye duniya kitni choti hai na us din ke baad hum aaj milrahe hai aur dekho tum meri hi nanand nikli.
Amena ye sab bohat hi ziyada excitement me bolrahi thi aur bakhi sab hairani se indono ko dekh rahe they.
Asiya : arey bhai koi hume bhi batayega ke tum dono ek dusre ko kaise jante ho?
Asiya ki baat ka amena jawab deti hai.
Amena : mai batati hoon mummy, aap ko yaad hoga kuch din pahle maine aap ko bataya tha ke anam market me kahi khogayi thi.
Amena : haan yaad hai. magar uss baat se mahi ka kya connection hai.
Amena : connection hai mummy. Us din jise anam mili thi woh koi aur nahi mahi hi thi. Isi liye mahi ko yahan dekh kar mai shock hogayi thi. Ab toh mai bohat khush hoon ke mahi hi meri nanand hai.
Ye sab bolte hue amena ke chahre per bohat hi ziyada khushi thi. Jise dekh kar wahan per sabhi ke chahron per muskurahat ajati hai.
Asiya : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai ke tum dono ek dusre ko pahle se hi jante they. Beta mahi apni bhabhi se toh tum mil hi chuki ho ye tumhara bada bhai qasim hai.
Ye kah kar asiya qasim ki taraf ishara karti hai jo tab se mahi ko hi dekh raha tha.
Mahi qasim ke paas jakar use salam karti hai. qasim ko gale se laga leta hai aur uske ankon me ansu ajate hai.
Qasim : mahi tumhe wapas dekh kar mai bata nahi sakta ke mujhe kitni khsuhi hui hai. mai humesha se sonchta tha ke tum humare sath rahti toh mai tumhari har wish puri karta tum jis chiz per hath rakhti mai woh tumhare khadmon me lakar rakh deta aur agar mai nahi bhi manta toh tum mujhse zabardasti manwaleti.
Ye sab sunkar mahi ke bhi ankhon me ansu ajate hai. mahi bhi ek bhai ke liye tarsi thi use bhi humesha se yahin khayal rahta tha ke kash mera bhi koi bhai hota jo mere nakhre uthata mere ruthne per mujhe manata meri shararton per mujhe maa baap ki danth pedne se bachata aur bahar logon se meri hifazath karta.
Mahi : bhai mai bhi iss sab ke liye bohat tarsi hoon. Jab bhi kisi ko apne bhai ke sath dekhti ya unke bhai ke bareme sunti toh mera dil bhi uss ehsaas ko mehsus karne ke liye tadapta tha aur aaj mai bhi khush hoon ke mere rab ne meri dua der saber hi sahi magar sunli hai ab mujhe zindagi me aur kuch nai chahiye ab agar yahin mujhe maut bhi ajaye toh mai khushi khushi uske sath chali jaongi.
Dono bhai bahen ki baton ko sunkar wahan sabhi ki ankhon me ansu ajate hai aur mahi ki baat sunkar qasim use apne se alag karke kahta hai.
Qasim : khabardar jo kabhi marne ki baat bhi ki toh badi mushkilon se toh tu hume mili hai aur tu marne ki baat karrahi hai.
Qasim ki baat sunkar amena kahti hai.
Amena : sahi kaha apne yahan khushi ka mahol hai aur ye aisi baten karrahi hai. very bad mahi aisa dobara nahi hona chahiye samjhi tum.
Ye amena ne aise andaz me kaha jaise mahi ko nahi anam ko samjha rahi ho aur uski baat sunkar bhi has dete hai aur sabhi ek sath sofon per baith jate hai aur daur chalta hai baton ka toh rukne ka naam hi nahi leta. Sabhi aise hi baten karrahe they ke anam beech me bolti hai.
Anam : mumma mujdhe bhoot lagi hai.
Anam ki baat sunkar sabhi ko waqt ka andaza hota hai.
Khairoon bee : arey baton baton me toh waqt ka pata hi nahi chala. Mahi beta cahlo jaldi se khana nikalo.
Mahi : ji ammi.
Amena : chalo mai bhi tumhare sath chalti hoon.
Phir mahi aur amena mil kar dinning table per khana nikalte hai aur sabhi milkar khane baith jate hai.
Amena jaise hi pahle niwala ( bite ) leti hai.
Amena : wah mahi wah kya khana banaya hai. tumhare haton me toh jadu hai.
Amena ki baat ka asiya bhi sath dete hue kahti hai.
Asiya : haan sahi kaha tumne beta khana waqai me lajawab hai.
Mahi : shukriya ye sab kuch mujhe ammi ne hi sikaya hai.
Mahi ki baat sunkar sabhi khairoon bee ki bhi tareef karte hai aur aise hi baten karte hue sab ka khana hojata hai.
Phir uske baad sabhi wapas akar sofe per baith jate hai aur phirse baten karne lag jate hai au raise hi sham hojati hai toh sabhi jane ke liye ready hojate hai.
Asiya : accha bahen ab hum chalte hai.
Khairoon bee : arey itni jaldi ja rahe hai.
Amena : jaldi kahan hai aunty ji humko aye hue kafi time hogaya hai aur ab tak papa bhi ghar ko agaye honge.
Khairoon bee : toh unko bhi yahin bulwa lijiye na.
Asiya : nahi bahen hum phir ayen ge waise bhi hum apni jaan ko yahan chod kar jare hai toh ab wahan dil toh lagega nahi toh wapas yahin ayenge.
Khairoon bee : chaliye theek hai jab bhi aap ka dil kare yahan ajayaiga ise bhi apna hi ghar samjhiye.
Asiya : ji bilkul accha ab ijazat dijiye.
Amena : mahi ab tum bhi apna sabhi kaam jaldi se khatam kardo takey hum tumhe yahan se jaldi ghar lejasake samjhi.
Mahi : ji bhabhi.
Qasim : apna khayal rakhna aur kisi bhi cheez ki zarurt ho toh bina jhijhak call kardena samjhi.
Mahi : ji bhai.
Amena qasim ki baat sunkar kahti hai.
Amena : ye offer sirf mahi ke liye hi ya sabhi ke liye hai.
Amena ki baat sunkar sabhi has dete hai.
Qasim bhi amena ki baat sunkar kahta hai.
Qasim : ye offer sirf meri bahen ke liye hi hai aur aap ko toh kuch kahna hi kahan padta hai aap toh bina kuch kahe hi meri jeb khali kardeti ho.
Qasim ki baat ko sunkar ek baar phir sabhi has dete hai.
Amena qasim ki baat ko sunkar jhuta gussa karte hue kahti hai.
Amena : accha toh mai aap ki jeb khali karti hoon. Ghar chaliye aap ko batati hoon.
Aise thodi der hasi mazak karne ke baad sabhi mahi aur khairoon bee ko apne ghar ane ka kahte hai aur phir sabhi wahan se chale jate hai.
Uske jane ke baad mahi aur khairoon bee sab kuch samet kar bartan waghira saaf karke apne apne rooms me chale jate hai aur phir so jate hai.
Idhar ajju bhi apne kaam me busy hojata hai aur aise hi din khatam hojata hai. haan magar woh alag baat hai ke ajju baar baar apne phone ko check zarur karraha tha ke kahi mahi ka call toh nahi aya. Uske cousin sisters ne bhi use massage karke unki flight ki details bhejdi thi aise hi din khatam hojata hai.
Aaj ke liye itna hi agey janne ke liye mere sath bane rahiye BE-INTEHA-ISHQ ke sath apka apna MAQ.
Written by MOHAMMED AZEEM QURESHI ( MAQ ).
update kaisa laga comment karke zarur batana.
Badle badle se mijaz hai sahab ke
Ab kaise mijaz hai aap ke.
Ye sher ajju ne mahi ko kaha tha. Aaj jab ajju office aya toh use mahi ka massage mila ke woh aaj nahi arahi hai. ajju ko laga ke kahin mahi ki tabiyat toh kharab nahi hogayi isi liye ajju ne ye sher kaha tha mahi ke phone uthate hi.
Mahi : humare mijaz toh pahle bhi acche they aur agey bhi acche hi rahenge aap apni sunaiye iss na cheez ko kaise yaad karliya.
Ajju : tum bhi kamal ki bandi ho yaar ab khud chutti le rakhi hai aur mujhe puch rahi ho ke iss na cheez ko kaise yaad karliya. Huh….. mujhe laga tumhari tabiyat kharab hogayi hogi isi liye call kiya tha.
Mahi : mer tabiyat ko kuch nahi hua hai mai ek dam fit hai fine hoon.
Ajju : toh phir aaj office kyun nahi ayi?
Mahi : toh kya tabiyat kharab hone per hi chutti lesakte hai?
Ajju : nahi aisa kuch nahi hai tum jab chahe chutti lesakti ho. Mai isliye puch raha tha….. khair chodo aur sunao breakfast hogaya.
Mahi : haan hogaya tumne karliya.
Ajju : haan karliya mom bina kare kahan jane deti hai.
Mahi : haan ye bhi sahi hai aur sunao tumhari koi cousin ane wali thi kya hua kab arahi hai.
Ajju : arey accha yaad dilaya tumne mujhe use call bhi karna tha ke flight ki details massage karne ke liye.
Mahi : hmm waise kahan se ane wali hai tumhari ye cousin?
Ajju : UK se arahi hai oxford university se MBA karne gayi hai aur iss saal uska last year tha.
Mahi : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai. accha tum apni cousin se baat karlo mai bhi kuch kaam hai usse free hojati hoon phir baat karte hai.
Ajju : thik hai jab free hojao call karlena.
Mahi : ok bye khuda hafiz.
Ajju : khuda hafiz.
Phir ajju call cut karne ke baad apni cousin ko call lagata hai.
Ajju : hello.
Ajju sister : hello bhaiya inti raat ko call kyun lagaya apne?
Ajju : raat ? arey subha ke 9am horahe hai.
Ajju sister : kya bhaiya mai india me thodi hi hoon mai UK me hoon yahan abhi 4am hi horahe hai.
Ajju ko apni ghalti ka ahsaas hota hai.
Ajju : sorry sorry woh mera dhiyan nahi tha. Accha tum sojao aur haan mujhe apni flight ki details massage kardena.
Ajju sister : its ok bhaiya. Thik hai mai hum dono ki details send kardungi.
Ajju : accha thik hai bye.
Phir ajju call cut karne ke baad apne sar per mar kar apne aap ko bewakhuf kahta hai aur kaam karne lagta hai.
Idhar mahi ajju se call per baat karke phone rakhne hi wali thi ke mahi ka phone ek baar aur bajta hai toh mahi bina dekhe hi kahti hai.
Mahi : ab kya hua?
Caller : hume toh kuch nahi hua lagta hai aap ko bohat kuch hua hai.
Samne se kisi lady ki awaz sunkar mahi chonk jati hai aur caller name dekhti hai toh unknown no tha.
Mahi : ji aap kon maine pahchana nahi?
Unknown lady : bina pahchane hi kahdiya ke ab kya hua.
Mahi : woh mujhe laga mere dost ka call hai isi liye bina dekhe hi call utha kar kahdiya tha.
Unknown lady : toh hum konsa aap ke dusman hai hum bhi toh aap ke apne hi hai.
Mahi : ye toh tabhi pata chalega jab aap apna tarruf ( intro ) karoge.
Unknown lady : hum kisi tarruf ke mohtaj nahi hai.
Mahi : hum bhi bina tarruf ke kisi anjaan se baat nahi karte.
Unknown lady : toh phir abhi kya karrahi ho.
Agey wala ka itna hi kahna tha ke mahi ne bina kuch kahe hi call cut kardiya. Mahi ka phone dobara ring hota hai aur wahi number se call tha mahi receive karte hi.
Mahi : seedha mudde ki baat karo warna dobara call cut kardongi aur phir call receive bhi nahi karongi.
Unknown lady : arey arey itna gussa kyun horahi ho yaar mai tumhari bhabhi baat karrahi hoon.
Mahi : kon bhabhi mai kisi bhabhi ko nahi janti.
Bhabhi : yaar mai tumhare sage bhai ki biwi baat karrahi hoon amena.
Mahi ko ab samhaj ata hai ke ye uske bade bhai qasim ki biwi amena hai.
Mahi : I am sorry bhabhi mujhe pata nahi tha ke aap hai mujhe laga koi aise hi ladki mujeh pareshan karrahi hai. isi liye maine woh sab kaha tha.
Amena : its ok mujhe pata hai mai bas tumhare sath mazak karrahi thi. Waise tumhe dekha toh nahi hai maine magar tumhari awaz ko sunkar aisa lagta hai jaise tumhe janti hoon.
Mahi : haan mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai.
Amena : agar aisi baat hai toh phir abhi phone per kya kah rahi thi. Hum bhi kisi anjaan se baat nahi karte jab nahi lagi meri awaz tumko jani pahchani.
Mahi : maine kaha na mujhe laga koi mujhe pareshan karaha hai isi liye aisa kaha. Agar aap ko bura laga toh sorry.
Amena : arey mai mazak karrahi hoon tum toh baat baat per serious hojat ho?
Mahi : jis mahol me mai badi hui hoon yahan per phunk phunk kar khadam rakhna padta hai.
Mahi ki baat sunkar amena ko bura lagta hai ke apne maa baap ke hotr hue bhi ek ladki ko kitni takleefen uthani padi.
Amena : haan janti hoon ek akeli ladki ko iss duniya me jeene ke liye bohat phunk phunk kar khadam rakhna padta hai. magar ab tum akeli nahi ho hum sab tumhare sath hai. tum bas jaldi se apne ghar wapas ajao.
Mahi : ye bhi toh mera ghar hi hai ise bhi mai aise hi nahi chodh sakti. Yahan maine apna bachpan guzar kar jawan hui hoon aur yahan maine bohat kuch dekha hai. meri zindagi ka ek boaht hi aham hissa hai ye jagha. Mai chahe jahan bhi rahon magar iski jagha koi nahi lesakta.
Amena ko bhi pata tha ye jagha mahi ke liye kya importance rakhti hai isi liye kahti hai.
Amena : tumhe use bhoolne ki zarurat bhi nahi hai. tum use apne sath humesha jode rakhna jisse ye tumse aur tum usse humesha Jodi rahogi.
Mahi : hmm khair ye sab baad ki baten hai. aap sunaiye kaisi hai aur kab arahi hai yahan mujhse milne ke liye?
Amena : mai ek acchi hoon aur aaj arahi hoon milne isi liye call kiya tha.
Mahi : thik hai bhabhi mujhe aap ka intezar rahega.
Amena : thik hai mai yaha se nikalne ke time call kardungi.
Mahi : ok bhabhi.
Amena : bye khuda hafiz.
Mahi : khuda hafiz.
Mahi amena se baat karne ke baad neehe jati hai jaha uski ammi kitchen me kaam karrahi thi.
Mahi : kya karrahi ho ammi.
Khairoon bee mahi ki awaz sunkar use dekh kar kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : arey beta tu abhi tak ghar me hi hai gayi nahi office ko?
Mahi : nahi ammi aaj dil nahi tha jane ka.
Khairoon bee : kyun kya hua? Teri tabiyat toh theek hai na.
Mahi : ji ammi meri tabiyat bilkul theek hai. mai toh bas aaj rest lena chahti hoon isi liye aaj chutti le li.
Khairoon bee : chal thik hai. waise bhi tu yahan kuch din hi rahne wali hai phir kuch din ke baad chali jayegi.
Ye kahte hue khairoon bee udas hojati hai.
Mahi apni ammi ki baat sunkar unke gale lag kar kahti hai.
Mahi : ammi maine raat me bhi kaha tha ke mere liye unse badh kar aap ho jisne pal pos kar mujhe bada kiya hai. woh mere maa baap honge magar meri nazar me unse bada darja aap ka hai. agar phir bhi aap ko lagta hai ke mai yaha se jane ke baad aap ko bhool jaongi ya badal jaongi toh mai yahin rah jati hoon.
Mahi ki baat sunkar khairoon bee kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : mujhe pata hai beti tu mujhe kitna manti hai magar mujhe dar lagta hai ke tu apne maa baap ke paas jakar kahin apni iss ammi ko bhool na jaye. Tere siwa mera iss duniya me hai hi kon. Maa baap ne kisi tarha shaidi ki thi toh shauhar aisa nikla ke har roz sharab ke nashe me maar pit karta aur jab isse bhi uska dil nahi bhara toh uske pariwar walon ne mujh per zulm karna shuru kardiya, jab tak mujhse bardasht hua tab tak mai bardasht karti gayi. Aur jab bardasht ke bahar hua toh apne maa baap ke paas chali gayi jaha unhone bhi mujh se muh mod liya toh mere paas ek hi rasta tha aur woh tha apne aap ko khatam karne ka. Aur jab mai apne aap ko khatam karne gayi toh miss nadiya ke abba ( father ) ne mujhe bachaliya aur jab unhe meri zindagi ke bareme pata chala toh woh mujhe apne sath lekar yaha aye aur mujhe tum mili jisko dekh kar mere andar ek maa ki mamta ne janam liya aur jab tumne mujhe ammi kahna shuru kiya tab hi se tumhe maine apni beti maan liya hai.
Ye sab kahte hue khairoon be rone lagti hai.
Mahi ko apni ammi ki baton ko sunkar bohat dukh hota hai aur woh apne ammi ke gale lage hue hi kahti hai.
Mahi : ammi mujhe pata nahi tha ke apke andar itna dard chupa hua hai magar maine bhi aap ko humesha apni ammi hi mana hai aur dilse mana hai. apko lagta hai ke apki ye beti apko bhool jayegi toh mai aap ke paas hi rahungi.
Mahi ki baat ko sunkar khairoon bee kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : nahi beta aisa math karna warna mai apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahi kar paongi. Ek maa ko apne bachche se alag karne ka gunah mujhse nahi hoga. Thodi der ke liye mai matlabi hogayi thi magar mujhe tere uper pura bharosa hai ke tu mujhe kabhi nahi bulegi.
Mahi : ammi agar mere jane se aap ko zara bhi takleef hogi toh mai yahan se kahin nahi jaongi.
Khairoon bee mahi ki baat sunkar mahi ki peshani ko chum kar kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : mujhe pata hai magar mujhse ziyada khush koi nahi hoga.
Mahi : kyun ammi mujhe yahan se jaldi bhagane ka irada hai kya?
Mahi ki baat sunkar khairoon bee uske sar per halka sa marke kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : kuch bhi bolti hai. tu mere liye kya hai ye mai hi janti hoon. Khair ye chodh aaj toh tu ghar per hi hai toh chal tere hath ki biryani bana bohat din hogaye tere hath ka kuch khaye hue.
Mahi : haan ammi mujhe bhi cooking kare hue kafi time hogaya hai. jab se job lagi hai tab se kitchen me sirf aap se baat karne ya pani peene hi ati hoon. Aaj mai aap ko apne hath ki biryani aur kaddu ki kher bana kar khilaongi aur haan aaj woh meri bhabhi ane wali hai.
Khairoon bee : kon bhabhi?
Mahi : mere sage bhai ki biwi.
Khairoon bee : ye toh acchi baat hai. waise kab taka ne wali hai woh ?
Mahi : pata nahi unho ne time nahi bataya. Waise unho ne kaha tha ke woh jab ghar se niklengi toh call kardengi.
Khairoon bee : chal thik hai hum abhi se khana banana ka intezam karlete hai.
Mahi : hum nahi sirf mai intezam karungi. Aaj ka pura din aap sirf aram karengi aur ghar ka pura kaam mai karungi.
Khairoon bee : arey beta tu kahan itna sab kuch karegi. Mai hoon na mai ziyada kuch nahi karungi bas teri thodi bohat madad karongi aur kuch nahi.
Mahi : nahi bilkul nahi.
Mahi ko na manta dekh kar khairoon bee bhi ziyada kuch nahi kahti aur bahar akar wahan ki saaf safai karne lagti hai jise dekh kar mahi ke chahre per muskurahat ajati hai aur mahi bhi apne kaam me lag jati hai.
Dopaher tak mahi ne sab kuch ready karleti hai aur sab kuch acchi tarha se saja deti hai. kuch der pahle hi uski bahbhi ka use call aya tha ke woh ghar se nikal chuki hai. aur kuch hi der me jab door bell bajti hai toh mahi apni ammi ko door kholne ka bolkar uper apne room me chali jati hai kyun ke mahi abhi tak ready nahi hui thi.
Khairoon bee jakar door kholti hai toh bahar asiya, qasim, amena aur anam they. Khairoon bee uhne andar lekar ati hai aur unhe sofe per bitha kar khud pani lene jati hai. jab sabhi pani peete hai toh asiya jo edhar udhar dekhte hue khati hai.
Asiya : bahen mahi nazar nahi arahi. Kahin gayi hui hai kya?
Asiya ki baat sunkar khairoon bee muskurate hue kahti hai.
Khairoon bee : ( muskurate hue ) ji nahi bahen woh uper gayi hui hai tayyar (ready ) hone. Usne hi sara intezam kiya hai. mujhe hath tak lagane nahi diya.
Khairoon bee ki baat ko sunkar asiya ke bhi chahre per bhi muskurahat ajati hai.
Asiya : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai.
Itne me mahi uper se neeche ati hai. iss waqt mahi ne ek sky blue color ka suit pahna hua tha jisme mahi bohat hi khubsurat dikh rahi thi.
Mahi jaise hi neeche ati hai toh sabse pahle anam ki nazar uske uper padti hai toh anam aunty kahte hue bhag kar mahi ke paas jati hai.
Sabhi hairan hojate hai ke ye anam kisko aunty kahrahi hai aur jab sabki nazar anam jaha per bhag kar gayi thi wahan per mahi ko dekh kar sabhi aur bhi hairan hojate hai. sabse ziyada toh amena hairan thi kyun ke mahi ko woh pahle bhi mil chuki thi. ( update 4 me ) Aur idhar asiya bhi hairan thi ke anam mahi ko aunty kah kar uske paas kyun chali gayi.
Aur idhar mahi ka bhi yahi haal tha woh anam ko yahan dekh kar shock hojati hai aur usko apni goud me utha leti hai Mahi anam ko apni goud me lekar.
Mahi : arey pari beta aap yahan per kya karrahi ho?
Anam : mai toh yahan apni mamma te sath ayi hoon.
Mahi : kahan hai aap ki mamma?
Anam : woh wahan pel samne baithi hui hai.
Mahi anam ki baat sunkar samne dekhti hai jaha per sabhi baithe hue they, wahan per amena ko dekh kar mahi soncti hai kya yahi meri bhabhi hai.
Mahi anam ko apni goud me lekar sabke paas jati hai.
Mahi : assalamu alaikum.
Sabhi : wa alaikum assalam.
Amena : mahi what a pleasant surprise tum yaha ?
Mahi : surprise toh mai hui hoon aap ko yaha dekh kar.
Amena : mai toh yahan apni nanandh ko milne ke liye ayi hoon. Kya tum bhi yahin per rahti ho. Wait wait wait kahi tum hi toh meri nanand nahi ho kyunke tumhara naam bhi mahira hi hai…….. oh god ye duniya kitni choti hai na us din ke baad hum aaj milrahe hai aur dekho tum meri hi nanand nikli.
Amena ye sab bohat hi ziyada excitement me bolrahi thi aur bakhi sab hairani se indono ko dekh rahe they.
Asiya : arey bhai koi hume bhi batayega ke tum dono ek dusre ko kaise jante ho?
Asiya ki baat ka amena jawab deti hai.
Amena : mai batati hoon mummy, aap ko yaad hoga kuch din pahle maine aap ko bataya tha ke anam market me kahi khogayi thi.
Amena : haan yaad hai. magar uss baat se mahi ka kya connection hai.
Amena : connection hai mummy. Us din jise anam mili thi woh koi aur nahi mahi hi thi. Isi liye mahi ko yahan dekh kar mai shock hogayi thi. Ab toh mai bohat khush hoon ke mahi hi meri nanand hai.
Ye sab bolte hue amena ke chahre per bohat hi ziyada khushi thi. Jise dekh kar wahan per sabhi ke chahron per muskurahat ajati hai.
Asiya : ye toh bohat hi acchi baat hai ke tum dono ek dusre ko pahle se hi jante they. Beta mahi apni bhabhi se toh tum mil hi chuki ho ye tumhara bada bhai qasim hai.
Ye kah kar asiya qasim ki taraf ishara karti hai jo tab se mahi ko hi dekh raha tha.
Mahi qasim ke paas jakar use salam karti hai. qasim ko gale se laga leta hai aur uske ankon me ansu ajate hai.
Qasim : mahi tumhe wapas dekh kar mai bata nahi sakta ke mujhe kitni khsuhi hui hai. mai humesha se sonchta tha ke tum humare sath rahti toh mai tumhari har wish puri karta tum jis chiz per hath rakhti mai woh tumhare khadmon me lakar rakh deta aur agar mai nahi bhi manta toh tum mujhse zabardasti manwaleti.
Ye sab sunkar mahi ke bhi ankhon me ansu ajate hai. mahi bhi ek bhai ke liye tarsi thi use bhi humesha se yahin khayal rahta tha ke kash mera bhi koi bhai hota jo mere nakhre uthata mere ruthne per mujhe manata meri shararton per mujhe maa baap ki danth pedne se bachata aur bahar logon se meri hifazath karta.
Mahi : bhai mai bhi iss sab ke liye bohat tarsi hoon. Jab bhi kisi ko apne bhai ke sath dekhti ya unke bhai ke bareme sunti toh mera dil bhi uss ehsaas ko mehsus karne ke liye tadapta tha aur aaj mai bhi khush hoon ke mere rab ne meri dua der saber hi sahi magar sunli hai ab mujhe zindagi me aur kuch nai chahiye ab agar yahin mujhe maut bhi ajaye toh mai khushi khushi uske sath chali jaongi.
Dono bhai bahen ki baton ko sunkar wahan sabhi ki ankhon me ansu ajate hai aur mahi ki baat sunkar qasim use apne se alag karke kahta hai.
Qasim : khabardar jo kabhi marne ki baat bhi ki toh badi mushkilon se toh tu hume mili hai aur tu marne ki baat karrahi hai.
Qasim ki baat sunkar amena kahti hai.
Amena : sahi kaha apne yahan khushi ka mahol hai aur ye aisi baten karrahi hai. very bad mahi aisa dobara nahi hona chahiye samjhi tum.
Ye amena ne aise andaz me kaha jaise mahi ko nahi anam ko samjha rahi ho aur uski baat sunkar bhi has dete hai aur sabhi ek sath sofon per baith jate hai aur daur chalta hai baton ka toh rukne ka naam hi nahi leta. Sabhi aise hi baten karrahe they ke anam beech me bolti hai.
Anam : mumma mujdhe bhoot lagi hai.
Anam ki baat sunkar sabhi ko waqt ka andaza hota hai.
Khairoon bee : arey baton baton me toh waqt ka pata hi nahi chala. Mahi beta cahlo jaldi se khana nikalo.
Mahi : ji ammi.
Amena : chalo mai bhi tumhare sath chalti hoon.
Phir mahi aur amena mil kar dinning table per khana nikalte hai aur sabhi milkar khane baith jate hai.
Amena jaise hi pahle niwala ( bite ) leti hai.
Amena : wah mahi wah kya khana banaya hai. tumhare haton me toh jadu hai.
Amena ki baat ka asiya bhi sath dete hue kahti hai.
Asiya : haan sahi kaha tumne beta khana waqai me lajawab hai.
Mahi : shukriya ye sab kuch mujhe ammi ne hi sikaya hai.
Mahi ki baat sunkar sabhi khairoon bee ki bhi tareef karte hai aur aise hi baten karte hue sab ka khana hojata hai.
Phir uske baad sabhi wapas akar sofe per baith jate hai aur phirse baten karne lag jate hai au raise hi sham hojati hai toh sabhi jane ke liye ready hojate hai.
Asiya : accha bahen ab hum chalte hai.
Khairoon bee : arey itni jaldi ja rahe hai.
Amena : jaldi kahan hai aunty ji humko aye hue kafi time hogaya hai aur ab tak papa bhi ghar ko agaye honge.
Khairoon bee : toh unko bhi yahin bulwa lijiye na.
Asiya : nahi bahen hum phir ayen ge waise bhi hum apni jaan ko yahan chod kar jare hai toh ab wahan dil toh lagega nahi toh wapas yahin ayenge.
Khairoon bee : chaliye theek hai jab bhi aap ka dil kare yahan ajayaiga ise bhi apna hi ghar samjhiye.
Asiya : ji bilkul accha ab ijazat dijiye.
Amena : mahi ab tum bhi apna sabhi kaam jaldi se khatam kardo takey hum tumhe yahan se jaldi ghar lejasake samjhi.
Mahi : ji bhabhi.
Qasim : apna khayal rakhna aur kisi bhi cheez ki zarurt ho toh bina jhijhak call kardena samjhi.
Mahi : ji bhai.
Amena qasim ki baat sunkar kahti hai.
Amena : ye offer sirf mahi ke liye hi ya sabhi ke liye hai.
Amena ki baat sunkar sabhi has dete hai.
Qasim bhi amena ki baat sunkar kahta hai.
Qasim : ye offer sirf meri bahen ke liye hi hai aur aap ko toh kuch kahna hi kahan padta hai aap toh bina kuch kahe hi meri jeb khali kardeti ho.
Qasim ki baat ko sunkar ek baar phir sabhi has dete hai.
Amena qasim ki baat ko sunkar jhuta gussa karte hue kahti hai.
Amena : accha toh mai aap ki jeb khali karti hoon. Ghar chaliye aap ko batati hoon.
Aise thodi der hasi mazak karne ke baad sabhi mahi aur khairoon bee ko apne ghar ane ka kahte hai aur phir sabhi wahan se chale jate hai.
Uske jane ke baad mahi aur khairoon bee sab kuch samet kar bartan waghira saaf karke apne apne rooms me chale jate hai aur phir so jate hai.
Idhar ajju bhi apne kaam me busy hojata hai aur aise hi din khatam hojata hai. haan magar woh alag baat hai ke ajju baar baar apne phone ko check zarur karraha tha ke kahi mahi ka call toh nahi aya. Uske cousin sisters ne bhi use massage karke unki flight ki details bhejdi thi aise hi din khatam hojata hai.
Aaj ke liye itna hi agey janne ke liye mere sath bane rahiye BE-INTEHA-ISHQ ke sath apka apna MAQ.
Written by MOHAMMED AZEEM QURESHI ( MAQ ).
update kaisa laga comment karke zarur batana.
