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Kuch ek ghante ke aur safar ke baad ab Sonu aur uski mummy gaanv pahunch gaye. Sonu ki mummy aur Sonu ko dekhte hi chachi aur daadiji ne swaagat kiya, jaise ki aksar gaanv mein hota hain swaagat.
Daadi: are aagaya mera Sonu beta, aao aao beta andar
Sonu: ji daadi main wo zara car ko udhar lagaake aata hun, mummy aap chalo aata hun main.
Poonam devi: achha beta theek hain jaldi aaja lagaakar.
Sonu ne car ek jhaad ke neeche lagadi wahan aur fir andar chala gaya, andar jaake dekha to wahan to bahut saare relatives the. Gaanv ka ghar kaafi bada tha par poora ghar relatives se bhara tha. Sonu ki mummy bhi ab sab relatives se baat karne mein lag gayee aur Sonu to bas ek kone mein baith gaya aur bore hone laga. Shaadi ka mahaul jaisa tha ghar mein isliye bahut zyaada disturbance tha. Sonu ki mummy aur Sonu ne khaana khaaya, uske baad Sonu thoda ghar se bahar nikal gaya aur phone lagaya Abhinav ko.
Sonu: hello kaisa hain re, kyaa karraha, abhi pahuncha hun gaanv mein.
Abhinav: achha pahunch gaya, aur Car kaisi chalrahee hain meri.
Sonu: ekdam badhiya chal rahi smooth yaar.
Abhinav: aur teri incest kahan tak pahunchi raaste mein kuch kadam aage badha ke nahin.
Sonu : kahan yaar, na raaste mein aur idhar aake to dekhraha ke sab relatives bhare pade hain ghar mein, bilkul bhi privacy nahin.
Abhinav: ohhhhh fir bhi dekhta reh, thoda sa bhi mauka agar miljaaye to mauka haath se jaane mat dena theek hain na.
Sonu: haa yaar theek hain aur Raj abhi nahin aaya kya.
Abhinav: aajayega wo aaj shaam tak uske gaanv se aur tu bas lage rahna.
Sonu: hmm theek hain, chal fir rakhta hun main, bore huva to karta rahunga phone, bye yaar.
Sonu bas gaanv mein aise hi tehelne ko nikal gaya, gaanv kaafi hara bhara tha, wahan ke khet khaliyaan aur gaanv mein ek choti si nadi bhi thi. Par wahan shehar jaisa kuch bhi suvidha nahin thi jaise ke dost, internet. Wo ghoom kar waapas lauta aur dekha uski mummy to ab bhi sabhi relatives ke saath baaton mein busy thi. Chaachi, daadi, sab ladies milke gappe maar rahe the. Par Sonu bas kone mein door baitha apni sundar maa ko hi nihaar raha tha aur Sonch raha tha, kaash idhar gaanv mein thoda sa mummy ke saath mauka mil jaaye to maza aajayega.
Sab ladies udhar ab mehndi bhi lagaane lag gayee aur Sonu ki mummy bhi apne gore gore haathon pe mehndi lagaane lag gayee.
AIse hi din beet gaya aur ab raat hogayee. Sonu to itna bore horaha tha ke uska to dimaag pak raha tha wahan pe. Uski mummy to bas baaton mein hi busy thi chachi aur doosre rishtedaron ke saath. Sonu ne ab bahar nikalke apni mummy ke phone pe hi phone kardaala.
Sonu: hello, hello mummy.
Poonam devi: haa Sonu beta bolo are kyaa huva phone kyun idhar hi to hain na tu.
Sonu: haa mummy par bahut bore horaha mummy idhar, pata nahin aur ek din kaise beetega
Poonam devi: hmm achha, to ghoom kar bhi aaya na tu beta, bas ek din aur sambhal le na
Sonu; haa par aap bhi to itni busy hogayee idhar aake, koi baat karne ko bhi nahin.
Poonam devi: ab kyaa karun beta dekh, idhar sab log hain na
Sonu: haa jaanta hun wo to, par, achha mummy thoda sa aap atleast bahar aao na wahan peeche ghar ke, ummm ek KISS to deke jaao atleast.
Poonam devi: shhh pagal, kyaa, nahin beta plss idhar sab log hain aise kaise.
Sonu: pls na mummy koi bhi nahin peeche aata udhar, plss bas ek KISS na, plsssss
Poonam devi: shh beta plss dekh sab log hain, idhar se ab main uthke kaise aaun sab ke beech se.
Sonu: kuch nahin jaanta main, pls aao na mummy plsssss
Poonam devi: Pls beta dekh chacchi idhar hi pass hain, ab main zyaada der baat bhi karungee to wo kya sonchenge, plss na beta
Sonu: achha theek hain atleast kal milegee kya KISS lips pe.
Poonam devi: paagal lips pe, naa naa,
Sonu: kyaa mummy, aaj bhi nahin, kal bhi nahin, plssssss plsssssssss
Poonam devi: shhh dekh chacchi ab aarahi idhar hi, phone rakhtee hun mai betaa
Sonu ki mummy ne phone rakhdaala aur Sonu bas ab apne armaanon ko apne dil mein hi dabaake Khunnas mein bahar hi baitha tha. Uski mummy to andar relatives ke saath andar baaton mein thi, Sonu akela baitha baitha bas Fir kuch der baad andar chala gaya wo aur ab Sonu ki mummy ko bhi chachi aur doosri ladies ke saath hi Sona tha, Sonu ko sab mardon ke saath oopar chat par hi Sona tha.
Sonu bhi ab chat par let gaya. Udhar chachi aur doosre ladies ke saath hall mein Sonu ki mummy bhi let gayee thi. Sonu ki "LIP KISS" wali baat ab yaad aaye lete lete to sharmaa gayee Sonu ki mummy lete huve, Sonu bhi udhar apni khoobsurat mummy ko yaad karte hi leta tha. Aasman mein dekh raha tha Sonu aur us Chaand mein bhi Sonu ko apni mummy ka face hi nazar aaraha tha.
MERA CHAND MUJHE AAYA HAIN NAZAR