Update: -
Pari ko karne do jo karna hai or main jo karunga vo main karunga...Bus mujhe pata rahega ki Pari kya kar rahi hai or Pari ko kuch pata nhi hoga ki main kya kar raha hu..
Time 8:30 pm
Main nase me soch raha tha...ki mood hai aaj saas se baat karta hu or aaj maine meri saas ko whatsapp msg kiya..
Main: - hii mom, kya kar rahi hai aap.
But unhone msg read nhi kiya sayad busy ho..
Phir maine Pari ka whatsapp open kiya to waha Pari Hemu se baat kar rahi thi..
Pari: - hii paglu
Hemu: - kaha busy rahti ho mere liye thoda sa bhi time nhi hai kya
Pari: - are ghar par busy thi saas ke sath ghar ka kam tha.
Hemu:- rahne do tumhare pass koi na koi bahana to rahta hi hai..Ab bhi ku msg kiya, kar lo or bhut kam hoga.
Pari: - OMG itna gussa, acha sorry mere paglu ab kar rahi hu naa baat...Naraaz mat ho. Sorry bola na maine.
Hemu: - bhut bada ahsaan kar diya msg kar ke, pahle to bol rahi thi na ki tere jija nhi honge to free rahungi,
Pari: - sorry bola naa sach me time nhi mila..Ab naraaz mat ho.
Hemu: - nhi naraz nhi ho raha main..But ye jo tum mujhe time nhi de rahi ho naa iska badla lunga sab, bus ek bar delhi aa jao..
Pari: - acha kya krega aisa..
Hemu: - vo to time aane par pata chalega.
Pari: - ohhh mera paglu gussa hai mujhse...
Hemu: - tumhe koi farak nhi padta mere gussa hone se..
Pari: - aisa nhi hai babu..Sach me busy thi..Delhi aane ki tyari kar rahi thi naa to bhut kam tha..
Hemu: - ok
Pari: - ok, ye kya hai....Lagta hai mere babu ka mood mujhe hi thik karna hoga..
Pari: -
Hemu: - hmm, nice
Pari:- bus nice, lagta hai mere babu ko pasand nhi aai..Ache se manana hoga..
Pari: -
Hemu: -
so hot n sexy my baby...I love u
Pari: -
maan gaya mera paglu..dheku to main gussa hai kya abhi bhi..
Hemu: -
Pari: - nice nangu pangu
Hemu: - bus nice hi..Or nangu nhi hu jaise tumne di pic vaise maine di..
Pari: -
hot sexy boy... nice body.
Hemu: -
thanx baby..Vaise or kuch bhi dhekhna hai kya.. tum bolo to isko bhi utar sakta hu main..
Pari: - nhi ji abhi koi jarurat nhi...Aise jada acha lag raha hai
Hemu: - to tum utar do mujhe dekhna hai...
Pari:- kya
Hemu: - ki bina in kapdo ke tum kitni hot sexy ho.
Pari: - ab maar khayega tu mujhse
Hemu: - kya baby...Plz
Pari:- bahan hu teri..Or koi bahan ke sath ye sab karta hai kya..
Hemu: - jada bano mat bahan ji..Koi baat nhi delhi aa jao phir to main dhek lunga sab.
Pari: - acha chalo dhekte hai..
Hemu: - dhek lena..Sab badla lunga tadpa lo jitna tadpana hai..
Pari: - ok thik hai byee ab dinner kar lu main mere saas sasur bol rahe hai..Ok byee
Hemu: - ok byee baby
Tabhi mere pass meri saas ka phone aaya..
Saas: - hello beta ji, sorry kuch kam kar rahi thi..To msg dhekha nhi.
Main: - ok no problem mom.
Saas: - dinner kar liya kya aapne
Main: - nhi abhi nhi..Abhi ek do peg le kar relax kar raha hu..
Saas: - ohh, akele akele.
Main: - aap aa jao..
Saas: - aap lekar Hi nhi gaye mujhe.
Main: - agar aapko bolta to kya aap aa jati.
Saas: - ku..bolte to jarur chalti
Main: - koi nhi mom next time.
Saas: - ok my dear son.
Main: - or kya kar rahi hai aap.
Saas: - kuch nhi tumhare daddy ka wait kar rahi hu..But ab lagta hai jab tak vo nhi aate tab tak mere bete ke sath ek do peg hi le lu..
Main: - good idea mom..Dur hai to kya hua baate hogi to sath me party jaisa hi feel hoga.
Saas: - yes wait main bhi bana leti hu peg.
Main: - ok mom
Saas: - I'm ready bana liya peg..cheers
Main: - aise cheers nhi hoga..Photo bhejo aap..
Saas: - ok beta.
Saas: - cheers beta
(whatsapp par pic bheji)
Main: - cheers mom
(maine bhi whatsapp par pic bhej di)
Phir continue baat karne lage phone par..
Saas: - I'm happy
Main: - why..Mom
Saas: - mere bete ne mujhse sharmana jo chod diya hai..Good, Avi beta tum aise hi raha karo.
Main: - ab apni mom se kaisa sharmana.
Saas: - yes my boy.
Main: - mom ek baat bolu
Saas: - yes beta bolo
Main: - aap bhut beautiful ho, aap modeling me hoti to aaj ek top model hoti.
Saas: - hahaha bus bus itni bhi beautiful nhi hu main..Tum kuch jada hi tariff kar rahe ho..
Main: - sach me mom aap ka dressing sence kamal ka hai..Aap jo bhi pahanti ho vo aap par mast lagta hai.
Saas: - hahahahaha..Mast? Mera beta bhi to mast hai.. smart, handsome, good-looking.
Main: - thanks mom but main itna bhi smart nhi hu.
Saas: - nhi beta tum ho, Pari bhi tumhare sath bhut khus hai..Itna pyar karti hai tumse..main to bhut khus hu, jo mujhe tum jaisa beta mila, damad ke roop me.
Main: - (apne maan me sochte hue..Pari to sabse hi bhut pyar karti hai) thanks mom main bhi bhut lucky hu jo aap jaisi mom mili..Vaise Pari hai hi itni achi..Sabse ghul mil jati hai..Acha nature hai..
Saas: - haa..beta thodi chanchal hai vo or frndly nature raha hai uska phle se hi..
Main: - yes mom..
Saas: - beta ji mera peg khatam.
Main: - itni jaldi..Katam kar diya.
Saas: - first wala jaldi hi hota hai..Beta ji
Main: - hmm sahi kaha aapne first wala jaldi hi hota hai....ek peg or bana lo abhi to daddy ko aapne me time hoga.
Saas:- haa beta bana rahi hu do peg to hone hi chahiye..
Main: - yes mom..
Saas: - but beta ji ye limit me hi liya karo jada thik nhi hoti or daily bhi nhi okk.
Main: - mom ye aap bol rahi, us din party ke baad aap khud limit se bhar ho gai thi.. aapko jada chad gai thi naa.
Saas: - haa beta us din jada ho gai thi...Kabhi kabhi ho bhi jati hai.
Main: - haa or aapko bhut muskil se main bed par sula kar aaya tha.
Saas: - hmm thanks us din ke liye tum ne mujhe bed tak pahucha diya..Mujhe to bilkul hoos nhi tha..
Main: - haa aapko jada ho gai thi, aapko to apni dress ka bhi dhyan nhi tha..Bar bar idhar udhar late rahi thi aap.
Saas: - ohhhh, or dress ka kya dhyan nhi tha mtlab.
Main: - yahi ki aap nase me vahi sofe par late gai thi..Or aapki dress bar bar uper ho rahi thi..Pata hai aapko.
Saas: - nhi mujhe nhi pata or dress uper ho rahi thi matlab.
Main: - matlab jab main aapko uthane aaya to aapki dress aapki jaangh tak simat gai thi..Phir maine aapki dress thik ki or aapko utha kar ander room me le jane laga to aap phir se sofe par late gai or aapki dress kamar tak uth gai thi..Or aapki penty saaf dhik rahi thi...(ye sab main nase ke josh me aakar ek sath bol gaya)
Saas: - OMG, sorry beta ji maine ye sab darama kiya aapke samne..Mujhe sach me koi hoos nhi tha.
Main: - aap ku sorry bol rahi hai..Sirf main hi tha waha..Or chalta hai itna sab mom..(mom ko ab aise hi fasane ko mood tha mera ye sahi chal mil gai thi mujhe, ab mujhe kuch extra jod kar bolna hoga).
Saas: - ye sab Pari ke dad ki galti se hua..Vo hamesha is cheej ka dhyan rahte hai ki main jada naa pi lu but aaj kal vo koi dhyan hi nhi dete hai apni hi masti me rahte hai...
Main: - (maan me sochte hue...Aaj kal bo apni beti par dhyan dene lag gaye) it's ok mom chalta hai koi nhi.. vaise maine to aapke sath Party bhut enjoy ki.
Saas: - badmaash ban gaye ho aap..
Main: - kya karu ye to aapki kiss ka side effect hai.
Saas: - meri kiss?
Main: - haa ku aapko ye bhi yaad nhi.
Saas: - sach me beta mujhe kuch yaad nhi..Or kya kya kiya tha maine..
Main: - jada kuch nhi main aapki dress thik kar ke aapKo aapke bedroom me le gaya tha..jaha ek side daddy ji so rahe the..or jab main aapko sulane laga to aap ek dam se gir gai bed par or apne mujhe hug kar liya tha or tab bhi aapki dress uper ho hai thi..Or mujhe hug kar ke kiss kiya tha mujhe..(thoda apne se add karke maine moke ka fayada uthaya)
Saas: - ohh or kaha kiya tha kiss..
Main: - hahahahaha
Saas: - bata naa plz
Main: - nase me kiya tha ek gaal par or phir dusre gaal par kar rahi thi to lips par ho gaya tha..
Saas: - OMG..Sorry beta ji main pagal hu..Mujhe jada pini hi nhi chahiye thi..
Main: - aap sorry ku bol rahi..Maine to enjoy kiya tha.. Hahaha
Saas: - badmash main to nase me thi but tumhe to hoos tha..
Main: - hoos me tha tabhi to or kuch nhi hua..Nhi yo sayad main bhi bhut ache se reply karta.
Saas: - chup karo ek dam se besharam ho gaye ho aap..
Main: - sach me mom aap us time bhut beautiful lag rahi thi..Mujhe to aapko dhek kar hi nasa ho raha tha.
Saas: - ab chup karoge.. apni mom se ab ye bate karoge aap..
Main: - mom or damad me itna to chalta hai naa
Saas: - hmmm
Main: - to phir kab de rahi ho mom aise hi party..
Saas: - ab party tum or Pari dena delhi flat par ship ho kar..
Main: - ok done hai mom party me dunga..But aapko phir se talli hona hoga.
Saas: - acha bachu ab main tumhare samne kabhi jada nhi pine wali..
Main: - kya mom phir kya maza aayega party me
Saas: - maza aayega naa..Abki baar tumhe talli karungi..
Main: - main to ready hu talli hone ko but phir aap apni soch lena..
Saas: - mujhe kya sochna hai..
Main: - ku badla le sakta hu main..Aapne to mujhe kiss hi kiya tha maine jada pi li to kuch bhi ho sakta hai..
Saas: - acha ji vo to time batayega mujhe to lagata hai aapko abhi hi Chad gai hai..Tabhi itna baate ki aaj mujhse..Is se phle to kabhi nhi ki.
Main: - ye to aapki kiss ka asar hai jo seen soch soch kar jada hi nasa ho raha hai mujhe..
Saas: - ab bus bhi karo ho jati hai galti nase me
Main: - to phir kab kar rahi hai aap ye galti dobara..
Saas: - kabhi nhi..ab dhyan rahkungi
Main: - aisa ku bol rahi hai..
Saas: - Pari ko pata hai ye
Main: - nhi mom maine kisi ko nhi bataya.
Saas: - yes, or batana bhi mat nhi to sab mera majak banayenge ..
Main: - ek shart par aisi hi party ek baar phir
Saas: - haa baba karenge party bus..
Main: - thanks beautiful lady
Saas: - ohh ab tumhe sach me chad gai hai..Dinner kar lo beta
Main: - thoda nasa to aapka hi hai mujhe..
Saas: - ohh sorry beta baad me baat karungi tumhare daddy aa gaye..Ok bye apna khyal rakhna.
Main: - ok mom bye
Call ended or ab maine dinner ka order kar diya room me hi..Mujhe thoda nasa tha jada nhi....
Saas ke sath bate karte hue mera lund khada ho chuka tha jisko maine badbadate hue sahlaya.. hhyee mom teri to main baja kar rahunga..