Incest Bheed me akela (abhay)

[Bilal jan]

Recap-
chota pota (mera bhai)
bhagya h wahi ye bada pota (me) durbhagya h iske karibiyo ka jiwan sakat m rahega ye sone ko bhi chuyega to patthar ban jayega or isse prem krne wale sadev dukhi hi rahige

Ye sab sunke jaha maa ki aankho m aasu aa gye wahi dadi zada pareshan ho gyi (unhe guruji pr sabse zada bharosa tha)
sabhi ko pareshan hota dekh kr dada ji ne kaha

dada- pr acharya ji ye kaise ho sakta h dono bache sath m hi to paida hue h fir ek bhagya shali or durbhagi kaise ho sakta h
guriji- kya tumhe yakin nhi ki tumhara chota pota acche bhagya ka prateek h
dada ji- nhi acharya ji me to bas paida hone ke samay or nakshatra ke hisaab se hi aapse puch raha tha
guruji- thakur sahab aap shayaad bhul rahe h dono ke paida hune me samay m 5 mint ka antar h (doctor) ne bataya tha

ab guruji ki ye baat sunkr to dada ji ki bolti hi band ho gyi or maa kaa rona or badh gya pr fir guru ji bole

Guru ji - chalo tume iska bhi permaan de hi deta hu fir sabki taraf dekhke bole tumne shayad dekha nhi abhay maa ke pait se kitna hast pust paida hua h

asal me abhay jab paida hua to 5 kg kaa tha or Arav 2.5 ka average baby waight 3.5 hota h

guruji- (maa ki taraf dekhke) putri tumhare khaan paan ko dekhte hue tumhare dono bacho ke wajan me zada se zada 1kilo (kg) ka hi farak hona chaheye tha fir bhi dono me 2.5 kilo (kg) antar h tumhare bade bete ke bure bhagya ne apna asar apne bhai pr daalna shuru bhi kr diya h
or to or ab tumhare chote bete ke prano ko bhi sankat h

ab to kisi ko kato to khun nhi wali halat thi pure ghar ki orto ne to rona pitna bhi shuru kr diya tha akhir unka bhagya shali bete ki jaan ko jo khatra tha

dadaji-(gusse me) shant sab ek dum shant kisi ki awaz nhi aani chaheye

dadaji ke gusse se waise hi fatti thi sabki sab chup ho gye

dadaji- guruji kya iska koi upay nhi h (aam tor pr dadaji guruji ko acharya ji hi bolte the bade guru ke baqt the naa pr abhi unhe guruji hi bhagwaan dikh rahe the)

guruji- upay to bahut hi saral h or sath ke sath bahut mushkil bhi balidaan dena hoga thakur sahab balidaan

dadaji - m dene ko taiyaar hu zarurat badi to m apna sab kuch lutane ko bhi taiyaar hu

guruji- aryyy thakur sahab ye paisa rupiya to sab moh maya h waise bhi ham or aap chahe to bhi balidaan nhi de sakte ye balidaan to sirf kajal bitiya hi de sakti h
ab sabki nazrin mom pr aa kr tik gyi

Kajal(mom)- ab tak itne shok milne se ro rahi thi balidaan ki baat sunkar kr sabki nazrain khud pr dekh kr hadbada gyi

mom- mujhe kya Krna hoga guruji (thoda sahme hue andaz m)

guruji- putri tume apni mamta ka balidaan dena hoga

bade chacha- matlab
guruji- matlab kajal ko ise(abhay) khud se or apne bete yani Arav(mera bhai) se alag rakhna hoga

Papa- pr guruji ayisa kaise ho sakta h ek navjaat shishu apni maa se kaise alag rah payega

guruji- rakhna hi hoga ranveer rakhna hoga kyuki iski buri kismat ka asar sirf tumhare bete pr hi nhi tumhari biwi pr bhi hua h,
bhale hi tume abhi pata naa chale pr andar se kajal beti kamzor ho chuki h

itna sab sunkr hall m shanti si cha gyi pr maa abhi bhi pareshan dikh rahi thi pr ab koi kisi pr dhiyaan hi nhi de raha tha

guruji - accha ab hame chalna chaheye kafi samay ho gya h

itna bol kr guruji bahar ki taraf jane lage or fir darwaze tak jake ruk kr bole

guruji- ranveer hamare sath aao hame tumhe kuch avashak baat batani h

Ye sunkr ghar ke kuch logo ko aas nazar aayi ki shayad guruji ab kuch upay bada de

ghar se bahar nikal kr guruji khade ho gye or unke mathe pe shikan nazar aa rahi thi

papa- hua guruji aap or bhi koi baat h kya

guruji- haa putra asal me ham waha mahilao ke samne kahne se hichak rahe the kyuki baat hi ayisi h

papa- boliye guruji kya baat h guruji - asal baat ye h putra hamare mamta ke balidaan se kahne ka tatparya (matlab) ye tha ki kajal beti
abhay ko shanpaan (brast feeding) ya (boobs se dudh pilana) nhi kra sakti or naa hi 5 saal ka hone tak abhay ko chu sakti h

papa- kyu guruji chune se kya hoga
guruji- chune se uske bhagya ka bura asar maa pr padega or kajal jab tumhare chote bete ko stanpan krayegi to uspe iska asar khaas zada padega

papa- pr 5 saal hi kyu guruji
guruji - 5 saal ka hone ke baad arav ka accha bhagya asar dikhane lagega
jisse agar koi abhay ko chuta h yaa usse pass bhi rahta h to arav ke chune bhar se abhay ke bure bhagya ka asar khatm ho jayega

ye bol kr guruji chale jate h
or papa muh latkake andar aa jate h
andar guruji ne jo jo kaha papa se sabko bataya guruji ki baatin sunke maa to behosh hi ho gyi
khair iske baad se raat tak haveli m matam ka mahol raha
nokraniyo ne khana banaya pr sabne thoda bahut kha kisi ne nhi khaya or sab apne apne kamro m chale gye

raat 12 baje

papa- kya hua kajal nind nhi aa rahi kya
maa- tume kya lagta h ranveer mujhe nind kaise aayegi btao zada jis maako uske 10 din pahle paida hue bete ko chune ki bhi ijazat naa ho use kaise nind aayegi
papa- aryy m kaha rok raha hu chulo apne bete ko
maa- woh bhi kaise kr sakti hu ek bete ko chune ki kimat 2re ki jaan jo h
mujhe nhi pata ranveer tum kya kroge pr m apne bete ko chuna chahati hu m ayise nhi rah sakti

papa ne maa Ko bahut banaya pr maa nhi mani akir kaar puri raat or subha se 2re din ki duphar tak maa ke zidd krne ki wajha se papa ko jhukna hi pada

kahte h naa mard bahar kitna bhi bada mard ho biwi ke samne haar hi jata h
akhir papa ko guruji se baat krni padi pr papa ki baat sun kr guruji gusse m aa gye or papa ko khub sunaya
ab papa ki halat dhobi ke kutte jaisi thi jo naa ghar ka naa ghat ka

ye sab hote dekh akhir dada ji ko bichme aana hi pada or guruji ko jaise taise manana pada akhir kaar guru ji ne upay bataya

guruji- dekho bacho upay to h pr woh upay zada kargar sabit nhi hoga is upay se tum apne puta sirf chu hi sakti ho use
(Ye bol kr chup ho gye)

maa - m kuch bhi krne ko taiyaar hu guruji kamse kam m apne bete ko chu to paugi naa

guruji- is upay se tum use chu to sakti ho likin sirf 30 min agar usse zada chua to uska dushprbhav kisi na kisi pr to padega hi or khas kr tumpr or Arav pr

khair uske baad guruji ne pura karai puja kya yagya tha yagya bahut bada tha

use krane ke baad

guruji- putri tume kuch or chezo kaa dhiyaan or rakhna hoga abhay ko chune ke baad tume or pariwaar ki badi mahila (dadi) ko patidin subha 3 ghante bhagwaan ki aaradhna krni hogi or dhiyaan rahe pure 3 ghante dhiyaan nhi bhatakna chaheye nhi to ho sakta h dono mahilao pr prbhav pad jaye

ye sab hone ke me lagbhag 3 se 4 din lag gye the in 3 ,4 dono m kuch hua ho naa hua ho mera wajan zarur ghat gya tha jaha pahle m 5 kg ka tha ab 3 hi din m 4 kilo kaa rah gay tha

Ab maa roz jaldi hi uthti or 30 mint mujhe gale lagaye rahti or fir nahake maa or dadi puja krte 3 ghante

ab din ayise hi bit rahe the mujhe dibbe or chachi ke dudh se pala jaa raha tha (chachi ki beti 2 saal ki thi to abhi dudh aa raha tha) chachi bhi din me ek baar mujhe dudh pila rahi thi maa ka 30min wala pyaar bhi chal raha tha

maa bhale hi mujhe goad m naa le sakti ho pr woh mujhe bhi nazro ke saamne rakhti or mujhe nokraniya khilaya krti thi ayisa nhi tha ki ghar ke log mujhe nhi khilaya krte the

kyuki Arav dada, papa, mom, dadi ka chahita tha

or chachi/chacha, ko zadarar baki bacho ka dhayan rakhna padta tha

to meri party m chote chachu, bua, or kabhi kabhi didi bhi khilaya krti thi or hamari 2nokraniya bhi (gangu tai/champa)

1 mahine meri life mast chali or fir meri badkismati ne mere darwaze pr dastak di
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to akhir ab abhay ke sath kya hone wala h comment krke zarur bataye

Awesome update

 

[Naik]

Update - 31

(Abhi tak aapne dekha ki sanjay ke sath kya kya hua ab zara waqt ko thoda piche_ le chalte hai or dekhte h ki sanjay ke pass se jane ke baad abhay ke sath kya kya hua)

To chacha ke pass se aane ke baad mene ek round jungle wale ghar par mara or fir flat par aa gya
ab mere pass karne ko kuch tha nahi or uper se subha subha vani ne mujhe jaldi jaga diya tha to lette hi mujhe nind aa gyi mujhe nahi pata ki me kab tak sota raha tha likin jab me utha to raat ho chuki thi
or mere pet me chuhe daud rahe the

mene bina time dekhe hi chabhi uthai or chal diya hotel khana khane (likin mujhe jaldi hi ahsaas ho gya ki me late ho chuka hu kyuki ****** city ki rods normal raat ke mukable zada shant thi mere time dekha to pata chala 11.30 ho rahe the

to mene car ko highway ki taraf le_liya kyuki ek dhabe hi hai jo puri raat khule rahte hai

mene ek dhabe par khana khaya or is_sab me mujhe raat 1 baj gya

ab raat ke 1 bje rods sunsan thi meri car ek ayise raste par thi jo waise hi khali rahta tha
me apni speed se chal raha tha ki tabhi mene dekha ki road par meri car se thodi dur 4 ladke jinke hath me chaku hai woh 1 ladke ko gher kar khade hai or woh ladka road par ghutno ke bal baitha hua hai

g1 - bahut bhaag liya petar bahut baag liya tujhe boss se panga lene ki kimat to chukani hi padegi

petar - apun ko to yakin_ich nahi horela boss apun ko marne ke waste 4 4 log ko bheja h

gunda 2 - kaiko iski mach mach sunne ka bidu maar ke khatm kar naa isko

Gunda 3 - maaf karna Peter par tune galat kiya apan log ko apni aukaat malum honi chaheye

or ye bol kar gunda 3 petar ki taraf badh jata h

petar - apun ko maar doge kya abe apun tum log ke sath kaam karta tha
abyy apne baad apni item kaa khiyaal kon rakhega

par lagta tha jaise petar ki baaton ka unsab par koi asar hi nahi ho raha tha
petar ko bhi kahi naa kahi pata tha ki uska waqt aa hi gya h usne bhi apni aankhain band karli

gunda_3 ne chaku nikaala or apna hath uper ki taraf utha diya taki tezi se waar kar sake

ki tabi peep peep peeep peeep

Jaise hi gundo ne apne itne pass se car ka horn suna to pahle to woh thoda dar gye likin jab unhone us car ki taraf nazar ghumai to unhone dekha

ki ek car jo unse thodi hi dur khadi h or baar baar unke unpar dipper maar rahi h
Or to or car wale ne car ke andar ki light bhi jala rakhi h jis wajha se unhe saaf saaf dikh raha tha ki us_car me sirf ek ladka baitha hua h
jo andar baith kar unhe ayise expression de raha tha jaise woh use bore kar rahe ho

g3 - ( abhay ko dekhte hue ) bhai ab kya kre isne to hame dekh liya

g1 - boss ne saaf saaf kaha tha is_kaam ko karte waqt koi bhi sabut yaa gawha mat chodna

pahle iska hi game baja

or G1 ki baat sunte hi g3 or g4 meri taraf bhagne lage
waise to mera inse kuch lena dena nahi tha par sala rasta rok ke time waste kon karta h

me - (man me ) ufffff ye duniya ek sidhe sadhe insaan ko shanti se ghar bhi nahi jane degi

Woh log meri taraf badh rahe the to me bhi car se bahar aa gya
mujhe unke irade samajh aa rahe the
or jaise hi g3 or g4 meri range me aaye

booom kaattttt

(mere pahle g4 ke muh par laat maar di
or g3 ke kuch samajhne se pahle hi uska ek hath bhi tut chuka tha)

g4 jab tak laat se sambhalta tab tak use ek zor ki laat apni chhati me lagti mahsus hui or woh dur fik gya

me - mera rasta chhod do baki tum jo kro mujhe usse matlab nahi h tum log.......

petar - sambhalkeee...

meri baat khatm hone se pahle hi petar zor se chikha or me turant hi apni jagha se hat gya or mere hatte hi us_jagha se ek chaku guzra jo ki g3 ke hath me tha

or bas mujhe uksane ke liye itna hi kafi tha
mene g3 ki gardan pakdi kaaatttt karke ghuma_di

or 2 min baad waha 4 log pade the jinme se 3 ki halat kisi pite hue kutte jaisi thi or g3 ka to batane ki zarurat hi nahi h woh
H se tha ho chuka tha

or petar muh fade ye sab dekh raha tha

Mene apna kaam khatm kiya or car ki taraf jane laga

bosss bosss apun ko bhi sath lelo - kahta hua petar sidha meri car me baith gya

me - utar

petar - kya bhai apun ko bhi sath lelo naa

Mene bina kuch kahe car chaladi asal me to petar ne bhi mujhe chaku lagne se bachaya tha

petar - bhai aap to kya lokhand (loha) mafik ho kya jabar lade bhai tum

petar - waise bhai apun ka naam petar h or aapka

me - apna muh band rakh

or iske baad petar kuch nahi bola or ham flat tak aa gye

petar - bhai kya ghar h apun log kaa ek dum mast

me - mera ghar

petar - kya bhai apun bhi to aapka hi h naa

Mene isse baat karne se accha sona samjha isliye mene pahle petar ko fasted box diya or jake apne apne room me so gya

(Petar ne apne zakhmo par patti watti ki or woh bhi wahi sofe par so gya)



(Petar ab zara iske bare me thoda bahut jaan lete h
petar ek tapori h or usse bhi zada ek maskhara jise lambi lambi fekne ka shok h iske juth or feekne ki koi sima nahi h ye itna lamba bhi fek sakta h jitna aap soch bhi nahi sakte
par dil kaa accha h
anath h baki iski or story aapko aage pata chal jayegi )


Ting tong ting tong

subha subha abhay ke flat ki ghanti baj rahi thi abhay abhi bhi ghode bech kar so raha tha

par baar baar ghanti bajne se petar ki nind khul jati h

(petar jhallate hue darwaza kholta h or samne dekhte hi uske muh me jo gali thi woh muh me hi rah jati h or badle me nikalta h)

petar - kya item subha subha kaiko pareshan kar reli h raat ko aana abhi sona h apun ko

petar ke muh se ye shabd nikle hi the ki chatakkkk karke ek thappad uske muh par padta h or ek hi thappad me mano petar ki sari nind hawa ho gyi ho

Vani - ke bola dubara bol thari khal naa taar (utar) dun
( Ji haa doston ye koi or nahi hamari pahalwan hi h jo subha subha aaj fir se padhari h )


Petar - sorry sister

vani - haa haa ab thik se par tu h kon

petar - me me me
(Petar ki hawa ek hi thappad me tight ho gyi thi or usne ayise koi kaam kiye nahi the jo batane layak ho)

vani - me me ke kre h memna se ke
hatttt pare

is sab se be khabar me mast apne bed par soya pada tha ki tabhi

cchhhhaaapppaaakkk

Karke mere muhh par pani padta h
mujhe laga ki sote hue kisi ne hamla to nahi kar_diya me nind me hi ladne ki position me aa jata hu

vani - ab ke mare se bhi kushti ladega ke

Mene dekha to mere samne vani khadi thi or uske hath me jug tha

me - pagal h kya ayise kon uthata h

vani - to ke din mesone dun tanne or raat me konsi chaukidari kre se tu jo din me sove h

me - tumhe usse kya me din me soyu yaa raat me

vani - ohhh zada tees maar Khan naa baniya kar
tanne socha bhi se ki mare balak ke kiha karige ki mayi jawan se or baba budha

mene ek nazar vani ki taraf dekha sach me ye ladki pagal h
Me vani ki taraf dekh hi raha tha ki meri nazar side me khade petar par padi jiske dono hath uske gaal par the or woh muh fade vani ko hi dekh raha tha
abhi me kuch bolta usse pahle hi

Petar - bhaaabhiiiiiiii bhabhi bhabhi apun ko maaf kardo bhabhi apun aapko ghar me aapne se roka apun aapko bhai ke kamre me bhi aane se roka

me - ( man me ) sale duniya bhar ke pagal meri zindgi me h or jo nahi h woh aaye jaa rahe h

me sar hilata hua kapde badalne chala gya

vani - bas bas ke kre se or yo bhabhi bhabhi ke laga rakha se tanne tu bhai se ke iska

Petar - nhi apun bhai ka body gurd h

vani - hahahahaha tu body guard se tu to khud ki body ne guard naa kar sakta


aaj ke liye itna hi sorry bhai log time nahi mil raha tha itne din se tum logo ko pata hi hoga ki on bhi nahi aaya me

par tnsn nhi apan cover kar lige jitna bhi late hoga

Bahot zabardast shaandar update
Lagta h Abhay ko ek dost mil gaya Peter naam ka
Yeh Vaani tow bahot badi film h Peter ko ek hi chaate m din m taare nazer aane lage
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h

 

[Naik]

Update - 31 (part 2)

abhi ham log ek park me the jaha me warm_up kar raha tha running or exercise ke liye
Hame mere flat se yaha tak aane me 15 min lage the
or in 15 min me mujhe lagne laga tha ki

hariyana or mumbai mere dono taraf h or bichme fasa hua hua bichara me

kyuki naa to mujhe aadhi baat vani ki samajh aati thi naa hi petar ki or pata nahi kaise ye dono ek dusre ki baat samajh rahe the
(Sach hi kahte h ek pagal ko dusre pagal ki baat samajhne ke liye kisi bhasha yaa boli ki zarurat nahi hoti)

Hamne running start ki 1 2 3 4 abhi hame bhagte hue 4 rounds hi hue the ki
petar - huuufffff huffff bhai bhai apun se nahi bhaga jata ab apun ka ho gya
ye bol kar petar ruk gya sala kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

ab me or vani hi bache the kal vani ke sath runnig karke me ye to samajh hi gya tha ki ye kamzor to bilkul nahi h

or hua bhi wahi vani mere sath 8 round tak tiki woh abhi or bhag sakti thi

9 round tak meri puri body pasine se bhig chuki thi mene apni t-shirt utaar kar petar ko dedi or last ke 3 lap (round) fast speed me bhagne laga

ab mera to pura dhiyaan running me hi tha isliye mujhe nahi pata chala

likin park me baithi sari hi ladkiyo ki nazar ab mujhpe thi

ladki 1 - wao kya ladka h yaar

ladki 2 - abs dekh naa 6 pack h

ladki 1 - haye iske cahre se nazar hate to kahi or dekhu naa

bhale hi me ladkiyo ki nazar se be_khabar tha par koi tha jo is_sab par bada hi dhiyaan de rahi thi thi

Or woh thi vani

vani - (man me ) dekh dekh kaise deede faad ke dekhe h or usne dekho laaj sharam sab bech khai se chore ne


vani - (dono ladkiyo ko awaz deti hui) ree kha javegi ke usne yaha thari maa khadi dekhai naa deti ke

or jee naa dekhai de to ude(udhar) aake dekhau tanne

woh ladkiya vani ki baat sun kar ghabra jati h or idhar udhar dekhne lagti h
Par abhi mere 11 chakkar hi hue the ki waha khadi aurton ke group me se ek aurat ki awaz vani ki sunai deti h

Aurat 1 - iska to auzaar bhi kamal kaa hoga

aurat 2 - haa sahi kaha kisi kacchi kali ke uper chadhega to jaan hi nikaal dega

aurat 3 - ye to agar hampar bhi cadh gya naa to nas nas dukha dega
badi hi kismat wali hogi jiski banzar zamin par ye roz pani dega

aurat 2 - aryy kya pata abhi bhi de raha ho tumhe to pata h aaj kal ke ladko ka
or agar ye nahi bhi dega to mujhe to lagta h bahut dewani hogi iski

pahle to aurto ki baat sun kar vani ka cahta sharm se laal ho gya
Likin aage unki baat sun kar vani ke dimag me kuch aaya

vani -(man me ) yaha to bas 2 din se bhagan waste aave se to yo gadar macha rakha isne

choriya to chodo lugaia bhi piche padan lagi ib (ab) ke kre
me to iske sath naa rah sakti naa 24 ghante aakhade kon javega
tabhi vani ko kuch dhiyaan aaya or usne apni nazar ghumai uski taraf ji haa petar
jo abhi bhi kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

Vani - oye tanne naam ke bataya thara

petar - bhabhi petar

vani - haa to patar je agar me thare ko koi zaruri kaam kahu to tu ke mare liye woh kaam krega

petar - bhabhi patar nahi petar
or aap bolo bas bhabhi apun jaan de dega aapke waste

vani - haa to patar patar mari baat dhiyaan se sunn or je is kaam me koi rola paya to tu manne sahi se jaanta koi naa

petar ko vani ki baat sunte hi subha wala thappad yaad aa gya

petar - aapne jitna apun ko bataya utna kafi h bhabhi apun ke liye aap bas bolo kiska game karne kaa h apun ko

vani - patar tu inke sath rahve se naa ( abhay ki taraf ishara karke)

petar - aryy bhabhi aapko bhai_ki sefty ki chinta karne ki zarurat_ich nhi h apna bhai lokhand mafik h uska koi kya krega

ccchhhaaattttaaakkkkk

or is ek ahsaas ke sath petar ki subha wali sari yaadin taza ho gyi ek baar fir vani ne use chatka diya tha

petar - aaaahhhhh bhabhi ab kaiko mare tum apunko

vani - jab tak mari baat puri naa ho bich me boliye naa ib

vani - ab dhiyaan te sun yo kide jave h kiste baat kre se or kitni chori te iska nain mattaka chale h agar yo sari khabar agar tu manne naa dega to patar_patar me maa kasam kha ke kahu su thare te
jiwan me tu kabhi patar patar naa kar pavega

petar - par bhabhi bhai apun ko hamesha thodi naa sath rakhega

vani - kyu tu to bodyguard se naa or woh to sath hi rahve se

petar - bhabhi baat asal me ye h ki.......(uske baad petar apni puri kahani vani ko batata h )

vani - hmm koi naa me jo kahu woh kar woh rakh lega sath tanne par mari baat

petar - aapka kaam ho jayega bhabhi

Chale yaa tum dono or baatin karne wale ho _abhay ne aate hue kaha

khair uske baad ham log park se bahar jane lage ki_ suno

me - hmmm

vani - manne kuch kahna se thare ko

me - fir se koi dailog marne wali ho kya

vani - naa ji woh manne kahna tha ki me jaa rahi su

me - hmm kal milte h or me kalse alarm laga kar souga

vani - naa ji me ab 2 3 din naa aa saku mari kishti se bengluru me to mare ko jana padega

Vani 3 din ke liye jaa rahi thi ye sun kar ek pal ke liye to mujhe bura laga likin fir socha (chalo chain se sone milega)

me - ok koi......

abbi meri baat puri hoti ki vani ne aage badh kar mujhe lage se laga liya or ye mere liye shoking tha

vani - ( mere kaan me ) suno ji manne yaad avegi thari

Me is_waqt vani ki baahon me tha yaa sach kahu to zindgi me shayaad pahli baar mujhe kisi ne gale lagaya hua tha
or kahi naa kahi mere liye ye moment emotional tha

vani - suno ji

me - ( be_khayali me) hmm

Vani - mari ek baat manoge is_petar ne apne sath rakhlo chora sahi se

me - ( shok me) ok

vani - (mujhse alag hoti hui) chal ib zada chupakne ki zarurat ko na mare sath
or is patar patar ne apne sath hi rakhna

vani ( dhamkate hue ) or je tanne isne apne sath naa rakha or mare ko pata chali to fir agli kushti mari thare sath hi hogi


ye bol kar woh chali gyi

Me - ( hosh me aate hue) aaaaaaahhhhhhhh sale sab pagal log


Uske baad me or petar ghar ki taraf chal diye or ab waqt tha office jane ka...

jaha mujhe nahi pata tha ki mera kya intzaar kar raha h
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Aaj ke liye itna hi bhai log or sorry thoda busy hu aaj kal isi liye naa ke sirf update slow ho gye h balki kahani bhi slow chalani pad rahi h par fikr mat kro

mere free hone tak kahani me kuch bada aane wala h

Vaani Peter (patar) ko Abhay per nazer rakhne ko keh dia
Apna hero tow kho hi gaya sirf gale lagne se sudh budh sab kho di
Baherhal dekhte h office m kon intezar ker raha h
Shaandar mazedaar update

 

[Dirty banda]

Update thik tha lekin chota tha ismai sirf morning ka running hi hua... Khair free kab hoge wo to bata do ya bich2 mai yaha msg dalte raho

Thoda free hone do thoda mahool banne do zada nhi 6 8 ghante hi bahut h

 

[Rajdeepchatha]

Amazing update

 

[Wolverine123]

Patar patar na kare tu ...........
Time pe update deve ya Vani ko batavu.....

 

[Xabhi]

Update - 31 (part 2)

abhi ham log ek park me the jaha me warm_up kar raha tha running or exercise ke liye
Hame mere flat se yaha tak aane me 15 min lage the
or in 15 min me mujhe lagne laga tha ki

hariyana or mumbai mere dono taraf h or bichme fasa hua hua bichara me

kyuki naa to mujhe aadhi baat vani ki samajh aati thi naa hi petar ki or pata nahi kaise ye dono ek dusre ki baat samajh rahe the
(Sach hi kahte h ek pagal ko dusre pagal ki baat samajhne ke liye kisi bhasha yaa boli ki zarurat nahi hoti)

Hamne running start ki 1 2 3 4 abhi hame bhagte hue 4 rounds hi hue the ki
petar - huuufffff huffff bhai bhai apun se nahi bhaga jata ab apun ka ho gya
ye bol kar petar ruk gya sala kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

ab me or vani hi bache the kal vani ke sath runnig karke me ye to samajh hi gya tha ki ye kamzor to bilkul nahi h

or hua bhi wahi vani mere sath 8 round tak tiki woh abhi or bhag sakti thi

9 round tak meri puri body pasine se bhig chuki thi mene apni t-shirt utaar kar petar ko dedi or last ke 3 lap (round) fast speed me bhagne laga

ab mera to pura dhiyaan running me hi tha isliye mujhe nahi pata chala

likin park me baithi sari hi ladkiyo ki nazar ab mujhpe thi

ladki 1 - wao kya ladka h yaar

ladki 2 - abs dekh naa 6 pack h

ladki 1 - haye iske cahre se nazar hate to kahi or dekhu naa

bhale hi me ladkiyo ki nazar se be_khabar tha par koi tha jo is_sab par bada hi dhiyaan de rahi thi thi

Or woh thi vani

vani - (man me ) dekh dekh kaise deede faad ke dekhe h or usne dekho laaj sharam sab bech khai se chore ne


vani - (dono ladkiyo ko awaz deti hui) ree kha javegi ke usne yaha thari maa khadi dekhai naa deti ke

or jee naa dekhai de to ude(udhar) aake dekhau tanne

woh ladkiya vani ki baat sun kar ghabra jati h or idhar udhar dekhne lagti h
Par abhi mere 11 chakkar hi hue the ki waha khadi aurton ke group me se ek aurat ki awaz vani ki sunai deti h

Aurat 1 - iska to auzaar bhi kamal kaa hoga

aurat 2 - haa sahi kaha kisi kacchi kali ke uper chadhega to jaan hi nikaal dega

aurat 3 - ye to agar hampar bhi cadh gya naa to nas nas dukha dega
badi hi kismat wali hogi jiski banzar zamin par ye roz pani dega

aurat 2 - aryy kya pata abhi bhi de raha ho tumhe to pata h aaj kal ke ladko ka
or agar ye nahi bhi dega to mujhe to lagta h bahut dewani hogi iski

pahle to aurto ki baat sun kar vani ka cahta sharm se laal ho gya
Likin aage unki baat sun kar vani ke dimag me kuch aaya

vani -(man me ) yaha to bas 2 din se bhagan waste aave se to yo gadar macha rakha isne

choriya to chodo lugaia bhi piche padan lagi ib (ab) ke kre
me to iske sath naa rah sakti naa 24 ghante aakhade kon javega
tabhi vani ko kuch dhiyaan aaya or usne apni nazar ghumai uski taraf ji haa petar
jo abhi bhi kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

Vani - oye tanne naam ke bataya thara

petar - bhabhi petar

vani - haa to patar je agar me thare ko koi zaruri kaam kahu to tu ke mare liye woh kaam krega

petar - bhabhi patar nahi petar
or aap bolo bas bhabhi apun jaan de dega aapke waste

vani - haa to patar patar mari baat dhiyaan se sunn or je is kaam me koi rola paya to tu manne sahi se jaanta koi naa

petar ko vani ki baat sunte hi subha wala thappad yaad aa gya

petar - aapne jitna apun ko bataya utna kafi h bhabhi apun ke liye aap bas bolo kiska game karne kaa h apun ko

vani - patar tu inke sath rahve se naa ( abhay ki taraf ishara karke)

petar - aryy bhabhi aapko bhai_ki sefty ki chinta karne ki zarurat_ich nhi h apna bhai lokhand mafik h uska koi kya krega

ccchhhaaattttaaakkkkk

or is ek ahsaas ke sath petar ki subha wali sari yaadin taza ho gyi ek baar fir vani ne use chatka diya tha

petar - aaaahhhhh bhabhi ab kaiko mare tum apunko

vani - jab tak mari baat puri naa ho bich me boliye naa ib

vani - ab dhiyaan te sun yo kide jave h kiste baat kre se or kitni chori te iska nain mattaka chale h agar yo sari khabar agar tu manne naa dega to patar_patar me maa kasam kha ke kahu su thare te
jiwan me tu kabhi patar patar naa kar pavega

petar - par bhabhi bhai apun ko hamesha thodi naa sath rakhega

vani - kyu tu to bodyguard se naa or woh to sath hi rahve se

petar - bhabhi baat asal me ye h ki.......(uske baad petar apni puri kahani vani ko batata h )

vani - hmm koi naa me jo kahu woh kar woh rakh lega sath tanne par mari baat

petar - aapka kaam ho jayega bhabhi

Chale yaa tum dono or baatin karne wale ho _abhay ne aate hue kaha

khair uske baad ham log park se bahar jane lage ki_ suno

me - hmmm

vani - manne kuch kahna se thare ko

me - fir se koi dailog marne wali ho kya

vani - naa ji woh manne kahna tha ki me jaa rahi su

me - hmm kal milte h or me kalse alarm laga kar souga

vani - naa ji me ab 2 3 din naa aa saku mari kishti se bengluru me to mare ko jana padega

Vani 3 din ke liye jaa rahi thi ye sun kar ek pal ke liye to mujhe bura laga likin fir socha (chalo chain se sone milega)

me - ok koi......

abbi meri baat puri hoti ki vani ne aage badh kar mujhe lage se laga liya or ye mere liye shoking tha

vani - ( mere kaan me ) suno ji manne yaad avegi thari

Me is_waqt vani ki baahon me tha yaa sach kahu to zindgi me shayaad pahli baar mujhe kisi ne gale lagaya hua tha
or kahi naa kahi mere liye ye moment emotional tha

vani - suno ji

me - ( be_khayali me) hmm

Vani - mari ek baat manoge is_petar ne apne sath rakhlo chora sahi se

me - ( shok me) ok

vani - (mujhse alag hoti hui) chal ib zada chupakne ki zarurat ko na mare sath
or is patar patar ne apne sath hi rakhna

vani ( dhamkate hue ) or je tanne isne apne sath naa rakha or mare ko pata chali to fir agli kushti mari thare sath hi hogi


ye bol kar woh chali gyi

Me - ( hosh me aate hue) aaaaaaahhhhhhhh sale sab pagal log


Uske baad me or petar ghar ki taraf chal diye or ab waqt tha office jane ka...

jaha mujhe nahi pata tha ki mera kya intzaar kar raha h
.
.
.
.
Aaj ke liye itna hi bhai log or sorry thoda busy hu aaj kal isi liye naa ke sirf update slow ho gye h balki kahani bhi slow chalani pad rahi h par fikr mat kro

mere free hone tak kahani me kuch bada aane wala h

To Peter ko vani ne jasusi karne ka kaam diya hai or uske chalte ek baar fir se thappad khana pada, Peter ka naam bhi badal diya patar ho gya ab...

Ye ladkiyo or mahilao ke comment Sunkr vani ne jo reaction diye hai Vo Kamaal ke darsaye hai aapne bhai padh kr anand aa gya...

Abhi ke 11 chakkar or vani ke 8 Vahi Peter ne 4 hi lga paye, Chalo Badhiya hai Abhi apna time badha rha hai dhire dhire...

Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast

 

[Arvind Sharma]

nice1

 

[mass8787]

Bohut sunder update the lakin bhai itnay lumbay lumbay gape naa deya karoo update may

 

[andyking302]

Update - 31 (part 2)

abhi ham log ek park me the jaha me warm_up kar raha tha running or exercise ke liye
Hame mere flat se yaha tak aane me 15 min lage the
or in 15 min me mujhe lagne laga tha ki

hariyana or mumbai mere dono taraf h or bichme fasa hua hua bichara me

kyuki naa to mujhe aadhi baat vani ki samajh aati thi naa hi petar ki or pata nahi kaise ye dono ek dusre ki baat samajh rahe the
(Sach hi kahte h ek pagal ko dusre pagal ki baat samajhne ke liye kisi bhasha yaa boli ki zarurat nahi hoti)

Hamne running start ki 1 2 3 4 abhi hame bhagte hue 4 rounds hi hue the ki
petar - huuufffff huffff bhai bhai apun se nahi bhaga jata ab apun ka ho gya
ye bol kar petar ruk gya sala kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

ab me or vani hi bache the kal vani ke sath runnig karke me ye to samajh hi gya tha ki ye kamzor to bilkul nahi h

or hua bhi wahi vani mere sath 8 round tak tiki woh abhi or bhag sakti thi

9 round tak meri puri body pasine se bhig chuki thi mene apni t-shirt utaar kar petar ko dedi or last ke 3 lap (round) fast speed me bhagne laga

ab mera to pura dhiyaan running me hi tha isliye mujhe nahi pata chala

likin park me baithi sari hi ladkiyo ki nazar ab mujhpe thi

ladki 1 - wao kya ladka h yaar

ladki 2 - abs dekh naa 6 pack h

ladki 1 - haye iske cahre se nazar hate to kahi or dekhu naa

bhale hi me ladkiyo ki nazar se be_khabar tha par koi tha jo is_sab par bada hi dhiyaan de rahi thi thi

Or woh thi vani

vani - (man me ) dekh dekh kaise deede faad ke dekhe h or usne dekho laaj sharam sab bech khai se chore ne


vani - (dono ladkiyo ko awaz deti hui) ree kha javegi ke usne yaha thari maa khadi dekhai naa deti ke

or jee naa dekhai de to ude(udhar) aake dekhau tanne

woh ladkiya vani ki baat sun kar ghabra jati h or idhar udhar dekhne lagti h
Par abhi mere 11 chakkar hi hue the ki waha khadi aurton ke group me se ek aurat ki awaz vani ki sunai deti h

Aurat 1 - iska to auzaar bhi kamal kaa hoga

aurat 2 - haa sahi kaha kisi kacchi kali ke uper chadhega to jaan hi nikaal dega

aurat 3 - ye to agar hampar bhi cadh gya naa to nas nas dukha dega
badi hi kismat wali hogi jiski banzar zamin par ye roz pani dega

aurat 2 - aryy kya pata abhi bhi de raha ho tumhe to pata h aaj kal ke ladko ka
or agar ye nahi bhi dega to mujhe to lagta h bahut dewani hogi iski

pahle to aurto ki baat sun kar vani ka cahta sharm se laal ho gya
Likin aage unki baat sun kar vani ke dimag me kuch aaya

vani -(man me ) yaha to bas 2 din se bhagan waste aave se to yo gadar macha rakha isne

choriya to chodo lugaia bhi piche padan lagi ib (ab) ke kre
me to iske sath naa rah sakti naa 24 ghante aakhade kon javega
tabhi vani ko kuch dhiyaan aaya or usne apni nazar ghumai uski taraf ji haa petar
jo abhi bhi kutte ki tarha haaf raha tha

Vani - oye tanne naam ke bataya thara

petar - bhabhi petar

vani - haa to patar je agar me thare ko koi zaruri kaam kahu to tu ke mare liye woh kaam krega

petar - bhabhi patar nahi petar
or aap bolo bas bhabhi apun jaan de dega aapke waste

vani - haa to patar patar mari baat dhiyaan se sunn or je is kaam me koi rola paya to tu manne sahi se jaanta koi naa

petar ko vani ki baat sunte hi subha wala thappad yaad aa gya

petar - aapne jitna apun ko bataya utna kafi h bhabhi apun ke liye aap bas bolo kiska game karne kaa h apun ko

vani - patar tu inke sath rahve se naa ( abhay ki taraf ishara karke)

petar - aryy bhabhi aapko bhai_ki sefty ki chinta karne ki zarurat_ich nhi h apna bhai lokhand mafik h uska koi kya krega

ccchhhaaattttaaakkkkk

or is ek ahsaas ke sath petar ki subha wali sari yaadin taza ho gyi ek baar fir vani ne use chatka diya tha

petar - aaaahhhhh bhabhi ab kaiko mare tum apunko

vani - jab tak mari baat puri naa ho bich me boliye naa ib

vani - ab dhiyaan te sun yo kide jave h kiste baat kre se or kitni chori te iska nain mattaka chale h agar yo sari khabar agar tu manne naa dega to patar_patar me maa kasam kha ke kahu su thare te
jiwan me tu kabhi patar patar naa kar pavega

petar - par bhabhi bhai apun ko hamesha thodi naa sath rakhega

vani - kyu tu to bodyguard se naa or woh to sath hi rahve se

petar - bhabhi baat asal me ye h ki.......(uske baad petar apni puri kahani vani ko batata h )

vani - hmm koi naa me jo kahu woh kar woh rakh lega sath tanne par mari baat

petar - aapka kaam ho jayega bhabhi

Chale yaa tum dono or baatin karne wale ho _abhay ne aate hue kaha

khair uske baad ham log park se bahar jane lage ki_ suno

me - hmmm

vani - manne kuch kahna se thare ko

me - fir se koi dailog marne wali ho kya

vani - naa ji woh manne kahna tha ki me jaa rahi su

me - hmm kal milte h or me kalse alarm laga kar souga

vani - naa ji me ab 2 3 din naa aa saku mari kishti se bengluru me to mare ko jana padega

Vani 3 din ke liye jaa rahi thi ye sun kar ek pal ke liye to mujhe bura laga likin fir socha (chalo chain se sone milega)

me - ok koi......

abbi meri baat puri hoti ki vani ne aage badh kar mujhe lage se laga liya or ye mere liye shoking tha

vani - ( mere kaan me ) suno ji manne yaad avegi thari

Me is_waqt vani ki baahon me tha yaa sach kahu to zindgi me shayaad pahli baar mujhe kisi ne gale lagaya hua tha
or kahi naa kahi mere liye ye moment emotional tha

vani - suno ji

me - ( be_khayali me) hmm

Vani - mari ek baat manoge is_petar ne apne sath rakhlo chora sahi se

me - ( shok me) ok

vani - (mujhse alag hoti hui) chal ib zada chupakne ki zarurat ko na mare sath
or is patar patar ne apne sath hi rakhna

vani ( dhamkate hue ) or je tanne isne apne sath naa rakha or mare ko pata chali to fir agli kushti mari thare sath hi hogi


ye bol kar woh chali gyi

Me - ( hosh me aate hue) aaaaaaahhhhhhhh sale sab pagal log


Uske baad me or petar ghar ki taraf chal diye or ab waqt tha office jane ka...

jaha mujhe nahi pata tha ki mera kya intzaar kar raha h
.
.
.
.
Aaj ke liye itna hi bhai log or sorry thoda busy hu aaj kal isi liye naa ke sirf update slow ho gye h balki kahani bhi slow chalani pad rahi h par fikr mat kro

mere free hone tak kahani me kuch bada aane wala h

Fabulous excellent update

Ye vani to bohot hi tej nikli yar aise jappi degi to apna londa hng hi hoga na.

Our usmey khud ka kam nikalna ye badiya atta hey ldkiyo ko, aisa hi isne kiya..

Ab Peter Abhi के sath jpayega kya har har jagh ye dekhna padega..