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Fantasy CHAMATKAR (Completed)
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Agle part ki ek jhalak jarur post kar raha hu.intzaar rhega bhai
Next part full of Love, thrill, suspense se bhara hoga with non stop unlimited comedy.
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HASNA MANA HAI
(CHAMATKAR PART- II)
UPDATE- 15
(CHAMATKAR PART- II)
UPDATE- 15
Hululululu :- Ek chote se school me teacher tha…ek bar kisi baat par inki biwi ne iske sir par hathoude se vaar kar diya aur ye pagal ho gaya…ye pichle chaar salo se pagal khane me hai…jab daura chadhta hai to khud ko ek super hero ”Chaddi Man” samajhne lagta hai…Age..25 yrs
Tululululu :- Ye mahashay doctor banna chahte the lekin ban nahi paye…ek din daura aisa chadha ki dimag ki nas dheeli ho gayi…abhi kuch mahine hi huye hain inko pagal khane me aaye huye…Age..24 yrs
Pululululu :- Ye peshe se ek engineer the…lekin inke pariwar walo ne sazish ke tahat inhe pagal ghosit kar diya aur pagal khane me bharti kara diya…pagal khane me rahte rahte ye sach me hi thode pagal ho gaye hain…ye pichle do saal se pagal khane me hai….Age..24 yrs
Chhululululu :- Ye pagal khane me baki teeno se pahle se hai...ye pagal kaise huye, ye abhi tak writer bhi nahi soch paya hai..inhe theek se sunayi nahi deta...kuch ooncha sunte hain….Age…23 yrs.
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Ek Pagal khane me aadhi raat ka samay……
Pululululu (fusfusate huye)--Arey ! Jaldi chalo bewqufo..agar aaj nahi bhag paye to phir shayad yaha se kabhi nahi bhag payenge.
Teeno (ek sath)—arey ! aa rahe hain…dekh rahe the ki koi aas paas to nahi hai.
Pululululu (ishara kar ke)—chalo mere piche piche aa jao.
Sab dhire dhire pululululu ke piche chalne lage….sabse aage pululululu, uske piche tululululu, uske piche hululululu aur sabse last me bahra chhululululu chal raha tha...tabhi bahre chhululululu ko andhere me ek choti kali parchhayi dikhayi di….jo dhire dhire uski taraf badh rahi thi…Ye dekh kar vo ghabra gaya….vo parchhayi uske ekdam nazdik aa gayi tab usne dekha ki ye to ek chuha hai.
Chhululululu (lambi saans khich kar)—ohhh ! shukra hai…pagal baba ki…ki ye sirf ek chuha hai..
Pagal baba chhululululu bahre ke dimag me base huye paglo ke bahut pahuche huye sant hain…chhululululu isse pahle ki kuch sochta, vo chuha uski pant me niche se ghus gaya…jisse use gudgudi hone lagi.
Chhululululu—hihihihihi…..hihihihihi……hihihihihi
Pululululu (dhire se)—abey ! halla mat karo…koi aa jayega.
Chhululululu—abey ! hihihihi.....abey ghus gaya...hihihihi.....abey nikal....hihihihi.
Chhululululu gudgudi hone ke karan idhar udhar hilne laga aur andhere me ek almari se takra gaya...almari ke upar me bahut sara samaan rakha hua tha, jo takrane se sidhe tululululu (doctor) aur hululululu (teacher) ke sir ke upar girne laga.
Dhamm...dhamm ek ek kar ke samaan unke sir par girne laga.....pululululu (engineer) isse pahle ki kuch karta, sir par chot lagne ki vajah se hululululu aur tululululu ko daura chadh gaya....tululululu ((doctor) ne chhululululu (bahre) ka hath pakad liya.
Tululululu—ye pagal ! kaha bhagta hai...chal tere injection ka time ho gaya hai…chal ghum ja.
Aur vo chhululululu ko jabardasti jamin par litane laga...dusri taraf hululululu bhi form me aa chuka tha...usne apna pant utar kar apne gale me baandh liya aur ek hath aage ki taraf kar ke idhar udhar chillate huye bhagne laga, jaise ki vo hawa me ud raha ho.
Hululululu (chillate huye)—aa gaya chaddi man…vuyeeeeee…..chaddi chaddi chaddi chaddi man aa gaya… apradhiyo jaan bachao,..vuyeeee
Shor sharaba badhne ke karan sabhi lights jalne lage…achanak ye sab hungama ho gaya…pululululu ye sab dekh kar shunya sa khada ho gaya aur apna sir pakad liya…use kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha…
Hululululu charo taraf ‘chaddi man, chaddi man’ chillate huye idhar udhar bhag raha tha…dusri taraf chhululululu jamin par gira hua tha aur uske upar tululululu chadha hua tha.
Tululululu—aaj teri sari bimari theek kar dunga….(pululululu ki taraf ishara karte huye)..ye nurse ! chal jaldi se injection le ke aa.
Chhululululu poori koshish kar raha tha khud ko chhudane ki lekin uski pakad se khud ko chhuda nahi pa raha tha… pululululu ne uski taraf dhyan nahi diya..hululululu ko rokna jaruri tha, vo hululululu ki taraf bhaga..tabhi usne dekha ki guards aa rahe hain.
Pululululu (mann me)—agar iss baar pakde gaye to phir kabhi yaha se nahi bhag payenge.
Mann me ye soch kar vo vapis tululululu ki taraf muda aur uske pichwade me ek laat maar kar usko chhululululu ke upar se gira diya.
Pululululu (chhululululu ko ishara karte huye)—abe tu khidki ke raste se bhag..
Chhululululu—lekin ye log…?
Pululululu—abe, tu bhag…main inn logo ko le kar aata hu..
Pululululu ki baat sunte hi chhululululu turant uth kar khidki ke raste bhag chala...uske vaha se bhagte hi vo tululululu ki taraf muda aur ishara kiya..
Pululululu—arey doctor sahab...vo dekho apka patient bhag raha hai...pakdo usko..
Tululululu—kyaaa.. ? abhi pakadta hu...bina injection lagwaye hi bhag raha hai...aaj to injection laga ke hi rahunga.
Tululululu turant palat kar chhululululu ke piche bhaga...uske jate hi pululululu ne dekha ki hululululu chaddi man.. chaddi man chillate huye idhar udhar ghum raha tha.
Pululululu (chillate huye)—chaddii man...meri madad karo..
Hululululu uski baat sun kar bhagna chhod kar ruk gaya...aur jaldi se pululululu ke paas pahucha...tab tak guards bhi kafi karib aa chuke the.
Hululululu—kyaa hua bachcha... ?
Pululululu (doctor ki taraf ishara kar ke)—arey vo...vo chori kar ke bhag raha hai..jaldi se pakdo use..
Uski baat sunte hi hululululu chaddi man..chaddi man chillate huye tululululu ke piche bhaga..uske piche pululululu bhi bhagne laga, lekin bhagne se pahle usne darwaje ki kundi me danda fasa diya jisse guards ko unn tak pahuchne me samay jyada lage...thodi door ja kar dekha ki hululululu, tululululu aur chhululululu aapas me train ki patri ke paas guttham gutthi kar rahe the.
Tululululu—ye bahra...injection theek se lagwa le..theek hona hai na tujhe...
Hululululu—aaj chaddi man, chor ko nahi chhodega...hihihihihi
Teeno ko aapas me ladte dekh kar tululululu ne paas me pada ek danda uthaya aur hululululu ke sath sath tululululu ke bhi sir me maar diya...sir me danda lagne se dono ka daura theek ho gaya aur vo hosh me aa gaye.
Pululululu (hafte huye)—abe saalo, tum logo se ek kaam bhi dhang se nahi hota hai...abhi marwa diya hota tum logo ne....guards ko yaha aane me jyada time nahi lagega, jaldi hi nikalna hoga yaha se..
Pululululu abhi sabse baat kar hi raha tha ki tabhi..’’pooooooo chhuk..chhuk..chhuk..chhuk’’ ki awaz karti huyi ek train thodi dheemi speed se aati huyi dikhayi di.
Pululululu—jaise hi ye train paas aaye to isko pakad lo..
Teeno—ok boss..
Aaj unki kismat achchi thi ki train paas me aa kar ruk gayi kyon ki aage signal nahi tha…train ke rukte hi charo jaldi se train ki taraf badhe.
Pululululu—jaldi karo..
Ye bol kar pululululu train me chadh gaya…jabki baki teeno abhi bhi niche hi khade ho kar train ko dekhne me hi lage huye the.
Pululululu—aao…idhar aao..iss taraf….
Bolte bolte pululululu ne piche palat kar dekha to uske piche koi nahi tha...
Pululululu (budbudate huye)—kaha mar gaye ye teeno... ?
Aisa budbudate huye usne gate ke paas pahuch kar jaise hi bahar jhanka to dekhta hi rah gaya…teeno bahar khade khade train ko hi ghure ja rahe the.
Pululululu (chillate huye)—abe, kya dekh rahe ho…?
Chhululululu—bhai, train to bahut badi hai…apne chote chote hatho se hum isko kaise pakdenge…?
Pululululu (gusse se)—salo bsdk..! ullu ke khandan walo...train me chadh jao chutiyo.
Tululululu—to aise saaf saaf bola kar na saale…you really confuse us, you know..
Pululululu (gusse me)—chadarmod…angrej ki aulad…teri angreji teri gaand me ghusa dunga….jaldi sab train me chadho.
Chhululululu—chillate kahe ho be…aa to rahe hain hum..
Aisa bol kar vo train me chadh gaya..uske piche piche hululululu aur tululululu bhi chadh gaye…sabhi toilet ke paas wali khali jagah me khade ho gaye aur thodi hi der me train apni raftar se chal padi…pululululu abhi bhi gusse me tha.
Pululululu (gusse me)—kabhi to koi kaam dhang se kar liya karo…agar aaj pakde jate to electrick shock lagna pakka tha.
Hululululu—arey tu chill maar chote..
Pululululu (chidh kar)—teri gaand na maar lu bhosdike..
Tululululu—gaand maar lega…? Abe tu serious topic ke beech me romantic hone ki koshish mat kar.
Pululululu—teri aisi ki taisi saale..
Hululululu aur tululululu ki masti bhari baate sun kar pululululu ko bhi hasi aa gayi aur usne masti masti me tululululu ka gala pakad liya.
Tululululu—hihihihi...abe chutiye..chhod mujhe.
Tabhi vaha ‘ticket..ticket’ karta hua TT aa gaya..usne jaise hi inn charo ko dekha to chounk gaya kyon ki hululululu kewal niche chaddi bhar pahne huye tha..pant to utar kar usne apne gale me baadh liya tha.
T.T.—bhai sahab, ticket dikhaiye..
Pululululu TT ki baat ka kuch jawab deta ki usse pahle hi chhululululu hi bol utha.
Chhululululu—ticket to nahi hai…hihihihihi
T.T. (sab ko ghurte huye)—tum log ko darr nahi laga...bina ticket chadh gaye train me... ?
Koi kuch bolta ki usse pahle hi chhululululu ne phir se beech me hi apna radio baja diya..
Chhululululu—Ji ..vo hame aisa laga ki ..agar koi bhala insaan hoga to vo hame chhod dega..lekin koi kutta ya chadarmod type ka insaan hoga to nahi chhodega...hihihihi
T.T.—bahut hoshiyar bante ho tum log..
T.T. ne charo taraf dekha, raat ka waqt tha to sabhi soye huye the…phir TT ne bahut hi dheemi awaz me apna hath aage kar ke kaha.
T.T.—bina ticket pakde jane ke jurm me agar jail nahi jana chahte ho to Fund nikalo..
Chhululululu—abhi lo sir..
Chhululululu, thoda kaan se bahra hone ke karan jara ooncha sunta tha…TT ki dhire se kahi gayi ‘fund nikalo’ ka matlab usne kuch aur hi samjha…usne jaldi se apna pant khol kar Lund bahar nikal ke TT ke hath me rakh diya… uski iss harkat se TT gusse se aag babula ho gaya.
T.T. (gusse se hath jhatakte huye)—Ye kya hai bhosdike….?
Chhululululu—tumne hi to abhi kaha tha ki agar jail jane se bachna chahte ho to apna lund mere hath me rakh do… (baki teeno ki taraf ishara kar ke)..bhai log, tum log bhi jaldi se apna apna lund TT sahab ke hath me pakda do.. TT sahab hame chhod denge.
Teeno bhauchakke ho kar kabhi TT ko to kabhi chhululululu ko dekh rahe the…uski baat sunte hi teeno ne apna sir pakad liya.
Pululululu (mann me)—sala, iski kam sunne ki aadat hamari jaan le legi.
TT poori tarah se baukhla chuka tha..usne apna walky talky nikala aur police ko call kar ke vaha bulane laga…ye dekh kar sabhi ghabra gaye.
Pululululu (chillate huye)—abe..bhago be…kudo train se..jo hoga dekh lenge.
Vah chillate huye train se bahar kud gaya...uske piche piche baki teeno bhi kud gaye aur TT ye dekh kar bas apna hath soonghte huye rah gaya...hihihihi.
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Bahut hi hasyapad update tha. Haste 2 pet me dard ho gya he. Naam kaha se dhunde bhai. Lekin ye us update se bilkul alag he jo aapne ye wala part khatam hone pr diya tha
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