Ab udhar Sarju.....
Sarju apne Sugar Mill main jaldi jaldi kaam niptaata hai par pending kaam bahut tha wo koi 8 baje nikal leta hai apne Gaon ko raste main wo Samaan bhi le letaa hai jo Maa ne kahaa tha ,aur tabhi use yaad aata hai kii ,Kajri ne jo kapde daale the tailor(Darji) par wo bhi uthaa lun kal Rakshabandhan hai Kajri pehan legi ...
Aur wo kapde le kar apne Gaon ko chal detaa hai .....
Gaon main ghuste hee Bus stand
ke paas uske bachpan ke 4-5 harami dost khade the ....
Sattu uska dost use dekhate hee ... Aa gaya bhai aa gaya hamare gaon kaa Ambani...
Sarju ..kyon taang kheech rahe ho ..
Abe har baar bhaag jaata hai ...chal aaj pakad liyaa chal daaru pilaa ...wo bola ..
Sarju ,mujhe aaj ghar jaana hai kal Rakshabandhan hai,kuch samaan hai jo Maa ko denaa hai ...
Chal chup bahaane mat banaa ...
Wo nahi maane ..Sarju ke paas 1 bottle padi hui thi aur usne wo nikaal kar unhain de dii aur bolaa ,ab main chalugaan , par haraami kahan maan ne wale the ..unne use bhi nahi jaane diyaa ..
Aur wo bhi baith gayaa ....aur uskaa ek ghantaa kharaab ho gayaa ...
Wo ghar pahunchaa Maa ne darwaja khola ...
Maa: Beta kahaan itni der ho gayi ..
Sarju: Maa se gale lagte hue are Maa aaj kuch kaam jyaada tha Mill pe ...
Uske muhan se sharaab kii gandh se samajh gayi kii aaj uska betaa Raja Beta ban ke aaya hai ...
Acchaa achha theek hai aaj bada pyaar aa raha Maa pe chal hath muhan dho le ..
Main khana laga deti hun ....
Kajri kahan hai usne poocha ...
Tera intezaar kar kar ke abhi so gayi hai wo bhi bhooki hai ,bol rahi thi bhiyaa aagein tabhi khana kahugin ...
Tabhi Aakhein malti hui Kajri aa gayi...
Chal tu bhi khaa le ...
Sarju : Maa aap bhi aa jao sab saath main khaate hain ...
Theek hai aati hun ...
Maa dono ko thaali de gayi aur khud phir rasaoi main chali gayi ...
Sarju ne Kajri se poocha..kaisi hai ?
Tujh se Matlab...wo naraaji se boli ..
Sarju: kya huaa ..
Kajri: kahan se matargasti kar ke aa raha hai ,itni raat ko ...
Sarju: chal chod ..tu bhi Bibi kii tarah sawaal karne lagi ...
Kajri: Accha Bacchu ...bataati hun..tere ko
Sarju: wo teri khatam ho gayi ..
Kajri samajh gayi kii wo kya pooch raha hai...
Phir bhi poochti hai ..kya khatam ho gayi ..
Are wo hee teri wo ..
Kyaa wo wo ..naam bhi hogaa kuch ...
Are teri MC ...kab khatam hogi wo ...
Kajri...thoda muskarate hue ...Tere se Matlab....
Bataa naa ...wo jara pataa ke poochne lagaa ...
Tabhi Maa aa gayi ..aur boli ...kyaa pooch raha hai ....kya bataane ko bol raha hai ..
Wo Maa iske College ke baare main pooch raha tha....ki iski Kabbadi ki training ke baare main ..
Asal main Kajri College ki kabaadi team ki Captain thi ...
Aur sub khaana khaane lage, Maa jara achaar lene kitchen kii taraf gayi ...
Kajri, Sarju ko jeebh chidhaate hue ...Badaa aaya poochne wala ... MC kab hai , tera kyaa Matlab hai usse ...
Sarju kuch bolta ,tabhi Maa phir aa gayi ..
Maa boli chal betaa so jaa kal jaldi uthana hai ,tyohaar ka din hai main bhi soch rahi hun kii Mama ke yahaan ho aayun ...
Haan Maa theek hai ...
Sarju apne bistar par aa gaya aur wo Kajri ka wait karne lagaa ,par wo nahi aayi shayad Maa ke reahate wo nahi aa paayi hogi ,aur Sarju ko neend aa gayi ....
Subah uski neend khuli ...Surya bhagwaan ki roshani khidaki se uske kamre main aa rahi thi ...Usne Surya bhagwaan ko pranaam kiyaa aur apna darwaja khola , "OH MY GOD " Samne jo drashya dekhaa to uskii aakhein phati kii phati reha gayi ,aagan main Maa Kajri ko nehalaa rahi thi Sar se ,jaisa amooman hota hai ,jab ghar kii kunwari ladki kii Mahavaari khatam hoti hai to Maa uske sar main tel daal kar ,Sar se paani daal kar nehalaati hai ....
Sarju ko darwaja kholte na to Maa ne dekhaa aur naa hee Kajri ne ...
Sarju ne turant darwaja phir pher diyaa aur halkaa sa khula chod diyaa ...
Ab apni khatiya par baith Kar wo vihangam drashya dekhane lagaa ...
Saamne Kajri kaa khulaa vishaal vakssthal saaf dikhai de rahaa thaa ,uski Rajo dharam (MC) hui Yoni uske saamne khuli dikh rahi thi ...
Maa ne uski yoni pe paani daalaa aur boli ,ise bhii saaf kar aur Kajri apni Yoni saaf karne lagii ...
Are aise nahi abhi bhi bilkul bacchi hai ,aur Ab Maa khud uski yoni ko saaf karne lagi ,aur uski yoni ke neeche aur pair ke beech ke mail ko bhi saaf karne lagi ....
Uski yoni saaf karte karte Maa ne poocha tune ye baal kab banaa liye ,abhi Maa, masik dharam shuru hone se kuch din pehale ,tujhe pataa hai Kunwaari ladkiyon ko wahan ke baal nahi banaane chaiye..
Kyaa Maa sab banaati hain aajkal ..
Sab ka mujhe nahi pataa ,main Teri baat kar rahi hun...
Kajri: Maa wahan safaai bhi rakhani hoti hai ...
Ye sun kar Maa bolijo man main aa wo kar ...
Aur phir Kajri ke sar pe paani daalne lagi ..
Sarju ko unkaa poora vartalaap saaf saaf sunai de raha thaa...
Kajri ko nehalaate nehalaate Maa bhi poori geeli ho gayi thi aur uskaa vaksh sthal saaf saaf dikhai de rahaa thaa....
Duniya ki do sabse khoobsurat striyan(women) uske saamne adh nagan awastha main snaan kaa Anand le rahi thi ...
Jab ghar kii ladki jawaan ho jaati hai to wo Maa kii saheli ho jaati hai wo kehate hai naa jab Baap ka joota bete ko aane lage to samjh jao betaa baraabar ka ho gaya hai ,waise hee Maa ke Bra penty ,beti ko aa jaaye to samjh lo beti bhi ab taiyaar ho gayi hai Chudai ke liye ....
Isi dauraan majaak majaak main Maa ne Kajri kii yoni par ek baar saabun lagayaa aur use sehalati hui boli ...Meri bitiyaa kii Munia.... Kisi kismat wale kii kismat main hogi ....
Kajri sharma gayi aur use gudgudi bhi hui .
Aur muskuraate hue boli Kyaa Maa ...aur
"Man hee man wo kismat wala teraa betaa hai Maa ,na jaane kab se wo apna khoonta is main gaadhne kii firaak main hai ...ab chinta mat Kar, agali Mahavaari tak wo ise zaroor hari kar degaa "
Kajri O Kajri....Maa boli ...kis soch main pad gayi ...kuch nahi Maa bolo ..
Betaa ab main bhi nahaa leti hoon ,geeli to ho chuki hoon tu jaldi se handpump se paani nikaal ke daal de ,ye keha kar Maa ne apna blouse
nikaal diyaa aur Bra bhi wo keval peticoat main hee baith kar nahane lagi ...
Aur udhar Sarju to jaise pagal huaa jaa rahaa thaa ...use lagaa jaise Sale lagi ho "Ek ke Saath Ek free " .
Phir Kajri Maa kii peeth ragadne lagi aur Maa apni badi badi choochion par sabun malne lagi ...
Hai main marjaawan ...Sarju ka lund to jaise fatne walaa thaa ...
Usne Sapne main bhi nahi sochaa thaa ki uski Maa itni khubsurat stree hai ...
Uski khud samajh main nahi aa rahaa thaa kii uskaa Lund kiso dekh ke itnaa uchaal maar rahaa hai Kajriko yaa Maa ko ...
Lund nahi BSE ka Sensex ho gayaa salaa 60 paar karke bhi rukne kaa naam nahi le rahaa ...
Tabhi dono khadi ho gayin Maa ,Kajri ko tauliye se pochane lagi aur ,are betaa ab sab kapade utaar de , ab Kajri poori nangi ho gayi aur Maa ne use tauliye se acche se ponch diyaa ....
Aur boli chal kamre main jaa kar naye kapade pehan le aur apne bhiya ko rakhi bandh de Pooja kar ke ..aur us kumbkaran ko uthaa bhi de itni der tak so rahaa hai.
SARJU KII MAA KA EK DEEDAAR....