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Fabulous update BhaiUpdate 22
Back to College ( Bhanu's Past) Bhanu naya naya college pe aaya tha... Engineering... College ke gate ke bahar khade usne nhi kayi saare sapne dekhein.. aur computer science department main enter Kiya...
College ki roads aur gardens ke beech se safar karte hue kahi sapnon ko apne dimag ki unchayiyon se dekh raha tha... Har baar, yehi sochta ki yahan se kuch kar guzarna hai... Bhanu ko college chodhne wala koi nahin tha... Sabke maa baap aaye they pehla din college ke gate tak..
but usey lene koi nhain...
Sapne bade they lekin josh bhi kam nahin tha... Aur woh students se pooch pooch ke woh apne class pahunch jaata hai...
Class main kul 60 bacche they... Aur sabhi apni apni seat pe baithke pehle class ka intezar karne lage... Bhanu bhi apni seat pe baithkar dhyaan se dekhne laga sabhi students ko... Pehle toh uski nazar ladkiyon pe padi... Aur dekha kuch khaas nahin thi koi... Uske class main... Lekin tabhi ek awaaz class ke shaant mahaul main goonji... Jisey dekhne lagbhag saare ladkom ne apne gardan ko takleef di aur modh ke peeche taraf dekhne lage...
Na jaane kaun thi woh ladki... Lekin agar cute aur hot ka mixture thi toh bas woh unn 30 ladkon ke khade lund ki gawayi thi... Ki yeh ladki jo bhi thi usne ek saath sabka khada kar diya tha...
Ladki: Excuse me, sir may I come in?
Sir: What's your name?
Ladki: Sir, Rakul Preet Singh, sir
Sir: tum isi class ki ho?
Rakul: Yes, sir.
Sir: Okay, come in...aur first day pe he late...
Rakul: Sorry, sir, woh car puncture ho gaya tha...
Sir: Thoda sajna kamm karogi toh time bach he jayega...
Rakul, professor ko ghurte hue apne seat pe jaake baith jaati hai...aur professor bhi apne kaam pe shuru ho jaate hain...phir naya saal wahi unki purani padhayi... Aur agar dekha jaaye...toh bhanu ka bhi lund usey dekh khada tha... Aur halke halke har class ke ladke apne plans bana liye they ki kaise Rakul ko approach kare...
Aur bas bell ka intezar tha aur sabne apne khel shuru karne they... Ab Rakul ki baari thi ki woh kisey chunti...
Logon ke saamne toh bhanu joke he Banna tha kyunki woh har mazak ka part tha... Rakul ko jo bhi approach karta woh bhanu ka mazak bana deta ki kaunsi he ladki usey choose karegi...sanwla sa hai... Yeh woh... Jabki koi bhi uske character ko nahin bata raha tha... Bas uske kaalepan ka mazak bana raha tha...
AUr iss baat pe Rakul bhi hans deti...lekin haal- e-dastoor yeh tha ki ladkon ke itne mazak ke karan..bhanu ka naam Rakul ke dimag pe baith gaya tha...aur agle class tha prof. Maity ka, jissey har class student darte they...
Class ke poore shaant mahaul main... Professor kuch samjha rha tha..lekin ek haath utha...aur iss shaant mahaul main sabke shock hone ki awaaz sunai de rah thi... Aur woh haath uthane wala tha bhanu... Toh ladke mazak karna shuru kr diye..
ladka1 : Abey baith Jaa kaale...baith Jaa... Chutiya mat bann
Ladka 2: Bhai light zyada on kar..andhera he dikh nahin Raha...saala aadmi dikh he nahin raha...
Class main hansi ki awaaz goonj uthti hai... Lekin Rakul aur ek ladka shaant baithey they... Kyunki woh log ek chiz ka gaur kar rahe they...jis Maity sir se sab darte they aaj usi ke saamne unhe prashn karne ke liye...koi Seena taan ke khada hai...
Maity: S-I-L-E-N-C-E karke zor se chillata hai...aur sab ek dum shaant ho jaate hain...aur saare students Maity ki traaf mudh jaate hain...
Maity: Yes, Mr.Bhanu, what is wrong with this equation?
Bhanu: (totlate hue) Sir, sir...
Maity: Kya? Sir sir? Huh?
Ladka 3: Ladke ka munh band.. baith Jaa chutiye... Baith Jaa...
Kuch saamne bench wale ladkon ne "boooooo" wala shor bhi kiya.. inn sabhi cheezon se bhanu thoda underconfident feel kar raha tha... Phir usey aankhon ke saamne woh chehra dikha..jisey dekh pehli baar uski dil ki dhadkanein tez hui thi... Aur yeh baat Rakul ne dhyaan bhi ki bhanu ne aankhein band Kari thi...
phir Bhanu ne palat ke dekha..Rakul ki taraf...Issey Rakul apna chehra idhar udhar karne lagti hai...taaki koi bhanu ke rakul ko dekhne ko baat notice na kar sake...
Bhanu: Sir, yeh jo equation aap padha rahe ho woh galat hai... And I can prove it.
Poora class shaant th kyunki ek toh maity ke class main bolna badi thi lekin bhanu ne Maity jaise mahaan professor ko bhi galat bata diya tha... Sabko laga ki maity toh ab bhanu ko acche se lega... Lekin Maity ne smile kiya aur aage badhke.. book table pe de zor se maara..
MAity: Matlab, MrBhanu ka yeh manna hai ki woh book se bhi zyada jante hain...
Aur class pe sab hans dete hain.. lekin Rakul aur woh ladka shaant they... Dono gaur se bhanu ko dekh rahe they...
Bhanu: No, sir, main book se zyada kaise jaan sakta hoon...bas yeh hai ki... Shayad misprint ho gaya ho...
Maity: Toh aapko itni fikr hai toh sahi kya hai woh bhi bata dijiye...
Bhanu: Sir, actually woh equation probability pe based hai aur aap graphs se solve karne ki koshish kar rhe ho... aur maity ko thoda samjhata hai...
Maity bhi bhanu ki baat dhyaan se sunn raha tha.. aur jaise he bhanu ki baat khatam hui woh gaya aur board ke pass jaake khada ho gaya... Aur thodi der wahan khade rehne ke baad aur ek do dafa book ko check karne ke baad...
Ladka 4: Ab bhanu ke Maity ne laude laga dene hain...aur kuch log uske support main hanste hain..
Lekin Maity ke kuch der shaant rehne ke baad woh zor zor se taali bajane ki koshish karta hai...aur na jaane kyun yeh sab dekh ke Rakul bahut khush thi...aur ek surprise main hans deti hai... Mann he mann "WOW" bolti hai...
Bhanu bhi halka smile karta hai...
Maity: Wow, I mean great.
pehle he din accha performance rehne wala hai matlab...
Phir ek ghanta class karne ke baad maity class se nikal jaata hai... Aur uske saath bhanu bhi... Toh Rakul bhi usey dekh uska peecha karti hai...na jaane kyun aisa kiya..
but woh uske peeche jaane lagi...aur bhanu ko canteen ki taraf jaate hue dekhti hai...
Rakul (mann main): shayad khane ja raha hai...yehi time hai dosti karne ka...
Bhanu, canteen jaake ek dosa leta hai aur dosa leke ek kone table pe baith jaata hai...aur apna laptop kholkr kuch dekh raha hota hai... Tabhi saamne se subah wala awaaz aati hai...
Rakul : Hey!!
Bhanu laptop pe se nazre uthake... Upar dekhta hai aur shaksaat Rakul ko khada paake...woh hadbada ke uthta hai... Phir baith jataa hai...
Bhanu: Hey, Hie!!
Rakul: Can i sit here?
Bhanu: I can't see a "Not allowed" board here...so please have a seat.
Woh smile karte hui baith jaati hai aur kuch der dono chup he rehte hain... Bhanu ussey baat karne se darr raha tha kyonki poore college ko sabse khoobsurat ladki uske paas baithi thi... Thandi main bhi paseene aa rahe they...kyunki usne mahaul he aisa garam kr diya tha..
Rakul actually, cute or hot a mixture thi...woh cute bhi thi aur saath he hot bhi thi...
Rakul: Maity sir, wow..itni himmat kahan se aayi??? Tum me...
Bhanu: Galat hai toh galat hai... Aur upar se wahi answer exam main likh ke aati toh dusra teacher toh fail kar he deta na...aur kisika bura ho yeh nahin dekh sakta main..
Rakul: Phir log jo itna bura bolte hain unka kya?
Bhanu: Bura lagta hai...lekin kya he kar sakte hain?? Tum he batana... Woh log agar mujhe neeche karke bada Banna chahte hain...toh banne do..mujhe kya? Lekin ek din main jab badha banunga toh bina shor kiye he poora halla mach jayega... Hai na?
Rakul: Bada, in the sense? Tum bhi toh job he karoge na..?? Aur smile karti hai...
Bhanu: ab yeh sab pehle se thodi pata hota hai... Lekin haan job nahin karunga...
Rakul: Toh fir?
Bhanu: Apna kuch karunga...ek app develop karunga... Idea he nahin mil Raha...
Rakul: Kya soch kya hai tumhari??
Bhanu: Kuch aisa banana chahta hun... Jo logon ke kaam aa sake.. and hello!! Main tumhe yeh sab kyun bata raha hun?? Hum itne bhi close nahin hain...
aur dono hans dete hain...
Rakul: Friends??
Bhanu: Friends...aur dono haath milate hain...
Iske baad Rakul aur bhanu Roz milne lage.. aise he do saal beet gaye... Aur bhanu aur Rakul ab acche dost bann gaye they... Bhanu ki Rakul ke saath badhti nazdeekiyaan ki badh rahi thi...
Tabhi college pe ek competition aata hai... Aur saath he college pe ek nayi prof bhi aati hai... Deepika padukone... Lecturer of Cloud Computing aur competition ki team inhi ko select karni thi...
Competition pairs main hone they.. aur har college ko apne kisi do candidate ko bhejna tha... Toh ab college walon ne ek exam rakha..jo ki ek hafte baad hona tha... Aur Bhanu ke liye yeh mauka tha... Ki woh jeet paaye...
Toh exam conduct kiya gaya... Aur exam main bhanu aur ek ladki ne top kiya... Woh ladki Rakul nahin thi...
Toh ek announcement kiya jaata hai... Ki bhanu aur woh ladki, Deepika ke chamber main jayenge...aur woh discuss karenge...ki competition jeetna kaise hai... Aur agle ek hafte tak class suspend kiya jaata hai inka... Kyunki inhe sirf aur sirf competition pe dhyaan dena tha...
Aur Yahan Rakul aur Bhanu ek bench pe baith ke baat kar rahe they...
Rakul: Waah!! Yaar itne intelligent ho...tum... Jeet gaye yeh bhi... Mujhe pata he tha...lekin...yeh galat hai.
Bhanu: Kya? Mera jeetna?
Rakul: Nahin nahin...woh nahin... bas yeh ki meri aur uss ladki ke marks same aaye...phir bhi usey prefer kiya gaya... Mujhe nahin... Aisa kyun? Mujhe samajh nahin aa raha...
Bhanu: Haan, yeh toh mujhe bhi samajh nahin aaya...tum hoti toh ka karne main aur maza aata...
Rakul tirchi nigahon se usey dekhti hai...aur bolti hai..
Rakul: Aisa kyun??
Bhanu: Bas aise he... Tum hoti ho toh kaam karne main aur Mann lagta hai bas... Aur ek baat... Main kal teen mahinon ke liye jaa raha hun... toh bas tumse ek baat kehni thi... Bahut dinon se kehna chah raha tha...but kaha nahin...
Rakul, bhanu ki aankhon main dekhti hai...aur usey woh sawaal bhi pata tha aur jawab bhi... Aur woh bhanu ko ek surprise deti hai...
Rakul: Chup!! Mujhe pata hai tum kya puchna chahte ho...aur mera jawab bhi teyyar hai...
Bhanu: Main samjha nahin...
aur halki halki hawaon ke beech...dono akele baithey hue they..sardi ki thandi thandi hawaon ka sparsh dono ke jism ko choo ke iss mahaul ko aur rangeen bana rahe they...
Rakul halka sa saamne jhukti hai, dheere se apni aankhein band krti hai... Aur apni garmi saanson ke ehsaas bhanu ke lips ke paas deti hai...aur saamne hokar ek halki si kiss uske honthon pe kr deti hai...dono ke lab takrate hain toh bhanu ki dil ki dhadkan badh jaati hai...
Rakul: Tumhare sawaal kaJawaab yeh hai aur apna bag utha ke khadi ho jaati hai...hans ke...
Bhanu: Thank you Rakul...thank you aur ek dum zor se kood padhta hai...
Rakul (peeche mudh ke): Main teen mahine tumhare bina nahin reh sakti... Please mujhe saath le chalo...
Bhanu ko phir kisi unknown number de call aata hai... Aur woh pick karta hai..
Bhanu: Hello?? Who is this??
Female 1: Is this bhanu??
Bhanu: Yeah..
Female 1: Hello, bhanu, am Ms. Deepika padukone, your team head. Hope you will come to meet me in my chamber in 5 mins. I will introduce you to your team mate too..hope we have a nice session together...
Bhanu: Yeah, mam, sure am on my way...
Rakul: Kahan jaa rahe ho??
Bhanu hadbadate hue...woh Deepika mam ka phone tha unhone bulaya hai...
Dono saath ke chalte hain... Chalte chalte Rakul bhanu ka haath apne haathon main le leti hai aur uske kandhe pe sar rakh ke chalti hai...
Saare ladkein...Bhanu aur Rakul ki jodi dekh ke...yeh soch rahe they... Ki iss kaale ladke ko yeh Bala kaise mil gayi...
Chalte chalte woh Deepika ke room ke bahar pahunch jaate hain.. Bhanu ne aajtak sirf Deepika mam ka naam suna hai...usne kabhi unhe dekha nahin...
sabke munh se yehi suna hai ki bahut sexy hai hot hai... Kuch logon ne toh hostel main Deepika mam ki tasveerein kheench ke deewar pe chipka ke muth bhi maari thi...
Rakul: Tum Deepika mam se meri bhi baat karo na??
Bhanu: Okay!! Karta hun...
Rakul: Okay aur smile karti hai aur door ke bahar rukh jaati hai...
Bhanu fir door khol kar office ke andar jaata hai aur saamne baithi Deepika ko dekh ke uske hosh udh jaate hai... Matlab log jhut nahin bol rahe they...yeh toh vakayi main... Behad kaatila Husn ki maalkin hai... Uff!! Aag hai aag...
Deepika: Come in, bhanu.
Deepika apni nazrein uthake bhanu ko traf dekhti hai aur dono ki nazrein kareeb kareeb 1 min tak ek doosre se milti hai...
Deepika: Bhanu, tumhe pata hai na...ki humlog ko mumbai jaana hai...aur wahan 3 mahine rehna hai... Yeh college aaj bhi private hai lekin humare director idey University banana chahte hain...agar yeh competition jeet gaye toh hum karan honge iss college ko university banane main... Aur mujhe tumpe poora bharosa hai...kyunki 90% bacche fail ho gayein hain... Aur tumse tum dono he acche marks la paaye.. So mujhe tumse bahut zyada umeedein hain...
Tabhi peeche se ek awaaz aayi..
Female: May I come in, mam?
Deepika mere peeche dekh ke haan main ishara karti hai...
Deepika: Bhanu this is your teammate... Pooja Hegde...
Bhanu uski taraf mudhta hai...aur dekhte he reh jaata hai... Yeh iski zindagi main kya ho raha tha...kabhi ek ladki uske aaspaas nahin bathki thi...aaj do haseena ek he room pe...kya taangein hain Pooja ki...uff!! Kaatil hansi...aur ek dum jiska chahra dekh ke he ladkon ka lund khada ho jaye...waisi shakal...
Woh sahi kehte they...dene wala jab bhi deta...deta chappad phad ke...
aur bhanu khush tha...lekin..bahar Rakul uska intezar kar rahi thi...
Pooja: Hie.
Bhanu: Hello aur smile karta hai...
Deepika: So, these are your tickets... And we fly after a month...
Bhanu: Mam, i have a small request...
Deepika: yes, kya hai??
Bhanu: Mam, actually, Rakul preet singh you know right mam?
Deepika: Haan, jo third aayi thi...but uske aur Pooja ke marks same they...toh??
Bhanu: Mam, woh bhi aana chahti hai..
so please aap Dean se baat karengi.
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Deepika: Is this a joke to you bhanu? Hum koi trip pe jaa rahe hain kya??? Sirf do logon ka he hai competition...
Bhanu: mam, she is talented... Aur woh rahegi toh main aur zyada concentrate kar paunga... Samajh rahi ho na aap?
Deepika: But yeh mere haath main nahin hai...tumhe... Dean madam se baat karni chahiye...
Bhanu: Thik hai madam...lekin agar Dean madam ne Haan bola toh aao naa nahin krengi...
Deepika usko bade bade nazron se dekhti hai... Aur haan main sar hila deti hai...
Pooja: All the best with the bitch...
Bhanu gate ke bahar aata hai aur Rakul ki taraf dekhta hai...
Rakul: Any luck??
Bhanu: Am trying baby...mam ne bola hai Dean madam ko convince Karo... Toh woh he decide kr skti hain...
Rakul smiles aur bhanu ke gaal pe kiss kar deti hai...
Bhanu: Tum class jao, main Dean mam ke paas jaata hoon...okay?
Rakul: Thank you, aur Bhanu phir Dean mam ke cabin jataa hai...
Jaate he...woh knock karta hai jisse Dean madam ke secretary gate kholti hai...
Secretary: Come in... Aur bhanu dheere dheere halke kadmon se chalke Dean madam ke room pe jaata hai...bada sa cabin...ek chair beech main rakhu hui uske saamne apple ka laptop aur ek adedh umar ki aurat laptop pe kaam kar rahi thi...
Bhanu table ke paas jaake...baith jaata hai..aur Dean madam ki taraf dekhta hai...40 ke aas paas ki hogi..mam... Abhi tk usey mam ka chahra nhin dikhta hai...
Bhanu apna gala thik karke... Kuch bolta hai...
Bhanu: Good morning, mam,
TAbhi uski nazar nameplate pe jaati hia jo table pe rakhi hui thi...
"AISHWARYA RAI"
Bold aksharon main likha hua tha..
Aishwarya: Yeah, bhanu what can I do for you?
"Libaaz main lipta koi hoor ho tum, jannat ki hoorein sharma jaye aisi Noor ho tum"
Bhanu ko kehne ka Mann hua... Kyunki sahi main jannat ki hoorein sharma jayein...aisi khoobsurat husn thi Aishwarya...
Bhanu bas usey dekhta he reh gaya... Kya he khoobsurat thi...
Kuch pal woh shaant reh gaya...uski aankhein bas aishwarya ki khoobsurat chehre ko dekhne main lagi thi...aur yeh baat aishwarya ko bhi pata chal chuki thi aur usne halki si smile di... Aur apna cleavage halka sa dikhati hai...
Bhanu ki nazrein ab aishwarya ke cleavage pe thi...aur aishwarya ne uski nazron ka peecha karte hue yeh samjha gyai thi ki bhanu uske husn ka deewana bann chuka hai...aur yeh baat usey bhi pata thi..
Rakul bahar thi gate...
Aishwarya: I know tum kisliye aaye ho...aur main woh kaam kar bhi sakti hoon...
Bhanu: Mam, kya? Aap kar skti hain??
Aishwarya: Haan, but ek shart pe...
Bhanu: Kya mam? Boliye sab manzoor hai...
Aishwarya: Arey manzoor se pehle...mujhe irshaad toh karne toh...
Bhanu: Haan, mam, boliye...
Aishwarya: Pehli shart agar woh gayi...toh iss waqt college poora expense dega...aur expense tumse college tabhi he wapas mangegi jab tum haar jaoge...jeet gaye toh koi tension nahin...
Doosri shart...aur thodi der Rukh jaati hai...lambi saans leti hai...
Bhanu: Mam, dusri shart?
Aishwarya: Dusri shart yeh ke do condition hain...
Bhanu: Mam, shart pe bhi condition?
Aishwarya : Haan, suno toh...
Bhanu: Haan, mam boliye na..
Bhanu ne socha zyada se zyada kya maang legi studies ke hisaab se bhanu thik tha... Aur baaki sab me bhi thik tha...
Toh kya he maang lengi...
lekin aishwarya ko bahut saalon baad kisi mard ki nazar itne directly uske jism pe mahsoos hui thi...uski nazron ne aishwarya ke makhmal jaise shareer pe garmi ka ka kiya tha... Aur woh janti thi ki college ke ladke uspe line maarte hain...lekin bhanu ne uske jism pe seedha attack kiya tha...ab pati ke death ke 10 ho gaye they...
Aishwarya apne chair se uthti hai...aur bhanu ke paas jaati hai aur kneel karti hai...aur phir Bhanu ki aankhon main dekhti hai....
bhanu, aishwarya ki neeli neeli aankhon main kho gaya tha... Aur aishwarya ke itne paas aate hue dekh...uska khada ho gaya...jissey aishwarya ne bhaanp liya...aur smile kardi...
Aishwarya: Yeh kya hai?
Bhanu: Mam, woh mam sorry mam, sorry...
Aishwarya: What, sorry? What kind of pervert you are??
Bhanu: Mam, sorry...
aur apna sar jhuka leta hai...
Aishwarya: Iss galti ki saza milegi tumhe...
Bhanu: Mam, am really sorry... Mam...
Aishwarya: Saza paane ke liye mere message ka wait Karo...
Bhanu: Sorry mam..
AIshwarya: Now, get out, you pervert.... Aur zor se chillati hai...
Bhanu bhaut he insult feel karke, uthta hai aur bahar jaans lagta hai...tabhi peeche se aishwarya bolti hai...
Aishwarya: Aur, haan, Rakul bhi jaa sakti hai... Agar meri dusri shart manzoor hgi toh...jo main sham ko bataungi...
Bhanu bina peeche palte he chal deta hai...aur jaate he saath Rakul ko dekhta hai... Aur Rakul ki ummedon ki nazrein...bhanu ko pata chal chuki thi...aur bhanu ne bhi smile karke haan main sar hila diya tha...
Rakul ne khushi se aakar Bhanu ko gale laga diya aur uske gaal pe ek kiss kar di...
(PRESENT TIMES)Bhanu neend se uthta hai... Aur apne lambe se khayalon wali past ko bhula kar shower leta hai aur naha kar bahar aa jaata hai...
TAbhi Deepika bhi chalke room pe aati hai... Aur bhanu sirf towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya tha...upar se usne kuch bhi nahin pehna tha...
Deepika bas ek nazar bhanu ke jism ko nihaar rahi thi...
Woh nazrein hata he nahin Rahi thi.. par bhanu ko sharam aa rahi thi...
Bhanu: Deepika, tum yahan??
Deepika apne hosh main aake dekhti hai usey...aur Deepika apne pehle din ke job ke liye ready thi...
Deepika: I hope tum mujhe drop kar doge??
Bhanu: Yeah, sure...
Deepika: thank you....aur woh room se chali jaati hai...
Bhanu teyyar hokar room pe ataa hai aur chalne ka ishara karta hai... Ab samasya yeh thi ki office main sab usey boss he janta they aur office main Deepika ko bhanu ko sacchi ka pata chalna he tha...
aur bhai aap heroines ke sirf mane hi daalo..unka surname mat add karo..!! jaise aapne bataya ki kareena kapoor aur alia bhatt behne hai..lekin kapoor aur bhatt different surname wali kaise behne ho sakti hai..isliye bas naam use karo..aur surname use karna hai toh relation ke hisab se karo..!!Malaika bhi aayengi but kab abhi nahin bata sakta...but aapne accha idea diya bhai thank you...please enjoy the story
nice update..!!Update 22
Back to College ( Bhanu's Past) Bhanu naya naya college pe aaya tha... Engineering... College ke gate ke bahar khade usne nhi kayi saare sapne dekhein.. aur computer science department main enter Kiya...
College ki roads aur gardens ke beech se safar karte hue kahi sapnon ko apne dimag ki unchayiyon se dekh raha tha... Har baar, yehi sochta ki yahan se kuch kar guzarna hai... Bhanu ko college chodhne wala koi nahin tha... Sabke maa baap aaye they pehla din college ke gate tak..
but usey lene koi nhain...
Sapne bade they lekin josh bhi kam nahin tha... Aur woh students se pooch pooch ke woh apne class pahunch jaata hai...
Class main kul 60 bacche they... Aur sabhi apni apni seat pe baithke pehle class ka intezar karne lage... Bhanu bhi apni seat pe baithkar dhyaan se dekhne laga sabhi students ko... Pehle toh uski nazar ladkiyon pe padi... Aur dekha kuch khaas nahin thi koi... Uske class main... Lekin tabhi ek awaaz class ke shaant mahaul main goonji... Jisey dekhne lagbhag saare ladkom ne apne gardan ko takleef di aur modh ke peeche taraf dekhne lage...
Na jaane kaun thi woh ladki... Lekin agar cute aur hot ka mixture thi toh bas woh unn 30 ladkon ke khade lund ki gawayi thi... Ki yeh ladki jo bhi thi usne ek saath sabka khada kar diya tha...
Ladki: Excuse me, sir may I come in?
Sir: What's your name?
Ladki: Sir, Rakul Preet Singh, sir
Sir: tum isi class ki ho?
Rakul: Yes, sir.
Sir: Okay, come in...aur first day pe he late...
Rakul: Sorry, sir, woh car puncture ho gaya tha...
Sir: Thoda sajna kamm karogi toh time bach he jayega...
Rakul, professor ko ghurte hue apne seat pe jaake baith jaati hai...aur professor bhi apne kaam pe shuru ho jaate hain...phir naya saal wahi unki purani padhayi... Aur agar dekha jaaye...toh bhanu ka bhi lund usey dekh khada tha... Aur halke halke har class ke ladke apne plans bana liye they ki kaise Rakul ko approach kare...
Aur bas bell ka intezar tha aur sabne apne khel shuru karne they... Ab Rakul ki baari thi ki woh kisey chunti...
Logon ke saamne toh bhanu joke he Banna tha kyunki woh har mazak ka part tha... Rakul ko jo bhi approach karta woh bhanu ka mazak bana deta ki kaunsi he ladki usey choose karegi...sanwla sa hai... Yeh woh... Jabki koi bhi uske character ko nahin bata raha tha... Bas uske kaalepan ka mazak bana raha tha...
AUr iss baat pe Rakul bhi hans deti...lekin haal- e-dastoor yeh tha ki ladkon ke itne mazak ke karan..bhanu ka naam Rakul ke dimag pe baith gaya tha...aur agle class tha prof. Maity ka, jissey har class student darte they...
Class ke poore shaant mahaul main... Professor kuch samjha rha tha..lekin ek haath utha...aur iss shaant mahaul main sabke shock hone ki awaaz sunai de rah thi... Aur woh haath uthane wala tha bhanu... Toh ladke mazak karna shuru kr diye..
ladka1 : Abey baith Jaa kaale...baith Jaa... Chutiya mat bann
Ladka 2: Bhai light zyada on kar..andhera he dikh nahin Raha...saala aadmi dikh he nahin raha...
Class main hansi ki awaaz goonj uthti hai... Lekin Rakul aur ek ladka shaant baithey they... Kyunki woh log ek chiz ka gaur kar rahe they...jis Maity sir se sab darte they aaj usi ke saamne unhe prashn karne ke liye...koi Seena taan ke khada hai...
Maity: S-I-L-E-N-C-E karke zor se chillata hai...aur sab ek dum shaant ho jaate hain...aur saare students Maity ki traaf mudh jaate hain...
Maity: Yes, Mr.Bhanu, what is wrong with this equation?
Bhanu: (totlate hue) Sir, sir...
Maity: Kya? Sir sir? Huh?
Ladka 3: Ladke ka munh band.. baith Jaa chutiye... Baith Jaa...
Kuch saamne bench wale ladkon ne "boooooo" wala shor bhi kiya.. inn sabhi cheezon se bhanu thoda underconfident feel kar raha tha... Phir usey aankhon ke saamne woh chehra dikha..jisey dekh pehli baar uski dil ki dhadkanein tez hui thi... Aur yeh baat Rakul ne dhyaan bhi ki bhanu ne aankhein band Kari thi...
phir Bhanu ne palat ke dekha..Rakul ki taraf...Issey Rakul apna chehra idhar udhar karne lagti hai...taaki koi bhanu ke rakul ko dekhne ko baat notice na kar sake...
Bhanu: Sir, yeh jo equation aap padha rahe ho woh galat hai... And I can prove it.
Poora class shaant th kyunki ek toh maity ke class main bolna badi thi lekin bhanu ne Maity jaise mahaan professor ko bhi galat bata diya tha... Sabko laga ki maity toh ab bhanu ko acche se lega... Lekin Maity ne smile kiya aur aage badhke.. book table pe de zor se maara..
MAity: Matlab, MrBhanu ka yeh manna hai ki woh book se bhi zyada jante hain...
Aur class pe sab hans dete hain.. lekin Rakul aur woh ladka shaant they... Dono gaur se bhanu ko dekh rahe they...
Bhanu: No, sir, main book se zyada kaise jaan sakta hoon...bas yeh hai ki... Shayad misprint ho gaya ho...
Maity: Toh aapko itni fikr hai toh sahi kya hai woh bhi bata dijiye...
Bhanu: Sir, actually woh equation probability pe based hai aur aap graphs se solve karne ki koshish kar rhe ho... aur maity ko thoda samjhata hai...
Maity bhi bhanu ki baat dhyaan se sunn raha tha.. aur jaise he bhanu ki baat khatam hui woh gaya aur board ke pass jaake khada ho gaya... Aur thodi der wahan khade rehne ke baad aur ek do dafa book ko check karne ke baad...
Ladka 4: Ab bhanu ke Maity ne laude laga dene hain...aur kuch log uske support main hanste hain..
Lekin Maity ke kuch der shaant rehne ke baad woh zor zor se taali bajane ki koshish karta hai...aur na jaane kyun yeh sab dekh ke Rakul bahut khush thi...aur ek surprise main hans deti hai... Mann he mann "WOW" bolti hai...
Bhanu bhi halka smile karta hai...
Maity: Wow, I mean great.
pehle he din accha performance rehne wala hai matlab...
Phir ek ghanta class karne ke baad maity class se nikal jaata hai... Aur uske saath bhanu bhi... Toh Rakul bhi usey dekh uska peecha karti hai...na jaane kyun aisa kiya..
but woh uske peeche jaane lagi...aur bhanu ko canteen ki taraf jaate hue dekhti hai...
Rakul (mann main): shayad khane ja raha hai...yehi time hai dosti karne ka...
Bhanu, canteen jaake ek dosa leta hai aur dosa leke ek kone table pe baith jaata hai...aur apna laptop kholkr kuch dekh raha hota hai... Tabhi saamne se subah wala awaaz aati hai...
Rakul : Hey!!
Bhanu laptop pe se nazre uthake... Upar dekhta hai aur shaksaat Rakul ko khada paake...woh hadbada ke uthta hai... Phir baith jataa hai...
Bhanu: Hey, Hie!!
Rakul: Can i sit here?
Bhanu: I can't see a "Not allowed" board here...so please have a seat.
Woh smile karte hui baith jaati hai aur kuch der dono chup he rehte hain... Bhanu ussey baat karne se darr raha tha kyonki poore college ko sabse khoobsurat ladki uske paas baithi thi... Thandi main bhi paseene aa rahe they...kyunki usne mahaul he aisa garam kr diya tha..
Rakul actually, cute or hot a mixture thi...woh cute bhi thi aur saath he hot bhi thi...
Rakul: Maity sir, wow..itni himmat kahan se aayi??? Tum me...
Bhanu: Galat hai toh galat hai... Aur upar se wahi answer exam main likh ke aati toh dusra teacher toh fail kar he deta na...aur kisika bura ho yeh nahin dekh sakta main..
Rakul: Phir log jo itna bura bolte hain unka kya?
Bhanu: Bura lagta hai...lekin kya he kar sakte hain?? Tum he batana... Woh log agar mujhe neeche karke bada Banna chahte hain...toh banne do..mujhe kya? Lekin ek din main jab badha banunga toh bina shor kiye he poora halla mach jayega... Hai na?
Rakul: Bada, in the sense? Tum bhi toh job he karoge na..?? Aur smile karti hai...
Bhanu: ab yeh sab pehle se thodi pata hota hai... Lekin haan job nahin karunga...
Rakul: Toh fir?
Bhanu: Apna kuch karunga...ek app develop karunga... Idea he nahin mil Raha...
Rakul: Kya soch kya hai tumhari??
Bhanu: Kuch aisa banana chahta hun... Jo logon ke kaam aa sake.. and hello!! Main tumhe yeh sab kyun bata raha hun?? Hum itne bhi close nahin hain...
aur dono hans dete hain...
Rakul: Friends??
Bhanu: Friends...aur dono haath milate hain...
Iske baad Rakul aur bhanu Roz milne lage.. aise he do saal beet gaye... Aur bhanu aur Rakul ab acche dost bann gaye they... Bhanu ki Rakul ke saath badhti nazdeekiyaan ki badh rahi thi...
Tabhi college pe ek competition aata hai... Aur saath he college pe ek nayi prof bhi aati hai... Deepika padukone... Lecturer of Cloud Computing aur competition ki team inhi ko select karni thi...
Competition pairs main hone they.. aur har college ko apne kisi do candidate ko bhejna tha... Toh ab college walon ne ek exam rakha..jo ki ek hafte baad hona tha... Aur Bhanu ke liye yeh mauka tha... Ki woh jeet paaye...
Toh exam conduct kiya gaya... Aur exam main bhanu aur ek ladki ne top kiya... Woh ladki Rakul nahin thi...
Toh ek announcement kiya jaata hai... Ki bhanu aur woh ladki, Deepika ke chamber main jayenge...aur woh discuss karenge...ki competition jeetna kaise hai... Aur agle ek hafte tak class suspend kiya jaata hai inka... Kyunki inhe sirf aur sirf competition pe dhyaan dena tha...
Aur Yahan Rakul aur Bhanu ek bench pe baith ke baat kar rahe they...
Rakul: Waah!! Yaar itne intelligent ho...tum... Jeet gaye yeh bhi... Mujhe pata he tha...lekin...yeh galat hai.
Bhanu: Kya? Mera jeetna?
Rakul: Nahin nahin...woh nahin... bas yeh ki meri aur uss ladki ke marks same aaye...phir bhi usey prefer kiya gaya... Mujhe nahin... Aisa kyun? Mujhe samajh nahin aa raha...
Bhanu: Haan, yeh toh mujhe bhi samajh nahin aaya...tum hoti toh ka karne main aur maza aata...
Rakul tirchi nigahon se usey dekhti hai...aur bolti hai..
Rakul: Aisa kyun??
Bhanu: Bas aise he... Tum hoti ho toh kaam karne main aur Mann lagta hai bas... Aur ek baat... Main kal teen mahinon ke liye jaa raha hun... toh bas tumse ek baat kehni thi... Bahut dinon se kehna chah raha tha...but kaha nahin...
Rakul, bhanu ki aankhon main dekhti hai...aur usey woh sawaal bhi pata tha aur jawab bhi... Aur woh bhanu ko ek surprise deti hai...
Rakul: Chup!! Mujhe pata hai tum kya puchna chahte ho...aur mera jawab bhi teyyar hai...
Bhanu: Main samjha nahin...
aur halki halki hawaon ke beech...dono akele baithey hue they..sardi ki thandi thandi hawaon ka sparsh dono ke jism ko choo ke iss mahaul ko aur rangeen bana rahe they...
Rakul halka sa saamne jhukti hai, dheere se apni aankhein band krti hai... Aur apni garmi saanson ke ehsaas bhanu ke lips ke paas deti hai...aur saamne hokar ek halki si kiss uske honthon pe kr deti hai...dono ke lab takrate hain toh bhanu ki dil ki dhadkan badh jaati hai...
Rakul: Tumhare sawaal kaJawaab yeh hai aur apna bag utha ke khadi ho jaati hai...hans ke...
Bhanu: Thank you Rakul...thank you aur ek dum zor se kood padhta hai...
Rakul (peeche mudh ke): Main teen mahine tumhare bina nahin reh sakti... Please mujhe saath le chalo...
Bhanu ko phir kisi unknown number de call aata hai... Aur woh pick karta hai..
Bhanu: Hello?? Who is this??
Female 1: Is this bhanu??
Bhanu: Yeah..
Female 1: Hello, bhanu, am Ms. Deepika padukone, your team head. Hope you will come to meet me in my chamber in 5 mins. I will introduce you to your team mate too..hope we have a nice session together...
Bhanu: Yeah, mam, sure am on my way...
Rakul: Kahan jaa rahe ho??
Bhanu hadbadate hue...woh Deepika mam ka phone tha unhone bulaya hai...
Dono saath ke chalte hain... Chalte chalte Rakul bhanu ka haath apne haathon main le leti hai aur uske kandhe pe sar rakh ke chalti hai...
Saare ladkein...Bhanu aur Rakul ki jodi dekh ke...yeh soch rahe they... Ki iss kaale ladke ko yeh Bala kaise mil gayi...
Chalte chalte woh Deepika ke room ke bahar pahunch jaate hain.. Bhanu ne aajtak sirf Deepika mam ka naam suna hai...usne kabhi unhe dekha nahin...
sabke munh se yehi suna hai ki bahut sexy hai hot hai... Kuch logon ne toh hostel main Deepika mam ki tasveerein kheench ke deewar pe chipka ke muth bhi maari thi...
Rakul: Tum Deepika mam se meri bhi baat karo na??
Bhanu: Okay!! Karta hun...
Rakul: Okay aur smile karti hai aur door ke bahar rukh jaati hai...
Bhanu fir door khol kar office ke andar jaata hai aur saamne baithi Deepika ko dekh ke uske hosh udh jaate hai... Matlab log jhut nahin bol rahe they...yeh toh vakayi main... Behad kaatila Husn ki maalkin hai... Uff!! Aag hai aag...
Deepika: Come in, bhanu.
Deepika apni nazrein uthake bhanu ko traf dekhti hai aur dono ki nazrein kareeb kareeb 1 min tak ek doosre se milti hai...
Deepika: Bhanu, tumhe pata hai na...ki humlog ko mumbai jaana hai...aur wahan 3 mahine rehna hai... Yeh college aaj bhi private hai lekin humare director idey University banana chahte hain...agar yeh competition jeet gaye toh hum karan honge iss college ko university banane main... Aur mujhe tumpe poora bharosa hai...kyunki 90% bacche fail ho gayein hain... Aur tumse tum dono he acche marks la paaye.. So mujhe tumse bahut zyada umeedein hain...
Tabhi peeche se ek awaaz aayi..
Female: May I come in, mam?
Deepika mere peeche dekh ke haan main ishara karti hai...
Deepika: Bhanu this is your teammate... Pooja Hegde...
Bhanu uski taraf mudhta hai...aur dekhte he reh jaata hai... Yeh iski zindagi main kya ho raha tha...kabhi ek ladki uske aaspaas nahin bathki thi...aaj do haseena ek he room pe...kya taangein hain Pooja ki...uff!! Kaatil hansi...aur ek dum jiska chahra dekh ke he ladkon ka lund khada ho jaye...waisi shakal...
Woh sahi kehte they...dene wala jab bhi deta...deta chappad phad ke...
aur bhanu khush tha...lekin..bahar Rakul uska intezar kar rahi thi...
Pooja: Hie.
Bhanu: Hello aur smile karta hai...
Deepika: So, these are your tickets... And we fly after a month...
Bhanu: Mam, i have a small request...
Deepika: yes, kya hai??
Bhanu: Mam, actually, Rakul preet singh you know right mam?
Deepika: Haan, jo third aayi thi...but uske aur Pooja ke marks same they...toh??
Bhanu: Mam, woh bhi aana chahti hai..
so please aap Dean se baat karengi.
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Deepika: Is this a joke to you bhanu? Hum koi trip pe jaa rahe hain kya??? Sirf do logon ka he hai competition...
Bhanu: mam, she is talented... Aur woh rahegi toh main aur zyada concentrate kar paunga... Samajh rahi ho na aap?
Deepika: But yeh mere haath main nahin hai...tumhe... Dean madam se baat karni chahiye...
Bhanu: Thik hai madam...lekin agar Dean madam ne Haan bola toh aao naa nahin krengi...
Deepika usko bade bade nazron se dekhti hai... Aur haan main sar hila deti hai...
Pooja: All the best with the bitch...
Bhanu gate ke bahar aata hai aur Rakul ki taraf dekhta hai...
Rakul: Any luck??
Bhanu: Am trying baby...mam ne bola hai Dean madam ko convince Karo... Toh woh he decide kr skti hain...
Rakul smiles aur bhanu ke gaal pe kiss kar deti hai...
Bhanu: Tum class jao, main Dean mam ke paas jaata hoon...okay?
Rakul: Thank you, aur Bhanu phir Dean mam ke cabin jataa hai...
Jaate he...woh knock karta hai jisse Dean madam ke secretary gate kholti hai...
Secretary: Come in... Aur bhanu dheere dheere halke kadmon se chalke Dean madam ke room pe jaata hai...bada sa cabin...ek chair beech main rakhu hui uske saamne apple ka laptop aur ek adedh umar ki aurat laptop pe kaam kar rahi thi...
Bhanu table ke paas jaake...baith jaata hai..aur Dean madam ki taraf dekhta hai...40 ke aas paas ki hogi..mam... Abhi tk usey mam ka chahra nhin dikhta hai...
Bhanu apna gala thik karke... Kuch bolta hai...
Bhanu: Good morning, mam,
TAbhi uski nazar nameplate pe jaati hia jo table pe rakhi hui thi...
"AISHWARYA RAI"
Bold aksharon main likha hua tha..
Aishwarya: Yeah, bhanu what can I do for you?
"Libaaz main lipta koi hoor ho tum, jannat ki hoorein sharma jaye aisi Noor ho tum"
Bhanu ko kehne ka Mann hua... Kyunki sahi main jannat ki hoorein sharma jayein...aisi khoobsurat husn thi Aishwarya...
Bhanu bas usey dekhta he reh gaya... Kya he khoobsurat thi...
Kuch pal woh shaant reh gaya...uski aankhein bas aishwarya ki khoobsurat chehre ko dekhne main lagi thi...aur yeh baat aishwarya ko bhi pata chal chuki thi aur usne halki si smile di... Aur apna cleavage halka sa dikhati hai...
Bhanu ki nazrein ab aishwarya ke cleavage pe thi...aur aishwarya ne uski nazron ka peecha karte hue yeh samjha gyai thi ki bhanu uske husn ka deewana bann chuka hai...aur yeh baat usey bhi pata thi..
Rakul bahar thi gate...
Aishwarya: I know tum kisliye aaye ho...aur main woh kaam kar bhi sakti hoon...
Bhanu: Mam, kya? Aap kar skti hain??
Aishwarya: Haan, but ek shart pe...
Bhanu: Kya mam? Boliye sab manzoor hai...
Aishwarya: Arey manzoor se pehle...mujhe irshaad toh karne toh...
Bhanu: Haan, mam, boliye...
Aishwarya: Pehli shart agar woh gayi...toh iss waqt college poora expense dega...aur expense tumse college tabhi he wapas mangegi jab tum haar jaoge...jeet gaye toh koi tension nahin...
Doosri shart...aur thodi der Rukh jaati hai...lambi saans leti hai...
Bhanu: Mam, dusri shart?
Aishwarya: Dusri shart yeh ke do condition hain...
Bhanu: Mam, shart pe bhi condition?
Aishwarya : Haan, suno toh...
Bhanu: Haan, mam boliye na..
Bhanu ne socha zyada se zyada kya maang legi studies ke hisaab se bhanu thik tha... Aur baaki sab me bhi thik tha...
Toh kya he maang lengi...
lekin aishwarya ko bahut saalon baad kisi mard ki nazar itne directly uske jism pe mahsoos hui thi...uski nazron ne aishwarya ke makhmal jaise shareer pe garmi ka ka kiya tha... Aur woh janti thi ki college ke ladke uspe line maarte hain...lekin bhanu ne uske jism pe seedha attack kiya tha...ab pati ke death ke 10 ho gaye they...
Aishwarya apne chair se uthti hai...aur bhanu ke paas jaati hai aur kneel karti hai...aur phir Bhanu ki aankhon main dekhti hai....
bhanu, aishwarya ki neeli neeli aankhon main kho gaya tha... Aur aishwarya ke itne paas aate hue dekh...uska khada ho gaya...jissey aishwarya ne bhaanp liya...aur smile kardi...
Aishwarya: Yeh kya hai?
Bhanu: Mam, woh mam sorry mam, sorry...
Aishwarya: What, sorry? What kind of pervert you are??
Bhanu: Mam, sorry...
aur apna sar jhuka leta hai...
Aishwarya: Iss galti ki saza milegi tumhe...
Bhanu: Mam, am really sorry... Mam...
Aishwarya: Saza paane ke liye mere message ka wait Karo...
Bhanu: Sorry mam..
AIshwarya: Now, get out, you pervert.... Aur zor se chillati hai...
Bhanu bhaut he insult feel karke, uthta hai aur bahar jaans lagta hai...tabhi peeche se aishwarya bolti hai...
Aishwarya: Aur, haan, Rakul bhi jaa sakti hai... Agar meri dusri shart manzoor hgi toh...jo main sham ko bataungi...
Bhanu bina peeche palte he chal deta hai...aur jaate he saath Rakul ko dekhta hai... Aur Rakul ki ummedon ki nazrein...bhanu ko pata chal chuki thi...aur bhanu ne bhi smile karke haan main sar hila diya tha...
Rakul ne khushi se aakar Bhanu ko gale laga diya aur uske gaal pe ek kiss kar di...
(PRESENT TIMES)Bhanu neend se uthta hai... Aur apne lambe se khayalon wali past ko bhula kar shower leta hai aur naha kar bahar aa jaata hai...
TAbhi Deepika bhi chalke room pe aati hai... Aur bhanu sirf towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya tha...upar se usne kuch bhi nahin pehna tha...
Deepika bas ek nazar bhanu ke jism ko nihaar rahi thi...
Woh nazrein hata he nahin Rahi thi.. par bhanu ko sharam aa rahi thi...
Bhanu: Deepika, tum yahan??
Deepika apne hosh main aake dekhti hai usey...aur Deepika apne pehle din ke job ke liye ready thi...
Deepika: I hope tum mujhe drop kar doge??
Bhanu: Yeah, sure...
Deepika: thank you....aur woh room se chali jaati hai...
Bhanu teyyar hokar room pe ataa hai aur chalne ka ishara karta hai... Ab samasya yeh thi ki office main sab usey boss he janta they aur office main Deepika ko bhanu ko sacchi ka pata chalna he tha...