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Ab shaadi ke mahol main do din nikal gaye ...
Ramesh bolaa Bhai yahan tu abhi tak mera koi program nahi banaa paaya ...
Sarju bola tu chinta mat Kar aaj sab rishtedaar chale jaayegein to tera badhiya jugaad bana dugaan..
Mera to abhi kuch nahi ho paayegaa kyonki Kajri mahine se hai ,pata nahi kab theek hogi aur yahaan bheed bhaad kee vajah se baat bhi nahi ho paa rahi hai ...
Ramesh: Mujhe lagta hai abhi yahan kuch nahi ho paayegaa aaj bhi rishtedaar rahegein ,Gaon kii shaadi hai ,tu mujhe Sehar tak chod aa ,yaa koi gaadi jaa rahi ho to chudwaa de yahan tak ,main aaj apne Gaon nikal jaata hun wahan par jaanwar bhi dekhana hai pata nahi Kaki aur unkaa beta dekh rahe hogein yaa nahi , ek din kii bol ke aaya thaa ....
To theek hai Bhai tu nikal jaa ,main dekhta hun koi Gaadi se tera jugaad lagata hun nahi to main hee chod aataa hun ...
Ghar aa kar Sarju ek rishtedaar kii Gaadi jo sehar kii taraf jaa rahi thi usmain bithaa ke Ramesh aur payal ko vidaa kar deta hai ...
Aur khud Ghar ke kaam kaaj main lag jaata hai ...
Uske yahaan 5-6 Bhains hain ...wo wahan kii saaf safaai karne lagtaa hai ... tabhi uske yahaan ka naukar bolta hai Bhiyaa ye Gauri (uski bhains) raat se bahut rambhaa (chilla rahi hai) rahi hai lagta hai Garam ho rahi hai , do din se doodh bhi nahi diyaa ,lagtaa hai isse Bhainsaa chaiye ...
Sarju kii Maa bhi wahin thi ...wo sunati hai aur wahaan se chali jaati hai ...
Asal main Sarju ko jaanwaron ke baare main jyada jaankaari nahi thi wo to kabhi kabhaar dekhata tha , nahi to yahan kaa kaam uske naukar aur Maa hee samhaalti hai ...
Usne kahaa theek hai Maa se baat kar lenaa ,wo usse peecha chutana chahta thaa ...
Tabhi uska phone bajta hai ..
Phone Sugar mill se thaa uska Boss bolta hai kii kaam bahut badh Gaya hai wo aaj Sugar mill aa jaaye ...theek hai Saab main aataa hun ...
Wo apni Maa se bolta hai kii wo aaj Sugar mill jaa raha hai... beta naashta kar ke jaana ,haan Maa de-de ,tabhi use aangan main Kajri dikhai deti hai kai din ke baad
Dono kii aakhein takrai Sarju muskarate hue kaisi hai ♥ ...
Kajri silbatte pe chatni pees rahi hoti hai aur hiller dulne se uskii badi badi choochian upar neeche ho rahi thi ,uskii gehari ghaati Sarju ko saaf dikhai de rahi thi ..
![Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome](https://i.ibb.co/tzy5Xjm/Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome.jpg)
Kajri kuch nahi bolti ...
Sehar jaa raha hun ...kuch magaana hai kyaa ....
Kajri idhar udhar dekhati hai Maa uski rasoi ghar main thii wo jaldi se Sarju ke paas aati hai aur bolti hai ...
Bhiyaa bahut khoon aa raha hai saare ped khatam ho gaye hain aap aate main ped lete aaoege ...
Sarju: Haan zaroor, koi aur cheej
Nahi bas yahi lete aanaa ...
Tabhi Maa aa jaati hai ... kyaa mangaa rahi he Maharani ...
Kajri sakpakaa jaati hai kahin bhiyaa Maa ko kuch bol naa de ...
Are Maa wo iske kuch kapde tailor pe daale the ,wo hi keha rahi hai agar sil gaye hon to lete aanaa ....
Bas naye naye kapde pehno ,sajo sanwaro bas yahi kaam reha gaya hai in pe , ghar ka to koi kaam ka Sahara nahi hain inse ....
Are Maa kyon peeche padi rehati ho iske ...
Tu koi ladkaa kyon nahi dhoondhta iske liye ,oont sii lambi hoti jaa rahi hai ...
Main koi bataati hun to usmain 100 noosk nikal dete ho ...
Are Maa ...wo ander kii taraf jaata hai ,phir Kajri ko awaaj detaa hai ...Mera bag
kahaan hai ...
Bag saamne hee padaa tha ...Kajri ander aati hai ,aur bolti hai saamne padaa bag nahi dikhai de raha...
Sarju use baahon main bhar letaa hai, sab dikhai de rahaa hai aur tere ye bhi ,ye keha kar wo uski dono papite jaisi choochion ko pakad letaa hai ...
Bhiya Maa aa jaayegii .....aur do din se kahan gayaab the ...
Tu hii nahi dikhai dee ,main to yahin thaa shaadi main kaam kar raha thaa ...
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Chal jaldi se chumma de de ...
Bade aaye chumma lene wale ...jao apni Beebee kii chummiyan lenaa ...
Wo hee to le raha hun ...apni Bibi kii ...apni hone wali Bibi kii ...
Main nahi hun kisis bibi fibi ...wo ithalate hue boli , ...
Bhiyaa please ab chod do Maa kabhi bhi aa jaayegi ...
Chod dungaan par chumma to de de ...
Chalo jaldi se lo usne apne gaal badha diye ...Sarju ne chaar baar uske gaalon ko
choom liyaa ...aur phir uske hothon ka ras nichodne lagaa ...laundiya sansana gayi ..aur uske haath baraabar uski choochion ka mardan kar rahe the ......
Usne jor se konhi maari Bhiyaa maan jao ,agar Maa aa gayi to bahut beijaati ho jaayegi .....wo ruaansi see boli ...aur ander maje se uskii Muniaa Mahavaari main khoon ke àasoon ro rahi thi ...kii agar aaj MC main nahi hoti thi to chud gayi hoti ....
Jab Sarju ne use aise ruaansi dekha to uska dil passej gayaa ..
..Ae Kajri aise kyon kar rahi hai aur usne use chod diyaa ..
Chal tujhe accha nahi lag raha to koi baat nahi main jaa raha hun ...
Aur wo mud gayaa jaane ko....
Kajri ko lagaa ki Sarju naraaj ho kar jaa raha hai ...tha to wo uska Premi Bhai ..
Usne Sarju kaa hath pakad liyaa ...
Aur vaise hee ruaansi chehare ke saath boli ,naraaj ho kar kyon jaa raha hai ...
Tu aise kar rahi ....
Bhai Maa ka dar hai wo kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...Agar aa gayi to ...
Maa gher (jahaan jaanwar baandhe jaate hain) kii taraf gayi hai ,abhi nahi aayegi ...
To kar le jo tujhe karnaa hai ...wo Sarju ko naraaj nahi bhejna chahati thi ...
Mujhe pataa hai meri behan mujh se kitnaa pyaar karti hai ....
Wo bolaa degi naa ...
Kajri: Kyaaa....
Wo hee ...jahaan aaj khoon nikal raha hai ..
Kajri sharmate hue ...bada besharm ho rahaa hai tu ...
Bola naa degi ...
Tu le legaa apni Sagi Behan kii ..
Haan kyon nahi wo bolaa ...
Agar tu apni sagi behan kii le sakta hai to main bhi de dungi apne Bhai ko....
Sarju: de dungi kyaa Matlab phir legi kyaa ...
Kajri: main to dungi ...loongi kyaaaaaa..? Matlab
Sarju: Apna Lund uskii gaand main gadhaate hue ,ye nahi legii ...
Chal hat besharm..wo sharmaate hue door hat gayi ....
Tabhi aangan main Maa gayi ...
Aur Sarju bahar kii taraf aa gayaa ...
Accha Maa main Mill jaa raha hun milta hun shaam ko ...
Maa ne uske sar par haath pheraa aur wo nikal gayaa ...
Usne Sugar mill main apne pending kaam niptaaye ...
Tabhi uska
phone bajaa ...usne dekhaa Maa ka phone thaa ...
Maa: Beta kal Saavan kii poono hai aur Rakshabandhan hai to aate main Mithaai ,aur Rakhi lete aanaa ...
Theek hai Maa letaa aayungaa ...
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Aur udhar Ramesh Payal :
Ramesh bolaa Bhai yahan tu abhi tak mera koi program nahi banaa paaya ...
Sarju bola tu chinta mat Kar aaj sab rishtedaar chale jaayegein to tera badhiya jugaad bana dugaan..
Mera to abhi kuch nahi ho paayegaa kyonki Kajri mahine se hai ,pata nahi kab theek hogi aur yahaan bheed bhaad kee vajah se baat bhi nahi ho paa rahi hai ...
Ramesh: Mujhe lagta hai abhi yahan kuch nahi ho paayegaa aaj bhi rishtedaar rahegein ,Gaon kii shaadi hai ,tu mujhe Sehar tak chod aa ,yaa koi gaadi jaa rahi ho to chudwaa de yahan tak ,main aaj apne Gaon nikal jaata hun wahan par jaanwar bhi dekhana hai pata nahi Kaki aur unkaa beta dekh rahe hogein yaa nahi , ek din kii bol ke aaya thaa ....
To theek hai Bhai tu nikal jaa ,main dekhta hun koi Gaadi se tera jugaad lagata hun nahi to main hee chod aataa hun ...
Ghar aa kar Sarju ek rishtedaar kii Gaadi jo sehar kii taraf jaa rahi thi usmain bithaa ke Ramesh aur payal ko vidaa kar deta hai ...
Aur khud Ghar ke kaam kaaj main lag jaata hai ...
Uske yahaan 5-6 Bhains hain ...wo wahan kii saaf safaai karne lagtaa hai ... tabhi uske yahaan ka naukar bolta hai Bhiyaa ye Gauri (uski bhains) raat se bahut rambhaa (chilla rahi hai) rahi hai lagta hai Garam ho rahi hai , do din se doodh bhi nahi diyaa ,lagtaa hai isse Bhainsaa chaiye ...
Sarju kii Maa bhi wahin thi ...wo sunati hai aur wahaan se chali jaati hai ...
Asal main Sarju ko jaanwaron ke baare main jyada jaankaari nahi thi wo to kabhi kabhaar dekhata tha , nahi to yahan kaa kaam uske naukar aur Maa hee samhaalti hai ...
Usne kahaa theek hai Maa se baat kar lenaa ,wo usse peecha chutana chahta thaa ...
Tabhi uska phone bajta hai ..
Phone Sugar mill se thaa uska Boss bolta hai kii kaam bahut badh Gaya hai wo aaj Sugar mill aa jaaye ...theek hai Saab main aataa hun ...
Wo apni Maa se bolta hai kii wo aaj Sugar mill jaa raha hai... beta naashta kar ke jaana ,haan Maa de-de ,tabhi use aangan main Kajri dikhai deti hai kai din ke baad
Dono kii aakhein takrai Sarju muskarate hue kaisi hai ♥ ...
Kajri silbatte pe chatni pees rahi hoti hai aur hiller dulne se uskii badi badi choochian upar neeche ho rahi thi ,uskii gehari ghaati Sarju ko saaf dikhai de rahi thi ..
![Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome](https://i.ibb.co/tzy5Xjm/Screenshot-20210902-113326-Chrome.jpg)
Kajri kuch nahi bolti ...
Sehar jaa raha hun ...kuch magaana hai kyaa ....
Kajri idhar udhar dekhati hai Maa uski rasoi ghar main thii wo jaldi se Sarju ke paas aati hai aur bolti hai ...
Bhiyaa bahut khoon aa raha hai saare ped khatam ho gaye hain aap aate main ped lete aaoege ...
Sarju: Haan zaroor, koi aur cheej
Nahi bas yahi lete aanaa ...
Tabhi Maa aa jaati hai ... kyaa mangaa rahi he Maharani ...
Kajri sakpakaa jaati hai kahin bhiyaa Maa ko kuch bol naa de ...
Are Maa wo iske kuch kapde tailor pe daale the ,wo hi keha rahi hai agar sil gaye hon to lete aanaa ....
Bas naye naye kapde pehno ,sajo sanwaro bas yahi kaam reha gaya hai in pe , ghar ka to koi kaam ka Sahara nahi hain inse ....
Are Maa kyon peeche padi rehati ho iske ...
Tu koi ladkaa kyon nahi dhoondhta iske liye ,oont sii lambi hoti jaa rahi hai ...
Main koi bataati hun to usmain 100 noosk nikal dete ho ...
Are Maa ...wo ander kii taraf jaata hai ,phir Kajri ko awaaj detaa hai ...Mera bag
![Backpack :school_satchel: 🎒](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f392.png)
Bag saamne hee padaa tha ...Kajri ander aati hai ,aur bolti hai saamne padaa bag nahi dikhai de raha...
Sarju use baahon main bhar letaa hai, sab dikhai de rahaa hai aur tere ye bhi ,ye keha kar wo uski dono papite jaisi choochion ko pakad letaa hai ...
Bhiya Maa aa jaayegii .....aur do din se kahan gayaab the ...
Tu hii nahi dikhai dee ,main to yahin thaa shaadi main kaam kar raha thaa ...
![fffdghjhgfcx fffdghjhgfcx](https://i.ibb.co/km91b45/fffdghjhgfcx.gif)
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Chal jaldi se chumma de de ...
Bade aaye chumma lene wale ...jao apni Beebee kii chummiyan lenaa ...
Wo hee to le raha hun ...apni Bibi kii ...apni hone wali Bibi kii ...
Main nahi hun kisis bibi fibi ...wo ithalate hue boli , ...
Bhiyaa please ab chod do Maa kabhi bhi aa jaayegi ...
Chod dungaan par chumma to de de ...
Chalo jaldi se lo usne apne gaal badha diye ...Sarju ne chaar baar uske gaalon ko
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Usne jor se konhi maari Bhiyaa maan jao ,agar Maa aa gayi to bahut beijaati ho jaayegi .....wo ruaansi see boli ...aur ander maje se uskii Muniaa Mahavaari main khoon ke àasoon ro rahi thi ...kii agar aaj MC main nahi hoti thi to chud gayi hoti ....
Jab Sarju ne use aise ruaansi dekha to uska dil passej gayaa ..
![Screenshot-20210924-130221-Chrome Screenshot-20210924-130221-Chrome](https://i.ibb.co/YcmRTmX/Screenshot-20210924-130221-Chrome.jpg)
Chal tujhe accha nahi lag raha to koi baat nahi main jaa raha hun ...
Aur wo mud gayaa jaane ko....
Kajri ko lagaa ki Sarju naraaj ho kar jaa raha hai ...tha to wo uska Premi Bhai ..
Usne Sarju kaa hath pakad liyaa ...
Aur vaise hee ruaansi chehare ke saath boli ,naraaj ho kar kyon jaa raha hai ...
Tu aise kar rahi ....
Bhai Maa ka dar hai wo kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...Agar aa gayi to ...
Maa gher (jahaan jaanwar baandhe jaate hain) kii taraf gayi hai ,abhi nahi aayegi ...
To kar le jo tujhe karnaa hai ...wo Sarju ko naraaj nahi bhejna chahati thi ...
Mujhe pataa hai meri behan mujh se kitnaa pyaar karti hai ....
Wo bolaa degi naa ...
Kajri: Kyaaa....
Wo hee ...jahaan aaj khoon nikal raha hai ..
Kajri sharmate hue ...bada besharm ho rahaa hai tu ...
Bola naa degi ...
Tu le legaa apni Sagi Behan kii ..
Haan kyon nahi wo bolaa ...
Agar tu apni sagi behan kii le sakta hai to main bhi de dungi apne Bhai ko....
Sarju: de dungi kyaa Matlab phir legi kyaa ...
Kajri: main to dungi ...loongi kyaaaaaa..? Matlab
Sarju: Apna Lund uskii gaand main gadhaate hue ,ye nahi legii ...
Chal hat besharm..wo sharmaate hue door hat gayi ....
Tabhi aangan main Maa gayi ...
Aur Sarju bahar kii taraf aa gayaa ...
Accha Maa main Mill jaa raha hun milta hun shaam ko ...
Maa ne uske sar par haath pheraa aur wo nikal gayaa ...
Usne Sugar mill main apne pending kaam niptaaye ...
Tabhi uska
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Maa: Beta kal Saavan kii poono hai aur Rakshabandhan hai to aate main Mithaai ,aur Rakhi lete aanaa ...
Theek hai Maa letaa aayungaa ...
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Aur udhar Ramesh Payal :