“And class we have to add this formula in ….”
DHADAM
class ruk gayi kyunki 5 ladke class me guys Chuke the
“Bahar Jaiyye madam class baad me”un ladkon ka leader bola
“Sunny …ye sala kya kar raha hai class me”Sandip bola
“Pata nahi lekin kisi ko Todne aaya Zaroor hai”Rajiv bola
“Anuj Koun hai?”leader bola
“A Anuj mar uthna.ye log bohut khatarnaak hai aur taqatwar bhi”anuj ke bagal me baitha nishant kaamp kar bola
“Sala ye to fattu nikla,aur tum log pit ke a gaye üs din cafe me?”leader hasta hua bola
“Shayad hum careless the sunny”anuj se pitne wale ladke bole
Anuj is baar Uth khada hua
“To tu hai naya chapter”sunny hasta hua bola
“Ye to ghoor raha hai boss”ek ladka bola üs group ka
“Saare Niklo yahan se”sunny bola aur anuj ko chod saare nikal gaye
DHADAMMMM
fir se darwaza khula
“ANUJJJJJJJ”sangeeta chillai aur daud kar class ke ander aayi aur gir padi
“Ye Koun hai bhai”ek ladke ne poocha
“Ya to meri behen ki naukrani hai,apne bhai ko bachane aayi hai.aur ek meri behen hai apne bhaiyya se sirf favours chahiye ”sunny haste hue bola
“Oh please mere bhaiyya ko koi pit kar jaata to mai bhi bachane a jaata”Riva a chuki thi saath me uske gang bhi thi
“S sorry bhai .meri wajah se tu target hua .meri wajah se…”aage nahi bol paayi sangeeta kyunki anuj aage Aakar sangeeta ko uthaya aur uske kapde jhaadne laga.hont kat gaye the aur kapdon me dhool lagi thi
“Aapne koi galti nahi ki hai didi,kaafi maangne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai in darindo se”anuj bola aur sangeeta ko side me khada kar diya.apna tie nikal kar sangeeta ko thama dia
“Maafi to in saalo ko maangni chahiye”anuj bola aur isse pehle koi samajh paata
DHAMMMMM
Ek punch aur ek ladka pet pakad kar baith gaya
“Fir pet me maar diya Saale”bol aankh band kar rone laga wo
SWOOOOSSH
anuj hat gaya aur vaar karne wala doosra ladka
saamne aaya to anuj ne uske gale me halke se haath maara
“AKKKK AAKKKKK”gala pakad kar chatpatane laga ladka
“Saale ko sab milkar maaro”anuj furti se hata aur ek saath saare ladko se bhid gaya
Ek ko kick ke saath door fenk diya ,ek ko kohni maar naak fod di aur ek ke sar par maara aur ek punch maar kar gira diya
“Sunny naam hai na?”anuj Sunny ki aur aane laga
Riva aur diya statue ban gaye,Sunny ki aankhen badi ho gayi.ek jhatke me boxing club ke 5 ladke unke saamne ya ro rahe the,ya karah rahe the
“Saala ye to ladna bhi jaanta hai”bol achanak Sunny ne ek punch maara anuj ko
Clean hit,Sunny muskuraya lekin muskurahat gayab ho rahi thi uski.punch ko apne haath se rok rakha tha anuj shastry ne
Damn it
SEOOOSSH
doosre haath se punch maara Sunny ne lekin fir rok diya anuj ne ,wo bhi sunny ke aankhon me aankh daal kar fight kar raha tha
Wo aankhen Jo ek bhookhe sher ki hoti hai
SWOOOSH
vaar na sirf roka anuj ne balki…
TAAAAD
Ek punch aur door ja gira sunny lekin dard se zyada hairani aur darr tha aankhon me,anuj ke chehre me koi emotions nahi the .wo waisa hi sunny ke paas aaya aur apna pair sunny ke chehre par rakh diya
“Aaj ke baad tu aur teri behen sangeeta didi ke aas paas bhi nahi dikhni chahiye”bol anuj Riva ki aur jaane laga
Nahi nahi wo ladka idhar hi a raha hai,yani wo….h haath uthayega un par.he Bhagwan please please
Darr ke maare aankhen band kar li Riva ne
Anuj aage badh hi raha tha ki sangeeta ne rok liya anuj ko
“Nahi bhai”sangeeta boli
“Yahi log tang karte the na aap ko”anuj bola
“Karte the,lekin unki parvarish aur hamari parvarish ka fark hona chahiye anuj,hamare khandan me kisi ne aurton par haath nahi uthaya hai bhai”sangeeta boli to anuj ruk gaya
Ek lambi saans li sangeeta ne
“Please riva,diya ye sab kisi se mat bolna”sangeeta boli
Diya ne Haan me sar hilaya aur riva ke saath bhaag gayi
“Chalo college chod deta hoon”anuj bola
“Are baap re tu to mere bhai se zyada meta bhaiyya ban raha hai,mai chali jaungi anuj”bol muskurate hue sangeeta classroom ke bahar jaane lagi fir ruki
“Thanks aaj ke liye”ek smile ke saath sangeeta chali gayi bahar
Sunny aur uske saathi bhi mauke ka fayda uthakar bahar chale gaye
Anuj class ke bahar aaya aur auto pakad kar seedha ek Purang building me gaya Jahan kuch hi apartments the
DING DONG
darwaza khula aur Pramod Naik muskurate hue anuj ko ghar ke ander le gaye
“Kaafi purana ghar hai”anuj bola
“Government ka budget bhi itna hi hai alpha”haste hue Naik bola
“Plan b ke liye green signal de dijiye”anuj bola
“Seriously ??itna problem hai?”naik ne poocha
“Hmm”anuj bola
“Tumhare dimag me koi hai ya you want us to decide?”naik bola
“Ek hai”bol pocket se ek photo dikhaya anuj ne
“ye??poori duniya me yahi mila tha?”sar pakad liya naik ne
“Hmm,akele China aur India ke border ke 15 km tak ander chala gaya tha wo”anuj bola
“Court martial hote hote bacha wo pagal”Naik bola
“One of the best of your batch sir”anuj haste hue bola to Naik sar pakad kar baith gaya
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BIHAR REGIMENT (Sikkim)
“Captain arnab udhar bhi check karo”ek lady officer ki awaz aayi
“Kar raha hoon Poonam madam”arnab bola aur gusse me kuch badbadane laga
“Ahem zyada sakhti nahi dikha rahi hoon,warna punishment aur deti”major Poonam boli
Ek lambi saans li arnab ne,court martial se bach kar Poonam jhangra ke under me kaam karna pad raha hai wo bhi sikkim me,use malal hai to bas un Chinese soldiers ko na thok paane ka Jo full speed se bhaag rahe the usse bach kar
“Sunai nahi diya”gurrai poonam
“Haan madam”gusse se arnab bola.tabhi Poonam ne apna watch dekha
“Time for lunch”Poonam boli aur saare log mess ki aur chale gaye
Poonam ne dekha koi nahi hai to has kar arnab ke Kandhe par haath rakh rakh kar khilkhila kar hasne lagi
“Ho gaya ?”bol apne Kandhe se haath hata diya arnab ne
“ look at you,I’m loving this arnab”Poonam ka hasna jaari tha
“Haan has lo”udaas hokar arnab bola
“Dude tu na bohut sentimental hai yaar,chal aaj raat chalega party karne?”poonam ne poocha
“Nahi yaar”ek lambi saans lekar arnab bola.poonam is baar paas aayi arnab ke
“Dekh arnab ye phase bhi paar ho jaega”Poonam boli to arnab wahan se chala gaya dheere dheere
Poonam arnab ko dekhne lagi,Indian military academy me mile the dono
Chidchida,gussail aur immature hai arnab.uska family background kaafi strong hai.family business acha khasa hai.kaafi Ameer hai unka khaandaan.lekin bhi bhi arnab ke sar par army ka bhoot Sawar ho gaya
IMA me dosti hui thi Poonam aur arnab ki lekin pata nahi kab dil de baithi Poonam
Lekin Abhi tak wo arnab ko propose nahi kar saki.mauka hi nahi mila yahan
arnab Poonam ko sirf ek acha dost maanta hai.
Ek din wo arnab ko apne dil ka haal Bata kar hi rahegi.tabhiek call aaya use
“Jai hind sir”Poonam ne phone utha kar poocha
“Jai hind”doosre aur se awaz aayi aur Jo suna Poonam ne to wo hairan reh gayi
“Lekin sir abhi abhi to wo aaya hai aur abhi…..right sir.haan use Bata dungi “Poonam boli aur arnab ka wait karne lagi