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Naya Safar
Toh Bolu Alia ko call karta hai.
Bholu : Hello .
Alia : Hello baby aaj humko kaise yaad kiya.
Bholu : Arre meri jaan chahe kuch bhi hojaaye par mai tujhe thodi na bhul sakta hu.
Alia : Acha ji ab badi meethi meethi baate kar rahe ho kya khyaal hai. Mujhe tumhare iraade kuch theek nahi lag rahe.
Bholu : Iraade toh bade nek hai meri jaan.
Alia : Acha ji aur batao abtak kaha the 2 din se humse milne nahi aaye yaad nahi aayi kya hamari.
Bholu : Arre nahi meri jaan yaad toh bahut aayi bas mai nahi aa paaya kisi kaam ke silsile mai.
Alia : Acha toh kab aa rahe ho humse milne.
Bholu : Bas nikal gaya hu kuch der mai pahuch jaaunga.
Alia : Acha jaldi aao bolke phone kaat deti hai.
Bholu toh ghar se nikal chuka tha aur kuch hi der mai unke hotel pahuch jaata . Par raaste mai uski bike ka tire puncture hogaya ab usne fatafat se puncture banwaya aur hotel ke liye nnikal gaya.
Jab Bholu hotel pahucha toh usne unke kamre ka gate knock kiya aur phir Alia ne aake darwaza khola aur usse ek deep kiss kardiya.
Aur kaha ab tak kaha the tum Bholu maine itna intazaar kiya tumhara ab jaake mujhe kitna acha lag raha hai. Aur phir usne Bholu ko andar sofe pe baitha diya.
Bholu : Meri jaan Shraddha kaha hai.
Alia : vo abhi naha rahi hai.
Aur tabhi bathroom mai se Shraddha nikal ke aati hai uske baal uska poora sharir bheega hua tha aur paani tapak raha tha.
Aur phir vo towel mai hi vaha par beth jaati hai.
Aur Bholu unhe batata hai.
Bholu : Yaar shraddha Alia mai ab tumhare saath nahi reh sakta.
Shraddha & Alia : Kyu Bholu
Bholu : Yaar mai tumhare level ka nahi hu tumhare status ka nahi hu.
Shraddha : Toh kya hua Bholu Sabse upar pyaar hai aur hum tumse pyaar karte hai kya tum humse nahi karte pyaar.
Bholu : Mai bhi tumse bahut pyaar karta hu par hum apne iss rishte ko kabhi public nahi kar paayenge kyunki meri koi pehchan nahi hai aur agar humne aisa kara toh tum dono ki bahut badnaami hogi.
Alia : baat toh tum theek kar rahe ho.
Shraddha : Par hum iss mudde par kar kya sakte hai.
Bholu : Hum kar sakte hai.
Alia : Kya Bholu batao hume bhi.
Bholu : Hum ek film banayenge jisme mai hero hounga aur mai apne aapko uss film se launch karunga aur vo film hum kjo se banwayenge isse mereko bahut jaldi bahut jyada fame mil jaayega ab bas tum mujhe kjo se milwa do.
Shraddha : Idea toh accha hai chalo hum tumhari aur kjo ki meeting fix karwate hai.
Bholu (man mai) Ab aayega na maza.
TO BE CONTINUED............
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Abto movie ka cast ka wait ha kase bholu unki leta haAb script aur starcast decide karne ke baad Bholu jaata hai shraddha aur alia se milne aakhir Karan Johar jaise bade director aur producer e vahi dono toh milwa sakti thi usse .
Naya Safar
Toh Bolu Alia ko call karta hai.
Bholu : Hello .
Alia : Hello baby aaj humko kaise yaad kiya.
Bholu : Arre meri jaan chahe kuch bhi hojaaye par mai tujhe thodi na bhul sakta hu.
Alia : Acha ji ab badi meethi meethi baate kar rahe ho kya khyaal hai. Mujhe tumhare iraade kuch theek nahi lag rahe.
Bholu : Iraade toh bade nek hai meri jaan.
Alia : Acha ji aur batao abtak kaha the 2 din se humse milne nahi aaye yaad nahi aayi kya hamari.
Bholu : Arre nahi meri jaan yaad toh bahut aayi bas mai nahi aa paaya kisi kaam ke silsile mai.
Alia : Acha toh kab aa rahe ho humse milne.
Bholu : Bas nikal gaya hu kuch der mai pahuch jaaunga.
Alia : Acha jaldi aao bolke phone kaat deti hai.
Bholu toh ghar se nikal chuka tha aur kuch hi der mai unke hotel pahuch jaata . Par raaste mai uski bike ka tire puncture hogaya ab usne fatafat se puncture banwaya aur hotel ke liye nnikal gaya.
Jab Bholu hotel pahucha toh usne unke kamre ka gate knock kiya aur phir Alia ne aake darwaza khola aur usse ek deep kiss kardiya.
Aur kaha ab tak kaha the tum Bholu maine itna intazaar kiya tumhara ab jaake mujhe kitna acha lag raha hai. Aur phir usne Bholu ko andar sofe pe baitha diya.
Bholu : Meri jaan Shraddha kaha hai.
Alia : vo abhi naha rahi hai.
Aur tabhi bathroom mai se Shraddha nikal ke aati hai uske baal uska poora sharir bheega hua tha aur paani tapak raha tha.
Aur phir vo towel mai hi vaha par beth jaati hai.
Aur Bholu unhe batata hai.
Bholu : Yaar shraddha Alia mai ab tumhare saath nahi reh sakta.
Shraddha & Alia : Kyu Bholu
Bholu : Yaar mai tumhare level ka nahi hu tumhare status ka nahi hu.
Shraddha : Toh kya hua Bholu Sabse upar pyaar hai aur hum tumse pyaar karte hai kya tum humse nahi karte pyaar.
Bholu : Mai bhi tumse bahut pyaar karta hu par hum apne iss rishte ko kabhi public nahi kar paayenge kyunki meri koi pehchan nahi hai aur agar humne aisa kara toh tum dono ki bahut badnaami hogi.
Alia : baat toh tum theek kar rahe ho.
Shraddha : Par hum iss mudde par kar kya sakte hai.
Bholu : Hum kar sakte hai.
Alia : Kya Bholu batao hume bhi.
Bholu : Hum ek film banayenge jisme mai hero hounga aur mai apne aapko uss film se launch karunga aur vo film hum kjo se banwayenge isse mereko bahut jaldi bahut jyada fame mil jaayega ab bas tum mujhe kjo se milwa do.
Shraddha : Idea toh accha hai chalo hum tumhari aur kjo ki meeting fix karwate hai.
Bholu (man mai) Ab aayega na maza.
TO BE CONTINUED............
AB AAGE
Ab Shraddha aur Alia Bholu ki meeting Kjo se fix kara deti hai aur ab voh usse milne jaate hai. Teeno gaadi mai bethte hai aur kjo ke office ke liye nikal jaate hai. Pahuchne ke baad vo reception pe jaake receptionist ko kehte hai ki vo karan ko batade ki vo aa gaye hai. Aur receptionist fatafat se kjo ko batadeti hai ki Alia Shraddha aur unka dost aa gaye hai. Kjo unko bulwata hai aur vo teeno andar jaake beth jaate hai. Karan yeh dekhke hairaan tha ki itni bade ghar ki ladkiya itni top notch heroines itne gande dikhne vaale aadmi ke saath aayi hai aur uski sifaarish laga rahi ha.Karan : Haa bolo alia kya kaam tha tumhe kyu phone kiya tha.
Alia : Sir voh hum chahte the ki aap humare dost Bholu ko cast karke ek film banaye. Usko aap bollywood mai launch kare.
Karan : Acha par pehle mai dekhna chahta hu ki isme itna dam bhi hai ki yeh meri film mai cast ho sake.
Alia & Shraddha : Thik hai sir aapko jo puchna hai vo aap isse pooch sakte hai.
Karan : Mai chahta hu ki tum dono room se bahar jaake wait karo. Mai isse akele mai baat karna chahta hu.
Alia & Shraddha : Ok Sir.
Aur vo dono room se bahar lobby mai chale jaate hai.
Karan : Toh batao Bholu kya soch ke aaye ho. Ki mai tumhare liye koi film banaunga achi script dhoondunga achi cast laaunga haa .
Bholu : Nahi sir cast aur script maine pehle se hi decide karli hai.
Karan : Acha sabkuch tay karke aaye ho. zara dikhao mujhe.
Bholu apni file karan ko pakda deta hai.
Karan kuch der uss script ko dhyaan se padta hai. Aur phir uske chehere pe bahut hi jyada gusse vaala expression nazar aane lagta hai.
Bholu : Kya hua sir.
Karan : What nonsense. Disgusting. Kitni vulgar script hai yeh aisi film ko karne ke liye bahut low class heroines ke alawa koi raazi nahi hoga aur mai bhi aisi film mai kabhi haath nahi daalunga jisse meri badnaami ho. yeh soch kaise liya tumne ki mai yeh karunga.
Bholu : Sir yeh bahut hi jyada earning film hogi meri baat maaniye aap.
Karan : Acha mujhe toh nahi lagta jara cast dikhao apni dekhe toh kisse cast kiya hai tumne itni vulgar film mai.
Bholu apni cast ki file Karan ko thama deta hai.
Karan kuch der cast dekhta hai aur kehta hai.
Karan : Arre yaar itni high class heroines inme se koi bhi itni vulgar film karne ke liye nahi maanega.
Karan : Sorry mai isme tumhari koi help nahi kar sakta.
Bholu : But Sir.
Karan : But vut kuch nahi jaao yaha se mai yeh film nah kar sakta.
Ab Bholu koi aur rasta naa dekhte huye machine nikalta hai aur karan ko hypnotize karleta hai. Aur usse order deta hai ki vo yeh film banaye issi star cast ke saath.
Ab Karan aur Bholu star cast ko sign kaise kiya jaaye voh sochte hai. Toh Bholu sochta hai ki vo cast ko script read karne ke liye denge hi nahi balki vo shuru mai hi itna paisa offer kardenge ko cast refuse naa kar paaye.
Kiara Advani - 55 cr.
Disha Patani - 30 cr.
and so on.
TO BE CONTINUED......
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