Aur dono Baap beti Tractor main sawar ho kar nikal pade ....
Gaon se nikal Rameh ne seedhi road kee jagaha usne jungle ke raste chalne ka faisla kiya ek to wahan sunsaan rehata hai jisse apne Sayani laundiya se masti bhi kar le ..
Abhi wo thoda chale hee the to ... Payal boli Bapu mujhe peshaab aa rahi hai bahut jor kii , are beta tumhain bahut jor kii peshaab jee aati hai ... par yahan jungle main jawaan kunwari ladki ko aise sunsaan main kahi koi bhoot pret naa aajaye , par use apne Gaon ke Swami ji kii baat yaad aayi jo bolte the agar kisi kunwari ladki ke peshaab main Mard kee pesaab mila do to bhoot bhaag jaate hain ...
Accha aao ab hamein bhi karni padegi tumhare saath ...
Payal: baaboo karane do na, ab, maan bhee jao mere baaboo
Ramesh- isase bhee surakshit tareeka sujha hai mujhe.
Payal- kya? Ramesh- isase achchha to tum mere munh mein hee peshaab kar detee, na jameen par girata na aisee aisee aaphat aatee, mere munh mein vo surakshit rahata.
Payal (jor se hansate hue) - he bhagavaan! badamaash! gande!, bahut badamaash hote ja rahe ho baaboo tum, mere peshaab munh mein lie phiroge, bologe kaise? tum na deevaane hote ja rahe ho bas, ab baaboo ghumo na udhar mujhe karane do na.
Ramesh- tu hai hee itanee haseen, kya karoon.
Payal badamaash!
Ramesh achchha theek hai pahale bolo mujhe pilaogee na.
Payal- kya? duddhoo, vo to tumhaara hee hai mere baaboo, kyon nahee pilaoongee (bahut pyaar se bola Payal ne)
Ramesh- vo nahee, vo to main piyoonga hee, mujhe to ye bhee peena hai. rajanee- kya? Ramesh (dheere se)- apanee kunwari betee ka peshaab Payal ka munh khula ka khula rah gaya-hhaaaiii dddaaaiiiya, dhhaaattt, gande! he bhagavaan babu, ye ganda hota hai na .
Ramesh- kal bhee to piya tha par kuchh bhee ho mujhe to peena hai thoda sa hee sahee Payal sharm se laal ho gayee Ramesh bolo na, tabhee us taraf ghoomuga! Payal bahut badamaash ho tum babu, achchha theek
Payal:chalo ab udhar dekho mujhe bahut jor se lagee hai bardaasht nahee hota ab. aur Ramesh uttar disha kee or muh karake khada ho gaya, Payal ka kiya hua vaada sochake usaka land fanaphana utha par jald hee usane adjust kar liya kyonki
jaldee se apanee lehangaa ko thoda sa utha ke usake andar haath daal ke pentee ko ghutanon tak ke andar neeche sarakaaya phir neeche baith gayee aur peshaab kee dhaar chhod dee, peshaab kee dhaar kee seetee see aavaaj Ramesh ke kaanon tak padee to usaka man machal utha,
Payal kareeb 30 seconds tak mootatee rahee phir uth gaee usakee makhamali mulaayam boor se nikala hua kaafi saara peshaab jameen par tha usane sharmaate hue Ramesh ko dekha aur lota le liya, Ramesh kee nazar jab payal ke moot par padee to vo use madahoshee se dekhane laga.
Payal dusari taraf munh karake khadee ho gayee phir Ramesh Payal ke peshaab ke paas baith gaya aur apana pahale se hee sakht ho chuke kareeb 9 inch lamba mota kaala land nikaalakar mootane laga, udayaraaj ke land se bhee peshaab ko dhaar surrarrarrarrarrarrarrar kee aavaaj ke saath nikalane lagee aur Payal ke peshaab mein ja milee, jaise hee Payal ne apane Babu ke peshaab kee dhaar kee aavaaj sunee aur ye socha ki mere Babu ka peshaab mere peshaab se mil gaya, usake tan badan mein meethee tarange daud gayee, aaj ye pahalee baar hua tha , badan ganagana gaya usaka. man hee man vo sochane lagee ki Babu ka land kaisa hoga? ye sochate hee sharm kee laalima usake chehare par daud gayee.
Payal apna lehangaa neeche kar ke apni Chaddi chadhaane lagi tabhi Ramesh ne Chaddi nikal ke apne haath main le lii
Isse kaahe pehan rahi ho ♥...
Babu geela geela rahega ...koi nahi aage le lena ...aur usne Payal kii Chaddi ko sunghane laga ...
Hai Daiyaaa Bapu aap bahut besharam ho gaye ho ... Chaddi main Payal ke pesaab kii boondein aur uski choot kii khushbu thi ..
Ek baar idhar to aayo bitiya ...aur usne apna muhan Payal ke ghaghre main daal ke uski moot se sani Coot ko choose liya aur muhan khol ke Jordaar Chumma liya ...
Haaaaiiiiiiiii Haaaaiiiiiiiii hum Mar jaaaaaayegeiiiiin Bapu...Jungle ke sannate main bahut door tak Payal kiii unmaad se bhari cheekh goonjiiiii ....
Laundiya maje ke Saatvein Aasman par thi ..
Aao bitiya tumhain tractor chalana sikhaye ...
Usne Payal ko apni god main bitha liya aur khud driver seat par baith gaya ...
Rasta sunsaaan tha ....usne Payal ko brake , clutch, gear sab bata diye ...
Aur tractor start kar ke steering wheel Payal ko de diya ...
Ruko wo bola , kya hua Bapu ..Payal boli ...
Are sahi tarah se to baitho ...usne Payal kaa ghaghra uthayaa aur phir use phir apni god main bithaya ...
Laundiyaa sihar gayi ...Ramesh ka 9inch ka khatarnaak lund uski nangi Gaand main sata hua thaa ....Bapu aise kaise seekehgein bahut chubh raha aapka ...
Kya chubh raha hai hamari bitiya ko ...
Aapka wo ...
Kya wo wo ?
Payal dheere se kaan main boli aapka musal ....
Beta yahan koi musal nahi hai ...wo anjaan banta hua bola ...
Aapka ye ...Payal ne Ramesh ke Lund pe haath rakhate hue boli ....
Aapka LUND .....
Hai meri bitiya Lund bolne main sharma rahi thii ...
BITIYA ab ye hamara nahi raha ...Ye tumhara ho gaya .... ab aage se isse apna Lund bola karna aur ab tumhari ye Munia uski choot pe haath rakh kar hamari ho gayi hai ....
Haaaaiiiiiiiii Bapu bade beshram ho gaye ho aap ....
Aur phir Ramesh ne tractor ke steering Payal ko saunp dee aur khud apna Lund apni sayani beti kii gudaaj gaand kii daraar main laga ke uske dono choochion par apne haathon se masalte hue safar kaa Anand le raha tha ....usne Payal ke doodh jara joron se daba diye ...
Payal cheekhhhiii Baaaaapuuuu.... Piraate(pain) hain ..itni zor se Mat maslo....
Aap apni beti ko Bilkul pyaar nahi karte ...
Kyon bitia aise kyon bol rahi ho .
.to koi aise jor jor se dabaata hai jaise hamein dard nahi hota hai .... are mera beta ab hum inhain pyar se sehalayegein ...
Payal: Aur waise bhi aapne hamare peeche apna khuntaa gaadh diya hai ,chubh raha hai ... are beta yahi to tumhain sayani banaega, aur issi se to tum paida hui ho , aur dekhna Ek din main apni beti se hee beti nikalungaa Ek Din ... issi se ek din tum Mummy banogi .....
Dhatt Bapu kaisi gandi gandi baatein karte ho apni beti se hum bhi dekhegein wo din kab aayega .....
Ramesh ne ek aawesh main aa ke Payal ko apni baahon main bhar liya ...
Aur bola Beti Chod ke Beti paida karoonga.
Payal sisak uthi ...ye soch Kar
Ek baar bol na bitiya ....
Haan Bapu beti chod kar beti paida karna ,Bapu sach main bahut Maja aayega, sagi beti ko chod kar ...jaise Sheru ne kiya Pinky ko bahut majaa aaya ...
Ramesh: Bitiya sach main bahut Maja aayega tohari kasam ..
Payal : Bapu apanee beti ko achchhe se saari raat chodakar ek beti paida karana, isee boor se nikalegee vo, thoda sabr karo Babu Kaya raste main karoge , ...aaaaaaahahahahah. Ramesh badee mushkil se ruka aur Payal ke kaan mein bola- aaaaaaaahahahahahahahah.......bitiya, teree choot, kitne khoobasoorat hai, ye kitanee maadak hai......kitanee dahak rahee hai..aaaaaahahah.....meri beti.......isako chodakar chodakar tujhe bachcha doonga meree beti.Ye mera vaada hai ...
Payal: kya vaada .... Vada tera Vada ...payal masti main Gungunane lagi
Ramesh: bhool gayi tumne nahi kaha tha apni Munia hamein dogi....
Payal: wo to aapne abhi hee Lee hai kitna choosa hai use .....laal kar dii hai pata hai ...abhi tak sur suri ho rahi hai ....
Ramesh : dekho beta jo vaada kiya wo nibhaana padega ...
Payal: ek baat bataoi Bapu Sacchi
sach bolane ka inaam milega na.
Ramesh achchha! aur kya kya milega? Payal- kya kya chaahie mere Bapu ko? Ramesh mujhe..... mujhe to pooree kee pooree Payal hee chaahie. Payal jor hansate hue sharma gayi aur bolee- dhatt, paglu, beti hoon na main aapakee, vo bhi sagi, apani hee sagi beti chaahie mere Bapu ko, koi jaan jaega to kya sochega, badamaash? (Payal ne badee ada se dheere se kaha)
Ramesh koee jaanega kaise? tum bataogee kya kisee ko?
Payal- main, main to kabhi nahi bataungi, kisee ko bhee nahee, main bhala kyon bataungee?
Rameah- fir, aur main to bataane se raha, to koee jaanega kaise?
Payal- phir bhee kabhee kisee ne dekh liya to?
Ramesh chupake chupake, chhup chhup kar...samajhee. to phir koee kaise dekhega? Payal sharm se laal ho gayee phir bolee- lekin sach sach bataoge tab, kee aap aaj Sanima dikhaoege aur kapde dilwaoge?
Ramesh: Are beti bol to diya hai ...sab dilwaungaa ....
Par tum bhi dalwaogi ...
Payal: Aakhein faad Kar, tum dalwaogi Matlab? (Sharaarat se)
Ramesh: Apni Munia main hamara khoonta aur kyaa ?
Payal: (jara attitude se) Sochegein !
Sata rahi ho apne Bapu ko aur wo uski choochion ko gugudaane laga ...
Bapu sabra karo accident ho jaayega abhi ...
Ramesh: to bolo dogi naa ...
Payal: Le lena ...apne Bapu ko kabhi Mana kiye hain kabhi kisi cheej ko ....
Ramesh khushi se ....Hai meri Laado aur Payal kiii chummion se muhan laal kar diya ...
Bitiya ab sehar aane wala hai ...Agar tumhain peshaab aa raha ho kar lo abhi yahan sunsaan hai aage bheed bhaad ho jaayegi ...
Par Bapu abhi hamein pesaab nahi aa rahi ...
Ramesh thoda niraash hote hue ...Theek hai par sehar main yahan wahan peshaab nahi kar sakte ...isliye poonch rahe the ..
Payal: to kya sehar kii ladkian peshaab nahi karti ..
Ramesh: karti hain par sab bathroom
main karti hain ....
Payal: to hum bhi kar legein bathroom main ...oh accha accha samjhii ....gande Bapu ....Payal khilkhila ke hanste hue boli tum peena chahate ho hamari peshaab...
Ramesh yachak drishti se Haan bitiya...soch rahe the par chalo koi baat nahi ...
Payal ne jab dekha kii Bapu itna bechain hai uskii peshaab ke liye to kyon na pilaa hee dun ....
Usne tractor side main park kiya aur neeche utar gayi ....
Aao Bapu pee lo apni laadli bitiya kaa moot ,wahi tumhara amrit hai ...hanste hue ....
Kaise piyoge Payal ne apna lehangaa uthaya chaddi to Ramesh pehale hee utaar chuka tha ...
Payal: Bapu mujhe peshaab baith kar hee aati hai ...
Ramesh: tu chinta mat Kar apni bitiya ke moot le liye to hum kahin bhi let jaayegein aur wo let Gaya aur ,
Payal ne apna lehangaa ghutno tak uthaya aur apni bur ko Ramesh ke muhan se tikaa ke seeeeeeee kii seeteeè ke saath jhaaaal se moot Ramesh ke muhan main utaar diya , neeche galap galap kar ke Ramesh saara moot pee gaya ....
Moot band ho jaane ke baad tharkiii Ramesh 10 minutes tak apni beti kii bur ko tarah tarah se chaata raha ....
Payal iss awasthaa main kaafi der se baithi thii , pareshaan ho kar boli , ab kyaa khaa jaaoge meri bur ko paglu Bapu ...
Haaa Ramesh ek vijeta kee tarah payal.kee choot se uthaa aur uske moot se apni mooch Malta hua haa haa
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Bitiya ab tumhain jab bhi pesaab aaye to hamare muhan main hee karna ...
Kahee kee tumhara ye Divya paani bekaar naa jaaye ....
Paglu Bapu ....aur ye keha kar dono tractor par chadh gaye , iss baar steering Ramesh ne le Lee....kyonki ab sehar aaraha tha ....
Kaisa lag raha hai Ramesh poochta hai ...
Achha Bapu .... aap ho to sab accha hai ..
Aur phir Payal ne dheere se kaha- aur..... main aapaki beti, vo bhee sagi betee, aap mere Babu hain isliye bahut sharm bhi aatee hai aur aseem aanand bhee.
Ramesh: sach
Payal- haan, babu bahut achchha lagata hai, jab aap mujhe choomate aur sahalaate ho, ajeeb see gudagudee hotee hai, tan badan mein jhurajhuree ho jaatee hai.
Ramesh Payal ko betaahaasha choome ja raha tha Payal kee saansen ukhadane lagee, madahosh hokar sisakane lagee vo, haan baaboo aise hee........aur choomo mujhe.........jee bhar-ke choomo Bapu apnee sagee betee ko.........aaaaaaaaahahah
hahah......haahaahaahaahaahaayayayayay................khoob pyaar karo apanee bitiya ko.....Bapu......oooooooouffafaf........haahaahaahaahaahaayayayayay......Hai daiyaa kitana achchha lag raha hai.
Ramesh lagaataar madahoshee mein Payal ko choomata ja raha tha Payal ka poora chehara, gardan, kaan ke aas paas ka hissa Ramesh ke pyaar bhare chumban se geela ho chuka tha jisane Payal kee dahak-tee bur mein jhanajhanaahat paida kar dee aur vo risane lagee.
Bapu kuch kuch ho raha hai ...Bapu ab chalo tabhi unhain door se gaadi kii awaaj aayi aur dono ek dum se alag ho gaye ...
Ab wo sehar ke kareeb the ...
Ramesh ne apna phone nikala aur apne dost Sarju ko phone lagayaa .
Kahan hai Bhai ...
Are main nikal to liya hun par aaj hamare Gaon main hamari Kaki kii bitiya kii shaadi hai to usmain bahut kaam hai .
Ramesh ka mood ekdum se off ho gaya ,kya yaar sara program chaupat kar diya ...
Sarju: Abe pareshan mat ho , par main aa raha hun aur Kajri bhi mere saath hai ,aur hum raste main hain ,aadhe ghante main sehar pahunch jaayegein ...
Ramesh: Chal aa milte hain ...tu kaise aa raha hai ..
Sarju: Maine jeep
lee hui hai ...Bhai Chinta mat Kar program banega bas thoda idhar udhar hoga aur meri Kaki ne tujhe bulaya hai shaadi main to mere saath hee chalna mere Gaon ... kahan milna hai ..
Ramesh ka man udaas ho gaya socha aaj KLPD ho gayi ....phir bola Tractor
kii dealership par aa jaa ,main tractor wahin service par daal deta hun aur tere saath chalungaan ... mujhe bhi aadha ghanta lagegaa ...
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