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Introduction
1.Manmohan Tiwari - 40+ age hai inki, Kachey baniyan ka buisness krtay hai khokha hai inka chota sa, Bahut kunjoos aur kaiyaa kism ke hai, Inko Modern aurtay bahut pasand hai unko chodne ka haseen khwaab dekhtay rehtay hai isiliye yeh anita bhabhi ke deewane hain
2. Angoori bhabhi - Tiwari ji ki Sanskaari biwi hai bholi bhaali Gaaye jaisi, lekin inka badan full gadrya hua hain bade bade boobs bahar ko nikli hui badi gaand, hamesha lengha choli pehanti hai
3.Vibhuti Narayan Mishra (vibhu) - Nalla kehtay hai inhay colony waale kuch kaam dhandha nhi krtay bass angoori bhabhi ko buri nazar se dekhtay rehte hai aur chodne ka khwaab dekhtay hai
4.Anita Mishra - Vibhuti ki biwi hai modern hai grooming claases chalaati hai inhi ki wajeh se in logo ka ghr chalta hain
Aur bhi character aaynge jinka intro story ke saath karwati jaungi..!!
Update 1
Kanpur ki modern colony me mantri ram sevak ji aate hain jo vibhuti ke ghar jaate hain aur bell bajate hain toh gate anita ji kholti hai!
Anita - bahut surprised hoon main, itne badi hasti mere ghar pe
Mantri ji - ji ab pyase ko hi sharab ke.... Mera matlab hai kuuve ke pass ana padta hai na
Anita - main kuch samjhi nahi mantri ji
Mantri ji - pure modern colony me bas aap hi ke grooming classes ki charcha hai. Suna hai ki aap ka centre sabse best hai
Anita - thank you mantri ji main bas apni puri lagan se kaam karti hoon
Mantri ji - toh bas aap se kaam lene hi aay hain bhabhiji
Anita - kesa kaam mantri ji
Mantri ji - baat ye hai ki mujhe aap ke grooming classes ke coaching ki jarurat hai per sona titty delopmint class (mantri ji personality development class bolna chahte the lekin unki english weak hain isiliye acche se bol ni paay)
Anita - arey aap kyu join krna chahate hai mantri ji, aap ki personality toh pehle se hi kaafi dumdaar hai
Mantri ji - haa woh toh hai hi ! Mujhe classes nahin chaiye, main apne bhaiyon ka admission karvana chahata hoon
Anita - oh..ji zaroor, konsi class me padte hai aap ke chote bhai ?
Mantri ji - mere 4 bhai hai, main sabse bada hu, aur humme se koi school ni gaya
Anita - ji agar school kabhi ni gay toh bahut difficult ho jayga mere liye unko padhana english kaise karenge wo
Mantri ji - maine galat suna kya.. ki aap ki coaching sabse best hai, kaha gayi aapki lagan ?
Anita - nahi nahi mantri ji aisi baat nahi hai agar thodi basic siksha hoti toh jaldi seekh jate aap ke chote bhai kya age hai unki ?
Mantri ji - koi school ke bacche nahi hai woh sab 20 saal ke upar ke londe hai, yeh mere saath jo aaya hai woh mera sabse chota bhai hai babban iske saath saath aap ko aur 3 ko padhana hain kabhi kabhi mein bhi aa jaunga class me kuch seekhne aap se
(Anita babban ko dekh ke man me sochti hain - arey yeh kya naamuna hain isko mein kya sikha paungi ? Mana bhi toh ni kar sakti mantri ji ko gussa hogay toh bhari pad sakta hai)
Mantri ji - bhabhi ji ! Bhabhi ji ? Kahan kho gayi aap ?
Anita - ahem.. sorry mantri ji mera dhyan bhatak gaya tha. Boliye aap kya keh rahe the
Mantri ji - bas aap ache se in nikamon ko train kar dijiye agle mahine election hain, bas thodi bahut english bol pay jisse public ko yeh padhe likhe lage itna agar apne kar diua toh pure 5 lakh mein aap ko dunga
Anita - 5 lakh !!, Aap bilkul bhi tension mt lijiye mantri ji mein bahut acche se train karungi aap ke bhaiyo ko
Mantri ji - accha bhabhi ji ab humko nikalna hain ek party meeting ke liye toh bas itna bta dijiye ki classes kab se hongi, aur kitna time me aap complete kar sakti hai ?
Anita - kal se hi suru kar sakte hai mantri ji, first priority aapki isiliye mein apne regular batch ko chutti deke, special & exclusive classes me 7 din me complete kar dungi.
Mantri ji - bas 7 din.... Chaliye ji dekhye hai ki aap ki coaching kitni best hai ya phir sirf baten hai. Mere nikamme bhaiyo ko agar aapne acche se pada diya toh mein aap ke nalle pati ki job lagwane ka kuch jugad bhi laga dunga.
Anita - thank you mantri ji bharosa rakhiye mujhpe aap ke bhai sahi hatho me hai
Phir mantri ji chale jaate hain aur anita bhi ghar me book padti hain phir raat me vibhu ke saath dinner karke so jaati hain..!!
Update 2
Anita agli Subah 6 baje se uth kar tayaari karne lagi, wo bohot hee curious aur nervous thi ki uske students kaise honge
kya wakai mein ek hafte me unko sikha paungi ?
kahi maine ye offer leke galti tho nahi ki ?
5 lakh ka sawal hai, ek hafte meh 5 lakh buri rakam nahi hai, aur mantri ji ne vibhu ki naukari lagva ne ka bhi bola hai, bas sab ache se ho jaye.
Tayaar hoke anita rikshaw pakad kar apni grooming classes ke liye ravana hojati hai ab aange..
Anita apni class pahaunch jaati hai aur jaate hi blackboard pe aaj ki date daalti hai aur table pay jo saaman bikhra hota hai usko set kr rhi hoti hai, anita ne yeh special batch aaj se, uss neta ke 4 bhaiyo ke leeye banaya hai ,anita ne time dekha 9.30 baj chukey thay aadha ghantay se bhi jyada late ho chuka tha anita ko gussa aane laga magar 5 lakhka khyaal kar woh sochti hai rehne do mughe paiso se matlab hai.
Phir bahar se use shor sunai deta hai, anita ki classroom ek purani band padi dukaan ke upar wale first floor peh thi jiski entrance us dukaan ke bagal me bane patli staircase see thi, anita ne upar ki kidhaki se jhak ke dekha niche 4 log apas meh baat karrahe the, un meh se us ne babban ko pechan liya, jo pichele din mantri ji ke saath aya tha, anita un logo ko upar bulane hi wali thi lekin wo rukh gayi jab usne suna.
Babban: arey bhaiyaa, ye jo teacher hai na, ek dum maal hai maal, ek dum gori, pathaka phigare, meh kuch padhu ya na padhu yahan lekin apni anken jarur sekunga.
Lakhaan: Sahi meh !?
anita kidhaki se piche hat kar blackboard ki aur ja ke uspe pelha topic parts of speech likhne lagti hai.
us ko second thoughts ane lagte hai lekin wo ye red flagko ignore kar deti hai kyon ki uski ankhon ko 5 lakh ki chamak
andha bana rahi thi, anita iss class ke faisle ko le kar soch meh pad jati hai.
dekhte hi dekhte wo chaaron class ke under aa jaatay hai, aur anita ko piche se bukhe kutoon ki tarah taad rahe hote hai, anita ko ek jatka sa lagta hai jab wo mud ti hai, charo bhai use ek tak ghur rahe the, shock se wo ek dum se reponse de deti hai..
Anita: Arey!!, ye kya manners hai aap logon ke ?, khabhi bhi permission leke aya jata hai na ander.
(lekin turant paschati hain ki aate hi panga ni lena chaiye tha yeh uska regular student wala batch ni hai)
Gaggan: permeeson ? kaisi permeeson mehdum ji hum bina permission ke kahi bhi ghus sakte hai, kahi kya kisi ke ander bhi ghus sakte hai...ha ha ha.
Charo bhai jor jor se hasne lagte hai, aur ek dusre ki taali thok te hai.
Anita gusse se laal ho jati hi lekin apne gusse par control kar ke bolti hai ki
Anita: please apni apni seats le lijiye, sorry maine permission wali baat ki, aap logon ne mujhe chauka diya tha, bas muh se nikal gaya.
Lakhaan: arey koi baat nahi madam ji, mera bhai thoda gusse wala hai, bura maat maniye aap, waise ek baat kehna chata hoon.
Anita: Ji Jaroor.
Lakhaan: mera chota bhai aap ki khoobsurti ki bohot tareef kar raha tha mujhe pelhe laga tha ki phek raha hai, lekin ab maine aap ko dekha tho laga ki wo bilkul sach bolraha tha.
(Anita ne uper se sab sun liya tha usne socha
Pata hai tum kaminey mere bare meh kya sochte ho, vaishi darinde hai sab ke sab )
Anita: Thank you for your compliments Mr.......
Lakhaan: Lakhaan aur main hu mahir laga ne me makkan.
Anita: theek hai theek hai Mr. Lakhaan ab sab apni apni seat par bait jaiye, bohot time waste hogaya hai
9 baje class start ho jani thi, kal se please time par aaiye ga bohot hee tight schedule hai hamara, roj 9 se 12 class chalegi aap ki class, aur agar zarurat padi toh lunch ke baad second session 2 se 5 rakhenge. chaliye toh phir introductions se start karte hai mera naam Anita Mishra hai aur meh aap logon ki English teacher hoon, ab aap log apna apna naam batai ye lekin english me, babban chaiye aap se start karte hai
Babban: heelow my naam babban, thunk uu.
Chamman: Yello mera name chamman
Gaggan: Me Gaaagan
(in teeno ke introductions sun ke anita samaj jati hai ki inko english na ke barabar ati hai.)
Lakhaan: Hi Madam my name is lakhaan
Anita : Very good !, Mr.Lakhaan
Lakhaan: Arey madam itna toh ata hi hai.
itne meh darwaze ke pass se awaz ati hai
And my name is Raman , Raman Sevak
Sare bhai uth ke khade ho jate hai, sab ki apne bade bhai ko dekh ke phat ti hai.
Anita: Arey mantri ji, Good Morning ayiye please ander ayiye.
Raman class ke ander ata hai, aur babban ke sar par tapli markar bolta hai
Raman: Anita ji ye nikaame aap ko pareshaan toh nahi kar rahe ?
(Anita ka bada maan kar raha tha sab kuch bata dena ka lekin wo ek practical aurat thi use pata tha ki use in charo se saath agle 7 din kaam karna hai, aur wo unse koi problems mol nahi lena chahati thi.)
Anita: Arey nahi mantri ji, sab ache se chal raha hai, bas thoda late hogaya start hone meh.
Raman phir se babban ko tapli marta hai
Raman: kal se time par aajana samjhe, koi complaint ayi na toh maar maar ke theek kar denge aur sab ka jeb karch band kar denge, saalon ek haftey meh laakhon udaa detey ho.
Babban: ji....ji bhai.
Raman: Acha jari rakhiye ji class, meh bas dekhne aya tha, ki ye class meh aye bhi hai ya nahi.
ye keh kar mantri waha se chala jata hai,
Update 4
Anita Taiyaar ho ke apni class ke liye nikal rahi thi.
Vibhuti : Best of Luck, Aannu baby...
Anita : Thank you vibhoo, aaj please 12:30 tak khana bana dena, meh lunch ke liye aaungi.
Vibhuti: second session lerahi ho aaj ?
Anita: Haan Vibhoo lena hi padega, nahi toh ye kuch nahi seek paenge, Chalo bye , zzayada awara panti mat karna mantri ji ne kaha hai tumhari job ke liye agar meh unke bhaiyo ko successfully padha du, toh start preparing for interview & update your Resume....ahem aaj tak toh kuch kiya nahi.
Vibhuti: Subah subah taane maat maro aanu please, lekin thank you so much
Anita: Acha theek hai, late horaha hai meh nikal ti hu.
Anita jab class pauch ti hai tab usna dekha ki wo charo pelhe se hi aaj uska niche khade intezaar kar rahe the, ye anita ko pleasant surprise sa laga, wo pelu ke rikshe se utar rahi thi, tab lakhaan ne use haath diya sahare ke liye, anita ke uska support leliya warna haat hata lena rude hojata, phir lakhaan ne pelu ko 500 ka note diya, wo bada kush ho jata hai aur apni signature smile deta hai.
Anita: Arey! , ye kya kar rahe hai aap, please meh de rahi hu.
Lakhaan rouff jhadte hue bolta hai
Lakhaan: Arey madam ji hum politicians ka kaam hi hota hai garrebo ko madat karna, kuch acha kha pee lega aur kya, chaabi laiye mein shutter khol deta hu.
Anita: aap ko dikkat hogi meh roj karti hu no issues.
Lakhaan: Arey laiye na Madam ji i insist.
Anita: arey wah !! insist word use kiya aap ne.
Lakhaan: haan madam bohot sari taiyaari kar ke aya hu aaj, chaliye laiye chabi.
Anita: Acha baba ye lijiye chabhi.
Lakhaan anita ke haath se chabi leta hai, aur uske 3 bhai anita ko good morning wish karne lagte hai, mauke ka faida utha ke wo apne jacket ke pocket se ek clay ka piece nikal kar uspe us chabi ka impression leleta hai.
aur anita ke coaching ka shutter utha deta hai, aur anita ko uski chabhi wapas kar deta hai
Anita: Thank you Mr. Lakhaan you are such a gentleman, chaliye aap sab ja ke settledown ho jaiye main 5 minute meh ati hoon. stairs se upar chadte waqt babban puchta hai.
Babban: bhai mila mila , kaam hua ? , chabhi ka ......
Ise pelhe wo sentence khatam kare sab usko tapli marte hai aur chup kara dete hai.
Lakhaan: chup rahe saale...sala koi aakal hi nahi hai isme.
Babban: Sorry bhai sorry.
Lakhaan: Acha chal chal kaam hojaya.
Lakhaan apne bhaiyon ko ankh marta hai aur sab saath meh ek dusre ko shaitani smile dete hai.
aur phir sab class meh ja ke baith ja te hai anita kuch minute baad ander ati hai.
Good Morning class, sab bohot kush aur fresh mood meh lagrahe hai aaj subah, kya baat hai ?
Gaggan: Mehdum ji, hum sab ko ek cheez chaiye thi , wo bas bohot jald milne wali hai hum subka.
Anita: kon si cheez ? , mujhe bhi toh bataiye ?
Lakhaan: arey kuch nahi anita madam isko kaladand bohot pasand hai, aur hum ek bohot hi badiya halwai ki dukan ko loot ne...mara matlab hai lene wale hai.
Anita: Okay!!, nice...apni teacher ke liye bhi kuch leaiye ga kabhi.
Chamman: arey! haan madam ji aap apni pasand batao bas..lekar rakh denge aap ke samne.
Anita: arey meh toh mazak kar rahi thi, rehne dijiye.
Gaggan: arey tum batai toh ki tumrhi pasad kya hai ?
Anita: Mujhe Kesar wale rasgulle pasand hai...khair out of track ho rahe hai, i hope ki aap logon ne kal ki classes ki revision ki.
Lakhaan: haan madam maine inse kafi kuch peeparaason karaiya hai, aur aaj hum note book bhi laye hai.
(Anita: " Arey wah !! , ye log toh kafi sudhre hue nazar aarahe hai aaj ? , shayad mantri ji ne tight kiya hai, this is great".)
Anita: Very good, very good, Chaliye aaj ki class start karte hai.
Aap logon ke bade bhai ne mujhse kaha tha ki, english sikhne ka main karan election ka campain yane ki manch hai, aur hamare pass itna time nahi hai ki hum aur basics karte rahen, toh maine socha hai ki aap logon lo election ke waqt jitni english kaam aaye utni meh aap ko sikhaungi
Toh aap log mughse apne election related campaign mein jo bhi aap kahengay woh mujhe hindi mein bataiyey mein ussey English mein translate kr ke aapko sikhaungi taaki aap waha bol sakay confidently.
sab ek ek kar ke hindi meh mujhe sentences bataiye aur meh point to point & word for word english meh translate karke bata dungi, chaliye babban aap start kijiye.
Babban: hamm aapke saare dukh ko door krengay ko ham angrezi mein kya kahengay madam
Anita: we will sweep away your sadness and sorrows from your life, sab log isse ache se suniye meh is english sentence ko hindi akshar meh likh rahi hu ki aap logon ko bolne meh aasani ho, please notebooks par likh lijiye warna aap log bhul jaaenge ise.
phir blackboard se copy karte hue sab ki apni notebooks par likhlete hai.
Anita: Next Chamman ji aap bataiye.
Chamman: Hamay apni jansankhya ko niyantran krna hai ka kya matlab hai English mein ?
Anita: We need to control our population growth. next Gaggan ji aap boliye.
Gaggan: hamm bhrshtaachaar ko khatam krengay
Anita: We will Eliminate corruption.
Lakhaan: Humm Garrebon ka puri tarah khyaal kakhenge.
Anita: We will take complete care of the poor.
Anita har ek ka translation ek ek kar english meh kar hindi akshron meh likhrahi thi.
Ye charo 2 ghate maan laga kar bohot sari election se related cheezen translate kara lete hai kyon ki agar unka bhai kuch puche toh wo bata paye ghar ja ke, anita aaj bohot ki kush thi ki ye log kafi utsah se aaj seekhrahe the aur apne translation wale idea par khud pe naaz karti hai. aur wo 5 lakh aur vibhoo ki job ke wo sapne dekhne lagi, phir darwaze se knock sunai di
"Madam ji ander aane ki izajat dijiye"
Mantri aajata hai aur sab phir se khade ho jate hai , anita unka swagaat karti hai.
Anita: Good morning mantri ji, Aap ko kaise izajat pura kanpur aapka hai, please ander aaiye.
Mantri ander ata hai aur dekhta hai ki uske sabhi bhaio ke pass notebooks hoti hai, aur wo wakai notes likh rahe hain, wo emotional ho ke rone lagta hai.
Anita: arey!, mantri ji aap roo kyu rahe hain ?, kya hogaya ?
Raman Sevak : Ye kya kardiya ji aap ne anita ji ?, ye kya kiya aapne ?
Anita: Meh kuch samjhi nahi mantri ji ? , aap kya kehna chahate hai ?
Raman Sevak : maine kabhi sapne meh bhi nahi socha tha ki main ye din dekhunga, jaadoo kar diya madam ji aap ne, mujhe zyaada umeed nahi thi ki koi in nikamo ko pahda bhi sakta hai lekin aap ne sabit kardiya ki aap ki coaching best of best hai , aap ko koi dikkat toh nahi di na in logo ne ?
Anita ko bohot bada relief feel hota hai jab wo apni tareef mantri ji ke muh se sunti hai aur bohot hi jyaada kush ho jati hai ki ab 5 lakh aur vibhoo ki naukari pakki.
Anita: arey bilkul bhi nahi mantri ji, bohot hi maan laga ke seekh rahe hai ye sab, mujhe koi shikayat nahi hai inse, lekin agar inko mujhse koi shikyat ho toh aap puch sakte hai inse.
Raman Sevak: haan bhaiyon batao madam ji ki coaching kaisi lag ri hai tum logo ko.
Lakhaan: Bhaiya bohot hi top class teaching hai inki bohot kuch seekh liya hai maine.
Gaggan: Hummre dimaag meh bhi kafi kuch ghussa hai bhai
Chamman: bhaiya time kab nikal jata hai pata hi nahi chalta idhar.
Babban: Madam ji bohot achi hai bhaiya, bohot ache se sikha rahi hai.
Anita un sab ki tareef sunse bohot hi zyaada kush ho jati hai.
Raman Sevak: ab muhje pakka yakeen ho gaya hai ki aap inko puri tarah handle karlengi aur sikhabhi dengi, main kuch din sehar ke bahar ja raha hu aap class zaari rakhiyega, bohot kushi hui mujhe, tum sab ache se seekho idhar.
sab ek saath bolte hai : " Ji bhai".
Phir mantri udhar se chala jata hai.
Anita: Thank you, tum sabka itni tareef ke liye.
Lakhaan: arey ye toh hamara farz tha Madam ji, koi jhoont thodi na bola humne.
Anita: Acha haan..sab sunlijiye aaj second session bhi hoga kafi acha jarahe hai hum log, lunch ke baad 2 se 5 bhi ek session hoga, kyun ki abhi bohot training baki hai aap logo ki aur time kam hai.
Lakhaan: theek hai madam hum aajaenge, waise madam aaj dusri session meh bhi aap hum ko translation hi sikhaengi ?
Anita: Ji haan, ye toh bas aap logo ke slogans the, abhi greetings, formal talk wagerha baki hai.
Lakhaan: Acha!!, toh phir ek help chaiye thi madam aap se.
Anita: haa haa zarur i will help you, boliye.
Lakhaan: Ye sab toh election wala hogaya mujhe personal life wali baten, kaajual (casual) talk ke bare meh bhi seekhna hai, agar wo class meh shamil nahi hai toh meh aap ko extra paise de sakta hu.
Anita: mujhe aap ke seekhne ki pyass achi lagi, meh jarur sikhaungi aapko, extra paise ki zarurat nahi hai kyon ki wo bhi included hai already.
Lakhaan: pakka promise ?
Anita: Arey!, aap logo ke english se related koi bhi doubts clear karna meri duty hai, meh puri madat karungi i promise you.
Lakhaan: Acha theek hai madam, mere pass kuch family events ki videos hai, jisme log english meh baat karrahe hai lekin hum logon ko kuch samaj nahi aaraha, meh shaam ko wo le aao ? aap bata dijiye ga translate karke toh hum un family events meh achi english bolke unko express kardenge.
Anita: arey ye toh bohot acha idea hai , zarur laiye ga, 11:30 horaha hai , chailiye kuch aur translations karlete hain.
Gaggan: Madam ji hummse na ho pavega aur baithna, zooro ki bhook hai hummko.
Anita: Itni jaldi ?, Acha theek hai aaj afternoon session toh hai hi, aap log ja sakte hai lekin please theek 2 baje pouch jaega.
Sab ek saath : " Ji Madam"
Jab wo niche jane ke liye uthe, tab anita ne lakhaan ko kaha.
Anita: Lakhaan Ji , wo family event video aap bol rahe the use jaroor layiega, kafi teaching material milega mujhe aur aap logo ko bhi familiar lagega.
Lakhaan - ji zaroor laaunga madam..!!
Sandar updates jabardast ma'am mantri ji ke beto ko padhane ke liye 5lac + Vibhu ko naukari dene ka kaha hai dekhte hai usme kon kon si problem ka samna karna padta hai anita bhabhi ji ko...Update 4
Anita ne ghadi dekhi, 10 baj chuke thay
anita: oh god 10 baj gaye, acha aur samay bekar na karte hue aaj ki class suru karte hai.
aaj ka topic hai Parts of Speech yane ki Boli ke prakaar sabse pehla prakaar hai noun.
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Jaise aap sab ne abhi apna naam bataya toh kisi bhi vyakti, vastu ya jagah ka naam noun hota hai.
chailiye ise note down kijye.
Phir anita dekh ti hai ki unme se kisi ke bhi pass koi copy nahi hoti hai, anita ko unse panga nahi lena tha wo boli
Anita: aap log aaj copy nahi laye hai koi baat nahi, kal please le ke ayiega.
Lakhaan: madam aap board par likh dijiye hum photo lelenge aur ghar par note karlenge
Anita black board par noun ka definition aur example likh ne lagti hai, aur sab apne apne phoneke camera se board ko chor kar anita ki zoom kar kar kar photo lene lagte hai
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Anita board ke saamne se hati bhi nahi hoti hai aur use camera shutter ke sounds dhada dar sunai dete hai
wo sab ache se samaj rahi hoti hai lekin 5 lakh ka laalachka intezaam aur unke political power
ka soch kar chup rehti hai, aur ange bolti hai.
Anita: acha ab agla prakaar hota hai verb,
kisi bhi karrya ko verb bolte hai udharan ke liye
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Babban paan chabata hai yahan chabana verb hai
Lakhaan Doodh peeta hai yahan peena verb hai
Lakhaan: Haan madam mujhe doodh peena bohot pasand hai, wo bhi bilkul fresh aur maalaai wala.
Anita: Good good Mr.Lakhaan, ab aap log saab ek ek kar ke udharan dijiye, chaliye start.
Babban: meh paan khata hu
Anita: nahi nahi repeat mat kijiye apna bataiye.
Babban: hmmm....Main.....hmmmm.......Main.....khana khata hu.
Anita: ok ok not bad...next.
Chamman: Madam ji meh toh daaru peeta hu.
Anita: Ahem...theek hai, next, next please....next...Mr. Gaggan..
Gaggan apne hi khaloyon meh khoya hua tha, jab lakhaan ke usko khoni mari tab usne jawab diya
Gaggan: kya madam ?
Anita: kaha kohye hue hain aap ?
Gaggan: Aap ki kamar meh madam ji, ek dum kalakand jaisi gori hai.
Sare bhai phir se has padte hain....anita ko bohot hi uncomfortable feel hota hai, aur tab hi wo notice karti hai ki uski saree uske kamar se thodi si hati hui thi, wo turant cover karti hai.
Anita: Mr. Gaggan behave youself....please udharran bataiye.
Gaggan: Kis cheez ka udharran batay hum ?
Anita gusse se laal ho jati hai, lekin usko kaabu meh kar ke bolti hai
Anita: Kripya karke dhayaan dijiye class meh gaggan ji aap ke political career ka sawal hai.
Gaggan: ka li yal ka ?.(career ka)
Anita: oh god.....bas kisi kriya ya karya ka udharaan dijiye jo aap ko pasand ho.
Gaggan: Peth bhar ke khana, aur randiyon ki maarna
Anita apna sar pakad leti hai aur frustration se bhara muh banati hai.
phir se sab haste lagte hai, lakhaan apne muh pe haath rakh kar hasta hua anita ki taraf dekh kar bola
Lakhaan: arey madam ye aisa hi hai, iski moti chamdi ke ander wale dimag meh kuch nahi ghusta, meh apna exapple batah hu.
I Like to do khela with girls, yahan kehla verb hai.
Anita ne sab ke jawaab sun kar man hi man socha
(" he bhagwaan kahan phas gayi meh, is lakhaan ko chor kar in teeno ko english meh toh kya khud england ki queen bhi nahi sikha sakti "
Anita: ok aapka example sahi tha, but thode better wale dijiye next time.
anita board par verb ka definition aur example likti hai aur unhe photo lene ko bolti hai, phir se wo board ko chor anita ke badan ke ango ke photos lene lagte hai zoom kar kar ke.
Anita: chaliye ab agla wala prakaar hai pronoun..
jab hum kisi vayakti ya vastu ke naam ka istamaal na kar ke unhe ya un cheez ko general....sorry mera matlab hai saamanya kar ke bulate hai usko pronoun bolte hai.
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Babban: Madam ji kuch bhi palle nahi pada humre.
(Anita: " Tujh jaise ghade ko toh pade ga bhi kaise "
Rukiye aap ko meh udharan deti hu tab pata chalega aapko.
Tum idhar aao, yaha tum pronoun hai, meh pronoun ke bare meh likh rahi hoon...haan yahan rahi bhi ek pronoun hai, aap log photo lelijiye.
Lakhaan: Madam udhaaran nahi puchengi is baar ?
Anita: Nahi nahi ye simple topic tha, next prakaar hai adjective
Adjective jo hota hai woh kisi bhi vaykti ya vastu ka guun ya awaguun darsha ta hai, udharaan ke liye
Ye class room bohot saaf hai
Tabhi usi waqt babban paan zameen par thook deta hai.
Anita: arey!!!ye kya kiya babaan tumne ??, please jaiye bahar class room ke piche washroom hai, muh dhoke ayi ye.
Babban phir uth kar class ke wash room ki taraf jata hai, aur sab uske wapas aane ka wait karte hai, Gaggan desk par hi soojata hai aur baki dono apne apne mobile par lag jate hai, 10 minute ho jata hai aur babban ab tak nahi lauta.
(Anita: " Arey yaaar, kaise gavaro ke saath palla pada hai mera, kya hoga iss desh ka jab aise log chunav ladenge aur apne bhai ke bal par jeet bhi jaenge, anita 5 lakh par concentrate karo tum bas, aur vibhu ki job lag jae toh ye sari frustration jhelna worth hoga "
Anita: 10 minute se upar ho gaya kahan rehgaya aap ka bhai ? , please dekh kar aaiye aap meh se koi.
Chamman: yeh lo aagava ye madam ji, abe babbaniye kaha maar gaye the bey ?
Babban: Arey chammi bhaiya, muh se saath saath kuch aur bhi saaf karna tha, kya karte nazara
hi kuch aisa hai yahan, samaj liyo bas tum.
(Anita: " Kuch maat bolo anita, koi nai baat nahi hai ki kisi ne tumhare bare meh soch kar hilaya ho bas class continue karo , just ignore stay strong"
Anita - babban plz apni seat lelo, bahut time waste ho raha hai, ab toh yeh class room clean rahi nahin khair dusra udharan deti hooon
Itne me gaggan ek jhatke ss uth jaata hain aur bola
Gaggan: tu dengi ? kab dengi ?
Chamman - bhai bahi tum so jao woh udharan dene ki baat kari
Anita phir ignore karke class continue karti hain
Anita: Ferrari cars bahut tezz hoti hai, yaha tezz ek adjective hai jo us car ki khoobi ko bata rahi hai. Ab sab udharan dijiye... Gaggan ji ko sone dijiye, lakhaan ji aap se ek request hai ki aap ghar jaa ke inko sikha dijiyega
Lakhaan - ji ji jaroor madam. Main bahut handsmome aur smart hoon yahan handsome aur smart injective hai
Anita: bahut khoob lakhan ji lekin woh adjective hota hain injective nahin, next.. chamman ji aap boliye
Chamman - black dog daaru bahut dhanshu nasha deti hain yahan dhanshu aad puk tv hai (adjective hai)
Anita: ji good good, next babban ab tum batao.
Babban: Anita madam bilkul maal hai, maal ad juc...jo bhi tha wo hai.
Anita: Kaide meh rahiye babban ji, age se Maal ki jagah Khoobsurat sabad use kariyega, kisi bhi ladki ke liye.
Babban: Ok Anita maal...soiirry mera matlab anita madam.
Anita sab kuch ignore kare hue baki ke bache parts of speech khatam karti hai, dekhte hi dekhte 12 baj jaate hai, aur aaj ki class khatam karne ka time hogaya tha.
Anita: Toh aaj ke liye bas itna hi tha, i hope ki aap logon ko sab samaj meh aagaya.
Lakhaan: Mujhe toh puri tarah aagaya anita ji, aap bohot hi achi teacher hai.
Anita ko Lakhaan ka ye comment jaise pareshani ki dhoop meh fasi anita ke liye , thanda pani tha.
Anita lakhaan ko ek badi si smile deti hai
Anita: Thanks a lot lakhaan ji , sahi kaha tha aap ne you are smartest among the lot.
Lakhaan: Aur handsome madam ji ?
Anita: Haan haan wo bhi hai aap , chaliye kal milte hai , aap please apne bhaiyo ko aaj ki class ka revision karva dijiye ga, aur kal late mat kariye ga please, Thank you.
Phir charo class room ke bahar chale jate hai, anita apni chair par thak kar dhere ho jati hai kuch derh ke liye, phir wo apne ghar jati hai, vibhoo kitchen meh khana bana raha hota hai
Vibhuti : Arey aanu tum jaldi aa gayi, khana abhi ready nahi hua hai
Anita: vibhu mera siir phata ja raha hai, mantri ji ke bhai ek ko chor kar sab insaan ki chamdi meh ghade hai ghade, complete idiots i tell you, kuch seekh ne ki na icha hai na chamta hai, aur behave aise karte hai ki bohot bade tees maar khah ho wo.
Vibhuti : Arey baby relax relax....shaanth ho jao , waise sach bole toh itne bade mantri ji ke bhai hai wo toh khud ko tees maar khah hi shamje ge na ?, tumhare saath koi misbehave toh nahi kiya na unhone ?
(Anita: " ab kya batau meh vibhoo ko ?, kha ma kha tenson lega "
Arey nahi nahi Mantri ji subah hi aake unki khabar leke gaye the, warning de ke gaye the ki behave yourselfs.
Vibhuti: toh phir unho ne baat mani , apne bhai ki ?
Anita: haan haan bohot darte hai wo apne bhai se, class toh theek gayi lekin un logo ka IQ, my god sar peet lene ka man kar raha tha, aur aise log desh chalate hai
Vibhuti: Relax karo baby, just chill tumhare liye this is a piece of cake, jao tum fresh holo meh kuch hi der meh khana lagata hu.
Anita: Thank you Vibhoo, meh fresh ho jati hu.
Anita kuch der relax kar shaam ko phir tension meh aajati hai
(Anita: " Lakhaan ko chor kar kisi ne bhi kuch nahi seekha tha.. main kaise sikhaungi inko, kya karu kya karu ??........................agar meh inko bas itni english sikha du jo inke election campaign meh kaam aasake ?. haan ye sahi rehega bas hindi sentences ke simple translations kar na hi theek hoga warna ye toh kuch seekhne se rahe, chalo kal yahi try karti hu "
Phir anita vibhu ke saath dinner karke so jaati hain..!!
Abhi to sirf bato se hi frustrate kiya hai lekin Dekhte hai aage kya kuchh dekhne milta hai ye chabhi ka print lena is baat ki taraf isara karta hai ki aage aane vala Samay kafi bhari hone vala hai vahi mantri ji ne sahar se bahar jane ka kah kr anita bhabhi ji ke liye musibat or badha di hai...
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dophar ke 12:15 baj rahe the tabhi vibhuti ke phone par call aata hain...
vibhuti - hello
:- kya yeh mr. Vibhuti narayan mishra bolrahe hain?
Vibhuti - Ji haan aap kon sir?
:- wadhai ho aap ko vibhuti ji hum railway rec board se bol rahe haib mantri ji ka calk aaya tha aap ko TC post assign ki gayi hai aap ko training ke liye agra aana hai.
Vibhuti - accha!! Oh my god thank you sir thank you so much, kab aana hai sir?
:- ji kal subah 10 bje tak paunch jana hain aap ko, training batch start ho chuka tha bas mantri ji ki sifarish ki wajah se aap ko include kar rahe hai
Vibhuti - kya? Kal hi ? Sir itni jaldi meh kaise paunchunga ? Kuch toh time dijiye please ticket wagerah leni hogi packing krni hogi.
:- uss sab ki chinta aap mt kijiye aap ko ticket whatsapp kardi jaygi late mat kijiyega warna yeh naukri aap ke haath ss chali jaygi. Aap ki training 6 mahine chalegi. Dhanyavaad
Vibhuti - 6 mahine !! Sir hello sir.... Sir ?
Phone hi kaat diya.
Vibhuti - lekin im sorry annu im sorry main ye job ni kar paunga.
Anita - kya!! Kyun nahi karoge tum kya baat hai?
Vibhuti - lekin meh tum ko aur angu... angan ke pass wale acche padosiyon ko chorr kar kaise jaun yaar.
Anita - aaisi opportunity baar baar nahin aati vibhu, tum jante nahi ho kitne log railway me job ke liye taraste hain. Mujhe tumse baat nahi karni jao
Vibhuti - annu for god sake ro mt baby 6 mahine main tumse door kaiss rahunga?
Anita - tum bahut selfish ho jao tum, vibhu tum hanesha nalle ke nalle hi rehna chahate ho
Tum jaante bhi ho, ki maine kitni mehnat ki un logon ko padhane me? Mantri ji itni asani se khush nahi hogay
Log itne exams likh te hai, kitne interview dete hai tab jaa ke kahi unko govt job milti hai
vibhuti - oh please political connects se bhi bahuton ko milti hain annu
Anita - aap shayad bhul rahe hain ki aaaap ko bhi political connection ki sifarish ki wajah se hi job mil rahi hain
Vibhuti - Main iss se better job karna chahta hoon. Im university topper
Anita - pichale 10 saalon se meh bas yahi sunte aarahi hoon ab bahut ho gaye tunhare excuses
Vibhuti - main aur TC ... Pfttt... Station master hota toh baat alag thi
Anita - tumhe meri mehnat se TC job mil rahi hai vibhu. Tum apni mehnat se station master tak pauncho phir bolna
Vibhuti - annu tum samaj nahi rahi ho
Anita - samaj toh tum nahi rahe ho vibhu 10 saal ho gay, koi job nahi hai ab tak bas 6 mahine ki toh baat hai vibhu please karlo ye naukri
Vibhuti - mujhe kuch samaj ni aa raha
Anita - kr lo na vibhu mere liye hi sahi, TC ki naukri koi choti moti nahi hoti hai, kitni muskil se maine, kitna kuch jhel kar tumhare liye yeh job arrange karwai hai..
(Abhi bichari anita nahi janti thi, ki aange usko vibhu ki naukri ke liye kya kya aur kahan kahan jhelna padega)
Vibhuti - theek hai annu, main karunga yeh naukri, mujhe kal hi report krna hai agra ke training center par
Anita - Thank you vibhu, main bta nahin sakti ki mujhe kitni shanti mili hai, ab mujhe road par chalte taane nahi sunne padenge.
Arey woh dekho nalle ki hot biwi
Arey woh dekho langoor ka angoor
Vibhuti - i am sorry annu, main khub mehnat karunga, tum dekhna main bahut tarakki karunga.
Anita - Im proud of you vibhu. Ab plz lunch arrange kardo mujhe second session ke liye phir jaana hai
Vibhuti - sure annu bas abhi lagata hoon
(Chal beta vibhuti ab toh kaam krna hi padega, angoori bhabhi ji se kaise durr rahunga meh oh god, kanpur me hi training kyun Nahi mili)
Anita khana khane ke baad, second session ke liye apni grooming classes pauch ti hai, aur wo charo phirse us ka niche shutter ke pass khade besabri se intezaar karhare the, iss baar chamman anita ke pass aa kar bola
Chamman: Madam ji, humka chabhi do, hum khol dete hain.
Anita: arey kya har baar aap hi log kholte rahenge, please main roj karti aa rahi hu ye kaam, aap chinta na karen.
Chamman: arey laaiye na madam, abhi toh aapse bohot kuch khulwa na hai.
Anita: Ji!!, kya matlab hai apka ?
Lakhaan: arey madam , wo kuch bhi bakta hai, bura maat maniye, de dijiye usko chabi.
Anita: theek hai, lijiye khol dijiye.
Shutter khul ne ke baad anita ke piche piche charo class ke ander chale jate hai.
Anita: Please sab settle down ho jaiye, sab ne lunch kar liya ?
sab ek saath : ji madam.
Lakhaan: Madam aap ko ghar jane ke baad koi good news mili ?
Anita: Haan !, aap ke bhaiya ne mere pati ki job lagwa di hai, railways meh.
Lakhaan: Dara sal anita ji wo job maine lagwai hai, agra ka mera contact hai wo, bhaiya ne kaha tha mujhse ki aap ke pati ki job laga ne ka kuch jugaad karun meh.
Anita: oh!!, thank you so much lakhaan ji, main bohot bohot abhari hu aap ki, main kitni kush hu meh bata nahi sakti aap ko, 10 saalon tak mera pati berozgar tha.
Lakhaan: your welcome madam...meh wo family event wali videos iss pendrive meh laya hoon.
Anita: Ji ji 2 minute dijiye meh projector set karleti hu, babban please ek help kardo.
Babban: haan maal..madam ji boliye.
Anita: wo piche wali diwar ki kidhaki ke blinds aap band kardijiye please.
Babban: ka madam ?, diwaar ke aandhe band kardu ?
Anita: nahi nahi, wo plastic aur dori wale pardon ko english meh blinds bolte hain.
Babban blinds baand karne uth ta hai, aur room meh projector ke layyak thoda bohot andhera ho jata hai.
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Anita: Great abb projector aur system on karliya jaage, aap logon ko computer chalana toh ata hoga ?
Lakhaan: haan haan madam, meh kafi use karta hu.
Chamman: main bhi chala leta hu madam thoda bohot.
Babban: meh bhi meh bhi chalata hu games khelta hu.
Anita: Good good, aur aap gaggan ji ? aap nahi use karte hain ?
Gaggan: mehdum humka kuch na aavat hai bas mobile hindi ma hai toh chala lete hain bas.
Anita: kon sa app ya website istmaal karte hain aap log ?
Chamman: pornhub, sexvideos, xforum....
(Anita : " Pata nahi kya soch ke pucha maine ye sawal inse")
Acha theek hai bas bas meh samaj gayi, lakhaan ji laaye aap ki pendrive.
Lakhaan apni seat se uthta hai ur apne bhaiyon ko aankh marta hua, anita ko pendrive dedeta hai..!!
dophar ke 12:15 baj rahe the tabhi vibhuti ke phone par call aata hain...
vibhuti - hello
:- kya yeh mr. Vibhuti narayan mishra bolrahe hain?
Vibhuti - Ji haan aap kon sir?
:- wadhai ho aap ko vibhuti ji hum railway rec board se bol rahe haib mantri ji ka calk aaya tha aap ko TC post assign ki gayi hai aap ko training ke liye agra aana hai.
Vibhuti - accha!! Oh my god thank you sir thank you so much, kab aana hai sir?
:- ji kal subah 10 bje tak paunch jana hain aap ko, training batch start ho chuka tha bas mantri ji ki sifarish ki wajah se aap ko include kar rahe hai
Vibhuti - kya? Kal hi ? Sir itni jaldi meh kaise paunchunga ? Kuch toh time dijiye please ticket wagerah leni hogi packing krni hogi.
:- uss sab ki chinta aap mt kijiye aap ko ticket whatsapp kardi jaygi late mat kijiyega warna yeh naukri aap ke haath ss chali jaygi. Aap ki training 6 mahine chalegi. Dhanyavaad
Vibhuti - 6 mahine !! Sir hello sir.... Sir ?
Phone hi kaat diya.
Vibhuti - lekin im sorry annu im sorry main ye job ni kar paunga.
Anita - kya!! Kyun nahi karoge tum kya baat hai?
Vibhuti - lekin meh tum ko aur angu... angan ke pass wale acche padosiyon ko chorr kar kaise jaun yaar.
Anita - aaisi opportunity baar baar nahin aati vibhu, tum jante nahi ho kitne log railway me job ke liye taraste hain. Mujhe tumse baat nahi karni jao
Vibhuti - annu for god sake ro mt baby 6 mahine main tumse door kaiss rahunga?
Anita - tum bahut selfish ho jao tum, vibhu tum hanesha nalle ke nalle hi rehna chahate ho
Tum jaante bhi ho, ki maine kitni mehnat ki un logon ko padhane me? Mantri ji itni asani se khush nahi hogay
Log itne exams likh te hai, kitne interview dete hai tab jaa ke kahi unko govt job milti hai
vibhuti - oh please political connects se bhi bahuton ko milti hain annu
Anita - aap shayad bhul rahe hain ki aaaap ko bhi political connection ki sifarish ki wajah se hi job mil rahi hain
Vibhuti - Main iss se better job karna chahta hoon. Im university topper
Anita - pichale 10 saalon se meh bas yahi sunte aarahi hoon ab bahut ho gaye tunhare excuses
Vibhuti - main aur TC ... Pfttt... Station master hota toh baat alag thi
Anita - tumhe meri mehnat se TC job mil rahi hai vibhu. Tum apni mehnat se station master tak pauncho phir bolna
Vibhuti - annu tum samaj nahi rahi ho
Anita - samaj toh tum nahi rahe ho vibhu 10 saal ho gay, koi job nahi hai ab tak bas 6 mahine ki toh baat hai vibhu please karlo ye naukri
Vibhuti - mujhe kuch samaj ni aa raha
Anita - kr lo na vibhu mere liye hi sahi, TC ki naukri koi choti moti nahi hoti hai, kitni muskil se maine, kitna kuch jhel kar tumhare liye yeh job arrange karwai hai..
(Abhi bichari anita nahi janti thi, ki aange usko vibhu ki naukri ke liye kya kya aur kahan kahan jhelna padega)
Vibhuti - theek hai annu, main karunga yeh naukri, mujhe kal hi report krna hai agra ke training center par
Anita - Thank you vibhu, main bta nahin sakti ki mujhe kitni shanti mili hai, ab mujhe road par chalte taane nahi sunne padenge.
Arey woh dekho nalle ki hot biwi
Arey woh dekho langoor ka angoor
Vibhuti - i am sorry annu, main khub mehnat karunga, tum dekhna main bahut tarakki karunga.
Anita - Im proud of you vibhu. Ab plz lunch arrange kardo mujhe second session ke liye phir jaana hai
Vibhuti - sure annu bas abhi lagata hoon
(Chal beta vibhuti ab toh kaam krna hi padega, angoori bhabhi ji se kaise durr rahunga meh oh god, kanpur me hi training kyun Nahi mili)
Anita khana khane ke baad, second session ke liye apni grooming classes pauch ti hai, aur wo charo phirse us ka niche shutter ke pass khade besabri se intezaar karhare the, iss baar chamman anita ke pass aa kar bola
Chamman: Madam ji, humka chabhi do, hum khol dete hain.
Anita: arey kya har baar aap hi log kholte rahenge, please main roj karti aa rahi hu ye kaam, aap chinta na karen.
Chamman: arey laaiye na madam, abhi toh aapse bohot kuch khulwa na hai.
Anita: Ji!!, kya matlab hai apka ?
Lakhaan: arey madam , wo kuch bhi bakta hai, bura maat maniye, de dijiye usko chabi.
Anita: theek hai, lijiye khol dijiye.
Shutter khul ne ke baad anita ke piche piche charo class ke ander chale jate hai.
Anita: Please sab settle down ho jaiye, sab ne lunch kar liya ?
sab ek saath : ji madam.
Lakhaan: Madam aap ko ghar jane ke baad koi good news mili ?
Anita: Haan !, aap ke bhaiya ne mere pati ki job lagwa di hai, railways meh.
Lakhaan: Dara sal anita ji wo job maine lagwai hai, agra ka mera contact hai wo, bhaiya ne kaha tha mujhse ki aap ke pati ki job laga ne ka kuch jugaad karun meh.
Anita: oh!!, thank you so much lakhaan ji, main bohot bohot abhari hu aap ki, main kitni kush hu meh bata nahi sakti aap ko, 10 saalon tak mera pati berozgar tha.
Lakhaan: your welcome madam...meh wo family event wali videos iss pendrive meh laya hoon.
Anita: Ji ji 2 minute dijiye meh projector set karleti hu, babban please ek help kardo.
Babban: haan maal..madam ji boliye.
Anita: wo piche wali diwar ki kidhaki ke blinds aap band kardijiye please.
Babban: ka madam ?, diwaar ke aandhe band kardu ?
Anita: nahi nahi, wo plastic aur dori wale pardon ko english meh blinds bolte hain.
Babban blinds baand karne uth ta hai, aur room meh projector ke layyak thoda bohot andhera ho jata hai.
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Anita: Great abb projector aur system on karliya jaage, aap logon ko computer chalana toh ata hoga ?
Lakhaan: haan haan madam, meh kafi use karta hu.
Chamman: main bhi chala leta hu madam thoda bohot.
Babban: meh bhi meh bhi chalata hu games khelta hu.
Anita: Good good, aur aap gaggan ji ? aap nahi use karte hain ?
Gaggan: mehdum humka kuch na aavat hai bas mobile hindi ma hai toh chala lete hain bas.
Anita: kon sa app ya website istmaal karte hain aap log ?
Chamman: pornhub, sexvideos, xforum....
(Anita : " Pata nahi kya soch ke pucha maine ye sawal inse"
)Acha theek hai bas bas meh samaj gayi, lakhaan ji laaye aap ki pendrive.
Lakhaan apni seat se uthta hai ur apne bhaiyon ko aankh marta hua, anita ko pendrive dedeta hai..!!
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dophar ke 12:15 baj rahe the tabhi vibhuti ke phone par call aata hain...
vibhuti - hello
:- kya yeh mr. Vibhuti narayan mishra bolrahe hain?
Vibhuti - Ji haan aap kon sir?
:- wadhai ho aap ko vibhuti ji hum railway rec board se bol rahe haib mantri ji ka calk aaya tha aap ko TC post assign ki gayi hai aap ko training ke liye agra aana hai.
Vibhuti - accha!! Oh my god thank you sir thank you so much, kab aana hai sir?
:- ji kal subah 10 bje tak paunch jana hain aap ko, training batch start ho chuka tha bas mantri ji ki sifarish ki wajah se aap ko include kar rahe hai
Vibhuti - kya? Kal hi ? Sir itni jaldi meh kaise paunchunga ? Kuch toh time dijiye please ticket wagerah leni hogi packing krni hogi.
:- uss sab ki chinta aap mt kijiye aap ko ticket whatsapp kardi jaygi late mat kijiyega warna yeh naukri aap ke haath ss chali jaygi. Aap ki training 6 mahine chalegi. Dhanyavaad
Vibhuti - 6 mahine !! Sir hello sir.... Sir ?
Phone hi kaat diya.
Vibhuti - lekin im sorry annu im sorry main ye job ni kar paunga.
Anita - kya!! Kyun nahi karoge tum kya baat hai?
Vibhuti - lekin meh tum ko aur angu... angan ke pass wale acche padosiyon ko chorr kar kaise jaun yaar.
Anita - aaisi opportunity baar baar nahin aati vibhu, tum jante nahi ho kitne log railway me job ke liye taraste hain. Mujhe tumse baat nahi karni jao
Vibhuti - annu for god sake ro mt baby 6 mahine main tumse door kaiss rahunga?
Anita - tum bahut selfish ho jao tum, vibhu tum hanesha nalle ke nalle hi rehna chahate ho
Tum jaante bhi ho, ki maine kitni mehnat ki un logon ko padhane me? Mantri ji itni asani se khush nahi hogay
Log itne exams likh te hai, kitne interview dete hai tab jaa ke kahi unko govt job milti hai
vibhuti - oh please political connects se bhi bahuton ko milti hain annu
Anita - aap shayad bhul rahe hain ki aaaap ko bhi political connection ki sifarish ki wajah se hi job mil rahi hain
Vibhuti - Main iss se better job karna chahta hoon. Im university topper
Anita - pichale 10 saalon se meh bas yahi sunte aarahi hoon ab bahut ho gaye tunhare excuses
Vibhuti - main aur TC ... Pfttt... Station master hota toh baat alag thi
Anita - tumhe meri mehnat se TC job mil rahi hai vibhu. Tum apni mehnat se station master tak pauncho phir bolna
Vibhuti - annu tum samaj nahi rahi ho
Anita - samaj toh tum nahi rahe ho vibhu 10 saal ho gay, koi job nahi hai ab tak bas 6 mahine ki toh baat hai vibhu please karlo ye naukri
Vibhuti - mujhe kuch samaj ni aa raha
Anita - kr lo na vibhu mere liye hi sahi, TC ki naukri koi choti moti nahi hoti hai, kitni muskil se maine, kitna kuch jhel kar tumhare liye yeh job arrange karwai hai..
(Abhi bichari anita nahi janti thi, ki aange usko vibhu ki naukri ke liye kya kya aur kahan kahan jhelna padega)
Vibhuti - theek hai annu, main karunga yeh naukri, mujhe kal hi report krna hai agra ke training center par
Anita - Thank you vibhu, main bta nahin sakti ki mujhe kitni shanti mili hai, ab mujhe road par chalte taane nahi sunne padenge.
Arey woh dekho nalle ki hot biwi
Arey woh dekho langoor ka angoor
Vibhuti - i am sorry annu, main khub mehnat karunga, tum dekhna main bahut tarakki karunga.
Anita - Im proud of you vibhu. Ab plz lunch arrange kardo mujhe second session ke liye phir jaana hai
Vibhuti - sure annu bas abhi lagata hoon
(Chal beta vibhuti ab toh kaam krna hi padega, angoori bhabhi ji se kaise durr rahunga meh oh god, kanpur me hi training kyun Nahi mili)
Anita khana khane ke baad, second session ke liye apni grooming classes pauch ti hai, aur wo charo phirse us ka niche shutter ke pass khade besabri se intezaar karhare the, iss baar chamman anita ke pass aa kar bola
Chamman: Madam ji, humka chabhi do, hum khol dete hain.
Anita: arey kya har baar aap hi log kholte rahenge, please main roj karti aa rahi hu ye kaam, aap chinta na karen.
Chamman: arey laaiye na madam, abhi toh aapse bohot kuch khulwa na hai.
Anita: Ji!!, kya matlab hai apka ?
Lakhaan: arey madam , wo kuch bhi bakta hai, bura maat maniye, de dijiye usko chabi.
Anita: theek hai, lijiye khol dijiye.
Shutter khul ne ke baad anita ke piche piche charo class ke ander chale jate hai.
Anita: Please sab settle down ho jaiye, sab ne lunch kar liya ?
sab ek saath : ji madam.
Lakhaan: Madam aap ko ghar jane ke baad koi good news mili ?
Anita: Haan !, aap ke bhaiya ne mere pati ki job lagwa di hai, railways meh.
Lakhaan: Dara sal anita ji wo job maine lagwai hai, agra ka mera contact hai wo, bhaiya ne kaha tha mujhse ki aap ke pati ki job laga ne ka kuch jugaad karun meh.
Anita: oh!!, thank you so much lakhaan ji, main bohot bohot abhari hu aap ki, main kitni kush hu meh bata nahi sakti aap ko, 10 saalon tak mera pati berozgar tha.
Lakhaan: your welcome madam...meh wo family event wali videos iss pendrive meh laya hoon.
Anita: Ji ji 2 minute dijiye meh projector set karleti hu, babban please ek help kardo.
Babban: haan maal..madam ji boliye.
Anita: wo piche wali diwar ki kidhaki ke blinds aap band kardijiye please.
Babban: ka madam ?, diwaar ke aandhe band kardu ?
Anita: nahi nahi, wo plastic aur dori wale pardon ko english meh blinds bolte hain.
Babban blinds baand karne uth ta hai, aur room meh projector ke layyak thoda bohot andhera ho jata hai.
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Anita: Great abb projector aur system on karliya jaage, aap logon ko computer chalana toh ata hoga ?
Lakhaan: haan haan madam, meh kafi use karta hu.
Chamman: main bhi chala leta hu madam thoda bohot.
Babban: meh bhi meh bhi chalata hu games khelta hu.
Anita: Good good, aur aap gaggan ji ? aap nahi use karte hain ?
Gaggan: mehdum humka kuch na aavat hai bas mobile hindi ma hai toh chala lete hain bas.
Anita: kon sa app ya website istmaal karte hain aap log ?
Chamman: pornhub, sexvideos, xforum....
(Anita : " Pata nahi kya soch ke pucha maine ye sawal inse"
Acha theek hai bas bas meh samaj gayi, lakhaan ji laaye aap ki pendrive.
Lakhaan apni seat se uthta hai ur apne bhaiyon ko aankh marta hua, anita ko pendrive dedeta hai..!!
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