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Agle din subah ab Sonu uthaa aur neeche aya to sab log khaana khaarahe the. Woh apni mummy ko dekha to woh ishare se boli ki nahaale betaa jaake. Thoda sa mood off tha Sonu ka aur Sonu ki mummy samajh gayee uska face dekhke. Woh muh fulaaye hi chalaa gaya nahaane ko. Bathroom bhi gaanv ka ajeeb tha. Bada to tha. Par na koi shower. Bas ek paltee thi aur usse hi nahaana tha. Yeh sab nayaa sa tha Sonu ke liye. Par kyaa kartaa majboori thi uski bhi. Sonu ne apne kapde utaare aur nahaane laga. Usne khud ke ling ko dekha aur mummy ko yaad kiya. Thoda sa frustration me tha ki yahan gaanv me kuch mauka nahii milraha usko. Sonu ke ling ka size 6.5 inches ka tha aur woh bas uspar thanda paani daalke mummy ko yaad karraha tha. Sonu ne ek baar sach me tape leke ling ko naapa tha aur isliye usko size pataa tha.
Udhar Sonu ki mummy ko bhi thoda guilty feel horaha tha ki beta unke kehne pe gaanv aaya hai aur usko naraaz kardiya. Par woh chachi hamesha chipkee rehtee thi aur unko Sonu ke saath baat karne ka bhi mauka nahi mil rahaa tha.Wo sonch rahi thi kisi bhi tarah Sonu ko manaa lungee.
Sonu kuch der baad nahaakar niklaa to sab ladies khaa chukee thi, aur ab bacche aur mard log khaane k baith gaye the. Sonu bhi unke saath khaane ko baith gaya, Kitchen ki oar dekha to Sonu ki mummy thi aur unhone Sonu ko dekhke ek smile ki. Sonu bhi bas ek fake smile diya mummy ko. Sonu ki mummy ishaara ki ke khaane ke baad call karna phone pe. Sonu is ishare ko dekhke thoda sa khush hogaya aur jhatpat khaane lag gaya.
Khaane ke baad Sonu ne call kiya apni mummy ko .
Sonu: hello mummy haa kyaa karrahee ho.
Poonam devi: kuch nahin beta wo bas baithee hun sabke saath aaj raat ko to shaadi hain na to sab log wahi tayyari karrahe hain, khaana bhi ganv mein ghar par hi banta hain na beta aur fir ham ladies ko to ready bhi hona hota hain.
Sonu: haa mummy par bahut bore horaha mujhe to idhar aur aap bhi time nahin de paatee mujhe,achha mummy wo wo peeche ghar ke koi nahin aata na please thodi der aao na udhar mummy plss
Poonam devi: hmm achha beta main mauka dekhke aaungee, abhi to daadi idhar pass mein hi baithi hain, daadi aur chachi agar busy hojaayen to main mauka dekhke aaungee na.
Sonu: pls mummy abhi aajao na kaise bhi karke, plss mujhe KISS chahiye.
Poonam devi: haha shh, koi sunlega beta
Sonu: koi bhi nahin, main idhar akela hun chat par mummy, plss aaj to LIPs pe Kiss chaahiye pls mummy.
Poonam devi: shh gaal pe dungee na betaa,
Sonu : nahin, kal bhi nahin diyaa, to aaj to interest ke saath lunga na LIPS pe.
Poonam devi: paagal, badmaash, mummy ko aise karte kyaa koi honthon pe.
Sonu : haa koi nahin karta kyaa sab karte hain foreign mein, dekhna kuch saal baad yahan bhi karne lagenge.
Poonam devi : haha pagal achha dekh daadi hain idhar hi beta, main mauka dekhke aaungee na plss
Sonu: achha mummy main wait karungaa, plss aajana kaise bhi karke.
Sonu ki mummy ne phone rakh daala aur Sonu bas ab chat par hi tehelta intezaar karraha tha ke kab aayega phone aur kab wo peeche ghar ke jaake uski mummy ko kiss kar paayega. Udhar Sonu ki mummy , chachi aur daadi se kisi bhi tarah chutkaara paake jaane ki koshish karrahee thi, itne mein hi wahan ladki walon ki taraf se bhi kuch ladies aagayee aur sab milke baaton mein lag gayee. Sonu ki mummy ki sare aur unka gold chain ki sab tareef karne lagi, aur sonu ki mummy ko baaton mein laga diyaa. Unke dimaag se hi nikal gaya baaton mein ki Sonu unka intezaar kar raha hoga. DO ghante beet gaye. Sonu ki mummy ka phone bhi vibrate mode mein tha , Sonu ne call kiya to uski mummy ko pata bhi nahin chala ke call aaya kyun ki phone unke purse mein tha. Sonu ab terrace se neeche utra aur dekha ki ghar mein aur zyaada mehmaan aagaye the aur uski mummy bhi unse baaton mein lagee thi. 15 20 ladies ke beech baithke baat karrahee thi uski mummy. OH GOD, ab to kahan aayegee mummy. Frustrate hoke bas Sonu ab ghar se nikla aur car nikaali, gaanv hi ghoom aata hun aaj to fir se kismat mein kuch nahin yehi sonchke wo car leke nikal pada.
Car mein ghoomta ghoomta wo khet khaliiyan se hota huva hi jaa raha tha, usko ek jagah pe koi chota sa dawakhana jaisa nazar aaya. Wahan pe kaafi bheed thi, Sonu ne car rok ke poocha.
Sonu: are bhayya yeh kyaa dawakhana hain kya doctor ka.
Gaanv ka aadmi: nahin nahin beta, yeh hakeem hain yahan ka bahut hi mashoor hain, aas pados ke gaanv se bhi log aate hain inke pass.
Sonu: oh achha achha, matlab bahut achhi dawaai dete honge na
Gaanv ka aadmi: haha acchi kya bahut acchi, aur wo bas mardon ke hakeem hain, wo wo mardaana taakat ke liye dawaai dete hain, jisse ki wo taakat mile, aur hakeem ki dawaai mein kuch bura asar bhi nahin hota wo wo kyaa bolte tum log 'side effects' isliye to aas pados ke ganv se bhi log aate hain.
Sonu: ohh achha haha mardaana takat ke liye, matlab wo ling ke liye, hain na.
Gaanv ka aadmi: haa haa beta, agar ling ko badhana bhi ho aur usko taakatwaar banana honaa, to bhi bahut acchi dawaai dete . Ab mujhe hi dekhlo, meree umar hogayee hain 60 saal aur ab bhi to mere gharwali ke saath mera chaalu hain, tum to jawaan ladke ko tum bhi dikhaalo hakeem ko dekhna tumko aisee dawaai denge ki raat bhar bhi tumhara jaise khada rahega.
Sonu: ohhh hmm achha par bheed bahut hain na bhayyaji.
Gaanv ka admi: fikar mat karo, bas paise agar zyaada doge to tumko peeche ke darwaaze se andar jaa sakte, udhar hakeem ka aadmi rahega usko paise dedo wo tumko peeche ke darwaaze se andar bhejdega.
Sonu ab car se utra aur peeche ke darwaze ke pass gaya, wahan pe hakeem ka koi assistant tha, usko Sonu ne 200 rupay diye. 200 rupay lete hi wo khush hogaya aur usne sonu ko peeche se andar bhej daala.
Sonu: namaste ji, wo main naya hun shehar se aaya hun idhar.
Hakeem : haa baitho baitho beta, haa kya pareshani hain bataao.
Sonu: ji pareshani to kuch nahin waise, bas aapka bada naam suna to bas soncha ki main bhi aapki dawaai try karlun, kyun ki koi side effects nahin hota.
Hakeem: haa haa beta isse koi side effects nahin hota.
Sonu; ji wo bas kuch aisi dawaai mil saktee ki mera wo LING aur lamba mota ho jaaye aur uska stamina, mera matlab ki taakat badh jaaye taaki ghanton tak wo khada reh sake.
Hakeem: haa haa kyun nahin, waise bhi purane zamame ke raja maharaja bhi aise hi dawaai khate the, warna soncho unki itni saari patni hotee thi , sabko kaise khush rakh paayenge.
Sonu: ji ji sahi bola aapne.
Hakeem: ruko main tumko ek dawai banaake deta hun, bas isko roz subah doodh ke saath peelena aur fir dekhna kuch hi din mein kaisa tumhara ling ka size bhi badhne lagega aur aisi taakat milegee ki tum raat bhar bhi agar sambhog karna chaaho to kar sakte ho,
Sonu: ji wo wo meree koi abhi girlfriend yaa shaadi to nahin huvee ji, bas wo main to bas apni taakat badhana chahta hun hakeem ji.
Hakeem : haa haa beta aajkal shehar ke ladke aisa taakat badha rahe, wo gym jaane se to sirf body badhtee hain, neeche ki taakat thodi na badhtee, yeh lo yeh dawaai aur roz subah khaate rehna.
Sonu: ji shukriyaa, yeh leejiye aapki fees kitnee hain,
Hakeem: bas beta 100 rupay hain
Sonu; achha yeh leejiye 200 rupay, waise bhi ab main kal chala jaaunga na shehar to mujhe aap zyaada dawaai bandh ke de deejiye fir kab aana hoga pata nahin.
Sonu: acha beta main tumko ek mahine kee de dungaa dawaai ruko.
Sonu ne unse dawaai leli aur fir se Car mein baithke nikal pada,wo sonchraha tha ke sach mein kyaa aisa ho sakta jaisa Hakeem ne bataya. Udhar Sonu ki mummy ko achanak khayal aagaya ke Sonu to shayad intezaar karraha hoga, wo ab uthi aur jaake chat par gayee, phone dekha to uske missed calls bhi the, wo ab bahut zyaada guilt feel karne lag gayee. Dhoondha to wo ghar par bhi nahin tha. Phone bhi karungee to ab wo naraaz hoga, yehi sonchke uski mummy phone nahi ki par bas apne dulaare bete ke baare mein hi sonch rahi thi.