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Rinshu apne kamre me baitha soch raha tha ki usne paise kahin se intezaam karne ka wada toh kar liya hai, lekin layega kahan se? Uska baap toh use athanni bhi nahi dega. Isi chinta me ghulata, wo ghar se nikalta hai aur apne lafanga doston ke paas pahuchta hai. Wo sab garmi se bachne ke liye ganne chaba rahe the, aur Rinshu ko aate dekh turant chidhane lagte hain.
"...Aa gaye maharaj! Saale, jab se us bhabhi se mile ho, hume toh bhool hi gaye ho," ek dost bolta hai.
Rinshu ne unhe coma aur phir apni recovery ke baare me kabhi nahi bataya tha, to unhe ye nahi maloom tha ki wo kuch samay pehle marte-marte bacha tha. Rinshu chup-chaap ek ganna pakad kar chabane lagta hai aur bola, "Yaar Tinku, agar 24-25 hazar turant ka intezaam karna ho toh kaise hoga?"
Tinku pehle kuch nahi bolta, lekin uske bagal me khade Rehman has kar bolte hain, "Ped lagwa lo, hame bhi kuch-kuch de dena."
Ispe Rinshu irritate ho kar Rehman ke pet par ganne se maar deta hai. Tinku, jo apna ganna muh me ghusaye baitha tha, chabaye ganne ko muh se phenk kar bolta hai, "Ek chatai le aur kadua tel ka dabba, kamai hi kamai."
Ye sunkar Tinku aur Rehman zor-zor se hasne lagte hain. Rinshu aankhen dikha ke bolta hai, "Saale, tum dono ke paas aana hi bekar hai."
Wo wahan se jaane lagta hai, tabhi Tinku awaz lagata hai, "Are, ruk saale! Ek idea deta hoon."
Rinshu ruk jata hai aur peeche mud kar kehta hai, "Kya? Aur agar koi gaandu idea diya, toh teri gaand maar lunga."
Tinku hanste hue bolta hai, "Are, chutiya saale, sun toh sahi!"
"Bol," Rinshu gusse me kehne laga.
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Tinku ne Rinshu ko ek idea diya, jise sunke uske hosh hi ud gaye. Tinku ka plan tha UP se gaadi me daaru ke brand wale cartons ko bhar ke Bihar pahunchana. Is kaam ke liye uska ek jaankaar 20 hazar dene ko tayar tha. Rinshu ko pata tha ki Bihar dry state hai aur wahan ye kaam illegal hai. Lekin ek 7-8 ghante ki trip pe 6-7 hazar sunke wo sochne laga. Fir usne pucha:
"Saale, tujhe kaise pata ki ye safe hai? Tune pehle kiya hai kya ye sab? Aur kaun de raha hai paise?"
Tinku ne aaram se bola, "Are mere bhai, ek MLA ka chamcha hai. Usi ka operation hai ye. Bilkul safe hai!"
Rinshu thoda doubtful hote hue bola, "Pata hai na, agar phase toh 4-5 saal jail pakka hai."
Tinku hass ke bola, "Are betichod, kuch nahi hoga! Kya gaand me dam khatam ho gaya hai kya?"
Rinshu thoda tension me aake bola, "Are saale, mere ghar walon ko pata chal gaya ki main jail me—"
Tinku ne beech me hi bol diya, "Are itna kya soch raha hai? Kuch nahi hoga! Aur maan le agar kuch ho bhi gaya na, toh MLA ka chamcha hai. Wo asani se nikal lega hume."
Rinshu ne ek pal ke liye Rehman ki taraf dekha, jo ab tak chup tha. Uski taraf dekhte hi Rehman bola, "Are Bihar hai wo saale, kuch nahi hoga. Easy money hai, le le."
Rinshu ne kuch der aur socha, lekin paison ke lalach me un dono chutiye ke plan ko haan kar diya.
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Rinshu wahan se nikalta hai aur apna phone nikal kar Muskan ko call karta hai. Usse puchta hai, "Jaan, kya hum mil sakte hain?"
Muskan kuch sochti hai aur phir jawab deti hai, "Thik hai, lekin mere flat pe aana. Saas-sasur so rahe hain."
Rinshu bina waqt gawae apni bike uthata hai aur tezi se Muskan ke ghar pahuch jata hai. Uske flat ke do floor upar ek khali flat tha, jo ban toh gaya tha lekin abhi tak koi rehta nahi tha. Rinshu wahan pahunch kar Muskan ko bulata hai.
Muskan chupke se kuch der me wahan pahunchti hai, lekin Rinshu ko dekhte hi nak chadha leti hai aur wapas jaane lagti hai. Rinshu foran aage badhta hai aur Muskan ko daboch leta hai.
"Jaanu na, itna gussa mat karo," Rinshu usse pyaar bhari baatein karne lagta hai.
Muskan piche dekhte hue dheere se bolti hai, "Rinshu, mere yahan mat aaya karo. Koi dekh lega to badnaam ho jaungi. Mera ghar ujad jayega."
Rinshu aur kareeb aata hai, uske kandhe pe apna muh rakh ke halki si husky awaaz me bolta hai, "Badnaam nahi hona chahti kya? Badnami me bhi naam hota hai na."
Uski garam saanse Muskan ke kandhe pe padti hain, aur garmi me uska badan aur garam kar deti hain. Muskan ka salwar pasine se bheeg raha tha, aur Rinshu bhi garmi se pareshan tha. Fir Rinshu ek shatir smile ke sath puchta hai, "Muskan, agar maine tumhe AC dilwa di, to mujhe tum kya dogi?"
Muskan confused si lagti hai, kyunki uske hisaab se usne Rinshu ko sab kuch de diya tha. Dheere se bolti hai, "Mujhe nahi pata."
Rinshu uske aur kareeb aake phusphusata hai, "Mujhe ek cheez chahiye, jo sirf tum de sakti ho."
Muskan thoda pareshan hoke poochti hai, "K-kya chahiye tumhe?"
Rinshu bilkul halka sa husn bhar ke kehta hai, "Muskan, mujhe tumhari gaand ki virginity chahiye."
Ye sunke Muskan ka chehra laal ho jata hai. Gusse me ek mukka Rinshu ke kandhe pe marti hai aur wahan se jaane lagti hai. Uske muh se nikalta hai, "Tharki saala!"
Rinshu ye sunke bas hansa jaata hai, kyunki usne notice kiya ki Muskan ne 'na' nahi kaha. Uske peeche jor se awaaz lagata hai, "To haan samjhu na main?"
Tab tak Muskan flat se bahar ja chuki thi, aur Rinshu bhi hasi ke sath wahan se chala jata hai.
Rinshu apne kamre me baitha soch raha tha ki usne paise kahin se intezaam karne ka wada toh kar liya hai, lekin layega kahan se? Uska baap toh use athanni bhi nahi dega. Isi chinta me ghulata, wo ghar se nikalta hai aur apne lafanga doston ke paas pahuchta hai. Wo sab garmi se bachne ke liye ganne chaba rahe the, aur Rinshu ko aate dekh turant chidhane lagte hain.
"...Aa gaye maharaj! Saale, jab se us bhabhi se mile ho, hume toh bhool hi gaye ho," ek dost bolta hai.
Rinshu ne unhe coma aur phir apni recovery ke baare me kabhi nahi bataya tha, to unhe ye nahi maloom tha ki wo kuch samay pehle marte-marte bacha tha. Rinshu chup-chaap ek ganna pakad kar chabane lagta hai aur bola, "Yaar Tinku, agar 24-25 hazar turant ka intezaam karna ho toh kaise hoga?"
Tinku pehle kuch nahi bolta, lekin uske bagal me khade Rehman has kar bolte hain, "Ped lagwa lo, hame bhi kuch-kuch de dena."
Ispe Rinshu irritate ho kar Rehman ke pet par ganne se maar deta hai. Tinku, jo apna ganna muh me ghusaye baitha tha, chabaye ganne ko muh se phenk kar bolta hai, "Ek chatai le aur kadua tel ka dabba, kamai hi kamai."
Ye sunkar Tinku aur Rehman zor-zor se hasne lagte hain. Rinshu aankhen dikha ke bolta hai, "Saale, tum dono ke paas aana hi bekar hai."
Wo wahan se jaane lagta hai, tabhi Tinku awaz lagata hai, "Are, ruk saale! Ek idea deta hoon."
Rinshu ruk jata hai aur peeche mud kar kehta hai, "Kya? Aur agar koi gaandu idea diya, toh teri gaand maar lunga."
Tinku hanste hue bolta hai, "Are, chutiya saale, sun toh sahi!"
"Bol," Rinshu gusse me kehne laga.
---
Tinku ne Rinshu ko ek idea diya, jise sunke uske hosh hi ud gaye. Tinku ka plan tha UP se gaadi me daaru ke brand wale cartons ko bhar ke Bihar pahunchana. Is kaam ke liye uska ek jaankaar 20 hazar dene ko tayar tha. Rinshu ko pata tha ki Bihar dry state hai aur wahan ye kaam illegal hai. Lekin ek 7-8 ghante ki trip pe 6-7 hazar sunke wo sochne laga. Fir usne pucha:
"Saale, tujhe kaise pata ki ye safe hai? Tune pehle kiya hai kya ye sab? Aur kaun de raha hai paise?"
Tinku ne aaram se bola, "Are mere bhai, ek MLA ka chamcha hai. Usi ka operation hai ye. Bilkul safe hai!"
Rinshu thoda doubtful hote hue bola, "Pata hai na, agar phase toh 4-5 saal jail pakka hai."
Tinku hass ke bola, "Are betichod, kuch nahi hoga! Kya gaand me dam khatam ho gaya hai kya?"
Rinshu thoda tension me aake bola, "Are saale, mere ghar walon ko pata chal gaya ki main jail me—"
Tinku ne beech me hi bol diya, "Are itna kya soch raha hai? Kuch nahi hoga! Aur maan le agar kuch ho bhi gaya na, toh MLA ka chamcha hai. Wo asani se nikal lega hume."
Rinshu ne ek pal ke liye Rehman ki taraf dekha, jo ab tak chup tha. Uski taraf dekhte hi Rehman bola, "Are Bihar hai wo saale, kuch nahi hoga. Easy money hai, le le."
Rinshu ne kuch der aur socha, lekin paison ke lalach me un dono chutiye ke plan ko haan kar diya.
---
Rinshu wahan se nikalta hai aur apna phone nikal kar Muskan ko call karta hai. Usse puchta hai, "Jaan, kya hum mil sakte hain?"
Muskan kuch sochti hai aur phir jawab deti hai, "Thik hai, lekin mere flat pe aana. Saas-sasur so rahe hain."
Rinshu bina waqt gawae apni bike uthata hai aur tezi se Muskan ke ghar pahuch jata hai. Uske flat ke do floor upar ek khali flat tha, jo ban toh gaya tha lekin abhi tak koi rehta nahi tha. Rinshu wahan pahunch kar Muskan ko bulata hai.
Muskan chupke se kuch der me wahan pahunchti hai, lekin Rinshu ko dekhte hi nak chadha leti hai aur wapas jaane lagti hai. Rinshu foran aage badhta hai aur Muskan ko daboch leta hai.
"Jaanu na, itna gussa mat karo," Rinshu usse pyaar bhari baatein karne lagta hai.
Muskan piche dekhte hue dheere se bolti hai, "Rinshu, mere yahan mat aaya karo. Koi dekh lega to badnaam ho jaungi. Mera ghar ujad jayega."
Rinshu aur kareeb aata hai, uske kandhe pe apna muh rakh ke halki si husky awaaz me bolta hai, "Badnaam nahi hona chahti kya? Badnami me bhi naam hota hai na."
Uski garam saanse Muskan ke kandhe pe padti hain, aur garmi me uska badan aur garam kar deti hain. Muskan ka salwar pasine se bheeg raha tha, aur Rinshu bhi garmi se pareshan tha. Fir Rinshu ek shatir smile ke sath puchta hai, "Muskan, agar maine tumhe AC dilwa di, to mujhe tum kya dogi?"
Muskan confused si lagti hai, kyunki uske hisaab se usne Rinshu ko sab kuch de diya tha. Dheere se bolti hai, "Mujhe nahi pata."
Rinshu uske aur kareeb aake phusphusata hai, "Mujhe ek cheez chahiye, jo sirf tum de sakti ho."
Muskan thoda pareshan hoke poochti hai, "K-kya chahiye tumhe?"
Rinshu bilkul halka sa husn bhar ke kehta hai, "Muskan, mujhe tumhari gaand ki virginity chahiye."
Ye sunke Muskan ka chehra laal ho jata hai. Gusse me ek mukka Rinshu ke kandhe pe marti hai aur wahan se jaane lagti hai. Uske muh se nikalta hai, "Tharki saala!"
Rinshu ye sunke bas hansa jaata hai, kyunki usne notice kiya ki Muskan ne 'na' nahi kaha. Uske peeche jor se awaaz lagata hai, "To haan samjhu na main?"
Tab tak Muskan flat se bahar ja chuki thi, aur Rinshu bhi hasi ke sath wahan se chala jata hai.
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