Chameli - Champa tu nahi chalegi kya?
Champa - Tum log jao. Mai Payal ki madad kar deti hu kapde dhone mein. Bechari akeli jaan aur itna saara kaam.
Chameli - Theek hai. Sham ko mere ghar aa jana yaad se. Chawal ko handiyo mein bharna hai.
Champa - Theek hai aa jaungi.
Sabke jaane ke baad Champa Payal ko nihaarne lagti hai. Uski kamsin jawani dekh ke Champa ko apni jawani yaad aa jati hai. Wo yaad karti hai ki kaise jab wo 18 saal ki thi to apne baapu ke liye roj khet mein khana le jaya karti thi. Aur raaste mein kaise ramu kaka uski jawani ko dekh madmast ho jata the aur peshaab karne ke bahane se apna mota lund dikhata tha. Champa sochti hai ki Payal ke saath bhi aisa he kuch hota hoga aakhir wo bhi jawan ho gayi hai. Aur Payal ki jawani ko dekh ke koi bhi mard tattu ho jaaye.
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Champa - (Sochte hue….) Koi bhi mard…?? Hey bhagwaan…. Kahi Ramesh bhi to apni beti payal ko dekh ke….??
Ye khayaal aate he Champa fir se 10 saal piche apni jawani ke dino mein kho gayi. Uski aankho ke saamne wo nazaare fir se ghumne lagte hai jisse yaad karke har baar uski choot se paani risne lagta hai. Wo yaad karti hai ki jab wo khet mein apne bapu ka khana le kar jati thi to bapu kaise ghane baajre ke peeche uski chuchiyo ko daboch ke masalte the jaise koi aata gunth raha ho. Champa ki haalat tab aur bhi jyada kharab ho gayi jab usse yaad aaya ki kaise har shaam apne bapu se sath bailgaadi mein baith kar ghar laut ti thi. Kaise uske bapu Champa ko uska lehanga utha ke apni godh mein bitha lete the aur bailgaadi ko jaanbujh kar kacche aur pathreele raaste se le jaate the. Ghar aate aate champa 2-3 baar jhadh chuki hoti thi. Champa apne sapno ki duniya mein koi thi ki tabhi uske kaano mein Payal ki awaaz sunayi padti hai.Payal - Kya sochne lagi kaki? Kis duniya mein kho gayi tu? Koi tere liye khatiya bicha raha hai kya?
Champa - (Payal ki awaaz sun ke chauk jati hai. Fir apne aap pe kaabu kar ke kehti hai) Khatiya to ab teri bichegi payal, 18 ki jo ho gayi hai tu.
Payal - Bus ho gayi tu fir se shuru? Ye sab baato ke alawa koi baat nahi hai kya tum aurato ke paas? Kaam karne de kaki, bahut saare kapde hai.
Champa ke gande dimaag mein jo baat aai thi wo ghar kar gayi thi. Champa Payal ke bhare hue badan ko baar baar gaur se dekh rahi thi. Uske dimaag mein shak ka keeda rengane laga tha. 18 saal ki umar aur aisi jawani, aisa badan?? Apne shak ki wajaha se aaj Champa ko Payal ka badan aur bhi jyada bhara hua dikha raha tha. Champa ko Payal ki chuchiya pehle se kafi badi lag rahi thi. Champa soch rahi thi ki 18 saal ki umar mein itni badi? Ye baap beti raat bhar ek kamare ke makaan mein rehte hai. Kya hota hoga raat mein? Kahi Ramesh Payal ke saath…..?
Champa - (Sochte hue….) Nahi nahi…!! Ramesh ko to bade aaram se chutien mil jati hai fir wo Payal ke sath kyu karega? Lekin Payal ki jawani dekh ke wo kya apne aap par kaabu kar paata hoga? Payal ki chuchiya to masal he leta hoga. Mere bapu bhi to maje se masala karte the. Haan Ramesh Payal ki chuchiya to masalta hee hoga.
Ab Champa ko maano yakeen sa ho gaya tha ki Payal ki badi chuchiya uske baapu ne he masal masal ke badi ki hai. Champa ki jhigyasaa ab apni charam seema par pahuch chuki thi. Wo ab kisi bhi keemat pe ye pakka kar lena chati thi ki Ramesh ne he Payal ki chuchiya masal masal ke badi ki hai.
Champa - Payal ek baat to bata
Payal - bol kaki mai sun rahi hu
Champa - 18 saal ki umar mein he teri chuchiya itni badi kaise ho gayi re? kisi baidh ki jadi-buti li ho kya?
Payal - kaki tu bhi na… jadi-buti se kabhi chuchiya badi hoti hai kya? Ho gayi to bus ho gayi. Mujhe kya pata?
Champa - (payal ke aur kareeb aa kar baith jati hai) bolna…. Kisi se maalish karwa rahi hai kya?
Payal Champa ko ek baar gusse se dekhti hai fir kapde dhone lag jati hai. Champa ki nazar tabhi gande kapdo mein pade Ramesh ki langot pe padti hai jo kaafi gandi hai. Champa ke gande dimaag mein sharaarat ka keeda fir se rengane lagta hai. Wo Ramesh ki langot utha ke Payal ko dikhaate hue bolti hai.
Champa - Dekh to ri Payal… tere baapu ne kaisi gandi kar rakhi hai langot. Lagta hai tera baapu khet mein ganne ka rus kuch jyada he nikaal raha hai (aur Champa jor jor se hasne lagti hai)
Payal jhat se apne bapu ki langot Champa ke haath se kheech leti hai aur pani mein dubo deti hai.
Payal - Tu kuch jyada hee bol rahi hai kaki. Maine kuch bol diya to mirchi lag jayegi tujhe. Saara gaon jaanta hai tu apne marad ko itne jaldi kaise bhool gayi.
Champa - Mujhe kyun mirchi lagegi pagali. Mirchi to tujhe lagni chahiye, tere bapu se he to mai tel lene gayi thi (refer the beginning). Aur tere kameene bapu ne mera he tel nikaal diya tha.
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Payal - Tu bhi to yehi chahati thi na? tabhi to raat ke 12 baje tujhe tel ki jarurat padi thi.
Champa - Oho..!!! to tu bhi sab jaanti hai. Fir to tu ye bhi jaanti hogi ki tera baap saare gaon ki aurato ka tel nikaalte firta hai.
Payal - Mera bapu tel nikaalta nahi firta hai kaki, tum logo ko lat gayi hai tel nikalwaane ki. Chal hatt, ab jaane de mujhe…. Aur bhi kaam hai….
(Payal kapde lekar apne ghar ki aur jaane lagi. Champa uske peeche peeche chal padi. Ab champa ne thaan li thi ki Payal ko aaj itna chedegi ki wo apne muh se saari sachaai ugal degi)
Champa - (Payal ke peehe chal rahi hai aur uski nazar payal ki hilti hui gaand pe hai) Payal tu jaanti hai kii tere baap ka danda kitna bada hai?
Payal - (Gusse mein) Tere ghatiya dimaag mein ghatiya baatien he aayegi kaki. Ek beti se uske baap ke baarein mein aisi baat karte hue tujhe sharam nahi aati?
Champa - Haaye…!! Maine aisa kya keh diya rey?? Mai to tere baap ke hath mein hamesha jo danda hota hai uski baat kar rahi hu. Tu kya samajhi? (aur champa hasne lagti hai)
Payal - (Jhepte hue) Mai samajh gayi tu kis dande ki baat kar rahi hai, bacchi nahi hu mai.
Champa - (Uske badan ko dekhte hue) Wo to mai dekh he rahi hu ki tu bacchi nahi hai. Lekin sach keh rahi hu tere baapu ka danda mada mast hai. (Champa jhat se payal ke saamne aa jati hai aur ek hath ki ungliyo se challa banake usme dusre hath ki ungali andar bahar karte hue kehti hai) Tera baap jab danda chalata hai na to bada maja deta hai….
Payal ki Champa ki harkat se hansi chuth jaati hai, aur wo thodi sharam bhi mehasoos karne lagti hai. Payal ka sharmana dekh ke Champa ki himmat aur badh jati hai.
Champa - Uffffff..!!!! ye kya baat chedh di maine bhi (Champa chalte hue ek masti bhari angdaai lete hue bolti hai)
Payal - (Payal bhi maje karte hue) Kyun, Kya ho gaya kaki?
Champa - Kuch nahi ri… tere baapu se milne ka dil kar raha hai. Bahut din ho gaye tel nahi liya tere baapu se (Champa payal ko dekh aankh maarte hue bolti hai)
Ab payal ko bhi Champa ki chichori baato mein maja aane lagta hai.
Payal - Accha kaki…!! Baapu se tel lene ka dil kar raha hai ya tel laga ke lene ka (payal hasti hui bolti hai)
Champa - Samajh gayi tu mere dil ki baat. Chal la ek gathari mujhe de de.
Champa Payal se ek gathari leti hai aur dono ghar ki aur chalne lagte hai. Champa Payal ko tirchi nazar se dekhti hai. Wo nazre jhuka ke chal rahi hai aur uske dimaag mein kuch chal raha hai. Champa samajh jati hai ki uske baapu ke jikra ne uske man mein hulchal macha di hai. Champa us halchal ko hawa dekar aur badhana chati thi.
Champa - Payal jara ruk to.
Payal - Kya hua kaki?
Champa - Arrey kuch nahi. Bahut der paani mein thin a isliye joro ki peshaab lagi hai.
Payal - To kar lo kaki.
Champa - Jara dekh to Payal koi aa to nahi raha?
Payal - (Payal thoda aage badh kar khet ke dono taraf dekhti hai) Koi nahi hai kaki. Thoda baigan ke khat mein chali ja aur waha kar le. Mai yehi khadi hu.
Champa - Jara dhyan rakhna payal. Koi tere baapu jaisa manchala na aa jaaye apna baigan le kar(Champa ne haste hue kaha)
Payal - (Muskaraate hue) Mai hu na kaki, tu peshaab kar le aaram se.
Champa apni saadi jaangh tak utha leti hai aur jaanbujh ke Payal ki taraf gaand kar ke baith jati hai. Payal ki nazare na chahate hue bhi Champa ki taraf ghum jati hai. Champa ki saari uski kamar se neeche tak hai fir bhi Payal ko Champa ki badi badi gaand halki si dikhai de jaati hai. Payal dekh ke sochti hai ki itni badi gaand kaise ho gayi Champa ki. Iske marad ko marey hue 2 saal ho gaye hai aur iski gaand to kisi shaadi-shuda aurat ki taraha badi hoti ja rahi hai jo roj apne marad se gaand marwati hai.
Champa tirchi nazar se peeche dekhti hai aur samajh jaati hai ki payal uski moti gaand ko taad rahi hai. Champa mauke ka pura faidaa uthate hue apni gaand peeche se uthati hai jisse Payal ko uski gaand saaf dikhne lagti. Payal ab bhi apni aankhe faade hue Champa ki moti chutad dekh rahi hai. Tabhi champa ek aisi harkat karti hai jisse payal ki saas he ruk jati hai. Champa uthte hue apni chutad halki si khol deti hai jisse payal ko uski gaand ka berahami se choda gaya ched dikh jata hai jo ab kaafi bada ho gaya hai. Champa apni saadi neeche karti hai aur payal se kehti hai.
Champa - Kya hua ri tujhe payal? Saap sungh gaya kya?
Payal - (apne aap pe kaabu paate hue) Na…Nahi kaki kuch nahi hua
Champa - Kuch nahi hua to tera muh kyun khula hua tha?
Payal - Wo… Wo kaki kuch nahi. Chalo ghar chalte hai.
Dono ghar ki aur badhne lagte hai. Payal ki aankho ke saamne champa ki gaand ka wo bada ched ab bhi ghum raha hai. Payal yaad karti hai ki jawani ki aag bujhane ke liye usne kai baar apni chut mein kheera, baigan aur kela daala hai lekin gaand ke ched mein wo aaj tak ek ungli bhi theek se nahi ghusa paayi. Payal sochti hai ki kaki ne kya kiya hai jo ched itna bada ho gaya?
“Kahi baapu ne to iska ye haal nahi kar diya?. To kya baapu ka lund sach mein itna mota hai?”. Payal ke dimag mein ye khayal aane lage aur wo ab uss raaste jaane lagi thi jaha Champa use le jana chahati thi. Champa payal ke dimaag mein ho rahi uthal puthal ko jaan gati thi.
Champa - Payal…!! Kaha dhyaan hai tera?? Kya soch rahi hai??
Payal - kuch bhi to nahi kaki
Champa - Arrey bata de, sharma mat. Jo dil mein hai puch le.
Payal - (Hichkichaate hue) nahi kaki, aisi koi baat nahi hai.
Ab champa payal ke saamne aa kar khadi ho jati hai aur uski aankho mein aankhe daal ke kehti hai.
Champa - Kyun sharmati hai payal? Ab tu jawan ho gayi hai. Tere dil mein kai sawal aate hoge. Puch liya kar na mujhse. Kaki kehti hai mujhe au raise shrmati hai jaise mai koi parayi hut ere liye. Bol kya cha raha hai dimag mein?
Champa ki baatien sun ke ab payal thoda khulne lagti hai. Aaj payal ko pehli baar champa se apnepan ka ehsaas hota hai. Wo sharmaate hue champa se puchti hai.
Payal - Wo…. Wo kaki…. Tere peeche ka wo jo hai na…. wo itna bada kaise ho gaya?
Champa - Arrey wo kya? Mere peeche ka kya bada ho gaya?
Payal - (thoda gussa dikhaate hue) Samajh ja kaki…. Itni bholi hai kya tu?
Champa - (payal ke kareeb aati hai aura ur ek haath uske kandhe pe rakhte hue kehti hai) Abhi samjhaya tujhe fir bhi sharma rahi hai? Naam le ke bol pagali kya bada ho gaya hai…. (ye kehte hue champa payal ki dayi chuchi masal deti hai)
Champa ki is harkat se payal ke badan mein maano current sa daud jaata hai.
Payal jawani ki dehleez pe kadam rakhte he apne badan se kai baar khilwaad kar chuki thi lekin aaj pehli baar koi aur uske badan ko chu raha tha. Aaj pehli baar Payal is aanand ko mehsoos kar rahi thi.
Payal - Aaahhh…!!! Kya kar rahi hai kaki?? Dard hota hai
Champa - Hut pagali, ye bhi koi dard hai? Asli dard to yaha hota hai (ye kehte hue Champa apna ek haath payal ki jaangho ke beech rakh deti hai)
Payal - Kya kar rahi hai kaki? Koi dekh lega
Champa - Dekh lega to kya hoga? Ab kya do auratien aapas mein baat bhi nahi kar sakti kya? Bol na kya bada ho gaya hai mera?
Ab payal ka apne aap ko rokna naamumkin sa ho gaya tha. Champa ki harkato ne Payal ko belagaam ghodi sa kar diya tha.
Payal - (Sharmaate hue) Wahi jisse tu hila hila ke chalti hai saare gaon mein.
Champa - Accha..!! kya hila hila ke chalti hu mai? Jara naam to bata?
Payal - Gaand (aur Payal apne chera dono haatho se chupa leti hai)
Champa - (Payal ke haatho ko dheere dheere alag karte hue) Oh… to tu meri gaand ki baat kar rahi hai. Isme itna sharmaane ki kya baat hai. Ye to sabhi jaante hai. Lekin tu sirf meri gaand ke baarein mein bat kar rahi hai ya kuch aur bhi hai jo tere dimmaag mein chal raha hai?
Champa ki besharmi dekh ke Payal bhi uska saath dene lagti hai.
Payal - Chal to raha hai kaki, lekin tu jawab nahi de paayegi.
Champa - Tu khulke pooch to pagali, meri jaisi beshram aurat tujhe saare gaon mein nahi milegi.
Payal - Wo to mujhe pata hai kaki, lekin mai tere jaisi beshram thode he hu.
Champa - Tu to aise bol rahhi hai jaise koi tujhe gaon ki panchayat mein bolne keh raha ho. Ye to mere aur tere beech ki baat hai. Tu khulke pooch. Tere har sawaalo ka jawab milega.
Payal - (thoda hichkichaate hue….) Kaki… wo… tu jab peshaab karne baithi thi na…..to…wo….
Champa - (Utsukta se…) To kya Payal? Arrey bol…..
Payal - to kaki… wo… maine teri gaand dekh li thi….
Champa - Accha?? Aur kya dekha?
Payal - Kaki wo…. Bahut badi gaand hai teri…..
Champa - Pasand aayi tujhe meri gaand?
Payal - Dhat….!!! Isme pasand aane wali kya baat hai?
Champa - To tu aakhe faad faad ke kya dekh rahi thi?
Payal - Mai kuch aur dekh rahi thi
Champa - Ab bata bhi de meri sharmili…… mai bhi to dekhu meri payal ne kya dekh liya….
Payal - kaki ek baat kahu? Tu kisi se kahegi tu nahi na?
Champa - nahi kahungi lekin meri ek sharth hai
Payal - kaisi sharth kaki?
Champa - Tujhe meri pakki saheli banna padega…. Ek dum pakki. Aur hum dono ek dusre se kuch bhi nahi chupayenge, chahe koi bhi baat ho. Bol banegi meri pakki saheli?
Payal - (Khush hote hue) Haan kaki mujhe manjoor hai.
Champa - Fir bata kya bata rahi thi tu?
Payal - Kaki maine apne waha kuch kuch daala hai lekin…… (tabhi Champa Payal ki baat kaat te hue kehti hai…..)
Champa - Ye yaha waha aur kuch kuch kya hota hai Payal?? Tu meri pakki saheli hai na? Naam le kar bol….
Payal - (thoda sharmaate hue) kaki maine apni chut mein baigan, kele aur kheera daala hai lekin apni gaand mein ab tak ek ungli bhi nahi daal payi. Teri gaand ka ched itna bada kaise ho gaya?
Champa - (kisi yudh jeet lene wali muskaan ke saath kehti hai) Accha to tu mere gaand ke ched ki baat kar rahi thi…. Pagali ye aise he bada nahi ho jata. Bahut dard sehna padta hai.
Payal - Lekin kaki ye itna bada hua kaise? Kya daal hai tuney isme?
Champa - Agar mai tujhe bata dungi to tu sharma jayegi
Payal ki aankho mein utsukta chalak rahi thi.
Payal - Bol na kaki…. Nahi sharmaungi.
Champa - Meri gaand ke ched ka ye haal tere baapu ne kiya hai.
Payal - (Aankhe badi badi karke) Baapu ne???
Champa - Aur nahi to kya? Ek to mote dande jaisa lund hai tere baapu ka us par peeche ka raasta jyada pasand hai, ye haal to hona he tha.
Champa ki baat sunke Payal ki aankho ke saamne apne baapu ki tasveer aane lagti hai. Payal apne khayalon mein baapu ur Champa ko dekhti hai. Champa khaat pe ghodi bani baithi hai aur baapu peeche apne mote lund se dhakke pe dhakke lagaye ja rahe hai. Tabhi Champa ki awaaz payal ke kaano mein gunjti hai.
Champa - Kya sochne lagi Payal? Baapu ki yaad to nahi aa rahi hai tujhe?
Payal - Dhat kaki…!!! Kuch bhi bolti hai. (Fir Payal apne hosh sambhalte hue kehti hai) Kaki sach bata na…. kya ye haal baapu ne he liya hai ya tu aise he bol rahi hai.
Champa - Mai kyun jhoot bolne lagi? Tu bhi to jaanti hai ki mera tere ghar aana jaana hai aur tere baapu ke saath mera kya chakkar chal raha hai.
Payal - Wo to mai jaanti hu kaki lekin…. Yekin nahi hota…. Kisi lund se aisa bhi hota hai…
Champa - (Champa Payal ke kareeb jati hai aur uski aankho mein dekhte hue kehti hai) Payal rani…. Ye tere baapu ka lund hai. Tu to apne baapu ke saath he rehti hai na, kabhi dekha nahi kitna bada hai tere baapu ka?
Payal - (Gussa dikhate hue) Koi beti apne baap ka lund dekhti hai kya kaki?
Champa - Dekh bhi liya to kya hua? Lund he to hai. Bol kabhi dekha nahi tuney? Matlab kabhi dhoke se dekh liya ho?
Payal - (Sharmaate hue) Dekha tha ek baar…. Lekin tu jitna bada bata rahi hai utna bada nahi hai baapu ka.
Champa - (muskuraate hue) Kaise dekh liya ye to bata rani?
Payal - Baapu peshaab kar rahe the khet mein, tab dekha tha.
Champa - Kitna bada tha meri jaan?
Payal - (Apne haath se Champa ko lambaai dikhaate hue – 7 inch) Itna bada tha
Champa - Pagali…!!! Peshaab karte waqt itna tha to soch chudaai karte waqt kitna ho jata hoga?
Payal - Matlab kaki aur bhi bada ho jata hai?
Champa - Aur nahi to kya? Sach kahu to tere baapu ka lund kisi gadhe ke lund se kum nahi hai. Gaon ki aurate to deewani hai tere baapu ke lund ki. Kitno ka to kuch he palon mein paani nikaal deta hai.
Champa Payal ke saamne uske baapu ke lund ko duniya ke sabse mote aur tagde lund ki taraha pesh kar rhi thi aur Payal bhi apne baapu ke lund ki taarif sunke badan mein garmi mehsus kar rahi thi
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