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Bhai mai week me 3 update de hi deta hu .... isse jyada to ni kr paunga bhai
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Update -07
Abtak aapne padha ki humlog drinks k liye ek jagah gye jahan Anna aur Rose baat karane jate hain aur mai Eve ke saath.
Ab aage…
Main andar gaya. Wahan ek sidhi(stairs) Jo dekhne me wooden thi jisase hoker chhat par Jaya ja skta tha usi ke bagal me Eve mera wait kr rhi thi….
Oh, sala mai phir se ye batana bhul gya ki Eve kaisi dikhti hai chlo ab bta deta hu. She is really hot and a badass chick . Usane ek tight blue colour ka top pahana hua tha jo ki sirf usake boobs ko Cover kar raha tha. Top deep neck ka tha jisme khazane ki jhalak saaf saaf dikh raha tha.
Aur usane blue Denim shorts bhi pehna tha bhai jo ki muskil se uski Gandiya ko dhak rha tha, aur hair chhote chhote joki golden colour ke the upper se red lipstick
Kul milakar bhai wo ek tomboy wo bhi sexy wali . Aur sbse jaanlewa to bhai uske Chuchiyan, mtlb apni Rose darling second position per aa gyi, aur ye tattoo ki kchh jyada hi shaukin lg rhi thi kyuki usne puri body per bnwa rkhe the
Yahan tk ki uski left wali chuchi per ek rose(gulab) ki tattoo thi. Uske hath pair pet sb jagah kch n kch bna tha.
Eve: yahaan oopar hu, aao jao!
Main: ham kahaan ja rahe hain?
Eve: Rose aur Anna ko akele mein kchh time chahiye, to ham de rahe hain haha..
Main: yah kaun si jagah hai?
Eve: ye abandoned hai , iska owner yahan khud ki dream house bnane wala tha but bich me hi chhod diya. Mujhe yhi pta hai
Ham chhat par gye, chhat puri tarah khula tha
Eve: kitni achhi jagah hain na? Achha hi hua jo nhi bna ni to hm yahan kabhi nahin aa pate!
Main: haan, ye baat shi kha tumne ye sch me dream house wali jagah hi hai.
Eve: chalo, humlog bhi kchh baat krte hain!
Main: kya?
Eve: haan, Idher aao phle dur kyu ho?
Is waqt humlog ghr ke sbse uper the jahan charo or se hamen dekhne wala koi na tha.
Main usake kareeb gaya.
Main: to tum mujhse kya baat Krna chahti ho?
Eve: main Abigail ki taraf se maafee mangti hu, use Aisa ni Krna chahiye tha. Wo kbhi kbhi had hi kr deti h aur use gussa bht jldi aa jata h.
Main: dekho gussa ek nature hai jo sbko aata hai lekin iska ye mtlb nhi ki bina kisi baat ke kisi se bhi jhagdne lg pdo aur kapde faad dalo.
Eve: I know, meri usase baat Hui thi is baare me wo sirf use drana chahti thi kapde fadne ka koi irada nahi tha lekin chhina jhapti me kapade pakad lie aur baki to jante hi ho.
Main: tum achhi ldki ho aur tumhara isase koi lena dena ni phir bhi maafi mang rahi lekin jo bhi ho Abigail ko Rose se mafi mangi chahiye na ki tumhe.
Eve: kaash,lekin wo aisa ni kregi. U know wo yahan aana ni chahti thi lekin mom dad ne use jabardasti yahan bheja jisase wo bht gussa hai aur sb per bhadash nikal rhi. Mai use achha bnane ko koi bahana ni bta rhi but jo sch hai wo hai.
Main:tum gussa nhi ho? I mean jabardasti yahan?
Eve: Naa! Mai gussa kyu houngi mere liye to ye swarg hai.hahaha!
Main: hmm..mujhe bhi yahan aana achha lga actually aane se phle mai bhi gussa tha but ab shi h!
Eve: isake alaava. Main tumse kuchh aur baat karana Chahti thi.
Main: Kaisi baat?
Eve: tum yahaan kitne din se ho, ek din?
Main: haan.
Eve: phli din se hi yaha ke hot topic ban gye ho yahan ke!
Main: Hein!mtlb?
Eve: haan log tumhari charcha krne lge kl raat se, kuchh to yah bhi kahate hain ki tum Abigail ki tarah hi ho.
Main: hattt, main uske jaisa nhi hoon!
Eve: beta jitna tum dikhte ho usse kahin jyada ho, Bad guy..haha
Main: I have my moments
Eve: we have a problems then.
Main: kaisi problem?
Achaanak usane mujhe apni tarf khicha aur apna baayaan hissa mere lund par rakh diya! Oh, God! She’s rough! I!
Eve: hmmm… I like bad guy.
Main: ohhh! Kya kr rhi ho?
Eve: maine suna hai ki bad guys ke paas bade khilaune hote hain.
Main: I don’t know about the bad guys, lekin mere paas ek bada khilauna hai!
Eve: hammamm. I can see that.
Meri halat kharab hone lgi thi.ek to jagah itni achhi thi uper se yahan hmare alawa koi aur tha bhi ni ,uski harkato se mai apna control khone sa lga tha ki mujhe achanak se Chloe ka face dhyan me aa gya , shit yr mai aisa ni kr skta ye Chloe ke sth dhokha hoga.
Eve: tum itane tension mein kyon ho?
Main: m..m..mai nhi to..to.
Eve: kya mai tumhe pasand nahin aayi? Main to har angle se chloe se Kafi Better hu, I’m experienced. Mere sth har fantasy puri kr skte ho.
Main: hame ye sab nhi Krna chahiye Eve, abhi tumne hi kha ki baate jaldi failti hain yahan kisi ko pta chla to prob ho jaygi yr.
Eve: pta to tb chlega na jb hmdono me se koi batayega. Ye Hamra secret rhega. Meri chuchiyo ko dekho na kaise tumhare pass hone se hi nipples khade ho gye. Wo kehte hai na ki phle istemaal kro phir biswas kro , to inhe touch kro na dabao na inhe.
Main: yr kya bol rhi.
Usne mera hath jabardasti uski chuchi pr rkh diya.
Eve: kaise hain?
Main: bahut achchhe hain.
Eve: they feel and taste better!
Main: hammamm.
Mujhe smjh na aa rha tha ki Mai kya kru..ye jaise baat kr rhi thi main to pura madhosh ho gya tha aur uske hath me abhi bhi mera lund tha jo ki ab puri tarah se khada tha. Mai uski chuchi ko jor se dbane aur masalne lga kaafi bade the yr iske chuche 38 ke to pkke honge, mai chah kr bhi hath ni hta pa rha tha.
Eve: kaisa lag raha hai?
Main: ab tak to bahut achchha!
Eve: inhe nanga dekhna chahoge?
Main: haan.
Eve: chloe se bade hain na?
Main: haan, usase kafi bde hain!
Eve: uhh tum bache ho!
Main: kya?
Eve: tum to aise chhu rhe jaise ki chhune par mai tumhe maarungi. Tum Bad guy kahin se ni lg rhe
Main: haha.
Eve: see! Mujhe wo pappi jhapi babu Shona wala ni chahiye ,mujhe mrd pasand hain jo ki mujhe pura nichod le , ye bacho ki tarah nahin.
Main: main bacha nahin hoon!
Eve: harkte to hain. Tum Chloe ko cheat kr hi rhe ho to achhe se kro na, ni to sala cheat bhi kiya aur maze bhi ni liye. Agli baar agar maine chance Diya to achhe se krna.
Woah! That was hard. She is so commanding, even I knew I was a bit hesitant! She wants it rough. Ruk ja agli baar btata hu tumhe mai.
Rose: Eve, Gaurav? Chalo, hamen chlna chaahie!
Eve: aa rhe hai! Chalo, Class ka time ho gaya hai.
Ham Wapas Campus ki or chal pade.
Rose: mera class mein jaane ka bilkul man nahin kar raha hai!
Main: same mera bhi.
Anna: haan yr mera bhi ni kr rha!
Rose : hmmmm… teenon ka jaane ka man nahin kar raha hai.
Anna: skip kr dein aaj?
Main: bilkul nahin, main naya aaya hoon, phli class hi miss nahin kar sakata.
Rose: chlo koi na ek hi class h jhel lenge.
Ham class mein gye. Gate pahale se hi band tha.
Anna: hm late ho gye yr.. teacher phle se hi aa gyi.
Rose: uhhh.
Main: do Minutes hi hue h. Itni bhi badi baat nahin hai.
Rose: hope so. Main kabhi late nhi hui aajtk!
Hum class mein Enter hue teacher hme hi dekh rhi thi..
Teacher: dekho to kon kon aaye hain aaj hmare class me
Anna: sorry teacher.
Rose: sorry ma’am!
Teacher: Rose? Tum to late nhi krti kbhi?
Rose: sorry ma’am aisa dubara nahin hoga!
Teacher: tum mere sabase achhi student ho rose . Hope ki aage se galti ni krogi , jao apni seat par baith jao.
Chloe gate ke paas Phli bench par Baithi thi..
Chloe: shshash! Aao mere paas yahan baitho!
Main: first row mein?
Chloe: haan, aa jao.
Main: uh… theek hai.
Sala mohabbat kya na krwa de..ek hardcore backbencher ko first row me baithna pad rha hai…kya hi din dekhna padega..lol
Chloe: kaisa tha?
Main: Kya kaisa tha?
Chloe: ladakiyon ke saath drinks?
Main: achha wo! Haan aacha tha hum us abandoned house me gye the.
Chloe: mujhe jagah pata hai.kafi shi jagah hai wo.
Main: haan!
Chloe: I’m glad u enjoyed it.
Main: hmm…tum wahan hoti to jyada mza aata.
Chloe: aww…u r so sweet, lagta h bht miss kiya us jagah par r mujhe
Main: haahaaha! Haan!
Main chloe ke bagal mein baitha tha. Hamesha ki tarah teacher kafi hot lag rhi theen.
Teacher: aaj ham reaction ke baare mein baat karane ja rahe hain. Sankat ke samay pratikriya, Udaaharan ke lie, kisi bhi prakaar ki medical emergency ke maamale mein kya karana chahiye. Aap mein se adhikaansh log yah pahale se hi jaanate honge. Lekin agar aap society ke functional member banana chaahate hain to aapako jaroorat padane par madad ke liye taiyaar rahana chahiye. To koi batayega ki hume sabase pahale kya karana chahiye?
Koi ldki: Ambulance ya police ko bulana chahiye
Teacher: yah shi hai, Jitni Jldi se aap In dono ko bulaate hain, utni hi Jldi wahan help pahunch skta Hai. Isliye apane aap ko shaant rakhana, apane aas-paas Ki jaanch karana aur emergency number par Call krna Bht jruri hai. Koi aur batayega ki aage kya Krna chahiye?
Dusri ldki: victim ki madad Krna chahiye!
Teacher: yah lagabhag shi hai. Hume victim ki help karni chahiye lekin is baat ka bhi dhyn rkhna chahiye ki hum apne aap ko bhi us dauran safe rkhna chahiye.
Aahh..kitna boring hai BC ye sb..
Main chloe se baat karane ke liye apni Bayi or mud gaya.
Chloe: hn yr..ye sb to har koi janta hoga.
Main: aisa thodi hai ki mai dusro ko bachane jalti hui gas station me kud jaunga .
Chloe: haahaaha! Agar main us gas station mein hoti to kya Krte?
Main: That would suck
Chloe: kyon? Aisa kyu kha?
Main: kyonki main tumhaare saath wahan rahoonga na.
Chloe: haahaaha! Main tab gas station se door hi rhungi.
Main: thanks! Haahaaha! Waise ye kafi Boring hai, hai na?
Chloe: bahut jayada ,lekin kya hi kr skte hain..jindgiyan bachani hai..haha
Main: hahaha…
Mainne apni desk ko chloe ke thoda kareeb le gya.
Chloe: kya kar rahe ho?
Main: tumhare pass aa rha hu.
Chloe: ruko yr, teacher dekh lengi to dikkt ho jana h phir
Main: mujhe yaad hai ki tumne kaha tha ki tum last me aao aur phle jao wali type ki student ho.
Chloe: haan.
Main: waise mai bta du ki aaj mai last me aaya tha .aur phle jane wala hu .haha
Chloe: oh sach mein?
Main: Haan sch me!
Chloe: dekhenge!
Main: game on!
Main apni desk ko chloe ke aur kareeb le jaata raha. Mujhe abhi bhi Gate ke kareeb hone ke liye usase aage badhana hai.
Main: main lagabhag gate k pass hoon.
Chloe: main abhi abhi Gate ke jyada kareeb hoon!
Main: agar main tumase aage nikal jaoon!
Chloe: kya?
Main: tumhe nahin lagata ki main ye kar sakata hoon?
Chloe: mujhe pata hai ki tum nahin kar paoge.
Main: jara ruko. Main tumhaare bagal mein aata hu, phir dekhte hai
Chloe: main tumhe jane hi nahin dungi!
Main: tum mujhe rok nahin Paogi!
Chloe: abhi rhne do, Teacher hamen dekh skti hain!
Main: to kya hua? Main yah game jeet loonga!
Main ab chloe ke bagal mein tha. Woh khilakhila rhi thi aur Meri mej ko hilane se rokane ki koshish kar rhi thi.
Chloe: haahaaha! Ise roko!
Main: ohh ,, fighting back.
Chloe: haahaaha!
Main: tum itni aasani se nahin ja paoge!
Chloe: ham lagabhag Gate block kar rahe hain! Stop it! Haahaaha!
Main: kabhi nahin!
Chloe: haahaaha! I can’t stop laughing, ham kya kr rhe bacho jaise..haha!
Teacher: kya ham aapako pareshaan kar rahe hain?
Shit, is khel khel me hum to ye bhul hi gye the ki hum class me hain aur teacher bhi yahin hai!
Teacher: yahaan kya ho raha hai?
Main: ummm. Kuchh nahin.
Teacher: Are you even paying any attention?
Main: yes!
Teacher: main kis baare mein baat kar rhi thi?
Mai: reaction according to the situation.
Teacher: to tumne is poore samay mein sirf phli line sune. Mujhe waise students bilkul bhi ni pasand jo class me dhyan dene ke bajaye khel khud kre ,aur tum Chloe tumhara kya tum to purani student ho , btao kya pdhaya maine?
Chloe: aap CPR ke baare mein Bta rhi thin.
Teacher: to tum class me dhyan dene ke sth khelne me bhi lgi hui thi.
Chloe: we are sorry!!.
Main: we are sorry!!!
Teacher: class ke 5 Minutes hi Bach rhe hain, aur Tumdono class se baahar hone wale ho! College mein bhi yhi karoge tumlog?
Chloe: No ma’am.
Main: nhi ma’am.
Teacher: you both have disappointed me. Mujhe aisi ummid ni thi.
Chloe: yah phir se nahin hoga, maam
Teacher: phir se kuchh aisa kroge to main tumhaare maata-pita ko letter bhej dungi, aur ye desk kyu khicha?
Jesan: ma’am desk to yahin tha. Jab main Class mein aaya tbse to desks aise hi the.
Rose: haan, shi kha maine bhi dekha tha.
Hein? E sala jesanwa humari help kyu kr rha..mai so to ni rha..na jga hu
Teacher: nice try jesan, rose.
Koi ldki: haahaaha!
Abigail: yadi aap mujhase poochhen, to aapako turant letter bhejana chaahiye ma’am!
Isamen koi doubt nahin hai, Abigail saali Bitch hai.
Teacher: tumse kisi ne nahin poochha, Abigail, apni idea apne tak hi rakho tumse kisi ni kuchh ni puchha to Shanti se baitho.
Ooohoo…12 rupaye ki Pepsi hamri madam Sexy…Abigail ki face to fati gand jaisi ho gyi thi..na.na gaand to phir bhi mst dikhti hai ye to jhant jaisi ho gyi thi…hehe
Teacher: main ummeed krti hoon ki tum donon aage se dhyan rkhoge . Aaj ki class samaapt!
Jesan hamaara paksh le raha hai. Yah sahee nahin hai. Kuchh to gadbad hai Daya,
mai ye sb soch hi raha tha ki Chloe gate Khol kr bahar nikal gyi.
Chloe: look who’s first
Main: kya? That’s not fair!
Chloe: haahaaha! Jyada fair lovely mat kro jaani…hum hi jital bani.
Main: lekin yr mai to soch hi rha tha ki jesan ne hmri help kyon ki aur itne me tum bhag gyi.
Chloe: haahaaha! Ajeeb hai na?
Main: haan, sch me ajeeb hai!
Chloe: mere Room mein chlna chahoge ?
Main: are neki aur puchh puchh!
Chloe: chalo!
Main: lekin main wo race dubara krunga!
Chloe: kyon? Baby ko phir se harne ka mann hai?
Main: very funny! Agar mai soch me duba ni hota na to dekh leta mai tumhe.
Chloe: bahaane, bahaane.
Ham chloe ke kamare mein pahuch gye….
Story kaisi lgi jrur btaye….
Milte hai agle update me jld hi..
Abtak aapne padha ki humlog drinks k liye ek jagah gye jahan Anna aur Rose baat karane jate hain aur mai Eve ke saath.
Ab aage…
Main andar gaya. Wahan ek sidhi(stairs) Jo dekhne me wooden thi jisase hoker chhat par Jaya ja skta tha usi ke bagal me Eve mera wait kr rhi thi….
Oh, sala mai phir se ye batana bhul gya ki Eve kaisi dikhti hai chlo ab bta deta hu. She is really hot and a badass chick . Usane ek tight blue colour ka top pahana hua tha jo ki sirf usake boobs ko Cover kar raha tha. Top deep neck ka tha jisme khazane ki jhalak saaf saaf dikh raha tha.
Aur usane blue Denim shorts bhi pehna tha bhai jo ki muskil se uski Gandiya ko dhak rha tha, aur hair chhote chhote joki golden colour ke the upper se red lipstick
Kul milakar bhai wo ek tomboy wo bhi sexy wali . Aur sbse jaanlewa to bhai uske Chuchiyan, mtlb apni Rose darling second position per aa gyi, aur ye tattoo ki kchh jyada hi shaukin lg rhi thi kyuki usne puri body per bnwa rkhe the
Yahan tk ki uski left wali chuchi per ek rose(gulab) ki tattoo thi. Uske hath pair pet sb jagah kch n kch bna tha.
Eve: yahaan oopar hu, aao jao!
Main: ham kahaan ja rahe hain?
Eve: Rose aur Anna ko akele mein kchh time chahiye, to ham de rahe hain haha..
Main: yah kaun si jagah hai?
Eve: ye abandoned hai , iska owner yahan khud ki dream house bnane wala tha but bich me hi chhod diya. Mujhe yhi pta hai
Ham chhat par gye, chhat puri tarah khula tha
Eve: kitni achhi jagah hain na? Achha hi hua jo nhi bna ni to hm yahan kabhi nahin aa pate!
Main: haan, ye baat shi kha tumne ye sch me dream house wali jagah hi hai.
Eve: chalo, humlog bhi kchh baat krte hain!
Main: kya?
Eve: haan, Idher aao phle dur kyu ho?
Is waqt humlog ghr ke sbse uper the jahan charo or se hamen dekhne wala koi na tha.
Main usake kareeb gaya.
Main: to tum mujhse kya baat Krna chahti ho?
Eve: main Abigail ki taraf se maafee mangti hu, use Aisa ni Krna chahiye tha. Wo kbhi kbhi had hi kr deti h aur use gussa bht jldi aa jata h.
Main: dekho gussa ek nature hai jo sbko aata hai lekin iska ye mtlb nhi ki bina kisi baat ke kisi se bhi jhagdne lg pdo aur kapde faad dalo.
Eve: I know, meri usase baat Hui thi is baare me wo sirf use drana chahti thi kapde fadne ka koi irada nahi tha lekin chhina jhapti me kapade pakad lie aur baki to jante hi ho.
Main: tum achhi ldki ho aur tumhara isase koi lena dena ni phir bhi maafi mang rahi lekin jo bhi ho Abigail ko Rose se mafi mangi chahiye na ki tumhe.
Eve: kaash,lekin wo aisa ni kregi. U know wo yahan aana ni chahti thi lekin mom dad ne use jabardasti yahan bheja jisase wo bht gussa hai aur sb per bhadash nikal rhi. Mai use achha bnane ko koi bahana ni bta rhi but jo sch hai wo hai.
Main:tum gussa nhi ho? I mean jabardasti yahan?
Eve: Naa! Mai gussa kyu houngi mere liye to ye swarg hai.hahaha!
Main: hmm..mujhe bhi yahan aana achha lga actually aane se phle mai bhi gussa tha but ab shi h!
Eve: isake alaava. Main tumse kuchh aur baat karana Chahti thi.
Main: Kaisi baat?
Eve: tum yahaan kitne din se ho, ek din?
Main: haan.
Eve: phli din se hi yaha ke hot topic ban gye ho yahan ke!
Main: Hein!mtlb?
Eve: haan log tumhari charcha krne lge kl raat se, kuchh to yah bhi kahate hain ki tum Abigail ki tarah hi ho.
Main: hattt, main uske jaisa nhi hoon!
Eve: beta jitna tum dikhte ho usse kahin jyada ho, Bad guy..haha
Main: I have my moments
Eve: we have a problems then.
Main: kaisi problem?
Achaanak usane mujhe apni tarf khicha aur apna baayaan hissa mere lund par rakh diya! Oh, God! She’s rough! I!
Eve: hmmm… I like bad guy.
Main: ohhh! Kya kr rhi ho?
Eve: maine suna hai ki bad guys ke paas bade khilaune hote hain.
Main: I don’t know about the bad guys, lekin mere paas ek bada khilauna hai!
Eve: hammamm. I can see that.
Meri halat kharab hone lgi thi.ek to jagah itni achhi thi uper se yahan hmare alawa koi aur tha bhi ni ,uski harkato se mai apna control khone sa lga tha ki mujhe achanak se Chloe ka face dhyan me aa gya , shit yr mai aisa ni kr skta ye Chloe ke sth dhokha hoga.
Eve: tum itane tension mein kyon ho?
Main: m..m..mai nhi to..to.
Eve: kya mai tumhe pasand nahin aayi? Main to har angle se chloe se Kafi Better hu, I’m experienced. Mere sth har fantasy puri kr skte ho.
Main: hame ye sab nhi Krna chahiye Eve, abhi tumne hi kha ki baate jaldi failti hain yahan kisi ko pta chla to prob ho jaygi yr.
Eve: pta to tb chlega na jb hmdono me se koi batayega. Ye Hamra secret rhega. Meri chuchiyo ko dekho na kaise tumhare pass hone se hi nipples khade ho gye. Wo kehte hai na ki phle istemaal kro phir biswas kro , to inhe touch kro na dabao na inhe.
Main: yr kya bol rhi.
Usne mera hath jabardasti uski chuchi pr rkh diya.
Eve: kaise hain?
Main: bahut achchhe hain.
Eve: they feel and taste better!
Main: hammamm.
Mujhe smjh na aa rha tha ki Mai kya kru..ye jaise baat kr rhi thi main to pura madhosh ho gya tha aur uske hath me abhi bhi mera lund tha jo ki ab puri tarah se khada tha. Mai uski chuchi ko jor se dbane aur masalne lga kaafi bade the yr iske chuche 38 ke to pkke honge, mai chah kr bhi hath ni hta pa rha tha.
Eve: kaisa lag raha hai?
Main: ab tak to bahut achchha!
Eve: inhe nanga dekhna chahoge?
Main: haan.
Eve: chloe se bade hain na?
Main: haan, usase kafi bde hain!
Eve: uhh tum bache ho!
Main: kya?
Eve: tum to aise chhu rhe jaise ki chhune par mai tumhe maarungi. Tum Bad guy kahin se ni lg rhe
Main: haha.
Eve: see! Mujhe wo pappi jhapi babu Shona wala ni chahiye ,mujhe mrd pasand hain jo ki mujhe pura nichod le , ye bacho ki tarah nahin.
Main: main bacha nahin hoon!
Eve: harkte to hain. Tum Chloe ko cheat kr hi rhe ho to achhe se kro na, ni to sala cheat bhi kiya aur maze bhi ni liye. Agli baar agar maine chance Diya to achhe se krna.
Woah! That was hard. She is so commanding, even I knew I was a bit hesitant! She wants it rough. Ruk ja agli baar btata hu tumhe mai.
Rose: Eve, Gaurav? Chalo, hamen chlna chaahie!
Eve: aa rhe hai! Chalo, Class ka time ho gaya hai.
Ham Wapas Campus ki or chal pade.
Rose: mera class mein jaane ka bilkul man nahin kar raha hai!
Main: same mera bhi.
Anna: haan yr mera bhi ni kr rha!
Rose : hmmmm… teenon ka jaane ka man nahin kar raha hai.
Anna: skip kr dein aaj?
Main: bilkul nahin, main naya aaya hoon, phli class hi miss nahin kar sakata.
Rose: chlo koi na ek hi class h jhel lenge.
Ham class mein gye. Gate pahale se hi band tha.
Anna: hm late ho gye yr.. teacher phle se hi aa gyi.
Rose: uhhh.
Main: do Minutes hi hue h. Itni bhi badi baat nahin hai.
Rose: hope so. Main kabhi late nhi hui aajtk!
Hum class mein Enter hue teacher hme hi dekh rhi thi..
Teacher: dekho to kon kon aaye hain aaj hmare class me
Anna: sorry teacher.
Rose: sorry ma’am!
Teacher: Rose? Tum to late nhi krti kbhi?
Rose: sorry ma’am aisa dubara nahin hoga!
Teacher: tum mere sabase achhi student ho rose . Hope ki aage se galti ni krogi , jao apni seat par baith jao.
Chloe gate ke paas Phli bench par Baithi thi..
Chloe: shshash! Aao mere paas yahan baitho!
Main: first row mein?
Chloe: haan, aa jao.
Main: uh… theek hai.
Sala mohabbat kya na krwa de..ek hardcore backbencher ko first row me baithna pad rha hai…kya hi din dekhna padega..lol
Chloe: kaisa tha?
Main: Kya kaisa tha?
Chloe: ladakiyon ke saath drinks?
Main: achha wo! Haan aacha tha hum us abandoned house me gye the.
Chloe: mujhe jagah pata hai.kafi shi jagah hai wo.
Main: haan!
Chloe: I’m glad u enjoyed it.
Main: hmm…tum wahan hoti to jyada mza aata.
Chloe: aww…u r so sweet, lagta h bht miss kiya us jagah par r mujhe
Main: haahaaha! Haan!
Main chloe ke bagal mein baitha tha. Hamesha ki tarah teacher kafi hot lag rhi theen.
Teacher: aaj ham reaction ke baare mein baat karane ja rahe hain. Sankat ke samay pratikriya, Udaaharan ke lie, kisi bhi prakaar ki medical emergency ke maamale mein kya karana chahiye. Aap mein se adhikaansh log yah pahale se hi jaanate honge. Lekin agar aap society ke functional member banana chaahate hain to aapako jaroorat padane par madad ke liye taiyaar rahana chahiye. To koi batayega ki hume sabase pahale kya karana chahiye?
Koi ldki: Ambulance ya police ko bulana chahiye
Teacher: yah shi hai, Jitni Jldi se aap In dono ko bulaate hain, utni hi Jldi wahan help pahunch skta Hai. Isliye apane aap ko shaant rakhana, apane aas-paas Ki jaanch karana aur emergency number par Call krna Bht jruri hai. Koi aur batayega ki aage kya Krna chahiye?
Dusri ldki: victim ki madad Krna chahiye!
Teacher: yah lagabhag shi hai. Hume victim ki help karni chahiye lekin is baat ka bhi dhyn rkhna chahiye ki hum apne aap ko bhi us dauran safe rkhna chahiye.
Aahh..kitna boring hai BC ye sb..
Main chloe se baat karane ke liye apni Bayi or mud gaya.
Chloe: hn yr..ye sb to har koi janta hoga.
Main: aisa thodi hai ki mai dusro ko bachane jalti hui gas station me kud jaunga .
Chloe: haahaaha! Agar main us gas station mein hoti to kya Krte?
Main: That would suck
Chloe: kyon? Aisa kyu kha?
Main: kyonki main tumhaare saath wahan rahoonga na.
Chloe: haahaaha! Main tab gas station se door hi rhungi.
Main: thanks! Haahaaha! Waise ye kafi Boring hai, hai na?
Chloe: bahut jayada ,lekin kya hi kr skte hain..jindgiyan bachani hai..haha
Main: hahaha…
Mainne apni desk ko chloe ke thoda kareeb le gya.
Chloe: kya kar rahe ho?
Main: tumhare pass aa rha hu.
Chloe: ruko yr, teacher dekh lengi to dikkt ho jana h phir
Main: mujhe yaad hai ki tumne kaha tha ki tum last me aao aur phle jao wali type ki student ho.
Chloe: haan.
Main: waise mai bta du ki aaj mai last me aaya tha .aur phle jane wala hu .haha
Chloe: oh sach mein?
Main: Haan sch me!
Chloe: dekhenge!
Main: game on!
Main apni desk ko chloe ke aur kareeb le jaata raha. Mujhe abhi bhi Gate ke kareeb hone ke liye usase aage badhana hai.
Main: main lagabhag gate k pass hoon.
Chloe: main abhi abhi Gate ke jyada kareeb hoon!
Main: agar main tumase aage nikal jaoon!
Chloe: kya?
Main: tumhe nahin lagata ki main ye kar sakata hoon?
Chloe: mujhe pata hai ki tum nahin kar paoge.
Main: jara ruko. Main tumhaare bagal mein aata hu, phir dekhte hai
Chloe: main tumhe jane hi nahin dungi!
Main: tum mujhe rok nahin Paogi!
Chloe: abhi rhne do, Teacher hamen dekh skti hain!
Main: to kya hua? Main yah game jeet loonga!
Main ab chloe ke bagal mein tha. Woh khilakhila rhi thi aur Meri mej ko hilane se rokane ki koshish kar rhi thi.
Chloe: haahaaha! Ise roko!
Main: ohh ,, fighting back.
Chloe: haahaaha!
Main: tum itni aasani se nahin ja paoge!
Chloe: ham lagabhag Gate block kar rahe hain! Stop it! Haahaaha!
Main: kabhi nahin!
Chloe: haahaaha! I can’t stop laughing, ham kya kr rhe bacho jaise..haha!
Teacher: kya ham aapako pareshaan kar rahe hain?
Shit, is khel khel me hum to ye bhul hi gye the ki hum class me hain aur teacher bhi yahin hai!
Teacher: yahaan kya ho raha hai?
Main: ummm. Kuchh nahin.
Teacher: Are you even paying any attention?
Main: yes!
Teacher: main kis baare mein baat kar rhi thi?
Mai: reaction according to the situation.
Teacher: to tumne is poore samay mein sirf phli line sune. Mujhe waise students bilkul bhi ni pasand jo class me dhyan dene ke bajaye khel khud kre ,aur tum Chloe tumhara kya tum to purani student ho , btao kya pdhaya maine?
Chloe: aap CPR ke baare mein Bta rhi thin.
Teacher: to tum class me dhyan dene ke sth khelne me bhi lgi hui thi.
Chloe: we are sorry!!.
Main: we are sorry!!!
Teacher: class ke 5 Minutes hi Bach rhe hain, aur Tumdono class se baahar hone wale ho! College mein bhi yhi karoge tumlog?
Chloe: No ma’am.
Main: nhi ma’am.
Teacher: you both have disappointed me. Mujhe aisi ummid ni thi.
Chloe: yah phir se nahin hoga, maam
Teacher: phir se kuchh aisa kroge to main tumhaare maata-pita ko letter bhej dungi, aur ye desk kyu khicha?
Jesan: ma’am desk to yahin tha. Jab main Class mein aaya tbse to desks aise hi the.
Rose: haan, shi kha maine bhi dekha tha.
Hein? E sala jesanwa humari help kyu kr rha..mai so to ni rha..na jga hu
Teacher: nice try jesan, rose.
Koi ldki: haahaaha!
Abigail: yadi aap mujhase poochhen, to aapako turant letter bhejana chaahiye ma’am!
Isamen koi doubt nahin hai, Abigail saali Bitch hai.
Teacher: tumse kisi ne nahin poochha, Abigail, apni idea apne tak hi rakho tumse kisi ni kuchh ni puchha to Shanti se baitho.
Ooohoo…12 rupaye ki Pepsi hamri madam Sexy…Abigail ki face to fati gand jaisi ho gyi thi..na.na gaand to phir bhi mst dikhti hai ye to jhant jaisi ho gyi thi…hehe
Teacher: main ummeed krti hoon ki tum donon aage se dhyan rkhoge . Aaj ki class samaapt!
Jesan hamaara paksh le raha hai. Yah sahee nahin hai. Kuchh to gadbad hai Daya,
mai ye sb soch hi raha tha ki Chloe gate Khol kr bahar nikal gyi.
Chloe: look who’s first
Main: kya? That’s not fair!
Chloe: haahaaha! Jyada fair lovely mat kro jaani…hum hi jital bani.
Main: lekin yr mai to soch hi rha tha ki jesan ne hmri help kyon ki aur itne me tum bhag gyi.
Chloe: haahaaha! Ajeeb hai na?
Main: haan, sch me ajeeb hai!
Chloe: mere Room mein chlna chahoge ?
Main: are neki aur puchh puchh!
Chloe: chalo!
Main: lekin main wo race dubara krunga!
Chloe: kyon? Baby ko phir se harne ka mann hai?
Main: very funny! Agar mai soch me duba ni hota na to dekh leta mai tumhe.
Chloe: bahaane, bahaane.
Ham chloe ke kamare mein pahuch gye….
Story kaisi lgi jrur btaye….
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