BHANU PARTAP SINGH............
Hum charron coffee shop me jaise he gayee.....toh hairaan ho gyee...... Cofee shop bilkul khaali thaa....... Na staff na hee koi customer.......... Hum charron order area me gye...... Waha bhi koi nahi tha..... Jaise hee wapus jane ko ghumee toh 1 admi door band kr rha tha aur uske 10 admi aur the.....
A1............. Hahaha...... Sab 1 sath......
main....... Kon ho tum....
A1....... Ae jayda shaan patti nahi.....mujhe in 3no se kaam hai.....tu jaa sakta hai......
neil.............satya....tum theek nahi kr rahe.....tumhe iska injaam pta hai......
A1 satya........... Hahahaha.....woh dekha jayega.....tumhe khtm krke main bahar chal jaunga.....naa tumhe pta chlega naa hee tumhare baap ko......hahahahaha....
Itna bol woh aage aane lggaa...... Aur yeh sunn ke mera dimaag kharab hone lggaa.....neil kisi ko call lgane lggaa.....
Satya....... Kisse call kr raha hai........apne bodyguard ko....... Hahahahah.........jan log teri body uthane aayege tab unki body bhi sath le jayege......... Hahahahaha.....
Aur itna bol usne neil ka collor pakd liya......
dddhhhahaammmmm......
Aur woh coffee shop ka mirror tod ke dur girraa.......kyu ki usse maine punch maarraa thaa.....isse dekh main yeh toh samajh gya thaa ki earth par main magic nahi kr sakta par warrior aur powerfull classes ki skills mere me hai....
Yeh dekh uske sath jo 10 bande aur the phle toh darr gye.... Par baad me pata nahi unhe kya sujha sab 1 sath aane lgge.........
main bhi kungfu style me ready tha........unke hath hockey aur bat the....... Salllo ke pass bandok bhi nahi thi...
1 ne hockey marrii defence ke liye apna hath aage kiya aur hickey bich ne tut gayi.......sab jaha the waha he ruk gye........ 2 aur aage aayee unme se 1 ke pass bat tha aur 1 ke pass base bat tha......woh 2no bhi tut gyee jaise hee mere sharir se lggee.... Aur 1 1 punch un dono jadd diya woh bhi bilkul kam pressur se....
2 aur aaggee aane lggee.........
Main........ Ruk jao........ Jaake phle wale ko uthaaoo....kahi ludak hee naa jayyee.........
Tabhi 1 ne bahar gate khola...... Bahar....bahut hee bheed lggii huiii thhi..........nageshwar bhi aa gya thaa....
nageshwar....... I am sorryy mr.neil.... i don't know...yeh kaise ander aa gyee........ Plss..... Give me a 1 chance.....
main....... Ok.......... No problem...... Phle bheed hatayee...... Aur humara smaan humari gaddi me bhijwa dijiye.....
Nageshwar......... Ok..... sir....... Thanku......
Tabhi waha police bhi aa gaii....... 1 policewale ne ambulance ko bulaya aur 3no ko bhijwa diya..... Aur bache 8 ko thane le gye........
Parking me aaye toh dekh humaare bodyguard behosh pde hue the......main unke pass gya pet me 1 nass ko dawaya...... Jisse unko vomit aannaa shuru huaa....... Dheere dheere unhe hosh aane lggaa
b.g 1........ Sorry sir..... Jab tak hum kuch smjh paatte tab tak hum behosh ho gye the.....
aur woh cir jhuka ke baith gya........
main....... Its ok..... Mujhe pta hai yaha pe gas bomb fainke hai....... Aage se jada carefull rhna.....
B.g 1..... Yes sir......
Fir hum apne ghar aa gye........ Jaise hee hum gate oar pahuche toh ander ka haal dekhte he reh gaye.....
Maa aur chachiya ro rahi thi...... Papa yaha se waha gusse me ghum rahe the....... Bde chacha kisi ko call kr rahe the.....chote chacha pistol me goliya daal rahe the .......
main ander jatte huee...........hey guys kya hua........ Sab itni tension me .....kya hua......
Jaise he sabne humme dekha toh....... Firrr sab bhaag kr humaare pass aayyee.....maa ne sabko apne galle se lggaa liya....... Wahi.
Papa......tum sabko bodyguard diye the toh unko bahar kyu bheja....
main....... Papa mujhe awkward lgg raha tha....toh maine bheja tha........
bde chacha......... Bhanu tumhe pata nahi hai idher kya kya huaa hai ...... Aage se bodyguards sath me rkhna....
main......... Chachu.....papa....... Aisa kab tak chalega.......agr kisi ne bodyguards ko hee kharid liya ho toh kya krege.........
chote chacha........... Bhanu abhi iska hal nahi milaa hai...... Pat jab tak issi se kaam chalana pdega......
Main.......... Kal hum clg me jayege....tab bhi yeh sab sath me honge kyaa,.....?
papa........ Tumhare pass koi sujhaav hai........
mAin.........g shayd apko bhi theek lggee ...........
papa........ Toh bolo .....
main........... Yaha se kahi aur chalte hai ........
chotechacha.......... Bhanu nahi.......aisa krna bahut mushkil hai......
main......... Chachu.......aise bhi theek nahi hai......... Main 2 din me smjh gya ........humara dushman 1 nahi hai....... bahur hai......Koi paise ka hai toh koi shaurat ke liye dushman hai...... Mera toh yeh hi suggestion hai.....baki aap sab bde hai........ Aap jo bhi sochege....... Sab theek hee hogaa......
Papa......... Pawan mere hissab se toh theek hai.......... Gaon chalte hai......... 1 month me waha sab kaam ho jaye.......... Waha se he sab operate krne ki bhi tyarri kro...
main......... Ek aur baat....
bde chacha......... Bolo bhanu......
main........yaha se show krna ki full family bahar gae hai....... Taki agar koi dhunde toh woh bahar gae hai..... Yaha India me nahi hai.......
papa.......... Haaan yeh bhi theek hai....
neil........ Bde papa par humara College.........
bde chacha.......... Beta..... Waha najdeek me hai University hai........ 40 km door hai buss......
main....theek hai.....1 party krte hai... Usme yeh bhi bol de aagge se london se operate krege......
papa.......... Its great......
Fir aise hee raat ho gae..... Dinner kiya..... Kal shaam ko partt thiii......
subh huiiiii main apne routine se 5 bje uth gya....... Ghar ki terrace par chale gyaa..... Aur waha jaake dhyaan me baith gya......
8 bje neil uper aayyaa....aur mujhe awaaz dii..... Uske aane ka abhaas mujhe ho gya tha.....
neil........ Bhai..... bde Papa neeche bula rahe hai......
Main......... Okkk..... Abhi aattaa hu..........
Fir woh neeche chale gya...... Main bhi fresh hokar aagyaa.......
Papa..........barkhudaar kal kya kya shopping ki hummee bhi btao......
Main........ Arree haan woh toh bhull hee gyee.........
Fir Main neil Vijay aur aditya bahar aayyee aur apni car se badg uthakar ander le ayyee.....
Fir barri barrii sabki kapde diya....... Jaise chote chacha aur chachi vijay aur aditya ke same the....... Bahi bde chacha chachi qur neil ke same the.....aur papa maa aur mere same the......
Tabhi 1 admi bahar se bhagta hua ander aayyaa....
Admi......... Sir sirr .......ofice......
Hum charron coffee shop me jaise he gayee.....toh hairaan ho gyee...... Cofee shop bilkul khaali thaa....... Na staff na hee koi customer.......... Hum charron order area me gye...... Waha bhi koi nahi tha..... Jaise hee wapus jane ko ghumee toh 1 admi door band kr rha tha aur uske 10 admi aur the.....
A1............. Hahaha...... Sab 1 sath......
main....... Kon ho tum....
A1....... Ae jayda shaan patti nahi.....mujhe in 3no se kaam hai.....tu jaa sakta hai......
neil.............satya....tum theek nahi kr rahe.....tumhe iska injaam pta hai......
A1 satya........... Hahahaha.....woh dekha jayega.....tumhe khtm krke main bahar chal jaunga.....naa tumhe pta chlega naa hee tumhare baap ko......hahahahaha....
Itna bol woh aage aane lggaa...... Aur yeh sunn ke mera dimaag kharab hone lggaa.....neil kisi ko call lgane lggaa.....
Satya....... Kisse call kr raha hai........apne bodyguard ko....... Hahahahah.........jan log teri body uthane aayege tab unki body bhi sath le jayege......... Hahahahaha.....
Aur itna bol usne neil ka collor pakd liya......
dddhhhahaammmmm......
Aur woh coffee shop ka mirror tod ke dur girraa.......kyu ki usse maine punch maarraa thaa.....isse dekh main yeh toh samajh gya thaa ki earth par main magic nahi kr sakta par warrior aur powerfull classes ki skills mere me hai....
Yeh dekh uske sath jo 10 bande aur the phle toh darr gye.... Par baad me pata nahi unhe kya sujha sab 1 sath aane lgge.........
main bhi kungfu style me ready tha........unke hath hockey aur bat the....... Salllo ke pass bandok bhi nahi thi...
1 ne hockey marrii defence ke liye apna hath aage kiya aur hickey bich ne tut gayi.......sab jaha the waha he ruk gye........ 2 aur aage aayee unme se 1 ke pass bat tha aur 1 ke pass base bat tha......woh 2no bhi tut gyee jaise hee mere sharir se lggee.... Aur 1 1 punch un dono jadd diya woh bhi bilkul kam pressur se....
2 aur aaggee aane lggee.........
Main........ Ruk jao........ Jaake phle wale ko uthaaoo....kahi ludak hee naa jayyee.........
Tabhi 1 ne bahar gate khola...... Bahar....bahut hee bheed lggii huiii thhi..........nageshwar bhi aa gya thaa....
nageshwar....... I am sorryy mr.neil.... i don't know...yeh kaise ander aa gyee........ Plss..... Give me a 1 chance.....
main....... Ok.......... No problem...... Phle bheed hatayee...... Aur humara smaan humari gaddi me bhijwa dijiye.....
Nageshwar......... Ok..... sir....... Thanku......
Tabhi waha police bhi aa gaii....... 1 policewale ne ambulance ko bulaya aur 3no ko bhijwa diya..... Aur bache 8 ko thane le gye........
Parking me aaye toh dekh humaare bodyguard behosh pde hue the......main unke pass gya pet me 1 nass ko dawaya...... Jisse unko vomit aannaa shuru huaa....... Dheere dheere unhe hosh aane lggaa
b.g 1........ Sorry sir..... Jab tak hum kuch smjh paatte tab tak hum behosh ho gye the.....
aur woh cir jhuka ke baith gya........
main....... Its ok..... Mujhe pta hai yaha pe gas bomb fainke hai....... Aage se jada carefull rhna.....
B.g 1..... Yes sir......
Fir hum apne ghar aa gye........ Jaise hee hum gate oar pahuche toh ander ka haal dekhte he reh gaye.....
Maa aur chachiya ro rahi thi...... Papa yaha se waha gusse me ghum rahe the....... Bde chacha kisi ko call kr rahe the.....chote chacha pistol me goliya daal rahe the .......
main ander jatte huee...........hey guys kya hua........ Sab itni tension me .....kya hua......
Jaise he sabne humme dekha toh....... Firrr sab bhaag kr humaare pass aayyee.....maa ne sabko apne galle se lggaa liya....... Wahi.
Papa......tum sabko bodyguard diye the toh unko bahar kyu bheja....
main....... Papa mujhe awkward lgg raha tha....toh maine bheja tha........
bde chacha......... Bhanu tumhe pata nahi hai idher kya kya huaa hai ...... Aage se bodyguards sath me rkhna....
main......... Chachu.....papa....... Aisa kab tak chalega.......agr kisi ne bodyguards ko hee kharid liya ho toh kya krege.........
chote chacha........... Bhanu abhi iska hal nahi milaa hai...... Pat jab tak issi se kaam chalana pdega......
Main.......... Kal hum clg me jayege....tab bhi yeh sab sath me honge kyaa,.....?
papa........ Tumhare pass koi sujhaav hai........
mAin.........g shayd apko bhi theek lggee ...........
papa........ Toh bolo .....
main........... Yaha se kahi aur chalte hai ........
chotechacha.......... Bhanu nahi.......aisa krna bahut mushkil hai......
main......... Chachu.......aise bhi theek nahi hai......... Main 2 din me smjh gya ........humara dushman 1 nahi hai....... bahur hai......Koi paise ka hai toh koi shaurat ke liye dushman hai...... Mera toh yeh hi suggestion hai.....baki aap sab bde hai........ Aap jo bhi sochege....... Sab theek hee hogaa......
Papa......... Pawan mere hissab se toh theek hai.......... Gaon chalte hai......... 1 month me waha sab kaam ho jaye.......... Waha se he sab operate krne ki bhi tyarri kro...
main......... Ek aur baat....
bde chacha......... Bolo bhanu......
main........yaha se show krna ki full family bahar gae hai....... Taki agar koi dhunde toh woh bahar gae hai..... Yaha India me nahi hai.......
papa.......... Haaan yeh bhi theek hai....
neil........ Bde papa par humara College.........
bde chacha.......... Beta..... Waha najdeek me hai University hai........ 40 km door hai buss......
main....theek hai.....1 party krte hai... Usme yeh bhi bol de aagge se london se operate krege......
papa.......... Its great......
Fir aise hee raat ho gae..... Dinner kiya..... Kal shaam ko partt thiii......
subh huiiiii main apne routine se 5 bje uth gya....... Ghar ki terrace par chale gyaa..... Aur waha jaake dhyaan me baith gya......
8 bje neil uper aayyaa....aur mujhe awaaz dii..... Uske aane ka abhaas mujhe ho gya tha.....
neil........ Bhai..... bde Papa neeche bula rahe hai......
Main......... Okkk..... Abhi aattaa hu..........
Fir woh neeche chale gya...... Main bhi fresh hokar aagyaa.......
Papa..........barkhudaar kal kya kya shopping ki hummee bhi btao......
Main........ Arree haan woh toh bhull hee gyee.........
Fir Main neil Vijay aur aditya bahar aayyee aur apni car se badg uthakar ander le ayyee.....
Fir barri barrii sabki kapde diya....... Jaise chote chacha aur chachi vijay aur aditya ke same the....... Bahi bde chacha chachi qur neil ke same the.....aur papa maa aur mere same the......
Tabhi 1 admi bahar se bhagta hua ander aayyaa....
Admi......... Sir sirr .......ofice......
