Fantasy Bollywood : Ek Randikhana

[Dobahua mafia]

EK AVISHVASNIYA SAFAR​

Alia aur Shraddha ki request sunne ke baad bholu naa karne ki haalat mai nahi tha aur aisa mauka dekh usne bina kuch soche samjhe haa boldiya aur ek bike ka bhi zikra kardiya jo asal mai tha hi nahi. Bholu ke paas koi bhi bike nahi tha vaastav mai vo toh chai ki theli lagata tha aur gareeb hone ke kaaran ek cycle pe safar karta hai. Par agar vo unke saamne kehta ki uske paas cycle hai toh voh dono kabhi bhi uske saath jaane ko taiyar nahi hoti. Toh bholu ne hadbadi mai aake kehdiya ki uske paas bike hai. Phir Bholu kehta hai :-
Bholu - Madamji aap yahi rukiye mai apni bike lekar aata hu.
Shraddha - Thik hai jaao aur jaldi vaapas aana
Bholu - Ji Madamji
Ab Bholu ne keh toh diya tha par ab bike kaise laayega yeh usne socha nahi tha. Ki tabhi usse yaad aata hai ki aaj jab voh aaya tha usse raaste mai ek garage dikha tha. Toh voh vaha jaata hai yeh sochke ki usse koi madat ho jaayegi.
Bholu kuch der chalne ke baad kareeb 5 min mai garage pahuch jaata hai. Vaha pahuch kar Bholu kaam karne vaale ek aadmi se bolta hai :-
Bholu - Bhai garage ka maalik hai ?
Worker - Haa Hai.
Bholu - Bulana jara unhe.
Worker bulaane chala jaata hai.
Kuch samay baad garage ka maalik vaha aata hai.
Maalik - Haa Bhai bol kya kaam hai.
Bholu - Sahab voh mujhe ek bike chahiye thi kuch samay ke liye agar mil jaati toh upkaar hota.
Maalik - Dekh bhai ham yaha pe upkaar vaala kaam toh nahi karte kyunki yaha sab gaadiya customero ki hai.Ha par agar upkaar ki jagah yeh kaam mai badal jaaye toh.
Bholu samajh jaata hai ki maalik ko paise chahiye.
Bholu - Sahab kitna paisa chahiye aapko.
Maalik - Kitne samay ke liye chahiye
Bholu - Kareeb 2 ghante ke liye
Maalik - 30,000 lagega
Bholu - Sahab itna toh nahi hai abhi
Maalik - Dekh itna hi lagega chahiye toh bol varna jaa.
Bholu bhi majboor hokar haa kardeta hai aur kehta hai ki paise vo gaadi vaapas karte samay dega.
Maalik - Thik hai leja vaha jo pulsar khadi hai usse leja. (Aur usse chaabi dedeta hai)Haa par paisa dedena vaapas karte samay.
Bholu - Thik Hai Sahab.

Bholu Pulsar leke nikal jaata hai aur vaha pahuchta hai jaha alia aur shraddha uska intazar kar rahi thi.
Alia - Itni Der kyu kardi Bholu.
Bholu - Madamji voh bike thodi dur park kari thi isliye time lag gaya.SORRY.
Shraddha - OK koi baat nahi ab jaldi chalo.
Aur bethte huye Shraddha ne bholu se helmet leke voh laga liya aur Alia ne apne sir pe kapda baandh liya dupatta type Taaki koi unhe pehchan naa sake aur Bholu bina helmet ke betha tha. Bholu bike aur dono ko lekar nikal gaya. Kuch der safar karne ke baad unhe raaste mai ek traffic police vaala mila aur usne Bholu ko rokliya.
Traffic Police - Ae Helmet Kaha Hai Tera.
Bholu - Sorry Sahab abhi jaane dijiye aage se lagake niklunga bahut urgent hai.
Traffic Police - Abey Saale aise kaise jaane du itne rule todke aa raha hai tu Helmet hai nahi, Three seater leke ghum raha hai, Red light jump karke aa raha hai . Acha chal yeh sab chod apna driving license dikha agar tujhpe hua toh chala jaaiyo.
Ab Bholu badi mushkil mai license toh uspe hai nahi ab kya kare ki tabhi usko vaha se rescue karti hai Alia.
Darasal,
Alia apna dupatta hatake Police vaale ko ek aankh maarti hai aur apne hontho pe se jeebh ko fairti hai aur kehti hai.

Alia - Jaane dijiye na sir iss baar agli baar se aisa nahi hoga aap toh samajhte hai na thoda urgent hai.
Traffic Police - Arey madam kyu nahi mai sab samajhta hu jaaiye aap aur sun be tu agli baar se gaadi chalayega toh poore hosh mai theek hai.
Bholu - Ji Janab
Traffic Police - Chal Jaa ab
Aur Bholu Bike start karke nikal jaata hai

TO BE CONTINUED

Great update but bholu ko acha chuna nahi laga 30k for 2 hrs kuch jada nahi ha.
And dekhna Alia ko jada slutty rakhna

 

[Ilokli]

Great update but bholu ko acha chuna nahi laga 30k for 2 hrs kuch jada nahi ha.
And dekhna Alia ko jada slutty rakhna

Darasal Garage vaala bholu ki shakal dekhne samajh gaya tha ki isko urgent jaroorat hai aur vo liye bina jaayega nahi aur dusra unke garage mai aise kisi ki gaadi dena allowed nahi hai aur vo bhi tab jab chalane vaale pe driving license tak nahi hai isliye garage vaale ne aap keh sakte hai bholu ka fayda uthaya yaa yeh bhi keh sakte hai ki usne sahi vasoola kyunki agar gaadi kahi fasi toh pareshani usi ko uthani padegi.

 

[Ilokli]

Great update but bholu ko acha chuna nahi laga 30k for 2 hrs kuch jada nahi ha.
And dekhna Alia ko jada slutty rakhna

Uski chinta mat kijiye abhi tak dekh ke aisa lag raha hai ki Alia jyada slutty hai par shraddha bhi kam nahi hai. Bas usse khulne mai thoda samay lagta hai.

 

[Dobahua mafia]

Uski chinta mat kijiye abhi tak dekh ke aisa lag raha hai ki Alia jyada slutty hai par shraddha bhi kam nahi hai. Bas usse khulne mai thoda samay lagta hai.

Okay dekhte ha kiska tala phela kholta ha bholu.
Looking forward for next update.

 

[Ilokli]

Update roz late night aayega

 

[hiakarji]

Ilokli g waiting

 

[Ilokli]

VO KUCH HASEEN LAMHE​

Traffic Police vaale se peecha chudane ke baad bholu fatafat bike start karta hai aur vaha se nikalta hai. Phir Alia bolti hai bacha liya na tumko tumhe apna license saath rakhna chahiye tha na. Tabhi Shraddha beecme tokti hai Chod na Alia bach gaye na bas bahut hai ab fatafat chalo hum bahut tak chuke hai. Bholu bhi yeh baat sunkar speed badata hai aur raaste ko jaldi jaldi cover karne ki koshish karta hai. Kareeb 45 min baad Bholu Shraddha aur Alia ke saat hotel pahuchta hai. Aur bike ko parking mai laga deta hai.

HOTEL

Hotel Pahuchne ke baad Shraddha kehti hai:-

Shraddha : Bholu bahut bahut dhanyawad tumhara jo tumne hume hotel tak choda itne mushkil waqt mai itna acha insaan kaha milta hai aajkal.

Alia : Haa Bholu thank you so much tumne hamari itni madat ki.

Shraddha : Alia kyu na Bholu ko hamari madat karne ke inaam mai apna hotel ghumaye aur ek luxurious party de.

Alia : Haa kyu nahi Shraddha yeh toh bahut acha hoga. Kyu Bholu theek hai na.

Bholu : Madam ji aapka bahut aabhar hai meri toh kushnaseebi hogi agar mai aapke saath lunch karu toh.

Shraddha : Chalo phir.

Aur Bholu Alia aur Shraddha ke peeche peeche chal deta hai. Shraddha jaake reception par check karti hai aur apne room ki chaabi le aati hai. Phir vo teeno ghumne lag jaate hai. Alia aur Shraddha Bholu ko hotel ghumane lag jaati hai. Vo Bhou ko hotel ki alag alag jagae dikhate hai swimming pool,Cafeteria,Bar,Restaurant,Game's Place,Pool & Billiards Section etc.

Kaafi kuch ghumne ke baad finally Alia aur Shraddha Bholu ko apna luxury suite dikhane le jaate hai.

Ab vo teeno aake couch pe beth jaate hai aur achanak Bholu apne upar control kho bethta hai. Darasal Bholu pe iss amay tak itni hawas chad chuki thi ki ab vo bardast nahi kar paa raha tha. Pehle bike pe Shraddha aur Alia usse itna chipak ke bethi thi ki vo excite ho raha tha phir hotel ghoomte waqt uska haath pakadke ghum rahi thi aur baar baar touch bhi kar rahi thi. Ab Bholu apne control ko kho kar Uthta hai aur room ka darwaza lock kardeta hai.

Alia : Bholu yeh kya kar rahe ho.

Shraddha : Tumne Darwaza kyu lock kardiya.

Alia : Bholu Tum karne kya vaale ho.

Bholu : Chup bilkul chup.

Alia aur Shraddha bilkul chup ho jaati hai.

Bholu : Ab tum sirf sunogi kuch nahi bologi.

Dono haa mai sir hilaati hai.

Bholu : Aakhirkar yeh mauka aa hi gaya itne saal intazar kiya maine itne saalo se tumhare naam ki muth maar raha tha aaj vo mauka aa hi gaya aaj mai tumari chut aur gaand maarunga tumhe apni randi ki tarah chodunga. Ab vo muth maarne ka samay gaya aakhirkar ab mai asli maza lunga ab tum dekho dono. Aaj dekho ek aam aadmi ki hawas. Tum dono ko aaj jee bharkar chodunga mai.

Yeh baate sunkar Alia aur Shraddha dono darr jaati hai aur sochti hai ki ab kya hoga.

Alia : Shraddha yaar hum toh isse seedha samajh rahe the yeh toh bahut hi bura aadmi nikla.
Shraddha : Haa yaar yeh toh hume chodne ke iraade lekar aaya hai.
Alia : Kya Kare Ab.
Shraddha : Sun Ek Kaam Karte Hai Fatafat Gate ki Taraf Bhaagte hai Aur Gate kholke yaha se nikal jaayenge.
Alia : Haa chal theek hai.
TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Naik]

Ek Suhana Din​

Ek din bholu roz ki tarah apni chai ki theli par chai bech raha tha ki aur hamesha ki hi tarah uske paas grahako ki bheed lagi thi . Phir achanak hi uske saamne ek gaadi bahut hi tez raftar mai bhag rahi thi uss gaadi ko dekhkar yeh saaf pata lag raha tha ki usse koi ladki chala rahi hai kyunki uss gaadi ka driver uss gaadi ko handle nahi paa raha mtha aur yeh khoobiyan toh aksar ladies driver mai hi paayi jaati hai . Par tabhi achanak vo gaadi ek ped se takra gayi aur uska ek accident hogaya par vo accident itna bhayanak nahi tha jiski vajah se kisi ko jyada nuksan nahi hua.

Shukra tha bhagwan ki car accident itna bhayanak nahi tha aur kisi ko chot nahi aayi. Ab isse kismat kaho yaa bholu ka badapan ki koyi madat karne ke liye aage nahi aaya par hadbadi mai bholu ne jaakar uss gaadi ka darwaja khola aur dekha toh. Uske sapne uski kismat andar gaadi mai bethe uska intazar kar rahe the . dard mai karha rahe the . Aur tabhi bholu ki aankhe fati ki fati reh gayi voh bas apni aankhe andar bethi do husnpariyo par fer raha tha unka muaaina kar raha tha. Voh apni aankho par se niyantran kho chuka tha aur uski aankhe ek khule saand ki tarah un dono husnpariyo ke shareer ka luft utha rahi thi. Vo un dono ko dekhne mai itna mashroof hogaya tha usse aaspaas ka koi khyal hi nahi tha. Ki tabhi un do mai se ek husn ki apsara ne bola "oye chutiye dekh kya raha hai madat kar hamari pehle kabhi koi ladki nahi dekhi kya". Bas itna sunte hi bholu ko hosh aagaya aur usne dekha ki do sundar apsaraye uske sapno ki raniya uski husnmalikaye jisko vo paana chahta tha vo theek uske saamne thi. Gaadi mai koi aur nahi balki Shraddha Kapoor aur Alia Bhatt bethi thi.

ALIA BHATT AUR SHRADDHA KAPOOR KI OUTFIT​

Aur usko gaali dene vaali koi aur nahi atisundar soundarya ki devi shraddha kapoor thi. Shraddha kapoor ki yeh baat sunke bholu ne jawab diya "Sorry madam vo mai aapka bahut bada fan hu aur aapse milna toh maine sapne mai bhi nahi socha tha aur uss sapne ko sach hota dekh mai apne hosh kho betha". Toh shraddha kapoor boli "Oh koi baat nahi mai samajh sakti hoon yeh normal hai sabke saath hota hai hame dekhke". Yeh baat shraddha ne apne baal peeche karte hue aur thodi akad mai boli. Phir vahi dusri taraf alia bhi poori akad mai bolti hai "Chal ab yeh sab chod hamari madat kar jaldi". Yeh sunkar bholu ne fatafat se gaadi mai se Shraddha Kapoor aur Alia Bhatt ko nikala. Shraddha Kapoor aur Alia Bhatt ne usse thank you kaha. Yeh hone ke baa bholu ne unka autograph liya aur apni dukan par vaapas jaane laga. Ki tabhi Alia aur Shraddha Baat karte hue akele mai :-
Alia - Yaar Shraddha ab ham hotel vaapas kaise jaayenge hamari gaadi toh thuk gayi aur public vehicle hum use kar nahi sakte .
Shraddha - Hn Yaar Hum itne bade celebrities hai hum aakhir kisi public vehicle mai kaise travel kar sakte hai.
Alia - Oye ek kaam karte hai iss chai vaale se pooche kya yeh hume drop karde toh vaise bhi acha insaan dikhta hai yeh.
Shraddha - Are you mad mai uss do take ke chai vaale ke saath kaise jaa sakti hu .
Alia - Do you have any other way.
Shraddha - No chal ok. Tu bula le usse.
Alia - OK
Alia - Oye chaivaale suno zara.
Bholu - Ji madam
Alia - Tumhara naam kya hai.
Bholu - Madam ji mera naam bholu hai.
Alia ko laga ki bholu uncomfortable lag raha hai isliye usne usse comfort karne ke lye apna ghamand side mai rakh ke usse kaha.
Alia - Bholu tum hame hamare naam se bula sakte ho aise madam bulane ki jaroorat nahi aakhir tumne hamari jaan jo bachayi hai.
Bholu - Ji madam aap theek toh keh rahe par mai aapko aapke naam se nahi bula sakta.
Alia - Chalo theek hai.
Shraddha - Bholu kya tum hame hamare hotel tak chod sakte ho.
Bholu - Jaroor madam ji mai aap dono ko apni bike pe chod dunga.
Alia & Shraddha -Thank You.

TO BE CONTINUED

Badhiya shaandaar update

 

[Naik]

EK AVISHVASNIYA SAFAR​

Alia aur Shraddha ki request sunne ke baad bholu naa karne ki haalat mai nahi tha aur aisa mauka dekh usne bina kuch soche samjhe haa boldiya aur ek bike ka bhi zikra kardiya jo asal mai tha hi nahi. Bholu ke paas koi bhi bike nahi tha vaastav mai vo toh chai ki theli lagata tha aur gareeb hone ke kaaran ek cycle pe safar karta hai. Par agar vo unke saamne kehta ki uske paas cycle hai toh voh dono kabhi bhi uske saath jaane ko taiyar nahi hoti. Toh bholu ne hadbadi mai aake kehdiya ki uske paas bike hai. Phir Bholu kehta hai :-
Bholu - Madamji aap yahi rukiye mai apni bike lekar aata hu.
Shraddha - Thik hai jaao aur jaldi vaapas aana
Bholu - Ji Madamji
Ab Bholu ne keh toh diya tha par ab bike kaise laayega yeh usne socha nahi tha. Ki tabhi usse yaad aata hai ki aaj jab voh aaya tha usse raaste mai ek garage dikha tha. Toh voh vaha jaata hai yeh sochke ki usse koi madat ho jaayegi.
Bholu kuch der chalne ke baad kareeb 5 min mai garage pahuch jaata hai. Vaha pahuch kar Bholu kaam karne vaale ek aadmi se bolta hai :-
Bholu - Bhai garage ka maalik hai ?
Worker - Haa Hai.
Bholu - Bulana jara unhe.
Worker bulaane chala jaata hai.
Kuch samay baad garage ka maalik vaha aata hai.
Maalik - Haa Bhai bol kya kaam hai.
Bholu - Sahab voh mujhe ek bike chahiye thi kuch samay ke liye agar mil jaati toh upkaar hota.
Maalik - Dekh bhai ham yaha pe upkaar vaala kaam toh nahi karte kyunki yaha sab gaadiya customero ki hai.Ha par agar upkaar ki jagah yeh kaam mai badal jaaye toh.
Bholu samajh jaata hai ki maalik ko paise chahiye.
Bholu - Sahab kitna paisa chahiye aapko.
Maalik - Kitne samay ke liye chahiye
Bholu - Kareeb 2 ghante ke liye
Maalik - 30,000 lagega
Bholu - Sahab itna toh nahi hai abhi
Maalik - Dekh itna hi lagega chahiye toh bol varna jaa.
Bholu bhi majboor hokar haa kardeta hai aur kehta hai ki paise vo gaadi vaapas karte samay dega.
Maalik - Thik hai leja vaha jo pulsar khadi hai usse leja. (Aur usse chaabi dedeta hai)Haa par paisa dedena vaapas karte samay.
Bholu - Thik Hai Sahab.

Bholu Pulsar leke nikal jaata hai aur vaha pahuchta hai jaha alia aur shraddha uska intazar kar rahi thi.
Alia - Itni Der kyu kardi Bholu.
Bholu - Madamji voh bike thodi dur park kari thi isliye time lag gaya.SORRY.
Shraddha - OK koi baat nahi ab jaldi chalo.
Aur bethte huye Shraddha ne bholu se helmet leke voh laga liya aur Alia ne apne sir pe kapda baandh liya dupatta type Taaki koi unhe pehchan naa sake aur Bholu bina helmet ke betha tha. Bholu bike aur dono ko lekar nikal gaya. Kuch der safar karne ke baad unhe raaste mai ek traffic police vaala mila aur usne Bholu ko rokliya.
Traffic Police - Ae Helmet Kaha Hai Tera.
Bholu - Sorry Sahab abhi jaane dijiye aage se lagake niklunga bahut urgent hai.
Traffic Police - Abey Saale aise kaise jaane du itne rule todke aa raha hai tu Helmet hai nahi, Three seater leke ghum raha hai, Red light jump karke aa raha hai . Acha chal yeh sab chod apna driving license dikha agar tujhpe hua toh chala jaaiyo.
Ab Bholu badi mushkil mai license toh uspe hai nahi ab kya kare ki tabhi usko vaha se rescue karti hai Alia.
Darasal,
Alia apna dupatta hatake Police vaale ko ek aankh maarti hai aur apne hontho pe se jeebh ko fairti hai aur kehti hai.

Alia - Jaane dijiye na sir iss baar agli baar se aisa nahi hoga aap toh samajhte hai na thoda urgent hai.
Traffic Police - Arey madam kyu nahi mai sab samajhta hu jaaiye aap aur sun be tu agli baar se gaadi chalayega toh poore hosh mai theek hai.
Bholu - Ji Janab
Traffic Police - Chal Jaa ab
Aur Bholu Bike start karke nikal jaata hai

TO BE CONTINUED

Alia n bacha lia bholu nahi tow traffic police wala bholu ki bajata baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h

 

[Naik]

VO KUCH HASEEN LAMHE​

Traffic Police vaale se peecha chudane ke baad bholu fatafat bike start karta hai aur vaha se nikalta hai. Phir Alia bolti hai bacha liya na tumko tumhe apna license saath rakhna chahiye tha na. Tabhi Shraddha beecme tokti hai Chod na Alia bach gaye na bas bahut hai ab fatafat chalo hum bahut tak chuke hai. Bholu bhi yeh baat sunkar speed badata hai aur raaste ko jaldi jaldi cover karne ki koshish karta hai. Kareeb 45 min baad Bholu Shraddha aur Alia ke saat hotel pahuchta hai. Aur bike ko parking mai laga deta hai.

HOTEL

Hotel Pahuchne ke baad Shraddha kehti hai:-

Shraddha : Bholu bahut bahut dhanyawad tumhara jo tumne hume hotel tak choda itne mushkil waqt mai itna acha insaan kaha milta hai aajkal.

Alia : Haa Bholu thank you so much tumne hamari itni madat ki.

Shraddha : Alia kyu na Bholu ko hamari madat karne ke inaam mai apna hotel ghumaye aur ek luxurious party de.

Alia : Haa kyu nahi Shraddha yeh toh bahut acha hoga. Kyu Bholu theek hai na.

Bholu : Madam ji aapka bahut aabhar hai meri toh kushnaseebi hogi agar mai aapke saath lunch karu toh.

Shraddha : Chalo phir.

Aur Bholu Alia aur Shraddha ke peeche peeche chal deta hai. Shraddha jaake reception par check karti hai aur apne room ki chaabi le aati hai. Phir vo teeno ghumne lag jaate hai. Alia aur Shraddha Bholu ko hotel ghumane lag jaati hai. Vo Bhou ko hotel ki alag alag jagae dikhate hai swimming pool,Cafeteria,Bar,Restaurant,Game's Place,Pool & Billiards Section etc.

Kaafi kuch ghumne ke baad finally Alia aur Shraddha Bholu ko apna luxury suite dikhane le jaate hai.

Ab vo teeno aake couch pe beth jaate hai aur achanak Bholu apne upar control kho bethta hai. Darasal Bholu pe iss amay tak itni hawas chad chuki thi ki ab vo bardast nahi kar paa raha tha. Pehle bike pe Shraddha aur Alia usse itna chipak ke bethi thi ki vo excite ho raha tha phir hotel ghoomte waqt uska haath pakadke ghum rahi thi aur baar baar touch bhi kar rahi thi. Ab Bholu apne control ko kho kar Uthta hai aur room ka darwaza lock kardeta hai.

Alia : Bholu yeh kya kar rahe ho.

Shraddha : Tumne Darwaza kyu lock kardiya.

Alia : Bholu Tum karne kya vaale ho.

Bholu : Chup bilkul chup.

Alia aur Shraddha bilkul chup ho jaati hai.

Bholu : Ab tum sirf sunogi kuch nahi bologi.

Dono haa mai sir hilaati hai.

Bholu : Aakhirkar yeh mauka aa hi gaya itne saal intazar kiya maine itne saalo se tumhare naam ki muth maar raha tha aaj vo mauka aa hi gaya aaj mai tumari chut aur gaand maarunga tumhe apni randi ki tarah chodunga. Ab vo muth maarne ka samay gaya aakhirkar ab mai asli maza lunga ab tum dekho dono. Aaj dekho ek aam aadmi ki hawas. Tum dono ko aaj jee bharkar chodunga mai.

Yeh baate sunkar Alia aur Shraddha dono darr jaati hai aur sochti hai ki ab kya hoga.

Alia : Shraddha yaar hum toh isse seedha samajh rahe the yeh toh bahut hi bura aadmi nikla.
Shraddha : Haa yaar yeh toh hume chodne ke iraade lekar aaya hai.
Alia : Kya Kare Ab.
Shraddha : Sun Ek Kaam Karte Hai Fatafat Gate ki Taraf Bhaagte hai Aur Gate kholke yaha se nikal jaayenge.
Alia : Haa chal theek hai.
TO BE CONTINUED

Bholu ki tow qismat khul gayi luxury hotel m ghoomne ko mila Alia or sharddha ke luxury room m baithne ko mila leki iss sabme bhai shahab ki hawas jaag gayi yeh kuch jaldi tow nahi ker reha bholu ya fir aisa tow nahi ki sapna dekh raha
Baherhal dekhte h sapna ya fir haqeeqat