Waiter hamra order leke aata, ye lijiye sir aapka order, bhabhi ne apni body ko jis terh maintain kar rkha hai wo itni age ki nhi lagati hai, to waiter hume couple smjh leta hai, “sir aap dono ki jodi bahut hi shandar lag rehi hai, shyad aap yeha pheli bar hi aaye hai, aap yeha pe apni biwi ka birthday celebrate kar sakte, anniversary bhi celebrate kar skte.
Bhabhi- bhabhi sharm se lal ho jati hai ye sunke ki waiter unhe meri biwi smjh reha hai.
Me- ji jarur, me apni biwi ka aane wala birthday yehi celebrate karunga.
Waiter- vese sir really aapki biwi kafi khubsurat hai, you are so lucky.
Me- thanks buddy, waiter chala jata hai.
Me bhabhi ki traf dekhte hue, bhabhi smile kar rehi hai, ye bhi bevkoof hi hai, batao aapko meri biwi smjh reha hai.
Bhabhi- isme bevkoof kya hai, confuse to koi bhi ho skta hai.
Me- ho skta hai, isko future dikhta ho, kehi aap meri future biwi to nhi.
Bhabhi- hanste hue, achha ji, itne unche khwab thik nhi hai, abhi bachhe ho aap, pata bhi hai biwi ka kya karna hota hai.
Me- bhabhi jeha tak mujhe lgata biwi ki leni hoti hai, aur aap thori der phale dene ki baat ker hi rehi thi, q shai keha na ?
Bhabhi- sharmate hue, kya leni hoti hai vese hame bhi to pata chle ?
Me- bhaiya kya lete the wo hi leni hoti hai.
Bhabhi- aapke bhaiya to kuch nhi lete the wo to dete the, ab bhabhi full mood ke aake ched rehi hai.
Me- achha to kya dete the ?
Bhabhi- phale aap btao kya leni hoti hai biwi ki ?
Me- aap bde ho to phale aaap btao ?
Bhabhi- ok me bta deti hu, aapke bhaiya pyar dete the, bhabhi muskurati hai bat ko ghumate hue.
Me- bhabhi leni kya hoti hai aur biwi ki pareshani leni hoti hai.
Bhabhi- smjh jati hai aur muh banate hue, pareshani leni nhi blaki deni hoti hai jeha tak mujhe lagata hai.
Me bhabhi ko apne rasile hontho ke bich leke burger khate hue dekhne lgta hu,
Bhabhi- mujhe dekhne se pet nhi bharega kha lo.
Me- dekhne se nhi bhrega to kis se bhrega ?
Bhabhi- khane se ?
Me- aapko ?
Bhabhi- bhabhi muh banate hue aada se, janwar ho kya jo mujhe khaoge.
Me- me burger khane lagta hu, bhabhi vese ager me janwar hota to konsa hota.
Bhabhi- jeha tak mujhe lagta hai, tum ghode hote, bhabhi hanste hue kehti hai
Me- to is hisab se to aap ghodi hoti, q shi keha na ?
Bhabhi- buri terh se sharm ke mare jhenp jati hai, chup kar badmash kuch bhi…
Me- isme galat kya keha mene, ager me ghoda hota to fir aap to ghodi hi hoti, vese bhabhi agar aap ghodi hoti to aap ki lagam kis ke hath me hoti…
Bhabhi- chup karo aap, ye bate bhi koi karne ki hoti hai, bhabhi burger khane ke bad tissue se apna muh saf karte hue meri traf dekhte hue shoulders uchkate hue “ sach me bde bdmash ho aap, aapke bhaiya sach me bahut sidhe hai aapki tulna me”
Me- me bhi coffee pine lagta hu, vese ager inte hi sidhe the to rahul kese ho gya me chedte hue…
Bhabhi- bhabhi sharmate hue, itne bhi sidhe nhi the.
Me- bhabhi vese aapne btaya nhi lagam kis ke hath me hoti agar aap ghodi hoti to, ya fir aawara ghodi hoti.
Bhabhi- hanste hue aawara hoti to yu aapke pass nhi bethi hoti.
Me- achha means mere hath me hoti lagam is ghodi ki..
Bhabhi- bilkul bhi nhi, mujhe nhi lagta aapse smbhali jayegi is ghodi ki lagam.
Me- chedte hue ek bar mere hath me lagam deke to dekho, is terh se tight krke rkhunga ki ghodi rukne ka naam hi nhi legi.
Bhabhi- dusri traf muh ke krke hasne lagti hai, sharm se puri lal ho jati hai, bhabhi ke gal lal hoke kashmiri sev ki terh chamkne lagte hai, chalo bhi ab late ho rhe hai
Me- me uth te hue, to kya le lu lagam hath me
Bhabhi- sabar rkho, itni bhi jaldi kya hai le lena jab time aaye.
Hum dono jake car me beth jate hai fir se, to ab mall chle…
Bhabhi- ha mall chalte hai…
Me car drive kar reha hu, bhabhi - achha suno, wo vapis chalte time fruits lene hai yad rkhna, vese aapko kon kon se fruits pasand hai.
Me- oh to mujhe to kai fruits pasand hai jese rasile aam, chote chote angur, bade bade pake hue trabooj, chili hui aadhi orange, kasmiri sev, aur ha specially aadha chila hua orange…
Bhabhi- bhabhi dhire se muskurati hai wo smajh jati hai ki mene yehi sab q bola hai, bhabhi sochte hue ki uske rasbhre boobs ki tulna rasile aamo se, aur unke nipples ki tulna angoor se, unke galo ki tulna sev and unki chori, do fanko wali madak gand ki tulna bde bade tarboojo se aur aadhe chile hue santre se uski do kaliyo wali nazuk nashili chut se ki ja rehi hai bhabhi ka chehara sharm se lal ho reha hai aur wo mujhe bdi nazakat se dekh rehi hai, oh achha ji, to itne pasand hai aapko ye sab fruits, tab to khilane hi parenge…
Me- vese bhabhi aapko kon kon se fruits pasand hai,
Bhabhi- bhabhi bhi full mood me chedkhani ke “ wo devarji mujhe to, kele, kale jamun and cheeku bahut pasand hai”
Me- me samjh jata hu bhabhi ka ishara kis aur hai, vese bhabhi, aadhe chile hue orange pe ronye hone chiye ya bina ronye ke saf honi chiye…
Bhabhi- bhabhi smjh jati ki unka hone wala mard unki jhanto ke bare me jan na chah reha hai, ornage ke bahane, bhabhi ankhe tarerte hue gusse ka natak karte hue meri traf dekhi hai…
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